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[music]
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Happy Halloween, Dyl...
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What's up, Booder?
Who are you dressed as?
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Oh, I'm Macbeth.
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You know, Shakespeare.
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It was a tragedy.
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Man, those tights are a tragedy.
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[gasps]
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I'll have you know, real men
have worn tights for centuries!
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Preaching to the choir, Booder.
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Been there, done that.
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I did not like those wedgies.
Hmph!
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Why doth thou not have on ye
Halloween costume?
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Oh, I'm rocking this new
Fit and Dash gear
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because they're thinking about
making your boy
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their new spokesperson.
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Fit and Dash, that local fashion
line?
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Yeah, the last spokesperson got
canceled.
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So they're looking for a new
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wholesome face to rep their
brand.
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-That's cool!
-Yeah! I know!
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If I get picked, they'll outfit
me for a music video
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or a party I get invited to.
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So, what do you have to do to
get picked?
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Absolutely nothing, bro.
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The head of the fashion line,
Theodore Collins, just wants to
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stop by the house and make sure
I come from a good family.
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Well, that should work out.
Mr. And Mrs. Wilson
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are a class act.
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Your family is not at all
embarrassing.
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Exactly! This is not gonna
be a problem for me at all!
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[door jamming]
[grunting]
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Guh...
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[creepy piano music]
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Oh...hello there, scallywag.
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Behave yourself, scoundrel,
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or prepare to swab the poop
deck!
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This is going to be a problem
for me.
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* From the Chi, down to ATL,
family livin' well *
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* Uncle Myles ain't
understand my style *
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* Had to show and tell *
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* Auntie Yaz
said I'm good at math *
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* I should never fail *
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* And Cousin Becca,
she a steppa *
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* Charlie rollin' with the kid *
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* Yeah, ah, (WHO?)
You gonna love Young Dylan *
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* Yeah, ah, (WHO?)
Who gonna love Young Dylan? *
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* Yeah, ah, (WHO?)
Who gonna love Young Dylan? *
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* Yeah, ah, (WHO?)
You gonna love Young Dylan *
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* Yeah, ah, (WHO?)
Who gonna love Young Dylan? *
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* Yeah, ah, (WHO?)
You gonna love Young Dylan *
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[maniacal laugh]
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[eerie music]
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Can someone please tell me
what's going on?
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[Yaz chuckles]
You're going to flip!
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-The Home Association...
-Someone who has their teeth!
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Ah, yeah, that would be me.
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Oh, so, uhm...well, the, uh,
the Home Association has chosen
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our [hiccup] our house to be
the host house for this year's
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[burp]
Halloween Block Fest...
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-Scare Fest.
-[deep laugh]
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We're so excited!
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This is the first time they
chose us.
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Why do you look like that?
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Why do you look like that?
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I mean, uhm...
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you guys look...wonderful.
It's just, uh...
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-I was expecting...
-Expecting, expecting, yes, yes,
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speaking of expecting, I think
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the Home Association's expecting
more...cobwebs.
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Ooh...mmm, mmm, mmm...
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Please, dear, come, come.
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-Uh, uh, wait.
-We need more cobwebs, yes.
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And maybe, don't do that
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and take some of this stuff
down!
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Guys?
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[whimpering] I, I have important
people coming.
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[screams]
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[heavy exhale]
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Yo, Charlie, I got a big
problem.
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Oh, no, Chuck, are you okay?
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It's bad, Dylan.
Real bad.
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Chuck, no!
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[laughing]
Gotcha!
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Are you serious right now?!
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Wait...
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is that my Fit and Dash gear you
got on
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and have blood all over it?!
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I found it in the garage.
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I hid it there so you wouldn't
find it and wear it!
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Well, your plan backfired.
[raspberry]
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I can't believe you, Chuck!
I was gonna rock that when
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the head of the fashion line
came by.
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Hey, easy!
Where you goin'?
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I'm going to the one place that
calms me down when I'm upset.
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Captain Pete's Pizza
and Indoor Playground?
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No, that's your place.
I'm going to my studio.
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Oh, that makes much more sense.
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[eerie music]
[gasps]
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What the...
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Okay.
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[ Itsy Bitsy Spider slow
and eerie on piano]
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I must be
trippin'.
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Just calm down, Dylan.
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Calm down.
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It's just a figment of your
imagination.
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It's just a figment of my
imagination!
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[ Itsy Bitsy Spider continues]
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[heavy breathing]
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[ Itsy Bitsy Spider modulating
and contorting]
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[exhales]
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At least this place seems
normal.
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[Rebecca sing talking] Come
hither so I can eat your liver!
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[screams]
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[monster groans]
[laughing]
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Rebecca, you scared me.
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I'm gonna be a singing zombie
for the Halloween Scare Fest.
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Why are you on my mixer?
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I have to record myself.
I can't sound all flat
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like last year's singing tire.
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And, yes, I hear the irony.
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But I wanted to record some
music.
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It helps me think.
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Sorry, Cuzzo, the early zombie
worm gets the mixer.
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But that's my mixer.
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As your business partner,
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I'm entitled to half of
everything that's yours.
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[loud crunch]
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And those are my chips!
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Calm down, I saved you half.
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Everyone is getting on
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my very
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last
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nerves!
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I'm out!
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Uh, I hope that means I can have
the rest of the chips
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because I actually didn't save
you half!
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[music]
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Ah, thank you.
Grandma.
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Something's going on with the
whole family.
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It's just me and you.
The family's trippin'
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and I don't know what to do.
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Me and you are the only ones
normal.
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[several screams]
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Come on here, child.
Come on and help me
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water my friends.
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-Come on, now.
-[screams]
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I'm officially over Halloween!
I can't do this...I'm sorry!
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[screams]
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[screams]
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[breathing heavy]
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Like what Grandma V always
says...
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you'll never get a second chance
to make a good first impression.
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[exhales]
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I need to figure out some way to
get out of all this mess.
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I got it!
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I'll postpone it!
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Text Theodore Collins.
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Hey, Mr. Collins,
it's Young Dylan.
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Is it possible for you to
come by the house another day?
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Like, ANY other day?
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And, send.
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That should do it, right?
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What am I doing,
talking to a mummy?
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[ping on phone]
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Oh, yes.
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[reading] "Sorry, Dylan,
it has to be tomorrow!
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"I'm leaving for Europe
right after and won't be back
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before we need to pick our
new spokesperson."
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[Announcer from TV] And now,
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back to out horror movie
marathon.
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I'm already in a horror movie,
bro!
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I just need a nap.
[exhales]
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[scary creature voice]
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[screams]
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[creepy music]
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Oh, no-oh.
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Dylan, you look...well, like
you've seen a ghost.
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Lucky.
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Auntie, what's with the
scary...I mean, creepy...
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I mean, spooky dress, Auntie?
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You like it?
I know I love it.
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This house is even creepier than
before.
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Ah, thank you for saying that.
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-Dylan!
-[screams]
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Good mornin'! [chuckles]
How did you sleep?
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Uncle Myles...
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I see you got some new gear too.
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-Ah, yes.
-Wish I was still sleeping.
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Now, you guys need to change
and get this house together.
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I have a very important person
coming over
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to make me the spokesperson
for his fashion line.
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-Mmm.
-Mmm.
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[organ music playing]
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[growling]
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Who and what is that?
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That's Burch.
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[growls]
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[maniacal laugh]
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Relax, Dylan.
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I'm sure they're going to love
you, but first you must...
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do something about this outfit,
it's very...mortal.
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And your skin is alarmingly
vibrant and alive.
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It's not me I'm worried about
them liking.
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It's this weird family!
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[maniacal laugh]
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Weird?
Oh, I love it.
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You always say the nicest
things, nephew.
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You have no worries, Dylan,
we're gonna knock 'em dead.
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-Literally.
-[maniacal laughter]
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Come eat, dear...I made
some scrambled buzzard eggs
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and rat tail hash.
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Oh, my favorites.
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I have married the most dreadful
wife ever.
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-[sighing]
-[kissing sounds]
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That's so kind, dear.
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-[scream in the distance]
-[screams]
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What was that?!
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You don't recognize the
doorbell?
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That's the doorbell?
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Hmm, must be your guest.
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Wolf?!
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Yes, Madame?
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The door, Wolf.
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My pleasure.
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[music]
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Hello?
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I'm Theodore Collins.
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I'm here to talk to Young Dylan
and his family, the Wilsons.
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[clears throat]
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Yo, Theodore!
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Wrong house...
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Sorry...
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Thanks for coming by, though.
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Dylan is quite the jokester.
We're the Wilsons.
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Won't you come in?
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Welcome to Wilson manor.
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[snap, snap]
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Hi.
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[sniffs]
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It smells like...death.
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That's out new air freshener.
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Glad you like it.
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So, uh...you're Dylan's family.
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Ha-ha, yes...in the flesh.
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For now.
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[maniacal laugh]
[sniffs]
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Mmm...feisty.
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Señor Collins, please,
well, don't be shy...
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have a seat...yes...yes.
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Thank...no.
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Our house is your house.
Mi casa es su casa .
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[groan in the distance]
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It's just a saying.
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The house can be a little
sensitive.
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If I'm not needed, I'll return
to the cemetery.
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Run along, Wolf.
258
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,830
And no digging up bones!
259
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,198
-You have a cemetery?
-Doesn't everyone?
260
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,101
Uh, [coughs]
261
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:53,273
What an interesting home your
family has here.
262
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,441
Why, thank you.
263
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,111
Well, as I'm sure Dylan has
told you,
264
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,647
we are considering him for our
spokesperson
265
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,315
and wanted to meet his family in
person
266
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:03,851
-before we made our decision.
-Mmm.
267
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,718
-An excellent idea.
-Yes.
268
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:09,689
While you consider, can I offer
you something to drink?
269
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,459
Perhaps a blood orange spritzer?
270
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:16,496
Ah, yes...heavy on the blood.
[maniacal laugh]
271
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,499
Maybe just some water.
272
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,334
Hmm.
273
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,872
Dad, the sewage is blocked up
274
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,639
and coming outta the faucet
again.
275
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:30,243
On second thought,
I'll pass on the water.
276
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,712
And, who do we have here?
277
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:36,149
Oh, him?
That's my cousin Charlie.
278
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,617
Oh, nice to meet you young man.
279
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,386
[smack]
Ow.
280
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,323
Would you say your family is a
nice family?
281
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,624
Oh, yeah.
282
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,895
My parents give us all the bugs
we can eat.
283
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,029
Aaah...
284
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,264
I guess that's organic.
285
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,233
You betcha.
286
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,702
My favorite are
the fat juicy crickets.
287
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,270
[chuckles]
288
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,908
[smack]
Charlie, Charlie...
289
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,175
be a doll...
290
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,244
run out back and see if there's
any...
291
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,147
thing crawling around for our
guest.
292
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:09,482
Mmm, okay, Dad.
293
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,418
[chuckles]
294
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,253
-[scream in distance]
-[screams]
295
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,755
-What was that, Dylan?!
-[laughing]
296
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,558
[smack]
Stop it.
297
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:23,396
Honestly, Mr. Collins, I have no
idea.
298
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,933
Please excuse our pet gargoyle,
299
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:29,269
he gets a little fussy when he
wakes.
300
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,939
-[screams]
-Oh, hush, Killer!
301
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,174
Don't make me come over there.
302
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,044
¡Cállate!
303
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,679
Anyways...uh...
304
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:44,384
Dylan's music is perfect for our
brand's demographic.
305
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:49,022
-Ah, thanks.
-We love Dylan's music too.
306
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,291
-It's to die for.
-Oh, yes.
307
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,094
I'm sorry, is that meant to be a
joke?
308
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:58,031
Joke?
No, this...this is a joke...
309
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:02,602
What is black and white and dead
all over?
310
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:03,971
I don't know.
311
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:08,075
A zombie running around in a
tuxedo!
312
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,642
[maniacal laughter]
313
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,643
Oh, no...
314
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,980
[laughter continues]
315
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,983
I can't with him!
316
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,484
-Darling...
-Yes...
317
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,220
You really take my breath away.
318
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,622
[deep inhale]
319
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:24,857
[holding breath]
320
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:28,061
Who parked in my parking space?!
321
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:31,631
No one parks in my parking
space.
322
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:35,635
Please don't put a spell on our
nice guest, Viola.
323
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,604
A spell?
324
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,772
I think I've seen enough.
325
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,408
Wait, Mr. Collins!
326
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:44,111
I'm sorry, Dylan,
Mr. And Mrs. Wilson,
327
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,512
but I really must be going.
328
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,813
So soon?
329
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,382
Everything is ruined!
I'm so sorry about my family!
330
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,251
No, no, don't, don't be silly.
331
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,886
No need to apologize.
I just need to make my flight.
332
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:57,624
Oh, wait, wait...what about the
spokesperson job?
333
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:58,891
Well,
334
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,060
we'll...
335
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,762
-I mean...
-It's okay, I understand.
336
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,470
[Myles]Look, Dylan...
337
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:11,704
Dylan...
338
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:15,542
[sighs]
339
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:19,046
[screams]
Who or what are you?!
340
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,780
Oh, this is Tuesday.
341
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,814
I thought it was Monday.
342
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,950
Monday?
No, it's definitely Tuesday.
343
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,085
There must be some mistake.
344
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,620
I have a stake and I don't miss.
345
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,322
I think I should be going now.
346
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,058
I hope that it was something I
said.
347
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,259
Also, Happy Halloween.
348
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:35,928
Happy Halloween...ohh...my!
349
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:40,067
I have been so busy,
I completely forgot!
350
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:43,436
It is Halloween!
351
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:49,076
[laughing]
Oh, my!
352
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:52,579
You guys really got me.
I mean, this is wonderful.
353
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,848
I haven't had a good laugh like
this in years.
354
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,085
I was really terrified.
355
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,353
Oh, you flatter me!
356
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,790
Does that mean you'll be staying
for brunch?
357
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,293
Absolutely.
I'll move my flight back.
358
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,461
Tell me your name again, dear?
359
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,397
For the last time, it's Tuesday.
360
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:15,102
Well, Tuesday, your costume is
sheer genius.
361
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,170
Compliments...gross.
362
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,242
Well, let's eat.
363
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:26,113
Please join us on the veranda
for a lovely lunch.
364
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:29,482
After you...whoa.
365
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,624
Oh.
366
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,831
[exhales]
[squeaky door]
367
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,167
Oh, dear, it's so sunny
and bright.
368
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,170
How depressing.
369
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,875
[snap, snap, snap]
370
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,877
[eerie music]
371
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:04,551
It's amazing!
Ooh, I'm melting.
372
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,254
Happy Halloween!
373
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,756
Ho-ho!
374
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,892
-[indistinct]
-[laughs]
375
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:16,329
Darling.
[kisses]
376
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:19,432
And then my grief doctor died.
377
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,068
He was very good, I just don't
care.
378
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,936
[laughing]
379
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,708
What a delightful brunch.
380
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:33,846
And you all are so committed to
making everything so real.
381
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,816
I could've sworn that
I was eating real rat's tail.
382
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,552
-Ah.
-We only use real ingredients.
383
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:44,023
[laughing]
384
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,358
Oh, Mr. Collins...
385
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:49,229
you're still here?
Thought you left.
386
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,199
I spent some time getting to
know your family.
387
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,701
[exhales]
Look...
388
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,604
I just wanna apologize
for how weird my family is.
389
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,372
We all think our families
are strange sometimes
390
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,209
but you have a delightful
family.
391
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,743
-I do?
-Yes.
392
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,478
And you should be very proud of
them.
393
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,514
-I should?!
-Absolutely.
394
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,283
And it's because of them
395
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,652
I am officially
396
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,288
making Dylan our Fit and Dash's
spokesperson.
397
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:20,026
Ah, yes, yes, yes, bravo!
[glasses clinking]
398
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,028
Are you serious?!
399
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,296
Dead serious.
400
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,132
[laughing]
401
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,237
Never be ashamed of your family,
Dylan.
402
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:31,638
Yes, sir, thank you.
403
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,840
This was a wonderful morning.
404
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,376
Wilson family,
have a wonderful afternoon.
405
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:40,247
And please, tell Viola to not
put any spells on anyone I know.
406
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:44,751
-Wonderful family.
-Thank you, thank you.
407
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,920
-Wolf?!
-You don't need to call Wolf.
408
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,789
I'll see myself out.
409
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,095
Yes!
410
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,797
Yes!
411
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,033
Yes!
412
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,469
[chuckling]
413
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:04,904
[screams]
414
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,474
Still getting used to things.
415
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,309
[chuckling]
416
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:10,410
[music]
417
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,478
Yes!
418
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:14,213
[music]
419
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:18,451
And just like that, our house is
back to normal
420
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,520
and my family's back to
normal.
421
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,822
Woo!
Let's do this!
422
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:25,024
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
423
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,494
-All right, here we go.
-Excuse me.
424
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,661
Yo.
425
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,363
Lift with your legs not your
back.
426
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,633
What's going...
What...I...uh...
427
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,635
Boy, I wouldn't do that if I
were you.
428
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,337
Yes, ma'am.
429
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:40,673
It's safer to wait until she's
had a few handfuls.
430
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,610
Hey, guys, why would you turn
off the TV?
431
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,579
Sorry...I'm practicing my
capoeira.
432
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,715
I'm getting my next cord
tomorrow.
433
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,883
[guffaw] Ha!
Capoeira.
434
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,852
Listen, kids, when it comes
to...
435
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,888
martial arts, there's nothing
more true
436
00:20:56,489 --> 00:21:01,328
than kung-ka-ka-ka-fu.
[fighting sounds]
437
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,097
[deliberate exhale]
438
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:11,571
Uncle Myles, it sounds more like
kung noise than kung fu.
439
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:12,772
Shut up!
440
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,441
Shut...up!
441
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,043
Oh, my goodness.
442
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:19,078
You guys should spar to see
who's better.
443
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,146
Ohhh!
444
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:22,349
Booder, please, come on
now, that's a...
445
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,451
-Whatchu doin'?
-Okay.
446
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:25,952
I'm sparing, okay.
447
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,354
Sparing...that ain't nothing but
the Rock Away.
448
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:28,888
We used to do that back in the
day.
449
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,557
-Okay, okay, okay.
-Whatchu doin'?
450
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,360
Ohhh.
451
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:36,696
Don't try to hurt me, now.
That ain't funny.
452
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,366
Now you're doing gymnastics,
I see.
453
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,434
-Ow, ow, ow!
-Oh!
454
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:45,405
-Ouch, ouch, ouch!
-Boy, get up!
455
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,644
Which one's better?
456
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:57,216
Uh, well, at least as normal as
they can be.
457
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,086
[music]
458
00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,186
[chord]
459
00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:37,289
[splat]
[theme music]
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