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So, in conclusion,
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my old beat machine is like...
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Your car, Uncle Myles!
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Slow and ugly.
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The new beat machine
is like a Ferrari,
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fast and pretty.
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and they make fire beats.
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And that's why you should
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get me a beat machine
for my birthday.
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Thank you for your time.
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I will now open the floor
for questions and comments.
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Yeah, I have a comment.
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First of all,
Mathilda is not slow and ugly.
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She's a reliable car
that has feelings.
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And hopefully she
hasn't heard you,
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because she might
not start today.
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Thank you, Dylan,
for that hour long presentation.
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-It was riveting.
-Mm-hmm.
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But your birthday still
is two weeks away,
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and your Uncle Myles and I
need to make sure
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whatever gift we
get you is special,
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meaningful,
and educational.
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As you can see,
Mama Yaz,
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I covered all those things
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in sections seven through nine.
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And why the beat machine
is also educational,
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motivational, and fun.
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Yeah, you should have said
"recreational".
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'Cause it rhymes.
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Now everybody wanna be a critic?
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Great job, Dylan.
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We'll look over your proposal
and get back to you.
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Okay, but.
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Don't sleep on this,
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they could be all sold out,
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and then you guys would
feel really bad,
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and I would hate that
for you guys.
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I'm sure you would.
Okay, all right, now.
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Yep, yep. We got it.
Don't worry about it.
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You can go.
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Mm-hmm, all right.
Watch yourself.
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There you go.
All right.
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You know what?
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If this kid spent
half as much time
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doin' his homework as he did
on his presentation,
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he'd be gettin' A's!
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Well, I can't wait to
see his face when
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he opens his gift and sees
that we actually got him
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the beat machine he wants.
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I know, I know.
He's gonna flip.
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Did you hide it in a good spot?
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Yeah.
Yeah, yeah...
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Unc only has one hiding spot.
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Oh, baby.
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Wanna try my new
cookie creation?
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Wow!
Mm.
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If it tastes as good
as it smells,
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you have a winner, Chuckles!
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See for yourself.
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Wow!
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Great job, Chuckles!
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Sorry, can't stay for long.
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I have a top secret mission
I need to complete.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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♪ There once was a kid
from the city of Chi ♪
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♪ Mom knew I was cool
and not a regular guy ♪
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♪ Everybody follow me
I'm gonna take you on a trip ♪
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♪ Buckle up
Let's go ♪
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♪ I'ma give you all a hit
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♪ I'm a star came up
from a block of Chi Town ♪
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♪ Livin' large
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♪ I try to balance
school and these bars ♪
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- ♪ I came far
-♪ Ain't no better feelin'
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♪ I told 'em
you gon' love Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Young Dylan, Young Dylan
Young Dylan, Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Young Dylan
♪ Young Dylan
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♪ Tell 'em
you gon' love Young Dylan ♪
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[music]
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Oh, what up?
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-What are you doing?
-Oh, nothing...
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Is that the new beat machine
you've been asking for?!
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How did you get it?!
Do Mom and Dad know?!
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Promise me you won't
say anything!
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What did you do?
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Well, I found out where
Uncle Myles hid
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my birthday present,
and I opened it.
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You should put it back.
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If they find out,
you'll be in big trouble!
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Wait.
Why am I telling you this?
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All of Mom and Dad's rules
are because of you!
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Whatever.
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Besides, if they don't find out,
I have a few weeks
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to get used to everything
it can do!
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But if they do, you'll lose it
and never get a chance
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to make dope beats
that only this thing can make.
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What is it?
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It's Mystery X!
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My old rival
from the online battle.
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He just dropped his new mixtape!
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I can't fall behind.
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Young Dylan ain't goin'
out like that!
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And this baby,
this new beat machine...
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Is gonna help.
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-Ooh!
-Mm.
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Charlie! You're in here
baking up a storm.
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And it smells delicious, too.
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-Mm.
-Mm.
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-Thanks. Wanna try it?
-Oh well, I don't mind if I do.
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Oh snap, wow.
Charlie, these are delicious!
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-[Yasmine]: Mm.
-These are amazing!
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It's what you kids would say
is "slammin'"!
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Hey, we said slammin', too.
We ain't that old.
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Actually...
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Rebecca, try Charlie's
new cookie!
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Try that.
Yes.
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Wow!
Charlie, these things are...
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Bussin'!
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Don't...
Don't do that, Dad.
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It came to me in a dream,
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ginger vanilla cherry
snickerdoodles.
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-So, you like it, huh?
-Like it?
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I tell you man,
these things are phenomenal!
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Wait a second.
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Wait a second.
Yo.
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We can serve these this year
at our annual rummage sale
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at the neighborhood block party.
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And we can finally
beat the Millers!
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-Yes!
-Ugh.
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The Millers always have
the most popular house
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in the neighborhood.
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And they always
rub our faces in it, too.
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Last year,
they had a petting zoo.
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-Right, hmm.
-And the year before that,
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they had a martial arts
demonstration with real ninjas!
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Yeah, don't worry about it.
Not this year, Millers!
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With Charlie's cookies
as our secret weapon,
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we gon' be the most popular
house in the neighborhood.
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You think my cookies
can beat ninjas?
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Let me tell you somethin',
Charlie.
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These cookies are so good,
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They will make ninjas
surrender and cry!
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That's how good
these cookies are.
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Hm, "make ninjas
surrender and cry."
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That's good, Dad!
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I'll use that for my
social media campaign!
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I can't wait to see
Sherry Miller's face
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when she sees our driveway
filled with people,
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and hers empty and sad.
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And with all the traffic
we bring in,
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we'll be able to sell
everything at our rummage sale!
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We're going to beat the Millers!
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[all]: We're going to beat
the Millers!
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[music]
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Ooh, okay.
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♪
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♪ Ay, look,
Uh, look ♪
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♪ Say I'm wit you
then I'm wit you ♪
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♪ Bro, Young Dylan
ain't do no switchin' ♪
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♪ Keep that mop, that bucket
no slippin' ♪
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♪ My neck got water
my outfit drippin' ♪
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♪ Ooh, kill these beats
and I got... ♪
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[wonky music]
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No!
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-Everything okay, Dylan?
-Yeah, you texted that it...
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Was an emergency?
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No, everything is not okay!
We have a huge problem.
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We do?!
What is it?
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My precious baby.
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I spilled water on
my beat machine.
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Hold on. The beat machine that
I told you not to open
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because something like this
might happen?
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Wait, what's going on?
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Dylan found the birthday present
Mom and Dad got him,
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and opened it.
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No!
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Okay, okay.
We don't have time for all this.
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We need to figure out
what to do,
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so Uncle Myles and
Auntie Yasmine don't find out.
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And just so you know,
if Mom and Dad do find out
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that you opened your
present early,
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you can forget about getting
any cool gifts for a while.
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I found a birthday present once,
and opened it early.
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For the next three years,
all I got was socks.
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And they were the ugliest
socks ever.
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You guys are tryin'
to scare me, right?
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I need your help.
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Come on, I was there for you
when you broke
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Mama Yaz's favorite coffee mug,
remember?
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Yeah, and you only said
you would help me
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if I got Bethany
to go out with you.
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True, but when you
told me no,
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I still helped you replace it.
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Because you said you would
remind me of that day,
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and force me to help you
somehow!
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And today is that day, cousin!
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music
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So, I'm bidding on
a used version of
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my beat machine online.
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And I'm battling it out
with Mystery X,
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and he keeps outbidding me!
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What do you want me to do?
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I need you to sit down,
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and get on,
and start bidding.
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Hopefully, it should
scare him away
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if two people
are bidding against him.
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What is the bidding been
up to so far?
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It's almost up to
what it really costs.
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Then why don't you
just buy a new one?
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Because I already checked
everywhere!
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They're all sold out!
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This is the only one
I could find.
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And my last chance
at getting a replacement.
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Get on, the bidding
is almost finished!
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Calm down!
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If you had just listened to me
in the first place,
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you wouldn't even be
in this mess.
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Five more seconds, Rebecca!
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We have the highest bid!
We're gonna beat 'em!
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Five, four, three, two...
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Oh, no!
He outbid us at the last second!
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Man!
No, no, no!
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NO!!
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Dylan.
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I think you just need to
come clean to Mom and Dad.
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But if I come clean,
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I'll get socks on my birthday
for the next three years!
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There has to be another way!
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You're just digging
a deeper hole.
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It's Mystery X,
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he's willing to sell me
his beat machine!
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For three times
what it's worth?!
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I can't afford that!
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Face it, Dylan.
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You've got yourself
a one way ticket to Sockville.
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Population, you!
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[music]
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Myles!
Stop eating the cookies!
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I'm sorry,
they're so good!
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Charlie, let me
tell you somethin'.
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The line for your cookies are
going to be around the block.
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And I can't wait to see
the Millers' face
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when our driveway packed,
and theirs empty!
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And with all that
foot traffic,
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we'll be able to sell out
our rummage sale
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faster than anyone
on the block!
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-It's a win-win!
-That's right.
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And making the Millers squirm
is just a bonus!
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Mom, Dad!
Look!
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I found it while I was
putting up fliers
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for Charlie's cookies
around the block.
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What?
253
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,270
The Millers got a
Hawaiian shaved ice truck
254
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,925
for the fair?!
255
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,796
The Millers!
256
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:36,320
What are we gonna do?
257
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,888
I'll tell you what.
What we're not gonna do,
258
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,803
is we're not gonna lose
to the Millers again!
259
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,500
That's what we're not gonna do.
260
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,154
-No, we aren't.
-No, we're not.
261
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,547
Think, think, think.
Think, think, think.
262
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,549
Ooh, ooh!
I got it, I got it.
263
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,507
I'm gonna hire these skydivers
that my company used
264
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:50,900
last year at the picnic.
265
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:53,033
Yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah.
266
00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:54,730
But Dad, what about my cookies?
267
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,819
Don't you think they're
enough to beat them?
268
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,429
Well, Charlie, yes, yes.
Your cookies are great,
269
00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,866
but we're gonna need
something extra
270
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:03,043
to beat the Millers, 'kay?
271
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:06,524
Hello?
Hi, Jumping Jack? Yes, hi,
272
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:10,093
I'm gonna need ten of
your best skydivers.
273
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:13,575
Oh, that's terrible.
274
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,055
Into a train?
275
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:18,841
So, nine will do.
276
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:27,719
"Dear Mystery X,
277
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:31,854
if you're still willing to sell
me your beat machine
278
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:36,772
at that crazy high,
super ridiculous price,
279
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:40,297
I think I'll have money
for it soon.
280
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:44,693
P.S., did I mention
that it is a super,
281
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:49,480
crazy, ridiculous high price?"
282
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:50,960
Send.
283
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,180
[music]
284
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,790
Baby!
285
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:57,097
I can't wait to see
the looks on the Millers' faces
286
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:58,794
when the skydivers I hired
come parachuting
287
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,840
down into our driveway.
Boom!
288
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,233
They aren't gonna know
what hit 'em.
289
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:04,756
Would you look at that.
290
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,933
Baby, look.
291
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:09,718
They hired hula dancers to go
with the shaved ice truck!
292
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,025
Okay, okay, Millers!
I see you!
293
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,940
I see you!
294
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,856
Listen, doesn't matter.
Hula dancers?
295
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,292
Ain't gonna compare
to what we got!
296
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:19,902
Wait and see!
297
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,469
Mm-hmm.
298
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,427
-Baby?
-What's up?
299
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:26,213
Are you sure about
these skydivers?
300
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,650
I want to beat the Millers
just as much as you,
301
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,391
but maybe we should just
let Charlie's cookies
302
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:31,958
be our thing.
303
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,568
He was super excited
for everyone to try,
304
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:37,572
and win or lose,
they are amazing.
305
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,313
Baby, that's what
the skydivers are for!
306
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:40,923
Okay?
Look.
307
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:44,187
Skydivers, flash.
Charlie's cookies, bang!
308
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,710
Trust me on this.
309
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:48,148
We're winnin' this...
Mom!
310
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:51,760
What are you doing?
Why are you at the Millers'?!
311
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,937
Getting some shaved ice
and some hula lessons.
312
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,286
Here, hold this.
313
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:59,550
Did you know that hula
is a form of story telling?
314
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:04,947
And my hips have some
stories to tell.
315
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,906
Tell you what, Mama.
Come here, let me talk to you.
316
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,646
Come on, come on!
317
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:11,823
Hey, Charlie.
You okay?
318
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,783
You seem a little down.
319
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,307
I just thought Dad
really believed in my cookies.
320
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:18,918
He does, Charlie.
321
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:21,442
He's just so caught up in
beating the Millers,
322
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:24,053
that he forgot how
amazing they are.
323
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,403
-You really think so?
-Trust me.
324
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:27,927
The moment people
start trying them,
325
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,494
we're going to be
the hit of the block.
326
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,453
I hope you're right.
327
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,325
Trust me, I am.
328
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,066
Wait.
329
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:39,808
Dylan, you're selling
your records?
330
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,898
And your autographed
Bears and Bulls jerseys?
331
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,378
And your Queen Star poster?!
332
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,207
Look, you snuck outta the house
to get this.
333
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,905
I heard if things
don't give you joy,
334
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,516
you just have to
get rid of them.
335
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,866
But all these things
do bring you joy.
336
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,738
Yeah, I mean, you never stop
337
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,261
talking about your
autographed jerseys.
338
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:01,264
What's going on?
339
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,440
Okay, let's see here.
340
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:08,924
Ooh!
A real sports shirt!
341
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,970
Oh, there's something on it.
It's written.
342
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,059
This is really theatrical.
343
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,670
This would be perfect
for my sports musical,
344
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,802
♪ Put the Ball Down and Dance!
345
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:23,591
-I'll give you twenty.
-Twenty?!
346
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:26,333
This jersey is worth
at least 200!
347
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,074
Ah!
348
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:31,860
Did this chap
win an Oscar or something?
349
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,209
Okay.
350
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,689
How about the sports tunic
over there,
351
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,778
with the scary bear on it?
352
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,345
I'll give you forty.
353
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:39,999
Forty?!
354
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,653
For an autographed
Justin Fields jersey?!
355
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,394
Are you kidding me?!
356
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:47,919
It's at least worth 500!
357
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,705
I believe our business
has concluded.
358
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,185
I bid you ado.
359
00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,234
Okay, young lady.
Hey, how you doin'.
360
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:00,149
None of this stuff is for sale.
Thank you.
361
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,108
I said it...
I said it's not...
362
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,979
Ow!
363
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,156
She's a Miller.
364
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:16,296
Dylan, what's goin' on?
365
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,906
[Yasmine]: Dylan?
366
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:24,739
I found the birthday present
you and Uncle Myles got for me.
367
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:28,743
Master of hiding things, huh?
368
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,397
Okay, all right,
so you found it,
369
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:35,228
but why are you selling
your prized possessions?
370
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:38,057
'Cause I opened it,
and started using it.
371
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,059
Then I accidentally
spilled water on it
372
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,626
and it broke.
And I couldn't fix it.
373
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:45,368
So, my next plan was
to replace it with a new one,
374
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:48,371
but now the dude is selling it
for triple the price.
375
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,460
So, you were selling
all this stuff to pay for it?
376
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,375
Yeah.
377
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,247
You should have just been honest
with us, Dylan.
378
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,379
Yeah, man, a beat machine
can be replaced.
379
00:17:56,510 --> 00:18:00,470
But these are priceless
because they mean so much.
380
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,081
To you.
381
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,170
Dylan, put all this stuff away.
382
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,085
You're not selling any of it.
383
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:11,873
Wait.
So, I'm not in trouble?
384
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,093
Oh, you're in trouble.
385
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,920
And you won't be getting
a beat machine
386
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:19,228
anytime soon.
Ugly socks.
387
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,926
Do you realize you didn't
just ruin your present
388
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,102
for yourself,
but you ruined
389
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:25,147
a wonderful moment
your Uncle and I
390
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:26,670
were hoping to share with you?
391
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:31,632
Sometimes giving a gift is just
as rewarding as getting one.
392
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:35,462
Growing up means thinking of
others more than yourself.
393
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:39,422
And I hope out of all this,
you learn that lesson the most.
394
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:40,684
I did.
395
00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:42,164
Thanks, Mama Yaz.
396
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,605
Ooh, boy...
397
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:54,176
Yeah, Mama Yaz,
I made that same mistake.
398
00:18:56,874 --> 00:19:00,051
Charlie!
Rebecca!
399
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:04,273
I want to apologize.
To the both of you.
400
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,365
I know you guys worked very hard
401
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,889
for our house to be the
best house on the block,
402
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:15,066
and I took that away from you
with the skydivers.
403
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,286
I'm sorry.
404
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,114
So, I just texted them
405
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,376
and told them to forget
about coming,
406
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,857
'cause we're gonna beat
those Millers
407
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,860
with your cookies alone!
408
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,384
[all]: The Millers!
409
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:32,475
But I still haven't sold
any of my cookies!
410
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:36,349
I know how to get the word out!
411
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:40,440
Mr. Elliot, try this
homemade cookie.
412
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:41,658
Ooh.
413
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:54,193
My goodness, it's as if
someone baked a dream
414
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:58,284
into a cookie!
415
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:01,287
Have you all tried
this amazing confection?!
416
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,289
Get them before
they're all gone!
417
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,029
I'll take two dozen!
418
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,205
And I'll take three dozen!
419
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:09,512
That's right!
My grandbaby can bake!
420
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:12,123
[Rebecca]: Mr. Elliot,
Mr. Elliot!
421
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,864
Baby!
Baby, look, look!
422
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,344
They're all coming to us!
423
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,259
And they're comin'
from the Millers'!
424
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:20,001
Not only are Charlie's cookies
a secret weapon,
425
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:22,090
but so are all our children.
426
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,874
You hear that, Millers?!
427
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:28,139
The whole Wilson family
is a secret weapon!
428
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,576
Cookie mic drop!
429
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:31,708
Boom!
430
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:39,760
Dylan, where's the ginger?!
431
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,632
Hurry up!
432
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:45,331
I'm coming, Chef!
I'm coming.
433
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:52,381
Lookin' good, boys!
Lookin' good!
434
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,470
Now Dylan, hopefully
this punishment
435
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:57,125
has taught you not to
go behind our backs.
436
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,128
Trust me, Unc.
It has.
437
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:04,524
Charlie's the hardest boss
I've ever had to work for!
438
00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,917
And I was wondering.
439
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,136
[Myles]: Mm-hmm.
440
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,790
Since he's working me so hard,
441
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,444
can I not get socks
for my birthday
442
00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:14,185
for the next three years?
443
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:15,883
Sorry, Dylan.
That's the rule.
444
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:17,928
If you open your present early
in this house,
445
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:19,539
you get socks.
446
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:21,845
No exceptions.
And for what you did,
447
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:25,632
I'm going to find the
ugliest socks I can.
448
00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:29,375
Maybe radish or kale socks.
449
00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:31,290
[Myles]: Well, on
the bright side,
450
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,509
with the success of
the block party,
451
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,685
we have so many orders
for Charlie's cookies,
452
00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:37,905
that we might just have
enough money to get
453
00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:39,776
that beat machine back.
Which you will have to earn
454
00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,865
once you're done with
all your punishments.
455
00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:47,001
With my new marketing campaign
for Charlie's cookies,
456
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:49,177
I made ten more orders!
457
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,005
-[Myles]: Ooh.
-Wow!
458
00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:52,876
You heard my sister.
459
00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:55,314
Let's get baking!
460
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:02,408
[music]
461
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:07,761
[music]
462
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,135
[music]
463
00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:37,530
[music]
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