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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,862 --> 00:00:08,103 - Can I ask you a question? 2 00:00:08,206 --> 00:00:11,241 Is this the worst night we've ever had? 3 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:14,137 - I mean, it was cool that Chase got to perform at the VMAs. 4 00:00:14,241 --> 00:00:18,758 - Yeah, too bad it ruined both of our goddamn lives. 5 00:00:18,862 --> 00:00:20,965 - [glass shatters] 6 00:00:21,068 --> 00:00:23,034 - Wait, why'd you throw my beer? 7 00:00:23,137 --> 00:00:26,344 - 'Cause I'm drinking mine. 8 00:00:26,448 --> 00:00:28,620 - ♪ 9 00:00:30,517 --> 00:00:34,551 - My god, the VMAs. This is so glamorous. 10 00:00:34,655 --> 00:00:37,172 I wish your dad was here to see Chase's big night. 11 00:00:37,275 --> 00:00:39,310 - Yeah, I know. Me, too. 12 00:00:39,413 --> 00:00:41,103 - Oh, hi, are you performing tonight, too? 13 00:00:41,206 --> 00:00:42,655 - Oh no, I'm just the sound-mixer. 14 00:00:42,758 --> 00:00:46,379 - Well, don't worry, I'm sure you'll be on the show someday. 15 00:00:46,482 --> 00:00:49,793 - Um, Mom, how are you doing with Dad after 16 00:00:49,896 --> 00:00:51,172 all of the plane stuff? 17 00:00:51,275 --> 00:00:53,344 - Oh, well, I'm okay. 18 00:00:53,448 --> 00:00:55,448 Everyone's been very supportive. 19 00:00:55,551 --> 00:00:57,586 People keep telling me I'm an inspiration. 20 00:00:57,689 --> 00:00:59,586 - Aw, that's good. You are. 21 00:00:59,689 --> 00:01:01,517 - Now I'm not just the mother of three kids, 22 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:03,517 I'm the mother of a movement. - Oh boy. 23 00:01:03,620 --> 00:01:06,827 - Where is Cary? The show's already halfway over. 24 00:01:06,931 --> 00:01:09,620 - I don't know, I thought he was getting out of work at 10. 25 00:01:09,724 --> 00:01:12,517 - ♪ 26 00:01:18,137 --> 00:01:19,172 - Sorry, just trying to help. 27 00:01:19,275 --> 00:01:22,103 Peas can be so tricky. 28 00:01:22,206 --> 00:01:24,931 - Hey, guys! Guess who we just met in the hallway? 29 00:01:25,034 --> 00:01:27,724 Kelly Clarkson! - Oh, I love Kelly. 30 00:01:27,827 --> 00:01:31,000 You know, I lost my virginity to "Behind These Hazel Eyes." 31 00:01:31,103 --> 00:01:32,586 - Is that long enough ago? - Ple-say what? 32 00:01:32,689 --> 00:01:34,344 - Oh, I forgot to give her my email. 33 00:01:34,448 --> 00:01:35,724 - Brooke, I'm glad you're back. 34 00:01:35,827 --> 00:01:39,275 I need your help to smear some mud all over Chase's body. 35 00:01:39,379 --> 00:01:41,068 You can get his butt. - Ew. What? 36 00:01:41,172 --> 00:01:42,413 - Okay, fine, I'll get his butt. 37 00:01:42,517 --> 00:01:44,896 - No, I mean, why are we smearing mud all over him? 38 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,793 - Well, you know how Chase is singing "Stink" tonight? 39 00:01:46,896 --> 00:01:48,758 - Yeah, a simple, stripped-down version of "Stink." 40 00:01:48,862 --> 00:01:50,551 - Well, this morning, I had a different idea. 41 00:01:50,655 --> 00:01:52,827 How 'bout instead, the whole performance is pig-themed, 42 00:01:52,931 --> 00:01:55,724 and Chase is dressed like a stinky, little piggy? [laughs] 43 00:01:55,827 --> 00:01:57,000 Chase likes the idea, right? 44 00:01:57,103 --> 00:01:58,620 Don't ya, buddy? - I guess. 45 00:01:58,724 --> 00:02:00,758 - No, this is Chase's first live performance. 46 00:02:00,862 --> 00:02:02,758 We all agreed that he should do something simple 47 00:02:02,862 --> 00:02:04,103 that shows off his voice. 48 00:02:04,206 --> 00:02:05,724 - Then how do we get #pigdreams to trend? 49 00:02:05,827 --> 00:02:07,896 - We don't. We're not doing pig stuff. 50 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,551 - Eoff, okay. Geesh, alright, give me a second. 51 00:02:11,931 --> 00:02:13,724 Excuses me, ladies, it looks like we're not gonna 52 00:02:13,827 --> 00:02:14,620 need ya anymore. 53 00:02:14,724 --> 00:02:15,965 - GIRLS: What? - I'm sorry. 54 00:02:16,068 --> 00:02:17,137 Or should I say "sowy"? 55 00:02:17,241 --> 00:02:18,448 [laughing] 56 00:02:18,551 --> 00:02:20,379 - God, Streeter, can you just stick to the plan? 57 00:02:20,482 --> 00:02:22,379 We want Chase to be taken seriously tonight. 58 00:02:22,482 --> 00:02:24,689 - I hear ya, Mama, loud and clear. 59 00:02:24,793 --> 00:02:26,517 Let me just show you one more idea. 60 00:02:28,758 --> 00:02:29,965 - Radio City, please. 61 00:02:30,068 --> 00:02:32,137 And I'm kind of in a hurry. - DRIVER: You got it. 62 00:02:32,241 --> 00:02:34,482 - I used to feed my cat generic cat food. 63 00:02:34,586 --> 00:02:36,275 I didn't think she'd notice. - Oh no. 64 00:02:36,379 --> 00:02:39,068 - But guess what? After she had a big meal, 65 00:02:39,172 --> 00:02:40,689 my friends should would. 66 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:43,655 - ALL: [laughing] 67 00:02:43,758 --> 00:02:45,206 - Great party. 68 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:47,517 - [record scratches] - [cat meows] 69 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:48,620 - [sighs] 70 00:02:48,724 --> 00:02:50,034 - WOMAN ON TV: I found Nature's Great. 71 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:52,689 - DRIVER: Not to brag, but my client is in that commercial. 72 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:57,344 - Skip? - Cary! 73 00:02:57,448 --> 00:02:58,793 - Streeter, is he changed yet? 74 00:02:58,896 --> 00:03:00,137 He's on in 15 minutes. 75 00:03:00,241 --> 00:03:02,620 - Okay, Brooke, I know you didn't want him to be a pig, 76 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:06,448 and I gotta say, I think I delivered. [laughs] 77 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:09,379 Ah! - What the hell is this? 78 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:11,172 - You gotta see him with the backup singers. 79 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:12,827 All together, they're gonna spell "Stink." 80 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:15,241 Actually, they're gonna spell "Tink," because there's 81 00:03:15,344 --> 00:03:16,724 only three of them. - Streeter, no. 82 00:03:16,827 --> 00:03:18,827 Why does he need all this bullshit all of the sudden? 83 00:03:18,931 --> 00:03:22,206 If he wears something crazy, it's all anyone will talk about. 84 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:23,793 - Hey, guys, just wanted to let you know. 85 00:03:23,896 --> 00:03:25,517 Chase is up next, right after Katie Perry. 86 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:27,034 - Oh shit, we have to hurry. 87 00:03:27,137 --> 00:03:29,172 Oh! Wait, is she doing music or comedy? 88 00:03:29,275 --> 00:03:31,482 - Comedy. - Oh, okay, so we have awhile. 89 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:33,793 - Okay, let me run one more idea by you. 90 00:03:33,896 --> 00:03:35,965 I think you're gonna like it, because it's way more subtle. 91 00:03:36,068 --> 00:03:37,379 - Yes, that's what we want. 92 00:03:37,482 --> 00:03:39,344 - Okay, great. Let's go build it. 93 00:03:39,448 --> 00:03:40,586 - [horn honking] 94 00:03:40,689 --> 00:03:42,896 - What the hell are you doing driving a cab? 95 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,551 You're supposed to be my agent. 96 00:03:44,655 --> 00:03:45,931 - I am, Cary! 97 00:03:46,034 --> 00:03:49,689 Just this morning, I was talking to JJ Abrams about you. 98 00:03:49,793 --> 00:03:50,655 - You were? - Yes. 99 00:03:50,758 --> 00:03:52,068 I was taking him to the airport. 100 00:03:52,172 --> 00:03:53,793 I couldn't shut up about you. 101 00:03:53,896 --> 00:03:55,103 - Oh my God. 102 00:03:55,206 --> 00:03:58,172 Listen, Skip, do you know where I'm headed right now? 103 00:03:58,275 --> 00:03:59,344 The VMAs. 104 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,379 - You're performing in the VMAs? 105 00:04:01,482 --> 00:04:03,931 Wow, I guess I'm a better agent than I thought I was. 106 00:04:04,034 --> 00:04:06,379 - No, Skip, I'm not performing at the VMAs. 107 00:04:06,482 --> 00:04:07,931 My brother is. 108 00:04:08,034 --> 00:04:10,724 And in the same time it took him to book that, 109 00:04:10,827 --> 00:04:14,068 I've had one fart commercial air. 110 00:04:14,172 --> 00:04:16,206 And I'm doing, like, a weird, straight voice in it. 111 00:04:16,310 --> 00:04:18,310 I just-- 112 00:04:18,413 --> 00:04:20,965 I can't have you represent me anymore, alright? 113 00:04:21,068 --> 00:04:22,793 You're fired. Goodbye. 114 00:04:27,620 --> 00:04:29,413 It's actually a couple more blocks. 115 00:04:29,517 --> 00:04:31,379 - You said this was gonna be more subtle! 116 00:04:31,482 --> 00:04:32,862 - I did, and it is! 117 00:04:32,965 --> 00:04:35,482 - He is wearing a literal birdcage full of birds. 118 00:04:35,586 --> 00:04:37,068 - But not real birds. 119 00:04:37,172 --> 00:04:38,344 - Oh my God. 120 00:04:38,448 --> 00:04:40,034 How am I an assistant, and you're a manager? 121 00:04:40,137 --> 00:04:41,241 I should be a manager. 122 00:04:41,344 --> 00:04:43,137 - I think there is a real bird in here. 123 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:44,827 - Chase, what do you wanna wear? 124 00:04:44,931 --> 00:04:46,000 You wanna wear one of 125 00:04:46,103 --> 00:04:48,241 those new ideas, or what we picked out last week? 126 00:04:48,344 --> 00:04:50,000 - I guess what we picked out last week. 127 00:04:50,103 --> 00:04:51,689 But can I wear my own shoes? 128 00:04:51,793 --> 00:04:53,758 - Sure. You can wear whatever shoes you want. 129 00:04:53,862 --> 00:04:55,724 - This is a bad idea. I've been thinking about this. 130 00:04:55,827 --> 00:04:57,379 And let me tell-- - Ah, ah, ah! 131 00:04:57,482 --> 00:04:59,068 Streeter! Streeter! - Let me just tell you! 132 00:04:59,172 --> 00:05:00,551 - Streeter! 133 00:05:00,655 --> 00:05:02,448 Wouldn't a good manager listen to what his client wants? 134 00:05:02,551 --> 00:05:04,034 Just let him go out there and sing. 135 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,517 He's a singer. - Okay. 136 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:07,517 Whatever you want, girl boss. - Don't call me that. 137 00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:09,482 - [phone vibrating] - Okay, Cary's almost here. 138 00:05:09,586 --> 00:05:11,379 Can you just go out and let him in? 139 00:05:11,482 --> 00:05:13,344 - Sure thing. Actually, I do need to speak to him, 140 00:05:13,448 --> 00:05:15,413 because I have some news... 141 00:05:15,517 --> 00:05:19,206 that will change his--[sneezes] 142 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:20,448 Excuse me. Pbbt. 143 00:05:20,551 --> 00:05:23,000 I have some news that will-- - Go! 144 00:05:23,103 --> 00:05:24,379 - Alright, alright! 145 00:05:25,965 --> 00:05:29,689 - [crowds cheering] 146 00:05:31,586 --> 00:05:33,206 - Cary, welcome to the VMA. 147 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:34,620 I think your cab driver cuts my hair. 148 00:05:34,724 --> 00:05:37,034 - Yeah, no, I'm sure he does. Sorry, I'm late. 149 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:39,310 I got stuck at work. - Oh, don't worry about it. 150 00:05:39,413 --> 00:05:40,586 Hey, before we go in, 151 00:05:40,689 --> 00:05:42,000 I've got something that's gonna cheer you up. 152 00:05:42,103 --> 00:05:44,724 You know how your brother is a big, huge singer? 153 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:45,931 - Um, yes. 154 00:05:46,034 --> 00:05:48,068 - Well, apparently, he's such a huge singer 155 00:05:48,172 --> 00:05:51,482 that he gets to be an actor now, too. [laughs] 156 00:05:51,586 --> 00:05:52,689 - What? - Yeah. 157 00:05:52,793 --> 00:05:54,310 Netflix wants him to do a movie. 158 00:05:54,413 --> 00:05:56,068 He doesn't even have to audition or anything. 159 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:57,620 [laughs] Yeah! 160 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,344 - How is that supposed to make me feel better? 161 00:05:59,448 --> 00:06:01,413 - Oh God. 162 00:06:01,517 --> 00:06:03,137 Aren't gay people supposed to be smarter? 163 00:06:03,241 --> 00:06:07,034 Isn't that the trade off? Cary, you get to be in it, too. 164 00:06:07,137 --> 00:06:08,586 - What? - Yeah. 165 00:06:08,689 --> 00:06:10,551 - Are you serious? - Yeah. [laughs] 166 00:06:10,655 --> 00:06:12,448 Apparently, they're doing a "Freaky Friday" remake, 167 00:06:12,551 --> 00:06:13,655 but with brothers. 168 00:06:13,758 --> 00:06:14,896 They were gonna call it "Bro Swap," 169 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,724 but there was a gay porn called that. 170 00:06:16,827 --> 00:06:18,758 Then they were gonna call it "My Brother's Inside Of Me," 171 00:06:18,862 --> 00:06:21,206 but then there were a thousand gay porns called that. 172 00:06:21,310 --> 00:06:23,758 So now it's just "The Untitled Brothers Switching Bodies 173 00:06:23,862 --> 00:06:26,448 But Not in a Sex Way Project." 174 00:06:26,551 --> 00:06:28,379 - Oh my God, this is-- this is crazy. 175 00:06:28,482 --> 00:06:29,862 I didn't even know Chase wanted to act. 176 00:06:29,965 --> 00:06:31,586 - Well, neither does he, so don't tell him. 177 00:06:31,689 --> 00:06:33,482 Because I want it to be a surprise! 178 00:06:33,586 --> 00:06:35,379 - This is, like, the best news ever. 179 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:37,206 Thank you, Streeter. - Yes. [laughs] 180 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:38,586 I'm getting a hug and everything. 181 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:40,482 Alright, let's go inside, 'cause Chase is about to go soon. 182 00:06:40,586 --> 00:06:42,586 - Cary! Tell Chase hi! 183 00:06:42,689 --> 00:06:43,758 And Brooke and Pat. 184 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:44,827 - I will. 185 00:06:44,931 --> 00:06:46,517 God, they really do know all of our names. 186 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:48,724 - I know. But they didn't say my name. 187 00:06:51,034 --> 00:06:52,724 - Hey, guys, 60 seconds back from commercial. 188 00:06:52,827 --> 00:06:55,655 - Look at him out there. He's so handsome. 189 00:06:55,758 --> 00:06:57,448 - I know, I don't know what Streeter was thinking. 190 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,172 - Brooke. Brooke, hey. - Cary! 191 00:06:59,275 --> 00:07:02,344 - Oh my God, this is so cool. - Oh my God, I thought you were 192 00:07:02,448 --> 00:07:03,689 gonna miss it. - I know, but listen. 193 00:07:03,793 --> 00:07:05,344 You're not gonna believe this. 194 00:07:05,448 --> 00:07:07,758 I'm gonna be in a movie. - What? You are? 195 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:10,379 - Yeah. With Chase. - Whoa. 196 00:07:10,482 --> 00:07:12,310 You wanna do that? - Yeah, it's like a big part 197 00:07:12,413 --> 00:07:13,413 in a real movie. 198 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:15,206 Anna Kendrick plays our mom. 199 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,344 Debra Messing plays our grandma. 200 00:07:17,448 --> 00:07:18,620 - Oh, Debra. 201 00:07:18,724 --> 00:07:20,551 - I know I wouldn't have gotten it without Chase, 202 00:07:20,655 --> 00:07:23,448 but so what? I think I could be really good in it. 203 00:07:23,551 --> 00:07:25,172 - Cary, that is so good. 204 00:07:25,275 --> 00:07:28,310 Oh, my little baby road the wave. 205 00:07:28,413 --> 00:07:30,344 - Fifteen seconds. - Oh hell, yeah, Chase! 206 00:07:30,448 --> 00:07:31,896 Hell, yeah! 207 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,241 - Lance? 208 00:07:33,344 --> 00:07:35,275 What are you doing here? - Good, Brooke. 209 00:07:35,379 --> 00:07:36,655 Chase wanted to wear my shoes tonight. 210 00:07:36,758 --> 00:07:39,724 Didn't he tell you? - BROOKE: Whoa. Damn, Daniel. 211 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,310 - WOMAN: Okay, guys, five seconds. 212 00:07:41,413 --> 00:07:44,172 Four, three, two... 213 00:07:44,275 --> 00:07:45,896 - [crowd cheering] 214 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,517 - WOMAN: And now, performing live for the first-time ever, 215 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:51,793 give it up for ChaseDreams. 216 00:07:51,896 --> 00:07:55,137 - [crowd cheering] 217 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:58,965 - ♪ 218 00:07:59,068 --> 00:08:01,862 ♪ Ooooh 219 00:08:01,965 --> 00:08:05,103 ♪ 220 00:08:05,206 --> 00:08:08,034 ♪ Ooooh 221 00:08:08,137 --> 00:08:09,965 ♪ 222 00:08:10,068 --> 00:08:11,482 - [cheering continues] 223 00:08:11,586 --> 00:08:14,310 - ♪ Oooh 224 00:08:14,413 --> 00:08:17,896 ♪ 225 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,793 ♪ Oooh 226 00:08:20,896 --> 00:08:24,172 ♪ 227 00:08:24,275 --> 00:08:27,206 ♪ Ooooh 228 00:08:27,310 --> 00:08:29,827 ♪ 229 00:08:29,931 --> 00:08:32,965 ♪ Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man ♪ 230 00:08:33,068 --> 00:08:35,965 ♪ 231 00:08:36,068 --> 00:08:39,068 ♪ Bake me a party as dope as you can ♪ 232 00:08:39,172 --> 00:08:42,586 ♪ 233 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,793 ♪ Been a lot of places, partied in Miami ♪. 234 00:08:45,896 --> 00:08:48,551 ♪ Argentina and Ibiza, too 235 00:08:48,655 --> 00:08:51,000 ♪ Never leave the dance floor 236 00:08:51,103 --> 00:08:53,103 ♪ Always find me sweating until the morning ♪ 237 00:08:53,206 --> 00:08:54,758 ♪ With my whole Dream crew 238 00:08:54,862 --> 00:08:58,000 ♪ We dance all day, dance all night ♪ 239 00:08:58,103 --> 00:09:02,206 ♪ Dance until we don't smell right, right, right ♪ 240 00:09:02,310 --> 00:09:06,206 ♪ Dance until we stink 241 00:09:06,310 --> 00:09:08,448 ♪ Ain't a party 'til you reek 242 00:09:08,551 --> 00:09:12,379 ♪ So dance until you stink 243 00:09:12,482 --> 00:09:14,724 ♪ Make your jeans smell for a week ♪ 244 00:09:14,827 --> 00:09:19,000 ♪ Dance until you stink, stink ♪ 245 00:09:19,103 --> 00:09:23,172 ♪ No, you do drink, just dance until you stink ♪ 246 00:09:23,275 --> 00:09:24,896 ♪ Stink stink 247 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,241 ♪ Even though walls should stink ♪ 248 00:09:28,344 --> 00:09:30,310 ♪ Never take a shower 249 00:09:30,413 --> 00:09:31,827 - Oh my God, that was so rough. 250 00:09:31,931 --> 00:09:34,310 - I just realized I've never heard him sing live before. 251 00:09:34,413 --> 00:09:35,448 - Who let him do this? 252 00:09:35,551 --> 00:09:36,793 He was not ready to do this. 253 00:09:36,896 --> 00:09:38,655 - What is Twitter saying? - Um, that we're fucked. 254 00:09:38,758 --> 00:09:40,034 Every tweet is bad. 255 00:09:40,137 --> 00:09:42,620 The Burger King account is, like, ripping him apart. 256 00:09:42,724 --> 00:09:44,103 - My son is a good singer, okay? 257 00:09:44,206 --> 00:09:46,275 He just don't have an ear for music. So what? 258 00:09:46,379 --> 00:09:47,620 - I'm gonna go check on him. 259 00:09:47,724 --> 00:09:49,344 - I'm gonna go yell at that sound mixer lady. 260 00:09:49,448 --> 00:09:51,793 This is her fault. If she wasn't trying so hard to get 261 00:09:51,896 --> 00:09:53,827 on the show, maybe she would have done her damn job. 262 00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:56,275 Lance, let's go. - Why am I a part of this? 263 00:09:56,379 --> 00:09:58,827 - I don't get it. Why is nobody making fun of Iggy Azalea? 264 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,344 Her voice sucked, too, you just couldn't tell 265 00:10:00,448 --> 00:10:02,862 'cause she was singing from the inside of a giant butt. 266 00:10:04,379 --> 00:10:07,344 Oh wait. Is that why you wanted Chase to dress like a pig? 267 00:10:07,448 --> 00:10:09,206 - Bingo, Mama. 268 00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:12,137 You see, for some singers, it's all about smoke and mirrors. 269 00:10:12,241 --> 00:10:15,000 I love Chase, but he needs a lot of smoke 270 00:10:15,103 --> 00:10:17,034 and a lot of mirrors. 271 00:10:17,137 --> 00:10:19,724 - Oh my God, I am so sorry I didn't trust you. 272 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:22,551 I just was so mad that you weren't listening to him. 273 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:23,862 - Well, that's what good managers do. 274 00:10:23,965 --> 00:10:25,344 They don't listen to their clients. 275 00:10:25,448 --> 00:10:28,413 - Well, let me be the first to say you're an excellent manager. 276 00:10:28,517 --> 00:10:29,827 - Oh, thank you. 277 00:10:29,931 --> 00:10:32,310 I actually think you'd make a pretty good one yourself. 278 00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:34,310 - You do? - Yeah. 279 00:10:34,413 --> 00:10:36,172 - Even after tonight? 280 00:10:36,275 --> 00:10:37,620 Why? - Well, earlier tonight, 281 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,655 you screamed, "I should be a manager," 282 00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:42,310 even though you have absolutely no managerial training 283 00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:43,689 or experience. 284 00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:48,103 And that is how every great manager gets their start. 285 00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:49,862 - Are you saying what I think you're saying? 286 00:10:49,965 --> 00:10:51,827 - Well, you clearly care about Chase. 287 00:10:51,931 --> 00:10:55,206 And I could use a little bit more help with the Dream team. 288 00:10:55,310 --> 00:10:57,482 Especially now. 289 00:10:57,586 --> 00:11:01,000 So...you in? 290 00:11:01,103 --> 00:11:04,482 - What? Like, be a manager? - [laughs] 291 00:11:04,586 --> 00:11:06,827 - Yes, oh my god, yes! Thank you! 292 00:11:06,931 --> 00:11:08,793 Streeter, thank you! I mean, I promise, 293 00:11:08,896 --> 00:11:10,689 I'll make up for tonight. - Great! 294 00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:12,206 Hey, should I make us Dream Team jackets? 295 00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:13,482 - No. 296 00:11:13,586 --> 00:11:17,724 - [crowd yelling] 297 00:11:22,586 --> 00:11:24,482 - GIRL: You're my favorite! 298 00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:26,241 You're my favorite! 299 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,620 - CARY: Hey, buddy, I've been looking everywhere for you. 300 00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:41,275 - CHASE: Hey, Cary. - Jesus Christ! 301 00:11:41,379 --> 00:11:44,137 Uh! What is this mask? 302 00:11:44,241 --> 00:11:46,379 - I have to wear it whenever I'm outside now. 303 00:11:46,482 --> 00:11:49,551 Streeter says if I don't, the fans will try to fuck me. 304 00:11:49,655 --> 00:11:51,586 - Oh my God. 305 00:11:51,689 --> 00:11:55,655 Well, I just, um--I just came over to say... 306 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,689 great job on your song. 307 00:11:57,793 --> 00:11:59,034 - Yeah, right. 308 00:12:00,793 --> 00:12:02,551 Is everyone mad at me? 309 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,206 - Mad at you? 310 00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:08,655 No. No, we're all so impressed by you. 311 00:12:08,758 --> 00:12:11,206 - Really? - Yes. 312 00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:16,758 Like, every day, I never could have handled 313 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:19,206 being this famous when I was 14. 314 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:22,517 And trust me, I--I really wanted to. 315 00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:24,310 Like, really wanted to be. 316 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:29,344 - I'm just not having any fun. 317 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:30,379 - What? 318 00:12:32,241 --> 00:12:34,379 Your life is so fun. 319 00:12:34,482 --> 00:12:36,655 - I guess. 320 00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:41,379 - Well...you can always talk to me and Brooke 321 00:12:41,482 --> 00:12:45,758 about anything, and we will always listen to you, okay? 322 00:12:45,862 --> 00:12:49,000 Besides, I know for a fact you got some... 323 00:12:49,103 --> 00:12:51,827 pretty fun stuff coming up. 324 00:12:51,931 --> 00:12:53,620 Let's just say, you might get to work 325 00:12:53,724 --> 00:12:56,448 with your favorite actor. - Logan Paul? 326 00:12:56,551 --> 00:12:59,206 - No, no, actor. - Jake Paul. 327 00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:03,206 - No. No act--you know what? Never mind. 328 00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:05,689 - [crowd cheering] 329 00:13:05,793 --> 00:13:07,344 - The Dreams! Hi, Brooke! 330 00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:08,931 - Hi! Thank you! 331 00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:11,206 - Lance! Hi, Lance! - What up, bro? 332 00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:14,206 - [crowds screaming] 333 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:15,620 - STREETER: "We love you, Streeter!" 334 00:13:15,724 --> 00:13:17,965 Oh, I love you, too. 335 00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:20,862 Streeter! Streeter! Streeter! 336 00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:24,137 - CROWD: [chanting] Streeter! Streeter! 337 00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:28,793 - LANCE: Manager? Damn, B, you're a badass. 338 00:13:28,896 --> 00:13:31,068 - Your shoes were on TV. So are you. 339 00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:35,068 We're just two badasses... in the city. 340 00:13:35,172 --> 00:13:36,586 - [laughs] Yeah. 341 00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:38,862 - Hey, um... 342 00:13:38,965 --> 00:13:42,689 I know things got kind of bad between us. 343 00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:45,896 I think we just needed time apart to... 344 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,931 chase dreams. - [chuckles] 345 00:13:49,034 --> 00:13:53,241 - But being away from you-- [clears throat]-- 346 00:13:53,344 --> 00:13:55,482 God, I wish it was snowing right now. 347 00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:58,758 Um, it's made me realize how much I wanna be with you. 348 00:14:00,896 --> 00:14:03,758 I'm ready... 349 00:14:03,862 --> 00:14:05,000 to come home. 350 00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:09,931 - Cook Brooke... - What? 351 00:14:11,655 --> 00:14:13,827 - I don't think we should do this. 352 00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:16,000 - Oh. No, I'm sorry. 353 00:14:16,103 --> 00:14:18,172 I'm ready to be together now, so we are. 354 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,724 - I just feel like I've been doing 355 00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:23,379 pretty well on my own lately. 356 00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:24,862 - [chuckles] 357 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,137 Why'd you let me say all that gross shit about coming home? 358 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,172 - Sorry, Brooke. I'm sorry, I-- 359 00:14:32,448 --> 00:14:34,344 Brooke, I love you, but I just can't. 360 00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:51,655 - [glass clinking] - [laughs] 361 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,862 I wanna make a toast to Chase, 362 00:14:53,965 --> 00:14:57,586 and his big VMA performance, no matter what Burger King says. 363 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:58,965 - Yeah. - Where is Chase? 364 00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:01,793 - Oh, he's over there talking to Michael Che. 365 00:15:01,896 --> 00:15:03,448 The grind never stops. 366 00:15:03,551 --> 00:15:06,000 - But Chase isn't the only one I'm proud of. 367 00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:10,586 To my Carebear, who's gonna be in a big, fancy Hollywood movie 368 00:15:10,689 --> 00:15:13,655 with Chase called "Debra's Missing." 369 00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:15,862 - No, it's not called "Debra's Missing." 370 00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:18,310 It stars Debra Messing, but thank you. 371 00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:21,379 - And, Brookie, little Miss Manager. 372 00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:24,275 To think that six months ago, I would cry myself to sleep 373 00:15:24,379 --> 00:15:26,068 so worried about you. 374 00:15:26,172 --> 00:15:28,482 But look at you now. - Thanks, Mom. 375 00:15:28,586 --> 00:15:31,310 Always great at toasts. - Pat, why don't you tell them 376 00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:34,103 your big career news? - Oh, no, no, no. 377 00:15:34,206 --> 00:15:34,931 It's nothing. 378 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,275 Tonight is about my kids. 379 00:15:36,379 --> 00:15:37,448 Oh, wait, where's Lance? 380 00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:39,620 I wanted to toast his shoes. 381 00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:42,551 - Oh, um...he couldn't make it. 382 00:15:42,655 --> 00:15:44,724 - Aw! That's too bad. 383 00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:47,034 - Is everything okay? - What? 384 00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:49,275 Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. 385 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,758 - Can I get a card for the table? 386 00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:54,586 - Oh, you can just put it under Billy Eichner. 387 00:15:54,689 --> 00:15:56,206 - Of course. - Actually, no. 388 00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:59,827 I'm a proud, single businesswoman. 389 00:15:59,931 --> 00:16:01,896 You can put it under Brooke Dubek. 390 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,206 - Of course. - Actually, no. 391 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,827 - Guys, it's really busy tonight. 392 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,344 - I love this family. 393 00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:10,689 And I hope to always be a part of it. 394 00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:13,724 So take this and put it on my card. 395 00:16:13,827 --> 00:16:15,758 - Of course, Mr. Peters. 396 00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:17,482 - Wait. 397 00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:20,413 Your name is Streeter Peters? 398 00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:21,620 - Yes. 399 00:16:21,724 --> 00:16:24,379 - BOTH: [laughing] 400 00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:25,310 - CHASE: Hey, guys. 401 00:16:25,413 --> 00:16:27,068 - Chase! - Chase! 402 00:16:27,172 --> 00:16:29,137 - Hey, buddy. What's going on? 403 00:16:29,241 --> 00:16:31,517 - I'm glad you're all here, because I've been thinking. 404 00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:33,448 And I have a big announcement. 405 00:16:33,551 --> 00:16:35,896 All this singing stuff has been really cool. 406 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,413 But this fall, I'm gonna go... 407 00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:41,758 to college. 408 00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:43,275 - What? 409 00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:44,448 - College? 410 00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:48,965 - ["Lacrimosa" from Mozart's "Requiem" plays] 411 00:16:49,068 --> 00:16:54,965 ♪ 412 00:17:01,448 --> 00:17:03,827 - Streeter! 413 00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:06,413 - I am--oh god, I'm so sorry. [laughs] 414 00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:09,379 I thought he said he was gonna go to college. 415 00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:10,655 - I did! - Ah! 416 00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:11,965 - I was talking to Michael Che 417 00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:13,172 about what's next for my career. 418 00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:15,103 And he said maybe I should go to college. 419 00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:17,344 So, I think I'm gonna go. 420 00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:20,965 - Okay, so you're just not gonna be a singer anymore? 421 00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:23,620 - I guess not, because I'd be in college. 422 00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:25,482 - STREETER: [groans] - I think that's great, honey. 423 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,103 - Yeah, yeah, so do I. I think it's great. 424 00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:30,724 I think it's great, but, um, you know, act-- 425 00:17:30,827 --> 00:17:31,793 Here's an idea. 426 00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:33,517 How 'bout we sleep on it? 427 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,620 And if you still wanna go tomorrow, we can apply then. 428 00:17:35,724 --> 00:17:38,482 - Oh, I don't need to apply. I already got into NYU. 429 00:17:38,586 --> 00:17:39,586 - [clears throat] What? 430 00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:41,379 - Oh, Cary, like you almost. 431 00:17:41,482 --> 00:17:44,275 - Yeah, I tweeted at them, and they said I could come. 432 00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:46,241 - Oooh. 433 00:17:46,344 --> 00:17:47,517 Well, uh... 434 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,206 what about all the cool stuff you have coming up? 435 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:51,586 Streeter, he got you a movie. 436 00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:52,965 - I don't wanna do a movie. 437 00:17:53,068 --> 00:17:55,517 I wanna go to college. 438 00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,862 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 439 00:17:57,965 --> 00:18:01,206 Yeah, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 440 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,724 Yas! Yas! Yas, queen, yeah! 441 00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:04,896 - Yeah, that's great. 442 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,206 You know, it's so great. 443 00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:08,137 I'm gonna go thank Michael myself. 444 00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:11,965 - [indistinct chatter] 445 00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:13,000 - Excuse me, hi. 446 00:18:13,103 --> 00:18:14,517 Mr. Che? - Hey. 447 00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:16,241 - Did you just, um, tell my brother Chase 448 00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:17,862 that he should go to college? - Yeah. 449 00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:20,275 I thought that'd probably be the best thing for him to do. 450 00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:23,827 - Yeah, well, as his sister, I just wanted to say, I agree, 451 00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:25,965 because I think education is important. 452 00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:27,655 - Well, that's great. - But as his manager, 453 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:30,827 I just wanna say you're a real piece of shit. 454 00:18:30,931 --> 00:18:33,206 - Whoa, where did that come from? Why? 455 00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:34,379 - Why? 456 00:18:34,482 --> 00:18:36,068 Because I have finally figured out what it is 457 00:18:36,172 --> 00:18:38,206 that I wanna do with my life, and what I'm good at. 458 00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:41,000 And you come along, and you fucked me. 459 00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,241 I mean, not like that. 460 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,068 I mean, unless-- - No, definitely not. 461 00:18:45,172 --> 00:18:47,034 - It's just, of course, I want him to go college 462 00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:49,413 if that's what he wants to do. 463 00:18:49,517 --> 00:18:53,517 But...what about me? Like what am I supposed to do? 464 00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:55,379 - I mean, you can go to college, too. 465 00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,517 - Jesus, what? Do you work for college? 466 00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:58,758 - Alright. 467 00:18:58,862 --> 00:19:00,896 - Listen, Michael Che, you seem like a good guy. 468 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 - I mean, I'm fine. 469 00:19:03,103 --> 00:19:05,965 - But you took something from me tonight. 470 00:19:06,068 --> 00:19:08,275 And you took something from my brother Cary. 471 00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:11,896 So...I'm gonna take something from you. 472 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,137 Yeah. I'm gonna-- 473 00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:16,206 I'm gonna take your drinks. 474 00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:18,448 I'm taking these. They're mine now. 475 00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:19,758 - Yeah. 476 00:19:19,862 --> 00:19:23,689 - ♪ 477 00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:25,758 - Thinking of killing yourself? 478 00:19:25,862 --> 00:19:27,206 - What? No. 479 00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:30,517 - If it wasn't for the hot new lady in my life, 480 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:32,517 I'd be dead in the bathroom already. 481 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:34,068 - CARY: Ew! Hot lady. 482 00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:36,689 - She doesn't want me to tell anybody...yet. 483 00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:41,275 But let's just say she's a very special woman. 484 00:19:41,379 --> 00:19:43,758 You don't know her. - I'm sure I don't, Streeter. 485 00:19:43,862 --> 00:19:45,103 - A beautiful woman, 486 00:19:45,206 --> 00:19:48,344 and she raised three beautiful children. 487 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,275 Again, you don't know her. - Okay, Streeter. 488 00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:52,413 - I hope that someday me and this beautiful woman, 489 00:19:52,517 --> 00:19:55,517 who you do not know, can take it to the next level. 490 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,827 - Please don't talk about you two having sex. 491 00:19:57,931 --> 00:19:59,724 - I'm talking about marriage, man. 492 00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:01,758 I'm talking about marriage. 493 00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:02,793 We already had sex. 494 00:20:02,896 --> 00:20:07,103 - ["Lacrimosa" plays] 495 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,275 - You wanna get out of here? - Fuck yes. 496 00:20:12,724 --> 00:20:14,103 - BROOKE: Ew, what? They're sleeping together? 497 00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:17,689 - Yep. This bitch's year of yes has gone way too far. 498 00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:19,586 - Ugh! 499 00:20:19,689 --> 00:20:21,344 Can I ask you a question? 500 00:20:21,448 --> 00:20:24,344 Is this the worst night we've ever had? 501 00:20:24,448 --> 00:20:26,517 - I mean, it was cool that Chase got to perform 502 00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,551 at the VMAs. - Yeah. 503 00:20:28,655 --> 00:20:31,448 Too bad it ruined both of our goddamn lives. 504 00:20:32,586 --> 00:20:34,275 - [glass shatters] 505 00:20:34,379 --> 00:20:36,655 - Hey, why'd you throw my beer? 506 00:20:36,758 --> 00:20:39,448 - 'Cause I'm drinking mine. 507 00:20:39,551 --> 00:20:40,965 - [sighs] 508 00:20:41,068 --> 00:20:42,482 - Oh, this is empty. 509 00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:43,862 - [glass shatters] 510 00:20:43,965 --> 00:20:46,103 - God. Can you believe I was in a movie 511 00:20:46,206 --> 00:20:48,034 for three whole hours? 512 00:20:48,137 --> 00:20:49,827 - Maybe Chase will change his mind. 513 00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:51,344 - I just think I'm done. 514 00:20:51,448 --> 00:20:54,586 I've tried everything, and nothing is working. 515 00:20:54,689 --> 00:20:56,448 - No, don't talk like that. 516 00:20:56,551 --> 00:21:00,620 - I just need to move somewhere, and do... 517 00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:03,275 whatever the male equivalent of having a baby is. 518 00:21:03,379 --> 00:21:05,724 - A web series? - Uck! 519 00:21:05,827 --> 00:21:07,482 - You know what? No. 520 00:21:07,586 --> 00:21:10,482 No, what if--what if this is good? 521 00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:12,931 Yeah, I think this will be good for us, Care. 522 00:21:13,034 --> 00:21:14,172 - You do? 523 00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:16,275 - I mean, I have to or I will literally barf. 524 00:21:16,379 --> 00:21:20,517 But, yeah, it might be nice to just get back to normal. 525 00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,586 Not have anyone famous in the family. 526 00:21:22,689 --> 00:21:24,034 - Maybe you're right. 527 00:21:24,137 --> 00:21:25,620 It's probably healthier for Chase. 528 00:21:25,724 --> 00:21:26,931 - Yeah. 529 00:21:27,034 --> 00:21:28,896 Oh, what do you think Mom's career news was? 530 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,241 - Who knows? 531 00:21:30,344 --> 00:21:33,482 - ♪ 532 00:21:40,379 --> 00:21:41,758 - FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Her husband may have froze, 533 00:21:41,862 --> 00:21:43,379 but she's just heating up. 534 00:21:43,482 --> 00:21:46,586 This fall, America's favorite mom is moving to daytime 535 00:21:46,689 --> 00:21:47,931 with "Pat!" 536 00:21:48,034 --> 00:21:52,068 My son chased his dreams, and now I'm chasing mine. 537 00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:53,448 - ANNOUNCER: "Pat!" weekdays at 4. 39563

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