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- ♪
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- [knocking]
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- Come in.
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- Rebecca, this is gonna sound
like a big ask, well, it is.
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But I already asked Charlie,
and he said, "No."
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So, that makes you
my last hope.
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- I'll probably say no, too,
but go ahead and ask anyway.
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- [audience laughing]
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- I need you to go half
with me on this,
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it's a motorized scooter.
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I'm good for the other half,
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but I just need someone else
to fork over the rest.
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Now, before you say no --
- Okay.
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- Man, why you always gotta
step on a brother's dream?
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If you would ask me,
I would've said --
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Wait, what you say?
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- [audience laughing]
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- I said sure.
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- Oh, in that case,
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I also need money
to get Kendrick Lamar
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to bless my next track
with his bomb lyrics.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Don't push your luck.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Okay, okay,
just the motorized scooter.
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Hold up, you do realize that
the scooter will be mine,
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and you won't get
to use it, right?
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- Oh, I'm gonna use it alright.
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I'm gonna use it
to show up Rebecca M.
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- DYLAN: Man, are you two
still beefing?
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- Yes, and it's heating up.
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She just posted
all these new photos
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with her
and her electric bike
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all over
her Post-A-Gram account.
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She's got tons of new followers.
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- Man, y'all really gotta stop
this competition thing.
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It's really
kind of getting petty.
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- Yesterday, didn't you play
rock, paper, scissors
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with my dad for an hour
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just to see who got
the last scoop of ice cream?
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- [laughing]
Yeah, he was so mad.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Point taken.
- [audience laughing]
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- Well, so will Rebecca M. be
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after I beat her
at her own game.
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And posting pictures of me
on that motorized scooter
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will do just that.
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Why do you want it?
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- Because, all the rappers
I look up to
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are into skateboarding.
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Tyler the Creator, Lupe Fiasco,
Future.
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- But, this is a motorized
scooter, not a skateboard.
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- I know that,
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you expect me
to push off the ground,
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and scuff up my fly kicks?
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- [audience laughing]
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- No?
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- Exactly,
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and getting that scooter
will be the coolest thing
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next to the time I met Beyoncé.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Boy, you never met her.
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- Yes, I did,
her name was Beyoncé Jones,
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and she lived
in the apartment above us.
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- [audience laughing]
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- So, are we doing this or what?
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- Sure, I guess I can share
the scooter with you
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since you putting up
most of the money.
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- I thought you said
half of the money.
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- I said that?
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- [audience laughing]
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- Fine, we can go half.
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- [audience laughing]
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- ♪ There once was a kid
from the city of Chi ♪
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♪ Ma knew I was important
not a regular guy ♪
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♪ Everybody follow me
Imma take you on a trip ♪
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♪ Buckle up, let's go,
Imma get you all hip ♪
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♪ I'm a star
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♪ Came up
from a block in Chi-town ♪
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♪ Livin' large
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♪ I'm tryna balance school
and these bars ♪
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♪ Came far
ain't no better feelin' ♪
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♪ I tell 'em
you gon love Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Ay Young Dylan, ay
♪ Young Dylan Young Dylan
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♪ Ay, Young Dylan
♪ Dyl, Dyl, Dyl
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♪ I tell 'em
you gon' love Young Dylan ♪♪
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- ♪
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- Pork chops, candied yams,
collard greens,
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and mac 'n cheese, mmm.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Well, all I know is,
I'm ready to throw down.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Which is why I'm wearing
my eating pants.
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- [audience laughing]
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- So am I.
- MYLES: Eh, eh!
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- So am I.
- [laughing]
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- Just make sure you leave room
for dessert.
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I made turtle praline cake
with fudge icing.
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- ALL: Oh!
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- [banging]
- Ah!
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No! No, no, no,
no, no, no!
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- [audience laughing]
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- I don't understand.
- [audience laughing]
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- I followed the recipe
to a 'T'.
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- You sure 'T'
didn't stand for terrible?
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- [audience laughing]
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- Uh, you know what, baby,
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it -- it -- it don't
look that bad.
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You know what, I'm -- I'm
still gon' have a slice, yeah.
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I'm sure everybody here
is gonna have one, too, right?
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- [audience laughing]
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- [moaning] Oh my god,
oh my gosh!
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Mom, these pork chops
are delicious.
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- VIOLA: [chuckling]
I know, right?
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But, I didn't make 'em,
Charlie did.
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- The secret is rosemary butter.
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- [audience laughing]
- ALL: Mmm!
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- [unintelligible yelling]
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- Boy, what's wrong with you?
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- I've been watching
a lot of "The Angry Chef."
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- [audience laughing]
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- Oh yeah,
I get it, okay.
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- His yelling
may hurt people's feelings,
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but his food heals their souls.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Mom, Dad, can, uh,
me and Dylan be excused?
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Our new scooter arrived,
and we wanna test it out.
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- A scooter?
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I don't know anything
about a scooter.
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- Uh, yeah,
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this is the first time
I've heard about a scooter.
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Where'd they get
the money for a scooter?
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- How many times are y'all
gon' say the word, "scooter?"
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- [audience laughing]
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- [bell dinging]
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- Oh, it has a motor on it?
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- I don't wanna
scuff up my fly kicks,
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why doesn't anyone
understand that?
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- [audience laughing]
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- MYLES: Mm-hm, well,
that thing's going back.
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- Yeah.
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- But I need it,
so I can outpost Rebecca M.
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- [audience laughing]
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- And I need it because --
because, um, because I just do!
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- [audience laughing]
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- Okay, neither of you two
can be trusted on that thing.
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- Yeah.
- What? Why?
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- Really,
do I need to say it out loud?
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- [audience laughing]
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- You're clumsy!
You both are.
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- [audience laughing]
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- I'm offended,
how could you say that?
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- Can someone pass me a roll?
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- [audience laughing]
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- Man, that was just bad timing.
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- [shrieking]
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- [audience laughing]
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- See!
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- And that was also bad timing.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Mom, Dad, Rebecca M.
has more followers than me,
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do you know what that means?
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- That you have
less followers than her?
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- [audience laughing]
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- Okay, the answer is no,
you can't have your scooter.
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We have to think
about your safety.
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- [grunting]
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- Ah! Mm-mm.
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- Well, thank you, Mom,
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you never help us
clean up after dinner.
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- I'm not,
I'm packing leftovers,
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Charlie stuck his foot
in this dinner.
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- [audience laughing]
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- I did, I really did.
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- [laughing]
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- If you want some,
there's plenty of cake.
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It might not look good,
but I'm sure it tastes fine.
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- [laughing]
We both know that's a lie.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Mom!
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Baby, look,
I bet your cake is delicious.
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Yeah, a lot of foods
that look horrible,
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but still taste good.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Yeah, like, um,
crawfish, yeah.
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- Um, kiwis.
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- Ki -- kiwis, yeah, yeah, um,
the guacamole.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Why don't you two, uh,
give it a try?
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- [audience laughing]
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- MYLES: Well, we will.
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- Dad, I don't wanna die.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Just eat it.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Mm!
Mmm!
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- Mm-hmm!
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- [audience laughing]
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- Well?
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- Mm!
- [audience laughing]
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- Mmm!
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- [audience laughing]
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- I can't, I can't, I can't,
I can't do it, I can't do it!
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Ah!
- Ah!
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- It's alright, Yasmine,
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you just stepped outside
your lane, is all.
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- And, exactly what is my lane?
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- Oh, you know, uh,
ordering take-out,
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toast and fried bologna,
you real good at them things.
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- Well, I'll have you know,
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I can make far more
complicated things than that.
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- Is that so?
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- Yes, and to prove it,
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I'm going to make
your favorite dish
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for next week's family dinner:
beef Wellington.
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- [laughing]
Little girl, that's a big one.
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- [audience laughing]
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- You sure you up to it?
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- YASMINE:
Oh, I most certainly am.
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- Oh, well, in that case,
I will see you next week.
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- YASMINE: Mm, well, make sure
you bring your appetite
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because I'm about to
put my entire foot
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and all its appendages
up in that dish.
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I'm talking 'bout toes,
nails, ankles, bones.
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- MYLES: Baby?
- Muscles, mm-hm.
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- You should stop talking now.
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- Okay.
Mm-hmm, yeah!
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- ♪
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- So, you're saying
I can just have the scooter?
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- I mean, you can give us
some money if you want.
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- No money, we just want her
to have a good home.
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- Yeah, a home where
people have money
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to give to people who --
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- [audience laughing]
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- I mean,
I guess a hug will work.
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- I'd rather pay.
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- [audience laughing]
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- REBECCA: No money,
it's a gift.
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- So, what's wrong with it?
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- DYLAN: There's nothing
wrong with it,
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it's a brand-new, used beauty.
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- [audience laughing]
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- My mom and dad
won't let us keep it
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because they think
we'll hurt ourselves.
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- Because of how clumsy
you both are.
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- [audience laughing]
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- ♪
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- [audience laughing]
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- More flour!
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- [audience laughing]
251
00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:59,424
- We got -- oh!
252
00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:00,556
- [audience laughing]
253
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:01,731
- We got enough flour?
254
00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,037
- I said more flour.
255
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,474
- Okay.
256
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,824
- [audience laughing]
257
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,745
- What kitchen nightmare
did I walk into?
258
00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:19,444
- [audience laughing]
259
00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:22,622
- Oh, who am I kidding?
260
00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:27,583
Aargh! Viola's right,
toast and bologna is my lane.
261
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,759
- [audience laughing]
262
00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,110
- Just so happens
263
00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:36,636
that beef Wellington
is the Angry Chef's best dish.
264
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,899
I've watched him make it
a hundred times.
265
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:41,815
- Do you think
you can teach me in time?
266
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:47,777
- I will gladly
take you under my wing!
267
00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,953
But you cannot
question my ways,
268
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,912
you must do exactly as I say.
269
00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:53,653
Also, expect me to yell!
270
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:54,610
- [audience laughing]
271
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,394
- A lot!
272
00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:57,744
- Whatever it takes.
273
00:10:57,874 --> 00:11:00,007
- Great, now clean up this mess,
we have work to do!
274
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:01,878
[unintelligible yelling]
275
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,404
- ♪
276
00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:07,884
- How long has it been
277
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,626
since our precious scooter
was ripped away from our arms?
278
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:11,758
- [audience laughing]
279
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,237
- It wasn't ripped away
from our arms,
280
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:14,499
we gave it away.
281
00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,459
- [audience laughing]
282
00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:18,982
- It's been eight hours.
283
00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,114
- [audience laughing]
284
00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,464
- It feels like
a hundred and eight.
285
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:23,726
- [audience laughing]
286
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,597
- Well, Rebecca M.
has been posting up a storm.
287
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,469
Check this one out.
288
00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:28,949
- Whoa!
289
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:31,691
Is she doing a handstand
on her electric bike?
290
00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:34,955
- Yes, yes, she is.
291
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,870
- Man, that is sick!
292
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,393
- [audience laughing]
293
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,830
- Oh, I mean,
I'm not impressed at all.
294
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,223
- [audience laughing]
295
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:43,528
- Well, I guess,
I'll just have to accept
296
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:45,226
that I've lost then,
297
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,794
and admit that I'm the
second-best Rebecca at school.
298
00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:54,061
- [knocking]
299
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:56,106
- Hope that's not the guy
from Hip-Hop Times
300
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,978
here to interview me
and record me doing tricks
301
00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:00,023
on the scooter.
302
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,938
- I thought you said
they hung up on you.
303
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,592
- You remember too much.
304
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,419
- [audience laughing]
305
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:09,859
- Well, well, well,
306
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:12,775
looks like someone changed
their mind about that hug.
307
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,168
Ow, ow!
308
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,996
- [audience laughing]
309
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,781
- Hey, Bethany, what's going on?
310
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,565
- I can't keep the scooter.
311
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:23,394
- Why, you fall off it
or something [laughing]?
312
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,961
- [laughing]
313
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,441
- Yes, I did.
314
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,182
- [audience laughing]
315
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:29,400
- Oh!
316
00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:31,707
- So, my mom said
I had to give it back.
317
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,578
- Well, what are
we gonna do now?
318
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,580
We can't keep this thing.
319
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:36,973
- [audience laughing]
320
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:40,368
- Well, technically,
we did what we were told.
321
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,413
We got rid
of the scooter, right?
322
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,024
- Yeah.
323
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,895
- Well, it's not our fault
it came back.
324
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,375
- So, are you saying
we should keep it?
325
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,116
- Duh!
326
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:51,466
- So wait, you're going
to hide this scooter
327
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:53,642
from your entire family for
as long as you both live here?
328
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,471
- I think the word
I'm looking for is, duh!
329
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,646
- [audience laughing]
330
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,169
- Believe me,
331
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,823
it's not one of the worst ideas
he's come up with.
332
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,259
- [audience laughing]
333
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:05,175
- So, are you gonna help me
keep this a secret,
334
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,917
or call Rebecca M.
and admit defeat?
335
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,704
- I know what
you're trying to do,
336
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,141
and it worked!
337
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:15,664
- [audience laughing]
338
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,883
- Let's hide this upstairs.
339
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,973
- ♪
340
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,626
- [camera snapshots]
341
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:22,889
- [audience laughing]
342
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,542
- ♪
343
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:25,761
- [camera snapshots]
344
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,284
- [audience laughing]
345
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:28,895
- [camera snapshots]
346
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:31,419
- They're gonna be like,
"Rebecca M., who?
347
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:32,637
Electric, what?"
348
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:35,989
- [audience laughing]
349
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,555
- We need a wardrobe change,
350
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:40,732
but, first, let me give you
my savage look.
351
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:41,777
[roaring]
352
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,213
- Yes!
353
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:47,261
- [audience laughing]
- [camera snapshots]
354
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,698
- Yes, yes!
355
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,179
- [audience laughing]
356
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:55,399
- Yo, what's up?
I said I need the scooter today.
357
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,227
I'm gonna practice
some cool new tricks,
358
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,360
so I can do 'em
in a music video.
359
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,101
- But, we're not done
with our photo shoot.
360
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,364
- Too bad, so sad,
I'm taking the scooter,
361
00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:04,974
so don't be mad.
362
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:08,021
- No, you're not!
Give me that thing!
363
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:11,328
- You're not stronger than me.
- Yes, I am!
364
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:12,895
- Don't act like
you're that strong,
365
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:16,029
I'm taking this,
you been hogging it all day.
366
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:17,552
- [gasping]
367
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:18,988
- [laughing]
368
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:24,080
- Okay, you said to run, I ran,
369
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:27,301
you said to squat, I squatted.
370
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:30,043
You said to do burpees.
371
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:33,481
[grunting] I burped.
372
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:34,525
- [audience laughing]
373
00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:38,051
- When can we start cooking?
374
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,922
- When I say you're ready.
375
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,097
You're ready!
376
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:43,099
- Perfect!
- [audience laughing]
377
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:46,363
- Because, woo, I really need --
378
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,104
- Thanks!
379
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:51,978
- I really need to master
how to make the beef Wellington.
380
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,544
- Oh, you're not ready
for that yet.
381
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:54,589
- [audience laughing]
382
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:57,548
- We need to start small.
383
00:14:57,679 --> 00:15:01,291
I want to see you
make scrambled eggs.
384
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,250
I set up your station.
385
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,338
- Eggs?
386
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,339
- [audience laughing]
387
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,602
- [unintelligible yelling]
388
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:09,604
- I mean, yes, Chef,
thank you, Chef.
389
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,911
- [audience laughing]
390
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,913
- Peace, I'll get the scooter
back to you
391
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,610
in, like, a week or so.
392
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,655
- [audience laughing]
393
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:18,700
- Ah!
394
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:21,833
- That's what you get,
395
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,358
I told you we weren't done
with it yet.
396
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,664
- Ah!
397
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:33,497
- [audience laughing]
398
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:35,935
- Maybe Auntie Yas
and Uncle Myles were right
399
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,154
about us being too clumsy.
400
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:39,939
- So, you wanna
get rid of the scooter?
401
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,723
- No, we're keeping it,
402
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:44,682
but this secret thing
is just too much.
403
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:45,988
- So, what are you saying?
404
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,250
- We're just gonna
have to show them
405
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,730
that we aren't clumsy.
406
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:51,472
Which means,
we gotta work on our balance.
407
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,909
Then, when they see
how good we are,
408
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,390
they'll let us keep the scooter.
409
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,435
- Dylan's like two for two
on good ideas.
410
00:15:58,566 --> 00:15:59,959
- [audience laughing]
411
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,135
- Girl, please, I've got tons
of good mind thoughts.
412
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:03,266
- [audience laughing]
413
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:04,528
- Yeah, that's more like it.
414
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:07,314
- [audience laughing]
415
00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:09,838
- ♪
416
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,013
- [audience laughing]
417
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,363
- Are you sure this will help?
418
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,583
- I found it on the internet,
it's called a "Tree Pose."
419
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:16,627
- [audience laughing]
420
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,064
- Well, that explains this.
421
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,630
Timber!
422
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:22,938
- Times two!
423
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,549
- Now can we make
the beef Wellington?
424
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:29,771
- You think you're ready to wrap
dough around delicious beef?
425
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,599
No, ma'am.
- [audience laughing]
426
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:35,603
- We'll start
with these hot dogs.
427
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,561
- Pigs in a blanket?
- [audience laughing]
428
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:39,302
- [unintelligible yelling]
- [audience laughing]
429
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,267
- Oh!
430
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:48,529
[yelling]
431
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:49,573
- [audience laughing]
432
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,140
- [shrieking]
433
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,534
- ♪
434
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:54,926
- [audience laughing]
435
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,754
- ♪
436
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,017
- [audience laughing]
437
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:02,630
- ♪
438
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,066
- Oh!
439
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:09,115
- ♪
440
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:10,594
- [audience laughing]
441
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:21,866
- ♪
442
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,177
- This, Madame, is delightful!
443
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:31,311
- [crying]
444
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,356
- That's it, let it all out.
445
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:34,357
- [audience laughing]
446
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:35,880
- [crying]
447
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:39,449
- You're ready for the
Angry Chef's beef Wellington.
448
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:40,624
- [crying]
449
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,412
- Our tricks
are going to be legendary.
450
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,979
- Rebecca M. did a handstand
on her electric bike,
451
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,069
well, I'm gonna do
a headstand on this scooter.
452
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,896
- MYLES: What's up, guys?
453
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,595
So, I heard you wanted
to show me something?
454
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:57,032
Why do you guys
still have that stuff on?
455
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:57,989
- [audience laughing]
456
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,383
- Check it!
457
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:01,993
- Why is that thing still here?
458
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,604
I thought we told you
to get rid of it.
459
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,475
- Yeah, because you said
we were clumsy,
460
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:06,650
but we've fixed that.
461
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:09,088
- Is that right?
462
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,437
- It sure is.
463
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,873
- [bell dinging]
464
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:13,701
- [audience laughing]
465
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,964
- Okay, well,
you know, prove it.
466
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,445
- Um, do you want the privilege?
467
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,490
- No, how 'bout you
go first, dear cousin.
468
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:21,883
- [audience laughing]
469
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:24,755
- If you insist,
but maybe I'll start small,
470
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:27,323
so I won't blow
his mind too much.
471
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,586
- REBECCA: Maybe like
a bar spin into a tail whip.
472
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,240
- [audience laughing]
- Yeah, I suppose that would --
473
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,633
- Okay, will somebody
just show me?
474
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,896
- [audience laughing]
475
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:41,642
- ♪
476
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,426
- [yelling]
477
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:46,081
[grunting] Ah!
478
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,518
- ♪
479
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:52,174
- My studio!
480
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:53,697
I guess there's no need
to punish me anymore
481
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:56,526
than I already have.
482
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:57,962
- Guess again.
483
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:04,099
- ♪
484
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,276
- Well, certainly smells
like food in here.
485
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:08,669
- Thank you.
486
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:12,803
- Charlie tells me that he
taught you a thing or two.
487
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:16,416
- She's my best student,
also my only student.
488
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,374
- [audience laughing]
489
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,246
- Well, I just hope
you all enjoy
490
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:23,597
this perfectly cooked
beef Wellington.
491
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:24,902
- Wow!
492
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:27,035
- [audience laughing]
493
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,602
- Would you do the honors?
494
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,125
- Absolutely.
495
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:38,438
- It's flaky on the outside,
and moist inside,
496
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:41,049
brava, Mother, brava!
497
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,313
- Yes,
but, does it have any flavor?
498
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,143
- You tell me.
499
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:56,673
- Yasmine, I think
I owe you an apology.
500
00:19:56,804 --> 00:20:00,242
I take back all the things
I said about your cooking.
501
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:03,506
And all the things I told my
church group about your cooking.
502
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:04,899
- [audience laughing]
503
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:07,467
- I accept your apology.
504
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,382
Can you let everyone know
505
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,384
that dinner is ready
to be served?
506
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:13,777
- It's the least I can do.
507
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,694
- [audience laughing]
508
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,087
- Time to eat!
509
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,177
- [audience laughing]
510
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,613
- I know I was hard
on you, Mom,
511
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:27,138
but you handled it,
and you made me proud today.
512
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:30,185
I don't think I can make
a beef Wellington this perfect.
513
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:33,232
- Thank you, Charlie,
thank you.
514
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,411
- What is this?
- What is what?
515
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,937
- This is take-out
from Jack's Bistro.
516
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,112
- [audience laughing]
517
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,940
- You didn't cook anything.
518
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,769
- I tried, I really did,
519
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,380
but somehow, the one I made
was cold on the outside,
520
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:53,556
and, like,
crazy hot on the inside.
521
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,123
- That's alarming.
522
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,299
- I know.
523
00:20:57,430 --> 00:21:00,389
But I couldn't have Viola
talking about me.
524
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:05,046
Sadly to say, I cheated.
525
00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:07,004
But, it's not your fault.
526
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:09,659
- Oh, I know,
I'm a great chef.
527
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:12,009
- [audience laughing]
528
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:15,578
- So, I guess
I should tell Viola the truth.
529
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,014
- Or not.
530
00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:19,365
- [audience laughing]
531
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:22,455
- Today was the first time
I ever heard her apologizing;
532
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:26,067
you could use the win.
So, your secret is safe with me.
533
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:27,111
- ♪
534
00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:28,417
- Thanks, Chef [giggling].
535
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,814
- ♪
536
00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:35,772
- Mom, that food was so good.
537
00:21:35,903 --> 00:21:37,731
- Thank you.
538
00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:39,254
- Yeah, Auntie Yas,
539
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,952
I'm gonna use Beef Wellington
as my new battle rap name.
540
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,606
- [audience laughing]
541
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:46,653
- [chuckling] Yep, baby,
542
00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:48,132
you can give Jack's Bistro
a run for their money
543
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:49,743
with your beef Wellington.
544
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,353
- [chuckling]
545
00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:54,791
- Well, I think Yasmine should
make family dinner all the time.
546
00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:58,447
- [unintelligible yelling]
547
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:29,913
- [Nickelodeon theme]
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