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Well, hi there, folks. Thanks for tuning
in to the Family Dating Game. I'm your
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host, Ryan Driller, and today our man of
the hour is Nathan.
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He's a guy who describes himself as
outgoing, fun, and always looking for a
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time. And he's here today to chat with
our three special ladies.
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I select one to be his date.
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Well, Nathan, are you ready to start
meeting your bachelorette?
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I'm really excited. Let's get this
started. All right.
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Well, first up, we have Bachelorette
number one. She's a shy girl who loves
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reading and sitting at home by the pool.
But don't let that fool you. She says
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she loves to go skinny dipping and
enjoys naked sushi, too.
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Please meet Sawyer.
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Hi, Sawyer.
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Welcome to the show.
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Up next is Bachelorette number two.
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She's a musician with a free spirit who
doesn't want to be tied down.
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Not listening to that.
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She's adventurous and daring. And this
is Molly.
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And last up, we've got Bachelorette
number three.
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She's a sweet girl who says she loves
having fun and enjoying spending time
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her family.
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She loves board games, puzzles, and
shopping.
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Chanel, welcome to the show.
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Hi, Chanel.
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All right.
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Well, I think it's time to turn it over
to you so we can let you get to know
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your Bachelorette.
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Fantastic. A lot of good voices over
there. They sound like it. All right.
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All right, ladies.
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Why should I pick you guys instead of
any of the beautiful girls in my school?
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Bachelorette number one.
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Well, I'm not just good looking. I'm
smart. I'm funny.
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I think I'm great.
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Sounds good to me.
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Well, that's great, but I think you need
more than just a pretty face to please
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a man.
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Oh, and...
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You have that?
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Well, yeah. I know lots of ways to make
my man happy.
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Ooh, okay.
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Bachelor number three?
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Well, I mean, all of that is good and
all, but besides being extremely hot,
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super fun, active, and interesting.
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So I'll definitely keep you on your toes
inside and outside the bedroom.
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All right, next question.
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Bachelorette number three.
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I like to work out and build up a good
sweat, so I'm wondering how you would
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actually cool me off.
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Well, first, I would strip you down so
you're butt naked, and then I would take
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all the ice cubes out the freezer and
trail them down your body while I suck
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your cock.
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Oh, yeah!
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Okay, goddamn.
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Next bachelorette.
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I think I'd take a little nice approach
and give you like your favorite drink,
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like a sweet tea or whatever you're
feeling.
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You already know me so well. I love
sweet tea.
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Cold beverages on a hot day are really
nice, but I would give you a cold shower
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to cool off after that. But don't worry.
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I'd be in there to wash your back too.
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All right.
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Next question for bachelorette number
two.
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What is your ideal first date? And
convince me that we would actually have
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good time together.
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My ideal first date, I would take you
out for a very nice dinner for two.
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And it would be so yummy. And then we
would go under the table for a little
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dessert. Next bachelorette.
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I enjoy pool days. So I think us getting
naked by the pool, no tan lines, and
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I'd run sunscreen all over your butt.
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Other places, too.
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Well, I do love to know its landlines.
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Great day. Next batch of rent.
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Well, you know, going out is fun and
all, and I'm known to be pretty
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adventurous, but I would just order
whatever you want to eat at home and
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please you in any way I can while maybe
we watch a football game or something.
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Yeah, sometimes I like to have a lazy
day, too, at home.
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Wow. Yeah.
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Lazy day. Wowza.
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All right, ladies, last question.
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If you could have any three wishes
granted, what would they be?
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Go.
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I think I'd do a pool day all the time.
Perfect pool weather.
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Maybe some sushi, get naked.
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And, of course, have a great bachelor
like you with me all the time.
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Well, that sounds like fun.
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Nice lady.
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I guess if I could grant or have three
wishes granted.
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My first wish would be to have a very
nice beach day, a relaxing day with my
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man. And then we would listen to some
good music and, you know, just have a
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time. And then we would bring it back
home and get really naughty.
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I love music, and I do like getting
frisky.
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Well, my first wish would be for an
intimately web hoodie so that you could
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me all day, every day.
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My second wish would be that I never got
sore so we could keep going with the
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first wish. And my third wish would be
that I could fit your cock all the way
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down my throat, balls and everything.
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Yeah.
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That also sounds really nice. Wow. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, wow.
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That is.
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That is something. That is a thing. That
is something.
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So on that note, I think it might be
time you have to choose which one of
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lovely ladies you want to go on a date
with.
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So, bachelor number one.
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I love the idea of being by the pool
with you.
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And you like books and reading. You want
a library. I think that sounds amazing.
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But I'm just not sure if we'd connect
that way.
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Now, bachelor number two.
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You like music. You play guitar.
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You want to get freaky at a concert?
That is blowing my mind.
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But I'm not sure if we would mesh as
well as Bachelorette number three, who
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just blowing my mind with every answer
she gives.
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So, Bachelorette number three.
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Well, all right. Bachelorette number
three, come meet your lucky date.
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Hi, Stepbro. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. You chose your stepsister.
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I wish I kept her with you.
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Can we even do that?
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I really wasn't expecting this. Oh, come
on. Don't worry. It'll be fun.
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It's just a little date.
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Yeah, yeah.
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This chick got everything.
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Should we have food or something?
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I mean, I've got dinner between my legs.
And dessert, too.
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Oh.
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It's crazy. I want to date my step
-sister.
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I mean, it's not really that crazy.
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I've seen the way you look at me, and
I'm surprised you didn't notice, you
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hearing my voice and all.
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No, I had no idea. I just, um... I don't
know if I didn't know you were such a
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freak.
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There's a lot that you don't know about
me.
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Like what?
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You want to find out?
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I don't.
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Yeah.
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Yes. No. Yeah.
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Wow. They have great chemistry.
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Yeah. You guys should definitely kiss.
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Come on. Just a little kiss.
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Don't tell me you're scared.
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Here.
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I'll do you one better.
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Wow.
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I wish I could get a month of that
action.
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That's so hot.
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You can do whatever you want.
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Really?
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Yeah, maybe I'll watch it anyway.
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Oh my
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God.
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oh my god it's so perfect
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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I want to feel you inside of me.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, my
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God.
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I think it's your turn to get the cock.
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Thank you.
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Oh my God.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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I don't want to do that.
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Thank you.
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oh my god oh my god
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Shit!
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I love
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you. I
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love you.
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oh my
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god
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I love you.
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Oh, my
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God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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He has gifts for me. He has gifts for
me. He's going to make me look good.
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Oh, my God.
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Where was the high five? Where's the
spirit?
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Sometimes a girl games you.
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I'm a greedy little fucking girl.
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Oh my god.
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Oh,
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God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, my God.
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Alright guys, I think it's time for our
reward.
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I think you all know what I want.
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Oh, look at this little cell.
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One, two, three.
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I want it all over me.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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All over my fucking tits.
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Oh, my God.
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I call that a successful game show.
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Wow. Well, this has definitely been the
hottest episode of a family dating show
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I think we've ever had.
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I'm Ryan Driller. Thanks for tuning in.
Congrats to all four of you.
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