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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,950 --> 00:01:02,660 (片名:寄生上流) Parasite 2 00:00:55,950 --> 00:01:02,660 字幕来源于网络手抄字幕 手打字幕:188 、小舅子 补翻:格子 打轴&压制:小花生 3 00:01:37,970 --> 00:01:39,940 这下完蛋了 4 00:01:39,940 --> 00:01:41,570 没有免费的无线网络了 5 00:01:43,110 --> 00:01:44,220 基婷 6 00:01:44,220 --> 00:01:45,350 嗯? 7 00:01:45,350 --> 00:01:49,520 楼上阿姨的网路锁密码了 8 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:51,330 密码? 9 00:01:51,330 --> 00:01:53,030 你试过123456789吗? 10 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:54,190 不行 11 00:01:54,190 --> 00:01:55,750 倒过来试试看 12 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:57,410 我试过了 13 00:01:57,410 --> 00:02:01,600 靠。那就不能传讯息了? 14 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:02,520 不行 15 00:02:03,170 --> 00:02:04,760 喂,金基泽 16 00:02:05,930 --> 00:02:09,040 靠,别装睡了,想想办法吧 17 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:15,000 手机被停话,网络也断线 18 00:02:16,540 --> 00:02:19,120 你有什么打算? 19 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,800 女子链球项目获胜者 20 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,290 基宇 -是,爸爸 21 00:02:23,290 --> 00:02:26,510 找无线网络,手要举高一点 22 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:31,800 每个角落都要仔细找 23 00:02:35,870 --> 00:02:39,520 该死的灶马又来了 24 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,870 在这里!找到了! 25 00:02:42,870 --> 00:02:44,300 真的有讯号吗? 26 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:47,500 真的,看到没? 27 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,850 咖啡王国2G 28 00:02:48,850 --> 00:02:51,040 是附近新开的咖啡店吗? 29 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,740 我怎么连不到? 30 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,410 你爬上来这里 31 00:02:54,410 --> 00:02:55,750 孩子们 32 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:57,200 可以用吗? 33 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,240 可以 34 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:01,060 快看一下讯息 35 00:03:01,060 --> 00:03:04,030 披萨时代 说会跟我联络 36 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:05,910 我看看 37 00:03:05,910 --> 00:03:08,350 真的有披萨时代的讯息 38 00:03:12,590 --> 00:03:14,550 你们看这个 39 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:16,310 像她这么快 40 00:03:16,310 --> 00:03:18,620 我们一天就可以折完 41 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:19,950 今天就能拿到钱 42 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:21,570 原来要站着折 -她好专业 43 00:03:21,570 --> 00:03:23,570 不对 没有啊 44 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:26,090 怎么了? -消毒? 45 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,780 现在还会这样喷药消毒? 46 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:30,790 大概吧 47 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:31,650 把窗户关上 48 00:03:31,650 --> 00:03:34,410 别关,就当做把家里免费消毒 49 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:36,120 顺便把虫杀光 50 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,280 好主意,最近虫实在太多了 51 00:03:40,770 --> 00:03:42,580 天啊,好臭 52 00:03:45,710 --> 00:03:47,750 我刚刚不是说要关窗吗? 53 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:49,750 那现在要关吗? 54 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:51,750 快被熏死了 55 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:02,480 请问到底哪里有问题? 56 00:04:03,340 --> 00:04:06,410 以这个为例,你看清楚了 57 00:04:06,410 --> 00:04:08,960 压线歪七扭八 58 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,230 这边为什么有压痕? 59 00:04:11,230 --> 00:04:12,950 这里为什么又突出来? 60 00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:15,230 根本是没折完的半成品 61 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:20,530 4分之一的盒子都这样 62 00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:22,870 每4个就有一个不合格 63 00:04:26,190 --> 00:04:29,860 所以你要扣掉一成薪水? 64 00:04:30,410 --> 00:04:33,610 以品质来说,这惩罚算轻了吧? 65 00:04:34,820 --> 00:04:38,010 薪水又没多少,别太过分! 66 00:04:40,010 --> 00:04:41,070 我说你 67 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:44,200 事情没你想的那么简单 68 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,020 一个折得乱七八糟的披萨盒 69 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:49,560 对品牌影响多大,你知道吗? 70 00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:52,950 请不起折披萨盒的人,还谈什么品牌? 71 00:04:52,950 --> 00:04:54,140 你说什么? 72 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:56,210 老板 73 00:04:57,350 --> 00:04:58,810 是因为那个人的关系吗? 74 00:04:58,810 --> 00:04:59,840 哪个人? 75 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:03,740 原本打工的人,突然跑掉了对吧? 76 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:06,870 就在教会下单的重要关头 77 00:05:06,870 --> 00:05:10,250 真是的,你怎么知道这些? 78 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:11,330 哪里打听到的? 79 00:05:12,170 --> 00:05:14,070 那个人是我妹妹的朋友 80 00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:18,510 他本来就有些怪,风评不太好 81 00:05:18,510 --> 00:05:20,340 所以说啊,老板 82 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:23,320 一成的罚款没问题 83 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:24,480 不过... 84 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:25,920 不过? 85 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,530 你不想找新的工读生吗? 86 00:05:28,530 --> 00:05:32,400 姐,我们需要人力 87 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,400 开除翘班的工读生,当作他的惩罚 88 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:39,370 明天我可以面试,几点方便? 89 00:05:39,370 --> 00:05:41,070 不,等等 90 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:44,540 让我先想一下 91 00:05:44,540 --> 00:05:47,240 那麻烦你先付披萨盒的钱 92 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:57,890 今天像这样围坐在一起 93 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,530 手机又能连上网络 94 00:06:00,530 --> 00:06:05,240 就一起庆祝网路复活吧! 95 00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:08,860 那家伙又来了,天还没黑就... 96 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,930 为什么不贴禁止小便的公告 97 00:06:13,930 --> 00:06:14,590 早就跟你说过了! 98 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:18,630 没用,醉汉看到那种公告更想尿尿 99 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,480 至少吼吼他吧 100 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,190 不要啦 101 00:06:23,190 --> 00:06:24,850 不要尿啦,靠 102 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,470 是敏赫哥吗? 103 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,520 叔叔,那里不是厕所 104 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:34,990 是敏赫没错 105 00:06:35,630 --> 00:06:37,010 喂,臭小子 106 00:06:37,010 --> 00:06:39,200 是你做错,还敢瞪我? 107 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:41,580 给我过来,小兔崽子 108 00:06:44,810 --> 00:06:46,920 拜托你清醒一点! 109 00:06:47,810 --> 00:06:50,460 你朋友挺有种的 110 00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:53,530 大学生的气势就是不一样 111 00:06:53,530 --> 00:06:54,630 确实跟哥哥不一样 112 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:57,040 不过他现在要来我们家吗? 113 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,080 有说好要来吗? 114 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,140 没有 115 00:06:59,140 --> 00:07:00,480 大家好 116 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,340 敏赫你来啦 117 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:03,350 你怎么会来? 118 00:07:03,350 --> 00:07:04,170 伯父好 119 00:07:04,170 --> 00:07:05,080 你好 -有什么事吗 120 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:08,520 我有传简讯给你,没看到吗? 121 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,250 抱歉打扰你们吃饭 122 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:11,660 不会啦,我们没在吃饭 123 00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:13,950 基婷最近好吗? -还不错,哥呢? 124 00:07:13,950 --> 00:07:16,870 约外面就好,干嘛跑来家里 125 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:17,760 因为这个 126 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,630 为了拿给你,这个有点重 127 00:07:20,630 --> 00:07:23,030 是吗?放这里就好 128 00:07:24,870 --> 00:07:26,600 这是什么? 129 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,370 我说要去找基宇 130 00:07:28,370 --> 00:07:31,570 爷爷就说一定要拿给你 131 00:07:35,770 --> 00:07:38,030 这是山水盆景吗? 132 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,830 也可以当做是一种抽象石雕 133 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:43,170 原来您懂 134 00:07:43,170 --> 00:07:47,280 我爸在军校时期就收集奇石了 135 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:50,890 现在家里的客厅、书房 136 00:07:50,890 --> 00:07:53,110 到处都是石头 137 00:07:53,110 --> 00:07:57,040 这个石头可以带来财运和考运 138 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,090 敏赫 139 00:07:58,580 --> 00:08:01,010 这真的很有象征意义 140 00:08:01,670 --> 00:08:05,010 的确,刚好现在很需要 141 00:08:05,010 --> 00:08:05,820 没错 142 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:09,370 请务必转告爷爷我们的感谢 143 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,680 怎么不买点吃的过来 144 00:08:21,970 --> 00:08:25,240 那叫什么...山水盆景? 145 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,690 你也收集那种石头吗? 146 00:08:26,690 --> 00:08:29,820 多亏这石头我才有机会拜访你爸妈 147 00:08:29,820 --> 00:08:31,080 他们看起来都很健康 148 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,170 很健康没错,只是没工作 149 00:08:39,090 --> 00:08:41,210 基婷已经不去补习了吗? 150 00:08:42,570 --> 00:08:45,060 不是不去,是没钱去 151 00:08:54,220 --> 00:08:54,990 可爱吧? 152 00:08:56,590 --> 00:08:59,110 她是你的家教学生? 153 00:08:59,110 --> 00:09:00,620 朴多慧,高二 154 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:04,500 你代替我去当英文家教 155 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:06,420 怎么突然这么说? 156 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,270 有钱人的家教,薪水很不错 157 00:09:09,860 --> 00:09:11,210 她也很乖 158 00:09:11,210 --> 00:09:14,260 我出国交换时,麻烦照顾一下 159 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:18,510 你在学校不是有很多朋友? 160 00:09:18,510 --> 00:09:21,570 干嘛拜托我这种重考生? 161 00:09:22,310 --> 00:09:23,570 哪有为什么? 162 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,780 我光用想的就讨厌 163 00:09:26,780 --> 00:09:31,020 想到那些臭男生在多慧身边打转 164 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:32,640 就觉得恶心 165 00:09:38,910 --> 00:09:39,810 你喜欢她吗? 166 00:09:45,150 --> 00:09:46,960 我是认真的 167 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:52,160 等他上大学,我想正式跟她交往 168 00:09:53,150 --> 00:09:55,180 在那之前麻烦好好照顾她 169 00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:58,320 如果是你,我就放心了 170 00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:03,050 谢谢你信任我 171 00:10:03,890 --> 00:10:06,910 不过要我假装是大学生吗? 172 00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:11,450 基宇,仔细想想 173 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:16,220 当兵前两次,当兵后两次 174 00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:17,880 你一共重考了4次对吧? 175 00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:21,360 文法、单字、作文、会话 176 00:10:22,050 --> 00:10:23,870 老实说你教英文... 177 00:10:23,870 --> 00:10:27,870 比那些整天喝酒的大学生强10倍 178 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,980 确实没错 -就是啊 179 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:36,270 不过他们能接受吗?我不是大学生 180 00:10:36,270 --> 00:10:37,950 假装一下不就好了 181 00:10:37,950 --> 00:10:41,210 没问题,你是我介绍的,而且... 182 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,910 那个贵妇太太该怎么说呢... 183 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:49,230 非常单纯 184 00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:50,590 年轻,而且单纯 185 00:10:50,590 --> 00:10:51,340 单纯? 186 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,140 什么意思? 187 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:57,390 说不上来,总之我挺喜欢的 188 00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,600 答应我啰? 189 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,000 那就这样吧 190 00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:06,220 听说你妹不是很有艺术天分? 191 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:07,330 修图技术也很强 192 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:07,330 【在学证明】 193 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:10,380 (延世大学) 194 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,890 技术这么好,竟然考不上美术系? 195 00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:16,250 找死吗? 196 00:11:18,710 --> 00:11:21,020 小姐,这里禁烟 197 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:22,460 好,把那个把给我 198 00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:23,050 好 199 00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:30,660 红色印章,大功告成 200 00:11:33,510 --> 00:11:36,350 真可惜首尔大学没有【伪造文书】系 201 00:11:36,970 --> 00:11:39,560 基婷一定考榜首 202 00:11:40,340 --> 00:11:42,630 对吧?她真的很强 203 00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:47,990 儿子要去面试,快说点好话 204 00:11:49,150 --> 00:11:49,990 儿子 205 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,830 你是我的骄傲 206 00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:55,250 爸爸 207 00:11:56,410 --> 00:11:58,990 这不算伪造文书或犯罪 208 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,910 我明年就会考上这间名校 209 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,460 原来你都计划好了 210 00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:08,620 我只是提前拿到在学证明而已 211 00:12:44,780 --> 00:12:45,680 请问哪位? 212 00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:48,580 多慧妈妈?您好 213 00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:50,430 我是敏赫介绍的... 214 00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:51,910 是,请进 215 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:54,130 好的 216 00:13:26,350 --> 00:13:27,570 你好 217 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,170 夫人,您好 218 00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:33,440 我只是在这里工作的人,这边请 219 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,740 庭院好漂亮 220 00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:37,080 里面也很漂亮 221 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,980 你知道建筑家南宫贤子老师吗? 222 00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:41,290 他很有名 223 00:13:41,290 --> 00:13:43,530 这原本是他的房子 224 00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:48,140 全都由他亲自设计和监工 225 00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:55,990 现在如你所见,是孩子的游乐园 226 00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:57,700 这边请 227 00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:02,700 先坐着等一下,我请太太过来 228 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:03,470 是 229 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,830 (南韩企业攻占纽约) 230 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:17,080 (2017年新奥技术奖) 231 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:16,690 太太 232 00:14:18,350 --> 00:14:19,130 太太? 233 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,070 太太? 234 00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:26,300 太太? 235 00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:31,960 应征家教老师的人来了 236 00:14:35,850 --> 00:14:38,170 不用给我看资料 237 00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:41,100 反正是敏赫老师介绍的 238 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:47,810 你也知道敏赫老师无可挑剔 239 00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:51,220 我和多慧对他很满意 240 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:53,150 这跟多慧的成绩无关 241 00:14:53,150 --> 00:14:54,540 你懂我的意思吗 242 00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:55,300 是 243 00:14:55,990 --> 00:14:57,970 他真的很棒 244 00:14:57,970 --> 00:15:00,930 说实话,本来打算明年学测前 245 00:15:00,930 --> 00:15:04,750 都要一直请敏赫老师来家教的 246 00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:08,360 不过他却突然去留学 247 00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:16,230 虽然有点失礼,但我就直说了 248 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:21,720 如果你不是敏赫老师的等级 249 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,890 我们坐在这里就没有意义了 250 00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:30,010 其实我想说的是... 251 00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:34,860 我可以观摩今天的第一堂课吗? 252 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:39,150 我想全程观察你怎么授课 253 00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:43,070 可以吗? 254 00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:13,650 你想改24题的答案吗? 255 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,770 多慧,你写了后面的题目 256 00:16:23,770 --> 00:16:25,660 然后又回到24题 257 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,430 对吧? 258 00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:30,280 是 259 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,340 如果现在是学测,这是第一题的话 260 00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:43,210 你从一开始就乱了阵脚 261 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,480 你看,脉搏也乱了 262 00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:53,510 心跳不会说谎 263 00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:58,620 所谓考试就是冲锋陷阵 264 00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,830 只要乱了节奏就完蛋了 265 00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:06,600 我不在意24题的正确答案是什么 266 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,950 你如何掌握整场考试的节奏 267 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:11,290 我在意的是这个 268 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,770 临场作战,靠的是气势 269 00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:18,480 气势 270 00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:20,970 知道了吗? 271 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:35,470 每个月付一次薪水 272 00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:38,460 每周一三五,每次两小时,好吗? 273 00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:40,670 至于钟点费... 274 00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:42,440 本来想付和敏赫老师相同的薪水 275 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,690 考虑物价上涨,就调高时薪了 276 00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:45,820 谢谢 277 00:17:46,910 --> 00:17:49,700 现在正式介绍一下吧 278 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:52,300 他是多慧的英文家教,凯文老师 279 00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:55,270 是,凯文老师 280 00:17:55,270 --> 00:17:58,860 上课时如果饿了,请随时告诉我 281 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,090 需要什么,请随时跟她说 282 00:18:01,090 --> 00:18:02,780 她比我更熟悉这个房子... 283 00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:05,200 多颂,不要这样! 284 00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:09,100 真的很抱歉,吓到了吧? 285 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,110 没事 286 00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:11,860 很可爱呢,他叫多颂吗? 287 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:13,620 对,是我们家最小的 288 00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,330 多颂,快打招呼 289 00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:16,700 凯文老师 290 00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:21,720 这是印第安人的箭 291 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,890 我特别从美国网站买的 292 00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:26,200 他从去年开始变成印第安控 293 00:18:28,730 --> 00:18:29,950 印第安控? 294 00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:33,550 他容易对某件事入迷吗? 295 00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:37,420 他很无厘头又散漫 296 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,580 一刻都静不下来 297 00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:42,470 所以去年让他加入幼童军 298 00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:45,520 希望他能遵守规定,变得专注点 299 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,030 结果你看 300 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,030 他变得更奇怪了 301 00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:54,070 幼童军团长好像是印第安控 302 00:18:54,070 --> 00:18:56,070 似乎是受他影响... 303 00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:01,690 幼童军精神源自美国的印第安人 304 00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:02,840 这是好事 305 00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:05,990 凯文老师以前是童军吗? 306 00:19:05,990 --> 00:19:09,120 对,我很有当童军的天分 307 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:12,990 我们多颂也很有艺术天分,你看 308 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:17,550 他的画很抽象,感觉很强烈呢 309 00:19:17,550 --> 00:19:19,310 对吧?很强烈吧 310 00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:21,420 凯文老师果然感受得到 311 00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,400 这画的是猩猩吧? 312 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,680 这是自画像 313 00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:30,260 我就知道 314 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:35,250 以大人的眼光无法理解... 315 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,250 多颂艺术表达的天赋 316 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,890 可能就是因为这样 317 00:19:39,890 --> 00:19:43,310 我们换过很多的美术老师 318 00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:45,310 没人撑得过一个月 319 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:49,780 再加上多颂有点不受控制 320 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,780 夫人 -是 321 00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:58,480 我想到一个不错的人选 322 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,520 她的名字是... 323 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,780 杰西卡!对了,杰西卡... 324 00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:08,260 她是我堂哥美术系上的学妹 325 00:20:08,770 --> 00:20:10,800 她的韩文名加什么呢? 326 00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:12,820 总之,她原本就读 327 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:16,650 伊利诺州大学应用美术系 328 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,650 最近刚回到韩国 329 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:21,050 伊利诺...然后呢? 330 00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:23,840 听说她上课方式很特别 331 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:27,830 很能掌握孩子的状况 332 00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:30,460 在美术圈算是少见的 333 00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:33,740 不过她上课不只方式独特 334 00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:36,170 还能一路辅导孩子考上美术系 335 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:38,760 真的吗?我很好奇 336 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,450 她是什么样的人呢? 337 00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:42,450 你想见见她吗? 338 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,320 不过听说她很难约... 339 00:20:51,630 --> 00:20:52,500 等等 340 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:58,140 【杰西卡独生女,伊利诺州芝加哥】 341 00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:00,500 【系上学长金振慕,他是你堂哥】 342 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:12,320 你看多颂用食物在桌巾上 343 00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:14,920 画了马赛克 344 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,400 不过其中还有重复的图案 345 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,800 辣椒酱是红色,米粒是...总之 346 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,450 散发着巴斯奇亚式风格 347 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,930 他不过才9岁而已! 348 00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:27,640 真令人期待 349 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:32,990 我相信这些杰西卡老师都观察到了 350 00:21:33,490 --> 00:21:37,470 两位请慢聊,我去帮多慧上课 351 00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:39,660 杰西卡老师,下次见 352 00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:41,580 是,谢谢你的引荐 353 00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:51,100 那边可以看到多颂异于常人的才华 354 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:54,690 多慧 355 00:21:55,390 --> 00:21:58,320 我们要从38题开始吧? 356 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,970 那个,老师... 357 00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:05,280 嗯? 358 00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:10,360 你知道吗?多颂全是装的 359 00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,230 什么意思? 360 00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:15,640 全都是作秀 361 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:19,500 他故意装成天才,做事很无厘头 362 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:20,730 假装自已是艺术家 363 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,330 多颂吗? 364 00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:25,860 不是有种人会这样吗? 365 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:27,310 走在路上突然站住 366 00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:29,660 看着天空假装有灵感浮现 367 00:22:30,630 --> 00:22:35,980 所以他走路会突然盯着天空10分钟? 368 00:22:36,740 --> 00:22:38,230 你送我的意思吧? 369 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,440 真是鸡皮疙瘩掉满地 370 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,080 还装得一副受不了正常生活的样子 371 00:22:45,060 --> 00:22:46,100 看到我都想吐了 372 00:22:48,190 --> 00:22:49,610 多颂原来会这样啊... 373 00:22:50,530 --> 00:22:53,880 不过这和你解题有什么关系? 374 00:23:00,290 --> 00:23:02,160 我只是说说而已 375 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,750 好,既然这样 376 00:23:08,060 --> 00:23:10,790 你刚刚把多颂形容得挺有趣的 377 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:13,700 我们拿来练习英文写作好了 378 00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:20,470 不过【假装】这个单字要用两次以上 379 00:23:21,430 --> 00:23:24,560 老师,那我可以问一个问题吗? 380 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:25,710 好 381 00:23:25,710 --> 00:23:27,830 今天来的杰西卡老师 382 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:34,620 真的是老师堂哥系上的学妹吗? 383 00:23:37,330 --> 00:23:38,980 什么意思? 384 00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:40,400 杰西卡是你女朋友吧? 385 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,980 怎么可能,我今天第一次见到她 386 00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:55,010 杰西卡老师很漂亮吧? 387 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,400 你没兴趣吗? 388 00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:00,670 你刚刚有看到她? 389 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,550 是挺漂亮的...可以算是美女 390 00:24:05,550 --> 00:24:06,530 对 391 00:24:10,350 --> 00:24:11,440 我就知道... 392 00:24:12,530 --> 00:24:14,140 你对她有兴趣 393 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:18,150 多慧 394 00:24:23,590 --> 00:24:28,030 如果把杰西卡老师比喻成玫瑰 395 00:24:28,030 --> 00:24:29,420 那多慧你就是... 396 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,180 解题好了 -是 397 00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:22,540 他无法乖乖坐着,请谅解 398 00:25:22,540 --> 00:25:23,530 是 399 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,180 多颂 400 00:25:26,790 --> 00:25:27,690 多颂,起来 401 00:25:27,690 --> 00:25:28,900 多颂,快起来 402 00:25:29,870 --> 00:25:31,290 竟然在屁股... 403 00:25:31,290 --> 00:25:33,560 多颂妈妈,麻烦您出去 -什么? 404 00:25:34,290 --> 00:25:36,570 我不在家长面前授课 405 00:25:37,150 --> 00:25:39,600 可是今天是第一天,你也看到他... 406 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:40,660 请下楼 407 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,150 朴多颂? 408 00:25:44,150 --> 00:25:44,850 多颂 409 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:50,330 太太 410 00:25:51,740 --> 00:25:53,290 请问吆喝一点梅子汁吗? 411 00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:54,080 什么? 412 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,330 加点蜂蜜,让您放松 413 00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,700 那太好了 414 00:26:14,770 --> 00:26:16,150 那个... -是 415 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,370 这样好了 416 00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:21,770 你准备两杯,送到多颂房间 417 00:26:21,770 --> 00:26:24,870 你又不是家长,当然可以进去 418 00:26:24,870 --> 00:26:26,490 也是 419 00:26:26,490 --> 00:26:29,450 那我再告诉您里面的情况 420 00:26:30,210 --> 00:26:32,030 早该这么做了 421 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,270 怎么了? 422 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:36,620 下楼了吗? 423 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:38,400 对 424 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,750 这么快就结束了? 425 00:26:45,510 --> 00:26:48,860 多颂妈妈请过来这边坐一下 426 00:26:51,350 --> 00:26:52,960 多颂你先上去 427 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:55,970 快点上去 428 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,860 这是多颂刚刚画的 429 00:27:04,860 --> 00:27:06,020 是 430 00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:10,470 我想和多颂妈妈单独谈谈 431 00:27:10,470 --> 00:27:11,630 这一位是我们的... 432 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:14,140 不,麻烦离开 433 00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:21,700 我刚刚有提过 434 00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:25,040 我主修艺术心理学和艺术治疗吧? 435 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,180 是 436 00:27:27,050 --> 00:27:29,240 请问多颂一年级时发生过什么事吗? 437 00:27:32,830 --> 00:27:34,990 我就直说了... 438 00:27:34,990 --> 00:27:38,340 为了判断是否可以教多颂 439 00:27:38,340 --> 00:27:40,430 我必须知道这件事 440 00:27:41,710 --> 00:27:45,410 不过这么突然不太方便... 441 00:27:45,410 --> 00:27:46,300 怎么办呢? 442 00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:47,770 没关系 443 00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:53,520 通常画的右下方称为 思觉失调症区 444 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,640 很常表现出精神方面的症状 445 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,220 思觉失调... 446 00:27:57,220 --> 00:27:58,290 请看这里 447 00:27:58,290 --> 00:28:00,890 多颂画了特别的形状吧? 448 00:28:00,890 --> 00:28:01,750 是 449 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:04,370 哦? 450 00:28:04,370 --> 00:28:07,160 那个也是,那也一样吧? 451 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,600 是,没有错 452 00:28:09,390 --> 00:28:11,410 同样的区域,差不多的形状 453 00:28:11,410 --> 00:28:12,630 现在看出来了吗? 454 00:28:13,230 --> 00:28:14,050 是 455 00:28:14,870 --> 00:28:18,610 每天吃饭都看着他的画 456 00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:21,640 我却什么都不知道 457 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,250 请冷静下来,沉着一点 458 00:28:25,210 --> 00:28:27,590 这些都是多颂心里的黑盒子 459 00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:31,940 你愿意和我一起打开黑盒子吗? 460 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,910 我想打开,老师 461 00:28:34,910 --> 00:28:37,120 那就需要每个一二四五 462 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,540 每次上课两小时 463 00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:43,830 这不是单纯的家教,而是艺术治疗 464 00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:44,880 当然 465 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,050 因为我的钟点费会比较高 466 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:50,400 您没问题吗? 467 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:51,950 是我该谢谢老师 468 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,110 孩子的爸好像回来了 469 00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:06,330 老公,这位是多颂新来的美术老师 470 00:29:08,510 --> 00:29:10,220 杰西卡老师,来自伊利诺州 471 00:29:11,220 --> 00:29:13,600 杰西卡,这是东翊 472 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,520 您好 -你好 473 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,800 多颂就拜托你了 474 00:29:17,370 --> 00:29:18,550 已经上完课了吗? 475 00:29:18,550 --> 00:29:19,390 对,刚上完 476 00:29:20,130 --> 00:29:21,510 尹司机 -是 477 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:23,200 你有空吗? -是 478 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,910 那就送老师回去好了 479 00:29:25,910 --> 00:29:30,460 也是,晚上一个人走不太好 480 00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:31,250 是的 481 00:29:31,790 --> 00:29:33,020 杰西卡老师 482 00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:38,870 既然都送了,直接送你回家好吗? 483 00:29:40,740 --> 00:29:44,160 请问你住哪里? -不用了 484 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,160 送我到惠化地铁站就好 485 00:29:46,860 --> 00:29:47,780 谢谢 486 00:29:47,780 --> 00:29:49,260 就算很远也没关系 487 00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:52,750 反正我已经下班了... -我要在惠化站下车 488 00:29:54,050 --> 00:29:56,560 好像快下雨了 489 00:29:58,460 --> 00:30:00,600 别搭地铁,搭宾士好吗? 490 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,800 我和男友约在3号出口见面 491 00:30:05,530 --> 00:30:06,480 是 492 00:30:41,350 --> 00:30:44,930 爸你以前当代驾,常开宾士吗? 493 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:51,850 我在大峙洞代客泊车的时候比较常开 494 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,690 老爸也做过代客泊车啊 495 00:30:55,690 --> 00:30:58,070 没错,在炸鸡店倒闭后 496 00:30:58,070 --> 00:30:59,510 卖台湾古早味蛋糕之前 497 00:30:59,510 --> 00:31:01,310 大概有6个月吧 498 00:31:01,310 --> 00:31:04,160 不对,古早味蛋糕店倒闭后才泊车 499 00:31:07,610 --> 00:31:09,570 我们要进行下个阶段了吗? 500 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:14,250 我已经在宾士里设好圈套了 501 00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:16,250 那就开始进行 502 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:17,820 这里真的很有象征意义 503 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:22,020 爸,我们刚好在司机餐厅吃饭呢 504 00:31:22,870 --> 00:31:24,260 就是啊,在司机餐厅 505 00:31:25,220 --> 00:31:26,490 你们多吃一点 506 00:31:27,210 --> 00:31:30,270 你抢什么功劳,明明是孩子请吃饭 507 00:31:30,270 --> 00:31:33,400 儿子,多吃点 508 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,360 好 509 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,570 多吃一点 510 00:31:35,570 --> 00:31:37,880 你昨天对那位贵妇做了什么? 511 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:38,600 什么? 512 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,440 她没在开玩笑的 513 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,890 一直说很感动、很震惊... 514 00:31:42,890 --> 00:31:44,290 靠,我也不知道 515 00:31:44,290 --> 00:31:47,970 我只是搜寻艺术治疗,把资料背出来 516 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:50,470 她就一直掉泪 517 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,980 真是疯婆子,害我不知所措 518 00:32:27,890 --> 00:32:29,210 你回来啦? 519 00:32:29,210 --> 00:32:31,210 吃过饭了吗? 520 00:32:32,530 --> 00:32:34,220 发生什么事了吗? 521 00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:35,670 阿姨出门了吧? 522 00:32:35,670 --> 00:32:36,710 对,她去遛狗 523 00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:38,890 老婆 524 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,170 我在汽车座椅下找到这个 525 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:47,470 尹司机这个疯子 526 00:32:47,470 --> 00:32:48,860 这是什么? 527 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,560 老公,对不起 528 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,710 我不知道尹司机是这种人 529 00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:55,560 你给他的薪水不是挺好的吗? 530 00:32:57,150 --> 00:32:59,650 难道这家伙不去开房间是为了省钱? 531 00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:01,310 可能是变态吧 532 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,440 比起摩铁更喜欢在车上 533 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,420 脏死了,怎么可以在老板车子里 534 00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:11,830 年轻人私下有性生活不是问题 535 00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:17,070 为什么偏偏在我的车子里 536 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,210 要做在自己的前座就好 537 00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:23,190 为什么要逾越界线? 538 00:33:23,190 --> 00:33:24,170 就是啊 539 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,270 非得把精液滴在我的位置才爽吗? 540 00:33:28,270 --> 00:33:29,900 就是说啊 541 00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:38,270 你知道最诡异的是什么吗? 542 00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:40,500 什么? 543 00:33:42,140 --> 00:33:44,580 通常车震时 544 00:33:44,580 --> 00:33:49,170 应该会掉头发或耳环什么的 545 00:33:49,850 --> 00:33:51,170 没错 546 00:33:51,170 --> 00:33:54,200 但怎么会掉内裤呢? 547 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:58,620 就是啊,怎么想都不可能 548 00:34:00,390 --> 00:34:03,360 所以我怀疑那个女人的状态 549 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:06,440 你懂我的意思吗? 550 00:34:16,550 --> 00:34:18,880 天啊!冰毒、可卡因 551 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,020 嘘!孩子会听到 552 00:34:20,430 --> 00:34:21,260 那怎么办? 553 00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:24,520 万一车子里查出白色粉末就糟糕了 554 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,520 老婆,冷静一点 555 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:28,520 放轻松 556 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,080 刚刚只是推测,合理怀疑而已 557 00:34:33,410 --> 00:34:35,350 没有必要报警 558 00:34:35,350 --> 00:34:36,390 那当然 559 00:34:37,730 --> 00:34:40,850 更何况我这个大忙人质问他 560 00:34:40,850 --> 00:34:43,630 “你干嘛在我车里打炮?”也很可笑 561 00:34:43,630 --> 00:34:44,850 确实很可笑 562 00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:45,870 所以说... 563 00:34:46,730 --> 00:34:51,170 你找个借口,低调地解雇他好吗? 564 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,300 好,知道了 565 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:56,210 不要提到内裤或车震的事 566 00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:58,950 我们没必要降低格调,不是吗? 567 00:34:58,950 --> 00:35:00,170 就是啊 568 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,390 不过他会不会上网投诉我们... 569 00:35:03,390 --> 00:35:06,100 你就多付一点遣散费 570 00:35:07,450 --> 00:35:09,620 结束了吗?今天多颂乖吗? 571 00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:11,620 是,还不错 572 00:35:12,670 --> 00:35:14,380 上完课了吗? -对 573 00:35:15,090 --> 00:35:17,860 老师,上次你来上课 574 00:35:17,860 --> 00:35:20,330 尹司机送你回去那天 575 00:35:20,330 --> 00:35:21,340 是 576 00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:23,140 这么问有点怪 577 00:35:23,770 --> 00:35:25,740 但那天没发生什么事吧? 578 00:35:25,740 --> 00:35:27,190 没事,他非常亲切 579 00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:29,060 我说到惠化地铁站就好 580 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:32,570 但他坚持想送我回家 581 00:35:32,570 --> 00:35:35,710 那家伙这么晚竟然想去你家? 582 00:35:35,710 --> 00:35:37,060 所以他知道老师家住哪? 583 00:35:38,230 --> 00:35:40,060 没有,我在惠化站下车了 584 00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:42,820 好险,太好了 585 00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:44,350 杰西卡很棒 586 00:35:44,930 --> 00:35:46,830 他怎么了吗? 587 00:35:47,530 --> 00:35:52,310 总之,发生不太好的事被解雇了 588 00:35:53,090 --> 00:35:54,800 什么事? 589 00:35:56,180 --> 00:35:57,370 老师不用知道这些 590 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,040 好意外,他看起来很绅士也很酷 591 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,480 杰西卡,你太年轻单纯了 592 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,980 你见过的人太少了 593 00:36:09,270 --> 00:36:14,150 虽然我们本来也觉得年轻司机不错 594 00:36:14,150 --> 00:36:17,520 司机还是年长一点比较好吧? 595 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,850 的确是,开车技术好也更稳重 596 00:36:21,710 --> 00:36:24,420 在我大伯家工作的司机就是那样 597 00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:29,000 他叫金司机,人很温柔稳重 598 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,160 我小时候都叫他叔叔 599 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,610 你认识那样的人吗? 600 00:36:33,610 --> 00:36:36,130 对,个性真的很好 601 00:36:38,260 --> 00:36:41,590 不过我大伯最近调到芝加哥 602 00:36:43,130 --> 00:36:44,840 金司机好像没工作了 603 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,690 我很有兴趣,可以安排见面吗? 604 00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:51,000 真的吗? 605 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,780 我现在不太相信别人 606 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,960 不是熟人推荐,我无法信任 607 00:36:56,570 --> 00:36:59,470 杰西卡老师从小认识的人 608 00:36:59,470 --> 00:37:01,150 听起来就很放心 609 00:37:01,150 --> 00:37:02,050 到家了... 610 00:37:03,850 --> 00:37:05,300 真的要见他吗? 611 00:37:06,350 --> 00:37:07,490 我非常认真 612 00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:11,480 我觉得透过信任的人介绍最好 613 00:37:12,250 --> 00:37:13,250 就像是什么呢? 614 00:37:13,910 --> 00:37:15,090 信任锁链 615 00:37:15,540 --> 00:37:16,930 不是这个,是这个 616 00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:17,590 没错 617 00:37:17,590 --> 00:37:18,650 还有这里 618 00:37:19,410 --> 00:37:20,950 这个好像是触控的? 619 00:37:20,950 --> 00:37:23,990 不是触控,要用转的才行 620 00:37:23,990 --> 00:37:25,570 这真是的... 621 00:37:26,460 --> 00:37:27,260 先生 622 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,260 您在里面的时间有点久呢 623 00:37:31,740 --> 00:37:33,880 这辆车真不错 624 00:37:36,270 --> 00:37:38,360 在这里,过来 625 00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:43,300 他正在开会 626 00:37:48,670 --> 00:37:50,620 请你坐在这里等他 627 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:00,520 您好,初次见面 628 00:38:06,020 --> 00:38:07,590 这个和手机相容吗? 629 00:38:07,590 --> 00:38:13,690 不行,因为需要更高阶的运算能力 630 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:19,150 这不算试乘,你不用那么紧张 631 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,570 一整天工作太闷了想透透气 632 00:38:23,570 --> 00:38:25,090 是,我了解 633 00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:28,540 整天面对人一定很累吧? 634 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:30,050 至少在车子里,请享受宁静 635 00:38:32,660 --> 00:38:33,420 谢谢 636 00:38:34,650 --> 00:38:36,250 你似乎对路很熟 637 00:38:36,250 --> 00:38:38,980 38度线以南的大街小巷都没问题 638 00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:42,900 毕竟我也开了30年的车 639 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:45,350 我很尊敬常年在同个领域工作的人 640 00:38:46,410 --> 00:38:49,170 其实这个职业很单纯 641 00:38:49,170 --> 00:38:51,960 我载着一家之主 642 00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:53,970 一个公司老板 643 00:38:54,730 --> 00:38:57,440 或只是一个孤独的男人 644 00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,240 我每天早上和这个人一起上路 645 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,970 就像某种陪伴 646 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,480 我以这样的心情度过每一天 647 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,240 时间过的真快呢 648 00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:12,990 你的转弯技术果然很纯熟 649 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:20,120 看起来简单,却是基本功 650 00:39:20,930 --> 00:39:25,150 她看起来很随和,其实是老狐狸 651 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,540 有时候还把这房子当自己家 652 00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:30,540 没错 653 00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:34,460 在所有人当中,她住在那里最久 654 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,820 她是前屋主南宫贤子老师的帮佣 655 00:39:38,820 --> 00:39:42,680 接着继续做多惠家的帮佣 656 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,480 南宫贤子老师搬家时 657 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,940 把她介绍给朴社长夫妇 658 00:39:48,580 --> 00:39:51,740 还说“她真的持家有方,请聘用她” 659 00:39:51,740 --> 00:39:55,270 屋主换了,帮佣却没换 660 00:39:55,270 --> 00:39:57,830 她死守着这份好工作 661 00:39:58,580 --> 00:40:01,700 想除掉那种女人,我们要有所准备 662 00:40:03,470 --> 00:40:05,450 没错,需要好好计划 663 00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:10,130 我想吃水蜜桃,最喜欢水蜜桃了 664 00:40:11,050 --> 00:40:12,560 怎么不叫阿姨准备? 665 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,820 我们家不能吃水蜜桃,那是禁忌 666 00:40:23,870 --> 00:40:26,950 所以,根据多惠的说法 667 00:40:26,950 --> 00:40:29,590 阿姨对水蜜桃严重过敏 668 00:40:29,590 --> 00:40:31,030 你们知道水蜜桃外表都是毛吧? 669 00:40:31,590 --> 00:40:34,570 只要一靠近,全身就会起红疹 670 00:40:34,980 --> 00:40:42,020 出现呼吸严重、气喘等严重症状 671 00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:51,040 不是,家里没有水蜜桃 672 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,930 对,就是呀 673 00:40:55,610 --> 00:40:58,360 通常出现这种症状 674 00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,200 我就会立刻回房吃药 675 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,850 因为突然发作 676 00:41:04,850 --> 00:41:07,050 一阵慌乱中不知道把药放哪里了 677 00:41:07,050 --> 00:41:11,780 太太,请问后面这一位... 678 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,340 是我们家的阿姨 679 00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:16,340 真的是她,怎么办呢? 680 00:41:17,110 --> 00:41:19,370 我原本不太确定是不是她 681 00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:23,450 我在客厅见过一两次而已 682 00:41:24,930 --> 00:41:26,520 这在医院拍的吗? 683 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:30,300 我前两天去医院做健康检查 684 00:41:30,900 --> 00:41:33,220 我自拍要传照片给我老婆 685 00:41:33,220 --> 00:41:34,770 没想到拍到她在我后面 686 00:41:35,540 --> 00:41:37,760 她正在讲电话吗? 687 00:41:39,530 --> 00:41:40,980 我不是故意听她讲电话的... 688 00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:42,980 不是故意听她讲电话的 689 00:41:42,980 --> 00:41:44,900 可是因为听到一些内容 690 00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:46,730 不自觉就听下去... -卡 691 00:41:46,730 --> 00:41:49,740 爸爸,你的情绪太高涨了 692 00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:51,740 把它降到这里好吗? 693 00:41:52,340 --> 00:41:55,100 不自觉...就听下去了 694 00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:57,660 用意有所指的方式 695 00:41:59,270 --> 00:42:02,550 再次强调我不是故意偷听 696 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,450 阿姨的嗓门真的很大 697 00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:09,160 没关系,你说说看 698 00:42:09,790 --> 00:42:12,730 她说她罹患开放性肺结核 699 00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:15,320 对着电话里的人一直吼 700 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,970 气到整个人有点失控 701 00:42:17,970 --> 00:42:20,440 肺结核?不会吧... 702 00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:25,440 我亲耳听到她说得了肺结核 703 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,320 现在还有人得肺结核吗? 704 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,790 现在还有人得肺结核吗? 705 00:42:31,210 --> 00:42:31,840 爸爸 706 00:42:32,330 --> 00:42:36,590 以前圣诞节不是会买防痨邮票吗? 707 00:42:37,570 --> 00:42:39,000 听起来很像旧时代的事吧? 708 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,660 不过请您搜索看看 709 00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:44,620 韩国目前是OECD国里肺结核第一位 710 00:42:44,620 --> 00:42:48,240 我看阿姨一直装没事继续工作 711 00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:50,290 家里还有多颂这样的小孩 712 00:42:50,290 --> 00:42:53,080 家里还有多颂这样的小孩 713 00:42:53,690 --> 00:42:55,660 肺结核病人却在厨房 714 00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:56,960 煮饭、喷口水 715 00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,140 不要再说了 716 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,380 (爸爸:3分钟后到家) 717 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:54,830 如果有机会用上这个就太棒了 718 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,360 (社长太太) 719 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,300 (请到2楼三温暖室) 720 00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:30,300 (别让阿姨知道) 721 00:44:40,910 --> 00:44:42,080 请坐 -是 722 00:44:44,660 --> 00:44:45,330 金司机 723 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:49,180 今天的事请不要告诉我先生好吗? 724 00:44:49,950 --> 00:44:51,030 好的 725 00:44:51,030 --> 00:44:54,980 肺结核病人在家里的事传到他耳朵里 726 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,680 我一定会被碎尸万断 727 00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,210 太太,请不用担心 728 00:45:00,970 --> 00:45:03,740 虽然很冒昧,但我还是想澄清 729 00:45:04,430 --> 00:45:07,220 我和那位阿姨没有私人恩怨 730 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:13,470 我只是站在公共卫生的立场上 731 00:45:13,470 --> 00:45:15,180 感觉告诉您比较好 732 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:19,340 不是想要打小报告 733 00:45:19,340 --> 00:45:20,820 这你请不用担心 734 00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:23,530 我不会跟阿姨提到肺结核的事 735 00:45:23,530 --> 00:45:25,210 我会找别的借口解雇她 736 00:45:26,050 --> 00:45:26,990 简单且低调地解雇 737 00:45:29,190 --> 00:45:31,200 经验告诉我,这么做最好 738 00:45:32,030 --> 00:45:33,330 是,这样的话 739 00:45:44,830 --> 00:45:47,330 那个,你洗手了吗? 740 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,340 金司机 741 00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:37,760 你知道哪里的墩牛排骨好吃吗? 742 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,530 不要太远,这附近的就行 743 00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:40,430 是 744 00:46:40,990 --> 00:46:44,290 吃完晚餐再回去吗? -没错 745 00:46:45,330 --> 00:46:48,580 今天怎么特别想吃墩牛排骨呢? 746 00:46:48,580 --> 00:46:51,500 原本的阿姨很会做墩牛排骨 747 00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:55,290 那个前几天离职的人吗? 748 00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,710 我老婆不告诉我她为什么不做了 749 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:07,260 再找人并不难 750 00:47:08,770 --> 00:47:13,640 不过还是很可惜,她真的很不错 751 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:14,610 是 752 00:47:14,610 --> 00:47:17,210 把家里打理得很好 753 00:47:17,210 --> 00:47:19,470 而且做事很懂得拿捏分寸 754 00:47:20,510 --> 00:47:22,710 我最讨厌逾越界线的人 755 00:47:23,780 --> 00:47:26,090 缺点大概只有一个 756 00:47:27,270 --> 00:47:28,900 吃太多 757 00:47:28,900 --> 00:47:31,020 听说每天吃两人份的饭 758 00:47:32,420 --> 00:47:36,120 但她相对也做很多事 759 00:47:36,740 --> 00:47:41,080 那么要快点找新人打理家里了 760 00:47:41,850 --> 00:47:43,460 真的很困扰 761 00:47:43,940 --> 00:47:47,930 一个礼拜后,家里就会变成垃圾场 762 00:47:49,230 --> 00:47:51,470 我的衣服会发出臭味 763 00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,040 多颂妈妈本来就不太会做家事 764 00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:59,110 不会打扫,做菜也很难吃 765 00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:02,170 不过还是爱她吧? 766 00:48:10,450 --> 00:48:13,400 那当然,我爱她 767 00:48:14,550 --> 00:48:16,010 那就是爱吧 768 00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:19,810 那要不要试试看这个... 769 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,780 “顶级管理”?这是什么? 770 00:48:26,780 --> 00:48:29,140 我也是最近才知道这间公司 771 00:48:29,140 --> 00:48:33,650 该怎么说呢?他们是会员制 772 00:48:34,180 --> 00:48:37,410 针对您这种VIP客人 773 00:48:37,410 --> 00:48:43,050 派遣帮佣、看护或者我这种司机 774 00:48:43,050 --> 00:48:47,460 是专门的人力派遣公司 775 00:48:48,140 --> 00:48:50,180 光看名片就很高级 776 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,120 很有设计感 777 00:48:53,860 --> 00:48:55,910 那金司机怎么知道这间公司的? 778 00:48:55,910 --> 00:48:57,940 他们主动跟我联系 779 00:48:57,940 --> 00:48:59,850 因为我也是资深司机 780 00:49:00,540 --> 00:49:02,270 算是一种挖角? 781 00:49:04,070 --> 00:49:10,090 但他们联络时,我已经约好和您面试 782 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:13,100 原来如此... 783 00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:17,040 拒绝这种知名企业而选择我的恩惠 784 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:19,320 我永生难忘 785 00:49:20,820 --> 00:49:22,360 去你的王八蛋 786 00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:29,350 我直接把名片给我老婆就可以了? 787 00:49:29,350 --> 00:49:31,190 是,希望能帮上忙 788 00:49:31,190 --> 00:49:33,090 不用提到我的事情 789 00:49:33,780 --> 00:49:37,790 您就说是亲自打听的公司... 790 00:49:38,490 --> 00:49:39,610 我知道了 791 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,510 多亏你,我可以趁机表现一下 792 00:49:42,510 --> 00:49:46,590 背面有联络电话 793 00:49:47,330 --> 00:49:48,570 可以先打去咨询... 794 00:49:48,570 --> 00:49:49,760 看前面 795 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,940 您好,我是“顶级管理“的顾问吕明善 796 00:49:58,590 --> 00:50:01,830 喂,是”顶级管理“吗? 797 00:50:01,830 --> 00:50:02,840 是 798 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:06,370 这孩子当诈骗集团一定赚大钱 799 00:50:06,370 --> 00:50:08,320 声音很好听吧?像我 800 00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:13,130 我听说你们是会员制 801 00:50:13,130 --> 00:50:17,110 是,您现在还不是会员吧? 802 00:50:17,110 --> 00:50:19,690 是,我该怎么加入呢? 803 00:50:19,690 --> 00:50:23,920 要麻烦您准备一些资料 804 00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,530 请问现在有纸笔吗? 805 00:50:27,060 --> 00:50:31,410 户籍誊本、身份证复印件 806 00:50:32,660 --> 00:50:35,140 为了确认收入的所得证明文件 807 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,110 土地证等等 808 00:50:38,110 --> 00:50:40,080 土地证吗? -是 809 00:50:48,930 --> 00:50:50,580 哇!是水蜜桃 810 00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:52,060 凯文老师也多吃一点 811 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:53,890 是 812 00:51:02,700 --> 00:51:05,610 阿姨,以后请放在门口 813 00:51:05,610 --> 00:51:07,420 敲门就好 -是 814 00:51:10,490 --> 00:51:12,190 上课中绝对不要进来 815 00:51:12,190 --> 00:51:13,130 是 816 00:51:15,670 --> 00:51:17,240 朴多颂 817 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:18,500 爸爸回来了 818 00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:19,710 你在哪里? 819 00:51:24,460 --> 00:51:25,700 爸爸 820 00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:26,790 我的儿子 821 00:51:26,790 --> 00:51:27,910 无线对讲机呢? 822 00:51:28,430 --> 00:51:29,510 无线对讲机? 823 00:51:29,510 --> 00:51:30,560 无线对讲机 824 00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,780 你喜欢爸爸还是无线对讲机? 825 00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,950 你还在上课,怎么可以跑出来? 826 00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:40,930 你那么忙,什么时候买的? 827 00:51:40,930 --> 00:51:42,270 小事一桩 828 00:51:42,270 --> 00:51:43,010 嗯? 829 00:51:46,420 --> 00:51:46,940 嗯? 830 00:51:48,070 --> 00:51:49,100 怎么了? 831 00:51:52,210 --> 00:51:53,440 他又怎么了? 832 00:51:54,830 --> 00:51:55,930 多颂,够了 833 00:51:56,980 --> 00:51:59,210 一样,他们有一样的味道 834 00:51:59,830 --> 00:52:02,720 你在说什么?快回去,老师在等 835 00:52:03,580 --> 00:52:06,940 杰西卡老师的味道也差不多 836 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:12,030 那我们该用不同的肥皂吗? 837 00:52:12,030 --> 00:52:15,970 爸爸,洗衣粉也该用不同的吧 838 00:52:15,970 --> 00:52:16,830 柔软精也是 839 00:52:16,830 --> 00:52:20,240 要我分4次洗衣服是吗? 840 00:52:21,590 --> 00:52:23,070 不是那个问题 841 00:52:24,340 --> 00:52:26,070 这是半地下室房间的味道 842 00:52:27,330 --> 00:52:29,320 要离开这里才能摆脱那个味道 843 00:52:33,610 --> 00:52:37,930 总之这算是幸福的烦恼吧? 844 00:52:37,930 --> 00:52:39,040 没错 845 00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,540 一个警卫职缺 846 00:52:42,410 --> 00:52:46,510 都有500个大学毕业生应征的时代 847 00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:50,110 我们却全家都找到工作 848 00:52:50,110 --> 00:52:52,040 爸爸说的没错 849 00:52:52,990 --> 00:52:55,640 把我们4个的薪水加起来 850 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,480 他们每个月要付我们很多钱 851 00:53:00,670 --> 00:53:04,000 为伟大的朴社长献上无尽感谢吧 852 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,900 还有敏赫 853 00:53:06,370 --> 00:53:08,530 你有这么棒的朋友 854 00:53:08,530 --> 00:53:10,740 多亏他我们才能... 855 00:53:10,740 --> 00:53:11,970 靠,又来了 856 00:53:11,970 --> 00:53:13,380 你死定了 857 00:53:19,140 --> 00:53:21,800 金基宇,今天是男子汉喔 858 00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,090 别太狠 859 00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:28,010 用这个就好 860 00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,030 靠 861 00:53:35,670 --> 00:53:36,980 清醒一点 862 00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:38,180 清醒一点 863 00:53:41,130 --> 00:53:42,080 哇 864 00:53:46,670 --> 00:53:48,460 简直快淹水了 865 00:54:05,170 --> 00:54:09,640 现在天气晴完毕,少许云朵移动中 866 00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,080 不过不是乌云,完毕 867 00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:13,590 收到,完毕 868 00:54:13,590 --> 00:54:17,470 现在你姐姐嘴巴嘟嘟 869 00:54:17,470 --> 00:54:19,400 简直就像鸭子 870 00:54:20,050 --> 00:54:22,350 朴多慧的脸超臭,完毕 871 00:54:23,090 --> 00:54:25,790 我不能留在家里念英文吗? 872 00:54:26,350 --> 00:54:27,530 把凯文老师找过来 873 00:54:29,090 --> 00:54:31,360 都要出发了,别闹脾气 874 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,810 开心一点好吗? 875 00:54:33,810 --> 00:54:36,660 多慧,这不是一般露营 876 00:54:36,660 --> 00:54:37,380 就是说啊 877 00:54:37,380 --> 00:54:39,580 你是姐姐,怎么能缺席弟弟的生日? 878 00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:40,320 绝对不行 879 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,170 爸爸这么忙都空出时间了 880 00:54:42,170 --> 00:54:45,220 不去你会后悔的,知道吗? 881 00:54:47,970 --> 00:54:50,140 对了,你知道投影机吧? 882 00:54:50,140 --> 00:54:51,450 放电影用的吗? 883 00:54:51,450 --> 00:54:53,160 对,帮我打包户外用投影机 884 00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:53,950 是 885 00:54:53,950 --> 00:54:57,690 顺便帮我拿多颂的露营用雨衣 886 00:54:58,290 --> 00:55:00,010 如果下雨他更开心 887 00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:04,600 你记得吧?这是珠妮、贝里和噗噗 888 00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:05,900 珠妮和贝里一定要吃这个 889 00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:08,840 是,“自然平衡经典超级版” 890 00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:10,860 没错,还有噗噗... 891 00:55:11,470 --> 00:55:13,610 要吃日本鱼板 892 00:55:13,610 --> 00:55:14,260 是 893 00:55:14,260 --> 00:55:17,160 珠妮跑步时绳子放长一点 894 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:20,280 它喜欢四处跑跳才开心 895 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:22,840 这只狗就跟多颂一样 896 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:50,110 儿子 897 00:55:50,690 --> 00:55:53,260 你为什么在外面躺着? 898 00:55:53,660 --> 00:55:56,030 外面不热吗? 899 00:55:59,090 --> 00:56:01,320 我躺在家里看天空 900 00:56:03,490 --> 00:56:04,480 很享受 901 00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:10,730 妈妈,要喝水吗? 902 00:56:10,730 --> 00:56:12,050 有气泡水吧? 903 00:56:12,050 --> 00:56:14,710 基婷,你要喝水吗? 904 00:56:14,710 --> 00:56:16,320 真是心有灵犀,谢谢 905 00:56:42,930 --> 00:56:45,400 竟然有各式各样的酒 906 00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:50,220 爸爸,我帮你特调一杯 907 00:56:52,810 --> 00:56:54,350 挺有格调的 908 00:56:55,420 --> 00:56:58,800 外面下着雨,我们喝着威士忌 909 00:57:00,700 --> 00:57:04,960 儿子,那本黄色的是什么? 910 00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:09,220 这个吗?多慧的日记 911 00:57:10,380 --> 00:57:11,220 日记? 912 00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:15,190 真可恶,你为什么偷看她的日记 913 00:57:17,370 --> 00:57:21,400 为了更深入地了解彼此 914 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,680 发神经,你们在交往吗? 915 00:57:24,290 --> 00:57:28,290 我是认真的,她也很喜欢我 916 00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:31,310 不久之前... 917 00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:33,900 没事 918 00:57:35,150 --> 00:57:37,640 等她上大学,我想正式跟她交往 919 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:39,310 我是认真的 920 00:57:44,370 --> 00:57:45,820 儿子啊 921 00:57:46,580 --> 00:57:50,580 未来这里就会变成你老婆的娘家 922 00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:54,590 没错 923 00:57:55,890 --> 00:57:58,590 那我现在是在帮亲家洗碗吗? 924 00:57:58,590 --> 00:58:00,510 没错,帮亲家公洗内裤 925 00:58:00,510 --> 00:58:01,670 帮媳妇洗袜子 926 00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:18,540 我挺喜欢她的,文文静静 927 00:58:19,420 --> 00:58:23,260 人漂亮,似乎也没学坏 928 00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:28,280 既然都说到这了 929 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,830 万一我真的跟多慧结婚 930 00:58:32,740 --> 00:58:36,100 我会找演员来代替爸妈 931 00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:38,100 你看她 932 00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,810 去年在多少婚礼上打工乔装宾客 933 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:46,350 我甚至拿到不认识的新娘的捧花 934 00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:50,060 拿到捧花还加薪300元 935 00:58:50,060 --> 00:58:52,220 难怪你的演技进步这么多 936 00:58:52,220 --> 00:58:55,410 除了我们演技好之外 937 00:58:55,410 --> 00:58:57,870 这一家人是真的很好骗吧? 938 00:58:57,870 --> 00:59:00,100 尤其是太太 939 00:59:00,100 --> 00:59:01,470 没错没错 940 00:59:03,620 --> 00:59:06,320 太太人很单纯又善良 941 00:59:07,270 --> 00:59:09,340 有钱却很善良 942 00:59:09,340 --> 00:59:11,740 不是“有钱却很善良” 943 00:59:11,740 --> 00:59:15,070 是“有钱所以善良”,懂吗? 944 00:59:18,890 --> 00:59:22,250 如果我有这些钱的话 945 00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:27,230 我也会很善良 946 00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:28,480 超级善良 947 00:59:29,580 --> 00:59:31,500 没错,你妈说的对 948 00:59:31,930 --> 00:59:34,340 有钱人本来就很单纯,没烦恼 949 00:59:34,340 --> 00:59:36,800 有钱人家的小孩连衣服都没有褶皱 950 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,560 钱就是熨斗,把一切都烫平了 951 00:59:40,250 --> 00:59:42,790 所有褶皱都被烫得平平的 952 00:59:42,790 --> 00:59:43,840 基宇 953 00:59:44,950 --> 00:59:49,350 那个人叫尹司机,是吧? 954 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:52,890 原本帮这个家开车的人 955 00:59:52,890 --> 00:59:54,150 对,尹司机 956 00:59:54,150 --> 00:59:58,790 他应该在别的地方找到工作了吧? 957 00:59:58,790 --> 01:00:01,260 对啦,应该吧 958 01:00:01,260 --> 01:00:04,180 他年轻,长得又帅 959 01:00:04,900 --> 01:00:08,030 应该找到更好的老板了吧? 960 01:00:08,030 --> 01:00:10,030 靠,真是的 961 01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,140 她又怎么了? 962 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:19,600 我们的问题最大条,先顾好自己吧 963 01:00:20,330 --> 01:00:23,410 爸爸... 964 01:00:23,830 --> 01:00:28,310 担心我们自己就好,可以吗? 965 01:00:28,310 --> 01:00:32,740 不要管尹司机,关心我就好! 966 01:00:32,740 --> 01:00:34,750 真会挑时间 967 01:00:35,830 --> 01:00:38,770 基婷发飙,闪电发威 968 01:00:41,590 --> 01:00:43,130 杰西卡,干杯 969 01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:50,400 我刚刚上楼,你刚好在泡澡... 970 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,790 所以呢? 971 01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:55,810 该怎么说呢?觉得很适合你 972 01:00:56,430 --> 01:00:59,380 你跟这豪宅很搭,哪像我们 973 01:00:59,380 --> 01:01:00,280 放屁 974 01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:01,260 真的 975 01:01:01,260 --> 01:01:03,090 爸,她刚刚... 976 01:01:03,090 --> 01:01:05,330 躺在浴缸里看电视 977 01:01:06,340 --> 01:01:08,300 就像在这里住了很久一样 978 01:01:10,670 --> 01:01:12,040 那我问你,基婷 979 01:01:13,210 --> 01:01:16,570 假如这个房子变成我们的 980 01:01:16,570 --> 01:01:20,470 我们住在这里的话,你想住哪一间? 981 01:01:20,930 --> 01:01:23,810 南宫贤子老师的这栋杰作 982 01:01:23,810 --> 01:01:25,730 你最喜欢哪个地方? 983 01:01:26,210 --> 01:01:28,190 靠,我不知道啦 984 01:01:28,190 --> 01:01:31,220 你先让我住,我再来考虑 985 01:01:32,220 --> 01:01:34,130 我们现在不就在这里了吗? 986 01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:38,400 像这样在客厅大口喝酒 987 01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:41,990 没错,我们住在这里 988 01:01:41,990 --> 01:01:46,490 现在这是我们的家,很温馨吧? 989 01:01:46,490 --> 01:01:49,260 温馨?你觉得温馨是吗? 990 01:01:49,850 --> 01:01:54,790 好啊,假如朴社长突然回来了 991 01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:56,790 你这个人呢 992 01:01:56,790 --> 01:01:59,820 会立刻像蟑螂一样躲起来吧? 993 01:02:00,690 --> 01:02:03,880 孩子们,你们知道家里 994 01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:08,540 半夜只要开灯,蟑螂就会全部躲起来 995 01:02:08,990 --> 01:02:11,000 听懂我的意思吧? 996 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:14,230 去你的,我真的听不下去了 997 01:02:15,300 --> 01:02:16,850 蟑螂? -对 998 01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:20,860 不要这样 999 01:02:20,860 --> 01:02:22,520 干嘛这样? 1000 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:27,360 爸爸,不可以,你死定了 1001 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,570 什么嘛... 1002 01:02:36,570 --> 01:02:38,610 吓到你们了吧? 1003 01:02:38,610 --> 01:02:39,990 爸爸真是的 1004 01:02:39,990 --> 01:02:41,980 基宇,你也被骗了吧? 1005 01:02:41,980 --> 01:02:44,230 不觉得很逼真吗? 1006 01:02:44,230 --> 01:02:46,990 如果来真的,你就死定了 1007 01:02:47,940 --> 01:02:49,170 什么?狗吃的? 1008 01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:51,640 这个时候怎么会有人来? 1009 01:02:57,500 --> 01:02:59,610 是谁? 1010 01:03:07,990 --> 01:03:09,530 她怎么会来? 1011 01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:11,790 是之前那个阿姨没错吧? 1012 01:03:12,510 --> 01:03:13,740 她来干嘛? 1013 01:03:14,740 --> 01:03:19,080 怎么一直按个不停 1014 01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,130 吵死人了 1015 01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:25,030 请问哪位? 1016 01:03:26,490 --> 01:03:29,350 你好,我是... 1017 01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:31,580 太太现在不在吧? 1018 01:03:31,580 --> 01:03:32,690 什么? 1019 01:03:32,690 --> 01:03:36,730 我在这里工作很久 1020 01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:42,970 屏幕上面有3只小狗的照片对吧? 1021 01:03:43,450 --> 01:03:44,930 珍妮、贝里和噗噗 1022 01:03:44,930 --> 01:03:49,260 请问,这么晚了有什么事吗? 1023 01:03:50,820 --> 01:03:53,750 你是在我之后来的帮佣吧? 1024 01:03:59,150 --> 01:04:00,400 总之... 1025 01:04:01,630 --> 01:04:04,350 这么晚了真的很抱歉 1026 01:04:05,010 --> 01:04:06,350 没什么事 1027 01:04:07,070 --> 01:04:13,800 只是...我突然被赶出来 1028 01:04:14,590 --> 01:04:20,350 忘了带走放在地下室的东西 1029 01:04:24,210 --> 01:04:25,790 可以让我进去吗? 1030 01:04:28,290 --> 01:04:29,660 怎么办? 1031 01:04:30,850 --> 01:04:32,750 这不在计划中 1032 01:04:40,690 --> 01:04:42,130 真的很对不起 1033 01:04:42,900 --> 01:04:44,200 请进 1034 01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:45,800 啊谢谢 1035 01:04:48,490 --> 01:04:49,850 你怎么走这边 1036 01:04:49,850 --> 01:04:52,090 马上马上 我马上就走 1037 01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:56,730 真的很善良呢 还让我进来 1038 01:04:56,730 --> 01:04:59,740 但是你是来做什么的 1039 01:05:04,610 --> 01:05:06,260 要一起下去看看吗 1040 01:05:08,130 --> 01:05:10,930 不了 我对别人的事不感兴趣 1041 01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:08,300 你帮我推一推这个吧 1042 01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:11,280 麻烦帮我拉一下 从那边 1043 01:06:12,410 --> 01:06:13,580 用力拉 1044 01:06:15,890 --> 01:06:17,540 用力 1045 01:06:21,330 --> 01:06:22,620 你没事吧 1046 01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:25,970 吓到您了吧 1047 01:06:28,010 --> 01:06:29,740 谢谢 1048 01:06:30,650 --> 01:06:31,890 谢谢您 1049 01:06:40,460 --> 01:06:42,080 老公 1050 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:45,320 喂 1051 01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:46,610 老公 1052 01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:49,090 老公 1053 01:06:51,690 --> 01:06:52,930 阿姨 1054 01:06:52,930 --> 01:06:55,260 我来看你了 老公 1055 01:07:03,740 --> 01:07:05,290 老婆 你来了 1056 01:07:05,290 --> 01:07:06,580 -说了我没事 -是 你没事 1057 01:07:06,580 --> 01:07:08,400 可是我好饿啊 1058 01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:09,420 嗯嗯 1059 01:07:09,420 --> 01:07:10,940 你这是饿了几天 1060 01:07:11,530 --> 01:07:14,040 老公 别吃这个 1061 01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:17,890 没关系没关系 1062 01:07:17,890 --> 01:07:20,730 她是一个好人 多亏了她把铁板拉着 1063 01:07:20,730 --> 01:07:22,120 我才进来的 1064 01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:24,490 真的帮我把那个拉着 1065 01:07:24,490 --> 01:07:25,600 怪不得 1066 01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:28,570 奇怪的是不管怎么说都没人相信呢 1067 01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:30,610 这些都是什么呀 1068 01:07:30,610 --> 01:07:32,060 难以置信这么荒唐吧 1069 01:07:32,780 --> 01:07:35,210 那个 就算是我也会很慌张的 1070 01:07:35,210 --> 01:07:40,130 那个作为同事 有点没脸见人呢 1071 01:07:40,130 --> 01:07:41,450 不是 1072 01:07:41,450 --> 01:07:43,420 你怎么知道我的名字 1073 01:07:43,420 --> 01:07:47,580 其实是我小儿子给我发了短信 1074 01:07:48,220 --> 01:07:50,130 和家人一起野营 1075 01:07:50,630 --> 01:07:52,950 我知道他们去露营才来的 1076 01:07:52,950 --> 01:07:55,240 我想和姐单独聊聊 1077 01:07:55,870 --> 01:07:57,240 聊一下 1078 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:01,550 别担心,忠淑姐 1079 01:08:03,550 --> 01:08:05,120 我把家里的监视器都切断了 1080 01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:09,560 没人知道我来,姐,我干得不错吧? 1081 01:08:10,270 --> 01:08:11,680 我们又不熟,别叫我姐 1082 01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:14,280 姐,我叫雯光 1083 01:08:14,890 --> 01:08:19,330 他是我的老公吴勤世,打个招呼 1084 01:08:19,330 --> 01:08:23,000 真好吃,不过你的脸怎么了? 1085 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,480 那个待会儿再聊,吃根香蕉 1086 01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:30,190 所以你在厨房工作室,偷拿东西 1087 01:08:30,190 --> 01:08:31,330 来养你老公? 1088 01:08:31,330 --> 01:08:36,290 才不是,他吃的全都是我用薪水买的 1089 01:08:36,290 --> 01:08:39,240 真是冤枉 1090 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,950 不过你老公住在这里多久了? 1091 01:08:41,950 --> 01:08:43,950 我想想,应该4年了吧 1092 01:08:45,300 --> 01:08:48,170 4年3个月又17天... 1093 01:08:48,170 --> 01:08:49,460 对,现在是6月 1094 01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:55,980 4年前南宫贤子老师搬去巴黎 1095 01:08:56,610 --> 01:08:59,260 多颂他们家搬进来之前 1096 01:08:59,810 --> 01:09:03,250 我把老公带进来住 1097 01:09:03,250 --> 01:09:07,870 这个地下室本来是有钱人家 1098 01:09:08,430 --> 01:09:11,340 为了躲避北韩进攻避难处 1099 01:09:11,340 --> 01:09:13,170 或是讨债上门时躲藏的地方 1100 01:09:13,170 --> 01:09:15,250 不过南宫贤子老师 1101 01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:17,920 似乎对这个设计感到羞耻 1102 01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:22,350 并没有告诉他们这个地下室的存在 1103 01:09:22,350 --> 01:09:25,010 所以这里只有我知道 1104 01:09:25,010 --> 01:09:26,790 原来如此 1105 01:09:27,410 --> 01:09:29,810 那怎么办,我已经知道了 1106 01:09:29,810 --> 01:09:32,000 我只能打电话报警 1107 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,450 姐,拜托 1108 01:09:34,690 --> 01:09:36,970 都是有困难的人,不要这样,姐 1109 01:09:36,970 --> 01:09:38,970 我没有困难 1110 01:09:38,970 --> 01:09:42,430 可是我们有可能啊! 1111 01:09:42,430 --> 01:09:46,340 我们没家、没钱,欠了一堆债 1112 01:09:47,070 --> 01:09:48,250 姐,拜托 1113 01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:52,750 像这样躲了4年,讨债的还不放弃 1114 01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:57,120 还在到处找他,威胁说要砍死他 1115 01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:58,440 你借高利贷吗? 1116 01:09:59,580 --> 01:10:01,230 都是我的错 1117 01:10:01,990 --> 01:10:05,730 我开了台湾古早味蛋糕店 1118 01:10:05,730 --> 01:10:08,090 结果古早味蛋糕店倒闭后 1119 01:10:08,090 --> 01:10:09,860 欠了一屁股债 1120 01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:11,570 请收下这个 1121 01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:13,270 这是什么? 1122 01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:18,090 这不多,只是鼻屎般的小钱 1123 01:10:18,090 --> 01:10:20,410 不过我每个月会拿给你 1124 01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:23,190 但请姐每两天 1125 01:10:23,190 --> 01:10:25,940 拿食物给他好吗? 1126 01:10:26,930 --> 01:10:30,440 不,一周一次就好 1127 01:10:30,440 --> 01:10:32,760 这里有冰箱,一周一次就好 1128 01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:35,920 你们太夸张了,竟敢...我要报警 1129 01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:37,310 姐 1130 01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:40,310 怎么了? 1131 01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:45,160 杰西卡? 1132 01:10:46,290 --> 01:10:47,490 金司机? 1133 01:10:47,490 --> 01:10:48,570 这是怎么回事? 1134 01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:51,810 爸爸,我的脚踝! 1135 01:10:51,810 --> 01:10:52,920 还好吗?对不起 1136 01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:54,850 爸,我的脚 1137 01:10:54,850 --> 01:10:56,850 你怎么可以叫我爸爸 1138 01:11:03,410 --> 01:11:07,090 我就觉得奇怪,尹司机怎么突然被解雇 1139 01:11:08,220 --> 01:11:09,010 喂 1140 01:11:09,010 --> 01:11:11,480 阿姨,我们聊一下 -你们是谁 1141 01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:12,860 全家都是诈骗集团吗? 1142 01:11:12,860 --> 01:11:13,810 那个,妹妹啊... 1143 01:11:13,810 --> 01:11:15,840 妹你个头,给我闭嘴,贱货 1144 01:11:16,570 --> 01:11:20,490 我要把影片传给太太 1145 01:11:20,490 --> 01:11:21,820 怎么样啊? 1146 01:11:21,820 --> 01:11:23,820 爸爸,我的脚 1147 01:11:23,820 --> 01:11:25,880 地下室应该没信号吧? 1148 01:11:26,730 --> 01:11:28,730 这里信号好得很 - 靠 1149 01:11:28,730 --> 01:11:30,940 阿姨,其实我们... 1150 01:11:30,940 --> 01:11:33,490 是这里的工作太... 1151 01:11:33,490 --> 01:11:36,610 闭嘴,我不想听,我豁出去了 1152 01:11:36,610 --> 01:11:38,610 大家一起去警局坐牢好了 1153 01:11:38,610 --> 01:11:39,970 我和你们拼个你死我活! 1154 01:11:39,970 --> 01:11:42,760 阿姨,你疯了吗? 1155 01:11:43,730 --> 01:11:46,460 朴社长夫妇看到这个影片 1156 01:11:47,100 --> 01:11:48,460 会有多震惊! 1157 01:11:49,050 --> 01:11:51,660 他们那么善良无辜 1158 01:11:53,010 --> 01:11:54,040 不能这样对他们 1159 01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:55,060 不要过来 1160 01:11:55,690 --> 01:11:57,540 不然我就按下传送 1161 01:11:58,130 --> 01:11:59,120 跟着我 1162 01:12:00,330 --> 01:12:02,690 阿姨,请冷静一点 1163 01:12:03,770 --> 01:12:05,410 不要推我 1164 01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:13,770 你好久没呼吸新鲜空气了 1165 01:12:31,610 --> 01:12:37,220 老婆,这简直就是飞弹按钮 1166 01:12:38,170 --> 01:12:40,330 老公,你在说什么呀? 1167 01:12:40,330 --> 01:12:45,860 他们怕你按下去,根本不敢动 1168 01:12:45,860 --> 01:12:50,140 简直就像北韩的飞弹按钮 1169 01:12:51,650 --> 01:12:55,600 敬爱的最高领导人金正恩同志 1170 01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:58,650 今日目睹了诈骗集团一家人的影片 1171 01:12:58,650 --> 01:13:01,450 看着他们邪恶卑鄙的挑衅之举 1172 01:13:01,450 --> 01:13:04,720 忍不住惊愕和愤怒之情 1173 01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:06,660 老婆,好久没有通道这个了 1174 01:13:06,660 --> 01:13:08,500 因此我们伟大的领袖 1175 01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:11,320 在推动韩半岛非核化的过程中 1176 01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:13,980 决定把剩下最后一颗核弹 1177 01:13:13,980 --> 01:13:17,260 朝着这奸诈一家人的嘴巴发射 1178 01:13:17,260 --> 01:13:19,810 最终下达了这样的指示 1179 01:13:19,810 --> 01:13:24,540 你的北韩笑话果然无人能及 1180 01:13:24,540 --> 01:13:26,290 把他们令人作呕的五脏六腑 1181 01:13:26,290 --> 01:13:28,040 当做最后的核弹废弃场 1182 01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:31,660 终于将实现非核化及世界和平 1183 01:13:31,660 --> 01:13:34,720 伟大的领袖人金正恩同志... 1184 01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:36,020 还不给我好好听 1185 01:13:36,890 --> 01:13:38,020 把手举高! 1186 01:13:40,300 --> 01:13:42,370 去你的一家人 1187 01:13:42,370 --> 01:13:43,780 老公 1188 01:13:43,780 --> 01:13:44,520 老公 1189 01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:45,480 老婆 1190 01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:46,360 是 1191 01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:47,530 儿子 1192 01:13:47,530 --> 01:13:48,080 是 1193 01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:48,800 女儿 1194 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:49,460 是 1195 01:13:49,460 --> 01:13:51,560 真该死 1196 01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:55,120 你们除了喝酒,还会做什么? 1197 01:13:55,980 --> 01:14:00,560 在蕴含南宫老师艺术灵魂的客厅里 1198 01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:02,450 一圈蠢蛋 1199 01:14:02,450 --> 01:14:03,940 你们懂什么事艺术吗? 1200 01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:05,940 他们怎么可能会懂? 1201 01:14:06,850 --> 01:14:09,460 在阳光洒落的日子里 1202 01:14:09,460 --> 01:14:13,850 两个人沐浴在阳光下 1203 01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:19,490 就能感受到他的艺术气息 1204 01:15:30,050 --> 01:15:31,180 放手 1205 01:15:31,180 --> 01:15:34,530 做得好,快删掉 1206 01:15:34,530 --> 01:15:38,140 小心,不要按错了... 1207 01:15:52,170 --> 01:15:53,120 你好 1208 01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:57,040 阿姨,请问你会煮炸酱乌龙面吗? 1209 01:15:58,020 --> 01:15:59,360 炸酱乌龙面? 1210 01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:02,420 那是多颂最爱吃的 1211 01:16:03,180 --> 01:16:06,980 现在开始煮水,时间应该刚好 1212 01:16:06,980 --> 01:16:09,820 冰箱有沙朗,也煮一下 1213 01:16:09,820 --> 01:16:12,100 那么露营... 1214 01:16:12,100 --> 01:16:14,380 简直一团乱 1215 01:16:15,620 --> 01:16:18,300 溪水暴涨到露营区 1216 01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:21,060 大家都忙着收帐篷 1217 01:16:21,060 --> 01:16:24,240 多颂却吵着不想回家 1218 01:16:24,980 --> 01:16:27,770 总之,回家立刻端出炸酱乌龙面 1219 01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:31,060 你们快到了吗? 1220 01:16:31,060 --> 01:16:33,980 导航说8分钟后抵达 1221 01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:35,100 8分钟后抵达... 1222 01:16:35,100 --> 01:16:38,380 挂电话立刻煮水,加油 1223 01:16:42,780 --> 01:16:44,050 炸酱乌龙面是什么? 1224 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,970 基宇,快一点 1225 01:16:56,330 --> 01:16:58,490 快点 1226 01:17:05,380 --> 01:17:06,320 (炸酱泡面,乌龙泡面) 1227 01:17:08,420 --> 01:17:11,260 爸,我搬不动 1228 01:17:22,220 --> 01:17:24,210 为什么要这样? 1229 01:17:25,650 --> 01:17:27,290 爸爸 1230 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:33,330 快上去,上楼帮忙 1231 01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:42,640 喂,接着 1232 01:18:01,020 --> 01:18:03,130 回来啦 1233 01:18:03,130 --> 01:18:06,220 多颂,你看是炸酱乌龙面呢 1234 01:18:08,780 --> 01:18:09,860 多颂 1235 01:18:13,490 --> 01:18:15,060 多颂 1236 01:18:16,260 --> 01:18:17,420 太太 1237 01:18:40,890 --> 01:18:43,250 炸酱乌龙面给你吃好了 1238 01:18:43,250 --> 01:18:44,120 我吗? 1239 01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:47,330 不,叫多颂爸吃好了 1240 01:18:47,330 --> 01:18:48,930 里面还放了牛肉 1241 01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:54,930 牛肉煎熟了吧? -七分熟 1242 01:19:20,180 --> 01:19:25,050 赚钱回来的朴社长,我爱你 1243 01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:32,560 朴社长现在才下班,从公司回来 1244 01:19:34,940 --> 01:19:39,250 赚钱回来的朴社长,我... 1245 01:19:39,250 --> 01:19:41,080 你在干嘛? -闭嘴 1246 01:19:52,810 --> 01:19:55,460 老公,你要吃炸酱乌龙面吗? 1247 01:19:55,460 --> 01:19:56,560 怎么?多颂不吃吗? 1248 01:19:56,560 --> 01:19:57,280 对 1249 01:19:57,280 --> 01:19:59,580 我很累,想上楼睡觉 1250 01:19:59,580 --> 01:20:02,260 干嘛看我,我会不好意思 1251 01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:07,180 朴社长今天也供我吃供我住 1252 01:20:07,180 --> 01:20:09,020 我尊敬你 1253 01:20:10,610 --> 01:20:12,180 你每天都这样? 1254 01:20:12,860 --> 01:20:17,860 没错,我还会奉上一整句感谢的话 1255 01:20:12,860 --> 01:20:17,860 (摩斯密码表) 1256 01:20:19,170 --> 01:20:21,140 大叔这把年纪应该知道吧? 1257 01:20:21,140 --> 01:20:22,170 知道什么? 1258 01:20:22,170 --> 01:20:23,410 摩斯密码 1259 01:20:24,460 --> 01:20:27,920 那个感应灯总是乱闪 1260 01:20:36,650 --> 01:20:40,220 多颂是童军,一定看得懂 1261 01:20:40,220 --> 01:20:42,080 你也觉得奇怪吧? 1262 01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:45,050 我们为什么对那孩子没辙 1263 01:20:45,650 --> 01:20:47,250 他又不是皇太子 1264 01:20:47,740 --> 01:20:50,170 他是最小的孩子,可以理解 1265 01:20:51,530 --> 01:20:52,810 请你体谅 1266 01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:56,640 多颂有点问题 1267 01:20:57,640 --> 01:21:00,250 正在接受创伤和艺术治疗 1268 01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:03,650 因为发生了一件事 1269 01:21:03,650 --> 01:21:04,860 什么事? 1270 01:21:05,420 --> 01:21:08,200 请问大姐也相信鬼吗? 1271 01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:13,660 多颂一年级时,在家里看到鬼 1272 01:21:20,540 --> 01:21:23,420 当时家里开庆生派对 1273 01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:26,000 半夜大家都睡着了 1274 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,890 多颂偷偷下来厨房开冰箱 1275 01:21:27,890 --> 01:21:30,660 把剩下的生日蛋糕拿出来 1276 01:21:30,660 --> 01:21:33,530 那个蛋糕的鲜奶油真的很好吃 1277 01:21:33,530 --> 01:21:35,940 他可能躺在床上念念不忘吧 1278 01:21:36,970 --> 01:21:42,060 然后他坐在地上吃蛋糕 1279 01:21:50,900 --> 01:21:54,860 突然一声尖叫,我赶紧跑下来 1280 01:21:55,640 --> 01:21:57,170 结果他已经... 1281 01:21:58,160 --> 01:22:03,060 翻白眼,全身抽搐,口吐白沫... 1282 01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:07,840 你的孩子小时候曾经抽搐过吗? 1283 01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:08,740 没有 1284 01:22:08,740 --> 01:22:13,370 如果15分钟内没处理就完蛋了 1285 01:22:14,060 --> 01:22:17,660 15分钟内一定要送到急诊室 1286 01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:25,060 你在这种地方也活得下去? 1287 01:22:25,060 --> 01:22:28,440 韩国那么多人住在地下 1288 01:22:28,440 --> 01:22:30,370 把半地下室也算进来,就更多了 1289 01:22:30,370 --> 01:22:34,450 未来有什么打算?你没计划吧? 1290 01:22:35,220 --> 01:22:38,280 我在这里过得很舒服 1291 01:22:39,860 --> 01:22:42,730 总觉得我就是在这里出生的 1292 01:22:43,740 --> 01:22:46,400 婚礼好像也是在这里举行的 1293 01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:50,010 国民年金没我的份 1294 01:22:51,650 --> 01:22:54,650 老了至少能跟老婆恩爱过日子 1295 01:22:56,720 --> 01:23:01,490 所以请让我继续住在这里 1296 01:23:03,740 --> 01:23:04,760 总之 1297 01:23:06,010 --> 01:23:08,500 那时老公出差不在 1298 01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:10,960 我一个人真的很辛苦 1299 01:23:11,720 --> 01:23:13,690 从那之后多颂的生日 1300 01:23:13,690 --> 01:23:16,160 我们都会出门去庆祝 1301 01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:19,290 去年在娘家,今年去露营 1302 01:23:19,290 --> 01:23:21,220 不过孩子他爸觉得没关系 1303 01:23:21,220 --> 01:23:24,260 认为孩子都是这样长大的 1304 01:23:24,260 --> 01:23:28,120 还说住鬼屋,会赚大钱 1305 01:23:30,250 --> 01:23:34,440 不过,这几年事业确实很顺利 1306 01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:03,700 幸好还活着 1307 01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:32,580 你们先待在这里 1308 01:24:43,850 --> 01:24:45,760 珍妮,怎么了? 1309 01:24:48,420 --> 01:24:49,620 下面有什么吗? 1310 01:24:51,050 --> 01:24:52,730 到底是什么? 1311 01:24:53,440 --> 01:24:54,730 靠 1312 01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:57,820 妈 -嗯 1313 01:24:57,820 --> 01:25:00,290 你很过分耶? - 什么事? 1314 01:25:00,290 --> 01:25:01,900 我也喜欢吃炸鸡乌龙面 1315 01:25:01,900 --> 01:25:04,040 怎么连问都不问我一声 1316 01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:04,740 那是因为 1317 01:25:04,740 --> 01:25:07,860 多颂不吃,妈就问爸爸 1318 01:25:07,860 --> 01:25:09,460 最后自已全部吃掉 1319 01:25:09,460 --> 01:25:11,440 要不要叫阿姨再煮一份? 1320 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:13,260 谁吃不是重点 1321 01:25:13,260 --> 01:25:16,240 别拿泡面小题大做 -为什么不问我? 1322 01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:17,930 别说了,快去睡觉 1323 01:25:18,700 --> 01:25:19,930 过来 1324 01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:27,440 基婷呢? 1325 01:25:27,440 --> 01:25:28,780 在下面!动作快! 1326 01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:36,240 1、2、3 1327 01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:38,450 多颂你在干嘛? 1328 01:25:38,450 --> 01:25:40,120 站住,多颂 1329 01:25:40,120 --> 01:25:43,660 他又来了,阿姨,请给我雨伞 1330 01:25:43,660 --> 01:25:45,260 喂,朴多颂! 1331 01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:50,450 臭小子,他到底在干嘛? 1332 01:25:51,570 --> 01:25:56,740 多颂,快进来,现在几点了? 1333 01:25:57,440 --> 01:25:58,810 老婆,雨伞在这 1334 01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:07,740 你到底像谁这么固执,雨这么大 1335 01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:07,740 (凯文哥,多颂在雨天发神经) 1336 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,890 喂!紧急状况是频道3吗? 1337 01:26:23,890 --> 01:26:25,940 打开无线对讲机 1338 01:26:25,940 --> 01:26:29,220 给我,多颂真是的 1339 01:26:29,220 --> 01:26:32,040 不管他,累了就会自已回来 1340 01:26:32,220 --> 01:26:35,310 (我想哥哥,为何现在不能在一起) 1341 01:26:32,220 --> 01:26:35,310 (我们的心在一起啊) 1342 01:26:33,820 --> 01:26:35,000 朴多慧! 1343 01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:38,640 别一直划手机,快上去睡觉 1344 01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:41,860 阿姨回房睡吧,这里交给我们 1345 01:26:43,130 --> 01:26:45,180 这里是客厅,听得到吗? 1346 01:26:45,180 --> 01:26:46,480 收到,完毕 1347 01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:50,520 爸爸永远在这里待命,完毕 1348 01:26:50,520 --> 01:26:52,840 知道了,完毕 1349 01:26:54,410 --> 01:26:56,580 帐篷应该不会漏水吧? 1350 01:26:56,580 --> 01:26:59,850 那是美国制造,应该没问题 1351 01:26:59,850 --> 01:27:03,060 我们干脆睡沙发吧 -什么? 1352 01:27:03,060 --> 01:27:05,300 从这里看得到帐篷 1353 01:27:05,300 --> 01:27:07,290 也是,这样比较放心 1354 01:27:07,290 --> 01:27:08,050 对吧? 1355 01:27:08,050 --> 01:27:09,700 我们看着多颂睡觉好了 1356 01:27:12,170 --> 01:27:13,740 这小子真是的 1357 01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:24,730 等等 1358 01:27:26,730 --> 01:27:29,250 这里怎么会有那个味道? 1359 01:27:29,250 --> 01:27:30,610 什么味道? 1360 01:27:30,610 --> 01:27:32,500 金司机的味道 1361 01:27:32,500 --> 01:27:34,330 金司机? -对 1362 01:27:34,890 --> 01:27:36,330 我没感觉 1363 01:27:36,330 --> 01:27:39,060 真的吗?你一定也闻过 1364 01:27:39,720 --> 01:27:42,250 在车内隐隐散发的味道 1365 01:27:42,250 --> 01:27:43,700 该怎么说呢? 1366 01:27:43,700 --> 01:27:46,560 老人味吗? -不是那种味道 1367 01:27:46,560 --> 01:27:48,200 那是什么 1368 01:27:48,850 --> 01:27:50,530 葡萄干放久的味道? 1369 01:27:51,450 --> 01:27:52,210 不是 1370 01:27:52,860 --> 01:27:54,460 你知道你是什么时候有的吗 1371 01:27:54,460 --> 01:27:55,840 听起来都差不多 1372 01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:04,770 总体来说 每次他都几乎要越线了 1373 01:28:04,770 --> 01:28:08,860 但最后都不会越线 还不错 1374 01:28:08,860 --> 01:28:10,380 -这我承认 -我也是 1375 01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:13,780 不过到底还是越线了 1376 01:28:14,530 --> 01:28:16,720 不知道会不会变得善良一点 1377 01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:19,080 到底是什么味道? 1378 01:28:19,080 --> 01:28:20,080 不知道 1379 01:28:21,060 --> 01:28:23,640 总之难以形容 1380 01:28:24,570 --> 01:28:28,280 偶尔搭地铁时会闻到 1381 01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:31,420 我不知道,太久没搭地铁了 1382 01:28:32,260 --> 01:28:35,290 搭地铁的人有种特别的味道 1383 01:28:35,290 --> 01:28:36,040 嗯 1384 01:28:52,930 --> 01:28:55,090 这里面像不像车子后座 1385 01:28:57,740 --> 01:28:59,800 多颂突然出来怎么办? 1386 01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:01,970 没关系 1387 01:29:02,640 --> 01:29:05,040 我把手抽回来不就好了 1388 01:29:10,980 --> 01:29:12,340 不能这样 1389 01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:20,040 顺时针方向 1390 01:29:20,970 --> 01:29:22,010 好 1391 01:29:25,410 --> 01:29:29,250 那里,没错,我喜欢 1392 01:29:45,130 --> 01:29:49,000 上次那条廉价内裤还留着吗 1393 01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:50,410 什么? 1394 01:29:50,410 --> 01:29:53,210 尹司机女朋友掉在车上那条 1395 01:29:54,340 --> 01:29:56,940 你穿那个我一定会超级兴奋 1396 01:29:57,980 --> 01:29:59,820 真的吗? 1397 01:29:59,820 --> 01:30:01,300 那我要毒品 1398 01:30:04,570 --> 01:30:06,080 买毒品给我 1399 01:30:08,080 --> 01:30:09,940 吃这个就好 1400 01:30:21,300 --> 01:30:22,540 喜欢吗? 1401 01:31:20,140 --> 01:31:22,120 快起来 集合 1402 01:31:24,500 --> 01:31:26,130 快点起来 1403 01:31:27,440 --> 01:31:28,530 怎么了 完毕 1404 01:31:28,530 --> 01:31:30,280 多颂 怎么了 1405 01:31:30,280 --> 01:31:32,460 睡不着 完毕 1406 01:31:33,060 --> 01:31:36,480 所以说都这样了 你还要怎样 1407 01:31:37,100 --> 01:31:39,840 难道要我亲自把你放床上睡吗 完毕 1408 01:31:39,840 --> 01:31:41,260 就是啊 1409 01:31:41,260 --> 01:31:43,320 这里太吵了 1410 01:31:43,880 --> 01:31:45,570 算了 我不睡了 1411 01:33:27,720 --> 01:33:31,530 刚刚怎么样了 1412 01:33:32,160 --> 01:33:33,530 怎么 1413 01:33:35,740 --> 01:33:37,440 地下室怎么住人啊 1414 01:33:40,660 --> 01:33:45,100 别太挑了 1415 01:33:45,100 --> 01:33:47,100 现在到底要怎么办 1416 01:33:48,540 --> 01:33:49,520 嗯? 1417 01:33:52,080 --> 01:33:55,060 现在到底要怎么办 计划到底是什么 1418 01:33:56,120 --> 01:33:58,810 但是刚刚追我们的那些人 1419 01:33:59,880 --> 01:34:03,200 要是你的话你会怎么办呢 1420 01:34:04,760 --> 01:34:07,610 当然肯定不会住在地下室这种地方了 1421 01:34:07,610 --> 01:34:14,680 孩子们 我们一起去那个有钱人家 对吧 1422 01:34:16,040 --> 01:34:20,850 除了我们几个人 谁也不知道 1423 01:34:21,620 --> 01:34:23,900 所以什么事都没发生,知道吗? 1424 01:34:25,500 --> 01:34:27,140 爸爸自有打算 1425 01:34:28,400 --> 01:34:32,720 所以你们就别想了,好吗? 1426 01:34:34,640 --> 01:34:36,650 来,我们回家吧 1427 01:34:37,210 --> 01:34:39,170 回去洗澡吧 1428 01:34:58,170 --> 01:35:00,620 你在干嘛?快过来 1429 01:35:07,730 --> 01:35:11,420 那边怎么样了 -快抬起来... 1430 01:35:14,120 --> 01:35:16,690 怎么会这样? 1431 01:35:18,440 --> 01:35:21,540 你待在那,这里都是污水 1432 01:35:21,540 --> 01:35:25,280 我们家窗户有关吗? 1433 01:35:28,380 --> 01:35:31,650 大哥,帮我一下 1434 01:35:39,500 --> 01:35:41,130 基宇 1435 01:35:43,340 --> 01:35:45,490 基宇,把窗关上 1436 01:35:47,980 --> 01:35:50,300 你是不是触电了? 1437 01:35:56,050 --> 01:35:57,980 头好晕 1438 01:36:01,540 --> 01:36:05,410 等一下,别乱动 1439 01:36:11,240 --> 01:36:13,330 靠,头好晕 1440 01:36:17,060 --> 01:36:19,290 基婷,小心点 1441 01:36:21,040 --> 01:36:22,610 不要乱动 1442 01:36:35,090 --> 01:36:41,060 老公,我好像是脑震荡 1443 01:36:41,060 --> 01:36:43,290 我看不到你 1444 01:37:04,960 --> 01:37:09,260 老公,忠淑姐她... 1445 01:37:10,280 --> 01:37:12,380 真是的 1446 01:37:12,380 --> 01:37:14,400 她本来是好人 1447 01:37:16,200 --> 01:37:19,100 却踢了我一脚 1448 01:37:21,760 --> 01:37:23,530 跟着我说一次 1449 01:37:24,650 --> 01:37:26,970 忠淑 1450 01:37:28,850 --> 01:37:30,690 忠淑 1451 01:37:42,010 --> 01:37:43,220 基宇 1452 01:37:44,380 --> 01:37:46,050 你在那里做什么? 1453 01:37:46,050 --> 01:37:47,090 嗯? 1454 01:38:02,050 --> 01:38:05,000 (救...命...) 1455 01:39:11,730 --> 01:39:12,680 爸爸 1456 01:39:13,580 --> 01:39:14,340 什么事? 1457 01:39:15,820 --> 01:39:19,220 你刚刚说的计划是什么? 1458 01:39:21,220 --> 01:39:22,760 你在说什么? 1459 01:39:24,290 --> 01:39:26,280 刚刚不是说有计划吗? 1460 01:39:27,210 --> 01:39:28,740 你有什么打算? 1461 01:39:30,040 --> 01:39:31,050 关于地下室 1462 01:39:32,080 --> 01:39:37,240 你知道什么计划绝对不会失败吗? 1463 01:39:39,770 --> 01:39:41,660 没有计划 1464 01:39:42,340 --> 01:39:43,570 没计划 1465 01:39:44,540 --> 01:39:45,620 为什么? 1466 01:39:47,810 --> 01:39:53,560 人生永远无法跟着计划进行 1467 01:39:55,180 --> 01:39:56,420 你看这里 1468 01:39:57,160 --> 01:40:00,650 这些人难道都计划好 1469 01:40:00,650 --> 01:40:02,330 要一起在体育馆睡觉吗? 1470 01:40:03,570 --> 01:40:04,650 可是现在 1471 01:40:05,640 --> 01:40:08,800 包含我们,大家都一起睡在地板上 1472 01:40:11,170 --> 01:40:13,690 所以人不该有计划 1473 01:40:16,450 --> 01:40:19,820 没有计划就不会出错 1474 01:40:20,570 --> 01:40:23,960 一开始没有计划的话 1475 01:40:23,960 --> 01:40:26,580 发生什么事都无所谓 1476 01:40:28,290 --> 01:40:30,840 杀人也好,卖国也好 1477 01:40:32,720 --> 01:40:35,940 全都他妈的无所谓了,懂吗? 1478 01:40:38,340 --> 01:40:39,200 爸爸 1479 01:40:41,700 --> 01:40:42,720 很抱歉 1480 01:40:43,940 --> 01:40:45,170 什么事? 1481 01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:49,680 一切 1482 01:40:51,180 --> 01:40:52,140 所有一切 1483 01:40:54,960 --> 01:40:56,200 我来负责好了 1484 01:40:57,860 --> 01:40:59,420 那是什么意思? 1485 01:41:01,970 --> 01:41:03,980 你干嘛一直抱着石头? 1486 01:41:05,340 --> 01:41:06,480 这个吗? 1487 01:41:12,480 --> 01:41:15,010 是它一直黏着我 1488 01:41:17,650 --> 01:41:21,250 你该睡觉了 1489 01:41:24,780 --> 01:41:26,420 我说真的 1490 01:41:28,330 --> 01:41:30,010 它一直黏着我 1491 01:41:43,050 --> 01:41:45,980 杰西卡老师,抱歉礼拜天打给你 1492 01:41:45,980 --> 01:41:48,360 请问今天中午有空吗? 1493 01:41:48,360 --> 01:41:51,860 我们今天想在家开快闪庆生会 1494 01:41:53,720 --> 01:41:55,520 您要开生日派对吗? 1495 01:41:55,520 --> 01:41:59,090 如果老师出席,多颂一定会很开心 1496 01:41:59,090 --> 01:42:02,080 意大利面、焗烤面、鲑鱼排 1497 01:42:02,080 --> 01:42:03,330 请尽情享用 1498 01:42:03,330 --> 01:42:05,580 一点前到就可以了 1499 01:42:05,580 --> 01:42:08,610 今天来我会算一次上课 1500 01:42:08,610 --> 01:42:10,850 知道我的意思吧?待会见 1501 01:42:12,650 --> 01:42:14,140 妈 -嗯? 1502 01:42:14,140 --> 01:42:17,890 快闪庆生会要不要找凯文老师? 1503 01:42:17,890 --> 01:42:19,380 好啊,当然 1504 01:42:19,380 --> 01:42:20,810 你打给老师吧 1505 01:42:20,810 --> 01:42:24,400 老公,你再睡一下,多休息 1506 01:42:24,840 --> 01:42:26,170 昨天也累了吧 1507 01:42:26,170 --> 01:42:29,010 开派对的话,要去采买一轮吧? 1508 01:42:29,010 --> 01:42:30,980 没错,葡萄酒专卖店 1509 01:42:30,980 --> 01:42:33,340 超市、面包店、花店 1510 01:42:33,340 --> 01:42:35,620 我已经打给金司机了 1511 01:42:35,620 --> 01:42:37,060 叫他快点过来 1512 01:42:37,060 --> 01:42:38,540 我说周末会付加班费 1513 01:42:38,540 --> 01:42:39,360 太完美了 1514 01:42:49,930 --> 01:42:54,250 大家请冷静...现在会详细说明... 1515 01:42:54,870 --> 01:42:59,660 (今天多颂开生日派对,想找哥哥来) 1516 01:43:01,970 --> 01:43:05,400 姐,地下室里 1517 01:43:05,400 --> 01:43:07,780 有10张户外用的桌子 1518 01:43:07,780 --> 01:43:11,540 全拿出来摆在多颂的帐篷周围... 1519 01:43:12,330 --> 01:43:15,200 过来一下,我指给你看 1520 01:43:17,250 --> 01:43:19,130 以多颂的帐篷为中心 1521 01:43:19,130 --> 01:43:23,020 把桌子围绕着帐篷排放... 1522 01:43:23,020 --> 01:43:25,100 对了,鹤翼阵 1523 01:43:25,100 --> 01:43:27,140 你知道李舜臣将军的鹤翼阵吧? 1524 01:43:27,140 --> 01:43:28,650 闲山岛海战 1525 01:43:28,650 --> 01:43:31,090 把帐篷想成是日本军舰 1526 01:43:31,090 --> 01:43:34,410 把桌子排成鹤翼阵的队形 1527 01:43:34,410 --> 01:43:36,500 围成一个半圆形 1528 01:43:36,500 --> 01:43:40,740 帐篷附近放烤肉架、木炭等 1529 01:43:40,740 --> 01:43:43,210 东西都摆这儿就好 1530 01:43:43,210 --> 01:43:46,740 好啊,顺便带先生一起来 1531 01:43:46,740 --> 01:43:47,840 好 1532 01:43:47,840 --> 01:43:51,570 还有绝对不要买礼物过来 1533 01:43:51,570 --> 01:43:52,360 好 1534 01:43:52,360 --> 01:43:54,490 哪有什么服装规定... 1535 01:43:54,490 --> 01:43:57,410 既然是快闪,你穿运动裤也行 1536 01:43:58,980 --> 01:44:01,690 绝对不要买礼物 1537 01:44:01,690 --> 01:44:04,860 只要过来大吃大喝就好了 1538 01:44:05,980 --> 01:44:08,060 你知道我的厨艺吧 1539 01:44:08,060 --> 01:44:12,600 没错,大白天一起喝葡萄酒 1540 01:44:13,400 --> 01:44:14,480 好 1541 01:44:14,480 --> 01:44:16,820 你愿意高歌一曲是我的荣幸啊 1542 01:44:16,820 --> 01:44:22,450 不是有首歌这样唱... 1543 01:44:33,900 --> 01:44:37,010 阿姨,嘘,孩子还在睡觉 1544 01:44:37,010 --> 01:44:40,960 今天天空很蓝,空气也很好 1545 01:44:40,960 --> 01:44:42,880 多亏昨天把雨都下完了 1546 01:44:43,740 --> 01:44:45,050 没错 1547 01:44:45,520 --> 01:44:49,210 虽然露营泡汤,但可以开派对 1548 01:44:50,490 --> 01:44:52,220 算是因祸得福吧 1549 01:44:55,410 --> 01:44:59,900 就是啊,如果没下雨就没有派对了 1550 01:45:01,770 --> 01:45:06,090 真的不要买礼物过来喔 1551 01:45:06,960 --> 01:45:09,130 对了,你开小车 1552 01:45:09,130 --> 01:45:10,570 自己想办法挤进车库吧 1553 01:45:10,570 --> 01:45:12,420 请先上去 1554 01:45:12,420 --> 01:45:14,440 很好,再开进去一点 1555 01:45:14,440 --> 01:45:18,040 不要挡住宾士就好,再进去 1556 01:45:18,040 --> 01:45:21,540 你来啦...好久不见 1557 01:45:21,540 --> 01:45:25,040 我说过不要买礼物的... 1558 01:45:43,970 --> 01:45:45,220 哥,你在想什么? 1559 01:45:46,240 --> 01:45:47,090 什么? 1560 01:45:48,490 --> 01:45:51,340 刚刚跟我接吻时,在想别的事情吧? 1561 01:45:53,940 --> 01:45:54,810 没有 1562 01:45:55,970 --> 01:45:58,850 哪没有,现在也在想别的事情 1563 01:46:02,200 --> 01:46:03,360 哇 1564 01:46:05,360 --> 01:46:07,010 大家都很体面呢 1565 01:46:09,260 --> 01:46:12,650 都是临时过来的,却很从容 1566 01:46:14,170 --> 01:46:15,580 看起来好自然 1567 01:46:18,210 --> 01:46:19,000 多慧 1568 01:46:19,880 --> 01:46:20,490 嗯? 1569 01:46:22,300 --> 01:46:23,450 我适合吗? 1570 01:46:25,450 --> 01:46:26,400 适合什么? 1571 01:46:27,660 --> 01:46:29,980 我适合这里吗? 1572 01:46:40,850 --> 01:46:42,580 怎么了?你要去哪? 1573 01:46:43,420 --> 01:46:44,370 我要下楼 1574 01:46:45,120 --> 01:46:47,240 陪我啦 1575 01:46:48,320 --> 01:46:49,330 我要下楼 1576 01:46:50,820 --> 01:46:54,960 别找那些无聊的人,陪我玩好吗? 1577 01:46:56,220 --> 01:47:00,210 不是找那些人,是去更下面 1578 01:47:02,540 --> 01:47:03,880 哥,这是什么? 1579 01:47:06,970 --> 01:47:10,170 都这把年纪了还做这种事 1580 01:47:11,280 --> 01:47:12,840 真的很丢脸 1581 01:47:14,250 --> 01:47:16,130 金司机,真的很不好意思 1582 01:47:16,130 --> 01:47:18,610 孩子的妈很坚持,我也没办法 1583 01:47:19,410 --> 01:47:22,210 不过任务很简单 1584 01:47:22,210 --> 01:47:26,480 待会杰西卡老师端着生日蛋糕出现 1585 01:47:26,480 --> 01:47:30,580 我们就跑出来突袭杰西卡老师 1586 01:47:30,580 --> 01:47:32,920 挥舞着这个印第安斧头 1587 01:47:32,920 --> 01:47:33,760 是 1588 01:47:33,760 --> 01:47:36,800 这时正义的印第安人多颂出场 1589 01:47:36,800 --> 01:47:38,620 用斧头反击,展开决斗 1590 01:47:39,460 --> 01:47:41,920 最终多颂拯救了蛋糕女神杰西卡 1591 01:47:41,920 --> 01:47:43,520 所有人拍手叫好 1592 01:47:44,000 --> 01:47:45,320 差不多就这样 1593 01:47:46,850 --> 01:47:47,900 很幼稚吧? 1594 01:47:47,900 --> 01:47:52,850 太太似乎特别喜欢惊喜活动 1595 01:47:52,850 --> 01:47:54,890 是啊,她很喜欢 1596 01:47:54,890 --> 01:47:57,330 不过今年生日她特别费心 1597 01:47:59,330 --> 01:48:01,730 您也很努力呢 1598 01:48:03,440 --> 01:48:05,930 也是,毕竟您爱她 1599 01:48:11,690 --> 01:48:12,840 金司机... 1600 01:48:14,740 --> 01:48:17,080 反正今天算加班 1601 01:48:22,560 --> 01:48:25,570 你就当作是工作好吗? 1602 01:48:38,300 --> 01:48:39,800 妈下去过了吗? 1603 01:48:39,800 --> 01:48:41,540 还没,不过... 1604 01:48:41,540 --> 01:48:43,760 应该跟他们谈谈吧? 1605 01:48:43,760 --> 01:48:45,680 找到对彼此都有利的方式 1606 01:48:45,680 --> 01:48:46,760 没错 1607 01:48:46,760 --> 01:48:49,570 昨天大家都太激动了 1608 01:48:49,570 --> 01:48:52,980 就是啊,不过爸爸说有计划... 1609 01:48:53,970 --> 01:48:56,460 我先下去看看好了 -等等 1610 01:48:56,460 --> 01:48:58,850 把我准备好的食物拿下去 1611 01:48:58,850 --> 01:49:00,460 他们一定饿了 -没错 1612 01:49:00,460 --> 01:49:02,400 先让他们吃点东西 1613 01:49:03,280 --> 01:49:05,810 好,下次一定要来 1614 01:49:06,730 --> 01:49:08,820 杰西卡,原来你在这里 1615 01:49:08,820 --> 01:49:11,120 这个真的很好吃吧 -很美味吧? 1616 01:49:11,120 --> 01:49:13,840 我有事情要拜托老师 1617 01:49:13,840 --> 01:49:15,080 什么事? 1618 01:49:15,080 --> 01:49:17,400 该怎么解释呢... 1619 01:49:17,400 --> 01:49:19,570 这是让多颂克服创伤的蛋糕 1620 01:49:19,570 --> 01:49:21,370 所以务必要麻烦杰西卡老师 1621 01:49:21,370 --> 01:49:22,640 今天的重头戏 1622 01:50:45,610 --> 01:50:48,700 请问,你没事吗? 1623 01:50:54,080 --> 01:50:55,690 请问... 1624 01:51:05,600 --> 01:51:08,040 大叔! 1625 01:52:54,400 --> 01:52:56,730 凯文哥... 1626 01:53:03,730 --> 01:53:06,700 多颂,生日快乐 1627 01:53:06,700 --> 01:53:08,420 恭喜你 1628 01:53:15,280 --> 01:53:16,930 靠 1629 01:53:22,290 --> 01:53:23,740 不准动! 1630 01:53:26,970 --> 01:53:30,760 忠淑 1631 01:53:30,760 --> 01:53:32,140 基婷 1632 01:53:32,140 --> 01:53:33,920 忠淑,你出来 1633 01:53:33,920 --> 01:53:36,920 快止血,按住流血的地方 1634 01:53:41,340 --> 01:53:43,020 多颂 1635 01:53:43,020 --> 01:53:44,490 老婆 1636 01:53:45,880 --> 01:53:48,090 放开,不要 1637 01:53:54,530 --> 01:54:00,560 好痛 1638 01:54:05,280 --> 01:54:06,490 快送急症室 1639 01:54:06,490 --> 01:54:07,770 快开车! 1640 01:54:07,770 --> 01:54:09,890 金司机,别愣着 1641 01:54:09,890 --> 01:54:11,970 等救护车到就太迟了 1642 01:54:11,970 --> 01:54:14,380 爸爸,不要再压了 1643 01:54:14,380 --> 01:54:17,280 你压得我更痛 1644 01:54:17,280 --> 01:54:19,210 给我车钥匙 1645 01:54:19,210 --> 01:54:22,020 丢给我!把车钥匙丢给我! 1646 01:54:38,700 --> 01:54:40,440 还好吗? 1647 01:54:41,640 --> 01:54:43,180 不要碰! 1648 01:54:45,600 --> 01:54:47,980 朴社长,您好 1649 01:54:47,980 --> 01:54:49,240 你认识我? 1650 01:54:49,240 --> 01:54:50,690 我尊敬你 1651 01:56:17,760 --> 01:56:22,120 一肚子话都来不及说的时候 1652 01:56:23,130 --> 01:56:27,730 你有选任律师的权利... 1653 01:56:27,730 --> 01:56:31,650 一个长得完全不像刑警的家伙 1654 01:56:34,500 --> 01:56:35,890 他在笑吗? 1655 01:56:36,680 --> 01:56:37,720 请等一下 1656 01:56:38,730 --> 01:56:42,760 然后完全不像医生的医生也说话了 1657 01:56:44,620 --> 01:56:48,540 脑部手术后有可能发生这种状况 1658 01:56:48,540 --> 01:56:50,540 会没来由地一直笑 1659 01:56:51,320 --> 01:56:53,220 你有听到我说话吗? 1660 01:56:53,760 --> 01:56:55,220 听得到吗? 1661 01:56:55,820 --> 01:56:57,720 那我要重说一遍吗? 1662 01:56:57,720 --> 01:56:58,600 说什么? 1663 01:56:58,600 --> 01:56:59,890 米兰达警告 1664 01:57:02,410 --> 01:57:05,410 你有权保持沉默 1665 01:57:05,410 --> 01:57:09,480 你可以选任律师... 1666 01:57:09,480 --> 01:57:11,480 你看,他一直笑 1667 01:57:14,770 --> 01:57:20,040 听到那天基婷流了很多血 1668 01:57:20,760 --> 01:57:23,200 听到大家说我伪造文书、侵入民宅 1669 01:57:23,200 --> 01:57:27,930 蓄意杀人但算是正当防卫 1670 01:57:28,810 --> 01:57:34,320 运气很好被判缓刑宣告时 1671 01:57:37,970 --> 01:57:41,280 甚至终于见到基婷时 1672 01:57:41,000 --> 01:57:43,800 (金基婷) 1673 01:57:45,580 --> 01:57:47,560 我一直都笑着 1674 01:57:57,690 --> 01:58:02,660 不过,当我看过去的新闻报导 1675 01:58:03,280 --> 01:58:04,970 我没有笑 1676 01:58:05,380 --> 01:58:07,850 高级住宅区发生随机杀人事件 1677 01:58:07,850 --> 01:58:09,800 非常罕见 1678 01:58:09,800 --> 01:58:15,120 尤其挥刀的流浪汉当场死亡 1679 01:58:15,120 --> 01:58:20,410 警方很难掌握具体的行凶动机 1680 01:58:20,410 --> 01:58:24,980 杀害朴姓男子的金姓司机平时个性温和 1681 01:58:24,980 --> 01:58:29,960 警方正全力通缉逃亡的金姓司机 1682 01:58:31,050 --> 01:58:35,170 金姓司机从大门走下阶梯后 1683 01:58:35,170 --> 01:58:37,810 从住宅区的巷子消失了 1684 01:58:38,900 --> 01:58:43,520 警方在附近的监视器都找不到他的画面 1685 01:58:44,480 --> 01:58:47,090 也完全找不到目击者 1686 01:58:48,140 --> 01:58:50,370 根据目前的情况 1687 01:58:50,370 --> 01:58:54,700 金姓司机可以说是彻底的人间蒸发 1688 01:58:56,700 --> 01:59:03,690 其实妈妈和我也不知道爸爸在哪 1689 01:59:06,010 --> 01:59:11,140 刑警却大费功夫一直跟踪我们 1690 01:59:15,580 --> 01:59:19,370 等媒体不再大肆报导 1691 01:59:19,370 --> 01:59:21,090 刑警们也放弃跟踪后 1692 01:59:22,130 --> 01:59:25,530 我偶尔会爬到那座山上 1693 01:59:27,530 --> 01:59:31,980 在山上可以清楚看到那间房子 1694 01:59:35,240 --> 01:59:38,600 那天特别冷,可是不知为何 1695 01:59:39,760 --> 01:59:41,810 我却想继续看着那里 1696 01:59:55,380 --> 01:59:58,490 划、点,划、划、点、点... 1697 02:00:03,200 --> 02:00:21,300 划、点,划、划、点、点... 1698 02:00:24,290 --> 02:00:25,200 儿子 1699 02:00:27,660 --> 02:00:28,860 儿子 1700 02:00:31,180 --> 02:00:34,370 如果是你,我想应该能读到这封信 1701 02:00:38,280 --> 02:00:43,740 你是童军出身,所以我用这种方式写信 1702 02:00:47,850 --> 02:00:50,080 身体恢复的情况还好吗? 1703 02:00:51,740 --> 02:00:55,220 我猜你妈健康的不得了 1704 02:00:59,970 --> 02:01:02,440 我在这里也很好 1705 02:01:03,810 --> 02:01:06,220 虽然想到基婷就想哭 1706 02:01:09,770 --> 02:01:13,880 到现在我仍觉得那天很不可思议 1707 02:01:15,780 --> 02:01:17,610 好像在做梦... 1708 02:01:19,090 --> 02:01:20,770 却又不是 1709 02:01:22,420 --> 02:01:26,650 那天我离开时,突然领悟到了 1710 02:01:27,900 --> 02:01:29,580 我该去哪里 1711 02:02:09,360 --> 02:02:12,560 本来就是间凶宅 1712 02:02:12,560 --> 02:02:15,320 当然卖不出去了 1713 02:02:18,890 --> 02:02:20,840 朴社长,对不起 1714 02:02:21,490 --> 02:02:26,940 新屋主搬来前,我苦撑了一段时间 1715 02:02:30,480 --> 02:02:33,530 不过幸好房子没人住 1716 02:02:33,530 --> 02:02:38,490 那位叫什么?雯光? 1717 02:02:38,490 --> 02:02:41,980 我可以好好地替她送终 1718 02:02:43,930 --> 02:02:47,210 我替她办了时下最流行的树葬 1719 02:02:47,210 --> 02:02:49,600 我仁至义尽了 1720 02:02:53,920 --> 02:02:57,220 不过卖房子的家伙果然很聪明 1721 02:03:02,140 --> 02:03:06,640 竟然诱骗刚来韩国的人 1722 02:03:06,640 --> 02:03:08,340 终于把房子卖掉了 1723 02:03:10,060 --> 02:03:13,370 父母在外商公司,孩子读国际学校 1724 02:03:13,370 --> 02:03:16,200 一家子虽然很少回来 1725 02:03:16,200 --> 02:03:20,900 但因为有该死的帮佣24小时在家 1726 02:03:21,740 --> 02:03:25,970 害我半夜都得冒着生命危险去厨房 1727 02:03:29,140 --> 02:03:32,810 原来德国人不只吃香肠、喝啤酒 1728 02:03:33,920 --> 02:03:35,530 真是万幸啊 1729 02:03:38,730 --> 02:03:42,300 在这里一切都变得好模糊 1730 02:03:47,260 --> 02:03:50,930 今天至少能写封信给你 1731 02:03:53,340 --> 02:03:57,210 每晚像这样努力送出信 1732 02:03:57,210 --> 02:04:01,420 我想总有一天你会看到 1733 02:04:07,620 --> 02:04:09,140 我就写到这里 1734 02:04:23,300 --> 02:04:24,660 基宇,是你吗? 1735 02:04:24,660 --> 02:04:25,640 是 1736 02:04:40,000 --> 02:04:44,280 爸爸,我今天立下了计划 1737 02:04:46,380 --> 02:04:48,210 是最基本的计划 1738 02:04:51,370 --> 02:04:52,740 我要赚钱 1739 02:04:53,920 --> 02:04:55,010 赚很多钱 1740 02:04:58,970 --> 02:05:03,010 上大学、就业、结婚当然重要 1741 02:05:03,960 --> 02:05:05,980 但我想先赚钱 1742 02:05:05,980 --> 02:05:10,920 你一进去就会看到空间非常宽敞 1743 02:05:11,980 --> 02:05:16,810 其实我不随便带人参观这栋房子 1744 02:05:16,810 --> 02:05:20,640 等我有钱、要买下这间房子 1745 02:05:22,160 --> 02:05:26,120 等搬进去,我和妈妈会待在庭院 1746 02:05:27,080 --> 02:05:28,920 因为阳光真的很棒 1747 02:05:30,680 --> 02:05:31,930 爸爸只要 1748 02:05:32,890 --> 02:05:34,720 走上来就好了 1749 02:06:58,580 --> 02:07:02,640 在那天来临之前,请好好保重 1750 02:07:07,260 --> 02:07:09,850 就写到这 115303

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