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- Can I ask you a question?
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Is this the worst night
we've ever had?
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- I mean, it was cool that Chase
got to perform at the VMAs.
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- Yeah, too bad it ruined
both of our goddamn lives.
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- [glass shatters]
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- Wait, why'd you throw
my beer?
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- 'Cause I'm drinking mine.
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- ♪
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- My god, the VMAs.
This is so glamorous.
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I wish your dad was here
to see Chase's big night.
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- Yeah, I know. Me, too.
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- Oh, hi, are you performing
tonight, too?
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- Oh no, I'm just
the sound-mixer.
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- Well, don't worry, I'm sure
you'll be on the show someday.
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- Um, Mom, how are you doing
with Dad after
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all of the plane stuff?
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- Oh, well, I'm okay.
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Everyone's been very supportive.
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People keep telling me
I'm an inspiration.
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- Aw, that's good.
You are.
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- Now I'm not just
the mother of three kids,
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I'm the mother of a movement.
- Oh boy.
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- Where is Cary?
The show's already halfway over.
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- I don't know, I thought he was
getting out of work at 10.
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- ♪
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- Sorry, just trying to help.
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Peas can be so tricky.
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- Hey, guys! Guess who
we just met in the hallway?
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Kelly Clarkson!
- Oh, I love Kelly.
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You know, I lost my virginity
to "Behind These Hazel Eyes."
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- Is that long enough ago?
- Ple-say what?
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- Oh, I forgot
to give her my email.
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- Brooke, I'm glad
you're back.
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I need your help to smear some
mud all over Chase's body.
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You can get his butt.
- Ew. What?
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- Okay, fine, I'll get his butt.
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- No, I mean, why are we
smearing mud all over him?
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- Well, you know how Chase
is singing "Stink" tonight?
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- Yeah, a simple, stripped-down
version of "Stink."
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- Well, this morning, I had
a different idea.
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How 'bout instead, the whole
performance is pig-themed,
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and Chase is dressed like
a stinky, little piggy? [laughs]
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Chase likes the idea,
right?
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Don't ya, buddy?
- I guess.
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- No, this is Chase's first
live performance.
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We all agreed that he should do
something simple
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that shows off his voice.
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- Then how do we get
#pigdreams to trend?
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- We don't.
We're not doing pig stuff.
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- Eoff, okay. Geesh, alright,
give me a second.
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Excuses me, ladies, it looks
like we're not gonna
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need ya anymore.
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- GIRLS: What?
- I'm sorry.
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Or should I say "sowy"?
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[laughing]
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- God, Streeter, can you just
stick to the plan?
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We want Chase to be taken
seriously tonight.
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- I hear ya, Mama,
loud and clear.
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Let me just show you
one more idea.
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- Radio City, please.
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And I'm kind of in a hurry.
- DRIVER: You got it.
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- I used to feed my cat
generic cat food.
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I didn't think she'd notice.
- Oh no.
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- But guess what?
After she had a big meal,
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my friends should would.
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- ALL: [laughing]
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- Great party.
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- [record scratches]
- [cat meows]
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- [sighs]
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- WOMAN ON TV: I found
Nature's Great.
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- DRIVER: Not to brag, but
my client is in that commercial.
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- Skip?
- Cary!
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- Streeter, is he changed yet?
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He's on in 15 minutes.
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- Okay, Brooke, I know you
didn't want him to be a pig,
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and I gotta say, I think
I delivered. [laughs]
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Ah!
- What the hell is this?
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- You gotta see him
with the backup singers.
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All together, they're gonna
spell "Stink."
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Actually, they're gonna spell
"Tink," because there's
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only three of them.
- Streeter, no.
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Why does he need all this
bullshit all of the sudden?
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If he wears something crazy,
it's all anyone will talk about.
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- Hey, guys, just wanted
to let you know.
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Chase is up next,
right after Katie Perry.
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- Oh shit, we have to hurry.
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Oh! Wait, is she doing
music or comedy?
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- Comedy.
- Oh, okay, so we have awhile.
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- Okay, let me run one more
idea by you.
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I think you're gonna like it,
because it's way more subtle.
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- Yes, that's what we want.
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- Okay, great.
Let's go build it.
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- [horn honking]
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- What the hell are you doing
driving a cab?
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You're supposed to be my agent.
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- I am, Cary!
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Just this morning, I was
talking to JJ Abrams about you.
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- You were?
- Yes.
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I was taking him
to the airport.
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I couldn't shut up
about you.
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- Oh my God.
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Listen, Skip, do you know
where I'm headed right now?
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The VMAs.
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- You're performing in the VMAs?
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Wow, I guess I'm a better agent
than I thought I was.
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- No, Skip, I'm not
performing at the VMAs.
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My brother is.
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And in the same time
it took him to book that,
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I've had one
fart commercial air.
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And I'm doing, like, a weird,
straight voice in it.
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I just--
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I can't have you represent me
anymore, alright?
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You're fired.
Goodbye.
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It's actually
a couple more blocks.
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- You said this was gonna be
more subtle!
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- I did, and it is!
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- He is wearing a literal
birdcage full of birds.
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- But not real birds.
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- Oh my God.
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How am I an assistant,
and you're a manager?
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I should be a manager.
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- I think there is a real bird
in here.
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- Chase, what do you
wanna wear?
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You wanna wear one of
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those new ideas,
or what we picked out last week?
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- I guess what we picked out
last week.
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But can I wear my own shoes?
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- Sure. You can wear
whatever shoes you want.
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- This is a bad idea.
I've been thinking about this.
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And let me tell--
- Ah, ah, ah!
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Streeter! Streeter!
- Let me just tell you!
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- Streeter!
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Wouldn't a good manager listen
to what his client wants?
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Just let him go out there
and sing.
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He's a singer.
- Okay.
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Whatever you want, girl boss.
- Don't call me that.
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- [phone vibrating]
- Okay, Cary's almost here.
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Can you just go out
and let him in?
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- Sure thing. Actually, I do
need to speak to him,
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because I have some news...
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that will change his--[sneezes]
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Excuse me. Pbbt.
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I have some news that will--
- Go!
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- Alright, alright!
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- [crowds cheering]
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- Cary, welcome to the VMA.
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I think your cab driver
cuts my hair.
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- Yeah, no, I'm sure
he does. Sorry, I'm late.
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I got stuck at work.
- Oh, don't worry about it.
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Hey, before we go in,
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I've got something
that's gonna cheer you up.
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You know how your brother
is a big, huge singer?
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- Um, yes.
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- Well, apparently,
he's such a huge singer
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that he gets to be
an actor now, too. [laughs]
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Netflix wants him
to do a movie.
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He doesn't even have to audition
or anything.
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[laughs] Yeah!
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- How is that supposed
to make me feel better?
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- Oh God.
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Aren't gay people
supposed to be smarter?
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Isn't that the trade off?
Cary, you get to be in it, too.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah. [laughs]
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Apparently, they're doing
a "Freaky Friday" remake,
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but with brothers.
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They were gonna call it
"Bro Swap,"
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but there was a gay porn
called that.
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Then they were gonna call it
"My Brother's Inside Of Me,"
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but then there were a thousand
gay porns called that.
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So now it's just "The Untitled
Brothers Switching Bodies
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But Not in a Sex Way Project."
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- Oh my God, this is--
this is crazy.
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I didn't even know Chase
wanted to act.
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- Well, neither does he,
so don't tell him.
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Because I want it
to be a surprise!
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- This is, like,
the best news ever.
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Thank you, Streeter.
- Yes. [laughs]
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I'm getting a hug
and everything.
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Alright, let's go inside, 'cause
Chase is about to go soon.
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- Cary! Tell Chase hi!
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And Brooke and Pat.
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- I will.
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God, they really do know
all of our names.
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- I know. But they didn't
say my name.
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- Hey, guys, 60 seconds
back from commercial.
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- Look at him out there.
He's so handsome.
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- I know, I don't know
what Streeter was thinking.
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- Brooke. Brooke, hey.
- Cary!
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- Oh my God, this is so cool.
- Oh my God, I thought you were
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gonna miss it.
- I know, but listen.
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You're not gonna believe this.
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I'm gonna be in a movie.
- What? You are?
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- Yeah. With Chase.
- Whoa.
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You wanna do that?
- Yeah, it's like a big part
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in a real movie.
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Anna Kendrick plays our mom.
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Debra Messing
plays our grandma.
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- Oh, Debra.
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- I know I wouldn't have
gotten it without Chase,
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but so what? I think I could be
really good in it.
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- Cary, that is so good.
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Oh, my little baby
road the wave.
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- Fifteen seconds.
- Oh hell, yeah, Chase!
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Hell, yeah!
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- Lance?
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What are you doing here?
- Good, Brooke.
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Chase wanted to wear
my shoes tonight.
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Didn't he tell you?
- BROOKE: Whoa. Damn, Daniel.
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- WOMAN:
Okay, guys, five seconds.
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Four, three, two...
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- [crowd cheering]
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- WOMAN: And now, performing
live for the first-time ever,
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give it up for ChaseDreams.
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- [crowd cheering]
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- ♪
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♪ Ooooh
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♪
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♪ Ooooh
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♪
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- [cheering continues]
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- ♪ Oooh
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♪
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♪ Oooh
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♪
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♪ Ooooh
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♪
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♪ Patty cake, patty cake,
baker's man ♪
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♪
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♪ Bake me a party
as dope as you can ♪
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♪
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♪ Been a lot of places,
partied in Miami ♪.
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♪ Argentina and Ibiza, too
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♪ Never leave the dance floor
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♪ Always find me sweating
until the morning ♪
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♪ With my whole Dream crew
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♪ We dance all day,
dance all night ♪
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♪ Dance until we don't
smell right, right, right ♪
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♪ Dance until we stink
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♪ Ain't a party 'til you reek
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♪ So dance until you stink
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♪ Make your jeans smell
for a week ♪
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♪ Dance until
you stink, stink ♪
245
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♪ No, you do drink,
just dance until you stink ♪
246
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♪ Stink stink
247
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♪ Even though walls
should stink ♪
248
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♪ Never take a shower
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- Oh my God, that was
so rough.
250
00:09:31,931 --> 00:09:34,310
- I just realized I've never
heard him sing live before.
251
00:09:34,413 --> 00:09:35,448
- Who let him do this?
252
00:09:35,551 --> 00:09:36,793
He was not ready
to do this.
253
00:09:36,896 --> 00:09:38,655
- What is Twitter saying?
- Um, that we're fucked.
254
00:09:38,758 --> 00:09:40,034
Every tweet is bad.
255
00:09:40,137 --> 00:09:42,620
The Burger King account is,
like, ripping him apart.
256
00:09:42,724 --> 00:09:44,103
- My son is a good singer,
okay?
257
00:09:44,206 --> 00:09:46,275
He just don't have
an ear for music. So what?
258
00:09:46,379 --> 00:09:47,620
- I'm gonna go check on him.
259
00:09:47,724 --> 00:09:49,344
- I'm gonna go yell at that
sound mixer lady.
260
00:09:49,448 --> 00:09:51,793
This is her fault. If she wasn't
trying so hard to get
261
00:09:51,896 --> 00:09:53,827
on the show, maybe she would
have done her damn job.
262
00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:56,275
Lance, let's go.
- Why am I a part of this?
263
00:09:56,379 --> 00:09:58,827
- I don't get it. Why is nobody
making fun of Iggy Azalea?
264
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Her voice sucked, too,
you just couldn't tell
265
00:10:00,448 --> 00:10:02,862
'cause she was singing from
the inside of a giant butt.
266
00:10:04,379 --> 00:10:07,344
Oh wait. Is that why you wanted
Chase to dress like a pig?
267
00:10:07,448 --> 00:10:09,206
- Bingo, Mama.
268
00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:12,137
You see, for some singers, it's
all about smoke and mirrors.
269
00:10:12,241 --> 00:10:15,000
I love Chase, but he needs
a lot of smoke
270
00:10:15,103 --> 00:10:17,034
and a lot of mirrors.
271
00:10:17,137 --> 00:10:19,724
- Oh my God, I am so sorry
I didn't trust you.
272
00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:22,551
I just was so mad that you
weren't listening to him.
273
00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:23,862
- Well, that's what
good managers do.
274
00:10:23,965 --> 00:10:25,344
They don't listen
to their clients.
275
00:10:25,448 --> 00:10:28,413
- Well, let me be the first to
say you're an excellent manager.
276
00:10:28,517 --> 00:10:29,827
- Oh, thank you.
277
00:10:29,931 --> 00:10:32,310
I actually think you'd make
a pretty good one yourself.
278
00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:34,310
- You do?
- Yeah.
279
00:10:34,413 --> 00:10:36,172
- Even after tonight?
280
00:10:36,275 --> 00:10:37,620
Why?
- Well, earlier tonight,
281
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,655
you screamed,
"I should be a manager,"
282
00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:42,310
even though you have absolutely
no managerial training
283
00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:43,689
or experience.
284
00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:48,103
And that is how every great
manager gets their start.
285
00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:49,862
- Are you saying what I think
you're saying?
286
00:10:49,965 --> 00:10:51,827
- Well, you clearly
care about Chase.
287
00:10:51,931 --> 00:10:55,206
And I could use a little bit
more help with the Dream team.
288
00:10:55,310 --> 00:10:57,482
Especially now.
289
00:10:57,586 --> 00:11:01,000
So...you in?
290
00:11:01,103 --> 00:11:04,482
- What? Like, be a manager?
- [laughs]
291
00:11:04,586 --> 00:11:06,827
- Yes, oh my god, yes!
Thank you!
292
00:11:06,931 --> 00:11:08,793
Streeter, thank you!
I mean, I promise,
293
00:11:08,896 --> 00:11:10,689
I'll make up for tonight.
- Great!
294
00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:12,206
Hey, should I make us
Dream Team jackets?
295
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:13,482
- No.
296
00:11:13,586 --> 00:11:17,724
- [crowd yelling]
297
00:11:22,586 --> 00:11:24,482
- GIRL: You're my favorite!
298
00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:26,241
You're my favorite!
299
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,620
- CARY: Hey, buddy, I've been
looking everywhere for you.
300
00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:41,275
- CHASE: Hey, Cary.
- Jesus Christ!
301
00:11:41,379 --> 00:11:44,137
Uh! What is this mask?
302
00:11:44,241 --> 00:11:46,379
- I have to wear it whenever
I'm outside now.
303
00:11:46,482 --> 00:11:49,551
Streeter says if I don't,
the fans will try to fuck me.
304
00:11:49,655 --> 00:11:51,586
- Oh my God.
305
00:11:51,689 --> 00:11:55,655
Well, I just, um--I just
came over to say...
306
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,689
great job on your song.
307
00:11:57,793 --> 00:11:59,034
- Yeah, right.
308
00:12:00,793 --> 00:12:02,551
Is everyone mad at me?
309
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,206
- Mad at you?
310
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:08,655
No. No, we're all
so impressed by you.
311
00:12:08,758 --> 00:12:11,206
- Really?
- Yes.
312
00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:16,758
Like, every day, I never could
have handled
313
00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:19,206
being this famous when I was 14.
314
00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:22,517
And trust me,
I--I really wanted to.
315
00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:24,310
Like, really wanted to be.
316
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:29,344
- I'm just not having
any fun.
317
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:30,379
- What?
318
00:12:32,241 --> 00:12:34,379
Your life is so fun.
319
00:12:34,482 --> 00:12:36,655
- I guess.
320
00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:41,379
- Well...you can always
talk to me and Brooke
321
00:12:41,482 --> 00:12:45,758
about anything, and we will
always listen to you, okay?
322
00:12:45,862 --> 00:12:49,000
Besides, I know for a fact
you got some...
323
00:12:49,103 --> 00:12:51,827
pretty fun stuff coming up.
324
00:12:51,931 --> 00:12:53,620
Let's just say, you might get
to work
325
00:12:53,724 --> 00:12:56,448
with your favorite actor.
- Logan Paul?
326
00:12:56,551 --> 00:12:59,206
- No, no, actor.
- Jake Paul.
327
00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:03,206
- No. No act--you know what?
Never mind.
328
00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:05,689
- [crowd cheering]
329
00:13:05,793 --> 00:13:07,344
- The Dreams!
Hi, Brooke!
330
00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:08,931
- Hi! Thank you!
331
00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:11,206
- Lance! Hi, Lance!
- What up, bro?
332
00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:14,206
- [crowds screaming]
333
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:15,620
- STREETER: "We love you,
Streeter!"
334
00:13:15,724 --> 00:13:17,965
Oh, I love you, too.
335
00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:20,862
Streeter! Streeter! Streeter!
336
00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:24,137
- CROWD: [chanting]
Streeter! Streeter!
337
00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:28,793
- LANCE: Manager?
Damn, B, you're a badass.
338
00:13:28,896 --> 00:13:31,068
- Your shoes were on TV.
So are you.
339
00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:35,068
We're just two badasses...
in the city.
340
00:13:35,172 --> 00:13:36,586
- [laughs] Yeah.
341
00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:38,862
- Hey, um...
342
00:13:38,965 --> 00:13:42,689
I know things got kind of
bad between us.
343
00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:45,896
I think we just needed
time apart to...
344
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,931
chase dreams.
- [chuckles]
345
00:13:49,034 --> 00:13:53,241
- But being away from you--
[clears throat]--
346
00:13:53,344 --> 00:13:55,482
God, I wish it was snowing
right now.
347
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:58,758
Um, it's made me realize how
much I wanna be with you.
348
00:14:00,896 --> 00:14:03,758
I'm ready...
349
00:14:03,862 --> 00:14:05,000
to come home.
350
00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:09,931
- Cook Brooke...
- What?
351
00:14:11,655 --> 00:14:13,827
- I don't think
we should do this.
352
00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:16,000
- Oh. No, I'm sorry.
353
00:14:16,103 --> 00:14:18,172
I'm ready to be together now,
so we are.
354
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,724
- I just feel like
I've been doing
355
00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:23,379
pretty well on my own lately.
356
00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:24,862
- [chuckles]
357
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,137
Why'd you let me say all that
gross shit about coming home?
358
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,172
- Sorry, Brooke.
I'm sorry, I--
359
00:14:32,448 --> 00:14:34,344
Brooke, I love you,
but I just can't.
360
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:51,655
- [glass clinking]
- [laughs]
361
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,862
I wanna make a toast
to Chase,
362
00:14:53,965 --> 00:14:57,586
and his big VMA performance,
no matter what Burger King says.
363
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:58,965
- Yeah.
- Where is Chase?
364
00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:01,793
- Oh, he's over there talking
to Michael Che.
365
00:15:01,896 --> 00:15:03,448
The grind never stops.
366
00:15:03,551 --> 00:15:06,000
- But Chase isn't the only one
I'm proud of.
367
00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:10,586
To my Carebear, who's gonna be
in a big, fancy Hollywood movie
368
00:15:10,689 --> 00:15:13,655
with Chase called
"Debra's Missing."
369
00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:15,862
- No, it's not called
"Debra's Missing."
370
00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:18,310
It stars Debra Messing,
but thank you.
371
00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:21,379
- And, Brookie,
little Miss Manager.
372
00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:24,275
To think that six months ago,
I would cry myself to sleep
373
00:15:24,379 --> 00:15:26,068
so worried about you.
374
00:15:26,172 --> 00:15:28,482
But look at you now.
- Thanks, Mom.
375
00:15:28,586 --> 00:15:31,310
Always great at toasts.
- Pat, why don't you tell them
376
00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:34,103
your big career news?
- Oh, no, no, no.
377
00:15:34,206 --> 00:15:34,931
It's nothing.
378
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,275
Tonight is about my kids.
379
00:15:36,379 --> 00:15:37,448
Oh, wait, where's Lance?
380
00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:39,620
I wanted to toast his shoes.
381
00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:42,551
- Oh, um...he couldn't make it.
382
00:15:42,655 --> 00:15:44,724
- Aw!
That's too bad.
383
00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:47,034
- Is everything okay?
- What?
384
00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:49,275
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm fine.
385
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,758
- Can I get a card
for the table?
386
00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:54,586
- Oh, you can just put it under
Billy Eichner.
387
00:15:54,689 --> 00:15:56,206
- Of course.
- Actually, no.
388
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:59,827
I'm a proud,
single businesswoman.
389
00:15:59,931 --> 00:16:01,896
You can put it under
Brooke Dubek.
390
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,206
- Of course.
- Actually, no.
391
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,827
- Guys, it's really busy
tonight.
392
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,344
- I love this family.
393
00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:10,689
And I hope to always
be a part of it.
394
00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:13,724
So take this and put it
on my card.
395
00:16:13,827 --> 00:16:15,758
- Of course, Mr. Peters.
396
00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:17,482
- Wait.
397
00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:20,413
Your name is Streeter Peters?
398
00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:21,620
- Yes.
399
00:16:21,724 --> 00:16:24,379
- BOTH: [laughing]
400
00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:25,310
- CHASE: Hey, guys.
401
00:16:25,413 --> 00:16:27,068
- Chase!
- Chase!
402
00:16:27,172 --> 00:16:29,137
- Hey, buddy.
What's going on?
403
00:16:29,241 --> 00:16:31,517
- I'm glad you're all here,
because I've been thinking.
404
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:33,448
And I have a big announcement.
405
00:16:33,551 --> 00:16:35,896
All this singing stuff has been
really cool.
406
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,413
But this fall,
I'm gonna go...
407
00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:41,758
to college.
408
00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:43,275
- What?
409
00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:44,448
- College?
410
00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:48,965
- ["Lacrimosa" from Mozart's
"Requiem" plays]
411
00:16:49,068 --> 00:16:54,965
♪
412
00:17:01,448 --> 00:17:03,827
- Streeter!
413
00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:06,413
- I am--oh god, I'm so sorry.
[laughs]
414
00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:09,379
I thought he said
he was gonna go to college.
415
00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:10,655
- I did!
- Ah!
416
00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:11,965
- I was talking to Michael Che
417
00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:13,172
about what's next
for my career.
418
00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:15,103
And he said maybe I should
go to college.
419
00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:17,344
So, I think I'm gonna go.
420
00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:20,965
- Okay, so you're just
not gonna be a singer anymore?
421
00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:23,620
- I guess not,
because I'd be in college.
422
00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:25,482
- STREETER: [groans]
- I think that's great, honey.
423
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,103
- Yeah, yeah, so do I.
I think it's great.
424
00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:30,724
I think it's great, but, um,
you know, act--
425
00:17:30,827 --> 00:17:31,793
Here's an idea.
426
00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:33,517
How 'bout we sleep on it?
427
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,620
And if you still wanna go
tomorrow, we can apply then.
428
00:17:35,724 --> 00:17:38,482
- Oh, I don't need to apply.
I already got into NYU.
429
00:17:38,586 --> 00:17:39,586
- [clears throat]
What?
430
00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:41,379
- Oh, Cary, like you almost.
431
00:17:41,482 --> 00:17:44,275
- Yeah, I tweeted at them,
and they said I could come.
432
00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:46,241
- Oooh.
433
00:17:46,344 --> 00:17:47,517
Well, uh...
434
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,206
what about all the cool stuff
you have coming up?
435
00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:51,586
Streeter, he got you a movie.
436
00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:52,965
- I don't wanna do a movie.
437
00:17:53,068 --> 00:17:55,517
I wanna go to college.
438
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,862
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
439
00:17:57,965 --> 00:18:01,206
Yeah, no, no, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
440
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,724
Yas! Yas! Yas, queen, yeah!
441
00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:04,896
- Yeah, that's great.
442
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,206
You know, it's so great.
443
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:08,137
I'm gonna go
thank Michael myself.
444
00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:11,965
- [indistinct chatter]
445
00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:13,000
- Excuse me, hi.
446
00:18:13,103 --> 00:18:14,517
Mr. Che?
- Hey.
447
00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:16,241
- Did you just, um,
tell my brother Chase
448
00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:17,862
that he should go to college?
- Yeah.
449
00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:20,275
I thought that'd probably be
the best thing for him to do.
450
00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:23,827
- Yeah, well, as his sister,
I just wanted to say, I agree,
451
00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:25,965
because I think education
is important.
452
00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:27,655
- Well, that's great.
- But as his manager,
453
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:30,827
I just wanna say you're
a real piece of shit.
454
00:18:30,931 --> 00:18:33,206
- Whoa, where did that
come from? Why?
455
00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:34,379
- Why?
456
00:18:34,482 --> 00:18:36,068
Because I have finally
figured out what it is
457
00:18:36,172 --> 00:18:38,206
that I wanna do with my life,
and what I'm good at.
458
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:41,000
And you come along,
and you fucked me.
459
00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,241
I mean, not like that.
460
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,068
I mean, unless--
- No, definitely not.
461
00:18:45,172 --> 00:18:47,034
- It's just, of course, I want
him to go college
462
00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:49,413
if that's what he wants to do.
463
00:18:49,517 --> 00:18:53,517
But...what about me?
Like what am I supposed to do?
464
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:55,379
- I mean, you can
go to college, too.
465
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,517
- Jesus, what?
Do you work for college?
466
00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:58,758
- Alright.
467
00:18:58,862 --> 00:19:00,896
- Listen, Michael Che,
you seem like a good guy.
468
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
- I mean, I'm fine.
469
00:19:03,103 --> 00:19:05,965
- But you took something
from me tonight.
470
00:19:06,068 --> 00:19:08,275
And you took something
from my brother Cary.
471
00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:11,896
So...I'm gonna take something
from you.
472
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,137
Yeah. I'm gonna--
473
00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:16,206
I'm gonna take your drinks.
474
00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:18,448
I'm taking these.
They're mine now.
475
00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:19,758
- Yeah.
476
00:19:19,862 --> 00:19:23,689
- ♪
477
00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:25,758
- Thinking of killing yourself?
478
00:19:25,862 --> 00:19:27,206
- What? No.
479
00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:30,517
- If it wasn't for
the hot new lady in my life,
480
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:32,517
I'd be dead in the bathroom
already.
481
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:34,068
- CARY: Ew! Hot lady.
482
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:36,689
- She doesn't want me
to tell anybody...yet.
483
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:41,275
But let's just say
she's a very special woman.
484
00:19:41,379 --> 00:19:43,758
You don't know her.
- I'm sure I don't, Streeter.
485
00:19:43,862 --> 00:19:45,103
- A beautiful woman,
486
00:19:45,206 --> 00:19:48,344
and she raised
three beautiful children.
487
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,275
Again, you don't know her.
- Okay, Streeter.
488
00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:52,413
- I hope that someday me and
this beautiful woman,
489
00:19:52,517 --> 00:19:55,517
who you do not know, can take it
to the next level.
490
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,827
- Please don't talk about
you two having sex.
491
00:19:57,931 --> 00:19:59,724
- I'm talking about marriage,
man.
492
00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:01,758
I'm talking about marriage.
493
00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:02,793
We already had sex.
494
00:20:02,896 --> 00:20:07,103
- ["Lacrimosa" plays]
495
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,275
- You wanna get out of here?
- Fuck yes.
496
00:20:12,724 --> 00:20:14,103
- BROOKE: Ew, what?
They're sleeping together?
497
00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:17,689
- Yep. This bitch's year of yes
has gone way too far.
498
00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:19,586
- Ugh!
499
00:20:19,689 --> 00:20:21,344
Can I ask you a question?
500
00:20:21,448 --> 00:20:24,344
Is this the worst night
we've ever had?
501
00:20:24,448 --> 00:20:26,517
- I mean, it was cool
that Chase got to perform
502
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,551
at the VMAs.
- Yeah.
503
00:20:28,655 --> 00:20:31,448
Too bad it ruined
both of our goddamn lives.
504
00:20:32,586 --> 00:20:34,275
- [glass shatters]
505
00:20:34,379 --> 00:20:36,655
- Hey, why'd you throw
my beer?
506
00:20:36,758 --> 00:20:39,448
- 'Cause I'm drinking mine.
507
00:20:39,551 --> 00:20:40,965
- [sighs]
508
00:20:41,068 --> 00:20:42,482
- Oh, this is empty.
509
00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:43,862
- [glass shatters]
510
00:20:43,965 --> 00:20:46,103
- God. Can you believe
I was in a movie
511
00:20:46,206 --> 00:20:48,034
for three whole hours?
512
00:20:48,137 --> 00:20:49,827
- Maybe Chase
will change his mind.
513
00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:51,344
- I just think I'm done.
514
00:20:51,448 --> 00:20:54,586
I've tried everything,
and nothing is working.
515
00:20:54,689 --> 00:20:56,448
- No, don't talk like that.
516
00:20:56,551 --> 00:21:00,620
- I just need to move somewhere,
and do...
517
00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:03,275
whatever the male equivalent of
having a baby is.
518
00:21:03,379 --> 00:21:05,724
- A web series?
- Uck!
519
00:21:05,827 --> 00:21:07,482
- You know what? No.
520
00:21:07,586 --> 00:21:10,482
No, what if--what if
this is good?
521
00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:12,931
Yeah, I think this will be
good for us, Care.
522
00:21:13,034 --> 00:21:14,172
- You do?
523
00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:16,275
- I mean, I have to
or I will literally barf.
524
00:21:16,379 --> 00:21:20,517
But, yeah, it might be nice
to just get back to normal.
525
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,586
Not have anyone famous
in the family.
526
00:21:22,689 --> 00:21:24,034
- Maybe you're right.
527
00:21:24,137 --> 00:21:25,620
It's probably healthier
for Chase.
528
00:21:25,724 --> 00:21:26,931
- Yeah.
529
00:21:27,034 --> 00:21:28,896
Oh, what do you think
Mom's career news was?
530
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,241
- Who knows?
531
00:21:30,344 --> 00:21:33,482
- ♪
532
00:21:40,379 --> 00:21:41,758
- FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Her husband
may have froze,
533
00:21:41,862 --> 00:21:43,379
but she's just heating up.
534
00:21:43,482 --> 00:21:46,586
This fall, America's favorite
mom is moving to daytime
535
00:21:46,689 --> 00:21:47,931
with "Pat!"
536
00:21:48,034 --> 00:21:52,068
My son chased his dreams,
and now I'm chasing mine.
537
00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:53,448
- ANNOUNCER: "Pat!"
weekdays at 4.
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