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- *
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- * Ooh, TV time *
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* TV time, I'm about
to get my TV on *
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* TV time, TV time *
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* Nothing comes between me
and my *
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* TV time... ***
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- * Ow, ow, ow, ow *
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- MAN ON TV: Previously on
"The Families of Fairfield"--
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- FLORENCE: Oh, no,
my crumpets burnt.
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I can't present these
to the queen.
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- Ooh, I can't wait to see
how you get out of this one.
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- Did Florence fix those
red bell crumpets yet?
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- Mm-hmm, it's just starting.
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- Ah.
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- Hey, babies.
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- Oh, hey, Ma.
You all set?
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- I'm all set.
- All right.
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Hey, babe, Mom and I are
gonna run some errands.
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Do you need me to pick up--
- Sssh!
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- We're watching our show!
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- FLORENCE: Oh no,
these are burnt too.
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- You done messed up now,
Florence.
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- What is this show?
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- It's a British reality show
about three families
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who are trying to prove they're
more posh than the other.
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- Well, why is that woman
crying over her biscuits?
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- Come on, Grandma, those
aren't biscuits.
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They're cr-r-umpets.
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- Well, what's the difff-erence?
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- Pay them no attention,
all right, 'cause they can't
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they can't be bothered
when they're watching this show.
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Well, it looks like
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a big waste of time to me.
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- It's not,
this show is
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a reflection
of how we put too much pressure
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on ourselves to appear more
than what we are.
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- And they get into some
pretty sick fights.
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- YASMINE: [laughs]
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- Well, you two go ahead
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and watch your "show,"
'cause no one else
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in this house is
interested in watching it.
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- Did I miss anything?
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- Florence burnt some more
crumpets.
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- Do better, Flo.
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- Okay, well, Charlie
doesn't count. Come on.
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- Did they go see the
queen yet?
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Did they go see the queen yet?
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Did they go see
the queen yet?
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Did they? Did they?
Did they? Did they?
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[heavy breathing]
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- Myles, you have failed
your family.
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Come on here, boy.
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- Apparently.
- VIOLA: Hurry up.
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- WOMAN TV: Crumpets and
tea for everyone.
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- [munching]
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- ALL: Oooh.
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- * There once was a kid
from the city of Chi *
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* Ma knew I was important,
not a regular guy *
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* Everybody follow me,
I'mma take you on a trip *
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* Buckle up, let's go, I'mma
get you all hip *
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* I'm a star, came up from
a block in Chi-Town *
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* Living large, I'm trying to
balance school and these bars *
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* Came far,
ain't no better feeling *
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* I tell 'em, you gonna
love Young Dylan *
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* Young Dylan, Young Dylan,
Young Dylan *
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* Young Dylan *
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* Tell 'em you gon' love
Young Dylan ***
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- *
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- [bang]
- [gasps]
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What's with the cane?
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- It's an African walking stick.
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Pretty cool, right?
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- Well, why do you have it?
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And why do you smell like
Uncle Myles when he tries
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to prove he's still got it?
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- Can't I smell nice for school?
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- No, bro, you stink.
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- Yes, but usually, I stink
like a boy.
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Today...
- [bang]
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- [in deep voice]
I stink like a man.
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- [gasps] Wait!
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Do you have a crush on Staci?
- Staci?
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I don't know any Stacis.
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- Hi, Charlie.
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- Okay, I know one Staci.
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She's just so cute
and nice...
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and cute.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Is this your first crush?
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- Yes, this is my first crush.
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I never tried to talk to
a girl I liked.
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The thought of it
makes me nervous.
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When I'm nervous,
I have to pee.
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- Man, all you gotta do is
go over there
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and spit your game, girls
love a confident man.
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- Confident...
gotcha.
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- Hi, would you like to buy
a ticket for the Kids Night Out
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fundraiser? There'll be games
and food, and all the money
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goes to the science club.
- Uh, uh, uh.
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I go pee-pee!
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- Guess all that confidence is
about to get
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flushed down the toilet.
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- *
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- MALE ON TV: You, sir,
have besmirched my honor.
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- Uh-oh.
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He put his tea down.
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Finley, you are in trouble.
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- Mom?
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- Hey, Viola, we weren't
expecting you.
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- Oh, I just stopped by
to say hi.
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And then got wrapped up
in this.
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- An infomercial
about foot cream?
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Mama, what's wrong
with your feet?
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- Uh, I have some issues.
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- Are you wearing
my slippers?
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- Will everyone stay out
of my business?
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- Your mom's buying me
new slippers.
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- *
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- "I go pee-pee"?
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Why didn't you stop me?
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- I heard what happened
today.
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- Word travels fast.
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- Embarrassing words travel
even faster.
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- Oooh, I blew it.
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- Just tell me
what happened.
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- Well, I listened to Dylan--
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- Ah, ba-ba-ba-bah.
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There's your problem.
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You never listen to Dylan.
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Thankfully, I'm here
to help.
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- Help with what?
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- Help undo this mess you made
with Charlie and Staci.
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Charlie doesn't handle
rejection well.
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- That's not true.
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- *
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- Mom, I found
a tiger for sale.
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It's half off if we buy it
today! Can we?
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- We are not buying a tiger.
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- I understand.
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[hysterical crying]
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- *
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- Okay, it's a little true.
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- And that was just
this morning.
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- Well, now that I know
the situation,
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I'll do a better job
of helping.
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- Please.
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- I'll have you and Staci
holding hands in no time.
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- Maybe I should--
- This doesn't have anything
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to do with you, Charlie!
- Yeah, Chuckles!
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Why don't you take a walk
while we handle our business?
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- We can't both help Charlie.
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- We can both try.
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- What are you saying?
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- I'm saying, whoever helps
Charlie win over Staci
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is the winner.
- Fine.
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Our usual bet then?
- Double it.
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- I can't afford that.
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- Well...
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- Fine!
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- Good.
Then it's a deal.
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- *
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- All right, we need
to lay down the ground rules
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for this bet, because I wanna
win it fair and square.
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- I do too, which is why I
think you should go first
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to try to help Charlie
win over Staci.
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- You do?
What's the catch?
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- No catch.
Spit your knowledge.
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- Okay. Hey, Charlie.
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- So, which one of you are
going to help me?
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- Becca's gonna try--
- I'm not gonna try.
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I'm gonna win.
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Help...you win
the girl of your dreams.
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Charlie, girls don't like
that super shiny, arrogant,
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bad boy personality.
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- Then what do they like?
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- They appreciate a guy
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who embraces their sweet side.
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- Yeah, and all those guys
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end up
in the friend zone.
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- What was that, Dylan?
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- Nothing, carry on.
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- How do I show
my sweet side?
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- You're not, I'm gonna
do it for you.
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I'm texting Staci right now
to tell her that you think
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the idea to raise money for
the science club is brilliant
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and you'd love to help.
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Now she'll think you're
brilliant
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and will probably ask you out.
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- Yeah, you can go to
club friend zone,
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I hear it's popping.
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- Yeah. Dylan might be right
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about the friend--
- [phone dings]
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- Staci says she's at school
decorating right now
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and would--what's
that word, Dylan?
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- Love?
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- Love, yes.
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Charlie, Staci would love
your help.
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- Rebecca, you did it!
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I get to spend time with
Staci!
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- No one's going into
the friend zone on my watch.
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- *
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- I'm in the friend zone!
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- If only someone had seen
this coming.
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Oh wait, they did.
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- After I put up all
the decorations by myself,
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do you know what she said?
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"Thanks, Charlie, you're
so sweet and reliable.
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You're a great friend."
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- Ouch.
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Chuckles, don't worry.
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Help is on the way.
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Lucky for you, you're related
to the biggest ladies' man
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that ever lived.
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- Dad?
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- The fact that you said that
tells me that you
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have a long way to go.
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I'm talking about me.
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I'm a black belt in swag-fu.
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- Teach me your ways.
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- School is in session.
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So, why do ladies
love rappers?
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Because they got that swag
locked and lit.
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But what if you don't have swag
already built into your DNA?
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- Okay, I think--
- You fake it until you make it.
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Now, let's continue this
upstairs.
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- *
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- And he scores
for the winning touchdown!
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Dylan with the amazing throw!
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Happy Birthday!
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Yaaaaaah!
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Now we're talking.
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- Thanks for the clothes.
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- No!
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Now, the next thing is
communication.
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Girls don't like
when you talk too much,
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so you're gonna have to talk
without using words.
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That means,
"What's up?"
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And that means,
"How you doing, boo?"
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And that means, "Yo,
why you up in my grill?!"
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- They all look the same.
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Dylan, I'm not
all up in your grill.
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[gasps]
I understood that one!
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- Of course you did.
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- Now it's your turn
to practice.
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Here, practice with this.
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- Ooh, too much neck.
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Better.
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- *
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- Yeah!
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Yeah! Let's go!
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- MAN ON TV: Oh, it's broken!
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- Come on, Albert,
not the arm, man.
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How you gonna win
the polo match without him?
255
00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,755
You can't. And the queen
is coming.
256
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,357
This is--
- [door closes]
257
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:31,925
- [water splashing]
258
00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:37,030
- Oh, you did--mwah--
you've done the dishes.
259
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,766
- Sure am.
- You need some help drying?
260
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:43,236
- No! I-I mean,
no, I got this.
261
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,805
Yeah, you know, I--
- Okay, are you sure?
262
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,573
- Absolutely, yes!
- Okay.
263
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,108
- Yes.
- Okay.
264
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,877
- You've been out showing
houses all day, you know,
265
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,644
I'm sure you're exhausted,
okay, so you know--
266
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,080
- But you know, I--
- No, girl, if you--
267
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,581
would you please
go on upstairs
268
00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:55,883
and rest
your pretty little feet?
269
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,150
- Okay.
- [laughs] I got this.
270
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,786
- You got this.
- [laughing]
271
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:02,222
- Okay. [laughing]
272
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,091
- MYLES: God.
273
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:11,064
Ooh, Dylan gonna be mad
about his tablet.
274
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:16,469
- *
275
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:21,241
- Welcome to the Kids
Night Out fundraiser!
276
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:25,012
I'm DJ
Principal Ma-th-th-thews!
277
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,914
Let's raise some money and
get the science club
278
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,082
some new face shields.
279
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:33,120
Pew-pew-pew-pew!
280
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,857
* It's getting hot in hurr *
281
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,859
No, really,
it's quite hot.
282
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,194
Can someone turn on
this fan?
283
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:46,867
- *
284
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,103
*
285
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:51,604
- [sneezes]
286
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,907
- Yeah, that shirt's
yours now.
287
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,977
- Sorry, forget to ask my mom
for my allergy medicine.
288
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,648
- Dude, act cool.
289
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:04,084
I think Staci's checking
you out.
290
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,118
- She is?
291
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,322
She is.
292
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,225
- She's probably wondering
why you're dressed like
293
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,494
a music video threw up
on you!
294
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:19,933
- Ignore the hater, Chuckles.
295
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,502
- What if she comes over?
296
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,873
Uh, I feel like I got to
go to the bathroom.
297
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,908
- Relax, just remember
your training.
298
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,242
Oh, and I almost forgot.
299
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,978
Last thing, act like you
don't even care,
300
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:34,247
like she's not even
on your radar.
301
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,348
- Whassup?
302
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,051
- Act like wha--
- Hi, Charlie.
303
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,921
You look...different.
304
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,923
It's nice.
305
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:47,427
Charlie?
Hello?
306
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:52,099
Okay, uh, have fun tonight,
I guess.
307
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,539
- How'd I do?
308
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,641
- See, it wasn't terrible.
309
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,611
- He's right.
310
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:08,281
It was way worse!
311
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:09,416
- [groans]
312
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:15,122
- *
313
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,128
- What?
314
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,363
They didn't invite Florence
to the gala?
315
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:26,934
Come on, without her--
[mumbling]--
316
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,135
[in British accent]
Bloody!
317
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,337
It's gonna be a dob squib!
318
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,838
[normal voice]
I've--
319
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,607
I've watched
too many episodes.
320
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,243
- That's right, Flo-Flo.
321
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,246
You go to that gala
anyway, girl.
322
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:45,652
- BOTH: You're watching
"The Families of Fairfield."
323
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,421
- No, I'm not.
- No, I'm not. Me neither.
324
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,991
- MAN ON TV: Next time on
"The Families of Fairfield..."
325
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,728
- Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, I gotta admit,
326
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,230
the show's kind hot,
you know what I mean?
327
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,699
I like--it's kind of good.
- Right.
328
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,201
I told my church group.
329
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,435
Everybody's watching it now.
330
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,204
- Yeah.
- [laughs]
331
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,073
- Okay, look, look, look,
since we gave Yasmine
332
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,508
such a hard time about
watching the show,
333
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,577
I was thinking, you know,
we keep this little secret,
334
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,179
you know what I'm saying,
between mom and son.
335
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,613
- Of course.
- Yeah.
336
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,448
- Can't have Yasmine
knowing I watch
337
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,051
a trashy show like this.
- [laughs]
338
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,753
- She already knows.
- Mom!
339
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:22,122
- What?
- You--you watch
340
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,024
a trashy show like this?
341
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,126
- Save it, Myles.
342
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,096
So, all this time,
you both have been
343
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,298
sneaking around,
watching the show
344
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,466
just so you wouldn't
have to admit you like it?
345
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,304
- Basically. Yeah.
- [mumbling] Pretty much.
346
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:42,175
I'm sorry I gave you such a hard
time about watching the show.
347
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,011
- [clears throat]
348
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,179
- I'm sorry, too.
349
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:49,016
- Couldn't hear you.
- Well, you better had,
350
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,251
because I'm not
saying it again.
351
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,321
- So, now that
that's all behind us,
352
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,523
who's up for watching
a few more episodes?
353
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,525
- I'll get the snacks.
- I'll get the drinks.
354
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,560
- And I get the best seat
on the couch.
355
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:04,897
- *
356
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,035
- *
357
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,037
- [sighs] I blew it.
358
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,305
- Don't worry, Charlie,
your big sister will rescue you
359
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,874
from Dylan's hip-hop headache.
360
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,377
- Um, excuse me, you're
the one that gone him put
361
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,512
in the friend zone
in the first place.
362
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,714
- That's only because I wasn't
there to walk him through it
363
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,250
step by step.
364
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:26,853
- How 'bout you
step aside...
365
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:29,122
while we get back to winning
over Staci?
366
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,557
- If he's gonna win over Staci,
367
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,325
the needs to stop
pretending to be you
368
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,227
and start pretending to be me.
369
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,129
Excuse me.
370
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:39,666
By saying everything
I tell him to!
371
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:43,736
- Okay, but I did have one--
- Not now, Chuckles!
372
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,338
He needs to go over there
and show shawty
373
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,640
that he's the man.
- He is not a man.
374
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:50,110
He's a sweet little boy
who needs to go over to Staci,
375
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:54,914
look her in the eyes and
read her this poem I wrote!
376
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,217
- I just think that I should--
- Sssh!
377
00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:01,754
We're doing
the thinking for you.
378
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,523
Dylan, I'm just trying
to make sure my brother
379
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,825
doesn't get rejected by
his first crush.
380
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,627
- Well, that's what I'm
trying to do too,
381
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,762
which is why I think he
should go over there
382
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,432
with a dope gift.
383
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,934
Ooh, like that big gold
chain right there.
384
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,537
- No, if it's going to win
her gift,
385
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:21,308
it should be that...
386
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,576
sweet, cuddly koala bear.
387
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,711
- Wait here, Chuckles.
388
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:27,147
I'll go get you that chain.
389
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,349
- I'll go get you that
koala!
390
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,883
- Green!
391
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:35,355
- BOTH: [grunting]
392
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,192
- DYLAN: Green!
- [music stammering]
393
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,361
- Hey!
394
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,596
- [applause]
395
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,765
- Oh, you think that's
gonna stop me?
396
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,135
I paid a lot of money
for this equipment!
397
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:55,242
- BOTH: [grunting]
398
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,577
- No, uh!
399
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,548
- What are we doing?
400
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:02,982
- I'm trying to win
that bet.
401
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,851
I'm not sure
what you're doing.
402
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,589
Where'd he go?
403
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,361
- Is he talking to Staci
without us?
404
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,263
- [inaudible dialogue]
405
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,631
- Oh, man, this is gonna
be bad.
406
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,168
- [inaudible dialogue]
407
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,502
- My plan worked.
408
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,371
You pay up!
- No, my plan worked!
409
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,938
You pay up.
410
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,176
- [inaudible dialogue]
411
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,212
- So which one of us wo--
412
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,681
helped you win Staci over?
413
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:37,817
- Neither.
414
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,487
I ignored you both
and was just myself.
415
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,455
- And that worked?
416
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,726
I mean, good for you.
417
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,528
- Did you ask her to be
your girlfriend?
418
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,563
- I did. But she said no.
419
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,565
- You got rejected?
420
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,033
Are you okay?
421
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,904
- You want me to find you
a pillow for you to scream into?
422
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,840
- No, it's okay, she said
her family's moving
423
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,943
at the end of the month,
so it wouldn't work out.
424
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,112
But she touched my shoulder.
425
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,217
And that's something.
426
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,221
- I'm sorry I gave bad advice.
427
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,789
- And I'm sorry
hip hop couldn't fix you.
428
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,960
And I'm sorry to try to
make you cool like me.
429
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:26,233
- I think that's as good
as you gonna get.
430
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,235
- It's okay, you two are
just trying to help me,
431
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,403
and I appreciate that.
432
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,640
Now if you don't mind,
Staci and I are going to dance.
433
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:38,345
- *
434
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:41,814
- Finally, we got some
party people in the house!
435
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,050
Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
436
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:47,320
- *
437
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,888
- I need a cupcake.
438
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,827
- So, I guess neither of us won.
439
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,730
So what do we do
about the winnings?
440
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,433
- Let's roll them over
into a new bet?
441
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,235
- What are you thinking?
442
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,305
- I bet I can get Uncle Myles
to grow his weird beard again.
443
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,841
- Mom hates that thing.
444
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,412
I'll take that action.
445
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:16,316
- Remember, tell your parents
that DJ Principal Math-th-thews
446
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,651
is available for banquets,
birthday parties,
447
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:21,087
and bar mitzvahs!
448
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:26,058
- *
449
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,767
- Wait for it.
450
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,670
- [sighs]
451
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:41,240
Well, it's my face, Yasmine,
okay?
452
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:44,911
Besides, Dylan thinks
I look cool.
453
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,681
- I believe you owe me
for winning the bet.
454
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,383
- [groans]
455
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,184
I still can't believe you
convinced him to grow
456
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:55,322
that thing, but fine,
deal's a deal.
457
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,557
Our usual wager, right?
458
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:01,328
- [sniffs] Ah!
That's the stuff.
459
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:05,732
I do believe that our
original wager was for double.
460
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,036
- Here!
461
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:11,638
- Pleasure doing business
with you.
462
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,574
- Whatever, Dylan!
463
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:18,177
- Did she pay up?
- She sure did.
464
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,347
- Yes. Ha-ha!
465
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,748
- Yeah.
466
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,916
- BOTH: [grunting]
467
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,754
- Yeah, it's good hearing
from you too.
468
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:33,693
Sure, we can talk whenever
you want.
469
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,695
All right, deuces
to you too.
470
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:40,733
- So, how's it going
reconnecting with your mom?
471
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,101
- It's coming along.
472
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,203
I told her I forgave her
for bouncing.
473
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:47,273
We're working through it,
it's just gonna take some time.
474
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,141
I think hearing from me
helps her.
475
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:52,512
- Well, I think you're
a pretty amazing kid.
476
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,714
- Yeah, I really am.
477
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:55,815
- *
478
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,850
- BOTH: [laughing]
479
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,115
- *
480
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:30,683
- *
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