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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:11,881 He's coming 3 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:26,636 Let's do it 4 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:34,277 Look at me, Paul. Stand tall. Brittle, edgy... 5 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:39,445 A matador understands death... terror. A little anxiety... 6 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:44,534 Clara, look down, be a bit submissive 7 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,447 Not too much! 8 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:48,958 A bit submissive to the man... 9 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:53,496 At three, you look at me. It's all in the look 10 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:58,886 At three, rise up, on your toes, and look at me 11 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:01,091 One... Two... 12 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,551 Three! Excellent! 13 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,197 You think this is easy for me? 14 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,994 You think I enjoy seeing you unhappy? 15 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,957 I told you, I'm always like this 16 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:35,789 With other girls it lasted a week, then for six months we did nothing 17 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:37,252 Really? 18 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,298 With you, it's lasted three months 19 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:46,224 It's all we've done, night and day... 20 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,385 Don't overdo it 21 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:50,845 We never did it all night 22 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,066 Come on... We made love over and over 23 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,818 I don't think so 24 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,646 In fact... 25 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,364 We never made love at all 26 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,662 Anyway... 27 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,991 I can cheat on you. But you can't 28 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:17,459 No getting a hard-on for another girl, if you don't for me 29 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:20,712 Have you cheated on me? 30 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:22,217 No 31 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:25,801 You're lucky. You won't make me give up sex 32 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,475 I haven't cheated on you, but I should have 33 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:32,561 What does that mean? 34 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:37,108 Look at me! Have you ever? 35 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,859 Absolutely not! 36 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,105 That's how stupid I am! 37 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,609 You don't deserve my loyalty 38 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,194 You know why you drink? 39 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:25,440 So you can pass out whenever we get to bed 40 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:29,323 You only love me when there's a table between us 41 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,739 Since we met, we've been together every night 42 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:37,793 You sit opposite me every night. And I'm never bored 43 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,580 Like I said, 44 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:43,754 you like me when there's a table between us 45 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:54,476 It's insane! I sleep with a guy 46 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:58,310 who doesn't touch me! You never touch me! 47 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:01,271 - We talked about that - You promised you'd do something! 48 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,084 - Just wait! - Until the end of the world? 49 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,437 You have to wait! 50 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:08,904 Maybe three more months! There's more to life than that! 51 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,499 What are you doing? You going? 52 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:28,429 No 53 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,183 It doesn't matter 54 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,389 Yes, it does 55 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:04,750 An invisible weight, 56 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,383 heavy, leaden, descends on me 57 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,926 A constant nagging... 58 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,532 Take off your T-shirt 59 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:39,407 I don't want to sleep with a sack of cotton, I hate cotton 60 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,038 No. Get undressed and come to bed 61 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,014 Why won't you take it off? 62 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:01,642 You know I hate it. Why rub my face in it? 63 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,817 I'll take the shirt off, but not my shorts 64 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,778 They keep my balls warm 65 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:14,199 It's nothing to do with you 66 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:18,405 I never thought we'd be together every night 67 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,452 That's how it is 68 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,118 It's my fault too 69 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,416 I thought you'd have 70 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:33,802 other things to do than see me every night 71 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:37,719 We'd be apart for two weeks... a month... 72 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:40,517 You'd let me disappear 73 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,561 No 74 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:51,528 Not without staying in touch... 75 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,447 Not if you're in Paris when I am 76 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:02,410 You don't trust me? 77 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,885 I'll go 78 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,977 If you want, I'll leave 79 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,188 You'll never see me again 80 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,521 See what I mean? 81 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,782 We can't even talk 82 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,318 Come to bed 83 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,035 Take it off 84 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,872 I said it's nothing to do with you 85 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,208 I've always slept like this 86 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,761 It's everything to do with me! 87 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,507 It's because I disgust you 88 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,380 Don't! 89 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:46,432 I told you never to try that. You'll only make things worse 90 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,314 But you're hard! 91 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,519 Stop it, or we're finished 92 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,397 It means you can 93 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:56,278 I'm not interested 94 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:23,298 Be nice. What's wrong with you? 95 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,054 If you couldn't get it up, I'd understand 96 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:32,102 You've decided to stop making love, just when I... 97 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:37,520 Watch out! You want me to kill myself? 98 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:42,032 I've never done this with anyone. I never touched them! Never! 99 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:45,236 It must be important to you. You never shut up about it 100 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:50,040 So you don't want to, you can't? I don't get it 101 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:54,579 Touch me. If you can't get any pleasure, give me some! 102 00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,130 Women can come more often than men 103 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:04,589 If I did that, I'd despise you. I couldn't love you any more 104 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:13,021 You despise me because I'm a woman 105 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,983 You don't love me at all! 106 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,980 I disgust you, 107 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,861 I make you sick 108 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,818 You think I'm the dirtiest 109 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,786 Stop it 110 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,160 Come here 111 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:17,454 Why can I only love him or hate him? 112 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,170 Why can't I feel indifferent? 113 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,678 But my head is clear 114 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,763 A man who can't love me physically 115 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,188 is a pit of misfortune, 116 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,442 an abyss of suffering 117 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:49,948 They say that a man who screws a woman, honours her 118 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,575 The expression is worth noting: it's true 119 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,961 Paul insults me 120 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,384 Do you mind? 121 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,882 Not at all 122 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,469 Here for a nightcap? 123 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,023 I just got up 124 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,186 It's true. I just got dressed 125 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,445 I can't stand sleeping, so I got up 126 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:21,747 I don't give a damn about time, I'm never tired 127 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:29,255 I hate people who fake tiredness, to make endless excuses 128 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,259 You agree? 129 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,344 It's because they lack passion 130 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,511 You live alone? 131 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,267 No, I'm married 132 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,320 I told him I had a husband... 133 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,787 So he'd know I wasn't free 134 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,414 Because I'm not free 135 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,666 He has to understand it's adultery 136 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:22,808 He's asleep. Sleeping doesn't bother him at all! 137 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:27,600 He has to get up early tomorrow 138 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,817 A business appointment in Deauville at noon 139 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,779 And you? You've got a girlfriend? 140 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:44,321 She died in a car crash 141 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,912 I haven't made love in four months 142 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,118 Maybe all men are like that 143 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:57,425 My husband's nice, but he's not interested in sex 144 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,447 The first moves are what I like best 145 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,701 It's delicious 146 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,501 I can never stop myself yielding 147 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,341 It surprises me each time 148 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,970 I watch myself giving in as if it wasn't me 149 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,345 It's true... 150 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:49,061 I wanted another taste of the miracle: 151 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,392 a stranger making love to you 152 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,442 It's a childish longing... 153 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,400 a pure desire... 154 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,205 Suck me 155 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,334 No. Not now 156 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,876 Maybe later, or tomorrow 157 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:27,015 Give me your phone number 158 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:29,972 You don't want to? 159 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,433 To blow you? Not really 160 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:35,190 It's not my speciality 161 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,444 I don't like to start with that, 162 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:43,357 I'd rather start again that way, if you see what I mean 163 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:48,036 But going to a hotel, I'm dying to do that 164 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,283 Now I have to go, right away 165 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,545 - You don't want to go to a hotel? - Of course, but I'm working 166 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,924 And I have to return the car 167 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:05,049 It's not mine 168 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,595 You'll call me? 169 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,287 Sorry I'm late 170 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:34,871 Don't worry. I took the register 171 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,329 Good morning 172 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:47,303 Take out your grammar books, 173 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:50,011 and write today's date 174 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:03,654 Last week, we did the present tense 175 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,530 of the verb "to be" 176 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:09,735 "I am, you are, he is, 177 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:13,701 "we are, you are, they are" 178 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:20,208 Today, we'll do "to have" 179 00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:23,874 "To have" isn't like "to be" 180 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,795 One can "be" without "having" 181 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,309 And one can "have" without "being" 182 00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,773 I've been had 183 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,857 I've really been had... 184 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:51,030 I wish you were pregnant 185 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,363 No chance of that! 186 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:59,372 Why? It could happen 187 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,588 How? By the Holy Ghost? You're kidding! 188 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:07,125 There's been no chance, ever since I came off the pill 189 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:11,179 I know you hate details, but dates matter 190 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:18,224 If you hardly ever do it, and never on the right days, it won't happen 191 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,354 That's what depresses me 192 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,228 That's different 193 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,944 If you say it's a duty call, no problem 194 00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:33,902 - Really? - Yes 195 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,450 That would change everything 196 00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:45,585 If we had a child, it would make sense to be together 197 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,466 It's because you've lost faith 198 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,797 It'll come back 199 00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:07,356 It's like the Circean myth 200 00:24:08,322 --> 00:24:12,316 You want to know what lies ahead, what lies behind 201 00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:15,865 You won't allow the present to unfold 202 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,870 You force things... 203 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:22,079 You've lost faith, and everything collapses 204 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,499 What if I left? 205 00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:30,421 And didn't phone for two weeks or a month? 206 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:32,385 Six months? 207 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:35,589 Would we be through? 208 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,467 That depends... 209 00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:44,810 If you went to the North Pole, or to a desert, maybe... 210 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:48,227 But if every time you see a phone and say 211 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:50,521 "I won't call that dumb bitch", 212 00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:54,487 and hang out in every bar in my neighborhood, 213 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,697 I'd say we'd have broken up 214 00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:00,496 I talk of freedom, you talk of bars 215 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,623 It's statistics 216 00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:07,667 A guy needs to remake the world with his pals in a bar, or he dies 217 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:09,964 You know I don't cheat on you 218 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:14,928 Maybe I'd rather you did, and also screwed me 219 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:21,518 Anyway, I can cheat on you, but you can't on me 220 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:25,226 You've already done it? You talk about it a lot 221 00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,027 No 222 00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,942 But you deserve to think I have 223 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,690 OK 224 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:39,527 Tomorrow night, I'm eating with Ashley 225 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:42,823 You can come, but you know what I'd prefer 226 00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:45,826 That I didn't come 227 00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:54,459 I know I should give him space 228 00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:02,138 But I need to cling to him like a leech 229 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:11,439 Because I'm madly in love with him 230 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:23,280 What he calls breathing suffocates me 231 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:28,251 I never asked to be free 232 00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:35,125 And I don't want him to be 233 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:44,847 I insist on absolutes 234 00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:46,811 And I think I'm right 235 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:55,566 But when I apply them to life, 236 00:26:57,991 --> 00:27:01,530 I fall to pieces. Schizo 237 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:52,919 He dances because he wants to seduce 238 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:56,874 He wants to seduce because he wants to conquer 239 00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:00,509 He wants to conquer because he's a man 240 00:28:55,651 --> 00:28:57,017 What is it now? 241 00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:59,937 You pull this shit because I dance with some girl? 242 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:03,990 Not some girl, a slut! 243 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,401 Who gives a fuck about her? 244 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,069 Then don't give a fuck! 245 00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:17,086 I won't have a kid with anyone else 246 00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:26,132 I really have to wear one? 247 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:32,219 I haven't screwed in six months, I don't have AIDS 248 00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:36,564 You're getting better 249 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:39,559 You seem to enjoy it 250 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:45,148 You're almost triumphant! 251 00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:51,492 You want me to watch you slip on your condom 252 00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:54,286 At first you hid 253 00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:56,792 - Think so? - I do... 254 00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:02,507 I didn't dare look. I don't like looking at cocks 255 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:08,551 Once they've been used, they're revolting 256 00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:10,215 Not very pretty 257 00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:18,351 They are rather disgusting 258 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:23,353 It's like a Tampax. To screw, you take it out discretely, 259 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:26,273 hide it under the bed so the guy's not turned off 260 00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:28,533 Guys are easily disgusted 261 00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:31,911 Later, you have to get it back 262 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,923 I quite like disgusting things 263 00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:53,717 Know why most guys can't use a condom? 264 00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:58,972 Their cocks aren't hard enough 265 00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:02,100 It's as if, the rubber... 266 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,359 rubs them out! 267 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:13,202 I wouldn't know. I don't sleep with guys 268 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,785 It's true. They go limp all the time 269 00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:18,120 Because... 270 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,373 they're not really horny 271 00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:30,345 Just like in porn films 272 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:35,057 Girls stuff limp cocks into their mouths 273 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:39,141 They have to give blow jobs because they're not really desired 274 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:44,275 A guy should take you without a word 275 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:47,107 but he shouldn't 276 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,863 burden you with his inadequacy 277 00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:52,116 Sometimes a blow job is fine 278 00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:59,790 It's OK 279 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:05,538 When the guy could fuck you, but won't 280 00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:12,545 It's the torture of Tantalus 281 00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:21,267 It forces you to admit 282 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:27,443 you can do that... 283 00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:32,198 or even worse... 284 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:36,660 as long as he ends up fucking you 285 00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:49,840 Most guys have cocks 286 00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:54,967 that are short, thin, pointed 287 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:56,381 Pointed? 288 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,595 Like a dog's cock 289 00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:03,934 I hate that. Length isn't everything 290 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:06,648 Width matters more 291 00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:11,028 A thin cock's ignoble 292 00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:33,168 You want it up the ass? 293 00:33:35,722 --> 00:33:37,088 Not yet 294 00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:44,471 Screw me some more, I haven't had enough 295 00:33:47,901 --> 00:33:51,065 My boyfriend doesn't fuck me 296 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:19,673 How can you love a guy who doesn't fuck you? 297 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:25,262 I don't love the guys who screw me. I hate them 298 00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:05,574 I don't want to see the men who screw me 299 00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:07,992 Or look at them 300 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:12,577 I want to be a hole, a pit 301 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:18,667 The more it gapes, the more obscene it is, 302 00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:23,300 the more it's me, my intimate part, 303 00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:26,557 the more I surrender 304 00:36:27,644 --> 00:36:29,431 It's metaphysical 305 00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:35,020 I disappear in proportion to the cock taking me 306 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,026 I hollow myself 307 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,238 That's my purity 308 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:06,176 You like your back being tickled? 309 00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:15,223 No, I don't like tenderness 310 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:19,189 Or to be kissed on the mouth. I couldn't stand that 311 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:23,398 I don't care who fills my cunt 312 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,905 But I can't kiss someone I don't love 313 00:37:28,538 --> 00:37:30,404 It's too intimate 314 00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:08,488 But I kissed Paolo, I felt like it 315 00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:12,493 When I kissed him, I stopped thinking about Paul 316 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:18,331 So I decided to stop seeing him 317 00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:21,622 It was a question of integrity 318 00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:31,382 What are you doing? 319 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:36,057 Nothing. I have a class 320 00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:06,633 You like my cock? 321 00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:16,560 I like its smell 322 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:18,345 You're disgusting 323 00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:20,310 No, it smells good 324 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:26,528 I like it that it's not too big 325 00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:31,317 It fits in my hand, and fits in my mouth 326 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:34,828 Why do you like it? 327 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,077 It's mine 328 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:40,201 I don't know 329 00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:44,705 It's like a bird 330 00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:47,504 Feels like I've got a bird in my hand 331 00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:53,305 You see, when you move like that, 332 00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:57,430 it's as if it wanted to fly away 333 00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:01,472 But it doesn't. That's touching 334 00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:07,235 You mind that we don't go all the way? 335 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,700 What I mind is you won't let me touch you 336 00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:16,616 I really resent that 337 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:21,121 I do let you touch me. But not all the way 338 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:31,130 Don't worry, I don't come either! 339 00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:37,178 Dictation 340 00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:42,226 "Winter Months" 341 00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:49,320 "Everyone had 342 00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:54,450 "settled for 343 00:40:55,995 --> 00:41:00,956 "a life that was dull 344 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:04,709 "and orderly." 345 00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:06,874 Full stop 346 00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:13,085 "Then 347 00:41:14,347 --> 00:41:17,715 "suddenly," 348 00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:21,893 Comma 349 00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:27,896 "light 350 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,937 "burst forth 351 00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:34,903 "once again" 352 00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:38,286 Full stop 353 00:41:40,289 --> 00:41:44,624 "Spring 354 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,500 "had come!" 355 00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:52,712 Exclamation mark 356 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:56,299 I know, my spelling is awful 357 00:41:57,849 --> 00:42:01,718 How did I pass my teaching exams? 358 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:04,724 Or get my driver's license? 359 00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:06,684 I can't parallel park 360 00:42:07,817 --> 00:42:09,024 That's not so serious 361 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:12,402 You're not behind me when I'm double-parked! 362 00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:28,247 I think I'm dis... lex... 363 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:33,419 dis... lexic 364 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:45,599 It's like with maths, my reasoning was fine, 365 00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:48,685 but I couldn't learn multiplication tables 366 00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:52,233 That's a problem 367 00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:58,274 Nice place! 368 00:42:58,451 --> 00:43:00,238 Surprises you? 369 00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:02,452 It's small, but there's nothing missing 370 00:43:02,622 --> 00:43:05,330 Women want to see what they've seen on TV 371 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:09,460 Sliding Japanese screens are in, so that's what I have 372 00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:12,170 Jacuzzis are in, so I've got one 373 00:43:12,465 --> 00:43:15,833 For a small place, it has everything: like a theatre 374 00:43:16,177 --> 00:43:20,046 It's like a stage where I can rehearse 375 00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:22,931 I'm a classy bum who's not handsome, 376 00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:25,718 yet I've had over 10,000 women 377 00:43:28,648 --> 00:43:30,059 Why me? 378 00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,182 Because you have to talk to them 379 00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:36,111 Nobody bothers to talk to women anymore 380 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:40,695 I talk, they listen, they're in the palm of my hand 381 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:47,448 Then I put my hand in the right place... 382 00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:50,955 without asking... So it goes 383 00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:56,131 Somebody has to get things going 384 00:43:57,510 --> 00:44:00,469 The only way to be loved by women... 385 00:44:01,264 --> 00:44:03,130 is through rape 386 00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:08,093 Women yield easily to a stranger, 387 00:44:08,271 --> 00:44:12,185 but play hard-to-get with a wretch who loves them, 388 00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:15,977 who'd die for them, and swears he respects them 389 00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:17,611 So it goes 390 00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:23,408 But do they want to be respected? 391 00:44:26,038 --> 00:44:28,530 In a sense, yes 392 00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:32,042 But respect is in the nature of things: 393 00:44:32,211 --> 00:44:36,546 since they're up for grabs, they want to be taken 394 00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:41,005 I've had 10,000 women, I don't remember them all, 395 00:44:41,262 --> 00:44:45,131 but I kept their names, their age and the circumstances 396 00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:51,303 Women's cunts... 397 00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:53,518 No two are alike 398 00:44:53,983 --> 00:44:57,192 They're as memorable as faces. But take ten men, 399 00:44:57,361 --> 00:45:01,230 cut off their cocks, put them in a basket: no one can tell his own! 400 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:18,463 I was on the radio 401 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:20,833 They wanted proof of my statistics 402 00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:22,342 Yes, indeed 403 00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:24,586 They counted them 404 00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:34,312 Dr. Weil, a psychiatrist and sexologist, 405 00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:38,817 knows a true Casanova, a super Don Juan, 406 00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:41,569 a prince among seducers... 407 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:45,987 Why does she call me a prince of seducers? It's absurd 408 00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:49,070 I never seduced anyone, any woman 409 00:45:49,789 --> 00:45:53,373 I know I'm not very handsome, 410 00:45:53,542 --> 00:45:57,957 I may even be revolting, 411 00:45:58,506 --> 00:45:59,963 but the fact is, 412 00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:04,335 I've had 10,000 women, several per day 413 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:08,430 I've been a seducer in the sense of se aductere: 414 00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:11,137 to draw to one's self. To seduce 415 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:15,645 Se aductere: to draw to one's self 416 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:18,853 We checked him out 417 00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:22,064 He kept a record of his conquests... 418 00:46:46,262 --> 00:46:49,130 I've got something that will interest you 419 00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:53,513 I bought it, knowing some day I'd make you read it 420 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:55,761 Here it is 421 00:46:57,064 --> 00:46:59,602 Read me this sentence 422 00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:03,568 One shouldn't lend books: women should read to us, 423 00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:07,106 so we know they've paid attention 424 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,620 I hate reading 425 00:47:19,754 --> 00:47:23,168 Read it. Women must read to us 426 00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:39,188 "As the Mother begets the Son, the Son begets the Mother 427 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:46,612 "His act is the creative counterpoint of the whole process 428 00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:50,486 "In begetting the Mother, he purifies her 429 00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:55,199 "He purifies her and himself, uno acto 430 00:47:55,664 --> 00:48:00,375 "He turns the Whore of Babylon into a Virgin" 431 00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:11,466 You're making me shy. What's come over me? 432 00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:14,719 Yet you're the one who... 433 00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:25,566 No. I'm fine 434 00:48:27,863 --> 00:48:28,979 You see? 435 00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:34,401 I don't see anything 436 00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:42,576 You're play-acting 437 00:48:58,477 --> 00:49:00,639 I'm being myself 438 00:49:13,576 --> 00:49:15,943 This kind of embarrassment... 439 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:19,287 Completely natural 440 00:49:23,502 --> 00:49:25,164 ...is really desire 441 00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:28,668 It's part of the game... 442 00:49:30,593 --> 00:49:33,927 to forget words when they start to act 443 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:38,344 otherwise it's too easy to tell them: "Hands off!" 444 00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,426 That's what this is, 445 00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:44,475 a trivial relationship, 446 00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:47,186 a very shameful one 447 00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:53,108 Why do men who disgust us 448 00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:56,984 understand us better than the ones we love? 449 00:49:59,538 --> 00:50:02,906 There's a hole in your education 450 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,949 yet you're a teacher 451 00:50:13,636 --> 00:50:15,343 Yes, a hole 452 00:50:19,975 --> 00:50:21,341 There 453 00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:26,229 You're amazed that I'm fingering your pussy 454 00:50:26,899 --> 00:50:28,891 but it's me doing it 455 00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:32,652 I'm not aroused yet, 456 00:50:32,821 --> 00:50:35,313 but you are: you're amazed it's me 457 00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:37,277 So it goes 458 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:41,202 Beautiful women are taken by ugly men 459 00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:43,913 That's a well-kept secret 460 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,163 There has to be action, 461 00:50:48,921 --> 00:50:52,631 and the action isn't between man and woman, that's too simple 462 00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:56,843 It's between beauty and ugliness 463 00:50:57,930 --> 00:51:01,799 Beauty feeds on degradation, communes with it 464 00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:05,185 That's where I come in. I feast on it 465 00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:07,095 So it goes 466 00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:08,434 Don't blame me 467 00:51:14,613 --> 00:51:16,149 You'd like me to dominate you? 468 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:02,442 Open your eyes 469 00:52:34,234 --> 00:52:35,816 Shall I gag you? 470 00:53:12,815 --> 00:53:15,523 It implies going further 471 00:53:15,943 --> 00:53:18,606 than it's reasonable for a woman to accept 472 00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:26,534 She may have to go beyond what she agreed to 473 00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:29,912 You don't yearn for what you can't accept 474 00:53:34,002 --> 00:53:35,538 Physical love... 475 00:53:37,005 --> 00:53:40,123 is the trivial clashing with the divine 476 00:56:44,276 --> 00:56:45,276 It's strange 477 00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:49,483 Obscenity doesn't bother women 478 00:57:35,619 --> 00:57:37,076 Does it hurt? 479 00:57:47,547 --> 00:57:49,630 Take it off 480 00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:53,710 I can't stand it... 481 00:58:39,725 --> 00:58:41,261 I didn't realize... 482 00:58:43,145 --> 00:58:47,230 You should've told me. I thought we could go a long way 483 00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:52,269 I can tie you up less severely 484 00:58:52,904 --> 00:58:56,068 Or we can make love normally 485 00:58:58,744 --> 00:59:00,030 I'm OK 486 00:59:02,581 --> 00:59:03,867 It's me... 487 00:59:07,335 --> 00:59:09,452 The problem is... 488 00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:17,339 You know 489 00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:22,681 Nobody ever tied me up before 490 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:25,222 I've never done it 491 00:59:27,147 --> 00:59:29,264 Really? Never? 492 00:59:30,650 --> 00:59:32,983 I always wanted to 493 00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:38,064 We'll resume. I won't tie you so tightly 494 00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:42,118 No 495 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:48,950 It's fine 496 00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:52,962 There's no other way 497 00:59:54,841 --> 00:59:57,049 Really? Was it good for you too? 498 00:59:57,928 --> 01:00:01,296 For me it was very beautiful, truly beautiful 499 01:00:02,766 --> 01:00:05,634 I want to give you pleasure. When you cry, I panic 500 01:00:05,811 --> 01:00:08,303 I feel I've done something wrong 501 01:00:18,532 --> 01:00:20,899 No, it's fine 502 01:00:25,330 --> 01:00:26,866 At first... 503 01:00:29,543 --> 01:00:32,377 you feel your hands going numb... 504 01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:36,710 you think you can stand it... 505 01:00:41,930 --> 01:00:44,764 then suddenly it's unbearable... 506 01:00:54,192 --> 01:00:56,354 A way of dying... 507 01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:01,697 a galloping death... 508 01:01:06,121 --> 01:01:08,579 You think your hands will fall off... 509 01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:17,463 you turn slowly into dead flesh... 510 01:01:22,762 --> 01:01:24,173 and then 511 01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:31,761 it has to stop at once, it can't last a second more 512 01:01:40,822 --> 01:01:44,065 I was afraid you couldn't hear because of the gag 513 01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:54,583 It's really strange 514 01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:57,794 But you liked the gag? 515 01:02:03,803 --> 01:02:06,887 I don't like having to say things... 516 01:02:11,519 --> 01:02:13,932 When I got home, Paul wasn't there 517 01:02:15,357 --> 01:02:17,974 That caused my world to fall apart 518 01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:22,270 It has nothing to do with what I did 519 01:02:31,289 --> 01:02:34,623 What's done is done. It's behind me 520 01:02:41,383 --> 01:02:43,921 My head is very clear 521 01:02:44,678 --> 01:02:46,840 It's all I can count on 522 01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:49,213 My head 523 01:02:50,517 --> 01:02:53,100 My body feels like it doesn't belong to me 524 01:02:53,645 --> 01:02:55,682 It's an appendage, anonymous 525 01:02:57,482 --> 01:03:00,099 In my head, there's Paul 526 01:03:02,028 --> 01:03:04,896 He could have reconciled me with my body 527 01:03:06,074 --> 01:03:08,282 But he didn't want to do that 528 01:03:10,036 --> 01:03:13,495 Because I didn't like my body 529 01:03:13,665 --> 01:03:15,748 I was easy prey 530 01:03:17,085 --> 01:03:19,168 A victim 531 01:03:20,672 --> 01:03:25,713 Women are the victims men sacrifice in expiation 532 01:03:38,398 --> 01:03:40,936 I always masturbate with my legs closed, 533 01:03:41,109 --> 01:03:43,726 I rarely part them 534 01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:47,317 I can offer myself to myself, 535 01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:49,231 rape myself 536 01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:54,536 It's mildly satisfying, 537 01:03:54,998 --> 01:03:56,830 a bit nauseating, 538 01:03:57,751 --> 01:04:02,416 but it's proof I don't need a man if I have to resort to this 539 01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:11,345 It was painful for me to be on his bed 540 01:04:12,140 --> 01:04:16,475 I felt like a piece of lost luggage 541 01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:21,522 The more time went by, the less I could bear it 542 01:04:22,317 --> 01:04:26,732 I had to cast myself out on the streets like a wreck 543 01:04:28,490 --> 01:04:33,110 Like a wreck, belonging to anyone 544 01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:48,375 The only thing I told myself, like a two-bit equation, 545 01:04:48,843 --> 01:04:51,506 was that if I'd cheated on him, 546 01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:53,922 and still only loved him, 547 01:04:54,099 --> 01:04:58,059 it didn't much matter if he'd cheated on me 548 01:04:59,312 --> 01:05:00,644 But he hadn't 549 01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:02,555 It was worse 550 01:05:02,816 --> 01:05:05,183 He was thrilled to be alone 551 01:05:15,662 --> 01:05:18,325 Love between men and women, 552 01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:22,283 I'll say it again, is a devious conflict 553 01:05:23,962 --> 01:05:25,078 There 554 01:05:26,631 --> 01:05:29,248 If I get home after him, I've won 555 01:05:30,844 --> 01:05:33,712 I know it. I'll have the edge 556 01:05:45,984 --> 01:05:48,317 A tenner, just to eat you 557 01:05:59,539 --> 01:06:01,326 That's my dream 558 01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:06,623 To know that for some guy, I'm just a pussy he wants to stuff 559 01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:09,664 No sentimental bullshit 560 01:06:10,049 --> 01:06:12,166 Just raw desire 561 01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:16,632 To be taken by a guy, 562 01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:19,173 anyone 563 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:23,469 A nobody, a bum 564 01:06:23,730 --> 01:06:26,939 with whom you wallow for the joy of wallowing, 565 01:06:29,402 --> 01:06:32,645 for the dishonour, the shame 566 01:06:34,908 --> 01:06:37,070 That's pleasure for a girl 567 01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:41,237 - Turn over. Show me your ass - Pay me! 568 01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:43,205 You've got no choice, bitch! 569 01:06:43,374 --> 01:06:44,490 You like me? 570 01:06:45,043 --> 01:06:46,159 Slut! 571 01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:11,104 Whore! Bitch! 572 01:07:15,990 --> 01:07:18,653 I reamed you good! 573 01:07:22,789 --> 01:07:25,532 I'm not ashamed, asshole! 574 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:20,257 Is nymphomania destroying yourself because 575 01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:23,013 you choose 576 01:08:24,767 --> 01:08:26,759 the man who doesn't love you? 577 01:08:29,731 --> 01:08:32,269 I don't want to sleep with men 578 01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:35,810 I want to be opened up all the way. When you can see that 579 01:08:35,987 --> 01:08:39,901 the mystique is nothing but raw meat, the woman is dead! 580 01:08:45,580 --> 01:08:49,164 Maybe I really want to meet Jack the Ripper 581 01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:54,541 He'd certainly dissect a woman like me! 582 01:09:29,374 --> 01:09:32,333 Once again I hung around for an hour 583 01:09:32,502 --> 01:09:34,869 so I'd get home after him 584 01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:40,590 Proof that women are capable 585 01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,343 of greater love than men 586 01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:47,757 Much greater love 587 01:09:55,692 --> 01:09:57,649 He's waiting for me, too 588 01:09:59,404 --> 01:10:02,067 When I get home after him, it's not as easy 589 01:10:04,409 --> 01:10:06,526 The little guy's edgy 590 01:10:07,453 --> 01:10:10,036 - I just got home - Me too 591 01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:11,617 So I see 592 01:10:13,167 --> 01:10:15,033 But I just got home too 593 01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:19,167 Sure... You wouldn't watch crap TV for an hour 594 01:10:23,886 --> 01:10:27,095 "A Love Affair deals with an older man's obsession 595 01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:29,052 with a young prostitute" 596 01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:31,012 So he won't screw me... 597 01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:33,928 "Maybe due to his education, 598 01:10:34,105 --> 01:10:37,189 "women always seemed alien to him 599 01:10:37,358 --> 01:10:41,193 "He preferred the company of his friends 600 01:10:41,362 --> 01:10:44,321 "Women were from another world, 601 01:10:44,490 --> 01:10:47,983 "somehow superior..." 602 01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:58,168 My cunt is swollen, moist: I can hold out forever 603 01:11:00,214 --> 01:11:02,877 He won't beat me down this way 604 01:11:04,385 --> 01:11:09,346 When he wants an evening without me, I make the most of it 605 01:11:10,433 --> 01:11:12,220 I get tied up 606 01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:16,512 It's his fault 607 01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:27,359 Shall I dominate you? 608 01:11:28,034 --> 01:11:30,822 Want to tie me up? Today you choose 609 01:11:30,995 --> 01:11:33,954 I don't want to do anything 610 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:37,707 You like being tied up? 611 01:11:37,919 --> 01:11:40,286 Yes, but not my elbows 612 01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:43,752 Last time, my hands were numb for two weeks 613 01:11:43,925 --> 01:11:46,884 A month ago, one elbow still felt weird 614 01:11:47,178 --> 01:11:50,137 That's not normal. You've got bad circulation 615 01:12:37,228 --> 01:12:40,346 One day in Cannes, I picked up Grace Delly 616 01:12:40,690 --> 01:12:43,808 If I'd known it was her, I wouldn't have dared 617 01:12:43,985 --> 01:12:47,899 But she liked me and made a date to meet at my place 618 01:12:48,614 --> 01:12:50,822 She rings, 619 01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:53,325 blonde, impeccable hairdo, 620 01:12:53,494 --> 01:12:57,488 in a dog's tooth suit. A bitch for a hound dog! 621 01:12:57,790 --> 01:13:00,282 I screw her, love in the afternoon, 622 01:13:00,459 --> 01:13:02,200 she leaves in fine spirits 623 01:13:02,420 --> 01:13:04,707 Next day I see her, I was with a friend 624 01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:07,373 I tell him, "I screwed that woman" 625 01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:10,509 He says, "You screwed Grace Delly?" 626 01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:13,049 I just looked at him. I didn't know 627 01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:17,432 See? I'm not handsome or wealthy 628 01:13:17,602 --> 01:13:21,095 or even attractive, but I screwed her 629 01:13:22,481 --> 01:13:24,848 Later, I go over to her, 630 01:13:26,068 --> 01:13:28,936 we have a drink, and I ask her: 631 01:13:29,113 --> 01:13:30,649 "Why?" 632 01:13:38,456 --> 01:13:40,869 "Why didn't you say you were Grace Delly?" 633 01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:43,534 She replied, "Would you have behaved like you did?" 634 01:13:43,878 --> 01:13:44,914 I guess not 635 01:13:45,546 --> 01:13:48,710 You don't act like that with Grace Delly 636 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:51,258 You wear kid gloves! 637 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,567 It's a pity! That was nice 638 01:14:17,161 --> 01:14:18,161 Wait... 639 01:14:21,374 --> 01:14:22,990 This doesn't hurt 640 01:14:24,627 --> 01:14:26,289 Too bad, I don't have two 641 01:14:27,129 --> 01:14:28,711 It doesn't matter 642 01:14:29,715 --> 01:14:31,752 I'll do it this way 643 01:14:38,933 --> 01:14:40,799 Raise your ass 644 01:14:41,227 --> 01:14:44,015 I'll pull up your skirt 645 01:14:45,648 --> 01:14:47,264 Like that 646 01:14:49,443 --> 01:14:51,435 I'll spread your legs, OK? 647 01:14:52,613 --> 01:14:55,651 I think you like it when I spread your legs 648 01:14:56,617 --> 01:14:57,617 Wait 649 01:14:58,119 --> 01:14:59,485 I love it 650 01:15:18,305 --> 01:15:19,546 There 651 01:15:20,808 --> 01:15:22,265 That's nice 652 01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:27,562 Now I'll put this on 653 01:15:31,444 --> 01:15:32,605 Wait... 654 01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:41,235 Help me! 655 01:15:50,254 --> 01:15:52,120 That's beautiful! 656 01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:55,586 You're lovely like that 657 01:15:56,469 --> 01:15:57,960 You're very beautiful 658 01:15:58,596 --> 01:15:59,596 Now I'll gag you 659 01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:29,134 I enjoyed it so much, I grew fond of Robert 660 01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:33,646 Tying me up without tying me down, was the secret of his ritual 661 01:17:34,441 --> 01:17:37,559 After our sessions I was never depressed. We giggled 662 01:17:37,945 --> 01:17:41,609 We went out, ate too much 663 01:17:43,742 --> 01:17:45,404 ...the guy was flat broke, 664 01:17:47,413 --> 01:17:49,029 so she said to him... 665 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:54,204 You want more caviar? 666 01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:55,994 More caviar? 667 01:17:56,547 --> 01:17:58,288 Waiter, please! 668 01:17:59,341 --> 01:18:01,924 More caviar! 669 01:18:04,054 --> 01:18:06,137 And vodka! 670 01:18:06,307 --> 01:18:08,299 I love to drink 671 01:18:10,477 --> 01:18:13,766 But I never get drunk, or what they call drunk 672 01:18:20,654 --> 01:18:23,112 Can we have some more vodka? 673 01:18:37,171 --> 01:18:38,537 You seem fine 674 01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:42,082 You see your pals. I see my girlfriends 675 01:18:42,259 --> 01:18:44,967 I bet you badmouth us! 676 01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:49,010 We badmouth you, we do, we don't... 677 01:18:54,313 --> 01:18:55,429 Help me? 678 01:19:19,380 --> 01:19:20,791 Touch me 679 01:19:21,507 --> 01:19:23,794 I can't. You kept them on 680 01:19:24,218 --> 01:19:25,504 If that's all it takes... 681 01:19:33,811 --> 01:19:35,473 Love is a bitch 682 01:19:35,980 --> 01:19:37,972 It's just a power trip 683 01:19:38,899 --> 01:19:42,483 A guy you're faithful to, won't fuck you 684 01:19:43,529 --> 01:19:46,363 Cheat on him, and he screws you 685 01:19:47,366 --> 01:19:49,733 They don't guess you're cheating, 686 01:19:50,035 --> 01:19:52,448 they sense you're getting away 687 01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:03,087 My hands are dead. I can't do a thing 688 01:20:05,718 --> 01:20:09,007 Now what? What are you playing at? 689 01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:26,653 Why can't you see I only do this with you? 690 01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:32,283 I've never touched anyone else's cock 691 01:20:33,287 --> 01:20:35,324 Then why won't you leave me alone? 692 01:20:35,497 --> 01:20:37,113 Because you do nothing 693 01:20:38,584 --> 01:20:41,998 Now you be me 694 01:20:42,671 --> 01:20:44,003 You be the woman 695 01:20:44,173 --> 01:20:47,462 I'll be your guy, I'll screw you 696 01:20:53,265 --> 01:20:54,722 Can you believe it? 697 01:20:54,975 --> 01:20:58,309 That's how that selfish bastard got me pregnant! 698 01:20:58,479 --> 01:21:01,222 Nobody came, not even him 699 01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:06,776 He pulled a Virgin Mary on me, with a drop of seminal fluid 700 01:21:12,576 --> 01:21:16,490 Spread your legs. Relax. There... 701 01:21:26,632 --> 01:21:30,091 The neck is closed. Good. The uterus is... 702 01:21:30,427 --> 01:21:32,089 It's been eight weeks 703 01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:35,342 Your turn 704 01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:06,836 That's how I became a case study for spotty interns 705 01:22:08,841 --> 01:22:10,833 A slab of meat 706 01:22:13,137 --> 01:22:16,050 Once you're pregnant, they spread your legs 707 01:22:16,223 --> 01:22:19,307 and peer all the way up your vagina 708 01:22:30,779 --> 01:22:34,398 Strangely I took a bitter liking to it 709 01:22:35,033 --> 01:22:37,696 As I'd made a truce with Robert 710 01:22:37,870 --> 01:22:41,159 while I was pregnant, nobody else touched me 711 01:22:42,082 --> 01:22:45,701 My monthly visits were the only sex I had 712 01:22:48,005 --> 01:22:52,670 I'm uneasy on an exam table, I resent spreading my legs 713 01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:01,891 That's why it upsets me: 714 01:23:02,227 --> 01:23:04,640 I'm a bit of an ice-maiden 715 01:23:05,606 --> 01:23:10,192 I see why the Chinese used an ivory dildo to probe you 716 01:23:11,111 --> 01:23:14,354 Though even that's distasteful 717 01:23:15,616 --> 01:23:18,484 Porn movies, too, protect your libido. 718 01:23:18,660 --> 01:23:20,822 You watch a surrogate image 719 01:23:21,038 --> 01:23:23,246 But what you can't tolerate in life, 720 01:23:23,540 --> 01:23:26,123 you can't tolerate in images either 721 01:23:27,085 --> 01:23:31,921 An image is just as compromising, since it stands for you 722 01:23:52,611 --> 01:23:53,727 Very good 723 01:24:03,455 --> 01:24:05,037 Paul is right 724 01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:09,788 You can't love a face when a cunt tags along 725 01:24:11,129 --> 01:24:14,247 Cunts and faces don't mix 726 01:24:17,219 --> 01:24:19,882 I fantasize about a brothel, 727 01:24:20,305 --> 01:24:23,139 where heads are separated from bodies, 728 01:24:23,308 --> 01:24:26,142 by a machine like a guillotine 729 01:24:26,812 --> 01:24:29,145 before the blade comes down 730 01:24:30,941 --> 01:24:33,524 Of course, there's no blade 731 01:24:34,778 --> 01:24:39,819 I wear a silky red skirt that billows up and rustles 732 01:24:40,784 --> 01:24:44,528 And those silly trappings that give men a hard-on 733 01:24:45,289 --> 01:24:48,498 It's proof a hard-on doesn't mean they love us 734 01:24:50,002 --> 01:24:53,746 Paul is right, being a woman has a fatal flaw 735 01:24:54,214 --> 01:24:57,378 If she gets you hard, you want to screw her 736 01:24:58,093 --> 01:25:00,255 Wanting to screw her is to despise her 737 01:25:00,470 --> 01:25:03,258 Love between men and women is impossible 738 01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:08,726 Men you can't see, you imagine coarse and ape-like 739 01:25:09,479 --> 01:25:12,347 Aziz, look at my cock! 740 01:25:12,733 --> 01:25:15,601 As if crudeness is all one can expect 741 01:25:25,912 --> 01:25:28,120 There we see the head 742 01:25:29,541 --> 01:25:31,749 That was the spine 743 01:25:32,461 --> 01:25:33,702 The femur 744 01:25:34,254 --> 01:25:35,790 Want to know what it is? 745 01:25:36,715 --> 01:25:38,206 It's a boy 746 01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:41,092 Fabulous 747 01:25:43,930 --> 01:25:45,717 You want me to marry you? 748 01:25:53,482 --> 01:25:54,814 Yes 749 01:26:05,243 --> 01:26:09,863 That night, Paul made love to me for the first time in ages 750 01:26:20,926 --> 01:26:23,043 And for the last time 751 01:26:25,597 --> 01:26:29,932 From then on he dragged me around like a ball and chain, 752 01:26:30,560 --> 01:26:32,927 a duty he had to endure 753 01:26:33,647 --> 01:26:35,855 We went out every night 754 01:26:36,274 --> 01:26:38,561 with his sister and brother-in-law 755 01:26:39,319 --> 01:26:42,027 Now that I was the mother of his son, 756 01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:44,359 I'd met his whole family 757 01:26:45,409 --> 01:26:46,820 You OK? 758 01:26:54,918 --> 01:26:55,918 Two whiskies! 759 01:27:30,954 --> 01:27:33,037 - You OK? - Fine 760 01:27:33,874 --> 01:27:35,490 Want another drink? 761 01:27:37,294 --> 01:27:38,294 Later 762 01:28:31,097 --> 01:28:33,214 Please don't make a scene 763 01:28:34,726 --> 01:28:36,183 Don't worry 764 01:28:36,645 --> 01:28:39,479 I felt like dancing, so I grabbed a girl 765 01:28:40,190 --> 01:28:43,433 I almost kissed her, she was so hot for me 766 01:28:44,986 --> 01:28:47,478 Then I dumped her where I picked her up 767 01:28:47,948 --> 01:28:50,031 She never knew what happened 768 01:28:51,952 --> 01:28:53,739 You can't complain 769 01:28:55,247 --> 01:28:56,328 I didn't 770 01:28:56,998 --> 01:28:59,240 But you wanted to 771 01:29:09,803 --> 01:29:11,385 A whisky, please! 772 01:29:34,786 --> 01:29:36,823 You two fallen out of love? 773 01:29:36,997 --> 01:29:39,740 You look like a couple of squares! 774 01:29:45,297 --> 01:29:47,505 Sit down 775 01:30:51,446 --> 01:30:52,732 Feeling tired? 776 01:30:54,282 --> 01:30:55,318 I'm fine 777 01:31:16,471 --> 01:31:18,804 She's my sister, but I'll tell her 778 01:31:20,684 --> 01:31:24,268 A man likes a challenge 779 01:31:24,688 --> 01:31:27,180 He hates being followed around 780 01:31:27,816 --> 01:31:31,901 He needs to fear he may lose her. Then he chases her 781 01:31:32,362 --> 01:31:34,149 Or chases someone else 782 01:31:34,781 --> 01:31:36,773 A man's always chasing 783 01:31:40,954 --> 01:31:42,445 You agree? 784 01:31:45,083 --> 01:31:47,200 You and your chasing's a bore 785 01:32:16,239 --> 01:32:17,650 The bastard! 786 01:32:18,908 --> 01:32:21,776 He leaves me alone with the fear 787 01:32:22,078 --> 01:32:26,243 that soon my vagina will open and spit out the baby 788 01:32:28,543 --> 01:32:30,250 Wake up! 789 01:32:34,215 --> 01:32:36,958 I'm sick of your boozing! 790 01:32:38,386 --> 01:32:40,844 You slob! You stupid tart! 791 01:33:01,367 --> 01:33:02,653 Coming down 792 01:33:03,078 --> 01:33:04,114 What's going on? 793 01:33:06,164 --> 01:33:07,530 You'll like it 794 01:33:20,845 --> 01:33:24,964 Get on the table. Wait for the contraction to pass 795 01:33:25,475 --> 01:33:26,636 Breathe deeply 796 01:33:28,478 --> 01:33:30,936 Breathe. Once it's over, get on the table 797 01:33:37,987 --> 01:33:40,354 - The father can't stay - Yes, he can! 798 01:33:41,825 --> 01:33:43,282 Don't I get an epidural? 799 01:33:43,451 --> 01:33:46,194 It's too late, your baby's being born 800 01:33:47,163 --> 01:33:50,622 Ready? We're going to push the baby out. Breathe in! 801 01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:55,787 Breath in! Hold your breath, grab the bar 802 01:33:55,964 --> 01:33:58,877 Push hard! Again! 803 01:33:59,384 --> 01:34:02,752 As hard as you can. Hold your breath. Again! 804 01:34:12,647 --> 01:34:14,980 It's incredible to create life 805 01:34:21,281 --> 01:34:23,113 Breathe in! 806 01:34:23,491 --> 01:34:25,733 Hold your breath and push 807 01:34:25,910 --> 01:34:26,991 Go on! 808 01:34:27,537 --> 01:34:32,248 They say a woman isn't a woman until she's a mother. It's true 809 01:34:33,835 --> 01:34:37,374 Nothing that happened before really matters 810 01:35:51,412 --> 01:35:55,406 For Christine Pascal 811 01:35:57,126 --> 01:35:59,914 I gave my son his father's name 812 01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:02,918 If someone up there's counting souls, 813 01:36:03,091 --> 01:36:04,878 then we're even 814 01:38:30,029 --> 01:38:32,442 Subtitles: Gorse 815 01:38:32,615 --> 01:38:34,777 Processed by C.M.C. 816 01:38:35,305 --> 01:38:41,524 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 57689

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