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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:07,800 (GATE CREAKlNG) 2 00:00:24,919 --> 00:00:27,419 (SCREECHlNG) 3 00:00:41,903 --> 00:00:44,403 (DOG HOWLlNG) 4 00:01:06,294 --> 00:01:08,794 (SCREECHlNG) 5 00:01:09,764 --> 00:01:12,264 (lNDlSTlNCT WHlSPERlNG) 6 00:01:18,773 --> 00:01:20,207 (CACKLlNG) 7 00:01:20,208 --> 00:01:22,708 (CRYPTKEEPER SPEAKlNG) 8 00:01:26,180 --> 00:01:32,585 CRYPT KEEPER: Hey, cats, I call this one Painted into a Coroner Blues. 9 00:01:33,788 --> 00:01:37,986 "When I think of you, my heart goes flopsy 10 00:01:38,059 --> 00:01:42,519 "As I contemplate your sweet autopsy 11 00:01:43,264 --> 00:01:45,399 "Your skin is green and blue 12 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:49,894 "Whatever would I do without my fine cadaver 13 00:01:50,671 --> 00:01:53,971 "The love in which I know I'll fall 14 00:01:54,008 --> 00:01:58,502 "Starts with the unkindest cut of all." 15 00:01:59,414 --> 00:02:01,548 Thank you, thank you. 16 00:02:01,549 --> 00:02:04,985 They don't call me the creative writing corpse for nothing. 17 00:02:04,986 --> 00:02:06,386 Thank you. 18 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:12,526 My next poem is a little ex-stair-imental number I've been working on. 19 00:02:12,527 --> 00:02:14,261 I hope you like it. 20 00:02:14,262 --> 00:02:17,931 It's about a real ghoul dude named Clyde, 21 00:02:17,932 --> 00:02:21,435 who's about to try a little die-ku of his own 22 00:02:21,436 --> 00:02:26,840 in a vile verse I call "Staired in Horror." 23 00:02:27,542 --> 00:02:30,042 (CACKLlNG) 24 00:02:31,712 --> 00:02:35,715 OFFlCER: He's got to be around here somewhere. 25 00:02:35,716 --> 00:02:40,287 SHERlFF: We know you're out there, Clyde. We're gonna get you. 26 00:02:40,288 --> 00:02:41,388 (DOGS BARKlNG) 27 00:02:41,389 --> 00:02:43,156 OFFlCER: I think he's gone this way. Come on. 28 00:02:43,157 --> 00:02:45,657 SHERlFF: Wait a minute. 29 00:02:47,228 --> 00:02:50,063 SHERlFF: You hear me? You got that, Boudreau! 30 00:02:50,064 --> 00:02:52,032 OFFlCER: Watch yourself. SHERlFF: Come on, boys. 31 00:02:52,033 --> 00:02:55,168 OFFlCER: Let's go. Shine that light over there. 32 00:02:55,169 --> 00:02:56,570 (OFFlCERS CHATTERlNG) 33 00:02:56,571 --> 00:02:59,071 You boys, come with me. 34 00:03:00,508 --> 00:03:03,008 Come on. 35 00:03:05,079 --> 00:03:08,359 He's gotta be around here somewhere. 36 00:03:42,283 --> 00:03:44,783 Careful now. 37 00:03:47,755 --> 00:03:50,255 SHERlFF: Come on. 38 00:03:59,233 --> 00:04:01,733 (PANTlNG) 39 00:04:20,087 --> 00:04:22,587 (GROANlNG) 40 00:04:52,019 --> 00:04:54,519 (COUGHlNG) 41 00:05:15,242 --> 00:05:18,102 -Anybody home? -OLD WOMAN: Yes? 42 00:05:20,781 --> 00:05:24,284 Lady, I'm hurt real bad. You think you could help me out? 43 00:05:24,285 --> 00:05:26,785 Oh, you poor thing. 44 00:05:27,321 --> 00:05:31,883 I wish I could let you in, but I'm all alone. 45 00:05:35,129 --> 00:05:36,796 That's all right, I understand. 46 00:05:36,797 --> 00:05:41,001 I wouldn't want my own mother opening the door in the middle of the night. 47 00:05:41,002 --> 00:05:45,472 That's all right. I understand. I just, I just... 48 00:05:45,506 --> 00:05:48,006 Young man? Mercy! 49 00:05:49,276 --> 00:05:51,776 (GROANlNG) 50 00:05:52,947 --> 00:05:55,447 -Young man? -Lady, l... 51 00:05:59,487 --> 00:06:02,115 -Well, look at you. -Damn! 52 00:06:03,124 --> 00:06:05,624 (DOG BARKlNG) 53 00:06:10,865 --> 00:06:14,134 You're an angel, lady. You're a saint. 54 00:06:14,135 --> 00:06:16,069 You gotta help me. 55 00:06:16,070 --> 00:06:19,372 -What is it, son? -They're after me. They're gonna hurt me. 56 00:06:19,373 --> 00:06:21,908 There was this little girl, but her daddy don't understand. 57 00:06:21,909 --> 00:06:24,511 And now they've dogs. They're gonna tear my ass up. 58 00:06:24,512 --> 00:06:27,614 Well, why don't you tell the Sheriff? I'm sure that he'd help you. 59 00:06:27,615 --> 00:06:31,618 That's the problem. It's the Sheriff's daughter. 60 00:06:31,619 --> 00:06:33,586 Is that all? 61 00:06:33,587 --> 00:06:36,097 As if romance were a crime. 62 00:06:36,123 --> 00:06:38,658 Oh, sha, my little baby, she's so pretty. 63 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:41,361 But her daddy, he thinks I'm baseborn, you know, no good. 64 00:06:41,362 --> 00:06:43,830 He says she's too young for me, but I don't mind. 65 00:06:43,831 --> 00:06:45,265 (GlGGLES) 66 00:06:45,266 --> 00:06:47,367 I'd think a nice-looking young man like yourself 67 00:06:47,368 --> 00:06:50,778 would be hanged 30 times over by now. 68 00:06:51,105 --> 00:06:52,238 (BANGlNG ON DOOR) 69 00:06:52,239 --> 00:06:55,075 SHERlFF: Hey, this is the law. You open up in there now. 70 00:06:55,076 --> 00:06:57,043 Don't worry. 71 00:06:57,044 --> 00:06:58,712 I'll protect you. 72 00:06:58,713 --> 00:07:02,849 Hey, you in the house, this is the law. You open up, hear me? 73 00:07:02,850 --> 00:07:06,390 I'll just tell them you're my husband. 74 00:07:06,787 --> 00:07:09,987 How about just not letting them in? 75 00:07:11,992 --> 00:07:14,127 -All right. -Check around back there, Harvey. 76 00:07:14,128 --> 00:07:17,430 He tries getting away, you shoot him. You hear me? 77 00:07:17,431 --> 00:07:21,697 -Yes? -Hello, ma'am. 78 00:07:21,936 --> 00:07:24,270 We're chasing a young man down around here. 79 00:07:24,271 --> 00:07:25,939 He's about 6'2". 80 00:07:25,940 --> 00:07:29,576 Got tattoo of a die on his neck, right about here. 81 00:07:29,577 --> 00:07:32,178 -Have you seen him? -Tattoo of what? 82 00:07:32,179 --> 00:07:35,882 He's got a tattoo of a die, you know, seven come eleven. 83 00:07:35,883 --> 00:07:39,252 -Have you seen the guy? -No, I don't think so. Why? 84 00:07:39,253 --> 00:07:43,323 He's a killer, ma'am, preys on old people like yourself. 85 00:07:43,324 --> 00:07:47,994 Earlier today, he beat up and robbed old Chappie Hardy down at the Circle K. 86 00:07:47,995 --> 00:07:52,045 -A little while ago Chappie died. -Oh, dear. 87 00:07:52,466 --> 00:07:54,901 His name's Clyde Boudreau. 88 00:07:54,902 --> 00:07:58,538 Now, he talks a good line and he looks almost normal, 89 00:07:58,539 --> 00:08:02,108 but the simple fact is, he's a monster. 90 00:08:02,109 --> 00:08:04,511 Well, I assure you, Sheriff, 91 00:08:04,512 --> 00:08:09,172 I have not seen anybody that fits that description. 92 00:08:11,418 --> 00:08:13,386 Okay, well, you lock it up tight. 93 00:08:13,387 --> 00:08:15,455 Don't open it up to nobody now, you hear me? 94 00:08:15,456 --> 00:08:17,956 Yes, sir. 95 00:08:28,435 --> 00:08:33,675 Wouldn't want them arresting the wrong man now, would we? 96 00:08:34,942 --> 00:08:37,577 Let's have a look at your forehead. 97 00:08:37,578 --> 00:08:42,208 It's nice to see another forehead other than mine. 98 00:08:44,318 --> 00:08:49,622 I always say it takes a brave man to fight for something he loves. 99 00:08:49,623 --> 00:08:52,123 Brave or crazy. 100 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:54,627 My late husband, Harlan Charbonnet... 101 00:08:54,628 --> 00:08:58,932 Lady, do I look like someone who gives a goddamn about your dead husband? 102 00:08:58,933 --> 00:09:03,069 I don't think so. Now, where's your car keys? 103 00:09:03,070 --> 00:09:04,237 My what, dear? 104 00:09:04,238 --> 00:09:08,408 The keys to your car. You got a car, don't you? Your car! 105 00:09:08,409 --> 00:09:12,946 Oh, those things. I never put much stock in them. 106 00:09:12,947 --> 00:09:15,882 I always say that if the good Lord had meant us to fly, 107 00:09:15,883 --> 00:09:17,917 -he'd have given us wings. -Where's your phone? 108 00:09:17,918 --> 00:09:19,285 -What? -Your phone. 109 00:09:19,286 --> 00:09:23,022 Goddamn. No phone, no car, how come you ain't dead, lady? 110 00:09:23,023 --> 00:09:27,460 Well, the nice young man Tommy from Breaux Bridge looks after me. 111 00:09:27,461 --> 00:09:29,961 He does? He comes here? 112 00:09:30,364 --> 00:09:32,799 -Who? -Tommy. 113 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,530 Tommy? He passed on ages ago. 114 00:09:36,136 --> 00:09:37,837 Crazy old poodoo. 115 00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:41,908 Heavens, where are my manners? Would you like a drink? 116 00:09:41,909 --> 00:09:44,409 A brandy, perhaps. 117 00:09:44,478 --> 00:09:49,279 That does sound nice. I think I'll join you. 118 00:09:50,985 --> 00:09:52,785 I know a lady shouldn't, 119 00:09:52,786 --> 00:09:59,006 but for some reason, you've made me feel young and reckless tonight. 120 00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:01,960 I make you feel... 121 00:10:03,130 --> 00:10:05,630 You're disgusting. 122 00:10:06,734 --> 00:10:09,664 I'm gonna do you a favor, lady. 123 00:10:10,204 --> 00:10:13,274 Now, put that down, please, Clyde. 124 00:10:14,608 --> 00:10:18,811 I know you're desperate. I know you're not really a killer, 125 00:10:18,812 --> 00:10:23,383 despite what happened to that poor Mr. Harley down by the Circle K. 126 00:10:23,384 --> 00:10:28,254 Now, I don't think I have to point out, I wasn't born yesterday. 127 00:10:28,255 --> 00:10:30,755 It's dark and you're lost. 128 00:10:32,626 --> 00:10:34,127 And if you leave right now, 129 00:10:34,128 --> 00:10:38,464 you might bump into your good friend the Sheriff. 130 00:10:38,465 --> 00:10:40,965 Am I right so far, dear? 131 00:10:41,335 --> 00:10:42,435 I usually am. 132 00:10:42,436 --> 00:10:44,936 (GLASS BREAKlNG) 133 00:10:45,239 --> 00:10:51,929 There's nothing to be done about it. You'll just have to stay the night. 134 00:10:52,846 --> 00:10:56,516 Now, you won't do something rash now, will you? 135 00:10:56,517 --> 00:11:02,388 You need me fit and healthy to show you the way out in the morning. 136 00:11:02,389 --> 00:11:06,189 You know, Clyde, everybody gets old. 137 00:11:07,995 --> 00:11:11,295 -It's just the way it is. -Not me. 138 00:11:11,465 --> 00:11:17,755 I'd put a bullet in my brain before I get old and useless like you. 139 00:11:20,507 --> 00:11:24,477 All right, dear. Now, call me old-fashioned, 140 00:11:25,112 --> 00:11:29,849 but I'd appreciate it if you just stayed downstairs. 141 00:11:29,850 --> 00:11:36,070 Young buck like you, I wouldn't want your visit to be misunderstood. 142 00:11:36,323 --> 00:11:38,823 Goodnight. 143 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,590 This is worse than Morgan City. 144 00:12:10,557 --> 00:12:13,057 (LAUGHS) 145 00:12:16,430 --> 00:12:19,020 To win, you gotta be strong. 146 00:12:21,668 --> 00:12:24,168 WOMAN: Hello? 147 00:12:29,510 --> 00:12:32,879 I knew that old bat didn't live here alone. 148 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,380 Clyde? 149 00:12:38,652 --> 00:12:39,752 (EXCLAlMS) 150 00:12:39,753 --> 00:12:41,421 Who that? 151 00:12:41,422 --> 00:12:44,524 Are you the old woman's great-great-granddaughter or something? 152 00:12:44,525 --> 00:12:49,629 Something like that. I trust you have everything you need down there. 153 00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:53,460 Not yet, but now I know where to find it. 154 00:12:54,168 --> 00:12:55,902 What do they call you, darling? 155 00:12:55,903 --> 00:12:58,763 Lilian Charbonnet. Call me Lily. 156 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:03,041 -Okay, Lily. -Not such a good idea. 157 00:13:04,211 --> 00:13:08,881 Why not? Oh, you afraid we're gonna wake up the old mummy? 158 00:13:08,882 --> 00:13:12,952 It's not that, it's... This house has rules. 159 00:13:13,887 --> 00:13:17,457 Okay. Well, then you come on down here. 160 00:13:17,624 --> 00:13:20,124 I don't know. 161 00:13:21,295 --> 00:13:23,795 It's late. 162 00:13:23,897 --> 00:13:28,034 Come on, sha, I just want to get a closer look at you. 163 00:13:28,035 --> 00:13:30,545 You promise you won't bite? 164 00:13:30,838 --> 00:13:33,338 Well... 165 00:13:34,108 --> 00:13:36,608 Nope. 166 00:13:37,611 --> 00:13:40,521 -Come to daddy. -You devil dog. 167 00:13:41,648 --> 00:13:44,717 Why don't you mix us up a couple of highballs, 168 00:13:44,718 --> 00:13:48,948 -and I'll be right down. -Yeah, you're right. 169 00:13:57,131 --> 00:13:59,631 (LlLY HUMMlNG) 170 00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:05,087 Yeah, now, come on here, sha. I got one for you. 171 00:14:10,077 --> 00:14:12,577 (EXCLAlMS) 172 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:15,380 Frisky. Yeah. 173 00:14:15,482 --> 00:14:19,185 Come on, darling, give me some of that. Yeah. 174 00:14:19,186 --> 00:14:21,686 God! What... 175 00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:26,425 I'm sorry I didn't want to frighten you. 176 00:14:26,426 --> 00:14:29,886 I ain't frightened. I'm like to puke! 177 00:14:31,865 --> 00:14:34,585 Where'd she go? Where's Lily? 178 00:14:35,636 --> 00:14:40,206 Bet she can get me out of here same as you, huh? 179 00:14:42,075 --> 00:14:45,405 -I'll show you. -Yeah, you do that. 180 00:14:58,292 --> 00:15:02,361 There's something I should tell you about Lily. 181 00:15:02,362 --> 00:15:03,896 Why is she dressed like that? 182 00:15:03,897 --> 00:15:07,097 GlRL: Lily, I just love your dress. 183 00:15:07,334 --> 00:15:09,368 First communion. 184 00:15:09,369 --> 00:15:11,103 (PEOPLE LAUGHlNG) 185 00:15:11,104 --> 00:15:13,604 Life was simple then. 186 00:15:18,645 --> 00:15:20,580 LlL Y: Thank you. 187 00:15:20,581 --> 00:15:23,549 MAN 1: That's right. MAN 2: Over here. 188 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:26,050 Who this old fart? 189 00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:29,253 Her husband. 190 00:15:29,957 --> 00:15:31,924 He was so dashing in his uniform. 191 00:15:31,925 --> 00:15:34,327 HARLAN: I'd like to offer a toast 192 00:15:34,328 --> 00:15:39,198 to the most beautiful bride a man could ever ask for. 193 00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:41,699 -To my Lily. -ALL: Cheers! 194 00:15:42,603 --> 00:15:45,871 WOMAN: Lilian, darling. GlRL: Cheers. 195 00:15:45,872 --> 00:15:48,941 He was going off to save the world. 196 00:15:48,942 --> 00:15:52,139 She couldn't help it. All alone. 197 00:15:52,913 --> 00:15:58,384 No word from him for months. No one to tell her she looked pretty. 198 00:15:58,385 --> 00:16:00,653 Then one night this young man came to the door. 199 00:16:00,654 --> 00:16:03,689 MAN: Is anyone there? LlL Y: Yes. May I help you? 200 00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:06,190 Pardon me, pretty lady. 201 00:16:06,326 --> 00:16:11,130 I'm sorry to be bothering you. I seem to have lost my way. 202 00:16:11,131 --> 00:16:13,966 Oh, my goodness. Are you hurt? You look famished. 203 00:16:13,967 --> 00:16:15,234 OLD WOMAN: He was hungry. 204 00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:17,745 Please do come in. Come in. 205 00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:20,338 He was beautiful. 206 00:16:22,943 --> 00:16:26,679 That morning her husband came home without warning 207 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,180 and found them together in bed. 208 00:16:28,181 --> 00:16:29,849 HARLAN: Guilty pig! Get out ofhere! 209 00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:33,853 He took the young man by the throat and started to drag him down the stairs. 210 00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:35,621 What... 211 00:16:35,622 --> 00:16:38,582 Please, sir, I didn't know. I... 212 00:16:38,592 --> 00:16:40,660 LlL Y: No, Harlan, no! MAN: Get offme! 213 00:16:40,661 --> 00:16:42,561 LlL Y: Please, stop! 214 00:16:42,562 --> 00:16:44,497 He would've killed her, 215 00:16:44,498 --> 00:16:47,166 if I hadn't remembered the pistol in my dresser drawer. 216 00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:48,834 Harlan, stop! 217 00:16:48,835 --> 00:16:50,369 (GUN FlRES) 218 00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:52,870 Blood everywhere. 219 00:16:53,807 --> 00:17:00,027 HARLAN: No young man will ever climb these stairs to your bed again. 220 00:17:00,047 --> 00:17:02,847 He was dying and he cursed me. 221 00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:08,054 "No young man will ever climb these stairs to your bed again. 222 00:17:08,055 --> 00:17:12,091 "Nor will you descend these stairs in a shape that pleases men." 223 00:17:12,092 --> 00:17:16,128 -Hey, how'd you do it? With mirrors, right? -That's right. With mirrors. 224 00:17:16,129 --> 00:17:18,629 See for yourself. 225 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,301 Damn. 226 00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:25,871 "No young man will ever climb these stairs to your bed again." 227 00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:31,242 You see, my darling, it works both ways. That's the curse. 228 00:17:33,747 --> 00:17:37,977 Downstairs, I'm too old and you're too young. 229 00:17:38,452 --> 00:17:42,442 Upstairs, I'm too young and you're too old. 230 00:17:44,591 --> 00:17:46,726 See. 231 00:17:46,727 --> 00:17:49,227 Much better. 232 00:17:49,996 --> 00:17:52,496 But Harlan forgot something. 233 00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:57,796 He forgot that people can make love on the stairs. 234 00:18:04,845 --> 00:18:09,295 -So are we, like, immortal? -Something like that. 235 00:18:11,151 --> 00:18:14,653 I thought I was gonna spend eternity alone. 236 00:18:14,654 --> 00:18:18,964 But now you're mine, right here, on this step. 237 00:18:19,192 --> 00:18:21,692 Forever. 238 00:18:21,762 --> 00:18:24,830 SHERlFF: Ma'am, it's us again. OFFlCER: Open up, ma'am. 239 00:18:24,831 --> 00:18:26,999 -Where's the back door? -OFFlCER: We ran out of places to look. 240 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,701 No, Clyde, upstairs. 241 00:18:28,702 --> 00:18:30,169 (DOG BARKlNG) 242 00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:32,840 This place got a fire escape? 243 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:36,075 -So handsome and so dumb. -What? 244 00:18:36,076 --> 00:18:40,576 Upstairs, Clyde. Nobody's looking for an old man. 245 00:18:41,848 --> 00:18:44,348 Upstairs. 246 00:18:44,418 --> 00:18:46,918 Yeah. 247 00:18:48,789 --> 00:18:51,539 OLD LlLY: I'm coming, Sheriff. 248 00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,898 -Are you all right? -Yeah. 249 00:19:02,702 --> 00:19:04,937 Good boy. 250 00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:08,398 SHERlFF: We ain't got all day, ma'am. 251 00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:11,444 -Yes. -I'm sorry to bother you again, ma'am, 252 00:19:11,445 --> 00:19:13,779 but do you suppose I could come inside? 253 00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:15,347 Well, I'm sorry, Sheriff, 254 00:19:15,348 --> 00:19:18,884 weren't you the one who told me not to let anybody in? 255 00:19:18,885 --> 00:19:20,686 This is serious now. 256 00:19:20,687 --> 00:19:23,956 The dog keeps circling around, coming back to this house. 257 00:19:23,957 --> 00:19:28,260 Now, we seem to think that... Hey, heel, Gator. Heel, boy. Easy, now. 258 00:19:28,261 --> 00:19:30,529 We're thinking that maybe he broke into the house 259 00:19:30,530 --> 00:19:32,498 and you're not aware of it, ma'am. 260 00:19:32,499 --> 00:19:35,468 -Broke in here? -Yeah, broke in here. 261 00:19:35,469 --> 00:19:37,969 Sweet Lord! 262 00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:45,277 Hey, settle down now, Gator. Heel! 263 00:19:45,278 --> 00:19:47,813 Are you alone here in the house, ma'am? 264 00:19:47,814 --> 00:19:52,418 There's nobody else here but me and my man upstairs. 265 00:19:52,419 --> 00:19:54,919 (DOG BARKlNG) 266 00:19:59,826 --> 00:20:03,062 I would dearly like to look around, if you don't mind. 267 00:20:03,063 --> 00:20:05,831 Chill out, Gator. Settle down! Give it a break. Easy now. 268 00:20:05,832 --> 00:20:11,202 Honestly, Sheriff, I'm fine. We're fine, my husband and l. 269 00:20:11,204 --> 00:20:12,738 He hasn't been well. 270 00:20:12,739 --> 00:20:17,472 Well, that Clyde Boudreau now, he's a wily cuss. 271 00:20:17,577 --> 00:20:20,646 He could've got in this house and slipped by you 272 00:20:20,647 --> 00:20:24,007 when you were sitting in your parlor. 273 00:20:24,184 --> 00:20:26,919 Settle down now. We don't have no search warrant. 274 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,654 You got to excuse Gator, ma'am. 275 00:20:28,655 --> 00:20:31,624 He's a real pro, got a sixth sense about things like this. 276 00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:34,745 Okay, boy, come on, sniff him out! 277 00:20:36,196 --> 00:20:39,365 What's wrong? Gator, what's wrong with you? 278 00:20:39,366 --> 00:20:41,767 Go! Why do you stop? 279 00:20:41,768 --> 00:20:42,868 (WHlNES) 280 00:20:42,869 --> 00:20:45,369 Gator! 281 00:20:47,073 --> 00:20:51,210 I'm terribly sorry, ma'am. I guess my dog got confused. 282 00:20:51,211 --> 00:20:53,812 -It's quite all right, officer. -OFFlCER: Sorry, ma'am. 283 00:20:53,813 --> 00:20:55,281 Thank you for stopping by. 284 00:20:55,282 --> 00:20:57,716 I'll be sure to keep my door locked just like you said. 285 00:20:57,717 --> 00:20:59,518 SHERlFF: Come on, Gator. Here, boy. 286 00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:02,955 Where did Gator go, Harvey? You just let him run right past you. 287 00:21:02,956 --> 00:21:05,836 We did it, Clyde. They've gone. 288 00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:12,930 Clyde? 289 00:21:16,169 --> 00:21:18,669 Clyde? 290 00:21:35,455 --> 00:21:37,955 (CLYDE WHEEZlNG) 291 00:21:39,993 --> 00:21:42,928 Lily! 292 00:21:48,335 --> 00:21:50,835 Lily! 293 00:21:52,472 --> 00:21:54,997 I'm up here. 294 00:21:55,075 --> 00:21:57,575 Clyde? Clyde, you up there? 295 00:21:58,244 --> 00:22:00,744 Help me. 296 00:22:05,719 --> 00:22:08,415 Lily, thank God. 297 00:22:20,767 --> 00:22:24,066 Oh, no! 298 00:22:24,537 --> 00:22:26,739 God! 299 00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:29,240 No! 300 00:22:29,442 --> 00:22:33,071 No! Oh, my God. 301 00:22:33,146 --> 00:22:38,484 CL YDE: I'd put a bullet in my brain before I get old and useless like you. 302 00:22:38,485 --> 00:22:40,985 Go back. 303 00:22:41,721 --> 00:22:42,955 (GURGLES) 304 00:22:42,956 --> 00:22:45,456 No! 305 00:22:46,092 --> 00:22:48,592 No! 306 00:22:52,165 --> 00:22:53,632 CRYPT KEEPER: Poor Clyde. 307 00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:57,703 I guess that's one 12-step program he could have done without. 308 00:22:57,704 --> 00:23:03,909 Still, you'll be happy to know, kiddies, that our story has a happy ending. 309 00:23:03,910 --> 00:23:09,648 Clyde did manage, after a couple of years, to crawl a little way down the stairs 310 00:23:09,649 --> 00:23:12,551 where he waited for Lily while she gruesome. 311 00:23:12,552 --> 00:23:15,052 (CACKLlNG) 312 00:23:16,189 --> 00:23:20,159 You know what they say, "Age before booty!" 313 00:23:20,694 --> 00:23:25,898 My next poem features a rhyming scream I think you'll find interesting. 314 00:23:25,899 --> 00:23:28,434 Hey, why don't you sit down? 315 00:23:28,435 --> 00:23:30,935 Excuse me, folks. 316 00:23:33,173 --> 00:23:35,801 Now, that's beat poetry. 317 00:23:35,875 --> 00:23:38,375 (CACKLlNG)23672

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