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You about to catch these hands. 4 00:00:23,414 --> 00:00:25,547 I'm from the Chi. 5 00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:29,420 - I don't even know what that means. 6 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:30,682 - Doesn't matter. 7 00:00:30,682 --> 00:00:32,249 Why are you in the recycling bin? 8 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:34,947 - The A.V. club is putting together a video yearbook. 9 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:36,819 I need to get footage of everybody acting 10 00:00:36,819 --> 00:00:39,039 as natural as possible. 11 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,737 - That's not creepy at all. 12 00:00:41,737 --> 00:00:43,478 Well, I hope you have another camera, 13 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:46,089 'cause my shine's about to break that one. 14 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:49,919 I'm performing at the Spirit Day celebration tonight! 15 00:00:49,919 --> 00:00:52,182 - Congratulations. That's the biggest event 16 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:55,664 of the year. Games, dunk tanks, 17 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:57,057 everybody will be there. 18 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,711 - I know, and people who don't know my music 19 00:00:59,711 --> 00:01:02,018 can see my flow. This could lead 20 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:05,630 to a whole new crops of Dylan's Villains. 21 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:12,159 That's what I call my fans. I know, the name needs work. 22 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:13,638 - I hope you're doing "Free Thinker." 23 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:15,553 That song is lit. 24 00:01:15,553 --> 00:01:17,207 - You know I am. 25 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:19,253 - I can't wait. I better get back to work. 26 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:21,255 This video yearbook isn't going to film itself. 27 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:23,213 A little help please. - Gotcha. 28 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:27,217 Good? 29 00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:32,788 - Yo, Dylan. - DYLAN: Yo. 30 00:01:32,788 --> 00:01:35,486 - What's good? - 'Sup Freddie? 31 00:01:35,486 --> 00:01:36,922 You staying out of trouble? 32 00:01:36,922 --> 00:01:38,272 - Man, you know me and trouble are like twins, 33 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:39,664 we're inseparable. 34 00:01:39,664 --> 00:01:42,363 - Yeah, and I also know you've gotten detention so much, 35 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:44,104 Principal Matthews gave you a punch card. 36 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:49,326 - But on the tenth one, I get a week off from school. 37 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:51,502 - I think that's called suspension. 38 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:52,895 - Want to see something cool? 39 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:57,291 - Stink spray? 40 00:01:57,291 --> 00:02:01,121 - Yeah. Has the power of 1,000 stink bugs in one spray. 41 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,601 - Whoa. So why do you have it? 42 00:02:03,601 --> 00:02:05,081 - I'm going to toss it in the teacher's lounge at lunch. 43 00:02:05,081 --> 00:02:07,214 It's going to be hilarious. 44 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:10,782 Careful. The cap is sensitive. 45 00:02:10,782 --> 00:02:12,393 - Yo, you can get in big trouble. 46 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:15,222 - Nah, no one will know it was me. 47 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:17,789 - PRINCIPAL MATTHEWS: Move it along. 48 00:02:17,789 --> 00:02:19,443 - Dude, what are you doing? 49 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:22,751 - Just hold it for me. I'll grab it later, alright? 50 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:25,101 - Good morning, Dylan. 51 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:26,798 - Hey, Principal Matthews. 52 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:29,061 - I have to say, it's been great 53 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:31,412 not having you in my office. 54 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:33,588 You seem to be turning over a new leaf. 55 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:37,113 - That's me, sir, I'm a real turner over leafer. 56 00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:39,681 What? Um--tu--turn over leaf. 57 00:02:39,681 --> 00:02:41,552 - Well, keep it up. 58 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:43,989 [laughing] 59 00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:46,905 [sniffs] What's that smell? 60 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:55,218 - Must be that burrito I ate. Sorry, sir. 61 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:57,612 - What? 62 00:02:57,612 --> 00:03:00,919 [coughing] 63 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:03,574 Burrito, huh? 64 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:06,490 [coughing] 65 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:13,454 And another infraction. Earrings? Really? 66 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:16,021 So much for turning over a new leaf. 67 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:18,023 [coughing] 68 00:03:18,023 --> 00:03:21,026 - Okay, that stinky spray is not mine. 69 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:25,030 And I didn't put it there. 70 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:27,685 - You already know. 71 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:29,513 [coughing] 72 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:31,428 - ♪ 73 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,518 - DYLAN: ♪ There once was a kid from the city of Chi ♪ 74 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:37,478 ♪ Ma knew I wasn't born not a regular guy ♪ 75 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:39,523 ♪ Everybody follow me, I'mma take you on a trip ♪ 76 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:42,787 ♪ Buckle up, let's go, I'mma get ya all hip! ♪ 77 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:44,615 ♪ I'm a star, came up from a block in Chi-town ♪ 78 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:46,138 ♪ Livin' large 79 00:03:46,138 --> 00:03:47,531 ♪ I'm tryna balance school and these bars ♪ 80 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:49,664 ♪ Came far, ain't no better feeling ♪ 81 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:52,275 ♪ I tell 'em you gon' love Young Dylan ♪ 82 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:55,104 ♪ Young Dylan, Young Dylan ♪ 83 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:57,628 ♪ Young Dylan, Young Dylan ♪ 84 00:03:57,628 --> 00:04:01,458 ♪ I tell 'em you gon' love Young Dylan ♪♪ 85 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:06,420 - Mr. and Mrs. Wilson? - Mm-hmm? 86 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:08,378 - Did you notice that smell coming from Dylan's locker? 87 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:10,641 - We did. - Yeah, when you first said 88 00:04:10,641 --> 00:04:12,643 something about it, we thought it was the usual 89 00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:17,082 preteen boy stink, but this is something much worse. 90 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:18,780 What did you eat this morning? 91 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:20,912 - Dylan, why would you bring something like that to school? 92 00:04:20,912 --> 00:04:23,654 - Where did you even find something that nasty? 93 00:04:23,654 --> 00:04:26,266 - I didn't do any of this. I'm innocent. 94 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,485 - Dylan continues to say he didn't do it. 95 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:31,271 And I want to believe him, but- 96 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,360 - Okay, okay, Dylan, if the stink spray 97 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,884 wasn't yours, then you need to tell us who's it was. 98 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:38,190 - It was, uh-- - Thank you. 99 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:40,932 - --someone else. - Dylan? 100 00:04:40,932 --> 00:04:42,847 - I'm sorry, but I can't tell you. 101 00:04:42,847 --> 00:04:44,458 - Why? 102 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:46,242 - Because it goes against street code. 103 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:49,201 - Street code? - What are you talking about? 104 00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:51,552 This isn't the streets. This is a school. 105 00:04:51,552 --> 00:04:54,598 And a very expensive school, I might add. 106 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:59,386 - That reminds me, I got some quotes to de stink the school, 107 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:02,476 and you will be billed for it... 108 00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:04,478 since Dylan won't tell me who actually did this. 109 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:06,393 - Dylan, who did this? - Yeah, yeah, 110 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:09,091 tell Principal Matthews everything. 111 00:05:09,091 --> 00:05:11,354 Include some other stuff. 112 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:13,704 - I can't, Unc. In my old neighborhood, 113 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:16,881 snitches get stitches. A real one never snitches. 114 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:19,144 - Well, in that case, I can't allow you 115 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:21,495 to perform tonight for Spirit Day. 116 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:23,758 And consider yourself suspended-- 117 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:24,802 - [gasps] 118 00:05:24,802 --> 00:05:26,674 - --until you decide to tell the truth. 119 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:29,329 - Come on. Thank you, Principal Matthews. 120 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,418 - Mm-hmm. - But you know, 121 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:33,420 just for the record, you know, I could de-stink 122 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:34,856 the school for a fraction of the cost? 123 00:05:34,856 --> 00:05:36,640 - Oh? 124 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,729 - Just hang some new car scented air fresheners 125 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:41,253 everywhere and it'd take care of the problem. 126 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:42,733 - Does this look like a car to you? 127 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:47,085 - A roomy car. 128 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:48,217 Okay. 129 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:52,874 - Today! - Okay! 130 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:56,573 - ♪ 131 00:05:56,573 --> 00:05:59,402 - Charlie. Charlie. Come on, come on. 132 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:01,796 - What's the emergency? - Sit down. 133 00:06:04,973 --> 00:06:07,410 Look. 134 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:09,978 - What is it? - It's an eviction notice. 135 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:13,068 - Is that a bad thing? 136 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:15,810 - If you consider being kicked out of your house a bad thing, 137 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,855 then yes! 138 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:21,381 - Kicked out of our house? Oh, what are we gonna do? 139 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,860 - We'll have to stay with Grandma. 140 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:24,819 - I don't want to live over there. 141 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,603 Grandma snores too loud, and she's always swinging 142 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:29,737 her samurai sword around. Wah, wah, wah. 143 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:32,653 - Yeah, she's always saying, "I wish you would," 144 00:06:32,653 --> 00:06:34,306 when she really doesn't wish that. 145 00:06:34,306 --> 00:06:35,699 - Uh, we have to show Mom and Dad. 146 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:38,441 - Are you crazy? They'll freak out! 147 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:42,750 - Oh yeah. Mom will be, "Oh no, Miles, what are we gonna do? 148 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,752 We can't leave the house!" 149 00:06:44,752 --> 00:06:48,103 And then she'll cry, and then Dad'll cry, 150 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:50,932 and then I'll cry. 151 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:53,630 - I think you're being a little over dramatic, 152 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:55,763 but, yeah, we have to keep this between us until 153 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:59,288 we can figure out a way to raise the money. 154 00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:00,855 - Maybe I can sell some of my games. 155 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:04,075 - Good idea. Maybe I can sell my old phone. 156 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:05,512 - Do you think this is enough to keep us 157 00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:07,339 from getting evicted? 158 00:07:07,339 --> 00:07:10,865 - No, we need something bigger. 159 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:14,172 Ooh! I got it! What if we do an online auction? 160 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:17,567 You know, people can bid for our stuff, I saw it on TV once. 161 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:19,221 We can make loads of money when people try 162 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:20,831 to outbid each other. 163 00:07:20,831 --> 00:07:22,833 - I like it. Do you think I can do 164 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:26,881 the "Going once, going twice, sold," part? 165 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:30,798 - Just gather things that we can sell for the auction. 166 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:33,365 Cool things, things people want. 167 00:07:33,365 --> 00:07:34,758 - Not your broken stuff. 168 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:35,890 - Oh. 169 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:37,718 - ♪ 170 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:38,545 - Have a seat, young man. 171 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:45,900 - [door closes] - Dylan... 172 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:49,120 your auntie and I are very disappointed in you. 173 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:52,646 - I'm sorry, I'm only trying to do what I think is right. 174 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:53,995 - You really think that getting in trouble 175 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:56,345 for someone else is the right thing to do? 176 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:58,086 - I mean, not totally. 177 00:07:58,086 --> 00:08:00,741 - Oh come on, Dylan. Look, if it's a bad thing 178 00:08:00,741 --> 00:08:02,394 to do than don't you think the person who did it 179 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:04,266 should be held responsible? 180 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:08,096 - Well, yes, I guess. - Well then... 181 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:10,141 - I won't do it. 182 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:13,318 - So, you would rather have your uncle and I pay 183 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:16,278 that huge bill than tell everyone who pulled 184 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:17,671 that terrible stunt? 185 00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:19,847 - I don't want y'all to have to pay for it. 186 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:23,154 I'm in a tough spot here. 187 00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:26,288 - You think? That tough spot is called being suspended. 188 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:28,333 And you will be paying that huge bill 189 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,074 unless you come clean. 190 00:08:30,074 --> 00:08:34,470 - Well, I guess I only have one obvious choice here. 191 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:35,950 - Exactly. 192 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:37,778 - I'm going to accept my punishment 193 00:08:37,778 --> 00:08:39,910 and be suspended for a while. 194 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:44,611 - Oh, yeah, no, that's not the obvious choice! 195 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:46,134 - What are we gonna do? 196 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:48,702 - ♪ 197 00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:53,837 - Dylan, we heard about what happened at school today. 198 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,796 - Yeah, and if you didn't bring the stink spray 199 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:57,972 to school, then you better tell us who did. 200 00:08:57,972 --> 00:08:59,756 - I don't know what to do. I don't want to snitch, 201 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:02,454 but I don't want to get suspended either. 202 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:04,021 Chuckles, what would you do? 203 00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:07,242 - Oh, I'm good with snitching. Yep, I'll snitch all day, 204 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:10,245 don't care who I take down. Matter of fact, 205 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:13,204 Rebecca was the one who drank the last of your sweet tea. 206 00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:14,858 - Uh! - What?! 207 00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:16,512 - Charlie ate the candy bar you hid. 208 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:20,734 - What? I come from a family of snitches? Wow. 209 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:23,127 - Yep, that's right. So just tell me 210 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:25,608 who stunk up the school, and I'll snitch for you. 211 00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:28,219 - No, Chuck, I can't do that. 212 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:31,788 - Well, Dylan, we have something we need to show you. 213 00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:39,404 - An eviction notice? 214 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,102 I knew they were mad at me, 215 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:44,061 but I didn't know they were "evict me" mad. 216 00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:46,150 - No, it's an eviction notice for Mom and Dad. 217 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:50,372 - Dang! I did not know Uncle Myles and Auntie Yaz 218 00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:53,114 were struggling this hard. 219 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:55,464 Me and Moms went through this a couple of times. 220 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,814 - Well, we came up with an idea to help. 221 00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,555 - Yeah. We're doing a live auction, 222 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:01,122 and we're gonna stream it. 223 00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:03,254 - Yep. We gathered some of our stuff to sell. 224 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:04,778 You have anything you can part with? 225 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:07,345 - To help family? Most def. 226 00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,130 You always have your family back. 227 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:10,958 That's another street code. 228 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,092 - [knock on door] - MYLES: Hey, Dyl. 229 00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:16,485 You have a visitor--Freddie. 230 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,748 He came by do drop off some homework. 231 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:22,447 - What's up, Freddie? - What's up? 232 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:25,059 - You're a good dad, you know that? 233 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:27,931 - And no matter what, we'll always love you. 234 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:31,152 Even if you can't budget your finances. 235 00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:33,241 - Thanks. 236 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,987 Hey, you two, come here. 237 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:49,170 - I also came to say thanks. 238 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:53,565 For having my back, and to make sure you're cool. 239 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,742 - No, I'm not cool. You know how much trouble 240 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,961 I'm in because of you? 241 00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,223 - I'm sorry, man. It's not how I wanted 242 00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,791 things to go down. You know, everyone being mad 243 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,053 at you for making the school stinky. 244 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:07,101 - Again, wasn't me. 245 00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:09,190 - Oh, and Spirit Day was a bust, too. 246 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,757 Since you didn't show up, Mr. Elliott got on stage 247 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:11,888 and mumble rapped a song 248 00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:15,283 called "All 'bout the Bitcoins." 249 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:19,113 So, everyone's blaming you for that, too. 250 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:21,158 - Look, man, I need you to admit it was you. 251 00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,857 I'm suspended from school and now everyone hates me? 252 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,554 - I can't do that. I could be kicked out 253 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,687 of school for good. 254 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,863 - But I don't want to take the heat for you. 255 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:32,692 - So what are you going to do? Snitch? 256 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,737 - You know I'm not about that. 257 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,957 - Like I said, I'm sorry things went down 258 00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:39,699 like this, but it's either you or me, 259 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:43,006 and I chose you. 260 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,660 Here's your assignments. 261 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,357 - What's this? 262 00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,490 - The teacher put it in there. I think it's an order form 263 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,971 for that corny video yearbook thing. 264 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:56,367 Stay up. Suspension stinks. 265 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,239 Almost as bad as that stink spray you got busted with. 266 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,068 - Again, wasn't me! 267 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:06,551 Stupid. [indistinct mumbling] 268 00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:09,250 Getting busted for you! 269 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,121 Didn't even do none of this. 270 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,210 Really innocent, nobody wants to believe me. 271 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:21,958 Video yearbook? That's it! 272 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:22,785 - ♪ 273 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:27,355 - I'm almost finished with the online auction. 274 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:28,660 All we need to do is take pictures 275 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,880 of what we're going to sell, and it's go time. 276 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:35,015 - Great, I found a lot of cool stuff. 277 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,364 - We're good kids. 278 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:39,976 - You'll get no argument from me. 279 00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,673 - Wait. 280 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:51,814 Ah! This is my autographed Queen Star poster! 281 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,990 Wow! 282 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:56,210 And this is my pixel art frame! 283 00:12:56,210 --> 00:13:00,344 - Hey! This is all my stuff! 284 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,912 This is my magician's kit! 285 00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:05,959 And my limited edition satin slippers! 286 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:09,310 Hey, you can't sell this! I ate 50 tacos 287 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:12,008 to win this stuffed burrito pillow. 288 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,357 - We have to sell this stuff, Charlie. 289 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,272 It's our turn to do our part for the family. 290 00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,231 Even if it means selling your silly stuff. 291 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,450 - Or your silly stuff. 292 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:22,497 - Oh? We'll see who can sell our stuff the fastest. 293 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,238 Come on, the auction's about to start. 294 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:25,326 - Okay. 295 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,546 - Hey! Give me that poster! 296 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:31,506 - No! You stole my satin slippers! 297 00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:34,857 - You stole my slippers! - My poster! Ah! 298 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,990 - I can't believe someone wanted all your junk. 299 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,254 - Can't believe someone wanted all your junk. 300 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,387 Mom and Dad are gonna be so proud of us 301 00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,259 when we show them how much money we made. 302 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,348 - I know, right? This "V-Dot from the Block," 303 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,045 is buying everything! 304 00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,655 - Whoever they are, they're saving us 305 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,962 from sleeping on the streets! 306 00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:55,138 - We really are good kids. - Again, you'll get 307 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,532 no argument from me. 308 00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,490 - Ooh! We just made 15 more dollars! 309 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:02,929 - ♪ 310 00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,504 - [coughs] 311 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:34,525 - Ah! Excuse me! 312 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:37,180 You lacrosse kids think you can just go around poking people 313 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,052 just because you won a game finally? 314 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,793 Well, you aren't the champs yet, pal. 315 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,100 - Relax, Charlie, it's me. 316 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,799 - Dylan? When did you join the lacrosse team? 317 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:52,239 - I didn't, I'm just wearing this to sneak back in school. 318 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:55,111 - I never thought I'd hear you say those words. 319 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:58,810 But you can't be here. You're suspended. 320 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:01,074 - I know, but the person I was protecting 321 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,903 could care less if I never get to come back, 322 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:08,124 so I'm going to clear my name, one way or another. 323 00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,647 But Principal Matthews won't believe me 324 00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:12,128 if I don't have proof, so I'm gonna get some. 325 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,651 - How? 326 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,653 - Well, Christian was in the hallway that day 327 00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,438 recording for the video yearbook. 328 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:19,788 - He was? Where? 329 00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:23,183 - Hiding in that recycling bin so he can record everyone 330 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,750 acting natural. - That's not creepy at all. 331 00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:30,059 - I'm hoping he accidentally recorded the truth. 332 00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:31,365 - You think he did? 333 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,845 - It's my only play, so I hope so, 334 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,804 but I'm gonna check the A.V. room 335 00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:38,241 before I get caught. 336 00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:48,686 - [door closes] 337 00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,128 - Aha! 338 00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:06,530 Dang! Man, it's empty! 339 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:14,016 Whoa. This is a lot of videotapes. 340 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,976 It's going to take me all day to go through these. 341 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,238 Alright then. 342 00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:29,379 - Hey. This is the A.V. room, 343 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,686 not the locker room. If you're looking for footage 344 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:34,558 from the lacrosse game, relax, it's coming. 345 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:47,789 You win your first and only game, 346 00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,486 and now you think you own the school? 347 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:52,315 The girl's field hockey team has been undefeated for years. 348 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:57,929 - ♪ 349 00:16:57,929 --> 00:17:00,410 - MYLES: Yeah. - Hey. 350 00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:03,457 - Mom? You just gonna keep walking on in, huh? 351 00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:05,633 - Yep. 352 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,243 - I'm here for all the stuff I won. 353 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,724 I'm "V-Dot from the Block." 354 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,856 - What stuff, and how'd you win it? 355 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:14,990 - From an online auction. 356 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:18,472 I picked up a lot of good stuff, dirt cheap. 357 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,082 When it was over, 358 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,650 this was the address they gave to pick everything up. 359 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:25,000 So where's my stuff? 360 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,697 - We didn't have an online auction. 361 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:29,700 - And I know Dylan has nothing to do with this, 362 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:34,662 because he's up in his room with no computer or phone. 363 00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:38,100 - BOTH: Rebecca! Charlie! Get downstairs! 364 00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:41,799 - Is everything okay? 365 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:44,019 - Did you two have an online auction? 366 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:46,587 - We did, but we had a good reason. 367 00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,589 - Yeah, we saved our family from having to sleep 368 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,547 on the streets. 369 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:55,161 - Yep, thanks to V-dot from the Block, we made $150. 370 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:59,817 - 125. I canceled the burrito pillow. 371 00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:02,211 - Wait, V-Dot from the Block is Grandma? 372 00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:07,086 - Okay, okay, everybody, stay focused. 373 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,957 Why did you have an online auction? 374 00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,176 - So you wouldn't get evicted. 375 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,003 - Evicted? 376 00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:13,527 - Well, when I was checking the mail the other day, 377 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,790 I saw an eviction notice. 378 00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:19,141 - An eviction notice? Okay, so where is it? 379 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,361 - I'll go get it. - But don't worry, 380 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:24,320 the auction made money, and I'm sure Grandma 381 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,409 will buy all the stuff from the next one, too. 382 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:31,719 - Nuh uh, hey, this ain't no charity. 383 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:34,069 And again, where is my stuff? 384 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,857 - This isn't an eviction notice for the house, 385 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:42,077 it's for my storage unit. 386 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,513 - Storage unit? - MYLES: Hmm. 387 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:46,125 - Myles? Didn't I tell you to put that on auto pay? 388 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,561 - I did. 389 00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:50,129 - Did you update your new credit card information? 390 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:54,133 - I did...not. 391 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,786 - So we're not getting evicted? 392 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:59,573 - No, but your father's storage stuff is. 393 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,444 - Oh, can we add that stuff to the next auction? 394 00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:03,925 - No, no, no more online auctions, alright? 395 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,666 And, honey, I will call them and give them 396 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,450 my new credit card information. 397 00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:10,932 - Okay, come on you two, I'm gonna take you two out 398 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,934 for pizza for being so thoughtful. 399 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:16,067 - Hold up, hold up, wait a minute. 400 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,069 - I find it very funny 401 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:21,943 that I have to ask y'all a third time... 402 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,511 where is my stuff? 403 00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:25,860 - Mom, come on now, you're not gonna hold them 404 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,427 to that, right? 405 00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:31,213 - Well, I wouldn't, but V-Dot from the Block-- 406 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,651 - Go, go, go, go, go! - Come on, kids. 407 00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:39,090 - This Yasmine's purse? Let's see what she got. 408 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,092 - Mom. - I know she got more 409 00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:43,356 than $125 worth of stuff up in here. 410 00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:47,055 - ♪ 411 00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:48,535 - [knock on door] - Come in. 412 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:51,320 - Hey, Principal Matthews. - Dylan, to what do I 413 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,323 owe this pleasure? Are you ready to tell me 414 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,107 who was actually behind all of this? 415 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,065 - Nope. 416 00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:59,850 - Dylan, this has to end. 417 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:03,245 - I know, and I also know that street code has its flaws. 418 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,508 It's hard, but it's what I know. 419 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,815 - The first lesson learned can always be the hardest 420 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,120 to forget. 421 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,471 - I can't tell you, but... 422 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:17,128 - What's this? - What's what? 423 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:22,525 - This videotape? - What videotape? 424 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:25,311 - This one right here. - Oh, I don't know 425 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:27,313 what you're talking about, but if I did, 426 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,618 I'd tell you to skip to the 10 minute 427 00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:32,535 and 39 second mark and watch, but like I said, 428 00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:35,408 I don't know what you're talking about. 429 00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:38,193 - If this shows what I hope it does, 430 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,674 than consider yourself unsuspended. 431 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:44,417 I know it wasn't easy, but it is the right thing. 432 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:48,072 - I know that now. - [bell rings] 433 00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:51,206 - Well, I guess I should get to class. 434 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:54,644 I don't want to get un-unsuspended already. 435 00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:56,124 [laughs] 436 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:57,865 - That's right, you know how I do. 437 00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:02,522 - [laughing] 438 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:10,617 - First up on Grandma's auction is a pair of Magnitudes. 439 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:13,837 Slightly used, but they in great condition. 440 00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:16,100 You can floss and be the boss 441 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,320 in these limited edition kicks. 442 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,628 - Come on, Grandma, those are mine! 443 00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:24,544 - Grandma bought these fair and square. 444 00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:26,589 Now, can I get $10? $10? 445 00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,722 - Ten dollars! 446 00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:32,421 - Ten dollars! I got a ten. Do I hear 15? $15? 447 00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,989 - I'll give you 15! - 15! 448 00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,947 - What? It is a great deal. 449 00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:39,210 - 15! I'm going 15-- can I hear 20? 450 00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:41,038 - 20! - 20! I got 20! 451 00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:44,172 20, 20, $20. - 25! 452 00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:47,088 - 25 said the young-- - 30! 453 00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:50,918 - 30! $30! Going once, going twice. 454 00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:54,356 - [bangs on table] - Sold for $30. 455 00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:58,447 Grandma loves a good auction, mm-hmm. 456 00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:00,144 Next up on Grandma's auction. 457 00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:29,565 - ♪ 458 00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:31,915 - ♪ 459 00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:36,093 - ♪ 34195

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