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Man, you know his neighbor's killing us.

I don't know how we're going to get everything ready in time for the

opening if he's out here every day. If we start even a second before 8, I'm

worried that he's going to report us to the county.

I will.

And he's got bionic hearing, too.

That's fun.

My guys are raring to go, Jay.

They got the fire. I don't know how much longer I can hold them. Yeah, they're

chomping at the bit.

Hold.

Hold.

I'll be back at four to make sure you don't go a minute late.

Henry, hey, hey, hey, hey. Look, I know that we haven't seen eye to eye on

everything, but could you just give us a little bit of breathing room? That's a

big no from me, Jay.

Local ordinances are the solid foundation upon which this country was

Without them, we are no better than animals.

I've never been a fan of Henry Farnsby, but that is one groovy tune he's

singing. With all I've had, bad neighbor even made the land head on spike.

Great being neighbors with you.

But passive -aggressive banter are the way to go.

Well, you picked a wonderful time to join us. The fall colors are just

right now. My God, this old tired diatribe. Here comes the hike talk,

with mention of the drainage ditch, a .k .a. the magical creek.

If you're interested in hiking, we have a lovely creek.

Oh, she switched it up.

Oh, it's nice.

Yeah, it's... Say, Ed, you got nothing else?

Magical. There it is. She knows no other words.

Babe. The guests are loving it here. They're talking about having their

here in the spring and rehearsal dinner at your restaurant.

If it's even open by then, I mean, Farnsby's killing us.

The bachelor's out there watching the clock every morning. The guy needs a

hobby. Between the pickleball and group sex, I think the man has hobbies.

He's so annoying.

If I may, the true center of power always lies with the lady of the house.

You need to go through the wife. Invite her over.

Charm her. Okay, I'm seeing one potential roadblock. And once you've

with her, she will tell that idiot husband of hers to lay off. I guess I

invite Margaret over for a drink.

Wait, what? No, babe, I don't think we should engage with these people. They're

nuts. I'm sorry, a drink?

What are you, Irish dock workers? You're both civilized women. Just do cocaine.

I think it's worth a shot, Jay.

Margaret's kind of fun.

She can hold stuff.

Other people can see her. You son of a bitch. That's a cheap shot, Samantha.

You're better than that.

Uh, Sam, some guy's dropping off a giant box outside.

Oh, I know what that is. Isaac, your wedding present has finally arrived. It

on back order.

Oh, that's very kind, but I don't need some reminder of my broken nuptials.

A dinosaur bed!

Oh, goody!

This is for children. It literally says for ages five and up. Yes, and up. I'm

and up. The point is, it can be enjoyed by all ages.

Oh, there's a button that makes it roar.

Incredible.

So, Margaret, have you been on Baker Street since they repaved it?

No.

Oh. It's more awkward than first dinner with wife after I throw a folder off

cliff. You threw your wife's father off a cliff?

He become burden to society.

Almost 34 years old.

Well, that makes sense.

Well, they did a great job.

It's so flat.

Yes, double down on the road discussion. Great instincts.

Two adults required.

Yeah, right. I'm crushing this.

When do you think he's going to realize that he used the wrong screws six steps

ago? Probably when he runs out of the long ones, which should happen in

Three steps.

I can't wait.

Ah.

So the rumors are true.

Nigel.

Yes, the bed was meant to be a wedding gift from Jay and Samantha, but I take

you somehow heard that already.

It is quite striking, but shouldn't it be set up in a neutral location where we

could take turns with it, as it is a gift for both of us? Well, surely you

You're not even a lover of dinosaurs.

Perhaps I've changed my mind.

You of all people should know that sometimes a person can jump.

change their mind. It's already set up here.

Asking Jay to disassemble it would be quite cruel. I'm pretty sure he's going

have to take this apart anyway. He skipped a whole step.

Nigel, you're being ridiculous.

I love dinosaurs.

I'm taking the bed.

End of discussion.

I suppose I should expect nothing less from a Yankee.

Wait a minute. Are these screws two different sizes?

There's a step 4B?

See the addendum online.

I really like food.

Do you like food? I mean, food's okay.

Man, Margaret is giving her nothing.

I hate to defend a Farnsby, but our girl's not bringing much to the table

either. This is collective failure, like Danish society.

Wait a minute, Sam. I think I saw this same book over at the Farnsby house.

Maybe Margaret's read it too. I also really like to read.

I recently read this book, for instance.

Oh, The Unwatered Chrysanthemum! What a coincidence! I also just read it. Boom.

Common ground.

I have a passion for gardening, and I thought that the author did an

job capturing the drama of the dying flower.

I agree, and what a powerful metaphor.

And how do you mean?

Well, it wasn't just about a dying flower, right? The chrysanthemum was

represent a woman in a stagnant marriage whose husband, a .k .a. the gardener,

has been neglecting her for so long that she just withered away.

Oh.

Okay, that stirred something in Margaret.

It's funny because Henry used to be so romantic, but lately I feel taken for

granted. Oh, dear, this is taking a turn. You know, it might actually just

about a flower.

What about TV? Oh, have you seen Ted Lasso? No, you've opened my eyes. Thank

for the wine.

Samantha, I have to go do some thinking. Okay, well, maybe you could still talk

to Henry about that construction stuff. Oh, I'll be talking to him, all right.

When I said charm her, I guess I should have made it clear I didn't mean blow up

her marriage.

No, that's not.

They're going to be fine.

Mr. Farnsby. I'm checking in.

Margaret kicks me out.

My world is shattered.

Oh, no.

And this is why women should never read books.

You seem like a nice couple.

She seems like she really loves you.

I'm a lucky man.

Well, it can all change.

Just like that.

This thought bode well for these two choosing this as wedding venue.

Oh, understand steaks.

I was happy and in love once. Now look at me.

She ripped my heart out. I have no idea why.

He's not going to be thrilled when he finds out this is Sam's fault. If they

just done cocaine, the book would have been but one of the topics they briefly

alighted on in their mania.

Hi. I have Amazon Prime packages for Woodstone B &B. You can leave it there.

I couldn't help but notice your ring. Are you married?

Oh, boy. Here we go. Yeah.

You'll be here next week. Well, then, I have one thing to say to you.

My condolences.

I don't understand.

What happened at wine night? Did Margaret say something to you about

Well, there was sort of a misunderstanding.

Pete brought up a book. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't throw me under the bus.

And I simply pointed out how that book, The Unwatered Chrysanthemum, was

actually a metaphor for a stagnant marriage in turmoil.

Oh, my God.

It is getting bleak out there. Why don't we just try to talk everybody out of

marriage while sob singing Love is a Battlefield?

We are young.

No, you're not.

Would have been thrown off cliff many moons ago.

Heartache to heartache we stand.

Hey, Henry, that sounds great, buddy.

Thank you, Jay. You know, the acoustics are really good upstairs in your room.

I understand.

I don't mean to darken the public spaces of your already floundering business

with my sad songs, but I just don't want to be alone right now. You won't be

alone. Jay will jam with you.

Really?

Yes. I love jamming. I love it.

How do we feel about Jay and Sam's marriage?

I think they're solid.

If not, you know, it'll be something to watch, too.

Oh, I bet this is what Steven Spielberg sleeps in. Are you loving it?

I do like pretending to be the tongue.

And I enjoyed the psychotic break Jay experienced on his third assembly, but

that he's made my bed and I'm lying in it...

I don't know.

You know, when I was nine, we had a Passover Seder at my house. And even

you're not supposed to search for the Afikomen until after the meal, I kept

taking bathroom breaks until I found it. The Afikomen is the matzah they had

during the Seder.

I've been here way too long.

Anyway, the second the meal was over, I went straight to where it was hidden,

and I won $5.

But then I saw my hot cousin Rachel crying.

And that didn't feel good.

Because the person you were both attracted to and related to was sad? I

nine. It was innocent.

But my point is that when it comes to the expense of someone that you care

about, sometimes a win feels like a loss.

Maybe you're right.

I've put Nigel through so much. Giving him this bed is the least I could do.

I'll tell Sam to tell Jay to disassemble it and then reassemble it again in the

shed. And I'm gonna go see if hot cousin Rachel's on Instagram.

Oh.

I'm dead. It's still innocent.

Why are we clapping? Who is this for?

Just seemed like a nice thing to do.

This was just what I needed, Jay. I don't know what happened.

I was just sitting there doing my jumble, and the next thing I know,

telling me she's no longer happy in our marriage, and I need to get out.

Have you tried apologizing? I don't even know what I did.

Henry. Bro, one married guy to another, it doesn't matter. Just say you're sorry

and ask them if they've done something new with their hair.

He knows we watch and tell family stuff, right?

I hope you're right, because that woman is the light of my life.

Thank you for being there for me, Jay. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to use

your restroom.

We are young.

He ain't that young. I was already in that area, Alberta.

We got a little problem, Jay.

The guys installed three -quarter -inch pipe instead of one -inch, but we

already sealed up the wall.

Honestly, it'll get the job done, but if the county ever heard about this...

That doesn't sound like a little problem.

Bionic hearing. Oh, no, Henry's got the goods.

Henry, I can explain.

Jay, quick.

You got us a mint mixer and a lake? Story writes itself.

Okay, I know it looks bad. Let me stop you right there, Jay.

Would this have been a piece of intel that yesterday me would have used to

your upstart venture?

Absolutely. But now...

We are jam bros. So you're not going to report me? The only thing I'm going to

report is us to Rolling Stone magazine as this year's best new band, Farnsby

the Dudes.

Did you say dudes?

That's right.

Just grab a shaker, Mark.

Knock, knock.

Isaac, what are you doing here?

Oh, nothing.

I merely wanted to see how you were enjoying the dinosaur bed.

Alas, I actually gave the bed to Baxter and Carol as a wedding gift.

Much appreciated.

Still waiting for Jenkins' gift. I did not support the marriage, and I still do

not. I'm sorry.

You re -gifted it? Yes.

I thought they deserved it.

The thing is how Baxter and Carol had the guts to follow through on their

nuptials. Oh, so that's what this is about. You wanted the bed to spite me

revenge. Yes.

It's a stupid bed. It's not even accurate.

The Tyrannosaurus had 60 teeth, whereas this freak has but 32.

And look at the nostrils. Far too close to the eyes. I thought this bit was made

for children, not by them.

Wait.

Those are two oddly astute observations about the anatomy of a dinosaur. I

didn't think you knew anything of the subject, nor I cared for it.

I didn't.

But I was meant to marry a man obsessed with dinosaurs.

I studied them to be able to talk with my husband about his favorite subject.

It was going to be your wedding present.

Oh, I had no idea.

Never mind.

It's all in the past now.

I think I shall excuse myself for a walk.

Nigel! You know who else's nostrils are too close to their eyes? Stop it. She's

my wife.

He's not around, is he, Samantha?

Henry? Uh, no, he's upstairs.

Good, because I don't want to see his stupid face.

Will you see to it that he gets these belongings? Because I can't even bear

having them in my house.

A pair of fuzzy handcuffs. Yeah, I could see how that would be sentimental.

Margaret, have you come to take me back?

No, Henry, I've just brought a few of your things. I have nothing to say to

This guy will move other than Thor.

Well, I have something to say to you, my love.

I'm sorry.

For what?

For anything I might have done?

Unreal. You don't even know what you did. And you did something very hurtful,

and I might have let it slide.

But Samantha opened my eyes the other night.

So this is your fault.

No, I was just making conversation.

She brought the book. She was drowning. I threw her a lifeline.

Don't blame her. She's just the messenger. You're the gardener who

water me.

Goodbye, Henry.

Oh, now that is an excellent line. Good for you, girl.

Margaret, no, please.

Are you doing something different with your hair?

Four think we passed that, Henry.

Ew.

You will pay for this.

Whoa, come on, Jambros. No, don't Jambro me.

Your wife destroyed my life. You are now a Jamfoe.

Okay, that's not bad.

And in this kind of emotional state, very impressive.

I was just explaining a book.

Tomorrow morning, when the permit office opens at 7 a .m., I will be first in

line to tell them about your narrow pipe infraction. Your restaurant is about to

be shut down. Say goodbye to that dream.

Oh. Uh, could I get a 6 .30 wake -up call, please? Thank you very much.

Good night.

Bad. Very bad. I mean, if he goes to the permit office tomorrow morning, they're

going to shut down our bill to make us rip open all the walls again.

Well, when would we be able to open?

In a world where we could even afford the repairs?

Who knows? I'm just saying, the man's already in the building. You don't even

need to snatch him. She revisiting earlier, Mother Farnsby. Bitch, his most

idea currently on table.

Here's a thought.

Obviously, you can't fix the pipes before tomorrow morning, but maybe you

fix the Farnsby's relationship.

Sass is saying we should try to get Henry and Margaret back together.

That's true. He was going to let the pipe thing slide before he found out

you ruined their marriage. That was Pete's fault. I pointed to a book.

Lady Farnsby did mention there was one specific thing that she most angry

Yes. So we just need to find out what Henry did so that he can make up for it.

I guess I could talk to her. No, because then she's going to know that we know

and we just pass the information on to Henry. She needs to think that he

remembered on his own. If I may, you have ghosts.

Sounds like a job for the old property -leaving guy. I could go over there and

talk to some of their ghosts. No need.

Don't yell.

Nice try, marriage ruiner.

Thor's son is saying that Henry forgot their wedding anniversary.

Interesting. She's also mad about people who turn around in her driveway.

Mind if I take a seat?

It's a free country, thanks to you.

I find it quite touching you made an effort to learn about my interests.

You are thoughtful and caring, whereas I am selfish and inconsiderate and

honestly...

I'm not sure I ever really deserved you.

That's a common sentiment in the shed.

I know I said it at the time, and it doesn't begin to make up for the way

treated you, but I am truly sorry.

Thank you.

I do think, in retrospect, we may have been rushing into things, or at least

were.

What do you mean?

You haven't had a lot of experience, whereas I... Let's just say my body

is quite high, and I'm not talking about the war.

Okay, moving right along.

Here's an idea. What do you think about, I don't know, being friends?

I'd like that.

Good.

Oh, I'm glad we had this talk, Lieutenant.

So...

What's been going on in the house since I moved out?

Oh, well, the Puritan moved out, and Sam is a convicted witch.

I tried something new with my hair.

Oh, did you now? Yes, everyone loved it.

I confess, I'm no expert in manual labor, but they don't appear to be doing

actual work.

They're laying a trap for Henry Farnby.

What is that infernal racket?

Why do you toil on this doomed enterprise that I will be burying under

come sunup? We toil, Henry, to lure you here.

Excuse me?

Sam? I've got the Merlot and the lovely bones. Let's get into it.

Henry, what is he doing here? He's here to surprise you with your belated

anniversary dinner.

What?

Our... anniversary is why I planned this dinner, my darling.

Oh, Henry, you finally remembered.

Better late than never. I have been a neglectful gardener and for that I am

sorry. Can you believe it was 20 years ago that we celebrated that magical

event? Our first group thing.

Excuse me? Oh, that's what this is. This isn't our wedding anniversary?

I don't know, Jay, but it seems to be working. Just go with it. I remember it

like it was yesterday.

I looked in your eyes, then you looked in Phil's eyes, then Phil looked in

Brenda's eyes. Well, you remembered you were there.

Happy orgyversary, my love.

Happy orgyversary.

Let me show you to your seats.

I'll be right there, dear.

About our little problem, I am happy to look the other way.

Thank you, Jambro.

You're welcome. Would you like to join us? God, no. I mean...

I gotta cook and stuff. Of course.

Hey, babe. Just to ask.

You think our marriage is good, right?

Like, um, your chrysanthemum's being watered? Of course, Jay.

It's just, if anything ever was bothering you, I just want us to be able

communicate about it.

Aw, you're the sweetest.

You know...

Not time to do a little gardening.

Okay, well, let me just get my sun hat.

What? I don't know. I'm not good with metaphors. Just shut up.

It's a dinosaur lamp. Can you believe it?

And it arrived so quickly.

Samantha ordered it for me on Amazon Prime since I heroically surrendered the

dinosaur bed.

Isaac Valerie good at surrendering. It changes color when you press the button.

It's very neat. You have to see it.

But we can't press the button.

Oh, not a problem.

Sam!

This gift was a big mistake.