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It'll be fun. 10 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:54,480 KANE: Hey, babe. 11 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:55,680 DAVINA: Yeah? 12 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,080 KANE: You're doing that thing again... 13 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:57,880 DAVINA: What thing? 14 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,960 KANE: That thing where you go quiet and you pick your nails. 15 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,080 I'm not. 16 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:02,480 Till they bleed. 17 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:05,920 They bleeding yet? 18 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,200 [MUSIC] 19 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:23,360 PETER: So this is where you've been hiding out Jimmy, you little rat. 20 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:24,680 You got my 20K? 21 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:26,480 It's Christmas Day, for fuck's sake. 22 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:27,760 PETER: I don't care. 23 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,560 PETER: I want it today. 24 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:34,840 PETER: You fuck up my Christmas, I will fuck up yours. 25 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,440 LEIA: I love you, Leia. 26 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,840 You are enough. 27 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:41,200 Of course I am. 28 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:43,960 [MUSIC] 29 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:49,840 [PHONE RINGING] 30 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,360 VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've called Hunter... 31 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:52,680 you know what to do. [BEEP] 32 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,480 Hi, Hunter. Merry Christmas... 33 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,600 I was just wondering if the girls had received their presents 34 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:00,640 because I haven't spoken to them yet. 35 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:03,880 Where the fuck are you? 36 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:05,560 Sorry, sorry. 37 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:13,240 [GRUNTING] 38 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:20,680 Is this turkey from that crappy corner store James? 39 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,880 BRENDA: I can feel it in the muscle tone... 40 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,760 JAMES (LAPTOP): And he's going, he's going, and he's over. 41 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:28,640 JAMES (LAPTOP): Well done, that's my boy! 42 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:29,800 [CHUCKLING] 43 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,560 JAMES (LAPTOP): Gonna touch the fire, mate? 44 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:34,080 JAMES (LAPTOP): You gonna touch the fire? 45 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:36,360 JAMES (LAPTOP): You've got to go towards the fire! 46 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,480 [DOORBELL] 47 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:42,480 [MUSIC] 48 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:46,960 Merry Christmas. 49 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,040 Hi James. 50 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:52,480 Hey, mate. 51 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,280 Come in. 52 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,280 Hey, Brenda! The ah, guest of honour's arrived. 53 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,920 Hey, I'm ah, Kane, how you going? 54 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,120 Good, good. In you go... 55 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,480 Oh, Davey. 56 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:09,720 You're so pretty. Merry Christmas darling. 57 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:11,480 BRENDA: We've missed you. 58 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,520 - This is Kane. - Merry Christmas. 59 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,160 Ooh, love the name. Very biblical. 60 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,480 We love Jesus. 61 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,040 Do we? 62 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,640 Love your home, it's uh, very unique. 63 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,760 Quirky, isn't it? Heritage listed... 64 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,240 Yeah, built by a gay bushranger in the 1860's. 65 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,360 James... 66 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,680 [BRENDA LAUGHING] 67 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:36,880 We had a feature spread in Country Classic last year. 68 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,120 Wow. Look at that. 69 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:42,880 What's this? 70 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,560 This is Davina's Sri Lankan bestseller. 71 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,560 Sri Lankan? Wow... 72 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,840 That's a niche cuisine for a traditional Christmas lunch. 73 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,240 Yeah, it's actually my family's traditional recipe. 74 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,600 I just wanted to bring a little part of me 75 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,720 for our first Christmas together. 76 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,880 Well, how lovely. 77 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:00,960 Very nice. 78 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,280 Davina's actually been working really hard on the new book, hey. 79 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,120 I just wanted to give her a bit of a break. 80 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,800 BRENDA: Another book already? 81 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,920 Back when I was sous-chefing, we never revealed our secrets. 82 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,800 Davey, I've been watching your cooking show. 83 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,440 JAMES: And uh, yeah, it's good. 84 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,519 I wanted to give you a call, but well... 85 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,320 Oh, did you lose my number? 86 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,440 No. Did you lose ours? 87 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,560 [JAMES SCOFFS] 88 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:29,120 Brenda. I've heard about your turkey! 89 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,880 Oh, well, nobody does a Christmas bird quite like me. 90 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,320 I'm just going to have to have a bit of a think 91 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,400 how to work this in with the roast. 92 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:41,120 I'll just make sure I don't punch this later. 93 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,240 Ha! [BRENDA CHUCKLES] 94 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,400 Punch it? 95 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,000 JAMES: Oh, mate, it was barbaric. 96 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,360 It was nothing... 97 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,680 - That's not all he did. - Don't James. 98 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,040 - Floorboards. - Oh yes, yes. 99 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:56,840 BRENDA: Sorry to be a pain, but it's a shoes off policy here now. 100 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,800 We had to strip the carpets, polish up the boards, 101 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:02,560 which cost a fortune because, well, you know. 102 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,600 But you're both wearing shoes. 103 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,040 Oh, these are our inside shoes. 104 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,480 BRENDA: Aren't they fun? 105 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:10,760 A bit like your hair. Fun! 106 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,600 You can pop your shoes off in the entry. 107 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:17,440 JAMES: Beautiful. Here we go. 108 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:20,080 JAMES: Oh! You beauty! 109 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,200 James, what is that? 110 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:24,600 What is it? 111 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:26,640 I don't recognize anything. 112 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,240 It's a sea of brown. 113 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:30,600 KANE: I'm blown away. 114 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,320 This home is just so festive. 115 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,720 Oh, thank you. 116 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,800 We're big on traditions here. 117 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,800 BRENDA: When we adopted Davey and then Lei Lei... 118 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,760 we always wanted them to have a nice traditional home 119 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,440 and a nice traditional white Christmas. 120 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,040 BRENDA: Oh! 121 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:52,320 What a fun shirt. 122 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,400 Hilarious, James. 123 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,120 Wow, it's so bright. 124 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,960 [BRENDA CHUCKLES] 125 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:01,040 That champagne isn't going to pour itself? 126 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:02,160 James. Oh, yeah. 127 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:03,920 Ok. 128 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:08,320 Now um, we only drink the expensive French-oi stuff around here so ah... 129 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:09,800 Yeah, great. I'm easy. 130 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:13,200 Well, after a couple of glasses of this, I'm anyone's. 131 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:14,560 Never been funny, honey. 132 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,400 [JAMES CHUCKLES] 133 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:20,800 Well, here's to the most wonderful day of the year. 134 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:22,600 ALL: Cheers! 135 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,520 [DOORBELL] 136 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:27,680 That's Leia. 137 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:37,640 Hey. 138 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,920 JAMES: Jimmy! Bloody hell. 139 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,160 Merry fucking Christmas. 140 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,640 Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's going on? 141 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:43,800 Nothing! 142 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:45,080 Are you pissed? 143 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,840 Just getting into the Christmas spirits. 144 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,920 Jesus Christ. 145 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,760 Brenda, good to see you and all that. 146 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,120 - Shoes off. - Yeah. 147 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,080 - Okay, what have you done to your face? - I was born this way. Damaged. 148 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,240 We're going to need some Dettol on that. 149 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,360 Weren't you working a shift this morning? 150 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,560 I'm not in the force anymore. 151 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,120 They don't appreciate my creativity. 152 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:04,560 JAMES: You got sacked? 153 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,400 Don't worry about it! 154 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:10,200 Here she is... 155 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:12,360 Hey, Jimmy. 156 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,280 You look fucking, hot. 157 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:18,160 Can I say that? Was that weird? 158 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:19,920 Thanks... 159 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,360 It's true but. 160 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:27,960 Jimmy, is it? I'm Kane. 161 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:30,880 Oh, mate. 162 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,040 Are you sure you're not Bruno Mars's hotter brother? 163 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,360 JIMMY: Jesus... 164 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:35,840 Get it, short king. 165 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 I usually hate people who dress up for Christmas. 166 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,560 But that shirt is dope. 167 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,080 Yeah, I'm a bit of a Chrissy nut, actually. 168 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,560 Look, it's lit. Like literally lit. 169 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:46,520 JIMMY: I'm lit. You're lit. 170 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,160 JIMMY: But not as lit as you, sis. 171 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:49,760 Killing it. 172 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,640 New TV show, new book, read it, watched it, 173 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:52,760 subscribed it, killed it. 174 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,920 Oh, it didn't take you for a fan. 175 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,280 Well, just because you decided to leave 176 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,680 doesn't mean we stopped caring. 177 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:01,520 JIMMY: No, I'm kidding. 178 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,920 You know that I love to go walk about myself. 179 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:05,880 Maybe not for three years, but... 180 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,280 I've been known for a good three-day bender. 181 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:11,120 Yeah, well, it has been a while. 182 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:12,720 Have youse had the surgeries? 183 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,480 It's really good to see you, Jimmy. 184 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,720 Oh. Sorry, that was too much too soon, aye... 185 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,040 JIMMY: Yeah, my impulse control is fucked when I'm on the rums. 186 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,800 [DOG YAPPING] 187 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,840 Oh, piss off, Bubbles, you dipshit. 188 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,200 [DOG YAPPING] 189 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,640 BRENDA: Inside voice, Bubbles! 190 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,840 Inside voice... 191 00:08:32,919 --> 00:08:35,919 Oh, such a good baby. 192 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,440 Such a good baby. 193 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,640 [DOORBELL] 194 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,039 That'll be Leia. 195 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,000 BRENDA: Lei Lei! 196 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:45,400 JAMES: Lei Lei! 197 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,400 Merry Christmas, mummy and daddy. Ho ho ho! 198 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:49,480 Sorry, I'm late. 199 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:52,240 BRENDA: Oh, Lei Lei, you look divine. 200 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,640 LEIA: I adore your outfit, Mummy. 201 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:55,800 And your hair, still Tony? 202 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,120 Oh, no. I've left him. Too arrogant. 203 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,640 Oh, no, darling, he's just being fabulous. 204 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,360 There's a difference. [BRENDA AND LEIA CHUCKLE] 205 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,640 [AIR KISSING] 206 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,120 Absolutely bloody stunning you are. 207 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,720 Oh, thanks Daddy. 208 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:06,840 Where is everyone? 209 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,880 Oh, um, Hunter and the girls are with his family this year. 210 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:11,960 I don't recall that. 211 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:12,760 JAMES: Oh, Lei Lei no... 212 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,720 JAMES: What's Christmas without the girls? 213 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:15,960 I'm sure I told you this. 214 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,040 You did not. 215 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:21,080 Anyway, it's not really about us this year, is it? 216 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:27,080 Oh, wow. 217 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:28,960 Hey, Leia. 218 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:30,920 This is Kane, my boyfriend. 219 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,040 Merry Christmas. 220 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:35,280 Do you like the t-shirt? 221 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:36,640 I actually wore it for the kids. 222 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,280 Oh, yeah, they would have loved it. 223 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:39,920 Well, call Hunter! 224 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,880 Tell him to come here. I want to see my little Grandbabies. 225 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,400 Yeah, I was so excited to see them. 226 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,280 Are you okay? 227 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,280 Yeah, yeah, yes, I'm fine. 228 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:52,600 It's fine, everything's fine. 229 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,240 So, you're now... 230 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,120 Davina. 231 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,400 I've always been, Davina. 232 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,040 I'm sorry, could you turn that off? 233 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,400 LEIA: It's just, it's kind of a lot. 234 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,360 [JIMMY SNICKERS] 235 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,960 Jimmy, Merry Christmas. 236 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,080 Oh. 237 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,280 What happened to your face? 238 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,080 Yeah, what happened to your face? 239 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:14,920 Right. 240 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,800 More champagne, shall we? 241 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,720 Hey hey, Savages are back. 242 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:24,360 [MELANCHOLIC MUSIC] 243 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,320 Hey, you all good? 244 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,400 I think I'm going to have a panic attack. 245 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,000 You're okay. I've got you. 246 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,120 One of my favourite pictures of you, Davey boy. 247 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,280 JAMES: Geez, mate. 248 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,920 I reckon I've had no prouder moment... 249 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,120 then seeing you wear my jersey. 250 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,760 Did he tell you what a good footballer he was? 251 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,760 Did SHE tell me? 252 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:01,760 It's just a pronoun thing. 253 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:04,520 Miss Wilson tried to teach me about pronouns when I was at school... 254 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,360 but I was just too busy staring at her tits. 255 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,200 It's fine. 256 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,960 Just, it's Davina. 257 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,760 Not Davey, James. 258 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,480 Yeah, copy that, lads. 259 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:19,440 She didn't tell me about being a hot shot footballer, no. 260 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:21,880 Well, SHE definitely bloody was. 261 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:26,040 [TENSE MUSIC] 262 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,400 So, football... 263 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:32,960 Tell me more. 264 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,160 Ah, well, do you want the long or the short of it? 265 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:36,560 Short's fine. 266 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,040 JAMES: Trick question, mate. With me, it's always long. 267 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,680 JAMES: Know what I mean? [CHUCKLES] 268 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,080 JAMES: Now, you know, the thing about Davey... 269 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,560 JAMES: That separated him from other blokes is just his commitment. 270 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:51,880 [MELANCHOLIC MUSIC] 271 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,920 Youse didn't tell me you got a pimped out jet spa! 272 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:10,920 Oi, Leia! 273 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,080 [WATER BUBBLING] 274 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,840 It's German, folks. 275 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,560 200 microjets. 276 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,600 [JAMES WHISTLING] 277 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,920 That's the sort of curve a Supermodel would be proud of. 278 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,600 Damn, she's sexy, isn't she? 279 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:25,360 [LAUGHS] 280 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,840 What, so the pool wasn't enough? 281 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,880 The Spa's for bubbles, Jimmy. 282 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,280 Hydrotherapy. 283 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,520 BRENDA: His joints have really suffered 284 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,680 since we had to get floorboards. 285 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,200 It gets right up into every nook and cranny, I tell you. 286 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,040 Oh, Daddy, ew. 287 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,840 You come out clean as a bloody whistle. 288 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,040 HUNTER (VOICEMAIL): Oy, you've called Hunter. 289 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,160 Oy, how many chicks in bikinis you reckon we could fit in this? 290 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,280 Maybe like twenty? Why? 291 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,680 Well, it could be good for a music video, I'm just saying. 292 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,120 Oh, Jimmy, we can't go through this again. 293 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,160 No, it's different this time. 294 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,520 I've been working with this mad producer. 295 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,320 He's been working with Hilltop Hoods and all them sick pricks. 296 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:54,960 Language. 297 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,680 Language? You want to hear my language? 298 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:57,760 - Are you ready? - No... 299 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,840 JIMMY (RAPPING): Yeah, fuck the candy canes, [RAPPING] Bitch, you're making a mint, 300 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,120 [RAPPING] I put the cookies on the table, 301 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,120 [RAPPING] You've been taking it since. 302 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,200 [RAPPING] You think the tree is kind of big, 303 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,320 [RAPPING] Take a look at my dick! 304 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,080 - Ooh! - Come on mate, it's Christmas! 305 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,520 Yeah, and this is a Christmas rap. 306 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,600 Mate, I'm just giving the people what they want! 307 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:14,800 [BEAT BOXING] 308 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,120 [POWER FIZZLES] BRENDA: Oh, no. 309 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:17,760 BRENDA: The power! 310 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,760 The turkey! 311 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,640 KANE: Brenda, do you need a hand? 312 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:22,800 Don't, babe. 313 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:23,960 What would have tripped it? 314 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,400 I'll check the power box, Bren. 315 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:31,760 [MUSIC] 316 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,600 Yo, I'm loving the new vibe, sis. 317 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,200 No apologies, I'm just... 318 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,080 just loving it. 319 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:41,920 Are you high right now? 320 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,360 Just bourbon, blow and bitches, the usual. 321 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,960 I really hope you're looking after yourself, Jimmy. 322 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,360 You're looking at Australia's next up and coming rap talent. 323 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,360 Yeah, fuck the haters. 324 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,160 I'm living and breathing the cause, babe. 325 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,600 I know you believe in me. 326 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,360 JAMES: That power should be back on now, Bren. 327 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,200 All right, let's go. Tour continues. 328 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,480 Come on. Lei Lei. 329 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:03,600 [TECHNO MUSIC] Let's go. 330 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,240 Come through, come through. 331 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,320 Look at the lake. 332 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,880 I've introduced catfish into the lake there. 333 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,040 They're um, they're not bad eating. 334 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,400 There's Bubbles on his little blue pouf there. Hello Bubbsie... 335 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,680 Didn't think it was possible to love your own dog more than your own kids. 336 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,000 Well, it's because he loves us every day of the year Jimmy, not just at Christmas. 337 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,720 I love you every day, Daddy. 338 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,040 Oh, thank you, sweetie. 339 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,200 Now, listen, Hunter's not even coming later this afternoon? 340 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,600 Because I need someone to kick the footy with. 341 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,480 Look, I've set up the posts in the backyard. 342 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:37,080 Oh and Kelly apologises too. She really wanted to meet you all. 343 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:38,880 Can Hunter even play football? 344 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,640 Yeah, no. Hunter's good. Did you hear me? 345 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Kelly. 346 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,640 We'll meet Kelly another time. 347 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:45,760 Yeah, you will. 348 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:46,720 All right? Yeah, yeah... 349 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,520 [RAPPING] He loves his putchy honeys, 350 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:49,440 [RAPPING] flaunting all his moneys, 351 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,400 [RAPPING] forget about the street, too much to eat. 352 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,200 [BEAT BOXING] 353 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,320 I need a drink. 354 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,360 Oh, not again, Jimmy. 355 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,480 Can you shut up? 356 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:11,920 Three years, hey? 357 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,280 Yeah. 358 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:19,840 It was pretty hard seeing you on TV and not being able to talk to you. 359 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,120 Yeah. 360 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:24,800 That was pretty shitty. 361 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:26,400 Very shitty. 362 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:42,120 [MUSIC] 363 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,000 Oh... 364 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:00,520 [BRENDA MOANS] 365 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,000 KANE: How are those thighs? 366 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,560 Excuse me? 367 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,800 Oh! Oh no no, the turkey's fine. 368 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,960 I might just turn it up a little. 369 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,320 Do you need a hand? 370 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,400 What a delightful offer. 371 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:18,600 Oh, wow. 372 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,680 That oven, that's pretty old. 373 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,720 Well, I'm, old school. 374 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,800 - Yeah, but that's... - You're a chef too are you? 375 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,040 No, I'm a vet actually. 376 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,200 A vet? 377 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,720 Yeah. 378 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,360 You know that Bubbles has an iron deficiency? 379 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:33,880 No one believes me. 380 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,640 But he's always licking rust off the front gate. 381 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,320 He's fed well. I just don't understand it. 382 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,520 Well, I could take a look if you like. 383 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,320 Oh, would you? 384 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,680 Oh, thank you, Kane. 385 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,840 Can I ask... 386 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,240 How long have you two been? 387 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,040 A couple. 388 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:56,840 Oh, about six months. 389 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,400 Oh. 390 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:01,320 Birds of a feather flock together. It's adorable... 391 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,680 Yeah, we're pretty happy. 392 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:04,760 Are you? 393 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,440 Happy? 394 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,160 Ah, no, no no, are you? 395 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,480 Trans? 396 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,360 Yeah. 397 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,319 Oh, amazing. 398 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,319 [BRENDA GIGGLING NERVOUSLY] 399 00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:19,280 I just love how confident you all are these days. 400 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:23,079 You know, back when I was young, people like you didn't even exist. 401 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,200 Oh, no, we, we, we did. 402 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,560 Just not in front of folks like you. 403 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:29,880 Oh. 404 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:34,280 Did you want to uh, serve the platter before or after the roast? 405 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,280 Oh, yes. 406 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,560 Those curries. 407 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:41,440 Yum. 408 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,600 [BRENDA GIGGLES NERVOUSLY] 409 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:43,960 Ah... 410 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:50,200 [LIGHT TECHNO MUSIC] 411 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,320 What was that? 412 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,160 Santa's here... 413 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:04,240 [SINGING] Oh, Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. 414 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:09,000 [SINGING] Oh, what fun it is to ride, in a one horse open sleigh. 415 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,560 [LIGHT TECHNO MUSIC] 416 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:16,680 [SINGING] Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. 417 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:24,360 [SINGING] Oh, what fun it is to ride, in a one horse open sleigh. 418 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:26,960 [SPLUTTERING] 419 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,440 You've outdone yourself, Santa. 420 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,520 Well, come on, kids. 421 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:30,600 Don't be afraid. 422 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,520 Come in here and sit on Santa's knee. 423 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:35,400 Oopsie daisy. 424 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,640 What the bloody hell is that? 425 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,000 Sorry. What is it? 426 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,160 It's a snow machine. 427 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,440 Oh, I wanted to create a winter wonderland for Bren. 428 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:45,840 [LAUGHING] 429 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,360 The floorboards! Stop. 430 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,680 Oh, you want to dance, little lady? 431 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,520 Santa will oblige. 432 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,760 But that's what's been tripping the power 433 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,160 all throughout the house, Dick. 434 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,000 Turn it off! 435 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,000 [JIMMY LAUGHING] 436 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,520 DICK: Hey, sorry! 437 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,040 Oh, hey, hey, hey! Merry Christmas. 438 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,160 No one makes an entrance like Uncle Dick. 439 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,080 Have you been a good boy, Jimmy? 440 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:10,560 Yeah. [JIMMY SNORTING] 441 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:16,760 [GENTLE MUSIC] 442 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,360 DICK: Why won't you work? 443 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,120 BRENDA: Please leave it, Dick. 444 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,760 Yes, yes, Brenda, for you, anything. 445 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,160 You're absolutely right. 446 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,080 Okay, everyone, this is exciting, isn't it? 447 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:32,960 Well, my name is Santa Claus, of course, and I am from the North Pole. 448 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,280 And this little monkey is my elf. 449 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,400 Say hello, elf. 450 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,800 [MIMICKING DOG] Oh, hello! 451 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,240 [MIMICKING DOG] You're boring, Santa. 452 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,120 No, I'm not. 453 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:42,840 [MIMICKING DOG] Yes, you are. 454 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,600 DICK: Shut up. Be a team player. 455 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:49,080 And why does Santa owe everything to his elves? 456 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,280 DICK: Anyone? DICK: Come on. 457 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,680 DICK: Come on, don't all jump in. 458 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,480 DICK: You look like you want to jump in. 459 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,680 DICK: No. 460 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,840 Because he's an elf-made man. 461 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,400 [DICK CHUCKLING] 462 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,640 This suit is not breathing at all. 463 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:05,440 DICK: Right. Anyway... 464 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,240 Let's begin with proceedings, shall we? 465 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,720 The Savage Santa Swap. 466 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,520 Can we cut the crap and get to the envelopes? 467 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,600 Language, Jimmy. 468 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,160 I said crap, not shit, Brenda. 469 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,760 Is it hot in here, or is it just me? 470 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,160 Do we still need to do this? 471 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,160 DAVINA: It doesn't end well. 472 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,760 It's a family tradition. 473 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,320 Ah... 474 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,040 JIMMY: Take it off, Dick. Woooh! 475 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,840 That thing is just so itchy. 476 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,440 DICK: Anyway, let's get on with things. 477 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,440 Number one goes first, as we remember. 478 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,760 Number two follows, and then they can force a swap with number one. 479 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,240 Then number three, going on down the line with them. 480 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,080 Anyone before them can, we all understand how this goes. 481 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,240 We do it every year. 482 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,400 Oh, Jesus, Dick. 483 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,240 You've got hives all over you! 484 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,640 I just lent this suit to Trevor. 485 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,120 He lives with lots of animals. 486 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,760 Who the fuck is Trevor? 487 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:58,920 [DICK GRUNTING] 488 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:00,920 Woooh! 489 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,080 That's better. 490 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,640 This Santa ain't no quitter. 491 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,440 DICK: Let's get on with it, people. 492 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,680 DICK: Number one. Oh, it's me. 493 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,320 Whee! 494 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:11,800 DICK: Right. 495 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,440 Whoop. 496 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,840 Piano music CD. 497 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:21,360 Number two, Davina. 498 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,320 Oh, yes! 499 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,840 Number three, James Sr. 500 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,440 JAMES: Oh, God, what have we got here? 501 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,720 Ah, a beard and hair trimmer set. 502 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,040 Um... 503 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,200 There we go. 504 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:48,760 [FAST MUSIC] 505 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,240 Number four, oh, the beautiful Brenda. 506 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,320 Magic rocks. 507 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,200 Let me guess, Leia? 508 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,480 They're expensive. 509 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,440 Number five, Leia. 510 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,040 I hate shortbread. 511 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,320 Number six. Who's Kane? 512 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:19,800 Kane. 513 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,640 Kittens. Cute. 514 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,720 [BRENDA GIGGLING] 515 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,200 Could you guys get more boring? 516 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,080 Number seven, Jimmy Junior. 517 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,000 [BRENDA CHUCKLING] [JAMES SCOFFING] 518 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,760 Yeah, makes sense. 519 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,240 JAMES: You couldn't play footy, but you could always drink. 520 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,960 Number eight is Hunter. 521 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:44,760 DICK: Where is Hunter? 522 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:46,880 Don't. 523 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,520 Sorry. 524 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,120 Well, I'll open Hunter's. 525 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,280 Woohoo. 526 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,200 Yep. Fuck. 527 00:22:59,240 --> 00:22:59,880 Whoa. 528 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,880 Oh it's some dick on dick action. 529 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:03,800 [DICK CHUCKLING] 530 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,200 Jimmy, that's my favourite root vegetable. 531 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,480 It took me ages to get the head right. 532 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,800 BRENDA: Inappropriate, Jimmy. 533 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,840 JIMMY: What? It's just a sweet potato. 534 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:14,400 Phalluses have no place at Christmas. 535 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:15,560 Oh, youse all have a dirty mind. 536 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,040 The sweet potato can't help it. 537 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,360 It was born this way. 538 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,880 [DICK GASPING] JIMMY: Davina gets it. 539 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,360 BRENDA: Put it away, Jimmy. 540 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,640 JIMMY: It's a work of art. 541 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,360 - Give it to me. - No. 542 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,440 - Let go! - No! 543 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,920 JAMES: Drop the cock! You... 544 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,200 Give it to me! 545 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,200 [GLASS BREAKING] 546 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,360 [BRENDA GASPING] 547 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,840 Baby Jesus, not again! 548 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,440 [BRENDA SOBBING] 549 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,000 Baby Jesus got pounded by a potato penis. 550 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,800 Oh, this is a bad omen. 551 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:41,560 [JIMMING SNORTING] 552 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,520 [DICK GASPING] 553 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:44,880 Are you okay, Dick? 554 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,560 I just need my puffer. 555 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,720 Where is it. Ah. Ouch. 556 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,760 DICK: Here it is. [GRUNTS]. 557 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:52,840 [SPRAYING PUFFER] 558 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,520 Thanks for caring, Davidina. 559 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:56,800 It's Davina. 560 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:58,480 There we go. Oh! 561 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,480 Okay, can we get the envelopes now so we can all get the fuck out of here? 562 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:02,640 I agree. 563 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,360 Envelopes? 564 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:10,200 [MUSIC] 565 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:28,760 A Scratchie? 566 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,040 Scratchies? 567 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:32,680 Is this a joke? 568 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,040 No. 569 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,760 Been a bit of a tough year. 570 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:36,920 Has it? 571 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,280 Tough enough to buy a luxury spa? 572 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,800 It's called being asset rich and cash poor. 573 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:42,920 Is it? 574 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,040 Anyway, we've given you kids heaps over the years. 575 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,640 What's wrong with a Scratchie? You could win a hundred grand. 576 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,840 I know what you're doing. 577 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:52,600 No one actually wins on these. 578 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,560 Actually, the psychology behind a Scratchie is actually incredibly cruel. 579 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,040 They make a fool out of anyone who tries to 580 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,440 win big while crushing a person's self-worth. 581 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,960 You sound like a spoiled brat. 582 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,080 Such a tight arse. 583 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,560 [MUSIC] 584 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,840 Thanks, guys. It's very thoughtful. 585 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:13,520 You're welcome. 586 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,920 [DOORBELL] 587 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,080 What now? 588 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:19,960 Is there an envelope for me? 589 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:24,720 Are you okay? 590 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,320 Lotion's working a treat. 591 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,480 No, it's power play bullshit. I'm with Jimmy on this one. 592 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:34,000 I mean, we normally get a cheque for ten grand, so yeah. 593 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,120 Wait, what? Ten grand? 594 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,800 You can have mine, Dick. I don't want it. 595 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:38,520 Great. 596 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,520 LEIA: I need to meditate. I need to vape. 597 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,120 [CAROLERS SINGING] 598 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,560 [SINGING] Deck the halls with boughs of holly, 599 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:47,080 That's... 600 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,200 [CAROLERS SINGING] 601 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,680 Tis the season to be jolly 602 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,840 Fa la la la, la la la la. 603 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,000 Good on you. 604 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,000 Woo! 605 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,120 Lovely singing. 606 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,840 Can you spare a Christmas donation? 607 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,400 So you want money from me now, too, do ya? 608 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,960 We like to think of it, 609 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,400 don't we gang, as a little bit of belief from you. 610 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,880 Makes a lot of dreams come true. Hey, Sam? 611 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,040 Yeah. 612 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:10,960 We're broke. 613 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,120 Oh, right. We get it, yeah. No, you hate us. 614 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,920 - What? - No... Let's go, we're out, gang. 615 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:17,480 - No, no, no, no, no. 616 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,760 Sorry. 617 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,200 The singing was great. 618 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,480 - Yeah, mate, come on. - Just, we... 619 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,240 See you, guys. Yeah. 620 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,240 SINGER: Back down the long fucking driveway. 621 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,600 Look, I've been meaning to talk to you about the money side... 622 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,680 Are we in trouble, James? 623 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:32,320 No, no, we're, we'll be fine, we'll be fine, Bren. 624 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:38,120 [DOWNBEAT MUSIC] 625 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:43,680 JIMMY: Um. 626 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,160 Yeah, I just need a bit more time, aye. 627 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,080 PETER (OFFSCREEN): You get me that fucking money Jimmy, 628 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,520 PETER (OFFSCREEN): or you're dead. You hear me? 629 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,200 I'm like... I've got it. I do have it. 630 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,320 Um, I just need to get it. 631 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:52,720 PETER (OFFSCREEN): I'm coming for you. 632 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:53,840 [DISCONNECTED] Hello? 633 00:26:54,280 --> 00:27:01,120 [EASY MUSIC] 634 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:09,440 Two pine cones. That never happens. 635 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,320 What about this one. 636 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,040 It's three. Oh! 637 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,880 Oh, sweet Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 638 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,240 Yee-haa! 639 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,840 Thank you, baby Jesus. 640 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,640 Hey, everyone, hey, everyone. 641 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,920 No, actually, no one. 642 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,200 DICK: Hey, Brenda. 643 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:32,920 Can't talk, I'm on turkey time. 644 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,040 Yeah, you show that turkey who's boss. 645 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,120 We have the rest of our lives to talk. 646 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,800 Just get out of here. Go and enjoy yourselves. 647 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,760 - Well, we just thought we're happy to... - Please just get out, I said. 648 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,640 Okay, calm down. 649 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,720 Sorry. I'm sorry. 650 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,720 I've got everything under control. 651 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,120 Why don't you just go and relax? 652 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:06,760 Awe. 653 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:08,840 You hungry baby? 654 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:16,800 I don't even know why she cooks. 655 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:17,800 She can't cook. 656 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,600 Just leave it to her then, aye? 657 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,720 No, she's just jealous of my success. 658 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,720 And she doesn't get to be rude to you like that either. 659 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:26,840 - Don't. - No. 660 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,000 Oh, no. 661 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,680 That's it, yum yums. 662 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:31,160 Good baby. 663 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:32,720 [GASPS] 664 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,960 [FAST MUSIC] 665 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,440 Bubbles, no. 666 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,840 BRENDA: How did you get up there? 667 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,040 This took Kane hours to prepare. 668 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,160 Bubbles, very naughty. 669 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,960 Jumped all that way? A Pomeranian? 670 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:46,680 He's very agile. 671 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,400 BRENDA: Oh, what a shame. 672 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,720 I was really looking forward to trying it all. 673 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,240 DAVINA: Unbelievable. 674 00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,640 I was. 675 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:00,920 BRENDA: I like curries. 676 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,840 Hey, are you okay? 677 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:03,920 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 678 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,280 Okay, good, because I'm going to lose it. 679 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,520 Just take a breath. 680 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,160 You're okay. We're in this together. 681 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,120 No. What she just did in there isn't cool, okay? 682 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:11,960 DAVINA: Like, she's a monster. 683 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,960 Yeah, look, it wasn't great, but she's hurting. 684 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:16,040 KANE: You all are. 685 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,200 I just... 686 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,360 Like, I want them to like... 687 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,320 I don't even know what I want. 688 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,280 Or what I'm even doing here. 689 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,280 You're here for us, remember? 690 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,680 KANE: And the family we want to have. 691 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,200 What's with all the weird Jesus babies everywhere? 692 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,040 Yeah. It's pretty weird. 693 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:39,480 I need another drink. 694 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:40,800 Do you, though? 695 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,840 Um, what is that supposed to mean? 696 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,200 Look I just, I don't want you doing anything you're going to regret. 697 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,200 Okay, well, this entire family is built on regret. 698 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,680 DAVINA: And if I don't drink, I'll cry. 699 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,400 It's okay. Come here. 700 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,280 Ugh. 701 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:03,720 Stop that. 702 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,440 You need mistletoe to kiss. 703 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:11,800 Oh. 704 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,920 It's, so lovely having you back here with us. 705 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,080 Davina, I've missed you. 706 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,240 Aw, thanks, Uncle Dick. 707 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,360 You too. 708 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,280 Yep. 709 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,880 No, I'm good. 710 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,080 DICK: Yeah. 711 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,680 Off you go. [CHUCKLES] 712 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,720 Go on. Just pretend I'm not here. 713 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,040 Um... 714 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,000 [DICK GRUNTS] 715 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,760 - We'll probably just save it for later. - Later. 716 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,280 Yeah? I didn't make that weird, did I? 717 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,960 [GLASS CLINKING] 718 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:52,680 [CHRISTMAS MUSIC] 719 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,080 So... 720 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:59,360 Bubbles ate the entrees that Kane so lovingly prepared. 721 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:00,640 With a little bit of help. 722 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,840 And the oven's playing up, so the turkey will be a while longer. 723 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,960 So I've decided, as something fun and fresh, 724 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,280 that we'd have desserts first. 725 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,960 - Hmm. - Well, that's not very traditional. 726 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,680 My house, my rules. 727 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,280 BRENDA: Cheers, everyone. 728 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,800 Richard, can you put some clothes on please, 729 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,680 You're making me feel nauseous. 730 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,080 I'm letting my hives breathe. 731 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,440 Oh, Jesus. 732 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:28,880 BRENDA: So the, 733 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,760 BRENDA: twins, going to be with Hunter... 734 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,160 all day? Just seems a bit unfair... 735 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,160 Yeah, I mean, it's his family's turn this year, so... 736 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,600 LEIA: I said that, remember? 737 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:41,280 Turns? You've never done turns, sweetie. You always go to both. 738 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,880 Your poker face sucks, Leia. 739 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,000 It's okay, sweetie, but it just feels a bit weird 740 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,240 without the, you know, the next generation of Savages. 741 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,960 Mmm, dessert look amazing, Mummy? 742 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:51,600 Awe. 743 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:56,080 [CHRISTMAS MUSIC] 744 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,560 Anorexo again, are ya? 745 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,640 Been sugar free for years, dickhead. 746 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,720 You could do with some manners, Jimmy. 747 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,960 Maybe get yourself a nice girlfriend. 748 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,360 I've already got a girlfriend, actually. And she's really hot. 749 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,520 Pfft. 750 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:18,520 So, Kane, are you named after Cane and Abel in the Bible? 751 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:22,080 Uh, no. My family's Sri Lankan muslim, actually. 752 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,840 Interesting. So what did you all do on a Sunday? 753 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:31,520 Oh, hung out. Ate. Connected. Listened to each other. 754 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,560 You know, I gave David a strong biblical name. 755 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:35,600 BRENDA: He doesn't go to Church either. 756 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,640 BRENDA: I couldn't live without Jesus. 757 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,000 That's not my name anymore. 758 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,560 David is my dead name, and it's offensive that you keep using it. 759 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,480 Oh, well give us a break. We're trying. 760 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:47,920 Are you trying, though? My name is Davina. 761 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,440 Leia took Hunter's last name, and no one bats an eye. 762 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:55,240 I own my truth, and you all lose your minds. It's unreal. 763 00:32:55,320 --> 00:33:00,560 [CHRISTMAS MUSIC] 764 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:01,880 I get you, sis. 765 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,360 Can I call you sis? 766 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,400 Yeah, you can. 767 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,720 Kane, can I call you brother? 768 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,600 Yeah. Sure. 769 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,640 My brother. 770 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,480 It's just it's the name we gave you. 771 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,880 I mean, you've been David for thirty years. 772 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,440 You literally just said it again. 773 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,720 Oh, don't be so sensitive. I never could say anything to you, 774 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,280 Can't I just take a minute to adjust? 775 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,680 What your mother is trying to, 776 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,680 explain mate is it takes a while for a parent to accept this kind of situation. 777 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,320 Oh, so I'm a situation now. 778 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,600 We're trying, but that's the bloody name we gave you, okay? 779 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:39,480 JAMES: We need time. 780 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,680 Three years not long enough? 781 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,240 Davina, can you just go easy on them? I mean, 782 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,200 you're not a parent. It's really hard for us. 783 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,360 Oh, hard for you, is it? Wow, Leia. 784 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:50,880 What, has that Botox got to your brain, Leia? 785 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,240 Oh, shut up, Jimmy. 786 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,520 I've got it. Thanks, Jimmy. 787 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,120 Sorry, boundary. 788 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:57,640 JIMMY: Well, I guess I'll, you know, 789 00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,840 shut this chat up and rap that shit down... 790 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,280 [RAPPING]: You know, spark an evolution, or maybe a revolution. 791 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,080 We're trans and non-binary. Take the pride, 792 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,960 philosophy of the free and present tribe. 793 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,360 That's how I identify. 794 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,000 Wooh... 795 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,400 God, again? 796 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:10,400 Really? 797 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,880 Yeah, this family is so, 798 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,040 you know, boring. I can't stop my snoring, 799 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,760 You know, we're fighting back dogs and eating food like wogs. 800 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,960 My mum and my sister have got fucked up fish lips. 801 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,400 My dad thinks he's broke, but he lives in the Ritz. 802 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:22,520 Put the thing down. 803 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,800 Yeah, I'll put this thing down once I get my Christmas cash. 804 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,080 I've got bills to pay, and I ain't got no stash. 805 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,560 That's because you're an unemployed bum now, mate. 806 00:34:30,159 --> 00:34:31,760 JAMES: Now put the bloody thing away. 807 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,679 It's remarkable how you freestyle that stuff, Jimmy. 808 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,199 Seriously, mate, what have you done with all 809 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,679 the money that I've given you over the years? 810 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,560 Have you just gambled it and pissed it away? 811 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:40,920 It's a learned behaviour. 812 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,360 Stay out of it, mate. 813 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,560 Or what? Are you gonna say that I don't exist like last time I was here? 814 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:46,800 Mate. 815 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,120 That is a bullshit statement. 816 00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:53,280 We all did things we regretted that Christmas. 817 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,199 I think you had quite the list, Davina. 818 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,240 Yeah, I've never seen anyone slash a piss 819 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,360 like you missed all over the carpet. 820 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,480 [CHUCKLING] 821 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:02,800 You pissed on the carpet? 822 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,400 I was really drunk, okay? 823 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,160 And then you punched my pudding. 824 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,000 Bang! 825 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:09,480 And then you broke my grandmother's nativity set. 826 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,160 Baby Jesus loves getting smashed. 827 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:13,400 Oh, and it was all entirely unprompted, was it? 828 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,680 Okay, enough! 829 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,840 We are finally back together. 830 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:23,120 And I have spent days on this lunch, as any good chef does, 831 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,440 and I will not tolerate this behaviour. 832 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,480 We've a guest, in case you all forgot. 833 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,800 It's baby Jesus, and it's his birthday, for goodness sake. 834 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,040 [GIGGLING] 835 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,800 Oh. How far off is the turkey? 836 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,080 I don't know! I've turned the oven up so high I hope it burns! 837 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:51,440 [SOOTHING MUSIC] 838 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,120 What the fuck was that? 839 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,320 They're relentless. 840 00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,280 Can you see now why I hate Christmas? 841 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,600 Yeah, well, they're pretty cooked. 842 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:05,760 But I tell you what. 843 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,240 Jimmy's raps, they're pretty entertaining. 844 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,240 Please, do not encourage him. 845 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,280 Yeah, nah. 846 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,600 Okay, they're all fucked. 847 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,360 You know, I've done so much work on myself, 848 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,520 and it's hard to come back here and see how much hurt there is in everyone. 849 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,720 Yeah, but you're still hurting too, babe. 850 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,120 I'm just supposed to be broken forever, then? 851 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,960 You know, I really opened up to James when I came out, 852 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,680 and he made me feel so unsafe and so unseen. 853 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,040 And don't even get me started on Brenda. 854 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:44,240 At least with James, I thought I could get somewhere today. 855 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:45,960 There's still time. 856 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:47,800 Is there? 857 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:50,000 Yeah. 858 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:54,000 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 859 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,320 Daz, Daz, yeah um, 860 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,320 Hey, sorry to call you like this, um, 861 00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,280 I need that twenty bucks, you owe me. 862 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,160 No, it was three months ago. 863 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:02,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just need it today. 864 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:03,920 Yeah. Do you have it? 865 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,120 Yeah yeah can you, yeah, I need it. 866 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,480 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 867 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,600 Fuck. 868 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,640 [DOG BARKING] 869 00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:22,320 Piss off Bubbles. 870 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,120 [DOG BARKING] 871 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,160 What, you want some? You want some? 872 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,720 [DOG BARKING] Huh? Fuck off! 873 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,640 Jimmy? Jimmy, what the hell are you doing? 874 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:32,760 [DOG BARKING] 875 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,640 Ah, nothing. Just chilling by the pool. 876 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,560 Was that a gun? 877 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,640 Well, Bubbles was attacking me. It was self-defense. 878 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,080 Oh buy me a drink first, you sex pest. 879 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,960 - Where is it, Jimmy? - Ah, where's what? 880 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,800 Jimmy brought a gun to Christmas. 881 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,120 A gun? What do you mean? 882 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,520 Yeah, why do you still have a gun if you got fired? 883 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,920 I didn't get fired. I quit. The sneaky stitches, bunch of freaky bitches. 884 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,160 Doesn't matter. You brought a gun to Christmas, Jimmy. 885 00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,600 That's fucked up even for you. 886 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,600 And you brought an eye-brooch... 887 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,800 [MUSIC] 888 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:05,920 Get off my back. 889 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:07,960 What the fuck is wrong with him? 890 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,400 I don't know but he's proper fucked. 891 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:17,360 [MUSIC] 892 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,320 James. 893 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,440 [JAMES CLEARING THROAT] 894 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:23,800 You okay? 895 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,240 Aye? Yeah, yeah. 896 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:32,240 Yeah. Anyway um, under 17's or 15's? 897 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,440 No, under 17s. State team, that one. 898 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:39,400 The scouts were there that day, and they were sure that he was going to the Boars. 899 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,520 That SHE was going to the Boars. The Wild Boars. 900 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,240 - Your team, wasn't it? - Yeah! 901 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,640 - Yeah. 902 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,320 Gives me a lot of joy, that photo. 903 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,600 Now, you need a top-up. 904 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,320 - Love one! - Yep? 905 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,680 LEIA: For fuck's sake, Hunter. It's one day. 906 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,680 I mean, please just call me back. 907 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,160 God. 908 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,680 Hunter's family have always been wankers. 909 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,520 I've never liked them. 910 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,800 Yeah, well, they definitely don't like me. 911 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,280 Hey, what's really going on here? 912 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:16,920 Nothing. 913 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,360 Come on, Lei. It's me. Talk to me. 914 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:25,680 I mean, he cheated on me. I cheated on him, the usual. It's, 915 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:27,560 it's whatever. 916 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,360 It's fine. I's our thing... 917 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:44,120 Lately, I guess I've been going a bit hard on the pills and the booze. 918 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,000 I haven't been a good mother. I know that. 919 00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:53,000 And then he came home and found me passed out 920 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:56,600 with the girls and called Child Protective Services so, 921 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:58,200 he won. 922 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,560 Oh my God. Lei. 923 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,840 - Um, that's all fucked. - Yeah. 924 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,880 But I've got you. 925 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,280 Okay, after everything we've grown up with, I'm not surprised. 926 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,240 It's just... it's all learned behaviour. 927 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,560 Okay, I mean, that's part of why I'm here. 928 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,800 To break this intergenerational shit and... 929 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:20,120 Just don't have kids, okay, because you'll ruin them no matter what. 930 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,560 Kids scare the shit out of me. 931 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:35,120 [MELANCHOLIC MUSIC] 932 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,760 You know, she used to cry in here? 933 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,200 When you would give her the silent treatment. 934 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:40,880 A lot of people cried in here. 935 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,760 You could be brutal. Like Dad. 936 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,160 You know, I really wanted to be you sometimes. 937 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:57,840 You always seemed so sure of yourself, even in your silence. 938 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,000 I guess that's why when I reached out and heard nothing back, it, 939 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,240 kinda broke me a bit. 940 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,200 We're all little broken, aren't we? 941 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,960 Yeah but, I'd be happy to be broken with you. 942 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:14,360 [CHUCKLING] 943 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,240 Please don't tell anyone about the kids. 944 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,720 Hey, I've got you. 945 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,680 I'm gonna clean myself up and get them back, I promise. I just, 946 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,560 need to get through this fucking Christmas. 947 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:32,880 You and me both, sis. 948 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,600 [TOILET FLUSHING] 949 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,360 Oh! I feel nine pound lighter. 950 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,920 [DICK SINGING] In the deep midwinter, 951 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:47,080 where frost has made it's home, 952 00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:54,000 worshipping beloved's kiss long, long ago... 953 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,680 This family is just... 954 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,840 Did he just take a massive shit? 955 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,200 DICK: Oh, cologne. 956 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,040 [MUSIC] 957 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,760 Mmm, me too. 958 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,200 It's uncanny. 959 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,320 I can see it in your eyes. 960 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,680 You still want, 961 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,160 Dick. 962 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:20,440 [SNEAKY MUSIC] 963 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,680 [KEYPAD BEEPING] 964 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:41,920 Shit. 965 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,000 [SNEAKY MUSIC] 966 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:50,320 [DOG BARKING] 967 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:51,960 Piss off. 968 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:52,840 [DOG BARKING] 969 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,040 Piss off Bubbles. 970 00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:55,120 [DOG BARKING] 971 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,200 BRENDA: Bubbles, where are you? 972 00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:58,920 Shit. 973 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:17,480 [MELANCHOLIC MUSIC] 974 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,000 BRENDA: David... 975 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:19,880 JIMMY: You drug fucker! 976 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,240 Are they Xannies? Is that why you're so fucked up? 977 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,320 LEIA: You creep. What are you doing in here? 978 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:25,560 JIMMY: Has Hunter moved out again? 979 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,640 What? Shut up and get out. 980 00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,640 No. He's actually divorcing ya. 981 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,080 Am I right? 982 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:34,680 I am, aye. 983 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:36,560 That's no good. 984 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:38,720 You're full of shit. 985 00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:41,320 Anyway, who brings a gun to Christmas? 986 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:42,480 Oh, who's after you now? 987 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,720 No one. Just need the code to this. 988 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:46,640 JIMMY: Oh, yes. 989 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,720 Really, Jimmy? Unbelievable. 990 00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:52,800 I guess I'll tell everyone the real reason 991 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,240 why Hunter and the kids aren't coming to lunch then, yeah? 992 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:56,400 You're a maniac. 993 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,120 You know nothing about anything. 994 00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,720 You don't even know how to look after yourself. 995 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,640 Well, says the person who's never had a career. 996 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,720 You lived off in your entire adult life, now what? 997 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,280 How long are you gonna keep playing the victim, Jimmy? 998 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:08,440 Just I need the code to this, Leia, please. 999 00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:12,560 Oh, my God. Just stop being the same old fucked up Jimmy for once. 1000 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,320 LEIA: I'm honestly done with you. 1001 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,800 I have nothing else to give you. 1002 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,160 You're a complete failure. 1003 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,560 Okay, okay, okay, okay. Leia, Leia, Leia. 1004 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:21,840 I'm in trouble. 1005 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:23,760 And not just with the cops, um. 1006 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:25,760 I went undercover. 1007 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,160 Yeah, I wasn't supposed to and I got caught up in it. 1008 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,640 I thought I could make some money. 1009 00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:31,640 Like, real money. So people would start taking me seriously, 1010 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:34,280 but, I completely fucked it, Leia. 1011 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,440 - How much do you owe? - Twenty grand. 1012 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,360 I've been at the pokies for days trying to win it all back, but... 1013 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:42,920 These are serious guys, Lei. 1014 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:45,680 They did that to your face? 1015 00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,120 Please. I don't want to die, Lei. Help me? 1016 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,400 Do people really kill for twenty grand these days? 1017 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:54,920 Since COVID, yeah. 1018 00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,280 Knowing Dad, there's probably a shit ton of cash in there. 1019 00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:00,960 He just said he had no cash. 1020 00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:02,560 And why the fuck would there be cash 1021 00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:04,320 in a safe you can pick up and walk away with? 1022 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,840 Trust me. There has to be cash in there. 1023 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:07,600 How do you think these fuckers stay rich? 1024 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,880 If I do this, you really need to get some help, Jimmy. 1025 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,160 Like, real help. Do you understand me? 1026 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:18,640 Of course. Real help. I promise. 1027 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:20,680 And you have to stop rapping. 1028 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,160 You're shit. 1029 00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,440 It's just your asshole opinion. 1030 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,120 Come on. 1031 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,520 I'm the favourite. 1032 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,400 I've got so much to lose. 1033 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,880 For fuck's sake, Leia. It's a loan. We'll put it back. 1034 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:40,560 Fine. Okay. 1035 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,720 But you pay it back before they notice. I swear to God, Jimmy. 1036 00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,760 [KEYPAD BEEPING] - Piss off, Bubbles. 1037 00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:48,880 [KEYPAD SUCCESS] 1038 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:55,840 JIMMY: Cheques? 1039 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:57,920 Letters. 1040 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,840 Oh he's back on the dope again. Sweet. 1041 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,400 Oy, how much do you reckon we could get for Dad's medal? 1042 00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,040 Yeah, because your gangster's really gonna take a medal of some 1043 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,200 washed-up footy player over twenty grand. 1044 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:13,520 Yeah, nah. 1045 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:20,840 [TENSE BEAT] 1046 00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:25,960 [SOBBING] 1047 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,200 Lei, what's it say? 1048 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:36,720 [SOBBING] 1049 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:39,200 Lei, I'm sorry. 1050 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:41,720 JIMMY: Lei... 1051 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:00,640 You broke into their safe? 1052 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:02,800 Of course you did. 1053 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,880 Leia, what happened? 1054 00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,200 [SPARK SOUND] 1055 00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:09,520 Oh, Jesus. 1056 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,160 Come on. [SPARK SOUND] 1057 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:12,280 What? 1058 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:14,680 [SPARK] 1059 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,040 [MACHINE WHIRRING] 1060 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,760 - Bloody Iceworld! - Just turn it off! 1061 00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,200 Geez, you're a liability. 1062 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,880 Uh, don't you worry. I'm gonna take it back and get an upgrade. 1063 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:25,800 No one cares, Richard. 1064 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,200 DICK: I will. Hopefully Iceworld's still open. 1065 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:29,960 Sorry about that. Um... 1066 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:31,240 Where were we? 1067 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,280 Uh, under 14. Yeah, under 15's. 1068 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:35,280 Oh, mate, that was a big year. 1069 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:38,080 The two P's. Puberty and pussy. 1070 00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:40,840 [DOG YELPS] Oh, shit! 1071 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,360 Bubbles, you little shit. 1072 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:43,800 Bubbles? 1073 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,520 [SLOW MUSIC BEAT] 1074 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,000 Bubbles? 1075 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:51,920 Wake up. 1076 00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:54,000 Wake up! 1077 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:56,480 Oh... 1078 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,000 [DICK GASPS] 1079 00:48:58,200 --> 00:48:59,320 Oh God. 1080 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:00,880 [LONG SIGH] 1081 00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:02,800 [SIGH] 1082 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,040 Ah... 1083 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,200 [DICK GROANING] 1084 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:15,840 Let's just get another drink and we'll take a moment and we'll figure this out. 1085 00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:19,600 Jesus! 1086 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,200 What are you doing? 1087 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:22,000 Oh, um 1088 00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:23,520 Nothing, I was... 1089 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,480 I was going for a swim. 1090 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:27,920 What's that? 1091 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,400 It's my towel. For my swim. 1092 00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:32,880 Right. 1093 00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,520 [TENSE MUSIC] 1094 00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:44,800 Is he? 1095 00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:45,880 I don't know. 1096 00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,440 I stood on him and stuff came out. 1097 00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:50,840 I'm way too blazed for this. 1098 00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:52,040 No, no, no, no, no. 1099 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,680 Brenda's gonna have my balls. 1100 00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,040 Jimmy, you gotta help me here. 1101 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,560 I'll give you anything. 1102 00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,480 Please just, please help me. Jimmy, please 1103 00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,800 - Please. - Okay just chill the fuck out! 1104 00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:00,920 I'm sorry. 1105 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:03,800 Cash. Cash. You need cash? You always need cash. 1106 00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:05,920 Well, if you give me twenty grand, I'll help. 1107 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,800 Done. 1108 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,320 When I was playing, coaches, they were just 1109 00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:23,880 big blokes and they just bellow at ya! 1110 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:28,160 You know and these days, oh, it's all sort of tippy-toe around and all that stuff. 1111 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,360 And eventually I took the coach aside 1112 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:33,480 and I said, you've gotta inspire a player like Dav. 1113 00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,520 You know, you are not gonna get the performances. 1114 00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,360 Eh, I'm boring you am I? 1115 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,440 Oh, no. No, not at all. I love hearing about this stuff. 1116 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:43,640 Honestly, I do, but 1117 00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,880 I think this time's better spent with Dav... 1118 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:51,640 She just wants to kick the footy with you, mate, like old times. You know? 1119 00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:53,360 She said that? Yeah! 1120 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,520 I mean a lot's changed but 1121 00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:57,640 a lot hasn't. 1122 00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:03,080 Well, bloody hell. 1123 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,920 It'd be good to see her crash-tackle the shit out of Jimmy, wouldn't it? 1124 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,640 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1125 00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:15,440 Savage Christmas footy is on! 1126 00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:20,560 Oi, oi, oi, no, no, no. You gotta stop wearing my clothes. 1127 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,520 Oh. 1128 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,280 - What's that smell? - It's your cologne. 1129 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,080 Really? It smells like shit on you. 1130 00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:29,840 Hey, Jimmy, guess what mate? Savage Christmas footy is on. 1131 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,960 You ready to kiss the dirt? You fucking loser. 1132 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,600 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 1133 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,600 All right, warm up done, suckers. Let's get into it. 1134 00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,320 Who's ready to repeat the glory days of 1995? 1135 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,080 You are. 1136 00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:48,200 Okay, Davey, you're... Sorry, Davina you're with me. 1137 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:51,200 No, no, no, no. It's me and Uncle Dick and Kane. Yeah? 1138 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,720 Oh, no, no, no. I'll sit this one out. 1139 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,480 Ok, it's just me and Uncle Dick versus father and son. 1140 00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:56,680 Oh and Leia. 1141 00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,120 Uh, yeah, okay. Jim, Lei Lei, come on let's go. 1142 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,120 Over on this side. Oh, ah... 1143 00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,680 Watch the blind side. Don't kick on the third tackle. 1144 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,960 You know, sliding defense, any of that ring a bell? 1145 00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:11,080 Yeah, yeah, no, I was really frickin' good at this, remember? 1146 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:12,560 - You were. - Yeah. Prepare to lose. 1147 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:13,840 [BRENDA CHEERING] 1148 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:15,680 You ready to get fucked up, bro? 1149 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,280 I'm already fucked up. Wooh! 1150 00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:18,400 Here we go! 1151 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:20,960 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 1152 00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,920 JAMES: Oh... damn it! 1153 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,040 [LAUGHING AND SQUEALING] 1154 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,720 Very nice, Davina. Go Dick. 1155 00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:35,240 DAVID: Hey, this one's for you, Bren. 1156 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:37,080 Oh, fuck! 1157 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:38,360 [GROANING] Jesus. 1158 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,040 Yes! 1159 00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:43,520 - Get off me, you bastard! - Nice Davina. 1160 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:47,680 Come on, Uncle Dick. 1161 00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:49,240 I doubted you mate, but that was great. 1162 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:50,400 [CHUCKLING] 1163 00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:51,600 Run, run, run, run, run! 1164 00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:52,440 Go you! 1165 00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:54,600 - Where the... - Where were you, mate? 1166 00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,160 Lei Lei, come on mate, you've got to get into the game. 1167 00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:58,520 Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! 1168 00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:00,080 What the fuck. 1169 00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:01,560 Jesus, Jimmy! 1170 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:03,040 It was coming right for me. 1171 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:04,760 It was mine mate. I called it. 1172 00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,320 - Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! - Shit! 1173 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,200 Come on, Jimmy, get up! Quick sticks! 1174 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,160 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1175 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,680 - Where am I going? Where am I going? 1176 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:12,680 - Where, where? 1177 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,640 - What the fuck. - Oh... 1178 00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:15,280 Dav! 1179 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:16,800 - Gimme it, gimme it. - Yours, Dick. 1180 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:18,560 Yes! 1181 00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:23,040 - Well done, James. - Oh... 1182 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:23,720 You okay, mate? 1183 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,200 Yeah, that hurt. 1184 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:26,400 Come on, come on. 1185 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:28,600 Why'd he do that? 1186 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,160 It's nice, isn't it? You touching my head? 1187 00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:33,720 Tenderly. Ow. 1188 00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:38,440 Think you might be a bit concussed, Dick. 1189 00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:43,800 Hang on, hang on, hang on. 1190 00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:46,920 You run across, I'll run around behind. 1191 00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,040 Okay, and you take it and go down the right side. 1192 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:50,400 Okay! 1193 00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:55,320 Fuck. JAMES: Ready Lei Lei? 1194 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,040 Go! 1195 00:53:57,240 --> 00:53:58,280 Leia, catch! 1196 00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,800 Oh, come on, Lei Lei. Try a bit harder. 1197 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:02,920 I don't want to play a bullshit game! 1198 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,720 Okay, all right, take five. 1199 00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,480 Oh, honestly. 1200 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:09,680 You're all fucked. 1201 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,640 Are you okay? Do you need anything? 1202 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:21,040 New family, maybe? 1203 00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:23,080 [VOMITING] 1204 00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:24,520 Is she okay? Has she eaten? 1205 00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,760 She's been lied to about her whole life. 1206 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,000 [VOMITING] 1207 00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:29,120 What does that mean? 1208 00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,720 Oh fuck! Okay, help me get her in the spa. 1209 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:33,840 Come on. 1210 00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,760 You know what? I'm just gonna fucking carry her. 1211 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,120 Oooh. Oh! 1212 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:39,800 Yeah, I'll um, get her stuff. 1213 00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,520 - You're a powerful woman. - You're so sloshed. 1214 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:46,360 [ETHEREAL MUSIC] 1215 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,560 Nothing matters anymore. 1216 00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:52,280 Nothing. 1217 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:53,400 We need to have it out with them. 1218 00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,040 No! I'm not ready to... 1219 00:54:56,560 --> 00:55:01,000 Unlike you, I don't need to ruin Christmas because I'm hurting. 1220 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,440 This is serious, Leia. 1221 00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:04,640 They can't keep lying. 1222 00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:06,520 KANE: Whatever's going on is her truth, Dav. 1223 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,360 KANE: She's gotta confront it alone. 1224 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:11,280 KANE: Please, promise me you won't get involved, babe? 1225 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,760 BRENDA: Kids, turkey time! 1226 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,480 LEIA: How did I get in here? 1227 00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,040 Ta-da! 1228 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,760 The turkey has landed. 1229 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,320 [BACKGROUND CHRISTMAS MUSIC] 1230 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,200 That's... 1231 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:29,440 a turkey... 1232 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,560 I'm sure it's tender on the inside. 1233 00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,400 Stupid snow machine tripped the power and 1234 00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:39,920 turned the over up so blame Dick. 1235 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:43,640 I am sorry, Brenda. 1236 00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:45,960 I truly am. 1237 00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,160 You know what? You will have your white Christmas. 1238 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,880 [SINGING] From long, long ago... 1239 00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:58,240 Save me some of that crispy, crispy skin. 1240 00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:05,160 What's happened to you, Lei Lei? You'll catch a cold. 1241 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,600 I'd rather catch a cold and die than be like you. 1242 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:10,640 [SIGHS] 1243 00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:15,640 Kane, why don't you say grace? 1244 00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,360 Oh, um... 1245 00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:18,920 Sure. 1246 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,080 Kain isn't Christian. 1247 00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:21,800 He was pretty clear about that earlier. 1248 00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:25,200 Grace is for all sinners. God knows you two have sinned. 1249 00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:27,680 You know, I think it's pretty rich of you to ask Kane to say grace 1250 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,360 when you let Bubbles eat his platter. 1251 00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:31,680 What, too third world for you, was it? 1252 00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:32,880 Dav. 1253 00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,200 I'm happy to do grace, honestly. 1254 00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:36,080 We don't need the God bullshit, Brenda. 1255 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:36,880 Okay? 1256 00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,200 Having us here is a privilege, not a right. 1257 00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:41,480 What gives you the right to be so indignant 1258 00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:43,680 after being a ghost for three years? 1259 00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:45,960 I spent my whole childhood as a ghost. 1260 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,000 Told to be grateful that you saved me? 1261 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,680 All this white saviour complex bullshit. 1262 00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:53,120 We all deserve an apology. 1263 00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:55,800 Actually, mate, we're the ones who deserve the apology. 1264 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:57,240 Apologise to you? Mm-hmm. 1265 00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:01,600 You've lied to us about our whole entire existence. 1266 00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:03,680 No wonder we struggle to know who the fuck we are. 1267 00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:04,920 - Shut up! - No! 1268 00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:07,760 I exist now, don't I? 1269 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,840 I mean, you see me now, right? 1270 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,560 No, I see a spoiled brat. 1271 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,320 You want to know where all my money went? 1272 00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,000 On giving you kids a good life. 1273 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:17,920 A good life built on deception. 1274 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:19,240 [SCOFFS] 1275 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,920 You told Leia her birth mother was dead. 1276 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:25,200 DAVINA: We found the letters. 1277 00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:27,600 Is my story a lie, too? 1278 00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:29,680 You broke into my safe? 1279 00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:32,640 Back on the dope, too. Thanks, mate. Good shit. 1280 00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:34,400 Are you back on the marijuana, James? 1281 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:36,040 Don't change the subject, Brenda. 1282 00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,720 Davina, I found the letters. Don't speak for me. 1283 00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:40,200 I'm standing up for you, Leia. 1284 00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,440 - Lei Lei, darling. - No! 1285 00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,560 Brenda. You don't get to talk right now. 1286 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,480 - What are you doing, Davina? - Let the grown ups talk Jimmy. 1287 00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:47,600 Enough! 1288 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,480 Enough. I'm happy to do grace, Brenda. Okay? 1289 00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:53,560 Whatever gets his shit show over so I can leave. 1290 00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:56,360 KANE: Okay. 1291 00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:57,520 Thank you, God. 1292 00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:00,560 Jesus. 1293 00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:02,360 Mohammed. 1294 00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:03,960 Whoever. 1295 00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:05,320 For everyone here today. 1296 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:07,360 We've all got our history. 1297 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:09,440 We're all different. 1298 00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,360 And God knows we've all made mistakes. 1299 00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,520 But we're here with this... 1300 00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:17,760 Turkey. 1301 00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:21,760 It's still Christmas. 1302 00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:23,320 And we're still family. 1303 00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:25,240 KANE: So let's forgive. 1304 00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:27,600 And when discussing the past... 1305 00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:28,400 Amen. 1306 00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:29,720 I'm not finished, Brenda. 1307 00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:36,280 And when we're discussing the past, 1308 00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,040 let's stop blaming each other. 1309 00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:41,840 Now, for this next part, 1310 00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:44,880 I really want all of your commitment, okay? 1311 00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:46,120 Take a deep breath. 1312 00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:50,360 Close your eyes, and let's take each other's hands. 1313 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,600 Come on, you too. 1314 00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:00,280 Here's, to letting go of what's been done. 1315 00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:03,680 Here's to reconciling and... 1316 00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:08,360 moving forward and accepting. 1317 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,480 I'm sorry, Hunter? 1318 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,520 You should pick up your phone, champ. 1319 00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:19,920 Bloody hell. Who are you? 1320 00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:22,240 - I'm a friend of Jimmy's. - Peter. 1321 00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:23,480 Who are you? 1322 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:25,120 I'm his dad. 1323 00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:27,400 That was a rhetorical question. 1324 00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:28,680 What have you done, Jimmy? 1325 00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:32,600 Jimmy owes me twenty grand. 1326 00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:36,440 PETER: You see, young Jimmy here likes to gamble with other people's money. 1327 00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:38,080 In this case, my money. 1328 00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,160 Which he lost. 1329 00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:44,240 And now I've come to collect my cash, today. 1330 00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,760 Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jesus. 1331 00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:51,040 All right, mate. Listen, we don't have any money okay? So how do we fix this? 1332 00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:54,120 - Really? You don't have any money? - We don't! 1333 00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:56,160 Apparently. 1334 00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,880 I mean, look at this cheap turkey. 1335 00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,920 But I have slaved over this, and it is getting eaten. Now, 1336 01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:04,760 You can wait outside, Peter, 1337 01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:06,320 or you're welcome to join us, 1338 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:09,680 But Christmas lunch is happening now, okay? 1339 01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:12,880 What's your name? 1340 01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:14,880 Brenda. Brenda? 1341 01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:16,320 That's a lovely name. 1342 01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,080 PETER: That was my third wife's name, 1343 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:19,720 may she rest in peace. 1344 01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:23,280 Only joking. 1345 01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:28,480 Ah Brenda, I will eat the veggies, but I'm not eating that bird 1346 01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:31,840 because you have cooked it to the point of cremation. 1347 01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,160 Oh, I'm sorry. Have youse finished with your prayers yet? 1348 01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:38,400 Oh, yeah. Good. 1349 01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:41,440 Cos prayers are for losers. 1350 01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:43,480 That might be where you've gone wrong, Peter. 1351 01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:45,920 [BRENDA SIGHS] 1352 01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:52,000 Eat something, Lei Lei. 1353 01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:53,520 Leave me alone, Brenda. 1354 01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:57,560 - You really should eat something, Leia. - Stop speaking for me. 1355 01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:58,720 I'm trying to help you. 1356 01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:02,440 I don't need you to. None of us do. You left. 1357 01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:05,080 You don't get to come back and start fighting everyone's battles. 1358 01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:06,520 This is not about me leaving. 1359 01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:08,960 This is your issue. It's not on me. 1360 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:09,520 Babe. 1361 01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:11,040 Stay out of it Kane, please. 1362 01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,960 No. It is about you leaving. 1363 01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:18,040 Mate, we all were upset that night. 1364 01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:19,280 We all said things we regret, 1365 01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:21,120 but that doesn't mean you just go off and, 1366 01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:22,800 leave us for dead for three years. 1367 01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:25,600 You made it impossible for me to stay. 1368 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:29,560 Because, you're all so toxic. 1369 01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:32,560 Actually, I think the most toxic thing here is your self-righteousness. 1370 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,440 - Actually, I'm pretty sure Jimmy is. - Oh! 1371 01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:37,320 I don't know why we bothered, Bren. 1372 01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:38,840 Bothered with what? 1373 01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,480 Hmm? Adopting us? 1374 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:42,880 Good question. Cos, 1375 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:47,000 I'm sorry I couldn't be what you needed me to be for your ego, James. 1376 01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:48,720 I don't have an ego, mate. 1377 01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:49,360 [SCOFFS] 1378 01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:50,800 JAMES: How bloody ungrateful. 1379 01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:52,920 I've been nothing but honest with all of you. 1380 01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:55,840 Oh... honest are we, James? 1381 01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:59,440 Do you want to tell them all why we had to adopt after Jimmy? 1382 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:02,920 It's cos you wouldn't sleep with me, only with everybody else. 1383 01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:04,320 Well there's a twist. 1384 01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:07,520 Because you wouldn't put out Brenda. 1385 01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:11,960 - That is complete bullshit, James. - Language, Brenda. 1386 01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:14,280 I was completely up for it. 1387 01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:15,960 I mean, look at me. 1388 01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,640 How could you not go for this? 1389 01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:21,120 BRENDA: Thank you, Peter. 1390 01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:23,360 BRENDA: Instead, you were always off on those 1391 01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,760 footy trips and you left me all alone with Jimmy. 1392 01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:26,560 [JAMES CHUCKLING] 1393 01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,360 You hear that, Jim? She regrets having you. 1394 01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:30,000 What, you blame me for being born? 1395 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:31,760 That's not fair, James. 1396 01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:34,240 You know Jimmy 1397 01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:40,800 I'm starting to understand where your self-destructive tendencies come from. 1398 01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:46,560 You know, if I'd known you were gonna blow our money, I'd never have stuck around. 1399 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,680 Oh, what bullshit. You couldn't wait to get married. 1400 01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:49,880 You practically forced me. 1401 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,480 After I met you when you were working in that shitty kitchen. 1402 01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:53,760 Still got a shitty kitchen. 1403 01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:57,080 You couldn't wait to be Brenda Savage, wag number one. 1404 01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:01,200 And I know why you got the big fat spa too, James. 1405 01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:03,120 It's for all your little sluts. 1406 01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:07,920 Fuck me sideways. 1407 01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,480 You're James Savage. 1408 01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:12,160 PETER: I never put that together. 1409 01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:16,840 '95 MVP in Premiership, Legend of the Wild Boars. 1410 01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:18,200 Yep, mate, that's me. 1411 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:20,440 Well, this is wild. I'm a life member. 1412 01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,760 - Yeah, good on you. - You were great. 1413 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:26,080 Til you turned into a fatso and got old and they dropped you in' 01. 1414 01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:27,560 No, no, no, I got old and injured. 1415 01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:30,000 Just about ripped the bicep off the bone. You see that lump there? 1416 01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:30,880 - No. - You see that? 1417 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,720 Well, you must have come back way too early, mate, 1418 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:36,640 because when you came back, you looked like you'd eaten a lot of cream buns. 1419 01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,520 Oh see, that's bullshit. I couldn't train. You read that in the club magazine. 1420 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:40,240 Really? 1421 01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:43,280 You're going to talk about the glory days with a guy that's hear to knock Jimmy off. 1422 01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:45,920 Actually, I think it might be helping the situation, 1423 01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:47,080 so why don't you stay out of it? 1424 01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:49,480 I'll stay out of things once you stop spewing your guts out 1425 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:50,960 and losing control of your life. 1426 01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:52,560 - Oh. - Hunter's definitely divorcing you, hey? 1427 01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:54,760 Oh, yeah, Jimmy, and who wanted to open their safe? 1428 01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:56,600 Hmm, there's nothing in there, so who cares anyway? 1429 01:03:56,680 --> 01:04:01,280 You know, I wish I had three of Bubbles instead of all this hate. 1430 01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:02,600 There, I said it. 1431 01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:04,320 Well, Dick killed your precious dog, okay? 1432 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:06,760 He stood on him, some shit came out, and that's why he really left. 1433 01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:08,280 JIMMY: And he left him in the study. 1434 01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:10,360 Wait, what? 1435 01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:11,400 Yeah. 1436 01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:12,560 That sick prick. 1437 01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:13,840 Oh, no. 1438 01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,240 Where's my baby boy? 1439 01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:17,920 [GUNSHOT] [BRENDA SCREAMS] 1440 01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:19,160 JAMES: Oh, shit! 1441 01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:21,720 Sit. Back. Down. 1442 01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:27,440 Fuck me. 1443 01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:29,080 What a shit show. 1444 01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:31,360 My turn. 1445 01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:33,560 Now, I got my kids waiting in the car for me, 1446 01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:37,440 so I'm leaving here, in twenty minutes with 20k 1447 01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:38,400 or... 1448 01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:41,200 Uh, excuse me, Peter, um 1449 01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:44,560 do people really kill for twenty grand? It just doesn't... 1450 01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:45,920 I've killed for a carton of cigarettes, mate. 1451 01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:47,080 Yep, okay. 1452 01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:48,000 Oh, man. 1453 01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:50,680 Surely we have got something in the safe. 1454 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:55,440 Uh, no, it's just the medal, and that's it. 1455 01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:57,480 But we did have money in there. 1456 01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:59,240 You really don't. It's just the medal. 1457 01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:00,600 The MVP medal? 1458 01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:02,600 Well, that'd be worth a bit. 1459 01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:05,200 How did you piss it all away, James? 1460 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:06,400 From gambling and women. 1461 01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:07,840 From trying to keep you happy, Bren. 1462 01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:10,360 The '95 MVP medal... 1463 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's not for sale. 1464 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,920 Oh, everything's for sale, mate. 1465 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,040 Or would you rather keep it and see him dead? 1466 01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:22,680 Fuck you. 1467 01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:24,600 I'll take it. Show me the safe. 1468 01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:26,920 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1469 01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:30,880 Mate, I could just blow his head off now and take the medal anyway. 1470 01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:32,960 I don't want to do that, but I will. 1471 01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:34,760 No, I'm not giving it up. 1472 01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:37,440 You are a sad man. 1473 01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,920 You don't get to call the shots anymore, James. 1474 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:43,080 No one is dying today. 1475 01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:45,600 Peter, come through. I will take you to the safe. 1476 01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:49,360 Right. That means everybody. 1477 01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:51,080 Up we go. 1478 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,320 Oh... 1479 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:53,960 [TENSE MUSIC] 1480 01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:00,760 Oh! 1481 01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:02,520 Bubbles. 1482 01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:05,160 Oh. My baby's alive. 1483 01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:07,440 I thought I'd lost you forever. 1484 01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:09,200 What's it doing on the floor? 1485 01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:10,640 He's chewed the ribbon. 1486 01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:12,120 Well, where's the medal? 1487 01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:14,720 Where's the medal? 1488 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,040 Oh. 1489 01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,640 Oh, Jesus. He didn't. He hasn't. 1490 01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:23,800 I think he's eaten it. He's eaten the bloody medal. 1491 01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:27,400 - Why would he eat the bloody medal? - He's got an iron deficiency. Don't. 1492 01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:29,560 Well we're going to have to cut him open. 1493 01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:32,800 Oh. Ah... 1494 01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:33,520 Okay. 1495 01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:35,080 What? No! 1496 01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:38,240 I wouldn't move him around that much. It might actually be lodged... 1497 01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:39,600 - Shut up. - Yep. Yep. 1498 01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:41,480 Go, go. 1499 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,040 Where's the dog? 1500 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:44,240 Brenda. 1501 01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:45,640 [BRENDA SOBBING] 1502 01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:47,360 You better get that dog back in here. 1503 01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:49,200 Please, Mum, I don't want to die. 1504 01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:51,960 BRENDA: Please don't do this, Peter. 1505 01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:54,000 Oh. It's okay. He's out on the lawn. 1506 01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:56,080 He's probably thrown it up. 1507 01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:58,160 Well, let's go. Move it. 1508 01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:00,800 - Ok. Yep, yep, yep. Go, go, go, go. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1509 01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:03,680 [BASS MUSIC] 1510 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:09,600 I don't know if this is poo or spew. 1511 01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:13,000 I don't think there's anything else out here, Jimmy. 1512 01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:14,800 Just keep looking. We've got to buy time. 1513 01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:16,560 So, Brenda... 1514 01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:21,280 What's your take on the 2,000-year-old wizard? 1515 01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:23,200 Do you mean God, Peter? 1516 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:26,360 Yeah. God, Jesus. 1517 01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:28,880 Oh, well, I just... I think all of it's lovely. 1518 01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:33,440 I could talk you through it someday, you know, if you've got the time. 1519 01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:40,680 Actually, one thing. 1520 01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:43,240 Did you know that you were named after a saint? 1521 01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:45,360 St Peter. 1522 01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:49,560 Is that right? What was he the saint of? 1523 01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:52,400 I don't know. I don't know what he was the saint of. 1524 01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:55,080 Probably had lovely blue eyes like you, though. 1525 01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:01,920 Jimmy don't act weird, okay, but Dick's back. 1526 01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:04,040 - Where? - Behind me. 1527 01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:05,240 [TENSE MUSIC] 1528 01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:09,920 What are you doing? 1529 01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:14,960 It's actually just a... a massaging technique. 1530 01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:18,680 Cos if he hasn't vomited, it's going to have to come out the other end. 1531 01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:21,120 I'm a vet. 1532 01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:24,200 Where's your gun, did you put it somewhere? 1533 01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:26,000 It's over the fence, next to the palm tree. 1534 01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:41,399 Hey Bren, what did he have for breakfast? 1535 01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:44,640 Just some organic ribeye and a chat potato. 1536 01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:46,160 - Right. - Yeah, and curries. 1537 01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,040 PETER: That dog's got a better diet than I have. 1538 01:08:49,480 --> 01:08:51,560 Happy to cook for you, Peter, any time. 1539 01:08:56,680 --> 01:09:00,040 Be little kinda, brownie maroon colour, chunks. 1540 01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:02,560 BRENDA: Look for a sea of brown. 1541 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:06,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1542 01:09:16,359 --> 01:09:18,800 All right, that's it. Time's up. Let's go. 1543 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:20,840 Oy, Savage. 1544 01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:25,160 I've got a little job for you while we wait. 1545 01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:30,840 PETER: Come on now. Chop, chop. 1546 01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:44,880 We're almost there. I can feel it. 1547 01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:47,279 Well, what's this breathing labour? 1548 01:09:48,319 --> 01:09:49,279 Is he dying or something? 1549 01:09:49,359 --> 01:09:50,640 Well, he did just swallow a medal. 1550 01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:52,399 He's got an iron defficiency. 1551 01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:54,200 Well, let's cut him open. 1552 01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:54,920 [WHIMPER] 1553 01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:58,360 You could, but I wouldn't recommend it, 1554 01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:00,280 cos then you've got rigor mortis swelling and... 1555 01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:02,080 Don't talk to me about rigor mortis mate. 1556 01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:04,840 I'm all over rigor mortis. 1557 01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:09,880 Put the gun down. 1558 01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:12,320 Oh, who the fuck are you? 1559 01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:17,800 I'm Santa Claus. 1560 01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:21,240 And you better leave this house or, 1561 01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:24,200 I'm gonna yippee-ki-yay, you mother... 1562 01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:27,480 Richard! Just please put the gun down. 1563 01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:29,760 What do you want? 1564 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,640 I came here to collect 20K that Jimmy owes me. 1565 01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:35,440 But no-one in this house has gotten any cash. 1566 01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:38,440 PETER: Which I still find very difficult to believe. 1567 01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:42,000 So I was just gonna shoot him, instead. 1568 01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:44,080 No, no, you can't shoot Jimmy. 1569 01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:46,160 Well, I'm a big fan of Savage here, 1570 01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:49,360 so then I was gonna take his footy medal from the '95 season. 1571 01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:52,920 But then the dog ate the medal, won't shit it out, 1572 01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:55,240 and now I have to shoot the fuckin dog to get the fuckin medal. 1573 01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:57,720 You don't have to fucking shoot the fucking anything, all right? 1574 01:10:57,840 --> 01:11:01,040 Because I have your money! 1575 01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:04,560 Is that a Scratchie? 1576 01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:05,760 Yep. 1577 01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:11,400 That's my Scratchie. 1578 01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:14,120 I'm so glad I could save you, Jimmy. 1579 01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:15,480 You mean the world to me. 1580 01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:17,560 Really? 1581 01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:19,480 Why? 1582 01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:22,320 Dick don't. 1583 01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:25,520 Well, seeing we're all living in the do or die, 1584 01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:27,400 I may as well come clean. 1585 01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:30,760 I'm Jimmy's son. 1586 01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:31,760 - What? 1587 01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:33,560 I mean, Jimmy is my son. 1588 01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:35,280 JIMMY: What? 1589 01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:36,360 JAMES: What are you talking about, 1590 01:11:36,440 --> 01:11:37,600 JAMES: you fuckin moron? 1591 01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:38,880 I'm Jimmy's dad. 1592 01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:40,360 - Oh... - Tell him, Brenda. 1593 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,840 Dick, you promised me. 1594 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:45,800 DICK: I should have done this years ago. 1595 01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:47,720 DICK: I met her first. 1596 01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:49,160 DICK: You remember? 1597 01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:52,400 I bought her a Brandy Alexander at the snow that time, 1598 01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:53,760 and you cut my lunch. 1599 01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:56,480 She only went with you because you had money. 1600 01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:58,120 Well, now I'm rich. 1601 01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:00,320 Wait, you haven't won nothing. 1602 01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:02,720 Haha. Yes, I have. Three pine cones. 1603 01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:04,160 Come here. 1604 01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:07,800 You got two pine cones and one pudding. 1605 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:11,320 You mixed up your pine cones with your pudding, you great pillock. 1606 01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:12,920 Shit. 1607 01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:14,640 You fucked my brother? 1608 01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:15,920 Come on. 1609 01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:17,920 You fucked my wife! 1610 01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:19,120 I'm sorry. 1611 01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:20,440 No! 1612 01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:22,080 I'm not sorry. 1613 01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,320 I'm gonna kill you, you bastard. 1614 01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:25,640 Brenda, help. 1615 01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:27,640 You fucked my wife! 1616 01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:28,760 James, stop! 1617 01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:30,440 She was lonely, all right? 1618 01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:32,280 And then I just sort of fell in. 1619 01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:34,640 Go on, you mother... 1620 01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:36,360 [STRUGGLE] 1621 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:37,200 [GUNSHOT] 1622 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:39,120 [FAST PACED MUSIC] 1623 01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:44,600 I should have done this hours ago. 1624 01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:47,920 [GUN COCKS] 1625 01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:50,080 Any last words, Savages? 1626 01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:51,720 BRENDA: No, please don't! 1627 01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:54,120 JAMES: No, no, no, no, mate. No, no, no, no. 1628 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:55,080 [WHACK] PETER: Ugh. 1629 01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:56,160 [BODY HITTING FLOOR] 1630 01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:58,800 JIMMY: Holy shit, Davina. 1631 01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:00,520 Get back, get back, get back! 1632 01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:04,680 Look. 1633 01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:08,040 DAVID: He's bloody out cold. 1634 01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:12,560 Don't do it, James. 1635 01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:14,080 LEIA: Daddy, don't! 1636 01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:17,960 Well, how about I just shoot his dick off, then? 1637 01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:21,080 James, it was one time. 1638 01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:23,480 One time, Brenda. And a bullseye. 1639 01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:26,200 And I lose another son. 1640 01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:30,040 BRENDA: I've stood by you all these years, James. 1641 01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:32,160 That must mean something. 1642 01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:34,600 James Savage, I made a mistake. 1643 01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:37,280 I did, but how many mistakes did you make? 1644 01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:40,600 He's my brother, Brenda. He's Richard! 1645 01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:45,400 Jesus Christ, all I've done my whole bloody life is provide for all of you. 1646 01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:47,200 And this is the thanks I get. 1647 01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:48,440 Stop it! 1648 01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:50,480 Maybe you deserve this. 1649 01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:51,680 What? 1650 01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:54,120 Maybe it's all over for us as a family. 1651 01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:58,200 Maybe this should be our last Christmas together. 1652 01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:00,960 Well I tell you what, it's going to be your last Christmas, mate. 1653 01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,280 Come out from behind her, you piece of shit! 1654 01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:04,480 DAVINA: Or... 1655 01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:07,960 Or maybe this is our first Christmas... 1656 01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:10,960 finally being real with each other. 1657 01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:14,880 Owning our shit and owning our hurt. 1658 01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:20,320 Davina's right. We all need to accept that we have all made mistakes. 1659 01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:21,960 Every single one of us. 1660 01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:23,280 James. 1661 01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:25,440 Drop the guns. 1662 01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:28,080 - Please. - Dad, put down the guns, please. 1663 01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:31,600 Listen to my son. Drop the g... 1664 01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:33,320 [HEADBUT. SQUEAL] 1665 01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:35,200 - Oh! - No, no, no. 1666 01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:36,320 [GRUNTING] [GUNSHOT] 1667 01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:38,080 - Oh! - Get out of it. 1668 01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:38,920 [GUNSHOT] 1669 01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:40,360 [BRENDA YELLS] [JAMES YELLS] 1670 01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:41,640 Oh, my God! Mum? 1671 01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:43,000 - Brenda! - Oh, Mum! 1672 01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:45,360 DICK: Brenda! 1673 01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:46,560 JAMES: Oh... 1674 01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:50,920 She's not moving. Call an ambulance. 1675 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,040 Yep. 1676 01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:54,320 KANE: Hello? Yeah, we need an ambulance. 1677 01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:55,960 Hey, you okay, Dick? 1678 01:14:56,520 --> 01:14:57,560 Call me Dad. 1679 01:14:57,920 --> 01:14:58,880 KANE: Well, there was an incident. 1680 01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:00,040 KANE: Yeah, there was like a penis, 1681 01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:01,800 - A gun, - Tell them we got three down. 1682 01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:03,400 Three down? Got it. I feel sick. 1683 01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:06,320 [THUD] 1684 01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:07,760 Make it four down. 1685 01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:10,880 KANE: Four, yeah. Maybe one dead. I don't know about the rest. 1686 01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:13,880 It's just... It's fucked. Just send someone. 1687 01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:15,000 Anyone! 1688 01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:26,360 Are you coming in? 1689 01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:31,600 Yeah, I'm not coming in, Dav. 1690 01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:33,320 What? 1691 01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:36,440 Look, I'm sorry about today, okay? 1692 01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:39,160 Today was the worst. 1693 01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:40,800 Well, I did warn you. 1694 01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:43,480 It's not them. It's you. 1695 01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:48,040 Today's got me thinking. I just, don't know the real you anymore. 1696 01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:50,440 Everyone's family makes them crazy. 1697 01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:51,880 Don't shrug it off like that. 1698 01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:54,600 Okay. I'm really sorry. 1699 01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:57,760 I just don't think you want what I want, Dav. 1700 01:15:58,720 --> 01:15:59,760 Yeah. 1701 01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:04,640 I'm not sure I want to be a parent. 1702 01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:07,280 Okay. 1703 01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:08,120 Wow. 1704 01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:10,120 DAVINA: Not yet, at least. 1705 01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:11,280 And you're right. 1706 01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:14,520 I might be more broken than I've realised. 1707 01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:22,320 DAVINA: Kane, I love you. 1708 01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:24,120 DAVINA: But I need time. 1709 01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:27,960 Obviously, I need to heal. 1710 01:16:30,040 --> 01:16:32,280 I would love it if you could be there when I do. 1711 01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:34,600 Please. 1712 01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:37,880 Okay. 1713 01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:47,560 I can't believe you hit Peter in the head with a potato penis. 1714 01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:48,760 [DAVINA CHUCKLES] 1715 01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:50,840 And that's not even the weirdest thing that's happened today. 1716 01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:52,240 KANE: At all. Now we've got to go. 1717 01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:09,040 Oh, my God. For the hundredth time, sit down. 1718 01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:15,160 Does Peter leave you in the car on all his jobs? 1719 01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:18,320 If we don't see anything, we can't be accessories. 1720 01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:19,800 Yeah. 1721 01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:21,040 Did Dad kill anyone today? 1722 01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:24,560 He has done a number on you kids, honestly. 1723 01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:27,920 DOCTOR: I'll get back to you on that. Brenda Savage. 1724 01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:32,040 DOCTOR: Ah, yes. So we're looking at a cerebral edema. 1725 01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:34,160 Right. What's that? 1726 01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:36,400 Is she? Sorry, is she okay? 1727 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:39,480 Ah, well, that's hard to say. 1728 01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:44,560 Ummm, layman's terms, big ass swelling on the brain. 1729 01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:48,520 DOCTOR: So we might have to put her into a drug-induced coma, which would suck. 1730 01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:54,800 DOCTOR: But we need to wait to see if that bloated brain of hers calms down. 1731 01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:58,280 Now, it was a chandelier, yeah? Mm. 1732 01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:02,000 Yeah, those things are brutal. They splinter into a thousand shards of glass 1733 01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:03,880 so very low survival rate there. 1734 01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:05,520 Sorry. 1735 01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:06,680 Oh, God. 1736 01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:12,440 DOCTOR: Anyway, ah, we will keep that monitored, but, um, 1737 01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:14,960 Yeah. Wouldn't want to be her. 1738 01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:20,400 And Christmas, so that's really particularly quite tragic. 1739 01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:23,240 - Is anyone here for Jeffrey Summers? - No, no, no. 1740 01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:24,680 This is the chandelier... 1741 01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:26,040 Oh, fuck. DOCTOR: The brain. 1742 01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:29,360 Smoke? 1743 01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:30,560 Yeah. 1744 01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:33,600 Meanwhile, just, uh, patience, yeah? 1745 01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:36,200 Thoughts and prayers. 1746 01:18:37,440 --> 01:18:38,520 NURSE: Oh, menthols! 1747 01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:41,280 [TENSE MUSIC] 1748 01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:45,800 [DAVID GROANS] 1749 01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:49,320 Do you realise that, Mum could die because of me? 1750 01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:51,400 It's not your fault. 1751 01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:53,440 I tell you what I learned today, that I, 1752 01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:56,320 I could have done a hell of a lot better by both of ya. 1753 01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:00,960 Look. 1754 01:19:01,480 --> 01:19:06,080 You might have been selfish, arrogant and egotistical. 1755 01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:07,320 Petty. 1756 01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:07,960 Controlling. 1757 01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:10,120 Oh, all right, all right. I get it. 1758 01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:13,000 But we do love you. 1759 01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:19,800 Listen, um, 1760 01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:23,360 I should have said this earlier today, but I'm, 1761 01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:27,760 actually really proud of who you've both become. 1762 01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:31,640 You were a footy star, turned chef. 1763 01:19:31,720 --> 01:19:34,680 And you were a bloody policeman, turned, um, 1764 01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:36,640 rapper. 1765 01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:38,360 You know, it's... 1766 01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:41,600 very proud. 1767 01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:46,200 [BIG SIGH] 1768 01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:48,080 I don't think I'll ever get over today. 1769 01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:52,720 But I, um, 1770 01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:55,480 I just hope that, um... 1771 01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:00,880 that you'll both still see me as your dad. 1772 01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:03,560 Of course you're our dad. 1773 01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:06,400 We just wanted to be loved for who we were. 1774 01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:09,080 You know, not what we did. 1775 01:20:11,160 --> 01:20:12,200 Exactly. 1776 01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:17,480 Right. 1777 01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:20,560 Hey, it'll be all right, Dad. 1778 01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:21,960 [DAVID GRUNTS] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1779 01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:24,000 [PASSING TIME MUSIC] 1780 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,040 Kids. She's gone. 1781 01:20:32,480 --> 01:20:33,520 [GASP] What? Oh my God. 1782 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:37,200 No, upstairs. Sorry, she's gone upstairs. 1783 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,480 Then why say gone, mate? DOCTOR: Sorry. 1784 01:20:39,560 --> 01:20:40,680 - Don't say gone. - Sorry. 1785 01:20:40,760 --> 01:20:42,840 It's a country hospital. It's my second triple shift 1786 01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:44,520 so I've just done a double triple. 1787 01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:46,720 You know, I've got no kids, so here I am. 1788 01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:49,400 Now, the brain swelling has subsided. 1789 01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:51,760 All she needed was some butterfly stitches 1790 01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:54,960 so no operation, and remarkably, 1791 01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:56,640 no brain damage. 1792 01:20:56,800 --> 01:20:59,520 She might seem a bit slow, so you might think there's a bit but, 1793 01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:00,640 she is okay. 1794 01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:02,000 - So we can see her? - No. 1795 01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:03,560 No, she's asked for, um... 1796 01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:05,760 Oh, fuck... 1797 01:21:07,080 --> 01:21:08,120 Lila! 1798 01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:09,120 Uh, Leia? 1799 01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:11,240 Leia. That's what I said. Come through. 1800 01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:18,320 More coffee? 1801 01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:20,240 Ah, yeah, babe. Thank you. 1802 01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:21,360 Coffee? 1803 01:21:21,440 --> 01:21:23,000 Ah, no thanks, Kane. I'm good. 1804 01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:27,280 What? 1805 01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:31,240 It's just the first time that you've used his name. 1806 01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:33,240 It's sweet. Oh. 1807 01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:36,680 Listen, um... 1808 01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:41,080 I never meant that you didn't exist. 1809 01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:43,920 I... I just that I, um... 1810 01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:46,160 I couldn't handle it. 1811 01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:49,560 I just... I kept thinking I was losing you. 1812 01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:52,280 Losing my best mate. 1813 01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:54,400 My boy. 1814 01:21:57,720 --> 01:22:01,880 I was so desperate to be what you wanted me to be. 1815 01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:05,120 And it broke my heart. 1816 01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:08,880 I couldn't give that anymore. 1817 01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:14,880 JAMES: Can I ask, 1818 01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:19,120 When did you stop feeling like David? 1819 01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:21,720 I never was David. 1820 01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:27,440 I know that that hurt you. 1821 01:22:29,440 --> 01:22:30,520 But it hurt me more. 1822 01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:34,200 I'm so sorry, Davina. 1823 01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:36,080 Me too. 1824 01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:48,440 I'm getting make-up on your footy jersey. 1825 01:22:48,520 --> 01:22:50,640 Oh, stop it, I'm hugging my daughter. 1826 01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:58,440 Well, if you were gonna go, death by chandelier is certainly en-vogue. 1827 01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:00,960 LEIA: But I'm glad you didn't die. 1828 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:03,040 [SIGH] 1829 01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:05,880 BRENDA: I only kept the good letters, Lei Lei. 1830 01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:07,600 The others weren't pretty. 1831 01:23:09,480 --> 01:23:12,400 We tried to support your birth mum as much as we could, 1832 01:23:12,480 --> 01:23:14,280 but she just kept wanting more. 1833 01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:16,600 BRENDA: We had to cut her off. 1834 01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:20,640 BRENDA: And then when she wanted you back, 1835 01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:23,640 you were my baby, I couldn't give you up. 1836 01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:26,400 You are always going to be my mum. 1837 01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:28,840 - But I deserved the truth. - You did. 1838 01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:35,800 I have kept so many secrets for so long, they've eaten me alive. 1839 01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:41,960 Hunter and I separated, Mum. 1840 01:23:42,960 --> 01:23:45,600 I messed up really bad this time. 1841 01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:47,160 BRENDA: I figured. 1842 01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:50,840 You and I cut from the same cloth, aren't we? 1843 01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:55,360 I don't know who I am anymore. 1844 01:23:56,680 --> 01:23:57,960 I don't know if I ever did. 1845 01:23:58,600 --> 01:23:59,840 Well go and find out. 1846 01:24:00,560 --> 01:24:02,320 Before you're too far gone like me. 1847 01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:05,440 Hey, nobody's too far gone. 1848 01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:10,000 We could find ourselves together? 1849 01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:12,960 PETER: Oh, stop. You're breaking my heart. 1850 01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:16,040 PETER: Shall I start playing a violin for you's? 1851 01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:20,000 LEIA: Oh, he's in your room? 1852 01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:21,280 Peter?! 1853 01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:25,040 Has that dog taking a shit yet? 1854 01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:29,200 I would think your first question would be, how are my kids? 1855 01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:31,720 Oh, yeah. How are my kids? 1856 01:24:32,520 --> 01:24:33,800 Fine, Peter. 1857 01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:36,800 DICK: Brenda Savage, the love of my life. 1858 01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:38,640 Oh, Dick. 1859 01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:42,160 Leia, wheel me over to Brenda. 1860 01:24:42,320 --> 01:24:44,120 Oh, look, you're fine where you are, Dick. 1861 01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:50,720 DICK (SINGING): In the bleak mid-winter, long, long ago. 1862 01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:53,520 Oh, it was one time, okay? 1863 01:24:53,680 --> 01:24:58,120 She's just not that into you, mate. Get over it. 1864 01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:02,960 Thank you, Peter. 1865 01:25:08,680 --> 01:25:09,720 No. 1866 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,600 Oy, do you reckon it'll be soon, Kane? 1867 01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:14,400 Yeah, I'd say so. 1868 01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:18,800 You can't give up the medal, Dad. It's a part of you, your legacy. 1869 01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:22,440 Well, I appreciate that, Davina, I do. But he's a dangerous man, and it's, 1870 01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:24,840 going back on a deal is not a good idea. 1871 01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:26,000 100%. 1872 01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:30,840 Why don't you give him the spa? There's at least fifty grand in that, yeah? 1873 01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:32,840 The spa? Oh, well I don't know about that. 1874 01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:37,200 You guys can go and visit her now. 1875 01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:38,760 Oh. 1876 01:25:40,440 --> 01:25:41,480 Good luck. 1877 01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:45,160 Oh, um, sorry, you can't take the dog in there. 1878 01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:46,440 Well, he's going to do a poo soon. 1879 01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:47,320 Ugh. 1880 01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:49,520 - Well I can't leave him. - Well take him outside then. 1881 01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:51,200 Well. Can you take him outside? 1882 01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:52,760 Please? 1883 01:25:54,320 --> 01:25:55,360 Okay... 1884 01:25:57,520 --> 01:26:00,840 Oh, Bren, Bren, I'm so happy you're okay. 1885 01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:06,000 PETER'S SON: Hey, Dad. Hello son. 1886 01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:09,840 PETER'S SON: Dad, did you kill anyone? 1887 01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:11,920 Plenty of time for that, son. 1888 01:26:14,480 --> 01:26:15,840 How's my medal coming along? 1889 01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:18,000 The medal isn't happening. 1890 01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:20,280 What, so I'm back to knocking Jimmy then? 1891 01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:22,960 We're going to give you a brand new spa instead. 1892 01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:24,120 Final offer. 1893 01:26:24,240 --> 01:26:26,720 A spa? What am I going to do with a spa? 1894 01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:28,600 We had a deal. 1895 01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:33,960 Or, we could make a deal that I call Child Protective Services. 1896 01:26:34,320 --> 01:26:35,440 How about that, Peter? 1897 01:26:35,680 --> 01:26:37,200 The spa got all them mods and that? 1898 01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:39,480 It's imported. Hand-crafted. 1899 01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:42,960 If I can't get 20K for this alleged spa, 1900 01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:46,600 I'm going to come back and bust all your kneecaps. Alright, Jimmy? 1901 01:26:46,680 --> 01:26:48,880 You'll get more than 20K, pal. It's German. 1902 01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:52,000 And it's the only thing you're getting today, besides a concussion. 1903 01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:55,760 Thanks for that, sis. 1904 01:26:56,200 --> 01:26:57,240 Love you. 1905 01:26:57,680 --> 01:26:58,720 I love you, too. 1906 01:26:59,760 --> 01:27:01,280 I love you, too, Jimmy. 1907 01:27:01,440 --> 01:27:02,360 [CHUCKLES] 1908 01:27:02,440 --> 01:27:03,480 Come to Daddy. [CHUCKLES] 1909 01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:05,280 You okay? 1910 01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:08,720 Yeah. I am now my big baby boy. 1911 01:27:09,360 --> 01:27:10,120 [CHUCKLES] 1912 01:27:10,160 --> 01:27:13,440 Ho, ho, ho, hey? All's well that ends well. 1913 01:27:13,920 --> 01:27:18,440 The only sad thing is that we didn't get to enjoy Brenda's delicious turkey. 1914 01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:19,560 Hey. 1915 01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:21,440 Shut up. 1916 01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:22,840 I would have eaten it. 1917 01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:24,200 You're right, Dad. I got ya. 1918 01:27:28,280 --> 01:27:29,320 Am I in your crew? 1919 01:27:29,360 --> 01:27:30,160 Yeah. 1920 01:27:30,440 --> 01:27:32,320 [RAPPING] Here we are in the hospital. 1921 01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:33,640 [RAPPING] It's impossible. 1922 01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:36,920 [RAPPING] 1923 01:27:37,280 --> 01:27:38,640 - Yeah, nice. - You like it? 1924 01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:41,280 Yeah, it's good. It's just umm, you know, 1925 01:27:41,360 --> 01:27:43,240 you're a beginner. It just takes a bit longer. 1926 01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:44,440 My brother. 1927 01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:47,040 JIMMY: I'll come back and pick you up, okay? 1928 01:27:50,720 --> 01:27:51,760 DAVINA: To family. 1929 01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:53,120 Grudges aside. 1930 01:27:53,200 --> 01:27:55,680 - Yay. - Cheers! 1931 01:27:58,080 --> 01:27:59,960 Kelly. What are you doing here? 1932 01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:01,600 Well I tried calling you, but your phone was off. 1933 01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:04,040 - Oh. - Umm, hi all. 1934 01:28:04,520 --> 01:28:06,320 Sorry babe, I was on my burner. 1935 01:28:06,640 --> 01:28:08,000 - Oh. - Sorry. 1936 01:28:08,720 --> 01:28:09,760 Merry Christmas. 1937 01:28:11,080 --> 01:28:13,280 So, sorry, you're Kelly? 1938 01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:16,760 Oh, yes, sorry. I had family dramas yesterday. 1939 01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:18,840 - What happened to your face? - Well, it's a long story. 1940 01:28:18,920 --> 01:28:20,280 You missed quite the day yesterday. 1941 01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:22,920 - Oh, what did I miss? - Oh shit, I 1942 01:28:23,280 --> 01:28:25,080 I forgot to get Dick from the hospital. 1943 01:28:25,120 --> 01:28:26,200 Can you take me? 1944 01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:27,680 Who's Dick? 1945 01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:29,560 Oh, he's my uncle and he dressed up as Santa Claus, 1946 01:28:29,640 --> 01:28:32,000 and then we found out that my mum and him... 1947 01:28:32,320 --> 01:28:33,360 Um... What? 1948 01:28:34,840 --> 01:28:35,560 Let's get out of here. 1949 01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:36,760 Oh, okay. 1950 01:28:37,040 --> 01:28:38,880 See ya. Um, bye. 1951 01:28:41,960 --> 01:28:42,920 She's hot. 1952 01:28:43,160 --> 01:28:44,240 She is... 1953 01:28:45,120 --> 01:28:46,680 Do you think she's, Ukrainian? 1954 01:28:47,720 --> 01:28:50,520 Oh, oh, oh! I've got it! I've got it! 1955 01:28:51,040 --> 01:28:53,760 Oh, you bloody beauty, come to Daddy. 1956 01:28:53,840 --> 01:28:54,920 Yes! 1957 01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:59,960 Your beauty! It's like 1995 all over again! 1958 01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:02,440 [ALL CHEERING] 1959 01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:06,000 Come on Bubbles. Too slow. Come on. 1960 01:29:06,440 --> 01:29:08,640 JAMES: Oh he's passed ya. He's passsed ya! 1961 01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:11,040 Yes! [CHUCKLING] 1962 01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:14,600 [MUSIC] 1963 01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:18,320 I actually don't mind Christmas now. 1964 01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:21,000 I absolutely hate it now, thanks. 1965 01:29:22,040 --> 01:29:23,920 Davina! Wait! 1966 01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:30,280 These should be yours, darling. 1967 01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:32,520 [SOFT MUSIC] 1968 01:29:39,920 --> 01:29:40,960 Thanks, Mum. 1969 01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:46,480 We should, uh, we should get going. 1970 01:29:47,160 --> 01:29:48,200 Yeah. 1971 01:29:53,320 --> 01:29:54,360 Hey. 1972 01:29:55,120 --> 01:29:56,880 Ah, don't be strangers. 1973 01:29:59,080 --> 01:30:00,120 We can't be. 1974 01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:01,680 We're family. 1975 01:30:15,120 --> 01:30:17,960 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 1976 01:30:38,120 --> 01:30:39,240 [RAP SONG] 131060

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