Original subtitles

I decided to come down and sit in a hot tub and relax.

Warm up a little bit after all that cold snow on the mountains. It was a lot of

fun. What do you girls do?

Well, I do movies, and my friend's a model.

What type of modeling?

Fashion modeling.

What do you do?

I produce records.

Oh, that's good.

Sweet Alice and I are making a porno film.

Would you like to be in it?

A record producer in a porno film? Sounds great!

How are you at making love?

I love it.

We'll be right back.

She was the love of his life. You know he's out here.

Okay, fellows, let's get this show on the road.

Oh, Becky, darling, may I have a moment of your time, please?

You can always have a moment of my time. Yes.

Now, today we're going to do this scene and make it utterly memorable, aren't

we? We certainly are.

Fine, fine. Now, Sweet Alice is a little nervous, but, ah, I see Sweet Alice is

ready. Now, I want this scene soft and slow and super sexual.

Play it like it's for real.

Let's do this one for Sidney, yes.

You've got it. Right.

Bye. Bye.

You're going to enjoy this, Orange. We're going to make history.

Yes. Ready on camera, Seymour?

Ready when you are, Marty.

Roll camera.

Rolling.

Mark it.

A1, take three.

Would you like to say action?

No?

lodges around here how's the skiing on on these mountains most of the ski

i think you'd really like yeah we're gonna have to come up here more often

that's for sure cute guys like this we could have a ball yeah hey you know i

think it would be a great idea if we got together for a day and did some skiing

and rolled around the snow for a while yeah for sure that sounds like a good

idea yeah hey well since you don't have a fireplace at your

Why don't you come over here and sit down in front of the fire and play a bad

game of it? That sounds great.

Well, I'll referee this one.

Oh, okay.

Well, since you're so cute and all, I think maybe I'll let you go first.

Beautiful.

Just pure gold.

Where are we going to get this guy?

Oh, look at that face.

Show me more.

He's a little cutie pie. Sure is.

Oh, look

at that humble laugh there.

Should we attack him?

Yeah, I think so.

You know what I would really like? What?

I'd really like to watch you suck his cock.

You would?

Like watch my mouth go down on his cock?

Uh -huh. My tongue run all around on his balls.

Oh, yeah.

That turns me on. Well, watch this, baby.

Beautiful,

great stuff. Pure gold, pure gold.

It's so good.

I'm not feeling this big, hard cock in my mouth.

Oh, yeah.

Why don't you come down here and suck his cock? Because I want him to eat my

pussy.

Sounds good.

Oh, beautiful.

I love it. I love it. I love it. Oh, you're going to rid me of your erotica

time. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. Oh, sweet Alice. What a joy. What a gem.

Marvelous. Wonderful.

How challenging.

Remarkable.

Baby,

he's got a cocksucker scar.

So long.

Oh, baby, I just happened to have a cough.

It's all yours, sweetheart.

Really?

Intoxicated? This is unbelievable.

Spiring, electro -fucking, ooh!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Come here, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, come here. I want you to eat my pussy while we fuck. Oh, come right

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh,

yeah, baby.

Beautiful. Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Great

stuff.

Great stuff. That's it.

Pure gold.

Pure gold.

How was it?

Oh, simply marvelous. A visual delight.

And for you.

Thank you.

Beautiful, darling.

Great. Fantastic stuff.

Now, in this next scene, we're going to go for a mood effect.

Low light.

Candle light.

Come in.

Howdy, ma 'am.

Have a seat.

I'm looking for Mr.

Jamie Savage.

I'm Mr.

Jamie Savage.

Excuse me, I thought Jamie Savage was a man.

Do I look like a man, Mr.? Williams.

Billy Joe Williams.

And why are you here, Mr. Williams?

Before you answer, please don't call me ma 'am. It's Jamie.

Excuse me, ma 'am.

Well, last week I drove from my ranch to Las Cruces.

That's New Mexico, ma 'am.

I mean, Jamie.

And?

And I bought one of those...

Los Angeles papers, the LA Times.

Why?

My wife, she ran away from the ranch.

And you think she's here in LA?

Why the newspaper?

I was reading ads for private detectives and I found your name.

Well, we're very expensive here in LA.

$500 a day, plus expenses.

Shoot, ma 'am, I got the money.

Been on the ranch for almost five years.

Hardly ever go out.

Not even to a picture show.

I guess maybe that's why she left.

She always did like life in the fast lane.

She seemed to need people.

She always talked about Hollywood.

What's her name?

Alice.

Alice Williams.

We just called her Sweet Alice.

Is she blonde and real pretty?

Yeah.

She's blonde.

And she's very pretty.

How long have you been in L .A.? Just about an hour.

And how long has she been gone from the ranch?

A year ago last week.

You know, she may have changed since you last saw her.

No, ma 'am, I don't believe so.

She'll probably be real glad to be back with her friends.

I'm sure I can help you find Sweet Alice, Mr. Williams.

I'll need $1 ,000 retainer.

I suggest you stay at the Roosevelt Hotel. That's on Hollywood Boulevard.

nearby, and I can contact you there.

Will I be hearing from you soon?

Very soon.

Come on in.

Hey, you think you'll be okay now?

Yeah, I think I'll be all right.

What happened?

Oh, I hurt my left, no, my right leg. I took a pretty bad fall up there.

Don't worry.

Yeah, it might be pretty serious, though. You better let me have one of

medics over at the lodge come over and take a look at it. Okay, that sounds

a good idea. Why don't you do that?

Okay, I'll just set your skis here and I'll send them right on over. All right,

thanks a lot. Okay. Bye -bye.

Which leg was it?

Oh, God, I don't remember which one I told him.

Boy, I have to get out of these clothes. I'm burning up.

Looks like you did all right.

That must be the medic.

You get ready, and I'll go let him in.

Okay.

The doctor's here.

I'm not really a doctor. I'm the medic for the ski lift.

Did you hurt your leg?

Yeah, I did.

Well, this is the leg, huh?

Yeah. Excuse me. I guess I better take a look at it, okay?

Mm -hmm.

Well, let me know if it hurts, okay?

Sorry.

How about the knee?

You don't mind if this jacket is a little warm?

No, sure. Take it off.

Thank you.

Probably the fireplace.

Where else did it hurt?

Right up in here.

Maybe the ribs.

Why don't you turn over and I'll look at the other side. Does it hurt?

Oh, let me see this.

Does it feel good when I rub it like that? Oh, yes.

Do you want me to rub your back, doctor?

Uh,

sure.

I'll tell you what. See how I'm rubbing her?

Well, you rub her and I'll take my shirt off, okay?

He really gives a good massage.

Yeah? I would like both of them massaged at the same time.

Oh!

I'll give you one you won't forget. Here.

Get on there.

Get on top.

All right.

Oh, what a massage, huh?

Oh, yeah.

He really gives a good massage, huh?

Yeah. And, uh, aren't you a good kid?

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Why don't you forgive me one?

Oh.

Oh, easy.

I'll tell you what, let me just... I'll go back down here, okay?

Okay.

Come on, let's bend over into something.

How about you and me slide, yeah?

You want to get up there?

All right.

All right.

You guys did just a lot.

No, this is a hard one.

Down,

down.

Where's that oil at?

In a little while, it just rubbed on my shoulders.

That's good.

Oh, more harder.

That's it.

Are my cigarettes out here?

I don't know.

Could you find them?

I'll try them a little bit.

And I don't like menthol. They make me sick.

Okay, I'll make sure they're not menthol.

Put some more energy into it.

Hello, I'm Jamie Savage.

I have an appointment with Sweet Alice Williams.

I'm supposed to meet her here.

Um, about now?

Would you like a seat?

My name is Cindy, and this is our slave, Ron.

Come on.

Uh, sweet Alice couldn't make it here. She's on location doing a film. May I

help you?

Well, I really do need to talk to her.

Her producer, Adele Robbins, was kind enough to make this appointment for me.

Adele is such a dear, isn't she?

Well... Sweet Alice asked me to intercede for her.

Could I help you?

It's regarding her husband, Billy Joe Williams.

You mean little old Billy Joe.

Mr. Williams is my client.

He has retained me to help him find his wife.

Doesn't he ever learn?

Sweet Alice told me that she was through with him a long time ago.

He loves her.

He's completely unrealistic.

He's only in love with a fantasy of her. He never even knew her at all.

Nevertheless, he still does want to see her.

You can tell him that Sweet Alice told me that she does not want to see him.

He's really quite kind.

Sure, if you want to shit -kick her for a lifetime companion.

But if you want me to talk to Sweet Alice, I will.

Only to get him straight once and for all.

You're really quite beautiful, Miss Savage.

Does that clot Billy Joe find you attractive?

I find him attractive.

So maybe this is more than a professional visit, Miss Savage?

No, Cindy. This is professional.

Billy Joe really wants to see Sweet Alice.

Isn't she beautiful, Ron?

Oh, yeah.

Wouldn't you like a menage a trois with her?

You know, I'm always good.

Me with the two of you?

I don't find lovies like you all the time, you know.

I really must be going.

Oh, could you stay for lunch or a menage a trois?

Not today, thanks.

See you later.

Are you ready for lunch, darling?

Probably.

Put your tongue up harder. Oh, put it in.

Oh, God.

Oh,

so scared.

Do it harder.

Oh, oh, God.

Oh,

God, so scared.

Oh, suck it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it's ridiculous.

marina, Billy Joe.

I never saw this much water in all my life.

Any information on Sweet Alice?

I think I found you, Sweet Alice.

Where is she?

On location.

What do you mean, on location?

She's out of town.

She's making movies, Billy.

Well, shoot.

She always did want to be a movie star.

I don't think you're going to like the kind of film she's making.

Well, we won't know that until we see one now, will we?

Before I put you in contact with Sweet Alice, Billy, I think you should take a

look at one of her films.

Well, that'll be great.

I have one on videotape in my office.

Do you think you could stop by maybe 10 o 'clock tomorrow morning and check it

out? Sure.

We get some lunch now.

Sure, come on.

She's around every corner and he never knows where he's going to find her,

find his happiness.

She'd get refunded Hollywood.

It'd be crazy.

Thank you.

Morning, Jamie.

Good morning.

Goodness, you're prompt.

Creature of habit.

Have a seat.

The tape's all set.

While you're watching, I'm going to go out and get us some coffee. How do you

want yours?

Black, please.

All right.

All right.

No.

I'm sure that sweet Alice must have been misled.

I can't believe it.

I know she liked the party, but nothing like that.

People change, Billy Joe.

I'm just going to have to adjust to it.

If only I could talk to her. I know I could straighten it out.

She'll be back in Hollywood in a couple of days.

I won't talk to her, Jamie.

I think you should spend some time alone, Billy, to sort out your thoughts.

Sweet Alice had become born of dawn.

She met lucky men in beautiful dreams and women down on bended knees. And she

came for all the world to see.

Memories of how it used to be.

Seemed like they all happened in a dream.

And fantasies of how it used to be.

And she found her way through the jungle of L .A. By

keeping all kinds of man -hard memories.

Thank you.

I brought you something.

Now, spin around and get some pills.

God, his cock looks so good. It's like a silent cock.

Oh, so good.

So hot and juicy.

Come here. I want you to eat my pussy while he fucks me.

Come lay down.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah, baby.

That looked really good.

Oh,

you're so hot, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Does he want her as much as she wants him? Yet she's here

for the asking.

Billy Joe had sparked her passion.

Her resistance now is wearing thin.

Memories of how it used to be before

Billy Joe came on.

In fantasies of how their love could be, of

keeping she dreaming.

You know she wants to feel his fire, stroke his love with real desire.

Jamie's tired of this living all alone.

Well, she wants him to be her stallion, and she'd be his...

Yes, Billy Joe was on her mind. Jamie thought about him all the time.

Does he want her as much as she wants him?

Memories of how it used to be.

Before Billy Joe came on the scene.

I've wanted to get you around for a long time.

It feels like satin going down my... Why do you have such a hot pussy?

Why

don't

you come up here so I can taste that hot little pussy of yours?

I've been wanting to do that for so long.

As long as you let me lick her. No, I forget.

Put your legs up there.

What are you doing?

Where are your parents, Billy Joe?

Oh, he was killed in a car accident when I was a young 'un.

That's nothing.

What about your folks, Jamie?

My dad left when I was two.

My mother, she died in a sanitarium. Only 28 years old.

Alcoholic.

I guess that's why we boast loners.

how love's supposed to be when you treat it honestly when a man

takes a woman for his wife but all the women ain't like

alice who would leave country palace for this love

That was the best meal I had in three weeks.

Yeah? And where was the other best meal you had?

Clem's Chuckwagon, Goose Egg, New Mexico.

Come on, there's no town called Goose Egg.

You city girls just too smart for us old country boys.

I saw another film with Sweet Alice in it.

You did?

Where? On Hollywood Boulevard.

Well, did you feel like a dirty old man going in?

Come to mention it, I did.

Jamie, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for me.

You're my client, Billy.

Oh, I mean the way you handle it and it all.

You're a very kind lady.

I like you, Billy.

I like you a lot.

I tried not to hurt you.

You know, I learned something.

Yeah?

I learned that you can't be responsible for someone else's actions.

That's a good start, Billy.

You have to learn to let go.

It's not easy to let go.

But I've got to get back to my ranch.

Sweet Alice is coming back tomorrow.

I don't want to see her.

I think you should.

Maybe that would be the end to your crisis.

You've got a lot of love in you, don't you?

Sometimes I envy sweet Alec.

I don't want to start anything we can't finish.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Feeling better, Billy?

We can see sweet Alice.

She's making a film with Desiree Costeau.

The producer's a client of mine.

You'll have to be real quiet on the set. And for God's sake, don't make a scene.

Anything else, Mommy?

Sensual. That's right. This is fantastic. This is making history.

Oh, fantastic.

Closer. Closer. The warmth. The wetness. The glory of it all.

Unbelievable. This is what it's all about. This is heat. This will make me

famous.

That's what I want. This is my legend on a screen.

You wait here.

I'm sorry I made you wait out here, but I had to make sure the producer was

here.

No, I really feel like a dirty old man.

Come on.

Give me some love. Give me some sensuality. I want art.

That's it, sweet Alice. Show us just how sweet you are.

Hmm.

Felipe. That's it. Felipe.

I love it. Oh, yes.

Beautiful. This is gold.

Oh, fantastic stuff. And what do you think about this? What do you think?

-plated dog biscuits for you. Oh, unbelievable stuff.

Now go down on an awesome street, Allison.

And move in, move in.

Sensual. We're making history here.

Now, into the close -up. We have to stimulate the audience, right?

Boy, you sure cured me of my crisis.

Don't you know that Billy Joe was just watching you, Alice? So?

Come on, he's just leaving the studio. Why don't you talk to him? Why?

Because he loves you.

Fuck him.

Sweet Alec left this on the dresser.

Well, what'd you do that for?

With the price of gold these days, this is a wedding dress.

It's pretty out here, Jamie.

I've been coming out here wading around since I was a little girl.

I bet you was a real cute little girl.

No. Yeah.

A little ugly.

Was all the boys chasing you then?

No. Thank you.

Oh, God.

Well, hey.

You should have had me carry you over the threshold there. Well, get with it.

I guess I'm slipping.

I didn't know it was me that was slipping.

Hey.

Thanks, Dad.

You got any idea where we's at?

Sure. I know exactly where I'm going.

I don't know, Jamie.

I got a sneaky suspicion you're just trying to get me out here in these woods

alone. Me?

Would I do that?

That's exactly what I'm trying to do.

Gonna say I hope so.

See those trees right over there?

Between those two trees. That's where we're going.

Now you gotta duck real low, okay?

Whoa.

Can you help me with that, Steve?

No rocks, huh?

There are people here, Jamie.

Yeah, only 30 minutes from Hollywood, and here we are in the country.

Mexico is a lot like this.

Let's be nice there.

You know, I was born and raised here in L .A.

It's hard to think in a big city.

Tell me about it.

Well... I know what you mean, Billy.

We come from different worlds, you know.

People's the same everywhere.

No.

I'm a different kind of woman.

Not at all like your sweet Alice.

How do you feel about that?

I'm comfortable with you.

Yeah, it's easy for you to say now we're here on a picnic in the country.

What about day to day?

I think I can handle that, too.

Well, you know, we're from totally different realities.

And I'm from New Mexico.

God.

Here, Ben.

women have you been to bed with?

Just Alice and you.

I'm a one -woman man.

That's what I thought.

That's one of the reasons I adore you.

Shoot.

A lot of guys like that, eh, Jamie?

I said one of the reasons.

Okay.

What's the others?

Oh, sexy.

Nobody ever said that to me before.

Well, I think you are.

You're big, strong, and wonderfully uncomplicated.

And you're good in bed.

I'm better outside.

Yeah? How about in that lake back there?

You kid.

Yeah.

I'm kidding.

Good. What about here?

What if somebody comes?

Let them watch.

You're getting kinky now, Jamie.

Only when two.

Here. Here's to us.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

And stop.

What is this getting to be a habit?

Help me, Tammy.

Get these clothes off.

Oh, hey.

You ever ride a horse, Tenderfoot?

Does a bear wear tennis shoes?

Talking

about

riding horses, what should I wear, Billy Joe?

I mean, do I dress like a cowboy all the time I'm in New Mexico?

Maybe I could buy some beautiful turquoise bracelets.

Maybe a necklace.

Well, that'd go great with my jeans. Don't you think so?

Yes, Jamie.

Wow, what a fulfillment of a fantasy.

Me riding a horse on your ranch. I can picture us now riding together at the

sunset. The sun a blazing red ball in the sky and you and I riding together

toward the mountains.

I just love it. Don't you, Billy Joe?

Yes, Jamie.

Do I have to wear gingham and lace and square dance?

No, Jamie.

Well, what about the ranch, Billy Joe? I mean, how big is it? Do you have

cattle? Do you have horses?

Yep, both.

Horses, cattle, pigs.

And all.

Which horse will I ride, Billy Joe?

I've got 1 ,500 of them.

1 ,500?

How big is your ranch, Billy Joe?

Billy Joe went home Back to his ranch down in New Mexico And left sweet Alice

to the light she found He took his new love, Janie, with him To share some down

-home country livin' They're on their way Homeward bound

Memories Of how it used to be

are fading from his heart.

Fantasies of how it used to be replaced by his and Jamie's brand

new start.

Memories of how it used to be seem like it's a long,

long time ago.

When fantasies of how it used to be could touch

the soul of the leader.