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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,433 --> 00:00:04,045 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,046 --> 00:00:07,113 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:07,114 --> 00:00:10,819 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:10,820 --> 00:00:13,574 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:13,575 --> 00:00:17,192 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:17,193 --> 00:00:20,562 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:20,563 --> 00:00:22,030 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:22,031 --> 00:00:23,498 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ 9 00:00:23,499 --> 00:00:28,727 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪ 10 00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:34,728 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 11 00:00:34,729 --> 00:00:36,176 What are you doing to Dad? 12 00:00:36,177 --> 00:00:38,245 What? I'm going to the grocery store. 13 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:40,580 Okay, you remember Memento? That. 14 00:00:40,581 --> 00:00:42,016 Don't forget the cucumbers, Peter. 15 00:00:42,017 --> 00:00:43,717 All right. Where's that? 16 00:00:43,718 --> 00:00:46,086 Oh, hey, right, 'cause of that thing we started doing. 17 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:48,688 By the way, speaking of which, best "O" ever. 18 00:00:48,689 --> 00:00:50,724 I felt dirty for an hour, but it's gone now. 19 00:00:50,725 --> 00:00:52,192 Now I just can't wait for night. 20 00:00:52,193 --> 00:00:54,027 I wish you hadn't said that at full volume 21 00:00:54,028 --> 00:00:56,021 in front of our children. 22 00:00:56,022 --> 00:00:58,232 I can't tell if they have a really good marriage 23 00:00:58,233 --> 00:00:59,632 or a really bad one. 24 00:00:59,633 --> 00:01:01,916 I feel like it's weird but strong. 25 00:01:01,917 --> 00:01:03,370 Like Danny Trejo. 26 00:01:04,273 --> 00:01:05,757 Thank you for noticing. 27 00:01:11,462 --> 00:01:14,414 You ready for movie marathon day, Rupert? 28 00:01:14,415 --> 00:01:16,583 Ah, I was born ready, too. 29 00:01:16,584 --> 00:01:18,452 All right, time for Fast and the Furious 30 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:19,887 one through seven. 31 00:01:19,888 --> 00:01:22,122 All right, let's get (BLEEP) high. 32 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:23,958 You can't be high for this, Brian. 33 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,224 This is serious stuff. 34 00:01:25,225 --> 00:01:27,126 This is a 14-hour meditation 35 00:01:27,127 --> 00:01:29,729 on the importance of family, fast cars, 36 00:01:29,730 --> 00:01:32,777 product placement, racial ambiguity and family. 37 00:01:33,619 --> 00:01:35,302 Where's eight? Didn't that one just come out? 38 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:37,471 Someone said they were going to get me eight 39 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:38,973 on Blu-ray for my birthday, 40 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:41,275 and someone got me a limited edition 41 00:01:41,276 --> 00:01:43,977 Michael Kors pebbled leather tote bag instead. 42 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:45,964 - You love that bag. - I know. You're the best. 43 00:01:45,965 --> 00:01:47,557 Okay, put in Fast 6. 44 00:01:47,558 --> 00:01:48,748 You're starting with six? 45 00:01:48,749 --> 00:01:51,418 Um, yeah. We're going in order from best to worst. 46 00:01:51,419 --> 00:01:54,188 Six, five, seven, three... I know that's controversial... 47 00:01:54,189 --> 00:01:55,789 One, four, two. 48 00:01:55,790 --> 00:01:57,024 By the way, don't tell Rupert 49 00:01:57,025 --> 00:01:58,993 about Paul Walker being D-E-A-D. 50 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:00,087 He doesn't know. 51 00:02:02,447 --> 00:02:03,797 All right. So, what's the plot? 52 00:02:03,798 --> 00:02:06,934 Oh, you don't understand these movies. 53 00:02:09,037 --> 00:02:10,504 What was that, Rupert? 54 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:11,715 Oh, yes. 55 00:02:12,540 --> 00:02:13,604 Yes. 56 00:02:14,141 --> 00:02:15,327 No. 57 00:02:15,943 --> 00:02:18,096 I don't know. Maybe? Maybe bi? 58 00:02:18,779 --> 00:02:21,279 That's Ludacris. That's not Tyrese. 59 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:22,984 What are you talking about? They look nothing alike. 60 00:02:22,985 --> 00:02:24,724 Ludacris looks like a human peanut, 61 00:02:24,725 --> 00:02:26,153 and Tyrese looks slick. 62 00:02:26,154 --> 00:02:27,941 He looks like a Chinese black. 63 00:02:27,942 --> 00:02:29,828 Like Africa and Asia had sex 64 00:02:29,829 --> 00:02:31,358 while Europe sat on a chair 65 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:33,410 in the corner of the hotel room and watched. 66 00:02:33,411 --> 00:02:36,030 Ludacris, human peanut. Tyrese, Chinese black. 67 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,998 Are you gonna keep talking like this during the whole thing? 68 00:02:37,999 --> 00:02:39,806 What? I'm answering Rupert's questions. 69 00:02:39,807 --> 00:02:41,173 Now we're gonna have to rewind. 70 00:02:41,174 --> 00:02:43,637 We just missed the scene where half the team steals a tank 71 00:02:43,638 --> 00:02:45,873 while the other half pretends to be a DJ for some reason. 72 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:47,206 - Damn it. - Yeah, okay. 73 00:02:47,207 --> 00:02:49,043 - I'm going to the bar. - Suit yourself. 74 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:51,303 Rupert and I are just fine without you. 75 00:02:52,404 --> 00:02:53,479 You're right. 76 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,914 I bet he is on his period. 77 00:02:54,915 --> 00:02:56,650 Whatever that means. 78 00:02:56,651 --> 00:02:58,052 La, la, la, la. Stop, stop, stop, stop. 79 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,353 Gross, gross, gross. Ew, ew, ew. 80 00:02:59,354 --> 00:03:01,284 No, no, no. No. Ew. Ew. 81 00:03:01,285 --> 00:03:03,590 A loaf of bread, a container of milk 82 00:03:03,591 --> 00:03:05,592 and a stick of butter. 83 00:03:05,593 --> 00:03:07,928 A loaf of milk, a container of bread 84 00:03:07,929 --> 00:03:10,097 and a Joe Dirt DVD. 85 00:03:10,098 --> 00:03:12,699 A Joe Dirt DVD, Scarlett Johansson 86 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:14,919 and treasure from a fish tank. 87 00:03:17,389 --> 00:03:18,906 Attention, shoppers. 88 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:21,174 Beloved cereal icon Boo Berry 89 00:03:21,175 --> 00:03:23,494 is now greeting customers in aisle six. 90 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,446 Boo Berry? 91 00:03:25,447 --> 00:03:26,747 The Boo Berry? 92 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,749 Are there imposter Boo Berries? 93 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,028 Hey, watch it. 94 00:03:31,069 --> 00:03:33,353 Oh, Mr. Boo Berry, I'm your biggest fan. 95 00:03:33,354 --> 00:03:34,955 You're not the one threatening me 96 00:03:34,956 --> 00:03:36,090 on Facebook, are you? 97 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:39,126 No, no. No, not-not you. Not you. 98 00:03:39,127 --> 00:03:41,195 Hey, you know what I always loved about your cereal? 99 00:03:41,196 --> 00:03:42,955 It tasted like blueberries. 100 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,898 Oh, my God. Boo Berries. 101 00:03:44,899 --> 00:03:46,475 And you're... and you're a ghost. 102 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:47,935 'Cause... So that-that's the "boo." 103 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:50,271 Did you guys know you were doing that? Oh, my God. 104 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:52,440 - Anyway, can I shake your hand? - Sure. 105 00:04:09,491 --> 00:04:11,892 I've been touched by greatness. 106 00:04:11,893 --> 00:04:14,561 I am never washing this hand again. 107 00:04:14,562 --> 00:04:16,262 This is the best thing to happen to me 108 00:04:16,263 --> 00:04:17,831 since I became a wisecracking, 109 00:04:17,832 --> 00:04:20,176 fourth-wall-breaking superhero. 110 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:21,635 Call me Redstool. 111 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,070 The treatment didn't give me powers, 112 00:04:23,071 --> 00:04:25,172 but it did spread cancer to my anus. 113 00:04:25,173 --> 00:04:27,785 ♪ Just call me anus ♪ 114 00:04:27,786 --> 00:04:29,327 ♪ Of the morning ♪ 115 00:04:29,328 --> 00:04:31,227 ♪ Anus ♪ 116 00:04:31,228 --> 00:04:33,180 ♪ Just touch my cheek ♪ 117 00:04:33,181 --> 00:04:35,572 ♪ Before you leave me ♪ 118 00:04:35,573 --> 00:04:37,783 ♪ Anus ♪ 119 00:04:37,784 --> 00:04:42,022 ♪ This violence juxtaposed to music ♪ 120 00:04:42,023 --> 00:04:43,656 ♪ Anus ♪ 121 00:04:43,657 --> 00:04:45,856 ♪ Decapitation ♪ 122 00:04:45,857 --> 00:04:48,342 ♪ In slow-motion ♪ 123 00:04:48,343 --> 00:04:50,290 ♪ Anus. ♪ 124 00:05:00,775 --> 00:05:03,093 Sorry, Rupert. I think I'm down for the count. 125 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:04,343 You okay if I go to bed? 126 00:05:04,344 --> 00:05:07,505 Oh, I like that we're comfortable doing things separately, too. 127 00:05:07,506 --> 00:05:08,585 Good night. 128 00:05:08,586 --> 00:05:11,018 Do me a favor and don't wake me when you come up, though. 129 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,653 Yes, you do. You always step on the creaky board. 130 00:05:13,654 --> 00:05:15,819 Yes, you do. Every time. 131 00:05:15,820 --> 00:05:17,901 No, you're being a little bitch. 132 00:05:19,410 --> 00:05:20,493 Don't go to bed angry. 133 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:21,628 Don't go to bed angry. 134 00:05:21,629 --> 00:05:23,740 Defuse. Defuse. 135 00:05:24,307 --> 00:05:25,866 Rupert, I'm sorry. 136 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,300 I overreacted. 137 00:05:27,301 --> 00:05:28,679 Now you say you're sorry. 138 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,208 What do you mean, "For what"? 139 00:05:30,209 --> 00:05:31,258 I hate you! 140 00:05:34,370 --> 00:05:35,748 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 141 00:05:35,749 --> 00:05:37,578 I love you. I value you. 142 00:05:37,579 --> 00:05:39,312 We're not escalating. It's fine. 143 00:05:39,313 --> 00:05:40,980 I'll see you in the morning. 144 00:05:40,981 --> 00:05:42,092 Good night. 145 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:53,994 Hi, this is Vin Diesel. 146 00:05:53,995 --> 00:05:56,396 Welcome to the DVD menu. 147 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:58,232 Why don't you grab yourself a Corona, 148 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:00,886 hit play and enjoy the ride. 149 00:06:01,863 --> 00:06:03,841 Hi, this is Vin Diesel. 150 00:06:03,842 --> 00:06:06,169 Welcome to the DVD menu. 151 00:06:06,170 --> 00:06:07,905 Oh, boy, you're hungover. 152 00:06:07,906 --> 00:06:09,750 How are you going to do nothing today? 153 00:06:13,631 --> 00:06:14,882 Oh, my God. 154 00:06:14,883 --> 00:06:16,301 Rupert? 155 00:06:23,605 --> 00:06:25,440 No! Rupert! 156 00:06:25,441 --> 00:06:28,978 Rupert! 157 00:06:28,979 --> 00:06:31,465 Hi, this is Vin Diesel. 158 00:06:31,466 --> 00:06:34,701 Oh, man, did your friend kill your other friend? 159 00:06:34,702 --> 00:06:36,220 That's betrayal. 160 00:06:36,221 --> 00:06:37,899 That's not strong. 161 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:40,206 Danny Trejo is strong. 162 00:06:40,207 --> 00:06:42,042 Aw. Come on, guys. 163 00:06:42,043 --> 00:06:43,758 This is getting embarrassing. 164 00:06:52,650 --> 00:06:53,868 Murderer! 165 00:06:53,869 --> 00:06:55,330 You killed Rupert. 166 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:57,136 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 167 00:06:57,137 --> 00:06:58,497 Hey, whoa. Hey, what's going on? 168 00:06:58,498 --> 00:07:01,566 You killed my best friend is what's going on. 169 00:07:01,567 --> 00:07:03,502 Oh. Uh-oh. 170 00:07:03,503 --> 00:07:04,936 Bear-killing bastard. 171 00:07:04,937 --> 00:07:07,506 Oh, my God. Stewie, I am so sorry. 172 00:07:07,507 --> 00:07:09,074 I-I was drunk. It was an accident. 173 00:07:09,075 --> 00:07:10,809 I must have thought he was a chew toy. 174 00:07:10,810 --> 00:07:12,978 So? If you were driving drunk and ran him over, 175 00:07:12,979 --> 00:07:14,412 would you still go to jail? 176 00:07:14,413 --> 00:07:15,814 Yes! You killed him. 177 00:07:15,815 --> 00:07:17,249 Let me make it up to you, please. 178 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:18,830 How about you kill something I love? 179 00:07:18,831 --> 00:07:20,117 How about I do that? 180 00:07:20,118 --> 00:07:21,996 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. 181 00:07:21,997 --> 00:07:23,884 Okay, that's-that's fine. That's fair. 182 00:07:23,885 --> 00:07:25,357 No, I-I meant, like-like... 183 00:07:25,358 --> 00:07:26,825 like my favorite tennis ball. 184 00:07:26,826 --> 00:07:29,531 You're comparing Rupert to a tennis ball? 185 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:30,783 What is wrong with you? 186 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,251 No wonder you two never got along. 187 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:34,395 He always knew there was something off about you, 188 00:07:34,396 --> 00:07:36,564 and now we know what it was. You're a psycho! 189 00:07:36,565 --> 00:07:38,032 - Stewie, I didn't mean to... - Shut up! 190 00:07:38,033 --> 00:07:40,134 - You don't understand. I... - Shut up. 191 00:07:40,135 --> 00:07:42,702 Stop trying. It's over. 192 00:07:42,703 --> 00:07:44,238 Look at me. Watch. See what I'm doing? 193 00:07:44,239 --> 00:07:45,973 Twitter: unfollow. 194 00:07:45,974 --> 00:07:47,741 Instagram: unfollow. 195 00:07:47,742 --> 00:07:49,577 Snapchat: unfollow. 196 00:07:49,578 --> 00:07:51,645 And there we go. Done. 197 00:07:51,646 --> 00:07:53,347 We are not friends anymore. 198 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,749 - But, Stewie... - Bye. 199 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:56,916 Dikembe Mutombo, will you do the thing? 200 00:07:56,917 --> 00:07:59,200 Brian, you are blocked. 201 00:08:08,424 --> 00:08:11,031 Why are you brushing your teeth with your left hand? 202 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:13,410 Can't risk the right getting wet, Lois. 203 00:08:13,411 --> 00:08:16,770 Boo Berry touched it, and it is now a sacred space, like a temple. 204 00:08:16,771 --> 00:08:18,739 Okay. Well, I'm gonna have middle-aged woman, 205 00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:21,509 boobs-falling-off-to-the-side sleep now. 206 00:08:29,201 --> 00:08:30,851 Hey, Chris, have you seen... 207 00:08:30,852 --> 00:08:32,952 What, uh... what-what are you doing? 208 00:08:32,953 --> 00:08:36,165 Operating my thriving quinceañera dress business. 209 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:37,758 Do me a favor, stand on that chair? 210 00:08:37,759 --> 00:08:40,226 Uh, okay. 211 00:08:40,227 --> 00:08:41,962 So, what's up? 212 00:08:41,963 --> 00:08:43,764 I'm looking for Stewie. He and I had a fight, 213 00:08:43,765 --> 00:08:45,633 and I'm scared he might've done something drastic. 214 00:08:45,634 --> 00:08:46,900 Him? 215 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,468 You're the one who killed his friend. 216 00:08:48,469 --> 00:08:50,971 Okay, I see he got to you before I did. 217 00:08:50,972 --> 00:08:52,706 It's a stuffed animal, Chris. 218 00:08:52,707 --> 00:08:55,042 Yeah, well, he cremated that stuffed animal, 219 00:08:55,043 --> 00:08:57,912 and he's going to Vermont to scatter the ashes. 220 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,613 What? I got to go after him. 221 00:08:59,614 --> 00:09:01,615 Not until I finish fitting this. 222 00:09:01,616 --> 00:09:03,451 How you feeling? Bueno? Fits good? 223 00:09:03,452 --> 00:09:04,543 This isn't mine. 224 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,489 Do you or do you not feel bonita? 225 00:09:08,198 --> 00:09:09,323 I feel bonita. 226 00:09:09,324 --> 00:09:11,800 Wonderful, because you look bonita. 227 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:15,847 Gracias, cariña, puedes recogerlo el miércoles. 228 00:09:16,816 --> 00:09:20,143 Pablo is gonna lose his mind. 229 00:09:21,136 --> 00:09:22,270 Mwah. 230 00:09:27,493 --> 00:09:28,676 Stewie! 231 00:09:28,677 --> 00:09:30,577 Hmm. Well, violent murderers 232 00:09:30,578 --> 00:09:32,111 can often be found at bus stations, 233 00:09:32,112 --> 00:09:33,313 so why am I surprised? 234 00:09:33,314 --> 00:09:34,981 You can't go to Vermont alone. 235 00:09:34,982 --> 00:09:36,842 I'm not. Got Rupert with me. 236 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:38,284 He and I had an agreement, 237 00:09:38,285 --> 00:09:41,154 if he died first, I would scatter his ashes on a mountain. 238 00:09:41,155 --> 00:09:43,524 If I died first, he would throw my body whole 239 00:09:43,525 --> 00:09:45,125 into the fountain at the Bellagio. 240 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,660 I don't care. I'm coming with you. 241 00:09:46,661 --> 00:09:48,095 Well, you're not going to sit with me. 242 00:09:48,096 --> 00:09:49,697 Oh, come on. If I don't, I'll get stuck 243 00:09:49,698 --> 00:09:51,448 next to that guy with the heavy hands. 244 00:09:51,449 --> 00:09:53,100 Hi, doggy. 245 00:09:54,336 --> 00:09:55,719 Serves you right. 246 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,004 And a baby. 247 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,642 I can hear you following me. 248 00:10:27,643 --> 00:10:29,181 - Good. - I swear to God, 249 00:10:29,182 --> 00:10:30,538 do not take one step further, 250 00:10:30,539 --> 00:10:32,091 or I will hit you. 251 00:10:33,323 --> 00:10:34,341 That's it! 252 00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:38,156 Leave! Me! Alone! Murderer! 253 00:10:38,157 --> 00:10:39,513 Stewie, stop! Stop, all right? 254 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:42,057 Look, why are you being such a jerk over a stupid bear? 255 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,051 Don't you disrespect the dead! 256 00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:50,558 Aah! 257 00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:54,028 Aah! 258 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,948 He's not dead! He was never alive! 259 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,296 You take those words back! 260 00:10:59,297 --> 00:11:01,669 He wouldn't care! He didn't hear them! He's a doll! 261 00:11:01,670 --> 00:11:03,121 He was my best friend! 262 00:11:04,338 --> 00:11:06,465 I'm supposed to be your best friend. 263 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:07,507 Well, you're not! 264 00:11:07,508 --> 00:11:10,002 You're a bloodthirsty, cold-hearted murderer! 265 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,345 Fine. You're right. 266 00:11:11,346 --> 00:11:12,963 You know what? It wasn't an accident. 267 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,631 I knew he wasn't a chew toy. 268 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,550 I was sick of you talking to him all the time. 269 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,452 I was sick of you complaining to him about me 270 00:11:18,453 --> 00:11:19,720 when I'm right there in the room. 271 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,690 And I was sick of always playing second fiddle to that bear! 272 00:11:22,691 --> 00:11:24,918 He's not even real! 273 00:11:25,627 --> 00:11:27,094 You did it... 274 00:11:27,712 --> 00:11:29,214 on purpose? 275 00:11:40,213 --> 00:11:41,451 Stewie! 276 00:11:43,785 --> 00:11:45,363 Oh, my God, Stewie! 277 00:11:47,995 --> 00:11:49,918 Ah, I didn't know we were blowing it up. 278 00:11:58,426 --> 00:11:59,743 Rupert! Where... 279 00:11:59,744 --> 00:12:00,824 Oh, there you are. 280 00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:03,304 - Stewie, you're hurt. - It's just my ankle. 281 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:05,483 - It's not a big deal. - It's already swelling up. 282 00:12:05,484 --> 00:12:07,051 - Just let me... - Back off! 283 00:12:07,052 --> 00:12:09,085 I'm doing this on my own. For Rupert. 284 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,749 Damn it, Stewie, just... 285 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,219 just sit there, will ya? 286 00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:17,403 I'll-I'll get us up. 287 00:12:18,895 --> 00:12:20,498 I didn't want your help. 288 00:12:20,499 --> 00:12:22,117 Well, you need it, so it's happening. 289 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,805 This isn't going to make me forgive you, you know. 290 00:12:27,806 --> 00:12:28,823 That's fine. 291 00:12:28,824 --> 00:12:30,441 I'm going to say uncomplimentary things 292 00:12:30,442 --> 00:12:33,243 - about your ass the whole way. - Go ahead. 293 00:12:33,244 --> 00:12:35,847 You know, maybe it's appropriate that you're my ride up. 294 00:12:35,848 --> 00:12:38,081 Rupert always called you my "bitch." 295 00:12:38,082 --> 00:12:40,017 Want to know some of the other things he called you? 296 00:12:40,018 --> 00:12:41,419 Fat Lassie. 297 00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:42,753 Scooby-Don't. 298 00:12:42,754 --> 00:12:44,121 Rin Tin Twink. 299 00:12:44,122 --> 00:12:45,355 Poopy Snoopy. 300 00:12:45,356 --> 00:12:46,990 Marma-dookie. 301 00:12:46,991 --> 00:12:49,660 Clifford the Big Red Sphincter That We See All the Time 302 00:12:49,661 --> 00:12:51,662 Because You Don't Put Your Tail Down. 303 00:12:51,663 --> 00:12:53,616 Snoop Doggy Dick. 304 00:12:57,237 --> 00:12:58,237 Hey, guys. 305 00:13:04,359 --> 00:13:06,944 - What the hell is that? - My Boo Berry hand. 306 00:13:06,945 --> 00:13:08,546 I swore I'd never wash it again, 307 00:13:08,547 --> 00:13:10,113 even though Lois keeps telling me to. 308 00:13:10,114 --> 00:13:11,549 You should listen to her. 309 00:13:11,550 --> 00:13:13,117 Yeah, Peter, that's disgusting. 310 00:13:13,118 --> 00:13:15,121 - Oh, yeah? Take that! - Aah! 311 00:13:15,122 --> 00:13:17,301 That started happening yesterday. 312 00:13:17,302 --> 00:13:19,557 To the bathroom! 313 00:13:19,558 --> 00:13:21,291 We got to get him to wash that hand. 314 00:13:21,292 --> 00:13:22,693 Yeah. I'll text Lois, 315 00:13:22,694 --> 00:13:24,695 see if we can't all come up with something. 316 00:13:24,696 --> 00:13:26,363 Just reply to that last GIF she sent 317 00:13:26,364 --> 00:13:28,165 of the sloth putting on the headphones. 318 00:13:29,401 --> 00:13:30,902 I love that one. 319 00:13:30,903 --> 00:13:32,837 Is it weird that we're in a group text 320 00:13:32,838 --> 00:13:34,872 with our friend's wife but not our friend? 321 00:13:34,873 --> 00:13:37,375 No, what's weird is that your Bitmoji can walk. 322 00:13:37,376 --> 00:13:40,411 I'm allowed to have legs in the phone world! 323 00:13:47,232 --> 00:13:50,105 You know, once we're done here, I'm never speaking to you again. 324 00:13:50,106 --> 00:13:51,738 Well, how the hell was I supposed to know 325 00:13:51,739 --> 00:13:53,039 it was gonna upset you so much? 326 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,075 How? How?! 327 00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:57,632 You saw me spend almost every single minute 328 00:13:57,633 --> 00:14:00,380 of every single day with Rupert since I was born! 329 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,141 And you don't... up-up, hang on, hang on. 330 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,167 Another hiker going by. 331 00:14:03,168 --> 00:14:04,835 One of us is going the wrong way. Heh. 332 00:14:04,836 --> 00:14:07,704 Ha-ha-ha! When are they gonna put in the elevator, right? 333 00:14:07,705 --> 00:14:08,805 Ha-ha-ha. 334 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:09,840 I loved Rupert! 335 00:14:09,841 --> 00:14:11,776 He was the most important thing in my life, 336 00:14:11,777 --> 00:14:14,111 and you willfully violated the sanctity and trust 337 00:14:14,112 --> 00:14:16,247 of our friendship when you destroyed him! 338 00:14:16,248 --> 00:14:18,690 Stewie... I just don't get it. 339 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,611 You're so mature in so many ways. 340 00:14:20,612 --> 00:14:22,353 You're... you're the smartest person in the house. 341 00:14:22,354 --> 00:14:24,104 You're incredibly perceptive. 342 00:14:24,105 --> 00:14:26,823 You're wiser than people 40 times your age. 343 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,776 Why is Rupert the one baby thing you're hanging onto? 344 00:14:29,777 --> 00:14:31,511 Why are you so upset over a doll 345 00:14:31,512 --> 00:14:33,246 when I'm real and I'm still here? 346 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,874 Because Rupert was going to be with me forever! 347 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,835 He wasn't ever going to leave! 348 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:41,046 So what? I'm not leaving you, either. 349 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,006 Oh, really? Brian, let's be honest. 350 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,382 You're a middle-aged dog. 351 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,051 You don't have that many years left. 352 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,637 And one day, all too soon, I'm gonna be crying 353 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,376 at your funeral in an Armani suit, 354 00:14:50,377 --> 00:14:52,268 and people are gonna be like, "Oh, nice suit," 355 00:14:52,269 --> 00:14:53,674 and I'm gonna be like, "Why are you talking 356 00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:56,786 about my awesome $2,000 suit... my friend's dead!" 357 00:14:56,787 --> 00:14:58,122 Feels like that story is less about me 358 00:14:58,123 --> 00:14:59,490 and more about your suit. 359 00:14:59,491 --> 00:15:01,691 Go to hell! Besides, if you don't believe 360 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,261 Rupert was real, why are you so jealous of him? 361 00:15:04,262 --> 00:15:06,797 Why does it bother you how upset I am? 362 00:15:06,798 --> 00:15:07,864 That... 363 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,599 is a very good point. 364 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,703 Damn right it is, you joyless, fake-wisdom-spouting... 365 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:15,539 Hey. Heh. When are they gonna put in the elevator, right? Heh. 366 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,808 Yeah. That other guy said that to me. 367 00:15:17,809 --> 00:15:19,068 Nice shorts. 368 00:15:23,865 --> 00:15:25,849 For the record, I would have preferred 369 00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:27,550 to dress as Frankenburry. 370 00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,884 - That doesn't make any sense. - And this does? 371 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,722 If anything, we all three should've been 372 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,490 Snap, Crackle and Pop. 373 00:15:33,491 --> 00:15:36,576 Yeah, we missed an opportunity there. 374 00:15:36,577 --> 00:15:38,395 - It's fine. - We did this wrong! 375 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,689 Joe, it's fine. It's... Cleveland, just ring the bell. 376 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,816 Oh, I wonder who that could be. 377 00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:44,886 I'll get it. 378 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,919 - Oh, my God! - Count Chocula! 379 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:51,074 That's right. 380 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:54,978 Silly rabbit, Count Chocula tastes grrreat! 381 00:15:54,979 --> 00:15:57,714 Oh, it's an honor to meet you, sir. 382 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,918 Aah! 383 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,020 - Wh-What's happening? - We got you, Peter. 384 00:16:03,021 --> 00:16:04,855 Yeah, there's a golf ball scrubber in there. 385 00:16:04,856 --> 00:16:06,145 Just relax and let it happen. 386 00:16:06,146 --> 00:16:07,758 No! No! 387 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,412 My miraculous tiny life-forms! 388 00:16:28,063 --> 00:16:29,680 Where are we going, Father? 389 00:16:29,681 --> 00:16:32,116 To a place better than this, son. 390 00:16:33,635 --> 00:16:35,285 Yay! 391 00:16:48,483 --> 00:16:50,601 Well, Rupert, we made it. 392 00:16:50,602 --> 00:16:51,953 It's beautiful up here. 393 00:16:52,937 --> 00:16:55,221 So should... should we just... 394 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:57,040 sprinkle him around randomly, or...? 395 00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,610 Oh, don't be a savage, Brian. What is your problem? 396 00:16:59,611 --> 00:17:01,464 We have to have the ceremony first. 397 00:17:02,831 --> 00:17:04,555 Dearest Rupert, 398 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:05,647 we're here. 399 00:17:06,494 --> 00:17:08,285 I never wanted this to happen, 400 00:17:08,286 --> 00:17:10,703 and it happened far, far too soon. 401 00:17:10,704 --> 00:17:11,955 But... 402 00:17:11,956 --> 00:17:13,187 I can't. 403 00:17:14,092 --> 00:17:15,959 You... you do it. 404 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,227 Wha... What? 405 00:17:17,228 --> 00:17:20,097 You give the eulogy. I'm too upset. I can't. 406 00:17:20,098 --> 00:17:21,632 What am I supposed to say? 407 00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:24,067 I don't know, Just... just tell the truth. 408 00:17:24,068 --> 00:17:27,638 Let-let Rupert know how important he is. 409 00:17:27,639 --> 00:17:29,458 Okay, um... 410 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:31,975 Rupert was... 411 00:17:31,976 --> 00:17:33,977 a-a great bear, 412 00:17:33,978 --> 00:17:36,413 uh, a great, uh... 413 00:17:36,414 --> 00:17:38,782 - Power bottom. - Right, right, okay. 414 00:17:38,783 --> 00:17:42,653 But most importantly of all, he was a great friend. 415 00:17:42,654 --> 00:17:45,355 He was always there whenever Stewie needed him. 416 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,524 He was understanding. 417 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,781 He always listened. 418 00:17:49,362 --> 00:17:51,287 He made Stewie a better person. 419 00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:53,597 Stewie... 420 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:55,967 and I are both... 421 00:17:56,434 --> 00:17:59,436 incredibly grateful for all the time we had with you, 422 00:17:59,437 --> 00:18:02,039 and we wouldn't change a single moment. 423 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,774 Except the end. 424 00:18:03,775 --> 00:18:04,975 Sorry about that. 425 00:18:04,976 --> 00:18:07,445 Um, rest in peace, Rupert. 426 00:18:17,872 --> 00:18:19,498 Thank you, Brian. 427 00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,333 That was... 428 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,294 that was beautiful. 429 00:18:25,296 --> 00:18:28,198 ♪ How do I ♪ 430 00:18:28,199 --> 00:18:31,134 ♪ Say good-bye ♪ 431 00:18:31,135 --> 00:18:35,030 ♪ To what we had? ♪ 432 00:18:35,686 --> 00:18:37,945 ♪ The good times ♪ 433 00:18:37,946 --> 00:18:40,744 ♪ That made us laugh ♪ 434 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:44,366 ♪ Outweigh the bad ♪ 435 00:18:46,368 --> 00:18:48,010 ♪ I thought ♪ 436 00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:51,944 ♪ We'd get to see forever ♪ 437 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,425 ♪ But forever's ♪ 438 00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:58,220 ♪ Gone away ♪ 439 00:18:58,863 --> 00:19:01,698 ♪ It's so hard ♪ 440 00:19:01,699 --> 00:19:04,959 ♪ To say good-bye ♪ 441 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:08,338 - ♪ To yesterday ♪ - ♪ To yesterday... ♪ 442 00:19:08,339 --> 00:19:10,172 ♪ Go up there, Brian. ♪ 443 00:19:10,173 --> 00:19:12,609 Okay, Brian, now pour it out. 444 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,813 - What? - Pour it out, whatever you have. 445 00:19:14,814 --> 00:19:15,946 Pour it out. 446 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:18,358 I have a Gatorade bottle full of pee from the bus. 447 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:20,075 Pour it out for Rupert. 448 00:19:32,814 --> 00:19:35,699 - ♪ I don't know ♪ - ♪ Ooh... ♪ 449 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,267 ♪ Where this road ♪ 450 00:19:37,268 --> 00:19:39,803 You're with Paul now, Rupert! 451 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,405 - ♪ Is going ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 452 00:19:41,406 --> 00:19:43,825 - ♪ To lead ♪ - ♪ Ooh... ♪ 453 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:48,779 ♪ All I know ♪ 454 00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:52,582 ♪ Is where we've been ♪ 455 00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:54,818 ♪ And what we've been through ♪ 456 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,486 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 457 00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:58,506 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 458 00:19:59,841 --> 00:20:02,092 ♪ If we get ♪ 459 00:20:02,093 --> 00:20:04,928 ♪ To see tomorrow ♪ 460 00:20:04,929 --> 00:20:06,730 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 461 00:20:06,731 --> 00:20:09,165 ♪ I hope it's worth ♪ 462 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,000 ♪ All the wait ♪ 463 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,136 ♪ Ah, ah... ♪ 464 00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:16,273 ♪ It's so hard ♪ 465 00:20:16,274 --> 00:20:17,474 ♪ To say good-bye ♪ 466 00:20:17,475 --> 00:20:19,343 ♪ Bye ♪ 467 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:20,777 ♪ To yesterday ♪ 468 00:20:20,778 --> 00:20:23,013 ♪ Day... ♪ 469 00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:27,020 Rupert! You've come back to me! 470 00:20:27,021 --> 00:20:29,753 ♪ And I'll take ♪ 471 00:20:29,754 --> 00:20:32,856 ♪ With me the memories ♪ 472 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,190 ♪ The memories ♪ 473 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,626 ♪ To be my sunshine ♪ 474 00:20:36,627 --> 00:20:38,846 ♪ After the rain ♪ 475 00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:43,000 ♪ It's so hard ♪ 476 00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:46,303 ♪ To say good-bye ♪ 477 00:20:46,304 --> 00:20:47,838 ♪ To yesterday ♪ 478 00:20:47,839 --> 00:20:50,474 ♪ Day... ♪ 479 00:20:55,497 --> 00:20:58,953 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 33944

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