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- ♪
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- Hey, Mom,
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has anyone told you, you're
having an excellent hair day?
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- No, I guess I just
woke up like this.
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- Well, it's working,
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and I have to say,
that outfit looks great,
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you look 10 years younger, girl.
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- Okay, what do you want?
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- [audience laughs]
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- Well, why do I have to
want something [chuckles].
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[whines] I really want
the new phone!
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- [mimics whine] And I really
don't want to give it to you.
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- [throws tantrum]
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- Hey, hey, family, guess what?
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The man of the house
has become the man at work.
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- What happened?
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- Well, I'm finally winning
Architect of the Year
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at my company's awards gala.
What?
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- [cheers] That's amazing!
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- Yep, yep, yep!
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- You've always wanted
Architect of the Year for years.
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- Baby, I know, I know.
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That suck-up, Wesley Taylor,
always gets it,
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but not this year.
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Oh no, it's all mine.
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- [audience laughs]
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- Ah-ah!
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- [audience laughs]
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- Yo, Unc, we couldn't help
but overhear the good news,
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you really deserve
that award, dude.
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- [audience laughs]
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- CHARLIE: Yeah, you're so
great at what you do,
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and I'm glad they're finally
recognizing that.
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- Uh-huh.
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- Uh-huh, okay,
what do you want?
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- [audience laughs]
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- Money for our music video.
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- Does anybody around here
give compliments
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just 'cuz they actually
really mean it?
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- [audience laughs]
- But check it,
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I finally figured out
the best way to get discovered.
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- By hiding your face?
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- [audience laughs]
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- First, ignore the haters.
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- [audience laughs]
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- Second, shoot a dope
music video.
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- Third, have your cousin
direct that dope music video,
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post it online,
then watch it go viral.
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- Uh-huh!
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- [laughs]
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- [audience laughs]
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- Oh, you're serious?
- Yep.
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- [audience laughs]
- [laughs]
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We're not doing
the laughing thing anymore?
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- [audience laughs]
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- This could be
a teachable moment.
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I think the boys should
get after-school jobs
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so they can pay for it
for themselves,
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that way they can learn how to
work hard for what they want.
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- I like that,
that's why I love you.
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- Wait, hold up, hold up,
hold up--
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- MYLES: Yes.
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- Jobs?
Being a rapper is my job.
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- [audience laughs]
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- It's okay, Dylan,
as the video's director,
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I say we get those jobs to show
them how serious we are.
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- Fine.
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- [audience laughs]
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- Those two should be
ashamed of themselves,
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asking for so much money
like that [chuckles].
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- [audience laughs]
- See, I would never--
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- Still not getting you
that phone.
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- [audience laughs]
- Worth a shot.
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♪ Ma knew I was important,
not a regular guy ♪
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♪ Everybody follow me,
Imma take you on a trip ♪
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♪ Buckle up, let's go,
Imma get you all hip ♪
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♪ I'm a star, came up from
a block in Chi-town ♪
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♪ Livin' large
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♪ I'm tryna balance school
and these bars ♪
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♪ Came far--
ain't no better feelin' ♪
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♪ I tell 'em
you gon love Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Ay, Young Dylan, ay
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♪ Young Dylan, Young Dylan
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♪ Ay, Young Dylan,
Dyl, Dyl, Dyl ♪
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♪ I tell 'em
you gon' love Young Dylan ♪♪
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- ♪
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- I...am...so...tired.
- [audience laughs]
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- I don't even have the energy
to take this stupid sign off.
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- [audience laughs]
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- Ah-oh!
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- Do you think I'm allergic
to cutting grass?
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- [audience laughs]
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- Ugh!
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- [audience laughs]
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- How do adults do all this?
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Working takes a lot of...work.
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- [audience laughs]
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- I agree.
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- Well, let's see how much
money we made.
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Count that with yours, Chuck,
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'cuz I know we made bank
after all that work.
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- Let's see.
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Looks like we made...
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fifteen dollars and...
fifty-eight cents.
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- Each?
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- Nope, combined.
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- [audience laughs]
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- What?
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We're never going to have
enough to pay for this video.
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- If we put in more hours
after school and on weekends,
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we'll have enough money
for the video, one...
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two more years.
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- [audience laughs]
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- There's gotta be a better way
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we can get our hands
on some paper,
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and I'm gonna figure out
what that is.
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- ♪
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- Okay, let's see...
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how to get money...
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without working.
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- [audience laughs]
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- There.
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What's a Crush card?
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- FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Hey you!
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- [audience laughs]
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- Me?
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- ANNOUNCER: Yeah, you.
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- Uh, yes?
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- ANNOUNCER: Do you need
to buy things,
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but don't have the money?
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- I do.
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- ANNOUNCER: Got bad credit,
or no credit?
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- What's credit?
- ANNOUNCER: Yep.
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Sounds like the Crush
credit card is for you.
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Go to our website and apply now,
and you'll be crushing life!
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- Okay, sounds pretty legit.
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- [audience laughs]
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- Yes!
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- [audience laughs]
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- Ah! Wow!
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I knew you were gonna
find a better way,
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but I didn't know
it was going to be stealing.
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- Stealing?
I didn't steal anything,
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I rented all this
camera equipment...
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bam...on my brand new
credit card.
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- What are you doing
with a credit card?
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- I see adults using
these things
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to get stuff all the time,
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my mother uses them
for everything.
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- Wow! It's so...plastic-y,
how did you get it?
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- I saw a commercial online,
and I signed up.
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- I don't get why adults always
complain about having to work
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to pay for stuff.
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- Right!
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I'm just waiting on all the
extra stuff
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I ordered to get here.
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- Uh, something
about this feels wrong.
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- Well, something about
this might feel right
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if you check a little something
something under your bed
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for you.
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- Hm.
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[gasps]
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- Now, what were you saying?
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- [audience laughs]
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- I forget.
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- [audience laughs]
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- Why is everyone looking at us?
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- Wouldn't you stop and admire
a diamond when you saw it?
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- [audience laughs]
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- Uh, 13.
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- Alright, I got you.
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Yes, Yessirski.
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- [audience laughs]
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- Ladies, ladies, y'all know
y'all too beautiful
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to pay for that.
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- [audience laughs]
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- Let me get that for you.
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Just gotta put the ol'
credit card in the machine,
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and...bam...
pick whatever you want.
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- [audience laughs]
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- Matter of fact,
everyone go 'head,
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pick whatever you want.
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- It's on us, people!
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- DYLAN: Uh-huh. Yeah. Whoa!
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- CHARLIE: Oh, too many people.
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- DYLAN:
Go, go, Charlie, go!
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- [yelling]
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Dang!
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- Okay, what is going on?
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- [audience laughs]
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- And why are you two looking
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and acting
like richies right now?
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- [audience laughs]
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- What are you talking about?
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Can't two brothers buy
a whole lot of bags of chips
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for their fellow students?
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- [audience laughs]
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- Not when those two brothers
are dressed
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for the mansion party.
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Spill it!
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- Nothing's going on.
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- Oh, a credit card.
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You're a kid, you're not
suppose to have this.
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- Your name's on it
and everything,
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you better start talking!
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- Okay, look...
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you know how me and Charlie
wanted to shoot
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that music video?
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- Yes, I remember
that silly idea.
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- And since the only jobs
we can get didn't pay much,
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I had to do something,
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and that something
was getting a credit card.
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I appreciate it if you didn't--
- I'ma tell!
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- [audience laughs]
- Do that.
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- I'ma tell on you two so fast,
your heads will spin.
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There's nothing
that you can do or say
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to get me to not tell on you.
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- [audience laughs]
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- Okay, well, then,
what if I used this credit card
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to buy you that new phone?
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- [audience laughs]
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- Urgh!
Throw one in for Bethany,
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and you got yourself a deal.
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- [audience laughs]
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- Just tell me what color
you want, boo.
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- [audience laughs]
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- I'll take the phone,
but just know,
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I'll still be
blocking your number.
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- Mm-hm!
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- Yes, you are a pretty
widdle thing,
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yes, you are, yes, you are!
[smooching sounds]
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- Yes, I am your new mommy
[smooching sounds],
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and I will be taking
good care of you.
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- [audience laughs]
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- [laughing]
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- [phone rings]
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- I hope this about
all the props I ordered
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for my ballin' music video.
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Yeah, hello?
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Yeah, this is Dylan.
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Uh-huh, um-hm.
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A'ight, wow!
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- [audience laughs]
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- I got it, I got it!
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Peace!
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- [audience laughs]
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- What was that all about?
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- Slight problem,
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looks like you actually have to
pay the credit card people back.
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- [audience laughs]
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- How was I supposed to know
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that I had to pay back
all the money I spent
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with the credit card?
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The commercial didn't say
anything about that.
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- Says here, you have to pay
something called interest.
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- What is interest?
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- It's when you pay back
more than you spent.
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00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:21,751
I said my dad does taxes.
259
00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,231
- [audience laughs]
260
00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:25,494
- Well, I'm not
interested in interest,
261
00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:26,843
thank you very much.
262
00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:29,324
- [audience laughs]
263
00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:31,413
- Hm, it's almost like
credit cards are trying
264
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:32,936
to make money off of us.
265
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:34,677
- [audience laughs]
266
00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,505
- This credit card bills says
your account is past due
267
00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:38,072
and over the limit.
268
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,161
- Why didn't you open them
when they came?
269
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,815
- Because I thought they were
just thank you notes
270
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,294
from the credit card people.
271
00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:45,122
- [audience laughs]
272
00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:47,255
- And this ones from
Vinny's Video Rentals,
273
00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:49,605
it says that your Crush card
was declined,
274
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:53,043
so they're sending a repo man
to repossess all the equipment.
275
00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:54,871
- What does repossess mean?
276
00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:59,354
- Repossess means to take back
something you didn't pay for.
277
00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:02,531
I said my dad does taxes,
didn't say he was good at it.
278
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,446
- [audience laughs]
279
00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:08,711
- They can't take this stuff,
I need it for my music video.
280
00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:11,105
Man, I feel crushed.
281
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,803
Oh! That's why they
call it the Crush card.
282
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,500
- [audience laughs]
283
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,198
- Mom and Dad sees someone
coming for the equipment,
284
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:19,287
they're gonna ask questions,
285
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:20,680
which will lead to finding out
you have a credit card,
286
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,551
so what are we going to do?
287
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:23,900
- No, no, no, no, no!
288
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:27,948
We? Uh, this is
all y'all's problem,
289
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,166
Bethany and I had nothing
to do with this,
290
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,428
so good luck and see ya--
291
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:33,127
- Hold up, hold up!
292
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,346
We are all in this together.
293
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:38,045
It became a 'we' the moment you
guys took those phones.
294
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:41,309
- Fine, alright, we're in
this together, I guess.
295
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:42,702
- Agreed.
296
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,747
- Well, hopefully,
we can still shoot the video
297
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:47,184
before they come
for the equipment.
298
00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:48,359
We'll just have to wait
299
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:49,752
'til Uncle Myles
and Momma Yas
300
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,319
go to the gala tomorrow night,
301
00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:53,582
then we'll set up,
shoot the music video,
302
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:56,324
and pack it all up
before they find out.
303
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:59,153
- Sounds like a solid plain,
I can't see any holes in it.
304
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:02,809
- ♪
305
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,898
- DYLAN: Oh, I got one!
- Look, I got one, too.
306
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:10,817
- [sings] Ba-ban!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ta-da!
307
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,557
- [cheers and applause]
308
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:15,299
- Pow!
309
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:17,562
Um-hm.
310
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:20,087
Just call me Wilson,
Myles Wilson.
311
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,523
- [audience laughs]
312
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:24,221
- Oh, but you ain't
seen nothing yet.
313
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,398
- KIDS: Whoa!
- Huh?
314
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:29,313
- She looks fire!
315
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:30,445
- You look amazing, honey.
316
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:31,707
- Thank you.
317
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,535
- Yo, hold up, hold up!
318
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,276
If somebody come out
walking to your woman,
319
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:36,581
like, eyeing her, like...
320
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,061
- [audience laughs]
321
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,107
- You better hit 'em with the...
322
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:41,456
- I got it, I got it.
323
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:42,892
- Do what I taught you.
- I got it.
324
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,633
- I raised you right.
325
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:47,201
- We're off to the gala,
are you kids gonna be alright?
326
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,986
- Yeah, we got this.
327
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,988
Just let yo' man
go get that award.
328
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,294
- [audience laughs]
329
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,817
- Oh, trust me, I will.
330
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,688
- Big trust.
331
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,255
- So, what are you guys planning
on doing while we're gone?
332
00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,909
- Hm, nothing really,
333
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:02,129
probably finish this puzzle,
and watch a movie.
334
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,174
- As long as it's not scary.
335
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,350
- Of course not,
we're good kids.
336
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,135
- [audience laughs]
337
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:09,832
- Really good kids.
338
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,486
- [audience laughs]
339
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:15,838
- KIDS: Byeee!
340
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:20,234
- [audience laughs]
341
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:28,198
- Striking!
342
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:32,115
- Dylan, could you hurry up?!
343
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,595
We have to hurry up
and shoot this music video
344
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,553
before Mom and Dad get home.
345
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,774
- Yeah!
346
00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:40,602
Dude you yelling at me,
where the director?
347
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,430
He probably don't even know
he directing.
348
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:45,476
- [mimics horn blowing]
349
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:46,434
- [audience laughs]
350
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,175
- You were saying?
351
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:50,438
[French accent]
The director is on set, uh-huh.
352
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:51,787
- [audience laughs]
353
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,484
- Hey, look, it's Spike Little.
354
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:54,964
- [laughs]
355
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:56,574
- Hey, watch it, little girl,
356
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,750
or you're never gonna work
in this town again.
357
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,448
- [audience laughs]
358
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:03,973
- Okay, places everyone,
let's take it from the top.
359
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:08,108
- Young Dylan, Ballin'--
scene one, take one.
360
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:13,417
- Okay, and music...
361
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:17,682
and...action.
362
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,162
- Ah! Skeert, skeert!
363
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,598
- [audience laughs]
364
00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:26,778
- Keep on doing that dance,
it's good.
365
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,041
- [audience laughs]
366
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,085
- [knock at door]
367
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:31,218
- Cut!
Cut!
368
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:33,655
No one respects the work
anymore, gosh.
369
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:34,699
- [audience laughs]
370
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:37,050
- [knock at door]
371
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,225
- [gasps]
372
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,574
- Hi, I'm from Vinny's Video,
373
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:40,749
I'm here to pick up
some equipment.
374
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:43,186
Is, uh, Dylan Wilson here?
375
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:45,145
- Uh, uh, wrong house.
376
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:46,407
- [audience laughs]
377
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:48,235
- Whoa! That guy is huge!
378
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:51,542
- Maybe if we're real quiet,
he'll just go away.
379
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:55,895
- Dude, no! Quick, hide!
- [knock at door]
380
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,549
- I--I know you're in there,
I'm the repo guy,
381
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,421
I'm trained
to know these things.
382
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,162
- Just go away.
383
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:05,687
- No can do, you don't pay
a dime, it's repo time.
384
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,123
[chuckles] I wrote that.
385
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,472
- [audience laughs]
386
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,474
- This day could not
get any worse.
387
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,259
- See, when you say
stuff like that,
388
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:14,522
it feels like
it's gonna get worse.
389
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:17,786
- Yep, things just got worse,
dad sent a text,
390
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:20,049
he said the gala got cut short,
391
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,616
and they're on their way
home right now!
392
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:22,922
- What?!
393
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,924
Okay, okay, I can fix this.
394
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,143
It's at least a 20
minute drive back,
395
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:30,103
so we can shoot the video
and pack this all up
396
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,191
before they get back.
397
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,845
- That would be a great plan
398
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:36,805
if Dad didn't text me
fifteen minutes ago.
399
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,154
- ALL: Charlie!
400
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:40,243
- [knock at door]
401
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,071
- What about the repo guy?
402
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:44,247
Your parents can't see him
banging on their front door.
403
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:47,990
- Alright, okay, I got a plan.
404
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,862
Hide all the equipment
and the money.
405
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:53,691
- Okay.
406
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:54,954
- The [unintelligible]
in position.
407
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,870
- [audience laughs]
408
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,613
- Uh...
409
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,833
- Wow! Y'all are good.
410
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,704
- [audience laughs]
411
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,449
- Hey, there.
412
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:13,581
- Are you Dylan?
413
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,017
- I am.
414
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,714
- I'm here to collect
the equipment.
415
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:17,889
- No problem.
416
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:20,631
- [audience laughs]
417
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,421
- Right this way.
418
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,379
- A little advice for next time,
419
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,381
if you pay your bills
like you say,
420
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:34,384
the repo guy would go away.
421
00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:35,646
I wrote that, too.
422
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:36,691
- [audience laughs]
423
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,432
- [chuckles]
424
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:41,739
It's right out there,
and I'm sorry about all this.
425
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,403
- [audience laughs]
426
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:58,974
- How many times
am I gonna fall for this?
427
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,758
- Alright, let's shoot
this music video--
428
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,021
- MYLES:
Come on, seriously?
429
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,413
- YASMINE:
You keep on talking--
430
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,502
- No, listen,
I'm just saying, okay,
431
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:08,114
that gas leak, very convenient.
432
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,767
- No, these things happen,
433
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,421
it's not a conspiracy
against you.
434
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,510
- What--baby, please, okay?
- Really?
435
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,773
- No, that gag bag, Wesley
Taylor probably caused it.
436
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:18,080
- You know why?
- 'Cuz he's jealous of me.
437
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,822
Why? 'Cuz I'm better
than him at work,
438
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,650
and I look better doing it.
439
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,434
- [audience laughs]
440
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,480
- Good thing they weren't
awarding you for your humility.
441
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,396
- That's my middle name.
Myles Humility--
442
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:30,919
- Okay, okay.
- Wilson.
443
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:34,401
- Hey! What--why are
you guys dressed up?
444
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,751
- Since you guys got dressed up,
we thought we could, too.
445
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:38,666
- Oh!
- Mm-hm, cool.
446
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,102
- So, how--
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
447
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,930
- [audience laughs]
448
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:44,150
- The couch is a much more
comfortable place to sit
449
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,977
and, uh, vent.
450
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:49,198
- Oh, okay, yeah,
well, you--what the--
451
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:52,201
- [audience laughs]
452
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,725
- Ah, yeah [chuckles],
yeah, this is better.
453
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,423
- Whoa, my--
- MYLES: Thank you.
454
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,338
- [audience laughs]
455
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:02,690
- Uh, got to turn that AC up,
so you cool down.
456
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:04,953
- [audience laughs]
457
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:07,956
- Yeah, Dylan gets me,
you, too, Rebecca, you get me.
458
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:10,915
- Well, I'm gonna make a snack,
459
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:13,570
we had to evacuate
before the main course.
460
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:16,530
- [audience laughs]
461
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:19,402
- Nooo!
462
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:24,364
- [audience laughs]
463
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:26,627
- Uh, you should let Bethany
and I make something for you
464
00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:28,672
after all you've
been through tonight.
465
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:32,720
- Oh, well, I mean,
okay [chuckles].
466
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:36,811
I guess...they get me, too.
467
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:38,334
- [audience laughs]
468
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,988
- You know what,
469
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:41,337
I may not have brought home
the award tonight,
470
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:42,817
but at least we came home
to some great kids.
471
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,427
- Aww! We really are lucky.
472
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:45,994
- Mm-hm.
473
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:47,735
- [audience laughs]
- Oh!
474
00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:49,606
- Nice try, Dylan,
475
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:52,914
but you can't get rid of me
that easy, I'm the repo guy.
476
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:55,046
- Wait!
477
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,439
- Hey, Rebecca got a new phone!
478
00:18:56,439 --> 00:19:03,229
- ♪
479
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:06,406
- Well, that's the last of it,
480
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:10,584
I would say nice doing business
with you, but it wasn't.
481
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,542
- [audience laughs]
482
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:15,763
- [sighs]
483
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,941
- When you don't make
time to pay,
484
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:22,770
the repo man takes
it all away [laughs].
485
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,598
- [laughs]
486
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,556
Eh, you got--you got
a spider on your shoulder.
487
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:30,647
- [screams]
488
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:34,042
- MYLES: Okay, let me
sum this up, shall we?
489
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,826
Instead of working
for the money,
490
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,567
Dylan signed up
491
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:39,874
and got a credit card
under my name, by the way.
492
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:42,268
Do you know what that's gonna--
you know what, give me these.
493
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,486
- Hey, hey!
- No, no, no, no, no.
494
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,096
- Uncle Myles!
- You know what that's gonna
495
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,924
do to my credit, boy?
Sit back!
496
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:49,144
These are my shoes,
I can't even fit in 'em.
497
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:51,538
- Then all of you acted
like ex-football players,
498
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:54,454
and ran that card to the limit.
- Mm-hm.
499
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:55,977
[chuckles] And didn't know
they had to pay it back
500
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:58,936
because, well...kids.
501
00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:03,071
- So, you decided to cover it
all up with lies and deceit
502
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,508
until you got busted?
503
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:06,944
- Yeah, that sounds right.
504
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,119
- That's all of it.
505
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,686
- I feel ashamed hearing it.
506
00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,035
- [audience laughs]
507
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,646
- Do we even have
to give you the speech
508
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,170
of what you did wrong,
and how lying made it worse,
509
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:18,391
and that we all hope
you learned your lessons?
510
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:21,176
- Nope, lessons
are straight learned.
511
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:22,786
- Yeah, I've learned more in
this one moment
512
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,875
than my entire life.
513
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,660
- I learned so much,
I could teach others right now.
514
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,401
- [audience laughs]
515
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,881
- Wrong! Nope, there's one
more lesson to be learned.
516
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,666
- Mm-hm [giggles].
517
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:35,756
Oh!
518
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,975
See all this stuff
you guys bought?
519
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:42,197
[giggles] Well, you're gonna
return everything
520
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,459
to pay back the credit card.
521
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:45,026
- Mm-hm.
522
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:46,506
And your mom and I
will cover the rest,
523
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,986
but all of you
are going to pay us back.
524
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,945
- With interest.
525
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,686
- Oh, I just learned that word!
526
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,035
- [audience laughs]
527
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,079
- That's not a good word.
528
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,559
- [audience laughs]
529
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,257
- How are we suppose
to pay you guys back
530
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,693
if we don't have any money?
531
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,216
- [chuckles]
532
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:03,218
- Oh, buddy.
- Oh my goodness.
533
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,742
- So glad you asked.
- [giggles]
534
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,918
- Oh!
- Yeah.
535
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,445
- [audience laughs]
536
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:15,926
- MYLES: Looks like
after-school jobs for everyone!
537
00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:19,103
- [giggles]
- Noooo!
538
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:26,937
- [gasps from exhaustion]
539
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:30,767
- [audience laughs]
540
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,031
- Hey.
541
00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:38,035
- [audience laughs]
542
00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:39,733
- Here's today's pay.
543
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:42,475
- [audience laughs]
544
00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:43,606
- Oh!
545
00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:44,738
- I mowed three lawns.
546
00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:47,958
- [audience laughs]
547
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,873
- Five-year-old birthday parties
are the worst.
548
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:50,657
- [audience laughs]
549
00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:53,442
- Uh-uh!
550
00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:54,661
- [sighs]
551
00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:57,707
- ♪
552
00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:58,752
- [audience laughs]
553
00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:29,435
- [Nickelodeon theme]
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