All language subtitles for 04-Na

At 6 o 'clock, one hour from now, we
will present our daily educational

University at Daybreak.

Today's subject will be the evils of
educational television.

That's in one hour from now.

May we remind you to tune in to our 6 o
'clock news tonight.

The day's events will include one
gangland killing, one accidental

persons held hostage in a Brooklyn bank,
the Board of Health reopening a gay

bar. a venereal disease clinic at an old
age home in Queens, and President Ford

walking and chewing gum at the same
time.

And now, back to our film.

I dreamt I jumped into a large vat of
ice water.

Oh, really?

All alone?

Uh, yeah, actually, all alone.

Funny, huh?

Hysterical.

Who are we going to have today?

Um, a critic, I think.

A critic? That's what I need, an
intellectual.

No, no, a film critic.

Have we ever had him before?

I don't think so.

I don't think I can handle him all by
myself.

Do you think we could share him?

Must we?

Didn't I help you out with the tennis
player?

The things I'd do.

Thanks. I bet he'll want to take
pictures.

Do you think they'd mind if I took a
picture? No, no, no. Why don't you just

make yourself comfortable?

Good morning. I'm Julian Blake. How are
you doing?

Hi, nice to see you. Nice to have you on
the show.

Can I get some coffee here, please, Sam?

Hello, Joe. Do we have a copy of the
book?

I heard you said he was a critic. He is
a film critic, but he wrote a book.

Would you mind saying something into the
microphone? We need a letter. I'm

actually about to say a few words of my
book.

Just say it. It will be on the air in a
few minutes. Just pretend you're in your

own living room. I'll take a pic, then.

Hi, sleepyheads. It's Jillian Blake.

And I'm William Blake. And with us
today, we have a very good friend of

the noted film critic and historian,
Harold Harold.

You may not... always respect him, but
you'll always agree with him. I think I

got that wrong. Let's do traffic.

The LIE is all jammed up. The tri -bar
was a mess.

And the East Side Highway is bumper to
bumper.

Best way into New York now is the 108th
Street footbridge.

And we're back on the air with Harold
Harrell. The state of the film industry

deplorable. I see 10 to 15 films a week.

Just the other night, a thing called
Crush Stockings.

It was a travesty.

First of all, the sound. I love sound.

No sound.

All sort of photography, completely out
of focus. Now the script.

I mean, I don't know who's writing these
scripts. I just can't understand

nothing. I mean, every time I started to
get into it, I just couldn't understand

a thing.

But Harold, if the film was so terrible,
then why did you give it such a good

review?

Well, actually, I think it's with the
director. I think he's a great, great

director. And I have to admire him for
being such a great director. I just...

He's a great director. That's what I can
tell you. Everything he's done, I've

loved. The FDR is loosening up. The best
way to New York now is the Staten

Island Ferry.

It's 15 seconds before 10 o 'clock.

What? Already?

How time flies. And thanks to our guests
for getting up so early to be with us.

Until tonight at 5, this is Billy's
Chili. And Billy's Billy.

Have a nice day.

I mean, do you... Is that clear?

How many times a day are you on? Twice a
day. We get the folks to work and we

bring them home. And we even appeal to
those who roam. You're wonderful.

But when can I hear my interviews?

Well, I'm not really sure. You see, they
delay the interviews.

Someone at the station decides when the
exact moment is right for that

particular subject to go on the air.
It's an astrologer, I believe. Oh,

my hobby. I'm a bull.

You didn't have to tell us.

Um, if you won't be needing me anymore,
I'll be getting back to town. I have

some problems for Tuesday's programming.

What problems?

Uh, I'll call you later.

I told Taylor, look, let's try and see
him first thing this morning.

Aren't you going to see him at the party
tonight?

Well, there may be a new agency man
there. You know, it's... Oh.

I'll try and call you later from the
studio, okay? Maybe we can have lunch if

you're in town. Well, where can I reach
you if I have to get in touch with you?

Well, we may be taping some spots. I
don't know what studio it is yet.

I'll call you as soon as I get to
graduate.

Can I fix anything?

Yeah, I'd love a maraschino cherry, too.
You got it. And a two -cent plate.

Hi,

love bunny.

Hi, love bunny.

What's big love bunny going to do to
little love bunny?

Well, big love bunny is going to come
and sit down here. right next to Little

Love Bunny. And put his hand up Little
Love Bunny's skirt? And put his hand

right up Little Love Bunny's skirt.

Big Love Bunny's got Little Love Bunny's
point.

Big Love Bunny's point.

Little Love Bunny's snippy.

Bunny got his finger on Little Love
Bunny's pussy.

Big Love Bunny's playing with Little
Love

Bunny's clitty.

Love Bunny is putting his other finger
back in Little Love Bunny.

should i go on

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the
fairest of them all?

That's only one bird's opinion.

We'll have to... take a more conclusive
survey. I haven't let myself go.

Too much.

Put big love bunny's finger up little
love bunny's ass.

Put big love bunny's great big cock up
little love bunny's

teensy weensy ear.

I've got it. You've got it. You'll
cheat. I'll cheat.

A little messing around.

You've got a lot of reasons.

I have lots of reasons.

Name some.

Number one, it'll give me reassurance.

Number two, it'll give them reassurance.
Number three, it'll feel good.

No stupid?

Well, if I can find a few acquaintances
and appeal to the inner man in each of

them, well, then perhaps I can find the
inner man in my own husband.

Right on, sister.

Music.

admit that I did anything wrong.

Even if I did,

there's such a thing, Jilly, as the
three -year, five -month itch.

I think you know me well enough.

You know I'm not a sexist.

It's just, it's a question that, well,
you see, sometimes men and

women have different needs.

I'm living in a soap opera.

If it isn't a question of knees, well,
then sometimes men and women are just a

little out of sync.

Our marriage is going through its dubbed
period.

I mean, I would understand it perfectly
well if you decided to suddenly get very

hung up on, say, doing social work.

Or if you just wanted to spend a few
hours by yourself once in a while.

I think they put something in your
maraschino, cherry juice and two cents

You know, Julie, the solitary aspect of
modern man is considered by many to be

the most neglected.

I know they put something in your
maraschino cherry juice.

I mean, who could possibly argue with
the fact that it is the female of the

species who is by far the more
understanding and as

a result of that proclivity of nature...

the more forgiving. I wouldn't forgive
you if George Brent asked me to.

Maybe that's the trouble.

She has nothing on.

You know who she's going with? Oh, my
goodness.

Well, that's why she's showing so much
of it, I suppose.

Hey!

About 50 pounds.

Of course, you know why.

They're not doing it anymore.

Everything okay?

Yes, ma 'am.

Do you see her walking down there?

Hi,

Ernie. Gee, I think this is the best
costume party I've been to this year.

Is this a costume party?

We don't get to see very often.

most people. You don't practice the good
neighbor policy?

Depends on how good I think the neighbor
is. Do I have another drink, please?

Yes. Looks like we arrived just in time,
Marvin. You having fun?

A little too many people for my taste.

I don't feel too comfortable.

Why don't they put the air conditioner
on? You better get another case of

champagne. Well, I really don't know
where it is. Come with me and I'll show

you.

You need company?

The music is so loud.

Are you man enough to lift up?

Come here, let's dance.

It's check -up time.

I'm going to blow.

Your mind.

what I'm doing. Oh, no, no. I wouldn't
say anything.

Because if I know my husband more, it'll
be all over the neighborhood in 24

hours.

Not bad.

You use up a lot of champagne at your
parties.

But, you know, I heard he lost his job.

Well, at least they demoted him or
something. I can't remember exactly what

told me.

But we were under the hairdresser dryer.

And, you know, I think that was it. He's
getting half his salary now. That's why

they can't do anything.

I've got it.

You've got it. You'll cheat.

I'll cheat.

You'll be messing around.

I think you're running a little low on
the champagne.

I know where it is.

Oh, wait. Do you know where the Chateau
Great Western is?

What? I'll show you.

Wait a minute.

Are you man enough to lick that?

Sure.

No, no. Come here, dummy.

It's checkup time.

Well, what are you dressed as?

Cover of After Dark.

Here we go.

Don't get too excited.

Not good to get too excited.

It's really growing.

Getting...

Big and hard.

Come on.

Isn't this great, baby?

You're really going to get off.

It's so big and firm.

It's getting really big now.

It's growing. It's really growing.

We're getting close.

Bring it up.

We're really going to get off now.

Come on.

We're really going to get off.

Come on, let's go.

Come on.

We'll come.

You already got off once today, didn't
you? I haven't gotten off in two weeks.

I wish they wouldn't do something about
those plants. You know, I love plants.

I can't stand them. to see them all
dried up like that.

I think it's pretty, really.

I mean, after all, they can't go walking
away and get some water. It's not like

a dog or anything, you know? Hi, team.

Hi. Hello, Mrs. Blake.

We have to change tomorrow's interview.
Billy,

your slip is showing.

An old -fashioned.

I like a girl who likes old -fashions.

Oh, I'll bet you modern in some way.

You'd be surprised.

I really am rather old -fashioned in
many ways.

Uh, no hanky -panky? No Inzyowski?

No. You, Mrs. Blake, I would never fool
around with a married woman.

You really mean that?

Absolutely.

However, should you decide to leave your
husband, perhaps we could capture a

rare moment.

acquaintances and appeal to the inner
man in each of them.

Well, then perhaps I can find the inner
man in my own husband. Right on, sister.

Have you ever thought about diseases?

I mean, have you ever thought about how
many diseases can attack your lawn?

Mutt, brown patch, powdery mildew. If
you cut the grass too short, it dies

If you forget to water it, it dries out.

If you get a hot summer, it fries out.

All that hard labor for nothing.

I think I've had it so hard in here.
Come on, let's go.

Oh, Jane, you know, it's so nice seeing
you again. Oh, yeah. You're lovely.

You lost about 20 pounds.

It's great. You really used it. I love
it.

Come on, let's go, dear. We've had
enough, those canopies. You know, there

was. I didn't eat all day just waiting
for those canopies. They're just simply

old.

How did you get your pants all dirty?

I only have to give my name, rank, and
serial number.

Welcome to World War III.

We've been talking with the author of
the American Lesbian's Quick Weight Loss

Diet Cookbook.

Have a good day.

Drive carefully.

Thank you very much. That was very nice.
Thank you.

How many times a day do you both do
this? Twice a day. Yeah, we take people

work and we bring them home. We even
appeal to those who roam.

Thank you. You were wonderful.

Blake? Yeah.

the schedule.

Oh, very good. Uh,

if you don't need me anymore, I'll be
gone.

All right, I'll see you in the morning.

I thought that went pretty well.

It's all right.

Uh, well, I have to get into town. I
have a, uh, a client's meeting this

afternoon, so, uh, I'll see you later.

Ernie Miklos, please.

Jillian Blake.

Ernie, Jilly, I've been a very naughty
little girl.

A naughty little girl?

A very naughty little girl, and I need
to be punished.

Punished? Yes.

Oh, no, no, not that one.

It is this one. It's so big and black.

Okay. Punish me.

Beat me.

Whip me.

Punish me. I've been very bad. Very bad.

Take me.

Punish me. Oh, yes.

I don't want to cheat.

He likes it.

Now.

and it's Jilly.

Oh, hi, Jilly.

I'd like to see you.

Okay, but someplace very private. I'm
not gonna eat you.

I know people think I'm an ineffectual
creep, but I really don't like to be

conspicuous. I'll work it out.

Thanks, Jilly.

Billy.

Yes, darling.

What do you think of Marvin Goodman?

I think he's an ineffectual creep.

Billy. Good night, Billy.

In keeping with our policy of keeping
you abreast of current trends in today's

permissive society, we have with us a
very special kind of actress who deals

a very special kind of film, one that,
in fact, we are watching right here this

morning. And I must say that it is of a
very explicit nature.

I would have to add it is certainly well
acted, done with enthusiasm,

creativity, and it... does deal in a
very explicit fashion. However, it does

certainly have what I would consider
redeeming socialist values.

Social. Social values.

I can only say that it is very explicit.

Julie, would you say that?

I would say that it's very explicit. And
now we pause for

just 30 seconds.

I'd like to thank our guest for getting
us up so early to be with us this

morning. Have a good day.

Quite a show.

How many times a day are you on? Twice a
day.

Yes, you see, we get people to work and
then we bring them home.

We even appeal to those who roll.

Listen, I have to get back into town
because I'm doing some promos with

today. So I'll see you later.

I don't know why they don't have smaller
parties.

Marvin, it's Jilly.

Listen, can I meet you someplace?

I promise you it'll be very
inconspicuous.

Of course they can see you. Are you
nuts?

Look,

you can see everything up here. That's
what I'm afraid of.

I don't want to look.

No, isn't it lovely down there?

Isn't it?

Marvin, this is silly now. But if
somebody sees me, my office is...

one's out here looking. They should all
be working. You know that. I have a

business associate right here.

Would you like to get off?

aware of your position.

Fuck yourself.

That's right.

This is Marvin here.

Fuck you all.

How do you do?

Go fuck yourself.

You too, you.

fucking briefcases.

What's happening in Chicago?

Are you sure there is such a thing as
naturally refined sugar?

Well, you find out then.

Okay. Okay, let me know.

Little love, honey.

How many times a day do you do this?
Twice a day. We get the folks to work

we bring them home.

We even appeal to those who roam.

I'll be going now, Mrs. Blake, if you
don't need me. I'll lead you.

Yes? It's Marvin.

Terrific news. I can hardly wait to hear
it. You've made a new man out of me.

Congratulations. When do I see you
again?

You don't.

I don't. No, in spite of the impression
I may have given you, I'm not an

adulteress. I just borrowed a very nice
apartment from a friend of mine with a

terrace and lots of traffic. Thanks
anyway, Marvin. I'm flattered. Take

Listen, I'll be home early tonight.

Anything I can pick up for you at the
store?

Perhaps we could capture a rare moment
of lost elegance.

Taylor?

Jillian Blake.

Listen, I'm in terrible trouble. You've
got to help me.

I'm so glad you came. Where can we talk?

Down there.

Oh, I'm so upset. I'm leaving, Billy.
I've had just about all I can take. I

really need somebody to talk to. Will
you please calm down? I mean, I'm

short. I'm so upset. What is wrong?

There's such a thing as a three -year,
five -month itch. Now calm down.

Taylor, thank you for meeting me.

Well, what are friends for?

You're really very nice.

Now, what's all this about you going to
leave Billy?

Going to leave Billy. I've left Billy.
It's over. It's done.

I'm free. I couldn't be happier.

What did Billy do to make you so happy?

He's having an affair with another
woman.

What? Oh, when?

Does he sleep out?

Oh, Christ, no. He'd never do that.

Oh, well, that's a completely different
story.

A woman should never be jealous over
what happens to her husband before seven

'clock at night.

How's that?

I think you're making a mistake.

You do?

Certainly do. Go back to him.

Fight him on his own ground, cheek to
jowl.

Fuzzy to fuzzy, you mean.

Go back to him. Go back.

If only we could all go back. Back to a
simpler time, a less complicated time.

Taylor, could I... When life was so much
easier. Couldn't I stay single just a

little while longer?

May I invite you to a lovely luncheon?

I know a wonderful place.

Taylor, you make me feel so je ne sais
quoi.

When I'm with you, I feel like something
out of a silent movie.

What?

Hello?

You may cancel the branding.

If you stick your tits out, you know
you'll look better. Get over there. Get

over there.

Come on, tits out, honey. Come on. Come
on, Jilly. I know you hate it, but how

often do you do publicity shots?

Oh, wait, wait. Hold on, wait. A little
more makeup.

Come on. Come on, Attagirl. Put your
lips together. Tits out!

Oh, thank you.

Excuse me.

Hello? Hi, love bunny.

How are you?

Hi. I have to go take a script out to
Jilly.

Okay, why don't I meet you about, uh,
uh, 3 .30? Okay.

You gonna play with Little Love Bunny's
fuzzy?

Oh, uh, okay, uh, uh, that's fine, yeah.

I'll, uh, we'll have dessert together.

Okay, bye -bye.

Always something.

It's been terrific, and please tell
Billy I'm so sorry I missed you. I'll

him. Yes, you are. Thank you very much.
It's always a pleasure. Thank you, too.

Bye -bye.

Hi, Mrs. Blake.

I saw you in the pool and, well, I
thought, do I look as good as Billy did?

Better.

Much better.

I brought the revisions for tomorrow.

Thanks. I wanted to ask you something.

I've been offered this job in television
and I'd like your opinion.

I don't know what to do.

I could go for you.

Come here.

You like Billy, don't you?

He's very nice.

I mean, you like to be with him.

Well, yes, I do.

Must you dance every dance with the same
fabulous man?

If you're going to leave, I'd better
kiss you goodbye. What?

I never kissed my boss's wife before.

Mmm, I'm feeling your point.

I don't understand, Billy.

I mean, I never would have left you for
me.

I wouldn't have either.

I've never been in love before. I
realize that now.

In love?

Totally and completely.

I can't wait to tell Billy.

Billy, now, just a second. Don't worry.

This will always be the one true love of
my life, but it will always remain

incognito. Now I'll have to take that
job.

Dear Big Love Bunny, I love you.

I have, I do, and I always will.

But something happened to me today that,
well, I hope it happens to you, except

it already has.

I mean, it's hard to explain, but I've
met my one perfect love, and I'm leaving

you. I'm leaving everything.

I'm getting out of your life.

out of New York City, and out of the
apartment I'm subletting.

For the first time, I've experienced
complete emotional and physical

fulfillment.

I've known the act of unselfish love.

I am complete.

I think it's time to move to Southern
California.

Always think of me as one who loved, not
wisely, but unwell.

Hi.

Have a good day?

Tired tonight.

Why don't they throw the garble first?

I know why you said

all the things that you tried so hard to
make me believe. You should have told

me the truth.

Isn't enough.

Is it?

Who are we going to have tomorrow?

An explorer.

Oh, really?

What'd you do?

I think he's the only man with just the
stars to guide him to ever

successfully reach the top of Anita
Egbert.

Phyllis is leaving the show.

No one's irreplaceable.

No.

No.

You still get the folks to work.

And we'll get them home.

We even appeal.

Those. But it doesn't.

It will.

I feel lousy.

Poor baby.

I'll help you, Mother.

Don't start, Julie.

I don't think I'll ever be able to get
it on again.

I'll make you well again.

Not even with me?

You want to get off?

Stand up.

Show it to me.

Show it to me.