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[music]

I don't know, I think
getting chased by monsters

is a scarier nightmare.

I dreamt Kendrick Lamar
wrote a diss track about me.

I'd take monsters

over a worked-up
Pulitzer winner any day.

Those look like something
my grandma would wear.

[children laugh]

Andre, Andre, Andre.

It's pretty bold of you
dissing the new kid's shoes

when you're wearing those.

I mean, do they belong on
feet or in the ocean?

-'Cause those things are boats!
-[Kids] Oh!

Well, your shoes are, uh...

[grunts]

Why do you always
have such cool shoes?

Thanks for that, man.

I got that diss
from a nightmare.

I'm Dylan.
And this is my cousin Charlie.

I'm Derek. Nice to meet you.

You know, I used to be
a new kid myself.

I know how tough it can be.

I'd be happy
to show you the ropes.

The coolropes.

Well, I wouldn't say it
like that.

But yeah, you know,
the cool ropes.

OK, great. I'm in.

OK, first lesson,
let's see that walk.

-Cool kids have cool walks.
-Oh, gotcha.

All right.

OK, OK. We can work with that.

You're already miles ahead
from where Charlie started.

Yeah! Hey.
[bell rings]

Yeah, that's it, that's it.

♪ From the Chi, down in ATL
Family living well♪

♪ Uncle Myles ain't
understand my style♪

♪ Had to show and tell♪

♪ Auntie Yaz said I'm good at
math, I should never fail♪

♪ Cousin Becca, she a steppa
Charlie rolling with the kid♪

♪ Yeah, Ah [WHO?]
You gonna love Young Dylan♪

♪ Yeah, Ah [WHO?]
Who gonna love Young Dylan ♪

♪ Yeah, Ah [WHO?]
Who gonna love Young Dylan ♪

♪ Yeah, Ah [WHO?]
You gonna love Young Dylan♪

♪ Yeah, Ah [WHO?]
Who gonna love Young Dylan ♪

♪ Yeah, Ah [WHO?]
You gonna love Young Dylan♪

[music]

So Derek, what kind
of music do you like?

All kinds.

Good, because
you're about to get

crash course on
grade-a lyricism.

I'm debuting my new track
at lunch tomorrow.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Let me
give you a sneak peek.

♪ Yo listen up, it's time
that I drop that rhyme♪

♪ Here in the hallways
where I spend my time♪

♪ From that class to this class
I stay on my grind♪

♪ Always learning new things
to expand my mind♪

That's dope, man.
I can't wait to hear the rest.

Hey, Derek. The school's having
a bake sale this Friday.

-Wanna help out?
-Yeah, I can bring something.

Oh, well,
they only pick one student

to represent each class,
and this year it's me.

But I could use
some help manning my table.

I'm trying out a new recipe:
PB&J cupcakes.

OK, enough about the cupcakes.
Come here, Derek.

All right.
Time to see what you've learned.

Uh, but what have I learned?

I know it's a lot to take in,
but...

Uh, I don't know
if he's ready yet.

Chill.

Sometimes you gotta shove
the baby bird out of the nest

to see how cool they are.

Yeah. That's not how birds work.

Oh no. Did I actually
do something wrong?

[children laugh]

Phew. For a second there,
I thought I made a mistake.

Yeah. Your flawed bird logic
was surprisingly... flawless.

[music]

I'm telling you, it's not bad.
Look.

I mean, she's...
Good morning, honey.

Morning?
It's already 1 p.m. in London.

I see someone's
been up girlbossing.

Rebecca?

Do you know anything about,
um, cryptocurrency?

Well, I wasn't born
in the 1900s.

So, basically everything.

You use real money to
invest in secure digital money

that doesn't need a bank.

Then just sit back
and watch it grow.

OK. Yeah. OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I...

I've been reading about this new
currency called Zigcoin.

And by reading, he means
he saw a FlipFlop video.

True, but still pretty legit.

Well, Zigcoin is hot, but
it hasn't fully blown up yet,

so now's the perfect time
to invest.

Why would anyone
spend real money on fake money?

[Both] It's not fake money.

It's a little risky,

but the key is
getting out at the right time.

There are people out there
worth billions.

Yeah, Yasmine. Billions.
That's millions, with a "B".

Y'all sound delusional
with a "D".

You know what?
We don't need her. Yeah.

You know, we can build our own
Zigcoin empire.

I think there's
some Monopoly money

in the garage
to get you started.

Just put it in
the box when you're done.

I'm not sharing.

When this hits,
she's not getting a dime.

-Dad.
-No, I'm just saying.

You on the other hand,
I'm gonna hook you up.

-Oh, I know.
-Mm-hmm. One percent.

Mm-mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm.

[music]

Excited about performing today,
I see.

Less excited, more ready
to blow people's minds.

They pre-gathered for me.

I wasn't planning on flowing
until lunch,

But you gotta
give the people what they want.

Relax, guys. I'm here--

♪ Yo, listen up, it's time
to lay down some lines♪

♪ Here in the hallways
where I spend my time♪

♪ From that class to this class
I hustle and grind♪

♪ Always learning new things,
expanding those minds♪

[children clap]

Derek, sorry about yesterday.
You can really rap.

You're even better
than What's-His-Name.

I know you know my name!

-Can you believe this?
-I know. Derek's good!

Good? He stole my lyrics.

Yesterday, I gave him
a sneak peek,

and now he's
passing it off as his own.

I mean, I guess it was similar.

Similar? It was basically
the same lyrics.

This is sabotage!

It's a betrayal!
It's hip-hop plagiarism!

I'm sure it was
an honest mistake. Jeez.

[bell rings]

So... When did you decide
you were a rapper?

After I rapped?
Seems like a big coincidence.

I would've mentioned
it yesterday,

I just didn't have the chance.

Uh-huh. And where did
you find the inspiration

for those lyrics?

I don't know.
They kinda just came to me.

-This dude right here.
-Is everything OK?

No, it's not.
Those were my lyrics!

They were the same ones I showed
you yesterday. Remember?

Dylan, I'm sorry.
It was an accident.

You ever just hear something
and it gets stuck in your head

and you don't know
where it came from?

They're called earworms.
They're not dangerous.

Usually.

Listen, I'll tell
everybody what happened.

Your lyrics are great.

I don't wanna be known
as a hip-hop plagiarizer.

It's OK.

My lyrics are so good,

I can't even blame you
for getting mesmerized.

-Your lyrics are fire.
-It's true. They are.

You know, I realized I wanted
to become a rapper when...

You go ahead. I'll tell you
about my origin story later.

Guess it was just a mistake.

[children laughing]

What is happening around here?

[music]

Dad, Dad, Dad.
Did you see? Did you see?

Did I see what?

Zigcoin. It skyrocketed
early this morning.

[Myles groans]

What? Our initial investment
has almost tripled.

Yeah. About that.

So, I was so anxious
last night, right?

I couldn't go to sleep.
I had to stay awake all night

because I was waiting for
the prices to go up.

And I saw them. They went up.

Only to go down again. But then
they went way, way, way, way up.

Only to go down again.
Way, way, way down.

-I couldn't take it!
-What are you saying?

-I lost our investment.
-You what?

-I lost our investment.
-Dad!

Well, the good thing is, you
know, we didn't lose anything.

But, we didn't
triple anything either.

I should have known better than
to trust a Boomer with this.

I said it before, I'm Gen X.

Good morning,
my beautiful family.

What are you smiling about?

Well, last night at book club,

some of the ladies were
talking about cryptocurrency.

And I have to admit,
I might have been

a little hasty
dismissing you both before.

-[Both] Really?
-Really.

In fact, I took it upon myself

to invest a little in
that Ziggy coin.

-[Both] Zigcoin!
-Whatever.

So I guess I bought the dip
or whatever that means.

As of this morning,
I quadrupled my investment.

Digital ka-ching. Am I right?

Mom, that's amazing!

I know. Between this and
your dad's investment in crypto,

I think we might be able
to upgrade our family vacay

from Savannah
to the south of France.

-[Myles groans]
-Or Italy if you want.

Leave the Boomer
to his wallowing.

Girlbossing waits for no one.

Let's talk about
projected earnings.

Ooh! This is so fun!

C'est la vie.

[music]

You know, I don't think I've
ever seen you

-this bothered before.
-I'm not bothered.

Fine. I'm a little bothered.
But this is ridiculous.

He just got here, and all of
the sudden, he has a fan club.

So what? He's fitting in. This
is what we wanted, remember?

I know. But not like this.

It's like he's
stealing my spot at this school.

He needs to stay in his lane.

I love you, cuz,

but I think you're reaching
just a little bit.

-What's up, fellas?
-Hey, Derek. What's that?

These are
banana pudding cupcakes.

You inspired me to make
my own recipe for the bake sale.

Oh. That's great. I mean,
I love where your head's at,

but I already have a recipe
for the bake sale.

Oh, this is awkward.

I guess some teachers overheard
about you doing PB&J cupcakes,

and they got worried
about potential allergies.

What? I've been working
on that recipe for months!

What am I supposed to do now?
Just "J" cupcakes?

Who wants just "J"?

Don't worry, cuz.

I'm sure you got another recipe
on deck that you can use.

Uh, actually,
I volunteered to step up

to represent the class
for the bake sale.

[Charlie laughs loudly]

No offense, but the bake sale's
kind of a big deal.

You can't just swoop in
and serve some untested recipe.

Feel free to give them a test.

[sniffs]

So?

It's... delicious.

I'm glad you approve.

Who else wants
some free cupcakes?

Derek,
these cupcakes are incredible.

Way better
than What's-His-Name's.

Stop acting like you
don't know people's names!

You should represent our class
at the bake sale.

[children] Derek! Derek!
Derek! Derek!

You were right. That kid
needs to stay in his lane.

I thought I was the one
who was reaching.

Yeah, well, that was before
it started affecting me.

Come on.

[children] Derek! Derek!
Derek! Derek!

Can't just steal someone's
lyrics and get away with it.

How'd he get those cupcakes
so light and fluffy?

It defies the laws
of cooking nature.

All right.

We need to do
something about Derek.

Like what? He stole our spots at
school and everyone loves him.

We've been cast aside
like PB&J cupcakes.

All it takes
is one embarrassing moment

to tank your social clout
faster than Zigcoin.

That's true.

Remember the time that soda
exploded on me at lunch?

I was "Cola Pants Charlie,"
for weeks.

Mrs. Harris still calls me CPC.

That gives me an idea.

Trick Mrs. Harris into
spilling cola on herself?

My ears are open.

No. How we can
knock Derek down a peg.

And we'll use
the bake sale to do it.

Hmm. Let me get
these cupcakes in the oven.

Don't worry.
All we'll need is one.

I'm gonna go ahead
and bake the whole batch.

Because that would be wasteful.

But I am very excited
to see where this is going.

[music]

[Myles types on computer]

Oh, OK. OK. Wow. Bam. Zap!

I see you,
Miss "Treat Yourself". OK.

Oh. I was going for "New bag,
who dis?" but I'll take it.

-Uh-huh. I see you. New bag.
-[Yasmine] Mm-hmm.

[Myles] New shades.
New earrings.

-How much did all that cost?
-Oh, it was nothing.

Well, not nothing.
Definitely something.

But basically nothing for
a Zig Boss like myself.

Zig Boss?

That's an industry term for
people with a ton of Zigcoin.

Could have been you, but being
the husband of a Zig Boss

is still pretty impressive.

[guffaws]

Baby, don't you think you're
getting a little carried away?

I mean, you know,
crypto is still unpredictable.

Oh, sweetie.

I appreciate your
very misplaced concern.

But just because you
couldn't handle the heat

doesn't mean I should
stay out of the kitchen.

Oh, OK. Oh.

Well, sweetie,
I would never tell you

to get out of the kitchen.
I'm not my mother.

[makes gunshot noise]

I'm just telling you
to be careful.

-OK, "New bag, who dis?"
-Thank you. I feel seen.

I do see you.

And I'm glad to see
that you're taking it so well.

Taking what so well?

Um, have you not
been on your phone?

Oh, it died while
I was out shopping.

Oh, well,
Zigcoin took a little dip.

A dip? What does that even mean?

A dip? That's like saying
the Titanic took a dip.

-That is catastrophic!
-That's crypto for you.

OK. OK. It's all right, baby.
It's OK.

Breathe. No, no, no.
No. Deep breath. Deep, deep.

[Yasmine struggles to breathe]

Can you look up the return
policy on designer handbags?

Of course, babe.
What about the sunglasses?

Let me grieve, Myles.

-[sobs]
-I know, baby. I know.

It gets hot in the kitchen.

I should
stay out of the kitchen.

You should definitely stay out
of the kitchen.

All the time. Yeah.

Yep. All the time,
and all the time is good.

Out the kitchen. I know.

-I'll stay out of the kitchen.
-I know, baby. It gets hot.

It's so hot.

[music]

Wow. This is amazing.
Look at all these cakes.

This was supposed to be my year

to win Star Baker
with my PB&J cupcakes.

[Both] Derek.

Excuse me, you two.
I'm trying to get a cupcake

from the school's best rapper
and best baker, Derek.

Oh, so Derek's name
he remembers.

Focus. We got a plan to execute.

So, all we gotta do
is get Derek to open this box

right next to his table,
and when he does,

it'll trip the
vinegar-baking soda mix

I rigged to the lid, and boom!

His table is covered in
gross, foamy explosion.

And I'm
the school's star baker again,

sweeping in to save the day

with my
peanut-free PB&J cupcakes.

How did you even do that?

A baker never
reveals their secrets.

Let's just stash them
right here for later.

Yeah.

Hey, guys. Good to see you.

You, too.
This is quite the turnout.

We just wanted to
say congratulations

and bring you
a little something.

I don't know what to say.

You guys have been great friends
to me from day one.

Even after I jacked your lyrics
and your bake sale spot.

-I knew it!
-You're admitting it!

I'm not proud of it. My family
just moves around a lot,

and I have a hard time making
friends. So I copied you.

So I'd have half a chance this
time. Everybody loves you guys.

Well, I don't know
about all that.

I do, and I get why.

You've both been stand-up guys,
and I'm really sorry.

I would love to collab

on a track with you
one day if you'd be down.

But for now, would you
man the booth with me?

I hate that I took your spot.

And I'm sure that there's
more deliciousness

in this box
somewhere around here.

Um, you know,
there is, actually.

Let me just take that
and bring you a fresh one.

Nah, this is my special one.
I'm gonna open it up

in front of everybody
and brag about how good it is.

These kids will spot a fake
oversell from a mile away.

Just give it to me,
and I'll get you a new cupcake.

Come on, at least
let me have a peek.

Hey, that kid right there just
took a cupcake without paying!

Look, you help with the table,
and I'll get the other cupcakes.

[Charlie] Right.

Quick thinking with the box.

I'm just glad we
didn't go through with it.

Revenge pranks
are not our thing.

I don't know
what we were thinking.

At least it all worked out
like it was supposed to.

So what'd you do with
the contraband cupcake?

I left it right th...

Right where?

It was there a second ago.

"For the coolest kid in school"?
How thoughtful!

[explodes]

[children all laugh]

You're right! It did work out
exactly how it was supposed to!

[music]

[music]

I just don't understand how you
made this without peanut butter.

A baker never reveals
his secrets.

So Derek, why does
your family move so much?

My dad works in tech,
so we're just going

wherever the latest
startup needs us.

Like, here in Atlanta, this
lady's making bank off of NFTs.

-[Charlie] Really?
-[Derek] Yeah.

She was just some regular lady
with a couple of kids

and going to a book club
every week.

Now she's flying
her private jet to Saint-Tropez.

Where's that?

I think somewhere
in South France.

Come on! Everyone's investing in
NFTs now. They're huge!

OK, fine. You can go talk to him

if you can tell
us what NFT stands for.

New... Fancy... Technology.

[laughs]

-Rebecca, is that right?
-Boomers.

-[Both] We're Gen X!

[Myles] How old do
you think we are?

[Yasmine] My god!

[music]