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Hey, Dylan, great new song!
Hit, hit it!
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[smooth hip hop music]
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♪ Even though I stay down,
everything's on lock♪
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♪ I'm reachin' for the stars
like I can't get enough ♪
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♪ Scared to shoot the shot
like my cousin with a crush ♪
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♪ Hey-yo, hey-yo ♪
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Glad you guys like it.
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But maybe leave
the rapping to me?
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Good idea.
I think I just pulled something.
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Yo, I'm getting tons of love
from everyone at school.
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I'm back on top!
Who am I kidding?
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I never left.
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I wonder if
that song's about Charlie.
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You think he's the cousin
with the crush?
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Look at him.
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Yeah, you might be right, baby.
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Look at him,
all twitchy and goofy-faced.
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[chuckles]
I remember I was just like that.
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You're still like that.
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I am not twitchy.
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Hey, Charlie.
[fork clatters]
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-What's new?
-What?
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Nothing. Everything's old.
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Good morning, everyone.
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-Morning, Becca.
-Good morning.
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Everyone except Dylan.
How could you?
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What? Write another dope song?
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I don't know.
Most people call it genius.
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I can't believe you did that.
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You rapped about my secret
crush on Jeremy!
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You want an icy slush
in January?
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That'd be too cold.
You're not making any sense.
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Ugh! I'm gonna go
eat in my room!
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All I did was put fire beats
on your heart beats!
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I was helping!
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[upbeat music]
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♪ From the Chi, down in ATL,
family living well ♪
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♪ Uncle Myles
ain't understand my style ♪
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♪ Had to show and tell ♪
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♪ Auntie Yaz said
I'm good at math ♪
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♪ I should never fail ♪
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♪ And Cousin Becca,
she a steppa ♪
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♪ Charlie rollin' with the kid ♪
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♪ Yeah, ah [Who?]
You gonna love Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Yeah, ah [Who?]
Who gonna love Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Yeah, ah [Who?]
Who gonna love Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Yeah, ah [Who?]
You gonna love Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Yeah, ah [Who?]
Who gonna love Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Yeah, ah [Who?]
You gonna love Young Dylan ♪
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How could you rap
about my crush?
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I was trying to help you.
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You keep tip-toeing around,
leaving notes,
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and giggling every
time he speaks.
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I don't giggle.
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Yeah, you do.
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You're always like...
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[mock giggles]
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That's you.
That's how you sound.
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What's the big deal anyway?
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It's embarrassing!
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If I like Jeremy,
but he doesn't like me,
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it might hurt,
but at least it's private.
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You put my feelings in a rap,
so now everyone knows!
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You have to delete that song.
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-I can't.
-Why not?
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Because it's too good.
I'm rolling in praise.
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And, you know, you have to give
the fans what they want.
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I'm sure it's not
as bad as you think.
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Um, Look at the comments!
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"Who else thinks it's Becs?"
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And, "Bet she's crushing
on Jeremy!"
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There's tons of these!
I have to change schools.
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Whoa!
Look at all these comments!
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Chill, Cuz-o.
I'm sure he likes you too,
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'cause he's always like...
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[mock giggles]
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That's him.
That's how he sounds.
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You don't get it.
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Jeremy and I were going
to hang out at lunch today,
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but he canceled.
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We won't even be friends
anymore. You ruined my life!
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[sighs] Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
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Look, I know what it's like
to have a secret crush.
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I've always kind
of liked your friend Bethany.
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Don't tell her, though.
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Everyone knows that already,
Dylan!
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Alright, alright. Look, I can
fix this. Just give me a chance.
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-How?
-Hmm.
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How about I set you
up with Jeremy
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so no one would think
he doesn't like you,
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because he'll like you?
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Really?
I'm not sure I can trust you.
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Can't trust me?
Of course you can.
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I'll prove it. I'll get Jeremy
here for a double date.
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You and Jeremy,
and me and one of your friends.
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Sounds like you're scamming
to hang out with Bethany.
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No! It has to be a double,
so I can be there for support.
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Come on. Trust.
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It would be pretty cool if you
could make it happen... Okay.
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Yes!
I'll be your wingman.
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Guiding you to love. And making
sure you don't blow it.
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[sighs, whimpers]
[upbeat music]
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Dylan, I wanna talk to you!
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Guess I'm fixing
all my cousins today.
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'Sup? You've got a crush, too?
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No. I forgot we were
having a quiz last week
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and I got a bad grade.
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But I don't want Mom
and Dad to find out.
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Ooh, that's bad.
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Look, just tell them.
They'll understand.
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You really think so?
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Nope. Good luck with that!
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But tell them fast.
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All I know is, the longer you
wait, the worse it gets.
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[sighs]
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Have a good day at school,
Charlie.
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I wanna talk to you
about something.
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[chuckles] It's okay, Son.
We know.
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-You do?
-Mm-hmm.
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Yes. And we're happy about it.
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-You are?
-Yeah, of course.
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Look, we've all been there.
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Your dad more than me.
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-Yeah.
-That makes sense.
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But, you're not upset?
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Why would we be? Come on.
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We think it's great that
you have a crush.
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I do? I mean... you do?
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Man, look at you.
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Look at you, all mooney-eyed
and love-struck.
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I was the exact same way.
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-He was.
-Yeah.
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Plus, he got really sweaty.
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Uh, that's not important.
Uh, look...
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Here's a little something
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so you can take
your crush somewhere nice.
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Thanks. But, what I need to...
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Hey, hey! Shh.
Don't need to explain. I get it.
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Here.
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I want you to feel like you can
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do something nice
for your crush.
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Don't tell your dad.
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What can I say? I have a crush!
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[Yasmine] Come on, Myles.
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Hey, man. You don't
tell your mom, man.
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Put that away.
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[smooth music]
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Everybody's talking about
Dylan's new song.
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Does Jeremy know yet?
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Shh. I don't know yet.
But I will soon.
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And if I can get a double date,
will you come too?
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Of course. Anything
for my best friend.
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Wait. Who's my date with?
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What's up, Bethany?
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Ugh.
The things I do for friends.
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Okay, Bethany's in. Is Jeremy?
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Does he like me?
Or he's not sure?
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Or we're just friends? Spill.
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Whoa. Ease up.
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Your wingman is taking
care of business.
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First, I'm gonna suss
out the sitch.
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-What?
-I'm gonna see if he likes you.
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And if he does, he writes
your name in his books.
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So I'm gonna smoothly
peep his stuff, okay?
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Wait. Don't embarrass me.
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-I won't.
-And don't be obvious.
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-I won't.
-And don't-
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Stop it!
Let a wingman wing, woman.
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What's up, Jeremy?
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Oh, uh, not much, man.
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Oh, cool new song, by the way.
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Appreciate it.
So, uh, you're in English?
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-Me too.
-Yeah.
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I guess a lot of kids take it.
Probably all of us.
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Right, English. What a language.
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Yep. And a class I
gotta get to so...
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Uh-huh...
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Daisy? Who's Daisy?
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Just some girl I'm crushing on.
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You know, she's great.
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Great? Oh, oh, oh! That's great.
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Well, later, Jeremy.
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Bye.
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Hey, so I have
to tell you something.
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Does he like me?
What did he say?
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That he's looking forward to
hanging out with you tonight.
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Really, Dylan? You did it!
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[bell rings]
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[sighs]
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Oh, man.
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How am I gonna get him
to come over tonight?
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Bet he'll come by to get this.
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[sneaky music]
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[smooth music]
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This isn't a date
and there are rules.
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No compliments.
Okay, one compliment.
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No, four compliments.
But that's it.
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It's not like that.
I just want to help Rebecca.
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But you look really pretty.
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That's one...
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Dylan, focus. Look...
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Jeremy likes a girl named Daisy.
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What? No. We have to tell her.
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I tried, but then she'll look
at me with those mushy,
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gushy eyes, and I couldn't.
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Plus, she trusts me.
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I can't let her down
or get her heart broken.
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If you won't tell her, I will.
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Wow!
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I wasn't sure about
letting you help,
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Dylan, but this is next level.
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You're a good wingman.
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-Truth.
-Speaking of truth.
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Girl, you look good!
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But there's something
I have to tell you.
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And there's something
I need to tell you.
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Thank you, Bethany,
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for making it a double
so I wouldn't be nervous.
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I really like Jeremy.
What were you saying?
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Uh, he...
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He's really lucky to get to
hang out with you tonight.
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I couldn't.
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Her eyes are like real-life
heart emojis.
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Exactly.
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That's why we need
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to make Jeremy see how
great Rebecca is
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so he'll forget all about Daisy.
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This feels weird to say,
but, Dylan, you're right.
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Everything looks so good.
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I figured when Jeremy came
over, we could play a game.
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Maybe watch Hoards of Swords.
Who knows if he's seen it.
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-Then...
-No, no, no, no, no.
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No weird stuff.
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I want you to be so great
he forgets about anyone.
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[groans]
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I mean, um, anything else.
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I agree.
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I've watched every dating show,
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and this is
make-it-or-break-it time.
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Oh, I don't want to break it.
But shouldn't I just be myself?
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Sure, if you want your first
thing to be your last thing.
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But we already like
each other, right?
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Yes, but don't ruin it.
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I think what Dylan means
is be yourself,
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but only the best parts.
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Okay, I guess that makes sense.
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[phone beeps]
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He's here.
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Hey, uh... Oh, hey, Rebecca.
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-Hi.
-Yo, Dylan, you got my backp--
251
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,103
You know I always
have your back.
252
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,655
How about some karaoke?
253
00:11:47,758 --> 00:11:49,448
Uh, well, sure, I
guess I could--
254
00:11:49,551 --> 00:11:51,482
We're actually starting
with Rebecca.
255
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,241
She's a great singer.
256
00:11:53,344 --> 00:11:55,517
Okay, then I'll pick a song--
257
00:11:55,655 --> 00:11:57,068
I already picked one
you're great at!
258
00:11:57,172 --> 00:12:00,379
Oh, well, I wasn't planning
on singing, but...
259
00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:07,551
[upbeat dance music]
260
00:12:08,551 --> 00:12:13,655
♪ Hey, you got what
they're missing ♪
261
00:12:14,862 --> 00:12:17,620
♪ You don't have
to try so hard ♪
262
00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:21,034
♪ Oh ♪
263
00:12:22,758 --> 00:12:28,172
♪ 'Cause they say you light up
when they feel it ♪
264
00:12:29,275 --> 00:12:32,206
♪ You got an electric heart ♪
265
00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:35,379
♪ Oh ♪
266
00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:39,344
♪ So just take it ♪
267
00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:41,206
Dance party time!
268
00:12:41,689 --> 00:12:43,620
Rebecca's the dopest dancer!
269
00:12:43,724 --> 00:12:45,275
Do the "Becs Move Groove"
you made up!
270
00:12:45,413 --> 00:12:47,241
She's so great at it.
271
00:12:47,344 --> 00:12:48,965
[Rebecca] I wasn't finished,
uh...
272
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,310
She has so much rhythm,
it makes the beat jealous.
273
00:12:53,413 --> 00:12:57,103
-Ha.
-Go, Becca!
274
00:12:57,379 --> 00:13:00,275
Go, Becca! Go, Becca! Go, Becca!
275
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:01,827
[Dylan] Who you know
that can do that?
276
00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:04,137
[smooth music]
[phone beeps]
277
00:13:04,655 --> 00:13:07,000
Hey, uh, someone's sharing
pics with me.
278
00:13:08,103 --> 00:13:09,724
Bethany, is this you surfing?
279
00:13:10,344 --> 00:13:12,103
-Surfing?
-Bethany, what are you doing?
280
00:13:12,206 --> 00:13:14,448
Sharing pictures of
all her great stuff.
281
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,172
Good idea! Incoming!
282
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:24,172
[phone beeps]
[smooth music continues]
283
00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:28,620
Time to meet your doom,
Ro-Boctopus!
284
00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:31,172
[Quiz] Enjoying the game?
285
00:13:31,965 --> 00:13:34,275
Yes, and I don't feel
guilty for buying it.
286
00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:35,517
I didn't ask for money.
287
00:13:35,655 --> 00:13:36,896
[Quiz] But they only
gave you money
288
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,241
because you didn't tell
them about me.
289
00:13:40,482 --> 00:13:43,000
They didn't ask about you,
so I didn't do anything wrong.
290
00:13:43,586 --> 00:13:44,655
And are you talking to me?
291
00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:47,275
[Quiz] I'm not talking
to your bed.
292
00:13:47,379 --> 00:13:49,103
Here they come. Be cool.
293
00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:54,103
Knock, knock. So, how'd it go?
294
00:13:54,758 --> 00:13:55,551
Did you ask her out?
295
00:13:56,137 --> 00:13:58,206
You don't have to tell us
if you don't want to,
296
00:13:58,310 --> 00:14:00,103
but also, tell us.
297
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,862
Um, she said no.
298
00:14:02,517 --> 00:14:04,724
Oh, well, now I need to
destroy Ro-Boctopus
299
00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:06,172
and defend the nuclear reef.
300
00:14:06,724 --> 00:14:07,896
But thanks for asking.
301
00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:09,482
[Quiz] You think that's
gonna work?
302
00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:13,862
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
303
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,448
Yeah. Heartbreak can
be tough, man.
304
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,586
So, I mean, what can we do?
305
00:14:18,689 --> 00:14:22,000
[Quiz] Look at them,
feeling so sad for you.
306
00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:24,655
Maybe a popsicle?
307
00:14:25,206 --> 00:14:28,862
-[Quiz] Oh, Lord.
-I can't do this.
308
00:14:29,275 --> 00:14:30,379
I don't have a crush.
309
00:14:30,965 --> 00:14:34,379
What? Why would you tell us you
had a crush if you don't?
310
00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:36,896
I didn't at first.
311
00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:41,000
You thought I had a crush
and it seemed to make you happy.
312
00:14:41,724 --> 00:14:43,517
Then you both gave
me money and...
313
00:14:44,034 --> 00:14:45,172
You gave him money?
314
00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:47,034
Apparently, you did too.
315
00:14:47,827 --> 00:14:48,827
If you didn't have a crush,
316
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,241
then why were you walking
around all...
317
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:54,896
The truth is:
318
00:14:55,517 --> 00:14:56,620
I made a bad grade on a quiz
319
00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:58,206
and I didn't want you
to be upset.
320
00:14:58,896 --> 00:15:00,793
Hmm. I see.
321
00:15:01,206 --> 00:15:02,793
Okay, so, so we,
322
00:15:02,931 --> 00:15:06,827
we thought your bad grade
feeling was a bad crush feeling?
323
00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:11,103
Okay. They're pretty close.
I can see that.
324
00:15:11,517 --> 00:15:12,965
We're not upset.
325
00:15:13,068 --> 00:15:15,137
It is important to us that
you make good grades, but...
326
00:15:15,655 --> 00:15:18,241
It's more important
that you tell us the truth.
327
00:15:19,103 --> 00:15:19,896
I'm sorry.
328
00:15:20,551 --> 00:15:22,758
And I think I really
learned a big lesson.
329
00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:26,137
So now I should get back to
destroying Ro-Boctopus
330
00:15:26,275 --> 00:15:27,896
and defending the nuclear reef.
331
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,275
Yeah, I don't think so.
332
00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:32,448
I paid for this,
or at least half of it, so...
333
00:15:32,896 --> 00:15:34,206
Yeah, I think it's mine, right?
334
00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:37,448
Mm-hmm, I paid for
the other half too,
335
00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:38,793
so I guess it's mine.
336
00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:41,137
Is that the nuclear reef?!
337
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,000
-Yeah.
-Hey, but can't you take that
338
00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:44,551
as an investment
in my future crush?
339
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,931
-Nope, nope.
-A down payment on love?
340
00:15:47,068 --> 00:15:48,793
-Uh-uh.
-Well, one day
341
00:15:48,896 --> 00:15:49,827
I will have a crush,
342
00:15:49,931 --> 00:15:51,206
and she'll probably
like video games.
343
00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:52,758
I need to be prepared.
344
00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:54,689
Yeah, start with getting
good grades.
345
00:15:54,758 --> 00:15:56,206
Yeah, hold on. Right there.
346
00:15:56,793 --> 00:15:58,931
[Quiz] Don't look at me.
I tried to tell you.
347
00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:01,275
Watch out, watch out, watch
out. What's that?
348
00:16:01,379 --> 00:16:02,448
-Let your mama sit down.
-What?
349
00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:06,862
-Ooh.
-Ooh.
350
00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:08,517
Yeah. I can do this.
351
00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:09,896
And this is her winning
Quizlets.
352
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,379
She's really great
at knowing stuff.
353
00:16:11,482 --> 00:16:13,862
But look at her on an indoor
rock climbing wall.
354
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:14,931
First one to the top.
355
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:18,172
That's enough.
You two, up here.
356
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000
Excuse us.
357
00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:25,413
What's going on?
358
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:26,586
You two are up
to something together,
359
00:16:26,689 --> 00:16:27,586
and it's weird.
360
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,413
We're just having a chill hang.
361
00:16:29,517 --> 00:16:30,931
No.
362
00:16:31,034 --> 00:16:32,689
First you got me dancing and
singing like I'm a playlist,
363
00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:35,000
and now you're giving Jeremy
the yearbook of my life?
364
00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:36,551
Spill.
365
00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:38,172
Look, I don't know what
you're talking about.
366
00:16:38,275 --> 00:16:40,448
Now, go show Jeremy how you can
say the alphabet backwards.
367
00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:44,344
-Dylan.
-All right.
368
00:16:44,827 --> 00:16:48,413
Look, I found out Jeremy
likes a girl named Daisy.
369
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,517
-What?
-And now we're showing him
370
00:16:50,655 --> 00:16:52,241
how great you are so he'll
forget about her.
371
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:56,137
He likes another girl?
Then why is he here for a date?
372
00:16:57,034 --> 00:17:00,310
I kind of borrowed his backpack
and told him to come get it,
373
00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:02,379
but I don't think that
that's important.
374
00:17:02,724 --> 00:17:04,896
Um, he's having fun.
It's working.
375
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,172
Is it?
376
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,448
Then maybe I should
sing that other song
377
00:17:07,586 --> 00:17:09,103
with the high note
or do my newest dance move.
378
00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:10,137
-Which one?
-Both.
379
00:17:10,241 --> 00:17:12,517
Then he'll be like, "Daisy who?"
380
00:17:14,689 --> 00:17:15,724
[sighs]
381
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:21,689
Get off my stage.
382
00:17:25,931 --> 00:17:27,379
[whispering] Yo, dude,
she's about to sing.
383
00:17:28,655 --> 00:17:31,241
♪ I don't know why I'm singing ♪
384
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:36,965
♪ I'm trying to be myself ♪
385
00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:42,551
Hold up. This isn't right.
386
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:48,586
Jeremy, I've been acting weird
and not like myself,
387
00:17:48,724 --> 00:17:50,068
and that's not how I want to be,
388
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:52,206
especially if I'm trying
to impress someone.
389
00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:55,379
I actually do like singing
and dancing,
390
00:17:55,482 --> 00:17:56,827
but you know what else?
391
00:17:57,793 --> 00:17:58,724
Hoards of Swords.
392
00:17:59,068 --> 00:18:02,413
It's silly and weird and stupid,
393
00:18:02,517 --> 00:18:05,275
but I like silly and weird
and smart stuff.
394
00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:07,586
I like a lotta things.
395
00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:11,689
Well, I didn't expect
to hear that.
396
00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:17,275
You're a Sworder too?
397
00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:19,275
Yeah. I'm going to SwordCon
next month.
398
00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:20,275
You wanna go with me?
399
00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:24,827
Um, yeah. But what about Daisy?
400
00:18:25,379 --> 00:18:27,827
You know about Daisy?
401
00:18:29,896 --> 00:18:31,241
I actually just found out.
402
00:18:31,655 --> 00:18:33,137
I think it's cool that
you like someone else.
403
00:18:33,793 --> 00:18:36,482
Truth is, I've had a
secret crush on you.
404
00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:39,000
Maybe I should have said
something instead
405
00:18:39,103 --> 00:18:40,137
of doing all this.
406
00:18:40,241 --> 00:18:41,724
I just hope we can
still be friends.
407
00:18:41,965 --> 00:18:45,793
Well, sure, but... You're Daisy.
408
00:18:46,379 --> 00:18:47,344
What's that now?
409
00:18:48,517 --> 00:18:49,344
It's my nickname for you.
410
00:18:49,448 --> 00:18:50,448
You know how my mom's a florist?
411
00:18:51,103 --> 00:18:53,827
She says that daisies are
really pretty and, you know,
412
00:18:53,931 --> 00:18:55,241
everyone likes them,
just like you.
413
00:18:55,689 --> 00:18:58,517
-Aww.
-Wow.
414
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,034
And, um, I didn't come
here for the backpack.
415
00:19:03,965 --> 00:19:07,379
I came here because I actually
have a secret crush on you.
416
00:19:08,655 --> 00:19:09,620
Yes.
417
00:19:10,068 --> 00:19:11,862
I do kind of need the backpack.
418
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,068
Oh, oh, sorry. Sorry. Here.
419
00:19:15,931 --> 00:19:16,931
And, um, will you give me
420
00:19:17,034 --> 00:19:18,517
a minute to go yell
at my friends?
421
00:19:18,655 --> 00:19:20,379
Oh, yeah. Take all the time.
422
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:24,689
Did you hear that?
423
00:19:25,482 --> 00:19:27,482
I heard that my song helped
you out with your crush.
424
00:19:27,586 --> 00:19:28,482
I was right.
425
00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:31,689
Right? You stole his backpack.
426
00:19:31,793 --> 00:19:35,206
You lied to him and me.
You did everything wrong.
427
00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:40,551
But... you were kind of right.
428
00:19:41,551 --> 00:19:43,931
The truth needed to come
out, so thanks, Dylan.
429
00:19:44,413 --> 00:19:45,206
Any time, Cuz.
430
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,862
And the real truth is,
you are great.
431
00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:49,689
And I'm glad Jeremy sees that,
too.
432
00:19:50,206 --> 00:19:52,793
And even if he didn't,
you're still the greatest.
433
00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:56,344
Well, I guess our secret
crushes aren't secret anymore.
434
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,379
You can wingman for me anytime.
Both of you.
435
00:20:01,551 --> 00:20:04,689
Man. I'm a wingman, a rapper.
436
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:06,344
What can't I do?
437
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:11,206
Look at them. Hitting it off.
Just like us, huh?
438
00:20:14,034 --> 00:20:16,172
You said you didn't do all
this just to hang out with me.
439
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,206
I didn't, but we make
a pretty good team.
440
00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:22,103
You know, always had a little
secret crush on you.
441
00:20:22,517 --> 00:20:23,724
[scoffs] Not secret.
442
00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:25,793
-Everyone knows.
-Everyone knows.
443
00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:29,862
Okay, um... I don't know.
444
00:20:30,724 --> 00:20:33,000
Feels like something's
in the air tonight.
445
00:20:34,931 --> 00:20:35,931
That's just air.
446
00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:37,448
[sighs]
447
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:44,241
[upbeat music]
448
00:20:46,655 --> 00:20:47,896
[upbeat electronic music]
449
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,310
It was fun having a fake
crush while it lasted.
450
00:20:50,862 --> 00:20:54,172
I hope someone destroys
Ro-Boctopus cuz I didn't get to.
451
00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:56,586
Too bad you have to
return your game.
452
00:20:57,620 --> 00:20:59,068
Maybe I could get
it back for you.
453
00:20:59,689 --> 00:21:02,103
You know, when I rapped
about a cousin with a crush,
454
00:21:02,206 --> 00:21:03,137
it came true.
455
00:21:03,689 --> 00:21:04,655
My raps are powerful.
456
00:21:05,103 --> 00:21:07,482
So you think you're
a rap wizard?
457
00:21:08,172 --> 00:21:09,655
Who knows what I could make
happen with my flow.
458
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,241
♪ Bethany playing games,
but she know that I'm the one ♪
459
00:21:13,344 --> 00:21:14,655
♪ I'ma let her peep the drip ♪
460
00:21:14,758 --> 00:21:16,034
♪ She gonna fall like
it's nothing ♪
461
00:21:16,862 --> 00:21:18,241
Okay, okay. I like this.
462
00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,275
Okay, I got a rap wish.
I got a rap wish.
463
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,206
Um...
464
00:21:21,931 --> 00:21:24,206
♪ Riding with my lady,
AC on blast ♪
465
00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:26,896
♪ They call me Myles Per Gallon,
but I'm saving on the gas ♪
466
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:27,931
Oh!
467
00:21:28,034 --> 00:21:30,172
♪ Cuz I drive an electric car ♪
468
00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:31,862
Okay, not bad, Uncle Myles.
469
00:21:32,655 --> 00:21:33,482
Oh, my turn.
470
00:21:33,586 --> 00:21:35,172
[Myles] Go for it.
471
00:21:35,275 --> 00:21:37,103
♪ Let the boys do the work
Girls wanna have fun ♪
472
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:39,310
♪ I'll be chilling in the sun
Let me know when you done ♪
473
00:21:39,448 --> 00:21:40,965
-Oh!
-Oh-ho-ho!
474
00:21:41,068 --> 00:21:42,413
-There we go!
-Ooh!
475
00:21:42,517 --> 00:21:43,551
Okay, okay. I wanna try.
476
00:21:43,655 --> 00:21:44,620
I wanna try. Hmm.
477
00:21:45,551 --> 00:21:47,413
♪ Forget the dirty dishes,
I'ma make Dylan do them ♪
478
00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:50,827
♪ Told Charlie get the mop
and Rebecca get the broom ♪
479
00:21:50,931 --> 00:21:52,344
-Oh, hold on, hold on.
-I like that one.
480
00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:54,862
♪ Hold on, Auntie Yaz,
You going too far ♪
481
00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:57,551
♪ I can't be doing no chores,
I was born a star ♪
482
00:21:57,655 --> 00:22:00,724
-Oh!
-That was cute.
483
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,448
[rousing music]
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