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Hey.
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Hey. Hi, stepmom. I love so much. How
are you? Great.
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How's your day?
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It's going good. A little interesting,
but going well.
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Yeah? Yeah. What's so interesting? Tell
me.
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Well, um, so, I want to talk to you
about, I'm just going to go out and say
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Okay. I want to enlist.
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Enlist in what?
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Hey, so, I was talking to my friend
Oliver for a while, and I think we're
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to enlist for the military.
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What?
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Sorry, but what?
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Yeah, like, I've been looking at the
different branches and stuff, and
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I think I got what it takes to be in the
Army.
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What? No.
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The two of you were going to enlist to
the military?
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Yeah, we talked about it after playing
some video games, and we thought we were
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pretty good at it, and it would be great
for us.
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Well, and today you prefer it because
it's a joke? I don't understand.
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Have you talked to your father about
this?
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Yeah. Yeah, I did. And actually, that
was on board.
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Like, real quick. Actually, what? Yeah,
it was super quick to say, yeah, you
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need to go.
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He said it would be great, like, justice
and, like, structure for my life or
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something. I don't know, but... I mean,
yeah, you could probably get more
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structure, but I don't think the
military is what you need.
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I think this is a terrible idea.
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You're playing video games and you
think, ooh, I want to join the military?
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I think it's too large. I don't know.
But, yeah, we want to join the military.
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Oh, my God. Okay, and his boyfriend
follows him all day. Oh, he's totally on
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board. He thinks it would be great for
us. It's good for education.
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And... You know? I think we got it. And
you don't see the dangers of it. You
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don't see the dangers in the military?
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Well, I mean, you shouldn't worry. Like,
I'm honestly still pretty good at,
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like, the whole military thing anyways.
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I play video games all the time.
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I do a lot of shooting on there, so,
like, I'm really good, so.
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So you think you can go to war?
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You think you're that brave, you're
going to march into a real war and shoot
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real people?
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I mean, I'm not doing anything else,
right?
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Not really.
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It looks pretty fun, actually. It looks
fun? It looks fun? Running around and
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getting shot at?
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Everyone's on board. I mean, I don't
understand why you wouldn't be.
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This is not okay.
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Oliver, I... I can't even talk to you.
I've got to call Christine.
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Yeah, it's perfect. Yeah, call her.
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Elias and I are actually literally... We
did this together.
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We worked on everything.
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No.
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Okay, well, me and Elias are actually
going to go get some workouts in to get
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ready for this, so... You do that.
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Girl, I need to talk to you.
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Yeah, I just heard.
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Both of them.
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I swear they planned this. This is not
okay.
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I'm so angry I can't even think straight
right now.
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Do you want to come over and talk about
this?
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I think we need to figure it out. Yeah,
you know what? I'll come over. Alright,
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I'll see you soon.
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Alright, see you in a little bit.
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This is just ridiculous. I can't believe
that they think that they can join the
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military. Can you? I mean, this is
just... Those are absolutely ridiculous.
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And not one that passed us first, but
more so that they just kind of planned
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I mean, I know that I'm just a
stepmother. I get that. But, like, I've
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this kid's life since he was a child.
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That's because they're playing all the
video games, I'm telling you. Yeah.
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They think that they can go into actual
combat?
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Hmm.
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Well, we could put them through a little
boot camp of our own.
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Show them how hard it really is to be in
the military.
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Like, get them to do all the exercises
and the actual, like, work that's going
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to be in the military.
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Exactly. Give them a dose of the
military.
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Yeah. Like, break them down, build them
up type of stuff. Exactly.
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I mean, they literally, the only muscles
they have in their body are in their
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thumbs from all the video games they
play.
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That's so true. I like that idea.
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Yeah. But what if they're, like, so
stuck in this idea that they push
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they succeed in our boot camp? Like, it
doesn't work. What if we fail on our
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end?
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Well, then we have to give him a little
more incentive.
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Kenzie, I can't believe you said that.
Come on, you're such a prude.
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There are step plans. Look, and Elias is
really hot. Like, to make it better, we
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could just switch.
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The way you plan on seducing my Elias?
Yeah, you can seduce Oliver.
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I don't love this idea, but I like where
your mind is at, and I think that...
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I'm willing to do anything for my boy.
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So if this saves them from the danger of
the military, then I'll do it.
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Great.
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Cheers. A new plan.
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Keeping our boys safe.
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Go!
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Come on!
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Up! Up!
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Quicker! You think all this military
stuff is so easy? Uh -huh! I'll teach
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what it's like! It's real work!
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You can handle the pressure of being in
combat?
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You know it. Yes. Of course you do.
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I don't think you can.
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You think that compares to a video game?
Is that what you're trying to say?
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This is easy.
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See, this is easy, but we can take you
to the military.
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Come on!
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They're going to destroy you in the
military.
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This is nothing.
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Dripping in sweat and weak.
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Chop, chop.
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You want to be in the military so bad.
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This is what they're going to put you
through.
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Those abs are going to be tired when
we're done with you. Get that core work
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Come on now. Come on.
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Get it together. That's right.
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Yeah, you're getting tired.
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Come on.
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Give it a squat. Come on. You think you
have what the military takes?
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Activate your abs. Let's go.
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This is too easy. This isn't a video
game.
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Get it together.
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Go on deeper.
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Get all the way down to the ground.
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Get in there. Just like that.
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Come on, get all the way down. Let's go,
let's go, let's go. Just like that.
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Yeah, Private, you get all the way down
to that ground.
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That's right. Let's go, let's go.
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Come on now. You think you can do this
all day?
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Huh? Let's go.
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Better be dripping sweat by the time I'm
done with you. I had to pay for it,
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man.
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Did you see how we killed it? It was
mean. We went through that. You know how
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did everything?
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Easy. And there's only like a fraction
of what they're going to make you do.
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fine, you know? Yeah.
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I miss you so much. I can't be without
you.
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I'll cook all your favorite meals for
you.
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I can cook.
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They don't even know what you like.
They're just going to feed you weird
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And you're such a picky eater.
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You know, I'll be in your room. We'll be
back, you know? Stay with Mommy.
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I will take care of you. You won't have
to fight anybody. The military is just
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going to destroy you.
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I know.
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You're fine.
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Maybe I could give it a second shot.
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I gave you an unlimited pussy card.
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Unlimited?
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I fight a lot.
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Just to keep you here?
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Oh, yeah.
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He's a good boy. Give it a second, Dad,
will you? Just contemplate it just a
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little longer.
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Definitely reconsidering. Play with me
anytime you want.
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See? See how much better than the last
period this could be?
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I can definitely see it.
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Are you okay with this?
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Oh, absolutely.
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Are you okay with this?
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Yeah, honey. You're sure?
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Yeah. Go on.
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Whatever we need to do to keep you guys
home and safe. Okay.
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I'm just scared.
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Oh.
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Aww.
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with your mom, though?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine. Mom, is
it okay if I... Yes, honey.
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Okay.
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Oh,
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wow.
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What are you talking about?
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Are you sure this is part of the
military training?
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You look so good.
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What are you talking about?
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Come on, don't tell me this is...
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Thank you for watching.
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Yeah. Oh, yes.
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Oh, honey, I just think I want you to
take your pants off.
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Take your pants off?
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Aw, she likes it. Aw.
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Aw. Aw. Aw. Aw.
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Aw. Aw.
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Aw.
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A little.
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You're gonna touch your teeth.
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Oh, no.
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No, Mom, don't. Don't.
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Thank you, Mommy.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, fuck that little thing. Yeah, it's
just like that.
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Oh,
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that was not good.
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Mom, stop looking.
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Yeah.
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Yeah
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Oh, yeah, keep going.
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Oh,
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just like that?
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, I'm getting close.
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Oh, I'm getting close.
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Oh, yeah, give me that big fucking load,
yeah.
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So you boys aren't going to join the
military, right?
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Oh no, we're still joining.
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What? Yeah.
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You're still going to join the military?
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Oh, yeah. We're going to give it a
second chance. No, you can't go.
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What? Is this a joke?
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Yeah.
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After everything that you guys have been
through with the boot camp that we gave
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you? We've got to fight for our country.
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Fuck us.
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Like, you can have this all the time.
Like, you don't understand.
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Yeah, but, I mean, the military is going
to definitely give us structure.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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We're still doing it.
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Well, we'll see.
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You're going to come running back to it.
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Nah, not a chance.
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Nah, nah.
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We'll see you guys.
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