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- ♪
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- Dylan, this was in
the mailbox.
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It's addressed to you from
Stanky Stanley Productions.
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- Yes! Gimme, gimme!
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- Maybe we should try
this again.
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- Mom, he's just excited.
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He sent his demo out to a
bunch of record labels
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and producers.
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- Yes, and I've been rejected
more than Uncle Myles
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in a pick-up basketball game.
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- I really should stop blocking
his shots.
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- [audience laughing]
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- YASMINE: Here you go.
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- I have a good feeling about
this one, you guys.
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Yup, smells like victory.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Shot failed.
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Well, I guess I'll put this
with the rest.
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- Ah yeah, Dylan, about that,
there's no more room.
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- Chuckles, don't you think
you're exaggerating a little?
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It's not like I received that
many rejection letters.
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- Well, watch out.
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- [grunting]
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- Dylan!
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[giggling] Are you okay?
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- [audience laughing]
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- [grunting]
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Well, okay.
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I had a few more rejection
letters than I remembered.
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But no worries, I'll just
put this in my basket.
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Woah.
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This is a lot of rejection
letters.
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- I know.
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You'd think they could just
email you a "no".
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It'd be way better
for the environment.
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- Sweetie, I just want to make
sure you're okay with all this.
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- You know what, Mama Yaz?
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I am.
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There's still a few more people
I'm waiting to hear back from.
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And I know one of them will
want to sign me.
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- I believe it too.
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- I'll just put this in my desk.
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- [exclaiming]
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- Okay, okay.
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- DYLAN: ♪ There once was a
kid from the city of Chi ♪
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♪ Ma knew I was important,
not a regular guy ♪
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♪ Everybody follow me,
I'mma take you on a trip ♪
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♪ Buckle up, let's go,
I'mma get you all hip ♪
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♪ I'm a star, came up from
a block in Chi-Town ♪
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♪ Living large, I'm trying to
balance school and these bars ♪
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♪ Came far,
ain't no better feeling ♪
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♪ I tell 'em, you gonna
love Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Young Dylan
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♪ Ay, Young Dylan
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♪ Young Dylan
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♪ I tell 'em you gon' love
Young Dylan ♪♪
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- ♪
- [bell ringing]
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- Good morning class.
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Unfortunately, Ms. DuBois
won't be here all week,
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so I'm gonna be your
substitute teacher.
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- You look familiar,
do I know you?
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- Doubt it.
This is my first day.
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My last school let me teach...
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Well, they made me teach
somewhere else.
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- So you got fired?
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- [chuckles]
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Well class, let's begin,
shall we?
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Open up your math books.
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- Excuse me?
- MR. BATTLE: Uh?
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- This is world history.
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- Oh, I can do that too.
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- [audience laughing]
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- My name is Mr. Battle.
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That's B to the A to the
double T
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mixed with a L and E.
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- Only rappers rap-spell their
names like that.
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I know I know this dude.
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- Let's break down
World War II.
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Can anyone tell me why
they were beefin'?
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Seriously?
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Seriously, seriously?
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I can't find it nowhere in
this book.
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- Battle? Rap? Beef?
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Great Scott-La-Rock!
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You're MC Battle Rap!
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When you were a kid,
you and Lil Lil Shortie
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were in the group
the Fresh Boys.
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- I don't think so.
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- You guys only came out
with one song.
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But then you left the group
for some reason,
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and Lil Lil Shortie went solo.
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- I didn't leave the group!
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Lil Shortie lied and took all
the credit for that song
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and broke up the group and
I got dropped from the label.
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I mean, sorry guys, can we
get back to history, please?
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- So why didn't you just find
a different label to sign you?
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- Are we gonna do this
right now?
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- Yes.
- Fine.
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I stopped trying to be a
rapper in the music industry
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because it's filled with
backstabbers
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like Lil Lil Shortie.
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So I finished high school,
went off to college,
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and became a teacher.
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- Hey, I'm a rapper, too,
and you're right,
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it's hard out there.
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But you can't just give up
on your dream.
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- I got out.
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And I advise you to do the
same thing
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before it happens to you
as well.
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- I'm never giving up.
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I'mma be a star.
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- MR. BATTLE: Well then.. Well
that's good for you then, man.
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Well, if we can, get back
to history?
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I'm dying to find out how
this war ended.
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Alright. Wooh.
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- I bet if I get Mr. Battle
back into rapping
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and he blows up,
he'll so grateful
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that he'll put me on
one of his tracks.
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- Thus launching the
Young Dylan Rap era!
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We should hurry up 'cuz
he's a terrible teacher.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Yo, did y'all know we won
the war?
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You learn something new
every day!
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[laughs]
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- Viola, you were right.
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This coffee cake was
delicious.
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Thank you so much for
bringing it over.
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- [chuckling]
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Well, this is your third piece,
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that's enough for you.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Here you go, baby.
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- Thank you, Mom.
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- Dad, can you sign this
permission slip
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so that I can bring home
our class pet,
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Scarlett Jo-Hamster?
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- No, baby.
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- But, Dad!
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- Honey, okay, no.
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That's a no.
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- Myles, that's Charlie.
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And you'd know that if you
had your glasses on.
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- Wait, Dad wears glasses?
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- [audience laughing]
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- What other secrets have you
been hiding from me, Father?
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- His eyesight keeps getting
worse lately
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and he refuses to wear
his glasses.
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- Yes, Mom, I do. You know why?
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Because they make me look
like bug man. See?
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- Then you could just wear
your temporary ones.
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They were flashy.
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- Yeah, yeah, but they're
a little too flashy.
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And I just happened to
accidentally misplace them.
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So, you know, it's all good.
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- Yeah, in my trashcan.
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Luckily I found them for you.
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- Thanks, Mom.
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But these are even worse.
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- YASMINE: You're being vain.
- I, you know what?
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I don't even need glasses,
look at that.
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Hey, everybody.
Hey, kids. Hey, Mom.
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See, I can see y'all.
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See, my eyesight fixed itself.
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Can somebody please get
me some sugar for my coffee?
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Thank you.
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Need no glasses, shoot.
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I can see just fine.
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Thank you, dear.
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You are a godsend.
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Amazing.
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Yes.
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- Whoa, Mom!
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Did you do that on purpose?
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- Sure did.
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If your dad refuses to wear
his glasses,
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then he's gonna have to
deal with the consequences
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and learn his lessons.
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- I ain't got to take this.
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No, I'mma, I'm go on down
to the coffee shop
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where I can have me a
salt-free coffee in peace.
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Thank you very much. Excuse me.
Good to see you, kids.
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- It's chilly.
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You're gonna need your hat.
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- Thank you, Mama.
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I appreciate you.
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- And don't forget your coat,
kind of windy out there.
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- I appreciate you, Mama.
You know what?
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I know you love me.
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You always got my back.
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See, this is what I'm
talking about,
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at least somebody is
watching out for me
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and not out here making
me look goofy.
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Salt.
- VIOLA: Love you, baby.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Coffee.
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- Okay.
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- And that's how Marie Curie
discovered radium.
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- Slow down.
I can't write that fast.
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- [audience laughing]
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- [bell ringing]
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- Class dismissed!
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- Mr. Battle.
- Sup?
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- Someone with your rap
skills should be making music.
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- And someone with your
teaching skills
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should not be teaching.
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- Look, why should Lil Lil
Shortie have all the fame
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and fortune?
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- Yeah, he's somewhere
on a yacht,
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not messing up children's
educations.
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That should be you.
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- Well, I've been writing a
lot of lyrics lately.
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Studio sessions cost money.
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Money I don't have.
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- Well, I do have a studio in
my garage.
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You could record there.
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- At a discounted price.
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- For free.
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- As your manager, I feel as
though we should have
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discussed that.
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- So, what do you say?
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- Okay, I'm in.
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Teaching was never really
my thing anyway.
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- Yes, we know!
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- I'm going to go tell Principal
Matthews I quit.
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- Oh, I already took the
liberty of writing you
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a lovely resignation letter.
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I even misspelled some words,
so he'll believe you wrote it.
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- Perfect.
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- ♪
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- [audience laughing]
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- Okay, what's with the
creepy smile?
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- Nothing.
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- Okay.
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- Okay, I just got Dad to
sign the permission slip
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to bring Scarlett Jo-Hamster
home.
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- What?!
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How'd you do that?
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- Well, since he won't wear
his glasses,
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I told him that it was a
petition to bring back
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his favorite TV show.
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And besides, I'm just
doing what Mom
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and Grandma were doing,
teaching him a lesson.
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It's for his own good.
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- It seems like it's for your
own good.
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- Either you could turn
me in,
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or you put on Dad's favorite
hoodie.
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You know, the one he says
you can never wear
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'cuz you'll stain it.
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- Which is ridiculous.
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I lick all the food off of my
clothes before they stain.
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Well, if it will help
Dad, then I guess it's okay.
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- ♪
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- This place is nice. Dylan,
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Thank you so much, little bro
for letting me use your studio.
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- You ready to record?
- I think so.
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Um, here are the beats,
I made 'em myself.
257
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,061
I wrote the lyrics too.
258
00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:30,368
It took me a minute,
but I think they're good.
259
00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:31,761
- Aight.
260
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:37,158
- Battle, battle, battle, rap.
261
00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:39,987
Battle, battle, battle, rap.
262
00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:43,164
Battle, battle, battle, rap, uh.
263
00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:45,732
Battle, rap, uh, battle, rap.
264
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,866
- Is that all he's gonna say?
265
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,085
- I don't know.
266
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,695
- I think it was bro.
267
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:53,957
- Yeah, it was something
alright.
268
00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:58,614
- How are things going?
269
00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:00,311
- Not so good.
270
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:04,054
It's my demo, they just
wrote back "no".
271
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,404
This day just keeps
getting worse.
272
00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:09,451
- Did your recording session
go bad with Mr. Battle?
273
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,800
- I mean, yes.
274
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,454
He's horrible.
275
00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:14,064
I wonder why Lil Lil Shortie
276
00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:16,501
broke up the group and went
solo.
277
00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:17,677
- Can't be that bad.
278
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,766
You can be kind of
a perfectionist
279
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,115
when it comes to music.
280
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:22,812
- Listen for yourself!
281
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,031
He said this one is what
he performed
282
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:25,380
at the Falcons' halftime show.
283
00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:28,644
- MR BATTLE:
♪ I don't have time
284
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,994
♪ 'Cause this my halftime rap
285
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:33,475
♪ Halftime,
it's my halftime rap ♪
286
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:36,957
♪ I don't have time 'cause
it's my halftime rap ♪
287
00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:39,220
- I don't know,
it's kind of catchy.
288
00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,613
- No offense, but he only
says two words
289
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,833
the entire three-minute song.
290
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:47,054
- Oh, yeah, that could be
a problem.
291
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:49,056
- Mr. Battle said when
he blew up
292
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,884
he'll help me get signed.
293
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:55,149
How's he gonna do that
when he's terrible?!
294
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:58,021
- I think you should be
honest with him.
295
00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:59,762
- He might not take it well.
296
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,198
- He can't be that sensitive.
297
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,334
- MR BATTLE: [crying]
♪ This my sensitive rap
298
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:09,206
♪ Sensitive, sensitive,
this my sensitive rap ♪
299
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,730
[crying]
300
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,341
- I stand corrected.
301
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,735
- Man, this dude started
from the bottom
302
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,780
and he's still down there.
303
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,522
- Well, maybe you can help
improve his rap,
304
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,045
which will help you out.
305
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:25,701
- You're right,
I'm incredibly talented.
306
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:26,876
- That's not what I said.
307
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,748
- I think it was.
308
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,227
Thanks, Mama Yaz!
309
00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:31,576
I think I know what
I'm gonna do.
310
00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:32,708
- YASMINE: Alright.
311
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:35,450
- ♪
312
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:38,322
- Woohoo hoo, sweet.
313
00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:40,498
You can plug it in right
over there.
314
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,152
- Charlie, what is that?
315
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:43,937
- I rented an arcade game.
316
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,547
Dad said I couldn't spend my
chore money on it before.
317
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:48,811
But I did anyway.
318
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,030
- Charlie, this is too much.
319
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,509
You're going to ruin this
for us.
320
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:53,424
You gotta tell the guy to
take all the stuff back before--
321
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:56,471
- MYLES: Hey. Kids?
322
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:57,951
Those two blurry blobs
moving around,
323
00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:58,952
that's you right?
324
00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:01,302
- Uh, yup. It's us, Dad.
325
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:04,218
- Well, I've got a confession
to make.
326
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:07,482
- Dad, are you okay?
327
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:10,311
- Yup, I'm fine.
328
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,269
As I was saying, you know
how I said
329
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,184
I don't need glasses?
330
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:17,884
Yeah, well I think your mom
and your grandma were right.
331
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,363
- No, they weren't.
332
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,148
- Superheroes don't
wear glasses.
333
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,366
- Yeah, I know, I know.
334
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:23,672
But I just spent 15 minutes
out back
335
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,587
trying to unlock the backdoor.
336
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:28,024
Turns out it was the
neighbor's backdoor.
337
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:30,113
So please hand me my glasses.
338
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,723
- ♪
339
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,943
- MYLES: What was that?
- It's a--
340
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:37,381
- An arcade game!
- Sorry, a what?
341
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:41,733
- It's an arcade game
ringtone on my phone.
342
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,084
It's just Bethany texting me.
343
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,303
- Baby, is this for your
mom or is that for me?
344
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:48,653
- Crush--
- My glasses, please.
345
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,742
- No one, it's for no one!
346
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,788
- What is wrong with you?
347
00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,007
- Here you go.
348
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,968
Oh man, what a
butterfingers I am.
349
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,143
- I'll get it for you.
350
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,710
- Thank you--
351
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,016
- Oh, man.
352
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:05,496
Me and my two left feet.
353
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:06,976
- Well, great.
354
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,325
There goes my glasses.
355
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:09,631
- So sorry, Dad.
356
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,241
- That's alright.
357
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,330
- ♪
358
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,245
- Hey honey, you should
get back with Bethany,
359
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,247
sounds important.
360
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,466
- Sure thing, Dad.
361
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,556
- You're telling me that my
rhymes are worse
362
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,123
than my teaching?
363
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:27,040
- I know it's hard to believe,
but yes.
364
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,345
- So much for a comeback.
365
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:29,869
- Oh, but listen.
366
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,653
I could still help you.
367
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,307
- Really?
368
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:37,615
- I've got a beat for you and
I wrote some rhymes.
369
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,748
Aight, look at this.
370
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:40,967
Let me demonstrate.
371
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:46,320
Aight, ready?
372
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,887
♪ They thought I couldn't
do it ♪
373
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,497
♪ Now I'm back with
another one ♪
374
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,455
♪ Popping like I caught
the whole class ♪
375
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,153
♪ Chewing bubble gum
376
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,633
♪ Ya idol, your highest title,
I came to take it ♪
377
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:58,767
♪ I went from grading papers
every day to making paper ♪
378
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,116
♪ I'm teaching
and I'm dreaming ♪
379
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,770
♪ So you know
I keep on praying ♪
380
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:04,077
♪ They vote me as they favorite
'cause they got me ♪
381
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,295
♪ On they playlist
382
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,387
- You want me to say all
those words?!
383
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:14,174
- Listen, I know it's a lot
for you.
384
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:17,829
But trust me, I know you can
do it if you just try.
385
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,222
- It's a lot.
386
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,658
- I know, but you got this, man.
387
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,356
- I guess it won't hurt, man.
- Yeah.
388
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:26,099
- Guess it won't hurt.
- Aight. Let's do this.
389
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,148
- ♪ They thought I couldn't
do it ♪
390
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,802
♪ But I'm back with
another one ♪
391
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,412
♪ Popping like I caught
the whole class ♪
392
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:36,544
♪ Chewing bubble gum
393
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:37,893
♪ Ya idol, the highest---
394
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,895
- No, no, no, cut that,
cut that, cut that.
395
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,158
Come on, give me some swag.
396
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,464
Put some confidence in yourself.
397
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:46,162
Look, look, look, look at this.
398
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,424
♪ I'm teaching
and I'm dreaming ♪
399
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:49,035
♪ So you know
I keep on praying ♪
400
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,950
♪ They vote me as they favorite
'cause they got me ♪
401
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,212
♪ On they playlist
- Yeah!
402
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:56,259
- Let's go, you got this, man.
Confidence.
403
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,479
Let's go, I may even put
my headphones on for this one.
404
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:00,002
Let's go.
405
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,438
- ♪ They thought I couldn't
do it ♪
406
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,918
♪ But I'm back with
another one ♪
407
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,659
♪ Popping like I caught
the whole class ♪
408
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,313
♪ Chewing bubble gum
409
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,445
♪ Ya idol, the highest
title, I came to take it ♪
410
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:10,970
♪ I went from grading papers
everyday to making paper ♪
411
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,188
♪ I'm teaching
and I'm dreaming ♪
412
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:13,842
♪ So I had to keep on praying
413
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,626
♪ That I'm voted as the favorite
'cause they got me ♪
414
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:18,238
♪ On they playlist
Yes! Woo!
415
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:19,587
- Yes, sir!
- MR BATTLE: Yes!
416
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,371
- That's Mr. Battle!
417
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:24,070
- Can you believe I said all
these lyrics on this page, man?
418
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,637
- Umm, that was just
the first verse.
419
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:27,725
Turn that page.
420
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:32,295
- You know, these past few
days have been magical.
421
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,905
- I know, right?
422
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:36,691
- VIOLA: Hey, babies.
423
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:40,956
Charlie, I know that's not
your father's favorite hoodie,
424
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:44,568
the one you're not
allowed to touch?
425
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:47,093
- [squeaking]
426
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,877
- Rebecca, I know you didn't
bring this hamster home
427
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:51,184
after your dad said no.
428
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:54,535
- Grandma, this is all for
Dad's own good.
429
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:58,104
- Well, is this arcade game
for Dad's own good too?
430
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,496
- Look Grandma, we're just doing
431
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:00,976
what you and Mom did,
teaching Dad a lesson
432
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,586
about wearing his glasses.
433
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:06,503
- No, what you're doing
is taking advantage of him.
434
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:11,291
Myles, get your butt downstairs!
435
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,509
- What's up, Mom?
436
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,905
- Put on these glasses and see
what your children are doing.
437
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:24,956
- Charlie, I know that's not
my favorite hoodie
438
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,262
which you are not allowed
to touch!
439
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,872
And oh my God, oh, oh!
440
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:28,873
Please tell me that's not...
441
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,659
Are those ice cream stains?!
442
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,095
- Would it help if I said
there's some ketchup
443
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,576
mixed in there too?
444
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,056
Didn't think so.
445
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,318
- [audience laughing]
446
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,841
- [squeaking]
447
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:42,844
- Rebecca, tell me that is not
your class pet
448
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,106
in that cage over there.
449
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:47,370
- It's not my class pet in
the cage?
450
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,980
- You're taking that thing back
first thing in the morning.
451
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,765
And you two are grounded
for a week.
452
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:53,246
- What?!
- MYLES: Yes.
453
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,639
- I really can't take looking
at my beautiful baby boy
454
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:58,990
with those big old spectacles
on his face.
455
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,644
Mama's gonna get you
some contacts.
456
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:01,776
- Thank you, Mama.
457
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,691
- But before we leave.
- Sup?
458
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:06,259
- [camera clicking]
- Ha, ha.
459
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,609
This is gonna be my new
holiday picture.
460
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,045
- [audience laughing]
461
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:10,785
- Mama, come on.
462
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,439
No you-you. Ooh, you!
463
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,528
Mama, you got to delete that.
Okay, you can't--
464
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,185
- ♪ Everybody know how I did it,
how I got it ♪
465
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:21,056
♪ But they just wanna know
what kind of Ford ♪
466
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:22,753
♪ That I'm driving in
467
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,364
- I see you're busy at work.
468
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:27,193
- Yeah, working on my
new single.
469
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,543
I don't know if you know this,
but the song I made
470
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:32,328
for Mr. Battle got downloaded
like crazy.
471
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,330
He's blowing up right now,
which means
472
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,202
I'm about to blow up.
473
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:39,335
- I think you need to see
something.
474
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,641
- MR BATTLE: Everybody
want to know about it,
475
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,208
and how I came up with it.
476
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:46,212
And I'll be honest,
I don't even know.
477
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,997
I'm that good!
478
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,477
I'm back, baby.
479
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,957
Mwah, mwah.
480
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:55,656
- He didn't mention me at all?
481
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:59,181
But he told the record label
that it was my track.
482
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:02,880
They'll be calling any minute,
right?
483
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,144
- I'm sorry, Dylan.
484
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,103
- Man, Mr. Battle warned me
that the music biz
485
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,974
was full of backstabbers.
486
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:12,760
I just never thought he was
one of them.
487
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,545
- We're gonna get through
this, Dylan.
488
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,678
- It's not just this.
489
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:21,072
All I've gotten back from my
demo are rejections.
490
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:24,467
I think, I think I'm done.
491
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,078
- Wait.
What do you mean you're done?
492
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,559
- With my dream of being
a rapper.
493
00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:31,866
- [phone ringing]
494
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,868
- Who's that?
495
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:34,912
- I don't know.
496
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,915
Might be my mother.
497
00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,961
It has a Chicago area code
on it,
498
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,268
she probably got a new
phone or something.
499
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:45,619
[gasps]
500
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,229
- Chance the Rapper?!
501
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,361
- CHANCE: Yo.
502
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,798
- You're not my mom!
503
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:54,149
- No. No, I'm not.
Are you Young Dylan?
504
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:56,325
- Um, he is I.
505
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,588
I mean, I am he.
506
00:19:58,588 --> 00:19:59,850
I'm sorry.
507
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,200
Yes, I am Young Dylan.
508
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,550
Sorry, I'm just
a big fan of yours.
509
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:06,117
- Uh, I'm a really big fan
of yours actually.
510
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:07,380
Battle Rap sent me your demo.
511
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,598
It was really good.
512
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,557
- He did?
513
00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:11,949
I thought he just stabbed
me in the back
514
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,560
and forgot all about me.
515
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,170
[sighs]
516
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:19,696
So, I know you want to sign me.
517
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,089
- Easy, slow down.
518
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,570
Look, you're talented.
519
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,441
You don't need me to sign you.
520
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:26,834
Own your own stuff,
build your own team
521
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,966
and just keep at it.
522
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:32,143
- Young Dylan is a thing of
the past.
523
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:34,407
- [groaning]
- Oh word?
524
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,017
I'm sorry to hear that.
525
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,497
- Don't listen to her.
526
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,194
I'm still in it to win it.
527
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:39,977
- Good, man.
528
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,283
Keep your head up, yo.
529
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,242
I'm gonna keep looking out
for you.
530
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,895
And hit me up in a couple
of years for a feature.
531
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,854
- I will, for sure.
532
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:49,117
Thanks for putting that fire
back in me.
533
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:50,945
- Okay, bet. Peace.
534
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,427
- [chuckling]
535
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:55,471
Mama Yaz.
536
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:56,429
- YASMINE: [giggling]
537
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,605
- Chance the Rapper
just called me!
538
00:20:58,605 --> 00:20:59,649
- Yes!
539
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,825
[giggling]
540
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:04,045
- Alright.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
541
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:04,915
I have to work on my demo.
542
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:06,482
- Oh, really?
543
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:09,224
Well, I'm happy you changed
your mind.
544
00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:11,052
And you should never let
someone else stop you
545
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:12,401
from pursuing your dreams.
546
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,273
- Yeah, I won't.
547
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,318
And if I can help a terrible
rapper like Mr. Battle
548
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:19,147
get signed with one of
my songs,
549
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,757
I can sure do the same
for myself.
550
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,193
- [giggling]
551
00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:24,021
Yeah.
552
00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:29,200
- ♪ Everybody know how I did it,
how I got it ♪
553
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,159
♪ But they just wanna know
what kind of Ford ♪
554
00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:32,552
♪ That I'm driving in
555
00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:35,468
Lambo, Ford, BMW?
556
00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:37,165
- ♪
557
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:39,036
- [yelling]
- YASMINE: Yes!
558
00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:39,994
- MYLES: Watch out, watch
out, watch out!
559
00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:42,126
- BOTH: [laughing]
560
00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:45,739
- Making me sit here watching
you play my game is just cruel!
561
00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:47,001
- No, it's not.
562
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:48,089
Just part of your punishment.
563
00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:50,570
- Can't I just go to my room?
564
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,833
- No!
565
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:55,531
- Why?
566
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:57,141
- I told you.
567
00:21:57,141 --> 00:21:58,621
It looks like Charlie.
568
00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:27,607
- BOTH: [laughing]
569
00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:29,478
- [Nickelodeon theme]
570
00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:37,007
- ♪
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