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(Transcrito por TurboScribe.ai. Atualize para Ilimitado para remover esta mensagem.) I'd love to build a 50-foot wall, keep everybody out,

because wherever I've been in these little villages...

I get it. ..the gossip is ridiculous.

Yeah, I know it is, I know it is.

So this is kind of where people sort of get mixed up,

where they're going.

So this is a public bride away through here.

Oh, look at this, look, look, someone's been through here.

Cos I had a post in the middle there, see it?

So that middle post goes in there, Wobbly, look.

Jeez Louise.

One of the locals has obviously got the hump with it

and thrown it in the hedge.

It's a private road anyway.

Right, yeah.

So this is stopping vehicles and motors and all that

coming down here.

So I've put this here so only Polaris's can get through.

Private garden, please keep out.

Rather a large garden.

How many acres is your back garden?

Quite a few.

Away from prying eyes, within the privacy of my boundary walls,

the chaos I've set in motion at the manor

is spinning out of control.

That looks absolutely crap.

Without my eyes on the prize...

There's plenty to do.

..things are slipping.

I've got masses of kitchen and bathroom fixtures

to install this week.

And looking at it...

..the lads are miles off target.

Waldie.

Well, it's brown. What is it? I don't know, Waldie.

But listen, they're the ones who made me.

Can you match that?

Bye.

I'm telling you, people, I know it's not me.

You know, you ever seen them films where you're looking around

and you go, am I ****ing nuts?

And you go, actually, no, I'm not.

And they're all acting as if I'm nuts.

I think there's a conspiracy going on.

I think you lot are involved as well.

It's turned into a **** show.

I am the first to put my hands up.

I'm not there as much as I want to be,

so there are things sort of going off course,

so I go up there and I try and pull it on course a little bit.

So, see this wall? That looks stupid, doesn't it?

Top of Glenn's list today is sorting the driveway approach

to my new private entry gates.

Does he speak English, your boss?

Jesus, Glenn!

What's all this bollocks?

I'm coming here and I want to see straight lines.

The straight lines are important

because if you haven't worked it out, we're in season three,

I need everything perfect.

If they're all over the place, my anxiety goes through the roof

and someone's going to get a kick up the bollocks.

We need to start taking pictures and stuff

because **** is getting lost in translation.

Might be more work, but it's your **** entrance.

A lot of people can't stay on my rocket.

They can't. It's impossible.

And when I come out of that kitchen door

and I start that rocket up,

if you want to get on, you'd better mean it,

cos here we go.

Is that the gates?

Is that the wrong spot, though?

Don't you...

I thought it was here.

Is it not here? I'm serious.

I've had no sleep worrying about pulling out concrete.

Don't do that. Get back in your buggy. Bugger off.

Shouldn't it be here? No, it should not.

That is where you wanted it. Bloody hell.

All right, I'll let you off.

I've got, like, the McDonald's end coming.

I had a full head of hair when I was here.

When I wake up in the morning, oh, there's another bit.

There's another bit.

The life of... Well, working for Vinnie Jones,

that's what does that.

The thing is with Glenn, he is a perfectionist,

and I'm glad that he takes longer.

I think it should take half the time,

but I do love his job at the end of it.

As far as my vision goes, the vision's here.

I built a 9,000-square-foot house in Tring.

I've got the vision.

All I need is blokes.

When I built that big house, it was so beautiful

and it was such a dream,

and then I got caught up in that air rage in 2000.

Everything stopped.

You know, the sponsorship, the work, the whole lot,

so I had to sell it and I had to go again.

But I did. I went again.

Most days, you will be getting knocked down,

whether it's at work or in relationships

or your kids or the car or something,

will knock you down.

But what defines any of us

is how you get up and how you deal with it.

Because of, you know, my...

..behaviour with drink,

I was building stuff up and losing it.

It was me shooting myself in the foot again, so...

I don't think you really appreciate everything until you lose it,

but when you build up your own empire

and all your dreams and everything are enrolled in it,

and then to lose it all, you know, with a...with a...

..a night of madness on a plane going to Japan...

..fuelled with booze, it...

..you know, it was all lost.

Where are you? What, what, what?

Are you in the...are you in the drive?

When I've done community service, community service is quite a thing.

That kicks you in the balls quite a lot.

How I kind of resurrected it all and hung on to my career,

I don't know. I don't want to ever go there again.

I think it's important to keep hold of it the second time round.

Growing up together as kids in Watford,

Colesy and I have scraped through our fair share of wins and losses.

When Graham was 12 years old, you know,

he was probably, at that age, a better footballer than me.

But he's had it tough. He had his own heartaches.

You know, he had to fend for himself quite young.

And the football suffered. A bit of wildlife. See what that is, Graham?

That's the bird that's been attacked.

That was a wood pigeon, yeah.

The nature world is as heartbreaking as the human world, Graham.

It's just life, isn't it?

The countryside can be a great healer.

The perfect place to clear your head and have a little internal audit.

You've got to be quiet now.

Give your mind a reset and rebuild from there.

That's what Colesy needs.

I'll tell you what it is out there. Dragonflies.

Look at that trout. Look at them feeding there.

Look, look, look. See it? Yeah.

Cool. They just come and nibble them off the top, you see?

I've just seen some mush come up over there.

How are you feeling now?

Yeah, I'm feeling a lot better.

Tough thing to go through, you know what I mean?

It was the worries, you know?

It's like, you know, if you lose your job

and you split up with your girlfriend and it's her house.

The worrying thing is, like, at 60 years of age,

where am I going to get a place?

I don't care what anyone says, it is a big thing to deal with.

I was basically homeless and you're in with absolute down and outs.

It's degrading and all, innit?

Thanks to you, you've helped me out in a massive way.

You know when I done that?

You used to drop me off when I'd done the community service.

It's degrading, isn't it?

It was awful. I used to get on with it.

I used to get my head down.

But I tell you what, that was the worst thing.

It strips you down.

People kept saying to me,

go and talk to someone, you know, it's no harm.

Don't cost you nothing to talk to someone.

No, it doesn't.

So I went to the doctors and I spoke to them

because I didn't really know whether I had anxiety.

I didn't know what it was.

And she asked me loads of questions and done things like that.

And she says, after what you've told me,

it sounds like you've got depression.

Yeah, I'd done the same.

I went to four AA meetings.

Everything they said, I was going, yep, that's me.

You know my story with mum and dad splitting up.

I had the most wonderful family until 12 years old

and then it all starts going bonkers.

You were with me at that time, we were playing football.

But your mum and dad splitting up,

was this round about the same time as mine?

Yeah, yeah.

48 years ago?

48 years ago.

That's a bloody long time, mate.

You know, we had the break-up,

everything else moved away from my school.

It's traumatising.

Our life became obliterated.

That parent love, me and Graham didn't have.

So we gave each other it.

We can talk to each other about where we are,

how we're feeling, and let's invisibly hold hands.

I think if you can invisibly hold hands with people,

it's a strong mechanism.

It is a long road,

but we'll put them in the right direction, for sure.

It's a crucial point to be loved,

coming from a kid to an adult,

and I never had no-one there.

I was couch-surfing,

and you didn't have that stability in that block

where you need it, I think.

Do you know one thing I've always wanted

and I don't feel I've had?

And I'm not being stupid,

or it's quite emotional of me saying this now,

but all I've ever wanted to be is loved.

And I don't feel as I have.

I don't think that's a lot to ask, you know what I mean?

I'm surprised I've never been married or got kids,

because I couldn't look after me fucking self, could I?

And I hate it.

You've always lived hand-to-mouth.

Yeah, I have, yeah.

But I think you were sober,

but I was fucking pissed as a fucking...

I was hammered.

It's a party, because that was my drug.

I don't drink every day.

Going up there,

right, what we doing?

Oh, crash, bang!

That's my addiction.

I was a party boozer, you know,

and then you don't think there's anything wrong with it,

but I had four bars in my house in LA.

Four.

I felt that I had to entertain,

and the only way I can entertain

was getting pissed as quick as I could.

Ta-da!

I've wasted all these years boozing.

So, yeah, it was rough.

I don't have to be the court jester anymore.

The only thing I can do now

is humbly get on a knee

and say to people now that are watching this,

it's a hard road and you've just got to stand up to it.

There, see the ripple?

Yeah, I can see it under the tree.

Rainbow trout, it is.

Nice chuck, Coles, isn't it?

It is, thanks, mate.

You need them every now and then, we both do.

I appreciate it.

Been through a lot, mate.

Been through a lot together.

We'll turn the aerator on.

There you go.

Me and Coles here are on the same page.

But he's not the only one who needs his mojo back.

So what I need to do is get Wobbly rocking and rolling.

I feel Wobbly's had a bit of a busman's holiday on this one,

and I need him to get on the tools.

Ready, Wob?

Right, here's the plan.

Bear with me.

I want a nice log cabin in here.

Fuck.

Sorry, yeah, go on, carry on.

Tuck it in there so it's sheltered.

The fire pit will go here and the seats will go round there.

I don't want a massive structure.

How big do you want it?

Well, I reckon one, two, three, four, five, six...

Just a little log cabin.

..seven...

I think, is eight by four big enough?

It's huge.

Right, OK.

You'll smash this up.

Yeah, no.

Once I've got the base down, then we're away.

Just a nice little log cabin in the corner of the field,

and there's your view.

What about the inside of it?

We don't get carried away inside.

It's going to be a log cabin.

I've got a rough idea in my head.

He's obviously got a massive idea in his head.

My idea's like this, his is like that,

so somewhere along the line, we've got to find a middle ground, you know?

I'll tell you what we could also do,

do a little solar panel for them that plugs into the thing.

Beautiful.

You've got your power, haven't you?

This is the Wobbly I love.

You know what I mean?

This is the one I love.

With six puppers inside, Pip is almost ready to pop.

All right, see you later, hon.

Bye.

See you, love.

Bye.

Wrong Polaris, come on.

And my sidekick's getting moodier by the minute,

and I don't mean blondie.

I think we're getting pretty restricted on her,

because she's like in here, she's trying to get in the shade.

I don't think it's good.

No.

I know, she was just having a little winged there.

I think it's too much.

I think it's too much.

Oh, look.

It's for her own good, though.

She's not going to like it.

She's getting big, isn't she?

She's getting heavy.

She's not, she doesn't like not being in the Polaris.

Pip is my first dog, so I've never had puppies.

Everybody says different things,

everybody's giving me different bits of advice.

It's going to be a first time for both of us.

Well done, Will.

Everyone has their hands full right now,

and it looks like Coles is making progress too.

I quite like the old flowers.

When I was with the ex-missus, I used to have,

I'd do all the flowers at the front.

Makes it homely.

Embracing the country life is doing wonders for his well-being.

When I first get up in the morning,

first thing I do is come out and let them out.

They absolutely love spaghetti.

How mad's that?

Do I miss Southend?

No, I don't.

Look at that though, look.

Beautiful, you know.

Always been a city boy.

Never a...

Robbie!

Hard-working lads they are.

This is all new to me.

Hello.

Keeps me mind active, and that's what I need.

Come on.

The thing with me is, I've got ADHD,

and I haven't just got it, I've been diagnosed with ADHD.

Some people say, is it a superpower?

Use it to your advantage.

Superpower? What superpower?

What, am I going to fly to the moon with my ADHD?

You know, I talk to people like this,

and they're talking to me, and I butt in the conversation.

And I know I've done it, and people think,

oh, that's rude.

If they don't understand it, they think you're being rude.

I'm not being rude, you can't help it.

And it's bloody horrible,

because I don't want people to dislike me.

I want people to go, oh, he's all right, that bloke.

I'll be back in a little while,

but I'll get you some food.

My little family, aren't they?

It's been more than 25 years since Guy Ritchie cast me in Lockstock,

and my life changed forever.

A present for Mr Ritchie.

Ever since then, my life has gone places I could never imagine.

And he was there, where it all began.

Guy drawed me one, because I keep sitting in his chair at work.

Well, you know, it all started really in the acting world,

through Guy Ritchie.

Oh, that's nice, isn't it? Yeah.

Really, it could have been over as quickly as it started,

because the first day I was supposed to have been filming,

I was in St Albans jail.

I was locked up, never made it onto set.

I had a good drink that day, and the boys stood by me.

Guy stood by me and said, right, OK, when's your next day off?

I said, next week. They went, OK, we'll go again.

Go on, Mr Ritchie, cheers, son.

The tree of Lockstock, I see it every day.

When I go on The Gentleman and I see it,

I see helicopters come in and I see Rolls Royces,

and it's all from the roots of Lockstock.

Make no mistake, we were the fucking Beatles.

Oh, yeah, this is when I'm sitting on set.

And there's me, I put my script in there, look.

Oh, yes.

What Guy done for me reflects on what I do for the lads around here.

You know, you hold out that arm when you think someone deserves it

and they need a second chance, hold your arm out.

Well, me old mate's looked after me there, old Mr Ritchie,

and he went, put the name on the back.

The name goes, no, Matt, stand behind the camera.

I'll stand in front of it, son.

Work has started on me man cave,

and Wobbs is cracking on building the base.

Anyone want a raspberry?

I do like a raspberry.

With no driving duties on the cards,

I want to keep Coles's mind and body active

so he can lend Wobbly a hand as his new apprentice.

It's just to keep him swinging, really.

I want him to keep swinging. It's a time where we've got to keep him busy.

I think Wobbly will get it and go reach the arm out.

You know, how cozy is an arm? Grab hold of it.

Well, all of this needs to be turned into a cabin.

Oh my God.

I've got a few ailments, me.

What have you got?

I've had two knee replacements and a hip replacement.

So what are you saying? I've got to be very careful with you.

I'll give it my best shot.

You've got to take into consideration I am 60.

There you go.

I'm coming towards my sort of OAP days,

so I'm a bit late for an apprenticeship.

I just need to get my chop saw out.

I've got some big boy cuts to do today.

You're not going to put me on, are you?

No.

It's a long way to an hospital, isn't it?

So what was your game then?

I was a carpet fitter for years.

So that's what fucked your knees, basically?

Football did, really.

What, with Vinnie?

Yeah, I was at Watford, Spurs,

and I played around the semi-pro up until I was 32.

So you never made the top grade, then?

No, I wasn't dedicated enough.

Vinnie's so dedicated, this is the difference.

You know what I mean?

I remember talking to Patty once,

and it's exactly what he said.

Patty said, he said, I was better planning him.

He said, but Vinnie was always going to make it,

because he had the drive.

But he's like that now.

His willpower now is unbelievable.

Cole's come down, and he was a great help.

He got stuck in.

Things haven't panned out the way he was hoping it would pan out.

Little curveballs have been thrown here and there,

and Vinnie's embraced him, and he's looking after him.

Very similar to what he'd done to me.

He puts his arm around your shoulder,

and he sort of guides you through,

and I think he's kind of doing the same with Graham at the moment.

Right, basically, what we've got to do,

I need to put a load of lengths of this timber.

I need to be able to strengthen this frame.

This is going to be the floor,

and then we're going to put intermittent rafters

all the way through there.

Let me tell you something.

Go on.

One step at a time with me,

because it's too much to process in one go.

Yeah, that's fine, that's fine.

Let me spend 10, 15 minutes marking all this out.

Do you want me to do any lugging about while you're doing it?

I'll tell you what you could do, if you want to.

Get some of them over near the saw.

Just try one.

If it's too much, we'll do them together.

Don't bust a bollock.

I don't want to peak too early, Bob.

Exactly, that's what I'm worried about.

I don't want you giving up on me lunchtime.

I won't give up on you.

It might collapse.

Does anyone want a raspberry?

No, thanks.

So what was Vinny like as a kid, then?

Just a cheeky, mucking about,

didn't take nothing serious, really.

Cheeky rogue, you know, like a lovable rogue.

I didn't see him for a few years.

I went to Tottenham as a YTS.

Then he didn't really play.

He went sort of AWOL.

He was building with his dad for a while, wasn't he?

He was building with his dad, but then he got an opportunity.

He was a groundsman, gardener,

and he swept all the leaves for them as they gave him a trial

or got Dave Bassett to come and watch him.

You know, the rest is history, really.

Listen, he'd give up drinking, he'd give up everything

when he got the opportunity.

He was very dedicated.

Yeah, everybody wants a piece of Vinny.

He's probably been let down a lot in his life

by people that just want to be part of the roadshow, I guess.

So it's quite nice that he surrounded himself

with people that he knew as a kid,

and that's where the trust was earned.

They liked him for what he was then,

rather than what he'd become.

Bob's your uncle?

Vinny's your aunt.

I'm going to have a raspberry.

Another one? Yeah.

You'll look like a raspberry by the end of this job.

I'll have a lobster salad tonight.

Think of me when you're sitting on the set of The Gentleman,

with your feet up.

Do you get to sit in the old director's chair?

Of course I do. Nice!

As Marlon Brando said, apparently, what Vin told me,

you're paid to wait, not to act.

I've never had a labourer before that eats lobster

and quotes Marlon Brando.

It's new on me.

Hey.

Well, there you are.

Look at this, I'm absolutely...

You're flying, you're smashing it, son.

Just like Colesy,

I've had to bounce back from some hard knocks in life.

And for me, there's no better place to keep those demons at bay

than stepping out into the great British countryside.

There's something along that edge there, sitting down.

Five o'clock, everyone starts drifting off.

It's the weekend, it's Friday, everyone goes a little bit earlier.

Then everything goes...

12 years ago, I'd be giving it large by now.

Damn it.

All the lads going to the pub.

I've lived that life, it was great.

But it would have killed me in the end.

Badger, don't move, he's trying to smell us.

You can hear the rain drops.

We've seen a badger.

We've seen a couple of bears, no deer.

But walking with the old stick, whatever it is,

for your peace of mind and for your sobriety

and for your mental health, this works for me.

You've got to get right over that mountain of wanting a drink.

It's a big mountain to climb.

You've got to get down the other side.

The trouble is with it, especially with alcohol,

you've got to get over the mountain

and all of a sudden, there's another mountain.

So you just keep climbing them mountains,

you get over the other side

and then you've got to get over the next one

and then the next one.

Because if you get down the bottom,

you go, ah, life's good, I can have a drink now.

It's over again, you know?

But on I shall travel as sober as I can.

Oh, boy.

I've got a ton of jobs on the go

and I'm run ragged keeping them rolling.

Why can't you get this done?

Perfection comes at a premium.

Give me numbers.

And I can't afford mistakes or delays.

Oi!

This close to the finish.

Now, I go over in a helicopter,

I don't see none of these little V vests.

Don't see none when I come over in my helicopter.

Well, no, Matt, I caught him, didn't I?

Fast asleep in his...

Like, hey, where's your bloke?

Not a dollar over 30 grand.

The time, I think.

Or I'll get my other Glenn to price it.

He's also Glenn with two Ns.

I'll get little Glenn up here, he reckons 22.

And then he'll get up to do it.

He already nicked one of your jobs, hasn't he?

I think yours at 35 and he done it for 19, Glenn.

I bet little Glenn could do it for 20.

Thank God.

Huh?

It's getting lower.

Between 20 and 30 grand.

You happy with that or not?

Most definitely.

All right.

We can start that Monday.

Oi!

I want it to be a lovely small holding in West Sussex countryside

with a magnificent view.

The trouble is, all of a sudden they go,

yeah, that's going to be 30 grand, 50...

You go, whoa, whoa, how much is that going to cost?

When you spend 200, 300 grand every month,

you go, whoa!

You know, these boys will spend your money, don't worry about that.

My passion project may be costing me a pretty penny.

But one thing round here that's priceless

are the memories of the old days.

Look what I found.

Remember them?

Look at that, look.

It's going back a few years, look.

Oh, blimey.

That was on set, Warner Brothers, gone in 60 seconds.

Yep, correct.

Cos that football is the one that went over

Donald Trump's Mrs' garden and she nearly run you over.

That's correct, yep.

Oh, my God, how young are we?

That was 25 years ago.

Do you remember that one?

What's up with me barnet?

It's your ball patch.

No way, did I have it then?

Yeah, that's a ball patch.

Yeah, look at that one.

Nick Moran, yeah.

Me and you.

We're about 30 there because that's lock stock.

Yeah, 1999, so that's like 26 years ago.

That is Malibu Country Club.

Correct.

Used to go up there and the geezer said,

you lot must be English, and said,

only English people would play Malibu Country Club

at one o'clock in the afternoon.

It's about 112 degrees.

That's right, yeah.

Good memories.

They're brilliant, though, aren't they?

I've got loads.

Right, I'm going to my antiques market in Betware.

Have I got to give them some money?

No, you've got to give me some.

Grand.

You owe me money.

Why?

Cos it's 300 quid and it was 335.

I'll flip you for the five if you want.

Do you want to go 30 or 40?

Yeah, go on, yeah.

Right, odds or evens on the last number.

Hang on, yeah.

What?

Just take one out the middle.

You're calling it.

All right, go on then.

Go on then, odds or even?

Even.

Bollocks!

Wanker.

Cheers.

All right, see you later.

All right, see you.

Thanks very much.

Thanks, do your business.

As they say in Russia.

Fuck off.

Culture's always been me partner in crime,

and there are times when we all need someone to lean on.

I'm really hoping this is going to work.

Thankfully for Pip, Blondie's on a mission

to be the best birthing partner she can be.

Right, is this it?

I have been staying up late.

Let's hope.

Panic buying.

Don't do that.

Especially at four in the morning.

Welping is birthing.

I had no idea.

That's why Welping box is the birthing box.

It's too small.

These are the pig rails.

I'm just trying to think, where do you get in?

Ah, there.

And why would you have pig rails?

There's no pigs involved.

Who?

What?

While everyone's focused on the new arrivals...

..today I'm saying sayonara to an old faithful.

I ended up with one of the very best Land Rovers in the country,

if not the world.

The Landy will always be my pride and joy.

But I'm changing her up for a decked-out megavan

fit for life on a movie set.

For me, I'm not that collector guy.

That has to earn its keep.

Gorgeous, isn't it?

You're genuinely a bit sad about it.

No, I am a bit emotional, yeah.

It was a passion project for Vinnie.

The joy was in the doing.

It's the accomplishment.

1997, I paid seven grand for it.

It was green, an old green one.

All I wanted to do was cut the roof out on it.

Now it's done.

So it's like, OK, now I can share it.

He loves sharing.

It's out with the old and in with the new.

So me mate Dave has flown us in to collect the new wheels.

At least he's sorted out the chopper, right?

Oh, my Lord.

Oh, look at the VJ in the bedrest.

Oh, my giddy aunt.

Yeah, it's very nice.

Isn't it?

Looks well, doesn't it?

Yeah.

It's weird.

My brain is taking me back to my Mini.

My first ever motor, 110 quid,

and it was a fortune and I couldn't afford it.

And I had to borrow 15 quid off me mate.

I only had 95 quid.

When I left home at 15, I was in survival mode.

You would eat today for three days in case you didn't eat tomorrow.

And that's a fucking fact.

Thanks, mate.

How did I ever get to be in chauffeur driven

in a luxury jet class Mercedes?

It's insane.

I'm still the lad from Bedmond.

Let's go.

He's getting used to it now.

Basically everything that any woman or any fucker wants to do

is a wobbly job.

Don't put wobbly on in here.

Pretty much everything.

I spoke to a guy about it and he said

he does most of his best sleeping in his motor.