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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,529 --> 00:00:12,099 - ♪ 2 00:00:13,839 --> 00:00:15,580 - So, what do you think? 3 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,932 - [snoring] Yup, it's--wow! 4 00:00:19,932 --> 00:00:21,847 Man, this is pretty good to me. 5 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:26,069 You know, it's like jolly, it's festive. [chuckles] 6 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:27,549 Yeah, you're right. What do I know? 7 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:31,857 - CHARLIE: What are you guys doing down there? 8 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:35,165 It's been hours, can we come down for breakfast? 9 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:37,863 - DYLAN: Yeah, Chuckles looks hungry enough to bite me. 10 00:00:37,863 --> 00:00:39,561 - Not yet. It's not ready. 11 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:40,823 It has to be perfect! 12 00:00:42,085 --> 00:00:43,956 - DYLAN: Ouch, Chuckles! Get off me! 13 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:46,350 - See, I knew something was off. 14 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:49,310 - Oh yeah, uh, wow. 15 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:53,966 - Now it's perfect! 16 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:56,012 - Wow, how did we miss that? 17 00:00:56,012 --> 00:00:58,101 - Okay kids, you can come down now! 18 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:02,366 Surprise! 19 00:01:02,366 --> 00:01:04,673 Merry Christmas Eve! 20 00:01:04,673 --> 00:01:05,761 - TOY: Oink, oink, oink! 21 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:08,242 Merry Pigsmas! 22 00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:14,074 - Whoa, this is lit. 23 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:17,164 It looks like the houses you see in Christmas movies! 24 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:19,209 - Myles, clean this up. - Yup, got it. 25 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:20,950 - I was gonna say it looked like Santa threw-up Christmas 26 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:23,126 all over the house. 27 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:25,694 But I like Dylan's description better. 28 00:01:25,694 --> 00:01:28,653 - We stayed up all night to decorate 29 00:01:28,653 --> 00:01:32,092 to make Dylan's first Christmas with us special. 30 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,399 Though some of us took more naps than others. 31 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:38,315 - Baby, that's 'cause I need my beauty sleep. You don't. 32 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:42,841 - Wow. This is crazy! 33 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:46,497 - Thank you. [grunting] 34 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:48,760 - Merry Christmas to me. 35 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:53,591 - She found Santa Pig. 36 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:55,158 - [chuckling] 37 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:56,768 Obviously. 38 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:57,856 - But we hid it. 39 00:01:57,856 --> 00:01:59,336 - Not well enough. 40 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:04,950 - I didn't know people actually did up their cribs like this. 41 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:06,343 I thought it was just in movies. 42 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,607 - Morning. - Morning, baby! 43 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:11,043 Merry Christmas Eve! 44 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:12,219 Let me hit Santa Pig! 45 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:18,486 - ♪ I'm bacon a list and checking it twice ♪ 46 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:22,011 - [chuckling] 47 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:25,101 She found Santa Pig? - Yep. 48 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:26,842 - We hid it! - Not well enough! 49 00:02:28,887 --> 00:02:30,498 - DYLAN: ♪ There once was a kid from the city of Chi ♪ 50 00:02:30,498 --> 00:02:33,153 ♪ Ma knew I wasn't born not a regular guy ♪ 51 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,590 ♪ Everybody follow me, I'mma take you on a trip ♪ 52 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:38,245 ♪ Buckle up, let's go, I'mma get you all hip ♪ 53 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:40,508 ♪ I'm a star, came up from a block in Chi-Town ♪ 54 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:41,726 ♪ Living large 55 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:43,293 ♪ I'm trying to balance school and these bars ♪ 56 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:45,426 ♪ Came far, ain't no better feeling ♪ 57 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:48,298 ♪ I tell 'em, you gonna love Young Dylan ♪ 58 00:02:48,298 --> 00:02:50,692 ♪ Young Dylan ♪ Ay, Young Dylan 59 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:53,564 ♪ Young Dylan 60 00:02:53,564 --> 00:02:56,176 ♪ I tell 'em you gon' love Young Dylan ♪♪ 61 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:03,226 - No, Mom, I'm telling you, it's a real Christmas tree! 62 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:07,883 Like on TV. That's exactly what I said! 63 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:11,626 Yeah, it's cool, I know things come up. 64 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:12,931 Yeah, I'll see on New Year's. 65 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,413 - Mornin', babies! 66 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:20,025 - Wow, we don't even knock no more, we just walk on in, huh? 67 00:03:20,025 --> 00:03:24,029 - Did you knock when you came out of me? 68 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:26,771 - No. - Then let's just call it even. 69 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:27,990 - More presents?! 70 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:29,687 - Not exactly. 71 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:30,862 Washer's broken. 72 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:31,907 That's my laundry. 73 00:03:31,907 --> 00:03:34,083 - Ew, eww. 74 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:38,218 - And don't think that me using your machine... 75 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,742 counts as one of my presents. 76 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:43,135 - Oh, speaking of presents. Kids, I hope you guys didn't 77 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:44,963 get me and your mom anything. 78 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:47,139 - Yeah. We know gifts can be expensive 79 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:48,793 and you don't have a lot of money. 80 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:51,231 - Well, it's too late. 81 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,841 Me and Rebecca pulled our money together 82 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,625 and got you something nice. 83 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:55,974 - Something really nice. 84 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:58,455 We just got to wrap it. 85 00:03:58,455 --> 00:03:59,630 - Come on, Rebecca. 86 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:01,415 Let's go find the perfect wrapping paper. 87 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:05,680 - Oh, and by the way, 88 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,290 don't come in the garage. 89 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:09,423 Don't want to ruin the surprise! 90 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:12,469 - [rattling] 91 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:13,383 - Excuse you. 92 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:16,125 - Charlie did it! - Charlie did it! 93 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:17,822 - So, do you like the decorations? 94 00:04:17,822 --> 00:04:19,737 - I mean, they're-- - Dylan? 95 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:21,348 - Of course. 96 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:23,741 I just wish my man Santa could see all this. 97 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:27,571 He would come to my old place every year. 98 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:29,921 - Santa? - Yeah. 99 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:33,055 Man, I haven't seen him since-- 100 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:35,187 - Last Christmas? 101 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:37,625 - Yeah, I think you're right! 102 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:40,802 - Dylan, you know Santa can still come visit you here. 103 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:43,587 - He can? - Of course! 104 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:45,807 - Can he stay for a while after Christmas too? 105 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:48,070 - Well, I think Santa's gonna be a little busy 106 00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:49,376 to hang out here. 107 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:51,160 - You know, I think he means-- 108 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,250 - If Dylan wants Santa to stay at our house, 109 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,121 he can stay as long as he wants. 110 00:04:56,121 --> 00:04:59,821 - For real? - For real. 111 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:03,607 - Oh man, I hope it's not too last minute for him. 112 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:06,088 - Don't you worry, sugar, I will call Santa 113 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:07,611 and make it happen. 114 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:09,657 - Thanks, Gram. 115 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:12,355 - Dylan, is there anything else we can do for you? 116 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:14,401 It's your first Christmas away from your mom, 117 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:16,054 so we want to make sure this year 118 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:17,752 is very special for you. 119 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:20,581 - Well, mission accomplished, Mama Yas. 120 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:24,149 This is sick and I'm feeling all the feels. 121 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:26,326 - What? Hey, come here, come here. 122 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,545 You didn't tell me you were sick. 123 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:29,546 I mean, you want some tea or something? 124 00:05:29,546 --> 00:05:31,592 - No, no, no, Uncle Myles, that means 125 00:05:31,592 --> 00:05:35,030 everything's super great and I'm super happy. 126 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:36,205 Thank you so much, you guys. 127 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:40,427 - He hates it. We've failed him. 128 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,211 - What? What are you talking about? 129 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:43,560 He said he's happy. 130 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,214 He was practically skipping out of the room. 131 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:47,172 - More like running away from 132 00:05:47,172 --> 00:05:48,652 this Christmas nightmare. - Mmm... 133 00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:52,090 - There must be something we forgot to do. 134 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:54,919 Viola, can you think of anything? 135 00:05:54,919 --> 00:05:57,182 - Beats me. 136 00:05:57,182 --> 00:05:59,228 Did you make any Street Nog? 137 00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:00,751 I know he loves that. 138 00:06:00,751 --> 00:06:03,363 He and his mom would have it every Christmas. 139 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,756 - Oh, what--what-- what's Street Nog? 140 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:08,106 - I know I gave you that cookbook, 141 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:10,326 "Treats From The Streets," no? 142 00:06:10,326 --> 00:06:12,067 Never too late to learn. 143 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:13,460 - That must be it! 144 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,984 How do you make this Road Nog? 145 00:06:15,984 --> 00:06:19,030 - Street Nog. 146 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:21,250 Here's the recipe. 147 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:23,948 But good luck getting eggs from these bougie pigeons 148 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:24,862 around here. 149 00:06:28,257 --> 00:06:30,520 - A pinch of attitude? 150 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:36,570 - Let it go! Let it go! - No, you let go! 151 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:38,833 - No, you let go! - No, you! 152 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:41,879 - BOTH: [yelling] 153 00:06:44,142 --> 00:06:47,015 - [feedback buzzes] 154 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:49,104 - Oh, that's better! 155 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:50,888 What's goin' on? 156 00:06:50,888 --> 00:06:51,933 - We lied. 157 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:53,848 We didn't get a present for mom and dad. 158 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:57,155 Because Charlie forgot to get them one. 159 00:06:57,155 --> 00:06:58,461 - No, you did! 160 00:06:58,461 --> 00:06:59,897 - Last year was my turn to get them one! 161 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:01,508 - Yeah and you forgot last year too. 162 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:03,553 - [scoffs] Well, I'm sorry. 163 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:06,643 That was in the past Charlie, let it go! 164 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:09,167 - You guys heard them, they don't expect you 165 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:10,386 to get them a present. 166 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:13,911 - BOTH: [laughing] 167 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:15,696 - Grow up, Dylan. 168 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:18,873 That's just what parents say to their kids. 169 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:21,136 - But deep down they want those sweet presents, 170 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:22,572 just like us. 171 00:07:22,572 --> 00:07:24,052 - Yeah, they're real thirsty for them. 172 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:27,142 And clearly, we don't have anything for them. 173 00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:29,536 - Hey, slow your roll. I'm giving them a present. 174 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:31,407 It's gonna-- - BOTH: A rap? 175 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:32,843 - Yeah, how'd y'all know? 176 00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:34,671 - Because you don't have any money 177 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:36,760 and all you do is rap around the house, man. 178 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,502 - Plus, you gave each of us raps for our birthdays. 179 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:42,157 Come up with something new, man. 180 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:44,768 - Dang, so I guess I don't have a present either. 181 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:48,076 - Ugh, what are we gonna do?! 182 00:07:48,076 --> 00:07:50,948 - Look, back in Chicago we didn't have money for gifts 183 00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:52,907 so we had to make them ourselves. 184 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:55,866 Then you have to say "It came from the heart," 185 00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:58,086 so they have to like it. It's like the law. 186 00:07:58,086 --> 00:08:01,524 - Dad is always saying, "It's the thought that counts." 187 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:04,832 - Mm, I like this. 188 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:07,487 What can we make that's "from the heart?" 189 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,358 - Okay. 190 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:10,925 Ooh, ooh, I got it. 191 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:13,057 How about we-- - BOTH: No raps! 192 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:14,668 - Mm-mm, 193 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:16,234 then I guess we should keep thinking. 194 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:22,023 - Ooh, I know, what if we make them like a photo album? 195 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:23,851 You know, like a real one, in a book? 196 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:26,331 - Yeah! We can each go get our favorite photos 197 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:27,768 and put 'em together. 198 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:30,814 - Ooh, hoo. That's what I'm talking about. 199 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:33,338 From the heart. Let's do it! 200 00:08:33,338 --> 00:08:37,560 - ♪ 201 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,519 - [laughing] 202 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,868 What is that? 203 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:45,307 - It's an elf costume. 204 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:47,309 Yasmine forgot to get the Elf on the Shelf, 205 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:48,615 so I got nominated. 206 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:52,619 - That ain't no elf. 207 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:56,492 Haven't you seen "Lord of the Rings"? 208 00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:58,233 How's the Street Nog coming? 209 00:08:58,233 --> 00:09:00,191 - Well, Yasmine, she's on her way back now 210 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:01,715 picking up the last of the ingredients. 211 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:04,674 - YASMINE: [screaming] 212 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:07,721 Get away from me! Get away from me! 213 00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:10,811 [screaming] 214 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:15,511 - MYLES: Get back, get back! - [screams] 215 00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:17,469 [heavy breathing] 216 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:19,950 - [thud] - [shrieks] 217 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:22,344 I got the pigeon eggs. 218 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:24,085 It wasn't easy. 219 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:26,261 I think I'm missing a piece of my ear. 220 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:28,655 - Dang, these pigeons are strong! 221 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:33,921 - All that matters is that Dylan has his perfect Christmas. 222 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:36,488 - MYLES: Why don't you go make the Street Nog? 223 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:39,187 - Let's do it. 224 00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:41,015 - This is my best Christmas yet. 225 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:44,105 - ♪ 226 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:51,765 - ♪ 227 00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:55,333 - I am here. 228 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,031 - What took you so long? 229 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,206 - What? 230 00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:00,034 Mama Yaz, wouldn't let me inside. 231 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,992 She said they're working on a surprise. 232 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:03,733 But I found these in the magazine 233 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:06,606 I left on the veranda. 234 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:10,174 - Um... 235 00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:11,959 these are just pictures of rappers. 236 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:15,136 - I know, right? They're gonna love it. 237 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,138 - No they aren't! 238 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:21,142 These are supposed to be pictures of us. 239 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,926 - Oh. 240 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:25,407 Well, did you have any luck? - Yeah. 241 00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:27,714 I printed tons of pictures from my phone. 242 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:30,847 - Nice. Where'd you get that photo book from anyway? 243 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,980 - Over in that corner over there. 244 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:34,329 They were filled with a bunch of wedding pictures 245 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:35,852 but I took 'em all out. 246 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:45,688 - Uh, Rebecca? - Yeah? 247 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:48,386 - These are all selfies of you. 248 00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:50,171 - What? No, they aren't. 249 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:56,568 Uh, uh. Uh! 250 00:10:56,568 --> 00:11:00,355 Oh, would you look at that. 251 00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:05,273 - Chuckles, can you please tell me you did better 252 00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:07,144 than we did? 253 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:09,190 Where are your photos, Charlie? 254 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,279 Well, I don't have any pictures of all of us, 255 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,716 so I drew this. 256 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,631 - Charlie. - Yeah? 257 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,241 - There's nothing on it! 258 00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:20,723 [yelling] 259 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:27,817 - The picture was on the other side. 260 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:32,648 - Oh...my bad. 261 00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:34,911 - But, hey, that scrap right there looks pretty good. 262 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:37,827 - Thank you. 263 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:40,787 - This is just a disaster. 264 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:44,181 You know what? I am just gonna scoot off to some place 265 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,836 where there's no Christmas and start a new life. 266 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,620 - I don't have a present either. 267 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:52,059 Take me with you! 268 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:56,324 - There's gotta be something we can make them. 269 00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:58,587 - Seriously, I don't eat much. 270 00:11:58,587 --> 00:11:59,414 Let me come with you! 271 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,244 - Didn't they say something about wanting 272 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:05,594 a fancy exercise bike? 273 00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,291 - I mean, yeah. 274 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:10,033 But what would we even use to make something like that? 275 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:12,601 - I don't know. Y'all two will figure it out. 276 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,908 But just hurry, 'cause y'all are running out of time. 277 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,040 - Uh, hold on little rapper boy. 278 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,303 - Yeah, you have to help too. 279 00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:21,088 - Y'all see these hands? 280 00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:22,742 These hands are meant for writing rhymes, 281 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,614 not swinging tools. 282 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:26,571 - [clearing throat] 283 00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:30,880 - Fine. 284 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,317 There's got to be tons of stuff around here we can use. 285 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,842 Trust me, guys, this is gonna work. 286 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,626 - [sighs] 287 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:40,324 - I'll miss you, Bike Tyson. 288 00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:43,980 So many memories of all our wheelies. 289 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,677 - Yeah, and don't forget all those tears 290 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:48,637 after you fell doing those wheelies. 291 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,073 Let's finish. 292 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,161 - Turny thing. 293 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,859 - Turny thing. 294 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:55,383 - It's called a screwdriver. 295 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:01,476 - T-hitter. 296 00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:03,130 - T-hitter. 297 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,219 - Uh, it's called a hammer. 298 00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:12,879 - Sticky strips. 299 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,141 - Sticky strips. 300 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:16,708 - Okay, I know you know what tape is! 301 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,062 - Okay. 302 00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,411 - YASMINE: Kids, time to come inside! 303 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,848 - Sweet Christmas! 304 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,632 Is the thing done yet, Charlie? 305 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,504 - Well I have no idea what I'm doing, 306 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:33,638 so I'm just gonna say sure. 307 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:34,901 - Well, that's good enough for me. 308 00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,424 - Me too. 309 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,252 - We should do a quick check before Mom and-- 310 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,514 - YASMINE: Kids! - Time's up. 311 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:40,689 Let's take it outside, people. 312 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,125 - I'll take this to cover the bike. 313 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,649 - ♪ 314 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,086 - REBECCA: Uh, Dad? 315 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,218 You look like a chew toy. 316 00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:51,221 - Yeah, Dad, you look pretty silly. 317 00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,442 - Yo, Unc, no offense, 318 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,923 but when Santa show up, I'mma pretend I don't know you. 319 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:01,841 - Yup, I understand. 320 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,408 - Merry Christmas Eve, Dylan. 321 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,367 - Is this for me? - It sure is. 322 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,325 We realized there's no way you would have 323 00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:12,025 the perfect Christmas without your favorite holiday drink. 324 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:15,245 - Hot chocolate topped with fried marshmallows?! 325 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:18,466 - No. Street Nog. 326 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:21,382 - What's Street Nog? 327 00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:25,255 Eww, and why does it smell like minty bacon? 328 00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:26,691 - REBECCA: And why is it brown? 329 00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:29,129 - Is that a feather? 330 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:33,263 - Viola said you would have this every year. 331 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:36,310 - Eh. - Did I say that? 332 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,789 My bad. 333 00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:41,663 I meant "I" had it every year. 334 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,578 - Mom, you had us running all over the place 335 00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,885 just to make that for you? 336 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,843 You could have just asked? 337 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:50,672 - You would have made it for me if I had asked? 338 00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:51,978 - Probably not, no. 339 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,591 - Why were you trying to make some strange drink 340 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,419 for me anyway? 341 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:01,552 - We could tell by the way you reacted 342 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,815 to the decorations and presents that you felt 343 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:06,383 as though something was still missing. 344 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:10,866 - Mama Yas, I meant what I said before. 345 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:12,607 I love all of this. 346 00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:14,739 You didn't even have to do any of this. 347 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,611 I feel like this is home. 348 00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:19,135 - That's exactly what I said. 349 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,876 I mean, want a hug? 350 00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,925 - You're one of the best gifts we've ever gotten. 351 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,100 - [clearing throat] - What?! 352 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,102 - I said one of the best. 353 00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:31,756 Come on you two, get in here. 354 00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,454 [laughing] 355 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:34,846 - [clearing throat] 356 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:37,545 - You too, come on. Get in here. 357 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:41,375 - ALL: [laughing] 358 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:44,465 - Mmm. - Mm. 359 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,249 - If somebody would help me down off this shelf, 360 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,034 I'd join you. 361 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,558 - Boy, are you crying? 362 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:54,083 - No, I must be allergic to this costume or something. 363 00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,870 - Well, before Santa gets here, 364 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:01,569 how about we each open a present? 365 00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:04,485 - KIDS: Yeah! 366 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:07,444 - Let's start with the one that we made for Mom and Dad. 367 00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:09,011 - Okay, follow us. 368 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,186 - To the garage! 369 00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:16,540 - Um, hey, um... 370 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,760 Excuse me? 371 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,154 - Okay, so y'all know how much y'all wanted 372 00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:23,808 that fancy exercise bike? 373 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,462 - Mmm. Yeah, yeah. 374 00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,639 - Well, we built one for you! - Ta-da! 375 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:31,077 - Are you kidding?! 376 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,253 You guys built this yourselves? 377 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,384 - Yep! 378 00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:36,125 - Oh my God. - Okay, okay, 379 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,693 kids, I'm impressed. - Me too. 380 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:41,826 That's way better than anything Myles ever got for me. 381 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:44,003 - Hey! 382 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,353 Yeah, no, she's right. [laughs] 383 00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:47,658 Uh, may I? 384 00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:50,226 - Yeah, sure. 385 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,576 - Wait a minute, is that a TV?! - Yes, sir. 386 00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:55,840 - Shut the front door. 387 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,320 Okay, okay, okay. 388 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,714 Hold on. 389 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,411 Wait a minute. Okay. 390 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,805 - Ooh, look at my baby go. 391 00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:06,503 - I still feel like we forgot to do something. 392 00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:07,896 - Charlie, relax. 393 00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:10,377 - Yeah, look. It's all good, bro. 394 00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:13,293 - Ha, ha, ha, no more dad bod. 395 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:15,556 Hello, rad bod. 396 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,993 Go ahead, ha-ha, check me out. 397 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:20,604 Look, Ma, no hands. Ha! 398 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:23,738 Oh, I'm freestyling. 399 00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,740 I'm on the Tour De France. 400 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:28,351 I'm on the Tour De France! [screaming] 401 00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,659 - Oh yeah, the bolts. We forgot to tighten them. 402 00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,052 I knew it was something. 403 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:39,014 - DYLAN: Are you okay, Uncle Myles? 404 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:41,625 - Well, luckily for me, I landed on the softest car 405 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,584 I could find. 406 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,629 Mom, no pictures! 407 00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,544 - This is video. 408 00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,635 - It's Santa, he's here! 409 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,115 - He's early! 410 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,508 - Someone get the milk and cookies! 411 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:57,163 - Santa, Santa! 412 00:17:57,163 --> 00:18:01,036 Santa G! - Young Dylan! 413 00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,211 - Uh-uh. - Uh. 414 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,518 - Dylan, who is this? 415 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,172 - Oh, this is my boy, Santa G! 416 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,869 - What? - Yeah. 417 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:09,218 He used to live in our building. 418 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:12,265 Then he moved to that retirement home. 419 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,136 - You know, but every year Dylan and his mom 420 00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:17,618 would still invite me over for Christmas. 421 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:19,446 - Yo, Santa. My aunt and uncle say you can stay 422 00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:20,795 as long as you want. 423 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,406 - Oh, that sounds nice. How's the Wi-Fi? 424 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,452 - Oh. 425 00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:30,021 - Dylan, honey... 426 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:33,112 we thought you meant Santa Claus. 427 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,898 - What? Sure, like I know Santa Claus! 428 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,117 Let me get that for you. 429 00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:43,992 - Oh hey... 430 00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,908 Miss Viola. 431 00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:50,781 - Hey, right back at you, Santa G. 432 00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,957 - [chuckling] 433 00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:55,264 - Mom, you knew Dylan was talking about his friend 434 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,657 and not Santa? 435 00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:59,486 - I sure did. 436 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,488 - So why didn't you say? 437 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,968 - Tried to, wouldn't listen. 438 00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,884 Is that OG Street Nog I'm smelling? 439 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,799 - [laughs] Yeah. 440 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:12,412 I made it myself. 441 00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,327 - Give me the ice. Just give me more ice. 442 00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:21,943 - Sorry...that our gift turned out so bad. 443 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,032 - You don't have anything to be sorry about. 444 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,860 We meant what we said. 445 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,688 You guys didn't have to buy us anything. 446 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,298 - Exactly. 447 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,213 We'd have been just as happy with one of your raps. 448 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:33,650 - Really? 449 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,348 - Well, as it turns out, 450 00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:36,914 I do have a Christmas rap for you. 451 00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:39,700 - Really? - Okay, well can we hear it? 452 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:43,182 - No doubt! Everyone have a seat. 453 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,096 You too, Grandma and Santa G. 454 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:48,187 - Okay. 455 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,364 - Actually this is from me, Rebecca and Charlie. 456 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:53,322 - Nice. - Okay! 457 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,932 - ♪ Christmas in the air smelling sweet ♪ 458 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:56,499 ♪ What did Granny bake 459 00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:59,328 ♪ Holiday PJs, fly me in like Santa's sleigh ♪ 460 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:02,244 ♪ Clap with the holiday slap, set the whole mood ♪ 461 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,942 ♪ Mama in the kitchen while her mama cooking soul food ♪ 462 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,640 ♪ Scroll through everybody welcome ♪ 463 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,381 ♪ Bring the fam too, it's a celebration ♪ 464 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:10,034 ♪ Feeling good, you can dance too ♪ 465 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,688 ♪ Cousins by the dozen 466 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,647 ♪ Telling stories 'bout their loved ones, said ♪ 467 00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:15,692 ♪ Be quiet, I think I hear somebody coming ♪ 468 00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:18,260 ♪ Time to light the lights up and trim the tree ♪ 469 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,915 ♪ Then away we come down the chimney ♪ 470 00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:23,526 ♪ It's a winter wonderland, everything with snow on it ♪ 471 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:24,962 ♪ Know that presents is the gift ♪ 472 00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,703 ♪ That's why I put a bow on it ♪ 473 00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:27,661 ♪ This Christmas ♪ 474 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,750 - ALL: [cheering] 475 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,404 - Yes! Yes! Yes! - I like that. 476 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:34,972 - REBECCA: And this is me. 477 00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,887 And that's me again. - Right. 478 00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:39,803 - Ah! Gotcha! 479 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,458 - Hey, boys, settle down! 480 00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:51,380 Viola, I have to admit, this Street Nog is delicious. 481 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,817 - I told you, don't sleep on them pigeon eggs, 482 00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,863 girl. - Okay. 483 00:20:57,604 --> 00:21:03,479 - ♪ Silent night, holy night 484 00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:06,656 ♪ All is calm 485 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:09,442 - SANTA G: Can someone bring me a towel, please? 486 00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:13,402 I'm in the bathtub and I don't see one. 487 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:17,101 - Don't even think about it, Mama. 488 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:21,149 - ♪ Uh, all is bright 489 00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:25,196 - ALL: ♪ Round yon virgin 490 00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:29,462 ♪ Mother and child 491 00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:35,119 ♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪ 492 00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:36,817 ♪ 493 00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:41,604 ♪ Sleep in heavenly - Best Christmas ever! 494 00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:44,346 - ♪ Peace 495 00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:49,264 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ 496 00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:52,311 - Merry Christmas, everyone! [yelling] 497 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,573 - It's my turn now! Here, take it! 498 00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:59,187 - KIDS: [yelling] 499 00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:29,348 - ♪ 500 00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:31,393 - ♪ 501 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:36,224 - ♪ 35108

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