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[Voice on TV]
Night of The Dragon,
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-press play to begin.
-Oh, no.
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Is it that time of year again?
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- Night of Dragon!
-Night of Dragon!
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You guys seriously have
to do this every year?
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Rebecca, if your father
and Dylan
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want to stay up all night
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and watch their
silly punch-kick movies,
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let 'em have their fun.
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They're called Kung-Fu movies.
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And yes, we have to do
this every year.
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Where did this obsession
come from, anyway?
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Um, not an obsession.
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A healthy appreciation
of fine art.
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- Fine art?
- Yes, fine art!
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Night of the Dragon
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is one of the highest grossing
films of all time.
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So is Fast Cars Five.
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I've seen that movie
multiple times,
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and let me tell you
it isn't fine art.
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When me and Dylan's
mom were kids,
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we went to a midnight showing
of Night of the Dragon.
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And we loved the movie
so much that every year
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on the same night,
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we'd stay up 'til midnight
and do it all over again.
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And when I was born,
she did the same thing with me.
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Aww.
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Well, it's nice that you two
can bond over something
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that you both
shared with Darlene.
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Just try not to be too loud,
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and save some energy
for work and school.
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And don't forget we've got
family game day on Saturday!
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Oh, yeah!
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I wouldn't miss family game day
for anything.
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Y'all better watch out
this weekend.
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And we all agreed...
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We're not inviting
Grandma Viola this time, right?
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[All] Oh, yeah.
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Whoa, time out.
Flag on the play.
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You know that's my mama
you're talkin' about, right?
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Yeah, and she's my grandma.
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But last time we had
her over for game day,
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she beat us at almost
every single game we played.
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Facts. And when she thought
she was going to lose,
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she threw her bagel
across the room.
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You have no idea how hard it is
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to get cream cheese
out of an afro.
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I get it, got it.
Okay, no problem.
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We're all good for Saturday.
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Thank you.
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Well, I'm going to bed.
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Charlie and Rebecca,
if you want to stay up
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with Dylan and your dad
to watch Night of the Dragon,
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knock yourselves out.
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[All] Goodnight.
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[music]
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♪ There once was
a kid from the city of Chi ♪
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♪ Mom knew I was cool
and not a regular guy ♪
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♪ Everybody follow me
I'm gonna take you on a trip ♪
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♪ Buckle up
Let's go ♪
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♪ I'mma give you all a hit
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♪ I'm a star came up
from a block of Chai Town ♪
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♪ Livin' large
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♪ I'm tryin' to balance school
and these bars ♪
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- ♪ Came far
- ♪ Ain't no better feelin'
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♪ I told 'em
you gon' love Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Young Dylan
Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Young Dylan
Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Young Dylan
Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Tell 'em
you gon' love Young Dylan ♪
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Tomorrow's a school day,
you sure you're gonna be good?
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Uncle Myles, I've been
doing this my whole life...
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I'mma be a'ight.
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Still got a little while
'til midnight.
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What do you wanna do?
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You ever played
Ninja Stance before?
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- Yeah, I don't think so.
- Check this out.
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The game is simple.
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When someone yells out,
"Ninja Stance!"
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Everyone's supposed to get into
whatever ninja stance
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- they can come up with.
- [Myles] Okay.
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And freeze in place.
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- [Myles] Okay.
- Like this.
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Ninja Stance!
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Ninja Stance.
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Okay, good!
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Now we take turns trying
to slap each person's hand.
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Kinda hard to do
when we're frozen.
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Man look, you can unfreeze
to attack or dodge,
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but then you have to freeze
in place again.
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So, let's go slow.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Ninja Stance!
Okay.
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Now you're gonna try
to slap my hand...
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And I'm gonna
move out of the way...
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[Myles] Uh-huh.
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Then, whatever position
we end up in,
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we have to stay in
until I move to attack you.
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And the same thing happens,
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but now it's my turn
to attack and you dodge.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Yeah, I got it. Okay.
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- [Dylan] Okay.
- Yeah, let's try one.
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- Okay, come on.
- All right, you ready?
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Ninja Stance!
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[Myles] Okay!
Okay!
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Now why...
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[music]
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[Charlie] Whoa,
you are dragging.
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I guess they call it
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Night of the Dragon
for a reason!
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Chuckles.
You're not funny.
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I'm a little funny.
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Man, I only got
a couple more classes
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to get through,
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then I can go straight to bed
when we get home.
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Okay class, I'll be subbing
for Ms. Shipley today.
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She told me that you all
have been talking about
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three newly discovered
species of spiders...
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The Skeletorus,
the Elphans,
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and the Sparklemuffin.
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Yes, their names
are quite funny.
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However, it appears these
aren't their real names,
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but nicknames given to them
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because of three
visual appearances.
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Now these spiders are known
as peacock spiders,
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and they love to dance!
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-Also, they can be quite small.
-[Dylan snoring]
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Also, they have
wonderful colors as well.
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Now, they use these colors
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to protect themselves
from predators,
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as well as a way to
show their worth
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to the spider
that they love most.
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They dance beautifully,
using their legs...
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Man, you almost gave me
a heart attack!
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Well, maybe next time,
you'll think before
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falling asleep in class.
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What?
I mean... No, no, no, no.
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I wasn't sleeping,
I was just watching my eyelids.
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Nice try, Dylan.
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But you'll be joining me
tomorrow in Saturday School.
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Saturday!
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You're gonna miss
family game night!
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[grunting aggressively]
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Mr. Elliot, Mr. Elliot,
Mr. Elliot!
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Mr. Elliot!
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I only fell asleep
for a couple minutes, I promise.
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I can't get Saturday School,
we family game day tomorrow!
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Please, there has to be
something I can do.
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If you can name
one of the spiders
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we talked about today,
maybe I'll reconsider.
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All right.
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Just give me a second.
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The Itsy-bitsy!
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You know.
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The itsy-bity spider
went up the water spout
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[laughing]
Dylan, Dylan, Dylan.
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I'll see you tomorrow
at Saturday School.
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Saturday School?
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I can't believe this.
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Well, I guess that means
you're going to
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have to miss family game day.
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What?!
No!
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Can't you call Mr. Elliot
and tell him what happened?
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Tell him what?
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That you and me stayed up
watching Night of the Dragon.
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I would have never
fallen asleep otherwise.
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Well...
Maybe you wouldn't have.
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But you did.
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Dylan, I asked you if you were
gonna be able to handle it,
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and you said you'd be fine,
so...
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That's on you.
No, Dylan.
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You gotta take responsibility
for your actions.
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Come on, Uncle Myles!
I'm gonna miss family game day!
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I'm sorry, Dylan.
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Man, this is bogus!
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Excuse me.
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[Myles] Hey!
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Lose the attitude.
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Yes, sir.
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Well, that could've gone better.
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Well, hey, guys.
Listen.
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I have a crispy 10 dollar bill
for the first person
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who can sling me
a snickerdoodle.
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[music]
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Dylan!
Come on, man.
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You gotta be at Saturday School
in 15 minutes.
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- Baby?
- [Myles] Yeah?
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You don't think you were
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a little tough on Dylan
yesterday?
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Maybe sometimes a kid
needs tough love.
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Yeah, but Dylan doesn't always
respond well to that.
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Yeah, I know.
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But if he wants
a little more freedom,
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he's gotta take
a little more responsibility.
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Just trust me on this one.
Okay?
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- You ready to go?
- Yes, sir.
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All right, let's get it.
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See you later, Dylan.
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Hey.
Are you guys okay?
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You could help.
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Bad back.
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Didn't have a bad back earlier.
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Remember, don't tell your mom
about family game day, okay?
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I won't.
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Hey, baby.
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Hey, y'all. I just came by to...
Wait a minute.
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Y'all having family game day?
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Mama, you gotta quit
surprisin' us like that.
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[music]
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[music]
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Mr. Young, glad to see
you could make it.
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Well...
Did I have a choice?
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No.
Go ahead and take a seat.
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Grab a sandwich.
My mother made them.
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Yo, Bethany!
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What are you doing in here?
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Remember when you
waved at me in the hallway,
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and I turned and ran off?
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Well, I got in trouble
for running in the hallways.
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This is kinda like
our first date.
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Excuse me.
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No, no, no.
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[Dylan] Do it.
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So, you want my sandwich?
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No.
Never, no.
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If you're not going to eat it,
I'll take it.
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Christian, what are you
even doing?
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Well, by 11 o'clock,
all of you will be hungry.
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And I'll be the one selling
the sandwiches.
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What?!
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Don't hate me 'cause
I'm enterprising.
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[music]
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Hey, Myles.
Right on time.
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Why don't you come on in here
help me get some snacks
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for family game day?
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And you three can pick out
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whatever game you wanna
lose at first.
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Y'all heard my mama.
Pick, pick, pick, pick.
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What's up, mama?
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I heard about Dylan.
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Oh, yeah, it's a shame.
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You know, I mean...
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But he wanted to stay up late
and watch the movie,
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you know, sohe fell asleep in
class and now he gotta deal.
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Okay.
Well, let me ask you.
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You don't think you played
a part in all this?
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What do you mean?
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Well, didn't you give him
permission to stay up late,
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watching Kung Fu-y
or whatever it was?
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Night of the Dragon, Mom.
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And didn't you
stay up late with him?
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Yeah, I mean...
Yeah, but...
254
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,361
But what?
255
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:53,016
You say you want Dylan
to be more responsible,
256
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:56,890
maybe you should lead
by example.
257
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,196
Maybe you're right.
258
00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:01,546
Maybe?
259
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:04,549
Baby, I'm always right.
260
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,291
Now make yourself useful
and get me some tissues.
261
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:10,512
'Cause I'mma beat Yasmine
so bad, she gon' cry...
262
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:11,905
Again.
263
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:17,780
[music]
264
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,525
Hey, how you doin'?
265
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,962
I'm Dylan's Uncle Myles.
Not sure if you remember.
266
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:27,790
But I was wondering if you
could help me out.
267
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,313
Salutations!
268
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,663
I am Mr. Elliot.
269
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,535
How may I be of service?
270
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,058
Okay...
271
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,017
Yeah.
Anyway.
272
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,845
: I know there's been kind of
a misunderstanding.
273
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,717
I know Dylan fell asleep
in class the other day,
274
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:45,590
but it's actually, like,
my fault.
275
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,723
I let him stay up late
with me the other night,
276
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,769
watching Night of the Dragon.
277
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,683
Great movie.
Have you seen it?
278
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:55,818
Mr. Myles, I assure you
I am well versed
279
00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:58,212
in the cinematic
and box office success
280
00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:02,346
that is Night of the Dragon.
281
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,131
My man.
My man!
282
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:05,523
- All right.
- Woo!
283
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:08,309
Yeah.
284
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,354
All right then. All right.
285
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:13,009
Oh, hey, get down with it.
All right.
286
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,969
So I was wonderin', you know,
since we have this lil bond,
287
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:20,451
if you could let Dylan
off the hook?
288
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:23,672
- No!
- That's what I'm talkin' about!
289
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,761
Wait, no.
290
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,198
What you mean no?
What you mean?
291
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:31,419
If I let him go,
I'd have to let everyone go.
292
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:35,945
- I'm okay with that!
- Sit down.
293
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,904
You're really not going
to help me out?
294
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,296
I'm sorry.
295
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:48,218
Well, you know what,
Mr. Elliot?
296
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,481
If you're gonna punish Dylan,
then you gotta punish me.
297
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,657
Because I'm just as much
at fault for him
298
00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:57,619
falling asleep in class as
he is. So, guess what?
299
00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:02,580
I'm doing Saturday School, too.
300
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,887
Just one moment, sir!
301
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:07,977
You think you can just
walk in here
302
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:13,113
and punish yourself
to Saturday School?
303
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,811
Yes.
304
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:19,728
Then I must insist you have
one of my mother's sandwiches.
305
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:28,998
Dylan.
Dylan.
306
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:47,451
You're not supposed to talk
in Saturday School.
307
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,110
It's Christian.
308
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:56,896
You gonna eat that?
309
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:03,990
[music]
310
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,603
Three.
311
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:11,040
- Four!
- Five!
312
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,563
Six!
313
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:15,479
Hah!
Suckas, I win!
314
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,612
Grandma, we were just rolling
to see who picks the first game.
315
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,570
I know.
Me.
316
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:21,746
This is a win.
317
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:24,227
All right, let's get game day
on the road.
318
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,316
Who's ready for they
butt whooped first?
319
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:27,796
You are!
320
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,320
[music]
321
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:33,410
Thank you.
322
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,891
No...
323
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:39,199
Thank you.
324
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,940
That's game.
325
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:44,117
Dang it!
326
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,989
I'm so sorry to
do this to you, baby.
327
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:53,474
Oh, come on!
328
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:56,042
Actually,
this don't feel too bad.
329
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:04,702
[Viola] That's a flush!
330
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,183
The only thing that
can beat that is...
331
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:08,924
This!
332
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:12,623
[Rebecca] No way!
A royal flush?!
333
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,103
Be better.
334
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:20,196
[phone ringing]
335
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:21,763
Whose phone is that?
336
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,460
[phone ringing]
337
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:27,334
Whose phone is that, really?!
338
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,118
Mr. Myles?
339
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:32,426
Mr. Elliot, I think it's
coming from your desk.
340
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:35,603
Oh, right.
341
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,040
[phone ringing]
342
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:40,260
Hello?
343
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,784
Hi, Mom.
344
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:45,047
No, you may not
throw them out.
345
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:47,615
They are not toys,
they are my props!
346
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:50,400
Because I am a thespian!
347
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,228
No!
No!
348
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:53,577
I said no!
349
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:57,016
I'll be right there!
Mr. Myles, you're the oldest.
350
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,974
I'm going to have to
leave you in charge.
351
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,845
I have an emergency at home.
352
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:05,807
Dylan.
353
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,334
Hey bro, I think your uncle
is trying to talk to you.
354
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:14,120
Well, tell him
I don't wanna talk to him.
355
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,209
He says he doesn't wanna
talk to you.
356
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:19,386
But tell Bethany
I do wanna talk to her.
357
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:22,780
Dylan said...
358
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:24,391
Well, can you ask Dylan
359
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,741
when he thinks he might be ready
to talk to me?
360
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:29,178
He wants to know when
you'll be ready to talk to him.
361
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,528
When Bethany is ready
to talk to me.
362
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,530
A long time.
363
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,358
Dylan, come on, man.
I'm trying to talk to you.
364
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:38,318
You didn't want to talk
yesterday.
365
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:42,409
Yeah, but I'm tryin' to talk
now, aren't I?
366
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:45,368
You could have tried
to help me out last night,
367
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:48,197
but you didn't and now I'm stuck
here in Saturday School,
368
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:51,374
missing game day,
bored out of my mind.
369
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,681
Dude's got a point.
Saturday School is whack.
370
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:56,118
Facts.
371
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:59,382
Okay, well, I mean...
It doesn't have to be boring.
372
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,341
It kinda does.
That's the whole point.
373
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,259
Well, all right.
Well, let's change that.
374
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,696
Right now.
All right? Yeah.
375
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:09,914
Come on.
[clapping]
376
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,265
How 'bout we play Ninja Stance?
377
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,316
Careful!
378
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,710
Hush now, little girl.
I know the rules.
379
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,364
If the tower falls, you lose.
380
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:29,456
Be quiet so I can concentrate.
381
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,501
Maybe you should've gone
for that other piece.
382
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,155
Charlie...
383
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,636
I know where you sleep.
384
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:41,163
[music]
385
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,039
[Rebecca] She knocked
the tower down!
386
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,697
I can't believe I share
the same blood
387
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,395
as you two cheaters!
388
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:59,007
Yasmine, I can understand.
But you two?!
389
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:11,193
We beat Grandma!
We beat Grandma!
390
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:12,629
I take no pleasure in this, boo.
391
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,849
Hi-ya!
392
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,938
[Christian] Oh, no!
393
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:23,074
[music]
394
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:42,659
You're gonna have
to be quicker than that.
395
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:54,193
[clapping]
396
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,458
Yo, Unc.
That was so tough.
397
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:01,200
Where'd you learn
all those moves?
398
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,376
Please. I've been
watching Kung-Fu flicks
399
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:06,379
since before you were born.
400
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:09,556
- Respect.
- Pretty good for an old guy.
401
00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:13,342
All right, al lright, look,
look, look. Um...
402
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:16,737
I want to apologize
for yesterday.
403
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,608
You know, I was grillin' you
about taking responsibility
404
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,088
without even taking
responsibility
405
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,525
for my own actions.
406
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:25,485
Thanks, Uncle Myles.
I'm sorry for raising my voice.
407
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,269
Yeah.
408
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,966
I appreciate you sayin' that.
409
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,707
- We cool?
- [Dylan] We cool.
410
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,753
All right.
411
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,233
Round two?!
412
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:40,195
Three, two, one!
Ninja Stance!
413
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:44,373
What is going on here?!
414
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,984
Exactly! You know how many times
I told them
415
00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:49,639
to sit down somewhere?
416
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:53,817
This looks like a game
of Ninja Stance.
417
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:56,646
And I'm very upset...
418
00:20:56,777 --> 00:21:00,607
Because you didn't invite me!
This is my favorite game!
419
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,783
Ninja Stance!
420
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:08,310
[music]
421
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:14,273
How was Saturday School?
422
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:19,539
It was liiiiii...ty!
423
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:21,280
We played Ninja Stance!
424
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,020
How did game day go?
425
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:25,196
I'm trying to find
a better word than awesome.
426
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,155
But yeah, it was pretty awesome.
427
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,939
Yeah!
We finally beat Granny V!
428
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:30,854
Okay, I see y'all!
429
00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:33,509
Oh, yeah!
430
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,730
Game day ain't over yet!
431
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:37,992
Mom?
432
00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:42,997
Where'd everybody go?
433
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,480
I'll wait.
434
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:55,923
Y'all can come out now.
435
00:21:56,053 --> 00:22:01,972
[music]
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