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- Y-D with the jumper.
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From the logo!
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- [audience laughing]
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- Dylan! Watch it!
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- My bad, Chuckles. My bad.
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That hoop's not regulation.
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I'm still trying to dial in
that range.
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- Do you think maybe you
could dial in that range
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in the living room?
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- I would but I'm not
allowed to hoop down there
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no more.
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Last time I dunked on
Uncle Myles so hard
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he got another gray patch
in his beard.
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- [audience laughing]
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- I'll just be over here.
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Dang!
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Man, when are you gonna
clean up around here?
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I almost broke my neck.
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This dude.
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- Hey!
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- I said when are you gonna
start to clean up
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around here?
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- I heard you.
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I was just ignoring you
because this mess...
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This is your shoe and it
stinks.
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- Yo, those are expensive,
man!
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- Ow!
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- Oops.
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- [audience laughing]
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- MYLES: Come on, come on.
- You're going too fast.
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- MYLES: No, I'm not.
- It's heavy!
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- We'll get some more
oatmeal in the morning.
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Come on, come on, come
on, come on.
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To the left.
- It's heavy.
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- Okay, sit it down, sit it
down.
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Alright, there you go.
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Alright, alright.
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[exhaling]
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- I don't understand why
Mrs. Henderson
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keeps giving us assignments
we can't do at home.
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It's called homework for a
reason.
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Work to be done at home.
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- Baby, can we talk about
this a little later?
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'Cause this is a little heavy.
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- Or you could help us carry
it.
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- For our term paper, we
have to watch wild animals
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in their natural habitat and
make audio recordings
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of our observations.
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Where am I going to find
wild animals
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in the suburbs of Atlanta?
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- [audience laughing]
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- Maybe try the zoo.
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- Dad, there is nothing wild
about the zoo.
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Last time I was there, I'm
pretty sure I saw
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a birthday party for a
walrus.
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- Walruses are wildlife.
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- Mom, you don't
understand.
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Last week Rebecca M. passed
my grade point average
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and if I want to pass her
back
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I have to get an A on this
report.
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You're not helping.
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- We're not helping?
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- Baby, you know what?
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Mmm, you're a smart girl,
Rebecca.
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I'm sure you're gonna
figure it out.
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Come on. [buzzing noise]
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- Thanks for the advice,
Dad.
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- Okay, you ready?
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Okay, go. Oh.
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[screaming]
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Hey, hey, Yasmine, I'm
gonna need you
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to be a little bit more
careful, okay?
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This is my new baby.
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You okay, sweetheart?
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- I'm good, thanks for
asking.
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Why do you even need this
thing?
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- Thing, thing?!
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Honey, this, this is the King
of grills, okay?
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It's a smoker, it's a fryer,
and it grills.
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- You have all three of those
things
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collecting dust and rust.
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- Yeah, but I don't have
all three in one
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with no dust or rust.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Why didn't you pay for
the expert assembly
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and have them put it
together at the store?
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- Pssh, a hundred dollars?
I think not.
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- I'm just saying, looks
like
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it's gonna take you all weekend.
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- Well, the Sistine Chapel
wasn't built in a day.
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- Did you just compare
yourself to Michelangelo?
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- [audience laughing]
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- I do have a bar-b-que
brush.
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- I'll have no part in this.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Don't worry about it,
I got this.
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- We'll see.
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- I know what I'm doing.
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- Okay.
- You better ask somebody.
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- YASMINE: Okay.
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- Ask somebody what,
what's this for?
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- [audience laughing]
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- What about this and
this?!
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And this!
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- Dylan, I already told you,
this is not my mess.
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- Well, I'm pretty sure I
didn't make it, soooo...
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- Well if it bothers you so
much,
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why don't you just leave?
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- Well if my hooping bothers
you so much,
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why don't you just leave?
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- This was my room first.
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- Okay, so it's gonna be
my room last.
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- No it's not, I'm not leaving.
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- Oh, you wanna bet?!
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- Yeah, actually I do!
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- Okay great, the usual?!
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- Yeah, works for me!
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- Aight cool!
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- [audience laughing]
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- Wait, we're talking about
slug racing?
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- Yeah, uh-huh.
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- Okay, great!
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- Alright, I'mma get the
sleeping bags!
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I'mma be right back!
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[grunting]
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You didn't see that!
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- DYLAN: ♪ There once was a
kid from the city of Chi ♪
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♪ Ma, know I was important, not
a regular guy ♪
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♪ Everybody follow me,
I'mma take you on a trip ♪
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♪ Buckle up, let's go, I'mma
get you all a hit ♪
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♪ I'm a star, came up from
a block in Chi-Town ♪
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♪ Living large
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♪ I'm trying to balance
school and these bars ♪
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♪ Came far
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♪ Ain't no better feeling
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♪ I tell 'em, you gonna
love young Dylan ♪
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♪ Young Dylan
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♪ Ay, young Dylan
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♪ Young Dylan
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♪ I tell 'em you gon' love
young Dylan ♪
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- Let's get this over with.
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You know the rules, the
first person to get it
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to the other side wins.
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Winner gets to keep the
room.
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Loser has to pack it
up and kick rocks.
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Got it?
- [audience laughing]
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- You better get your rocks
ready then.
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- Oh, it's like that?
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- Yeah, it's like that.
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- Then it's like that.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Ready? Go! [grunting]
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- Hey! That's cheating.
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- Sorry, can't hear you.
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- Get back here!
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- BOTH: [grunting]
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- Man, interference!
Interference!
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Judge!
- There is no judge!
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- Man, you're the nastiest
slug I've ever seen!
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- What is going on?!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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What's going on?
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- We were slug racing and
Dylan cheated!
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- No I didn't!
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[yelling]
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- I don't care who did what.
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Knock it off and clean up
your room.
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It's a zoo in here.
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Seriously, you two have been
sharing this room long enough,
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you should
know how to get along by now.
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Now, clean this mess up.
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Don't go in there, it's
disgusting.
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Animals wouldn't live in
there.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Yo, Momma Yasmine's
right.
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We've been sharing this
room for too long.
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I'm sick of this mess, man.
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- Pft, not as sick as me.
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[grunting]
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- Yo, what are you doing?
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Those are all my clothes,
you're gonna
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wrinkle them all up!
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- I'm sorry, I didn't realize
you cared
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since you were keeping
them so neatly piled
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here on the floor!
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- [audience laughing]
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- Hey, I just worked on
those!
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- Oh, I'm very sorry
Charlie.
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- [growling]
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You're gonna pay for this.
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- Yeah, what you gonna do
about it?
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- ♪
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- [audience laughing]
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- ♪
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- MYLES: [grunting] Get in, get
in there!
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- Yo, Uncle Myles.
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- MYLES: Yo.
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- Did you and my mom ever
have to share a room?
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- Oh yeah, yeah, we shared
a room
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until I was 15 years old.
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Worst years of my life.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Huh.
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Sounds pretty terrible being
forced to share a room
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with someone.
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- Ha, sure was.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Seeking time away from
his younger brother.
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Subject One spends time
with an older male.
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- [audience laughing]
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- So did you guys ever fight,
or get on
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each other's nerves, or
anything?
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- You kidding me?
We fought about everything.
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You know, whose turn it
was to clean up,
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whose space was whose,
how much hot water she used.
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You name it, we fought
about everything.
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- Yo, how'd you handle that?
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- I got her to move out.
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- Seriously?!
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- Yeah.
- How?
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- Made the room unlivable.
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Yeah, trashed the place.
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I mean, made the place
such a mess
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and refused to clean up
anything
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that she couldn't prove was
mine,
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books, food, whatever, you name
it.
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Yeah, worked like a charm.
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[laughing]
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Hey, hey, why do you--
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- [audience laughing]
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- Ask....
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Alright, let's see.
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I'm okay.
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- Don't you think Mrs.
Henderson is gonna know
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you're using Charlie and
Dylan as subjects
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for your project?
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- Girl, I'm way ahead of you.
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I'm not using their names.
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Dylan is Subject One and
Charlie is Subject Two.
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- Ooh girl, you're smart.
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- Thank you, I know.
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But I want this "A" so I'm
gonna need to turn up
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the heat on Charlie and
Dylan.
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- What do you have in
mind?
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- ♪
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- So, that's what
happened.
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- So, let me get this
straight.
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Dylan actually told you he
was gonna make the room
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so messy I'd wanna move
out?
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- Mmhmm, something like
that.
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- [audience laughing]
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- What do you think I should
do?
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- Well I'd hate to get
between you two...
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- Yeah, I get it.
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- But if I were you...
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I should just stay out of it.
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- No, please say it!
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- Well if you really want
me to, okay.
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Well, I would just, you
know, beat him to the punch.
260
00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,904
Make sure the room is
real messy first.
261
00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:04,255
- That could work. Yeah.
262
00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,431
- Oh, and maybe put
something under his pillow.
263
00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:09,434
Like dirty socks, garlic,
something like that.
264
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:12,263
- Thank you, Rebecca.
265
00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,352
You really are a good
big sister.
266
00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:16,616
- Thank you, I try.
267
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,269
- [audience laughing]
268
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,271
- I really do.
269
00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:23,579
[laughing]
270
00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:26,321
- ♪
271
00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,236
- C'mon, work with me
here, aight?
272
00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:29,498
We got a mess to make.
273
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,413
[gasps]
274
00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:35,373
- [audience laughing]
275
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:39,334
- [grunting]
276
00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:46,123
- Ahh, all cleaned up and
ready for bed.
277
00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:49,649
I am tired.
278
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:52,042
- Charlie, what's all this
stuff?
279
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,915
- After our race earlier, it
felt like a good day
280
00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:57,352
to stay active, you know?
281
00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,659
- There's a difference
between staying active
282
00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,748
and hosting the Olympics,
bro.
283
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,271
- Wait.
284
00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,490
You don't have a problem
with this stuff do you?
285
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:06,491
- A problem?
286
00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:07,492
Why would I have a
problem?
287
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,146
- Oh, I don't know.
288
00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:11,496
I just wanted to make
sure all this junk
289
00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:13,803
didn't make you want to
move out or anything.
290
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,370
- [audience laughing]
291
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,633
- Nope, all good.
292
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,854
Actually, I think I'mma
turn in early too.
293
00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:25,510
- [audience laughing]
294
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:36,565
- I wanna get up and work
on my bars.
295
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:40,438
You know what they say,
the early birds get the worms
296
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:44,312
and the early rappers
got that swagger?
297
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:48,272
- [audience laughing]
298
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,541
- That's it!
299
00:11:56,672 --> 00:12:00,415
I don't want anything to
do
300
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:04,158
with you or this room!
301
00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:06,943
I am out!
302
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,032
[grunting]
303
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:11,339
- Hey!
304
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,297
You wanna go there?
305
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:14,429
- What's up?!
306
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:17,127
- BOTH: [grunting]
307
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:21,044
- [unintelligible]
308
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:24,526
- Our two subjects are locked in
a battle for territory.
309
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:28,008
Dylan, I mean, Charlie,
I mean, Subject Two.
310
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:31,054
Man, this is hard to keep
straight.
311
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:34,884
Subject Two is surprisingly
holding his own
312
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:37,626
despite clearly being
the runt of the litter.
313
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,714
- [audience laughing]
314
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,237
- YASMINE: What is going
on?
315
00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:44,198
- BOTH: [yelling]
316
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,156
- What in the world?!
317
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,810
Hey, hey! Stop.
318
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:50,030
- [grunting]
319
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,162
- I'm gonna let that one slide.
320
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:53,337
- What is going on here?
321
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:54,643
- He made this place a mess!
322
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,992
- He was gonna do it first!
323
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,473
- No I wasn't.
324
00:12:58,603 --> 00:12:59,517
How'd you know?
325
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,824
- [yelling]
326
00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:05,262
- Enough, enough, enough!
327
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:09,397
Okay clearly something is
going on between you two.
328
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:11,051
I don't know what it is,
329
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,662
but maybe you need a little
space.
330
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,403
- You mean a lotta bit space.
331
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,492
- Dylan.
- Hey.
332
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:20,930
- Until you two stop driving
each other crazy,
333
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,672
Dylan, you're going to stay
in Rebecca's room.
334
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,022
- What?!
- What?!
335
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:29,547
- [audience laughing]
336
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:37,468
- ♪
337
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:40,297
- [audience laughing]
338
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:43,866
- What, what?
339
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,695
Lucky I'm not allowed to
hit a third grader.
340
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,829
- [audience laughing]
341
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,439
- My bad!
342
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:52,832
Sup roomie?
343
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,790
- Yeah, no.
344
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,618
This is only temporary until
you make up with Charlie
345
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,533
and go back to your own
room.
346
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:05,279
Chile, where's my tablet?
347
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:07,977
- Oh I put it over here.
348
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:10,501
It was kinda messing up
the flow of my lil studio.
349
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,068
- Isn't your studio in the
garage?
350
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:14,288
- Yeah but the acoustics in
here are dope.
351
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:15,419
- [audience laughing]
352
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,508
- [groans]
353
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:20,947
- For real, I thought staying
in here was gonna be wack,
354
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:24,037
but low key, it's kinda chill.
355
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:29,172
A little too much purple but
I could get used to it.
356
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:33,742
And we could probably put
the bunk over here,
357
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,613
it's not like Charlie needs
it anyway.
358
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:38,007
Half of it's mine anyway.
359
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:41,445
Psh, bunk mate, more like
bunk hate.
360
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,404
- [audience laughing]
361
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:46,537
- Bunk mate, more like bunk
hate.
362
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,191
That might be good.
363
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,890
- [audience laughing]
364
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,935
- ♪ Bunk mate, more like
bunk hate ♪
365
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:56,852
♪ I got a new roommate
and now we straight serve ♪
366
00:14:58,027 --> 00:15:00,638
- You... [groans]
367
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,292
- ♪ Bunk mate, more like
bunk hate ♪
368
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:03,641
♪ I got a new roommate
369
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:06,296
- ♪
370
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:07,776
- See what I mean?
371
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:14,914
I've got to get Dylan out of
here.
372
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,091
- But I thought him and
Charlie fighting
373
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:19,527
was giving you good stuff
for your paper
374
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:20,920
so you can get your GPA
higher
375
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,356
than Rebecca M's again?
376
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:23,923
- It did.
377
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,707
But after their blow up last
night,
378
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:29,537
I already have plenty of
material to get an A.
379
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,453
Now I just want my room
back.
380
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,759
[crying] Bethany, help me.
381
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,849
- Here, comfort food.
382
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,634
- Thank you.
383
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,288
- [audience laughing]
384
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,680
- Okay listen,
385
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,421
Charlie and
Dylan are like best friends
386
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:47,076
who broke up, right?
387
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,296
So all you gotta do is get
them back together.
388
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,820
- And how am I supposed to
do that?
389
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,388
- Have you ever watched
TV before?
390
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,912
All you got to do is make
plans with both of them
391
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,088
at the same time and when
they both show up,
392
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,916
you bounce.
393
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,178
They'll talk things out.
394
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,788
Blah, blah, blah.
395
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:04,833
They realize they miss
each other.
396
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,792
Blah, blah, blah.
397
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,185
And end up back together.
398
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:10,752
- Does that actually work?
399
00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:12,101
- You got a better idea?
400
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:17,063
- ♪
401
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,542
- Sup roomie?
402
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:19,979
- Stop calling me that.
403
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,807
- Okay.
404
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:25,201
So, what do you have in
mind for game night?
405
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,029
- Actually I downloaded some
cool games on my phone
406
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,857
so we have our pick.
407
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,293
- CHARLIE: Hey Rebecca, for
game night
408
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:31,816
do you want red
drink or purp--
409
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,775
- What are you doing here?!
410
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,733
- What are you doing here?
411
00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:36,908
- I'm out of here, man.
412
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,693
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
413
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:42,827
No one is going anywhere until
you two make up.
414
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,612
- Why do I have to make up with
him?
415
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,570
- Because I can't have him
turning my room
416
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,181
into a studio.
417
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:51,923
- Girl, any room I'm in is a
studio.
418
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,360
- [audience laughing]
419
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,362
- Come on you guys, you
have to make up.
420
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:57,494
You're best friends, you're
bunk mates.
421
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,235
And my room is mine!
422
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:00,323
There has to be something
you two like
423
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:01,933
about each other.
424
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,283
- This lil runt?
425
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,328
Psh, yeah right.
426
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:06,547
- Hey Dylan, tell me.
427
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:08,462
How'd those socks taste?
428
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:11,682
- Get back here you little
runt!
429
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,641
[growling]
- [hissing]
430
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:14,642
- BOTH: [yelling]
431
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,165
- Guys, come on stop.
432
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,645
Y'all gotta stop.
433
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,212
Y'all got to quit.
434
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,216
Seeking time away from his
younger brother,
435
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:26,480
Subject One spends time
with an older male.
436
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:27,916
- What was that?
437
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,267
- Um, what, what, what?
438
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:34,749
- I said what was that?
439
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,230
- It's just a silly school
project
440
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,928
about some test dummies.
441
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:43,018
It's really boring stuff.
442
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:46,152
Our two subjects are locked
in a battle for territory.
443
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:49,720
Dylan, I mean, Charlie, I
mean, Subject Two.
444
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:51,026
Man, this is hard to keep
straight!
445
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:51,896
- [gasps]
446
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,682
Wait, are we the test
dummies?
447
00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:57,206
- Subject Two is surprisingly
holding his own
448
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:59,600
despite clearly being the
runt of the litter.
449
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,080
- Hey!
450
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,777
- You can't call him a runt!
451
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,344
- You did like two minutes
ago!
452
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,520
- Yeah, but you can't.
453
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,957
- What?
454
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,438
- He's my brother and I can
call him whatever I want.
455
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,570
- You think of me like a
brother?
456
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:18,706
- Well, not like a brother.
457
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:22,101
Um, like a room brother.
458
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:26,279
Um, and like, you're a
brotha, but--
459
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,150
- It's okay, you don't have
to admit it
460
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:30,805
if you're not ready.
461
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:34,896
- But I guess maybe if
someone asked me,
462
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,812
I would say, I don't know,
463
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:41,120
you're kinda sorta like a
brother to me.
464
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,425
Like sorta.
465
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:45,776
- I've missed you too, bro.
466
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,387
- Whoa, hey, chill with that...
467
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,344
- [audience laughing]
468
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:51,391
- Bro.
469
00:18:56,918 --> 00:19:00,356
- Aww, that was so
beautiful.
470
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:03,185
- [audience laughing]
471
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,056
- So that's why you told me
Dylan
472
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,581
was gonna make the room
a mess.
473
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,453
- DYLAN: So you just wanted
us to have a big fight
474
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:14,109
so you could get material for
your report?
475
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,765
Explain or this test dummy
deletes this.
476
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,070
- Okay, okay.
477
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,290
I only did it because
Rebecca M. passed my GPA
478
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,205
and I really needed to get
an A on this report
479
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,120
so I could get my top spot
back.
480
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:29,298
- You know what, I'm not
even mad.
481
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:30,517
That's kinda slick.
482
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,996
Messed up, but slick.
483
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,476
- [audience laughing]
484
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:34,956
- Unh-uh.
485
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,262
That A's gonna cost you.
486
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,265
- Please, please, please.
487
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,969
- Let's go!
488
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:50,276
Baby Bron, out here making
plays!
489
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:53,235
[grunting]
490
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,152
- Oh, man.
491
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,894
- Yo, yo, you're getting close.
492
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,504
The room's almost clean.
493
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:04,899
- [audience laughing]
494
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:07,858
- Keep up the good work!
495
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:10,731
- You know what? I'm done.
496
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:13,734
You two can finish cleaning
up this mess yourselves.
497
00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:15,126
- Oh, okay.
498
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,737
That's cool, I'll just go ahead
and delete
499
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:19,348
your little recordings right
quick.
500
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,742
- I guess that space between
you and Rebecca M.
501
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,178
is gonna get a little bit
bigger.
502
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:27,008
- [growling]
503
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,011
- If you can't do the time...
- Don't do the crime.
504
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:33,406
- ♪
505
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:41,065
- ♪
506
00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:43,503
- [audience laughing]
507
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:44,852
- That looks about right.
508
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:47,028
- [audience laughing]
509
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:50,640
- Pay $100.
510
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:51,859
For what?
511
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:54,862
- [audience laughing]
512
00:20:54,992 --> 00:21:00,824
- [grunting]
513
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,696
Come on, baby.
514
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:04,872
Come on.
515
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:07,701
Woo, yeah.
516
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,746
[grunting]
517
00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:15,143
- [audience laughing]
518
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:19,495
- [sighs]
519
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:22,368
- [audience laughing]
520
00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:39,036
- Should have paid the
$100.
521
00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:42,997
- [audience laughing]
522
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:52,398
- [screaming]
523
00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:55,662
- I warned you.
524
00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:59,840
- ♪
525
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