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Yeah, the tattoo's supposed to be bigger, but they ran out of ink.

That is a really beautiful tribute.

Thanks. Thought it was a pretty cool way to let people know my wife died.

I'm glad that's out of the way.

You always a Chardonnay girl? Oh, yeah. I always go Chard on the first date

because I want the guy to know that I like to party, but I'm also an adult.

That's why if they have dynamite shrimp on the menu, I always go with that.

Because shrimp, I think, is very classy. Yeah. But dynamite.

It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yeah, it's dangerous.

Yeah. Anything could happen.

Anything could happen. Yeah.

Can I look at that again? Oh, you know what? We can put this away.

You know, I don't even know how you're here right now.

I've known about it longer than you have.

Yeah, but doesn't this kind of feel like you're cheating on her?

Well, now it does, a little.

You know, my daughter and I have been through a lot, but we're doing so much

better now. Do you have a daughter?

I do, yeah.

A little girl lost her mom.

She's 18.

But, yeah, yeah, she got sad.

I'm sorry.

Why don't we change the subject to something easy? Where are you from?

Okay, you got this.

Just name a city.

The Bears.

The Bulls. I just can't get over what happened to your wife.

Oh, no.

I just think you're a really good guy.

God gives us the hardest battle to the strongest warriors.

Have you ever heard that? I'm so sorry.

How was your date?

She cried so hard she threw up. Look, you're making strides just by putting

yourself out there.

I'm proud of you.

That means a lot.

Stop staring at me like you were the last dog in the shelter.

You guys ready?

Yeah, I'm ready, but I think Fido here might need a minute.

Why are you so afraid of meaningful eye contact?

I'm upset.

I think I'm going to mess with Dad and say I want one now. Get knocked up by

of our sons, I'll give you 50 grand.

You just offered to pay a teenager for sex.

Yeah, and?

So why are you guys doing three days alone?

We want time to bond as a family.

Aw. Whatever.

Yeah, plus Liz is here so much, we don't want Sutton to think she's the mom,

Charlie's the dad, and I'm the sexy rent boy keeping things fun. No one thinks

that. You're 40.

All right, let's see if you're ready to fly solo.

Yeah, let's do it. How do you know when her diaper's wet? Oh, come on. Easy. The

line turns blue. Listen for the squish.

If you're going to brunch, what is she going to wear?

We are not going to brunch. She has not been vaccinated yet. But once she does,

it's going to be a drag brunch, and she's going as Lady Goo Goo Gaga.

Lay. Okay, I slept with Matthew's old favorite bunny so I can leave my

scent for her.

Wait, no, no.

No stuffed animals in the crib. She could suffocate.

That was your final test.

You passed.

Pulled that one out of my sexy 21 -year -old ass.

All right.

Listen up, Sutton.

Don't forget me.

I'm being for real.

People stop me on the street and they ask me about my moisture barrier.

Oh, I believe it. And you know what I tell them?

Nothing. My glow, my business.

Now, stop trying to distract me, okay? This is the third time I've asked you

about yourself and you've changed the subject, which is a record.

Congrats. Thank you.

Taking control of the last two minutes?

Why do Mark and Donna say you have a dark cloud around you? I don't know.

I barely see Donna at work.

I mean, we don't even hang out on the weekends anymore because she's so busy

with her kids.

You must miss her.

She's a work friend.

Besides, she's like 10 years older than me. I got a best friend who I think is

at least maybe 90. It's not a big deal.

I have plenty of other people in my life.

Look, I got my 10 ,000 hours doing this.

You're hiding some real pain.

I know it's your job to poke around in here or whatever, but I'm good.

OK, well, then what do you do for fun?

Bunch of things.

There's a cider bar actually around the corner in Old Town that has bar trivia.

The guys there are, like, dork cute at best, but why does that make you sad?

It doesn't. I'm sad because our time is up, and you finally gave me something I

can write in my notebook here.

Look, bar trivia.

I think I've got some extra time if you want to talk a little more.

Later, gator.

Oh, ball.

Hey, Gab, what's up?

Dr. Patel was supposed to do a Q &A at my psych class tomorrow, but she just

bailed at the last minute. Can you just fucking do it?

Yes, but that's the angriest anyone's ever asked me for a favor.

Sorry, dude. My IQ's brickwalling me. You want to take this shit outside?

Hey, I gotta go. Um, not to brag, but I'm at the doctor's office with Paul.

Calm diddly -dee. He finally fucking asked you. I've done it like a million

times. Enjoy.

Okay, bye.

Why'd you wait so long to ask me to be your appointment buddy?

Because you call it appointment, buddy.

That's fair.

Looks like you responded well to antibiotics. The UCI cleared up.

Yes! I knew it. So, Paul, sometimes I have patients struggling with the

emotional toll of Parkinson's.

Could I ever refer them to you? I think it'd be helpful to talk to someone who's

also going through it.

Of course.

Wait a minute. Does this mean I'm good to go back to work?

I see no reason why you can't.

You wanna do it with me?

I actually do.

Yeah!

Help me carry this weight that's dragging me down.

Pull me out of the dream before I start to drown.

Let the wreckage all sink to where the fishes are thriving.

I wanna hear myself sing again.

I want to hear myself think again.

Oh, and don't forget your meds.

What is this sigh for?

It's just that these last couple weeks are morning walks.

Breakfast in bed.

Usually I don't like it when you drink and I'm not supposed to. Yeah.

You did give a whole new meaning to bottomless mimosa.

It's been pretty nice.

You want slow mornings together every day for the rest of our lives?

Sign me up.

But I've got four more old guys with Parkinson's where I'm going.

So this.

That's your kink? Oh, yeah, baby.

It's so much better when you do it.

Anyway, I asked for what I wanted, like you said, and I was so scared, but I got

the promotion.

Wally, that is amazing.

I'm so proud of you. What a great place to end today.

But, hey, today I want you to leave without one of your classic doorknob

disclosures. I want you to walk out without vomiting out any new

problems until...

Next session.

This is a normal pace.

Hey! Okay, but I am worried about what I'm going to wear my first day, and I'm

also worried that now that I'm in a position of power, I might grab

butt. Okay, what? I waited until after I stepped outside of the door to speak.

Also, mostly, though, I'm worried about this public speaking thing I have to do.

I have to give a presentation, and I know they say to picture people in their

underwear, but I'm worried that then I'm going to get horny, and when I get

horny... I get very sweaty and it's... Hey, hey, hey.

Talk about it next week.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm going to text you later.

Uh -uh.

Hands off, you Hamburglar -ass bitch.

These are to welcome Paul back.

Oh, okay. Yeah.

I've been thinking about my ass. What if you shake things up a little bit? I

don't know, meet her outside the office. Yeah, not myself.

I'm more of a boundaries girly. I'm not saying break the rules, Gab. I'm just

saying bend them a little.

I'm talking five miles over the speed limit.

I'm talking have a donut before Paul arrives and then shuffle him around so

doesn't notice.

No to that. Even bigger no on my end. The goat is back.

Oh, thank God.

There he is.

Hey, we got you donuts.

Welcome back.

Thank you.

Have a great day.

Jimmy's about to get Fletcher at my class today, so we're headed out.

Yeah. Wait a second. You're both leaving?

Yeah. You okay?

It's just that...

You know, first day back at work, a little rusty.

Oh, shit. I don't have to leave, you know. I could probably speak to Gabby's

class next week.

Gotcha. Peace out, suckers.

I'm fine.

I can talk to Gabby's class next week.

Why is she still red and screaming?

What's wrong, baby girl?

What do you want? Would you like $100?

Ooh, get some more.

This is funny.

I mean, it's sick. I'm worried about you.

It's funny.

Watch this.

Bicycle her.

What is happening?

Tia? What the actual fuck?

She's gassy.

Bicycle her legs.

Oh, we do it like this. Right, right, right. That's it. That's it. Oh, yeah.

We're cycling.

You're cycling.

Good job, party.

Thank you so much.

Damn it, Liz. You said this is Matthew's bunny. Calm down. You love being on

camera. I do.

Send me the photos.

Bye, Liz.

Well, that was fun while it lasted. Hey, we have visitors.

Be cool.

We are being cool.

Marisol, this is Derek, Liz, and Alice.

What a nice surprise.

Stop it, man. You texted me like 50 times. I know she's over there. I want

meet her. What? No.

Derek is overexcited that Sean is finally bringing a girl home. Full

he is going to be checking your comings and goings from our deck.

He's what?

Don't worry. He can't see anything that goes on in the pool house.

Sean says that you make an amazing cup of coffee, and he keeps talking about

some toilet from God, but I feel like he's overselling that.

You can't oversell it. You and your butt.

Will not be disappointed.

Babe, don't talk about her butt. I'm not describing it. I'm just saying.

It will be happy.

Oh.

Yeah, it's Will.

Hey, bud.

What's up?

This is fucking ridiculous. I'm not doing this anymore, okay? Okay. Slow

All right.

Matthew crashing here isn't working.

The place is a mess. Peyton won't even sleep here anymore.

There's a Peyton? Who is Peyton? Nice try.

Never come over for coffee and toilet. Oh, and just like that, your old news. I

don't know how to do this gracefully, but I have to check out the can.

Through there, to your left.

We will figure it out, okay, bud?

Love you. Love you.

Okay, love you too.

What are we going to do with this kid?

Holy shit!

It warms your butt?

Yep. Oh, now she's going to want to sleep over all the time.

I'm pretty sure I took care of that last night. Oh.

Are you proud of talking like that?

Well, not anymore.

Seriously?

He's the one who's proud of it. I'm just standing here.

Hi. Keisha.

Gabby's favorite.

And I'm wondering if you'd write me a letter of recommendation.

You've asked every guest speaker. You have 23 letters of recommendation.

Whoa. I like you, Keisha.

24. Don't you have that same sweater?

Oh, yeah. I was at her house and I got chilly, so I still live.

Pretty sure she's single black female in me, honestly.

I mean, what?

Right. No, I was just surprised that a boundaries girly let Keisha in her

You're a bad boundaries girly.

I heard it. I know. That's not sexual. I'm sorry.

Keisha is a student, not a patient like Maya. Why are you on my jock about her?

Gabby, you and I have always been a tad bit competitive.

But I think maybe that's why you're so resistant. You're afraid that jimmying

might actually work.

Because, you know, gabbing ain't cutting it.

Okay, that's it.

Now this is happening.

Um, class, change of plans.

Originally, I was going to have my colleague, Dr. Laird, talk to you about

cognitive restructuring in a clinical setting. But instead, I'm going to have

him try to defend a newish technique that he egomaniacally named after

Dr.

Laird. Here we go.

Jiming.

Like gravity.

iPods. Jello. These were all radical ideas.

Until someone...

Was brave enough to dream.

Yes, young dreamer.

Isn't jimmying a word already?

That's why I love it.

I am jimmying the mind.

Why would you write that down? He just said nonsense.

Great work today.

But never say, I'm all about the money ever again.

It makes me hate you a little.

Great to have you back.

Thank you.

No.

Yes.

A kid like Matthew is going to have a hard time adjusting when you stop

him and challenge him to be independent.

But the main thing is I'm not your therapist.

All right, fine.

You're lost.

But you're going to help me. You know why?

Because you're going to shoot me if I don't?

No.

Because I'm giving you this.

What are we doing here?

You know what that is.

You're one of the only people who hates being vulnerable more than I do.

It's a tough shit.

I think you're so smart and inspiring, Paul.

And I guess I just wanted to say I'm really grateful and I

love you.

And you don't have to say it back, though I'll forever judge you if you

I'll live.

I love how shiny it is.

I know. It's a good one.

I love you.

I'm going to tell everyone that you said that.

No one's going to fucking believe you.

Just tell me what to do with my kid.

We had hoped that by kicking you out, you'd find your own way.

But you haven't. No, you have not.

So helpful.

But luckily...

I have a new rock friend who said we could help you, but we just can't do it

you. Yeah, these walls had mold, but it's gone now.

You can stay here. Rent -free will make sure you don't starve as long as you

work. And I mean the whole shebang.

Tiling, painting, putting up new drywall. I don't know how to do that.

what Professor YouTube is for.

No, no, no.

Don't eat our broke son's candy.

You know being a hard -ass lowers my blood sugar.

You're fine.

All right, I'm going to go pick up the blazer I had altered.

You will have no idea what I eat along the way. I will.

It'll end when you get a job.

Now let me show you your bedroom.

You shouldn't have any problems waking up early. Because I removed all the

curtains from the windows.

I like curtains.

Yes, that's it.

So what made you take the leap from traditional CBT to recklessly

your client's life?

At first, it was for me. I was going through something.

But now, when a patient first comes to me, they're often so hopeless.

And if I break a traditional boundary, they get to see how far I'm willing to

to help them. And honestly, I can sometimes see their hope creeping back.

Fuck it. Fuck it. I'm sorry.

But you're giving life, coach.

Yes, Keisha. Snaps for Keisha.

What is that?

What is this?

What is this?

Snaps. They do it like, yes, queen. That's what it means.

If you're not adhering to the code of ethics, what stops you from going too

over the line?

I trust my moral compass.

Tell them about that time you had your patients strip down to a tidy whitey's

and swim with your friends. That was not phrased fairly. And you know it. Wait,

didn't one of your clients push her husband off a mountain?

It was a hill.

It was a tall, very steep hill.

Hill. That was not a great outcome. However, I have done a lot of soul

-searching since then, and I have come to realize, frankly, that guy was a real

dick. Oh, my God.

That's messed up.

Honestly, I feel bad for your client.

Can I respond to that?

No, you may not, random student.

I am one of Jimmy's patients.

Oh, I dreamed of it going like this.

I have OCD, and before I met Jimmy, I held my breath.

to prevent bad things from happening.

I had inside clothes and outside clothes, but now I have a part -time

relationship with a dog and I never hold my breath anymore. I haven't passed out

in six months.

Don't get me wrong, I still have stuff to work on, like my fear of public

speaking. Jimmy brought me here to practice and I was like, you're banana

but oh my God, this is public and I'm speaking. I'm public speaking.

Damn right you are.

Oh, you guys.

This, to me, is worth the risk.

What other therapist would come to my home, sit on my bed, and tell me I'm

amazing? What? Hey, it was not a bed.

No, no, it's a couch that turns into a bed. But it was in couch mode. Okay, so,

there you have it.

If I could, I would erase all of your memories with one of those men in black

flashy things.

Let's just pretend this never happened.

It's kind of fun in here.

And messy.

Anyway, Connor sent us to get a sweatshirt back.

Tell Connor I don't have his stupid 2012 L .A. King Stanley Cup champion's

hoodie. You're literally wearing a sweatshirt with those exact words on it.

Shit.

You guys want some weed gummies? They'll fuck you all the way up.

Okay, I would love to get fully fucked up. I will take six.

Where are they? I had a whole giant bag here.

Oh, shoot.

Buddy,

there's no easy way to say this.

They got your dick.

Everything okay?

Sir?

Yeah, but you may have to call an ambulance.

I've been poisoned.

I'm just a little bit dying.

Just a little bit dying.

And Liz, last message.

Listen, I'm sorry I never found this.

Anyway,

oh, and I'm dying.

But I don't want you to have to wait too long to find.

Love again. Maybe like eight years.

Okay. Bye forever.

This is your husband, Derek.

Derek? Well played, fucker. You outlived me.

Yeah, till I'm never gonna get her.

Uh, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Two cents a day.

Bitch. Well, of course I'll make sure they don't get Sutton. But who do you

think wants to kill both you and my baby? They want to kill cute people?

Well, that came from me.

It's more than likely.

I'm under fire right now.

I'm under fire.

Brian, do something.

Don't touch it! Don't touch it! Okay, buddy.

Sit down. Hold on a second.

Just give me one second.

I think I scared him and sat down.

Liz, I know you're listening.

Go get your phone. They're taking Derek to the hospital.

Oh, shit.

So, Marisol, is this a situation ship, or are you guys planning a soft launch?

See? I listen to you when you talk.

We're having fun.

Marisol's great. She was actually killing it in Miami, but her dad got

she came home to be with him.

I respect that. What could be more important than being with your family?

No argument here.

Hey, we're getting to the end of the session. You going to sit there and

or do you have an issue?

She hasn't changed at all.

Kind of crazy, fun, up for anything.

I used to be like that.

But what happens when she realizes I'm not that guy anymore?

So you have a future imaginary problem that you just made up.

Sorry, can't make me give a shit.

Why don't we just focus on how cool it is that you're in such a good place that

we're talking about girl problems.

Yeah, it is kind of great, right?

Come on, it wasn't that bad.

And you know I hate it when you do, sad boy.

Just do me a favor, Gab.

You set me up. It was mean.

Okay, well, you made friends with Louis without asking me how I felt about it.

Now? You're bringing this up now?

Yes, I feel like I need it now. You want a pizza?

Order a pizza.

And yes, I will.

I'll call the FBI for you.

I got to go.

Stand by for a call from Dirk. He's high as fuck.

Gab, I know I can be relentless.

I'm sorry, but I really was trying to help you. God damn it. I don't mean

anything by it. I just don't take advice about my patient.

A lot of texts I have from you. It says, I wonder if you can give me some advice

about my patient.

Damn it, Paul. I was almost out of it. Why are you lying to me?

I'm not lying. Why are you being such a big fat boy?

Hey, Paul.

Dr. Seitz sent me.

I'm sort of interrupting what I assume to be a group therapy session for people

who are angry at being tall.

These are the doctors.

Well, that inspires confidence.

Nice meeting you.

You too.

I understand that you lost faith in me.

I would too.

But I'm trying to move forward.

I really wish that you would find a way to trust me again.

Admit it, you haven't trusted me since Tia died.

It wasn't since Tia died.

It was three months later when my patient missed their session and I found

two in the parking lot getting high.

Do you remember that? Of course I do.

No, I do not.

Sorry if it's taken me too long to get on the Jimmy's back train.

Tia was like my sister.

Dude, you had sex workers at her house.

You slept with her hot best friend.

That was you.

Gabby, it can't be an example if it's you. It's a fine example.

I get it.

I mean, I really do. I get it.

Whatever you're doing with Maya isn't working.

Something has to change.

Don't miss out on helping her because of how fucked up I was.

So I was an hallucination.

I was just eating cake.

Not doing anything cool.

It was pretty good cake.

So what's going on?

I'm a pretty optimistic guy.

But about once a year, I hit a wall.

And, um, that shit's hard.

And it's unfair.

And it's boring.

Like, how many vocal exercises can one guy do in a year?

Yeah,

I fucking hate him, too.

At some point, I go looking for someone to help me keep fighting.

I'm sure it's you. Lucky me.

But I'm not going to do it.

Okay, that's cool.

Anything's going to end up happening.

Your fate is up to you.

But I can help you figure it out with something I call the field.

Close your eyes.

Envision it as a mysterious cloud of intelligence and energy.

Is that dumb?

It's not dumb.

A little dumb. All right, so a little dumb. Close your eyes.

I want you to walk into that warm energy.

Let it wash over you.

And say, I want the answer. I know you have.

Then be still.

And listen.

I'm done with you, Julia.

Okay, I will.

Of course I came.

I want as much time as I can get with you.

You want slow mornings together every day for the rest of our lives?

Sign me up.

But maybe it's better to focus on how grateful you must feel to have gotten to

do this for as long as you have.

What could be more important than being with your family?

Okay, I'm not.

All I saw was last Sunday.

I was feeling shitty, and I couldn't get up.

And, um,

my wife and my daughter and I stayed cherry -grossy in bed.

It's stupid.

Oh.

There's worse things in life than being fed ice cream by a pretty girl.

Maybe when I go home, I'll stop getting a couple pints.

Good answer.

Thanks.

We'll see you next year.

We'll see.

Good answer.

Heaven smells like ass.

Again, you're not dead.

We're in a hospital.

Everyone, tell him he's not dead.

You're not dead, Dad. You're alive.

Stop it.

Sorry. Wow, full house.

A good show.

Yeah. Remember Uncle Jesse? He looked like Elvis.

Yeah, he did. Yeah, we all do.

Give it to him straight, Doc.

Will he ever not be high again?

He'll be fine. His blood work did show a slight heart aberration.

Do something!

Oh, that still works.

But that could be because of the 650 milligrams of THC he ingested.

Oh, no.

You ate the whole bag.

Well done, dude. We're going to have him come back to cardiology to follow up.

But in the meantime, we can take him home as soon as he can walk again.

Thank you. Yeah.

Did they ever catch the guy who took that man's dick?

Whose dick?

You're alive.

Everyone loves you.

Gabby called.

Connor called.

Even Paul called.

Oh, shit. I got to call Matthew.

Um, forget about it. What?

He knows.

I told him.

Sorry. Oh.

Great. Thanks. Thanks for letting him know. Yeah.

Hello? Hey, Maya. What?

Gabby? Yep.

So random.

It's actually not random at all.

You said you were going to be at a cider bar in Old Town, and then I looked it

up and saw that there was only one.

So now I'm hearing it's very stalkery.

I just want to make sure you're okay.

If you're going to hang, you got to join my trivia team.

I'm solo tonight.

Sure. What's the topic?

Lord of the Rings.

Oh, shit.

Girl's about to get bloody up in here. Really?

Yes. Damn wise about to hobbit smack a bitch.

Okay, so you're familiar.

You have no fucking idea.

Can we get her one of these, please?

I can't believe you knew the name of the sword that was reforged from the shards

of Narsil and wielded by Aragorn. Are you kidding? Andrew was the name of my

growing up. What?

Oh, I'm so pumped.

I love opening up a can. Yeah,

I can tell.

You know what?

I'm glad you came. Me too.

I didn't always do this by myself.

Okay.

I used to do it with my three best friends.

Becca got a sick gig in Atlanta and moved.

Kate got married and moved.

Eli joined a cult that doesn't allow him to use the phone.

Oh, Eli?

Sometimes I feel like the whole universe is conspiring to keep me lonely.

I'm really fucking lonely.

Maybe instead of skipping a week, we can meet tomorrow and talk about it?

Sure.

But tonight, we celebrate.

For we are the riders of Rohan.

Champions of bar trivia.

Suck it, you dork.

See ya. See ya.

Dirk is still very worried about the mannequin, but he is slowly coming down

Earth.

This is fun, isn't it? Yeah, it's so intrusive. I know. I want to put one in

Gabby's house.

Oh, yeah? That'd be fun for Derek, too, is it? Yeah.

Where does Charlie think you are right now?

In our bedroom, sleeping.

It's not got the window.

Yeah, I've done that. Yeah.

How's the family bonding going?

Good, actually.

I didn't think I could spend every second with anyone but myself.

But...

I love her so much. She's cute.

She's selfish. She screams to get what she wants. My baby is my soulmate.

And I hate to say this, but thank you.

You taught us a lot.

I am the wrong person to thank, my friend.

I talk a big game as a mom, and I've raised a circus troupe of man boys.

You try to be the perfect parent.

And whatever you do, you're going to fuck it up.

Well, that is oddly liberating.

What I'm hearing is my mistakes don't matter, which is great because I'm

sure she ate one of my AirPods.

You'll find out sooner or later.

Hey, listen.

I've met all of your boys.

I'll never know which one is which.

Yeah. But they all have great hearts.

Not Matthew.

His father was in the hospital because of his drugs, and he knew that

and didn't bother to show up.

I somehow raised an asshole.

I'm embarrassed by him.

I brought dad his favorite fries.

That is so not what I meant. Please don't leave. Let's just talk about it.

meant...

Matthew? Paul?

Paul? Yeah?

Hey, I wasn't like afraid that you were not alive. It's normal to see someone

sitting in the dark.

Not moving.

Hey! How was your first day back?

Really great.

I think it's time for me to stop being a therapist.

Do you, Paul? I'm not going to fall for that one twice.

No, I'm serious.

It took going away and coming back to see it.

It's time, Jimmy.

I'm supposed to tell you that it's time.

Well, we can do that if you want.

It's time for you to retire, Paul.

Okay.

Not the way I saw this going in my head.

Come here.

Come on, Paul. I need it.

Holy shit, man.

I'm gonna miss you.

You mean so, so much to me.

I've always wanted to tell you this one thing.

Oh, Jesus, Jimmy, please.

I'm not leaving now.

I've got patients to notify. I've got referrals to make.

It'll take months to wind down this practice.

You only get to say goodbye once, and it's not today.

Come on, I want pizza on the way home. Let's go.

Let's go!

Give me some of your time. Promise not to take it all. Soon you'll be on your

way on better days.

And look how far we've come.

Maybe we could roll that dice one more time.

Even though I'm strong.

All it takes is just one break.

And you will roll right on.