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Are you guys ready? Roll camera.
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Lisanne, 32A, magazine editor.
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- You want the bra off, too?
- Yeah.
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You're not showing my face, are you?
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Okay, because I would die
if anyone knew I was doing this.
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Hold on.
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There! There you have it.
What do you want me to say?
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How do you feel about your breasts?
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How do I feel about my breasts?
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How would you feel about them?
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I've gone to the dentist and had tools
laid on my chest as though it was a tray.
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As though it was a totally flat place
upon which a person can...
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unthinkingly lay their things
and get them later.
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I know you don't like it that I'm getting
the operation because you're feminists.
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We're not trying to make
any judgments here.
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Okay. Good, because I don't care
if you did. I would just say, "Kiss my ass."
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I'm doing this for me
and I don't care what anybody says.
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I wanna have big tits.
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We now transmit you direct
to the laboratory of Captain Z-Ro.
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Please stand by.
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All right, Roger, set the location
and activate the view screen.
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There you are, Jet:
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The Great Pyramids of Egypt,
nearly 4,000 years old.
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How does he do it?
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Okay, Roger,
move to the chair and sit down.
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- Stand by to activate the time machine.
- Yes, sir.
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Set it for the year 2000 BC.
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Bring up the voltage to one million.
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Thermo gauge: 40.5.
Stand by to activate the reactor.
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Yes, sir.
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- Petro?
- Yes, Captain.
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Stand by to operate the time machine.
Set it at 991.875.
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That's awfully high.
Where in the world are you going?
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Back to the Great Pyramid of Giza,
in the year 2000 BC.
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- Stand by for signals.
- Yes, sir.
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I'm separating the alveolus
from the vomer.
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What do I need?
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- You would need the...
- No, Steve.
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Kevin?
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- Kevin?
- Sir?
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Never mind.
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That's all right.
Go back to what you were doing.
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It's peculiar...
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I have this 12-year-old boy here,
we've got an aponeurosis of the velum.
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Since he's here at this operating room,
why don't we give him some of that...
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What do you call it? Medical attention.
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- Aufricht retractor?
- Today!
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- What's that?
- What is what?
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- What's that you're holding?
- An aufricht retractor.
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- Really?
- I made some modifications to it.
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I integrated a spring-tension device
that makes it easier...
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An aufricht retractor, you idiot!
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A real aufricht retractor!
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Aufricht retractor.
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Thank you.
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Did I ask you to modify it? Did I?
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No, I told you to fetch it, you moron.
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Asshole!
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- Watch your language.
- What a degrading sadist!
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That's it. After my rotation,
I'm out of here. I'm going to Thoracics.
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Do you have any idea
what Debakey's doing over there?
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He's building an artificial heart.
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Yeah, an artificial heart!
Debakey has 28 patents to his name.
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How many does Larson have?
None. Zero patents, the bastard!
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Watch your mouth!
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Debakey doesn't treat his people like this.
He treats his people like people...
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as evidenced
by not being such an asshole.
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May I have a word with you?
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As a figure of authority and as a mentor...
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I've come to tolerate an amount
of ignorant disdain from my residents.
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About what I said...
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But I expect, if not the real thing,
at least a pretense of grudging respect.
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- I didn't mean it. All right, Dr. Larson?
- I had some very high hopes in you.
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I thought I could teach you something.
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I shouldn't have done it during surgery,
but with my adjustments...
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I thought I could make a difference.
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You wanna move over to Thoracics?
You wanna swagger in the limelight.
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The artificial heart, the fancy building,
and so forth?
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That's not it.
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It ain't enough
to give a boy back his smile.
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They saved his life.
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What's it matter if he spends it in a closet
with a bag over his head?
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- They call us beauticians.
- What?
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Plastic surgeons, they call us beauticians.
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- Who does?
- Everybody does.
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- You mean residents?
- Residents, nurses, doctors, everybody.
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- Are you gonna fire me?
- No.
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In what context
do they call us beauticians?
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I don't know. It's just a joke, I guess.
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- I thought you knew about it.
- Beauticians like a woman hairdresser?
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Or like some goddamn nail painter?
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I don't know what they mean.
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- Hi, Dave, Louis.
- Hello, Bill.
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- Listen, about what I said in there...
- Forget it.
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I'll want to remove those walls.
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- The kitchen, too small.
- Too small?
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You cannot cook in this kitchen.
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- What about a French window there?
- French windows.
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That's a great idea.
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I like that.
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Come on in
and look at Patrice's new drawings.
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Sure, honey.
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I think I'll take a look at them as soon
as you figure out how to pay for them.
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Actually, I have plans tonight.
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How about some other time this week?
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Actually, I'm gonna be busy all week.
But maybe some time after that?
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Okay. That sounds great.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Goodbye.
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- Who was that?
- That was Kevin.
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Kevin Saunders?
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Yeah.
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What did he want?
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He wanted a date.
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Hi, Kevin.
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Look at this. Look at that.
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It's a padded bra.
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And this. Hold on.
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"The Pump." Look at how that works.
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And it's "doctor recommended."
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Just hold on. And creams.
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"Breast Enhancement Cream.
It will be our little secret."
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I gotta make my rounds.
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Would you just hear me out?
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You're healing very nicely.
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- Why? Just give me one reason...
- I'll have a nurse change that bandage.
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All I'm saying is this could open up
a whole new world of medicine.
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- What, breasts?
- Why not?
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If Debakey can build a better heart,
why can't we build a better breast?
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George, are you all right?
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I'm okay, Spinner.
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Hello, Raquel!
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Hello, Dr. Larson.
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- How are you?
- Pretty good. How you doing today?
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Pretty good.
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- This is Dr. Saunders.
- Hello.
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Would you mind
showing him your breasts, please?
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Raquel had polyvinyl Ivalon sponges
implanted in 1959.
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What happened?
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The porous sponges encouraged
fibrous tissue to grow into them.
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We're taking them out tomorrow.
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We're concerned the polyvinyl
releases carcinogens as it breaks down.
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That stuff belongs in automobile seats,
not people.
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They were real nice for six months.
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- Thank you, Raquel.
- Sure.
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They don't teach it in medical school...
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but there have been plenty of doctors
who've tried everything from paraffin to...
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glass balls in an attempt
to make bigger breasts.
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They were successful in maiming.
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They were excellent at disfiguring
and killing their patients.
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But, on the whole...
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I think you'd have to say the results
were pretty terribly mixed.
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Terri, 34A, dental hygienist.
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That little snap of the bra clasp opening...
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which to the guy, I assume,
represents some rush of erotic victory.
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A sound which should be a happy sound...
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creates in me a feeling
of horror and panic so acute...
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I have an impulse to scream.
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What's so funny?
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I'm sorry. It's just the way you said that,
it was funny.
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It wasn't so funny to me.
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Thank you.
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- I think Kennedy's really got him this time.
- Castro's gone out of his mind.
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Last Tuesday morning at 9:00 AM...
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I directed that our surveillance
be stepped up.
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Having now confirmed and completed
our evaluation of the evidence...
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and our decision on a course of action...
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this government feels obliged to report
this new crisis to you in fullest detail.
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The characteristics
of these new missile sites...
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Hello.
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I'm Dr. Saunders
from the Texas Medical Center.
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Hello, Dr. Saunders
from the Texas Medical Center.
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I know this sounds like a line...
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but I'm working on a medical project
and I would like to enlist your help.
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You said you were a doctor.
I thought doctors had lots of money.
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I just finished my residency.
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So you can't write prescriptions?
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Why, are you sick?
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- What is that?
- It's a dental alginate mold.
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It looks like oatmeal.
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Yeah, actually. But you can't eat it.
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Don't worry, it washes right off the skin.
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Do you wanna take off your sweater?
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Okay...
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Here, sit. Would you, please?
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Take this towel and put it on your lap.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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- It's cold!
- I'm sorry.
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Okay?
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So all of these women are gonna be
walking around with my boobs?
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I suppose.
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Maybe after this
we can go bowling or something.
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- I have this thing that I'm doing.
- Okay.
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Go ahead, squeeze it.
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Go ahead, just squeeze it.
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Squeeze it, come on!
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Doesn't it feel exactly like a real breast?
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- How the hell would you know?
- Come on, I'm serious.
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And it's safe.
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Even if it broke, it's filled with salt water,
which the body can absorb harmlessly.
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Have you thought about
what people might say?
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What?
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You're not in Chicago anymore.
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A male doctor coming up with a way
to make women's breasts bigger?
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I think they'd say thank you.
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Think of all the women
who aren't happy with themselves...
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or the women who've had mastectomies...
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or whose breasts have been distorted
by breastfeeding.
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When I think of my own mother...
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All right, that's enough. Just spare me.
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Your mother's breasts?
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A man can only take so much.
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Over there by the bar,
they'd be over the moon if you said hello.
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- Honey, I see them every day.
- Honey, he's a cardiologist!
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Bye.
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- What's the matter, William?
- Why, hello, Frank, Michael.
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How you doing? Quite a party!
I hear they popped $10,000 on it.
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There's Debakey,
over there by the ice heart.
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How appropriate.
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I heard he had some guy the other day
with a perfectly good heart...
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who wanted to swap it out
for a man-made one.
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Simple.
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You know who that is?
That's Mitch Heilman, the astronaut.
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- He's short.
- They're doing amazing things at NASA.
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I used some of that technology
to create a simplified dialysis procedure.
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My team's just come up with a new way
of mapping neurons in the brain.
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They're gonna write that up
in next month's Scientific Journal.
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What's new in plastic surgery?
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I've developed a new aufricht retractor.
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Did you find the old one inadequate?
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Hey, Dr. Larson.
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Anybody sitting here?
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- No, by all means.
- Thank you.
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The edges are sharp,
they'll irritate the tissue.
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What?
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For your breasts,
the edges will irritate the tissue.
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An injection molding press could fix that.
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- What's the shell composed of?
- A polymer mixture.
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That's not gonna work.
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You need an inert material.
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I got a friend in Michigan
who might be able to help us with this.
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Help us out? What are you saying?
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I'm saying let's see if we can make it work.
245
00:19:22,214 --> 00:19:24,862
This is Kevin Saunders
and Dr. William Larson...
246
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the men who are going to build us
a better bosom.
247
00:19:27,782 --> 00:19:31,456
Only one question:
How do I get on the testing committee?
248
00:19:40,815 --> 00:19:42,057
Go ahead.
249
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:44,122
Open it.
250
00:19:47,912 --> 00:19:50,592
I let our chemists take a look
at the prosthesis you sent...
251
00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:53,167
and they made some modifications.
252
00:19:53,346 --> 00:19:56,693
They constructed the shell membrane
out of a silicone polymer.
253
00:19:56,915 --> 00:19:58,670
We're thinking of calling it the Larson.
254
00:20:01,347 --> 00:20:03,069
Is that a joke?
255
00:20:03,278 --> 00:20:04,684
We'll talk about it later.
256
00:20:04,813 --> 00:20:06,722
It's all negotiable down the road.
257
00:20:06,882 --> 00:20:10,175
You'll receive a generous royalty
of each prosthesis sold.
258
00:20:10,415 --> 00:20:13,921
My lawyers handling that,
but the operative word is "generous."
259
00:20:14,312 --> 00:20:15,424
What have you got in here?
260
00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:19,666
It's filled with a medical-grade silicone gel,
also completely safe.
261
00:20:20,081 --> 00:20:22,828
We agreed it would be filled
with saltwater solution.
262
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:26,903
We tried that but the R&D guy said
it rippled and sloshed around.
263
00:20:28,713 --> 00:20:30,652
Silicone gel. That's the answer.
264
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:34,770
It has the same viscosity as breast tissue
and a gravity less than water.
265
00:20:35,013 --> 00:20:37,859
No one will know whether
they're man-made or a gift from God!
266
00:20:39,045 --> 00:20:40,703
But is it safe?
267
00:20:41,145 --> 00:20:42,737
It's 100 percent safe.
268
00:20:42,879 --> 00:20:47,250
We originally developed silicone for use as
an insulating material during World War II.
269
00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:50,398
We couldn't even keep it
on the Navy docks in Okinawa.
270
00:20:50,713 --> 00:20:53,075
Turns out the Japs
were stealing the stuff...
271
00:20:53,245 --> 00:20:55,827
and injecting it directly
into women's breasts.
272
00:20:56,345 --> 00:20:59,091
But they were using
industrial-grade liquid silicone.
273
00:20:59,277 --> 00:21:02,243
There's a great deal of health risk
involved in that process.
274
00:21:02,447 --> 00:21:04,995
We filled these
with medical-grade silicone gel...
275
00:21:05,278 --> 00:21:09,780
and enclosed it in an indestructible,
inert, non-reactive silastic bag.
276
00:21:10,045 --> 00:21:12,498
- It won't break down?
- It will not break down.
277
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,370
We've got the patent on silicone.
278
00:21:14,513 --> 00:21:16,616
You've got something
born to be made out of it.
279
00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:19,296
It's the perfect marriage
of industry and medicine.
280
00:21:19,944 --> 00:21:21,797
Arlene, Mary Kay rep.
281
00:21:22,677 --> 00:21:24,651
Can I borrow your pencil?
282
00:21:26,412 --> 00:21:30,500
This is called the pencil test.
It's supposed to fall to the floor.
283
00:21:31,212 --> 00:21:32,802
I love my children...
284
00:21:32,945 --> 00:21:37,096
but I'm a little resentful about
what they did to my breasts. Thanks.
285
00:21:37,343 --> 00:21:40,155
It's like someone blew up a balloon
and let all the air out.
286
00:21:42,146 --> 00:21:44,955
Mastectomies, breastfeeding...
287
00:21:49,544 --> 00:21:51,810
We talk as doctors...
288
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,444
in terms of the tangible
and the empirical...
289
00:21:54,610 --> 00:21:57,869
but now I ask you to consider
the psychological...
290
00:21:58,208 --> 00:22:02,033
the mental aspects
and then the opportunities that we have.
291
00:22:03,475 --> 00:22:08,044
It's a low-risk operation that can be done
inexpensively and quickly...
292
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:11,162
as both a reconstruction
and an augmentation...
293
00:22:11,346 --> 00:22:14,406
to the betterment of the...
294
00:22:14,975 --> 00:22:18,682
overall self-esteem...
295
00:22:19,543 --> 00:22:22,357
to the women who get it.
296
00:22:22,878 --> 00:22:26,417
We can usher in
a whole new world of medicine here.
297
00:22:34,077 --> 00:22:35,124
Bill.
298
00:22:36,511 --> 00:22:38,034
I don't know where to start...
299
00:22:38,174 --> 00:22:40,757
- If you don't mind...
- I'd like to finish.
300
00:22:41,008 --> 00:22:44,354
What Dave is trying to say,
what we're all trying to say here...
301
00:22:44,575 --> 00:22:48,794
is while we are touched
by your altruism...
302
00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:53,162
- We're doctors and we cure people.
- We're not expensive beauticians...
303
00:22:53,475 --> 00:22:55,328
who like to play with bosoms.
304
00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:58,155
You may not understand
the despair these women endure.
305
00:23:00,407 --> 00:23:01,269
The women...
306
00:23:01,410 --> 00:23:03,896
If God wants a woman
to have big breasts...
307
00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:06,393
he gives her big breasts.
308
00:23:07,273 --> 00:23:10,140
That is what
we're talking about here, isn't it?
309
00:23:10,407 --> 00:23:14,334
Does that mean
that we shouldn't correct clubfeet?
310
00:23:16,176 --> 00:23:19,236
Quiet, Dave.
What I find ironic about your stupidity...
311
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,601
is you know what women go through
who've had this procedure done!
312
00:23:22,807 --> 00:23:25,042
That's the irony here!
313
00:23:25,976 --> 00:23:29,770
The fact that women have tried for so long
to increase their breast size...
314
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:31,530
that underscores...
315
00:23:33,306 --> 00:23:35,988
you know, that this can be done safely!
316
00:23:36,574 --> 00:23:40,279
Just because you've got
some deranged fixation with breasts.
317
00:23:41,509 --> 00:23:44,984
Once you've finished with your strippers...
318
00:23:45,607 --> 00:23:48,254
and your prostitutes...
319
00:23:49,973 --> 00:23:53,036
what respectable woman's
gonna pay for this?
320
00:23:59,406 --> 00:24:01,925
I think, Louis, that if she knew...
321
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:05,298
how you were behaving
with some of your nurses...
322
00:24:05,839 --> 00:24:07,725
perhaps your wife might be...
323
00:24:07,873 --> 00:24:09,150
You wanna step outside?
324
00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:12,486
Let me go, 'cause I'm gonna whip his ass!
325
00:24:12,773 --> 00:24:14,777
- Calm down.
- We can go right there...
326
00:24:14,972 --> 00:24:16,215
Calm down!
327
00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:19,326
Dr. Larson, get out of here.
328
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,378
If you feel froggy, just jump!
329
00:24:24,805 --> 00:24:25,819
Queer.
330
00:24:27,771 --> 00:24:30,007
Myopic pretentious idiots.
331
00:24:30,172 --> 00:24:31,252
What did they say?
332
00:24:31,374 --> 00:24:33,760
Forget them.
We don't need their damned approval.
333
00:24:33,941 --> 00:24:35,400
What happened?
334
00:24:37,173 --> 00:24:40,038
You know what?
We're gonna do it without them.
335
00:24:41,239 --> 00:24:42,252
How?
336
00:24:44,439 --> 00:24:45,866
With my money.
337
00:24:47,171 --> 00:24:48,665
With my money.
338
00:24:50,307 --> 00:24:53,085
You just go out there
and find us the woman.
339
00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:16,827
- Lola?
- Yeah?
340
00:25:19,237 --> 00:25:21,601
- Are you going out?
- Yeah.
341
00:25:23,904 --> 00:25:25,725
My associate and I...
342
00:25:25,872 --> 00:25:28,772
we've been working on
a new medical procedure...
343
00:25:29,573 --> 00:25:33,211
by which we actually increase
the size of the breast.
344
00:25:33,837 --> 00:25:37,064
I thought you might wanna be the first.
345
00:25:39,271 --> 00:25:42,750
What we do: We take a small cut,
like a small incision...
346
00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:46,130
What makes you think I'd be interested
in something like that?
347
00:25:48,937 --> 00:25:50,692
They'll be bigger.
348
00:25:56,838 --> 00:26:00,760
- You're a disgusting little peeper.
- It's all right, I'm a doctor.
349
00:26:01,003 --> 00:26:03,390
I thought you might ask me out,
which is bad enough.
350
00:26:03,569 --> 00:26:06,762
But you wanna cut holes in me
and stick bags of goo in my chest?
351
00:26:06,969 --> 00:26:09,619
Stay away from me, creep!
352
00:26:15,903 --> 00:26:17,013
Hello.
353
00:26:17,936 --> 00:26:20,780
Good afternoon.
I realize this may sound...
354
00:26:23,504 --> 00:26:26,793
I'm with the... I'm Dr. Saunders, I'm sorry.
355
00:26:27,135 --> 00:26:30,842
I'm with the Texas Medical Center
and we're working on a new procedure.
356
00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:33,541
We increase the size of...
357
00:26:34,303 --> 00:26:36,027
What we're doing is, my partner and I...
358
00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:40,836
Dr. Larson, have just developed
a new technique, a medical procedure...
359
00:26:41,902 --> 00:26:43,178
Hello. Excuse me.
360
00:26:44,703 --> 00:26:46,131
What a day.
361
00:26:46,270 --> 00:26:48,571
Are you happy with your existing breasts?
362
00:26:48,804 --> 00:26:50,654
to increase the breast.
363
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,686
You know how some people
wanna be first...
364
00:26:52,833 --> 00:26:55,384
to do something?
This is your opportunity.
365
00:26:55,567 --> 00:26:58,663
I don't know if you
think about your breasts.
366
00:27:02,036 --> 00:27:04,585
It's for the breasts. I like your hat.
367
00:27:05,136 --> 00:27:07,140
It's a medical procedure.
368
00:27:07,502 --> 00:27:09,704
Like I said, you can be bigger.
369
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,287
Is that "no" as in "no questions"?
370
00:27:15,403 --> 00:27:16,547
I'm sorry!
371
00:27:19,601 --> 00:27:20,810
I am a doctor.
372
00:27:20,934 --> 00:27:24,247
I'm with the Texas Medical Center
and we're doing a...
373
00:27:30,966 --> 00:27:32,851
Put that disgusting thing away.
374
00:27:34,033 --> 00:27:38,786
If you wanted to help people,
you could cure back pain or arthritis!
375
00:27:39,167 --> 00:27:40,442
All right, I'm sorry.
376
00:27:40,601 --> 00:27:43,084
Making women's breasts larger?
377
00:27:43,366 --> 00:27:46,745
- I'm sorry.
- I think it's sick. I do.
378
00:27:47,132 --> 00:27:50,513
I think it's very sick.
Something's wrong with you.
379
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:52,547
I'm sorry.
380
00:27:52,669 --> 00:27:54,869
Put it away!
381
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,867
I'm just very disappointed.
382
00:28:09,402 --> 00:28:10,773
Hey, Laura.
383
00:28:13,332 --> 00:28:14,924
Can I see it?
384
00:28:15,232 --> 00:28:17,848
Can I see the thing?
385
00:28:28,031 --> 00:28:29,307
I mean...
386
00:28:32,098 --> 00:28:36,348
For what it is, it actually looks pretty good.
387
00:28:38,631 --> 00:28:39,906
Put it away.
388
00:28:43,632 --> 00:28:46,445
Okay, I only say this to you
as a friend, but...
389
00:28:46,866 --> 00:28:47,945
Wipe your mouth.
390
00:28:48,066 --> 00:28:52,054
This whole business of this solicitation...
391
00:28:53,564 --> 00:28:56,180
it isn't doing any wonders
for your reputation.
392
00:28:57,599 --> 00:28:59,027
I was just sitting here...
393
00:28:59,167 --> 00:29:03,469
Carrying that around and asking women,
it just comes across as perverse.
394
00:29:03,729 --> 00:29:06,117
If you wished that
something about you was different...
395
00:29:06,298 --> 00:29:09,329
and there was a way you could do it,
wouldn't you do it?
396
00:29:09,531 --> 00:29:14,261
Possibly. It's the way that
you go about things.
397
00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:18,076
I mean, it's an appealing idea, sort of.
398
00:29:18,263 --> 00:29:20,595
I'm sure there are
plenty of women out there...
399
00:29:20,764 --> 00:29:23,543
who would love to have bigger breasts.
400
00:29:31,629 --> 00:29:33,255
Do you want the operation?
401
00:29:34,629 --> 00:29:37,593
- Is that a joke?
- No, you said it was an appealing idea.
402
00:29:37,795 --> 00:29:39,617
- Are you insulting me?
- No.
403
00:29:39,764 --> 00:29:42,661
I am a nurse. I am a professional.
404
00:29:43,095 --> 00:29:46,027
I do not need to be insulted by you.
405
00:29:46,662 --> 00:29:48,898
I was trying to be nice and help you.
406
00:29:58,262 --> 00:29:59,439
Shut up.
407
00:30:01,697 --> 00:30:04,478
I come from a stoic Calvinist background.
408
00:30:04,730 --> 00:30:07,507
You didn't complain unless
something was drastically wrong...
409
00:30:07,697 --> 00:30:10,082
like a broken leg or lung cancer.
410
00:30:10,529 --> 00:30:12,088
I feel crippled.
411
00:30:12,229 --> 00:30:14,944
I can't go to the beach.
I can't get clothes that fit.
412
00:30:15,130 --> 00:30:17,941
I can't find a man. Hell, I look like a man.
413
00:30:18,195 --> 00:30:21,454
Gloria Steinem says breasts
are unimportant because she's got them.
414
00:30:21,829 --> 00:30:25,784
For God's sake, a surgeon doesn't buckle
when he encounters resistance.
415
00:30:26,029 --> 00:30:30,465
This isn't resistance. These women,
I'm getting anger, they hate me.
416
00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:32,450
- 'Morning.
- 'Morning.
417
00:30:33,262 --> 00:30:34,722
I'm Dr. Larson.
418
00:30:37,762 --> 00:30:40,027
You're Miss Lindsey?
419
00:30:41,494 --> 00:30:44,461
I understand you have some tattoos
you'd like removed.
420
00:30:44,662 --> 00:30:47,855
Yes, right here.
My ex-husband bought them for me.
421
00:30:48,495 --> 00:30:50,281
How old is the tattoo?
422
00:30:53,526 --> 00:30:56,721
Eight or nine years...
It's about 10 years old.
423
00:30:58,395 --> 00:31:02,003
God, they look like they haven't been
watered since I got them.
424
00:31:02,226 --> 00:31:03,370
Pardon?
425
00:31:05,093 --> 00:31:07,905
It's just kind of embarrassing,
'cause I've had six kids...
426
00:31:08,095 --> 00:31:10,035
and they're sagging.
427
00:31:10,996 --> 00:31:14,952
In fact, my ex-husband used to say
that I had a couple of flat feet.
428
00:31:15,194 --> 00:31:16,882
Can you believe that?
429
00:31:19,793 --> 00:31:20,807
What?
430
00:31:24,593 --> 00:31:27,853
A transverse incision...
431
00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:30,480
on the patient's right breast.
432
00:31:33,927 --> 00:31:37,239
- You want bigger scissors?
- Please. Thank you.
433
00:31:43,792 --> 00:31:45,993
A little larger cut...
434
00:31:46,158 --> 00:31:49,286
to accommodate the implant.
435
00:31:49,492 --> 00:31:51,247
Let's sponge that off.
436
00:31:54,028 --> 00:31:58,277
Going through the subcutaneous tissue
to the pectoralis fascia.
437
00:31:58,591 --> 00:32:00,761
A little suction.
438
00:32:00,958 --> 00:32:03,161
A little bit of a bleeder here.
439
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,337
Come on.
440
00:32:07,494 --> 00:32:10,750
Do some finger dissection here
to open up the pocket.
441
00:32:11,158 --> 00:32:13,742
A little tight squeeze, but...
442
00:32:14,427 --> 00:32:15,408
Oh, boy.
443
00:32:20,493 --> 00:32:22,758
The strong use of finger dissection here...
444
00:32:25,158 --> 00:32:28,733
to open up the pocket, that's used
medially, laterally and superiorly.
445
00:32:28,959 --> 00:32:30,779
This is absurd! Would you excuse us?
446
00:32:30,925 --> 00:32:33,411
The implant is inserted.
447
00:32:34,428 --> 00:32:36,878
The incision is closed bilaterally using...
448
00:32:37,058 --> 00:32:40,666
a running-lock 3-0 nylon suture.
449
00:32:40,958 --> 00:32:42,580
The patients are told to abstain...
450
00:32:42,725 --> 00:32:45,984
from vigorous activity
for a period of three weeks.
451
00:32:46,358 --> 00:32:47,633
And the result...
452
00:32:56,025 --> 00:33:00,178
And the result is
a beautifully contoured breast...
453
00:33:00,891 --> 00:33:04,715
with softness comparable
to that of the young adult.
454
00:33:06,857 --> 00:33:10,912
The psychological well-being
of women who feel crippled...
455
00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:13,709
by their own perceived shortcomings...
456
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:17,801
can be cured with one simple operation.
457
00:33:56,390 --> 00:33:58,361
Are the phones working?
458
00:34:26,289 --> 00:34:28,808
You wanna see what I've been working on?
I have an idea.
459
00:34:30,222 --> 00:34:31,399
An idea?
460
00:34:32,488 --> 00:34:33,698
Idea.
461
00:34:34,685 --> 00:34:36,212
I got an idea of my own.
462
00:34:37,554 --> 00:34:38,862
Let's...
463
00:34:39,921 --> 00:34:41,513
I know, I got it.
464
00:34:41,923 --> 00:34:45,268
Let's take all my money
and open up a clinic...
465
00:34:45,490 --> 00:34:49,128
that no one will go to
for an operation they don't want.
466
00:34:50,553 --> 00:34:52,495
Let's explore.
467
00:34:52,887 --> 00:34:55,731
Let's experience like the kids are doing.
468
00:34:55,921 --> 00:34:59,114
Let's really get into humiliation and failure.
469
00:34:59,421 --> 00:35:00,882
Out of sight!
470
00:35:02,419 --> 00:35:05,929
Let's suck my blood
until I'm dead in the gutter.
471
00:35:07,153 --> 00:35:08,974
I'm sorry.
472
00:35:09,820 --> 00:35:11,608
That was your idea.
473
00:35:12,855 --> 00:35:15,152
We could advertise in the newspaper.
474
00:35:15,353 --> 00:35:17,140
Newspaper?
475
00:35:18,620 --> 00:35:20,757
Look, this is the ad I've been working on.
476
00:35:20,922 --> 00:35:23,886
You're gonna advertise
my ruined career and reputation?
477
00:35:24,187 --> 00:35:26,454
That's very interesting, but...
478
00:35:27,983 --> 00:35:31,430
you know, doctors never advertise.
479
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:35,993
- That's because they haven't had to.
- Shut up! Just leave me alone!
480
00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:39,039
In fact, stay out of my sight.
481
00:35:54,449 --> 00:35:56,074
Oh, my goodness.
482
00:35:57,486 --> 00:35:58,532
What?
483
00:36:00,585 --> 00:36:02,972
Not only am I married to a man...
484
00:36:03,152 --> 00:36:06,445
who stuffs women's breasts for a living...
485
00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:10,011
now everybody at the Club's
gonna know about it!
486
00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:20,765
Hey, you!
487
00:36:22,017 --> 00:36:25,627
Don't you say one thing to me!
Don't you say one word!
488
00:36:28,986 --> 00:36:30,446
It's all an act, isn't it?
489
00:36:30,953 --> 00:36:33,568
I thought you were a moron,
but you aren't, are you?
490
00:36:33,819 --> 00:36:36,083
No, you're smart. You're very smart!
491
00:36:36,285 --> 00:36:38,902
How else could you ruin my life
with such precision?
492
00:36:39,085 --> 00:36:41,537
- You saw the...
- Shut up! Not one word.
493
00:36:41,718 --> 00:36:43,439
You don't speak!
494
00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:46,905
What did I ever do to you?
495
00:36:49,950 --> 00:36:52,153
Know what?
I want your things out of my office.
496
00:36:53,816 --> 00:36:55,854
I'm just gonna get you started here.
497
00:36:56,184 --> 00:36:58,702
Okay, I just need you to fill this out.
498
00:37:02,449 --> 00:37:03,791
Good morning, Doctors.
499
00:37:14,450 --> 00:37:15,462
Yeah.
500
00:37:36,417 --> 00:37:39,763
- Good morning, Dr. Larson.
- Good morning, Dr. Saunders.
501
00:37:48,549 --> 00:37:50,652
I want you to understand all your options.
502
00:37:50,850 --> 00:37:53,561
You can go in through the crease
under the breast...
503
00:37:53,748 --> 00:37:54,730
through the nipple...
504
00:37:54,849 --> 00:37:55,993
or through the underarm.
505
00:37:56,115 --> 00:37:59,277
You can go over the muscle
or behind the muscle.
506
00:37:59,483 --> 00:38:01,781
We can accentuate cleavage or volume.
507
00:38:01,982 --> 00:38:04,565
We can give you
the classic teardrop shape.
508
00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:07,049
a fuller melon-shaped breast.
509
00:38:07,213 --> 00:38:09,154
Different patients react differently to pain.
510
00:38:09,313 --> 00:38:10,807
We can make the nipples point up.
511
00:38:11,015 --> 00:38:13,085
There might be bruising or swelling.
512
00:38:13,281 --> 00:38:16,695
And there's no real maintenance.
It's not like changing a tire.
513
00:38:16,917 --> 00:38:19,282
You don't have to rotate them
every 10,000 miles.
514
00:38:19,483 --> 00:38:23,252
For most women, it's something you can
do on Monday and be working Wednesday.
515
00:38:23,482 --> 00:38:27,820
Although you will have to massage them
frequently at first, preferably at home.
516
00:38:28,081 --> 00:38:30,446
When you're 80,
your breasts will still look 18.
517
00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:32,753
That's left to right and then top to bottom.
518
00:38:32,982 --> 00:38:36,457
Occasionally, they can harden up a little.
If that happens...
519
00:38:36,781 --> 00:38:40,292
you come back to us
and we'll soften them up for you.
520
00:38:42,382 --> 00:38:43,788
Feel better?
521
00:38:44,284 --> 00:38:47,474
- We can go through the nipple.
- You'll be popular at the nursing home.
522
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,849
- The nipple or the underarm.
- Absolutely safe.
523
00:38:50,581 --> 00:38:54,122
Only danger is, God forbid,
you get stabbed in the chest.
524
00:38:55,682 --> 00:38:57,948
We can make the nipples point up.
525
00:38:58,281 --> 00:39:00,349
It's absolutely safe.
526
00:39:00,812 --> 00:39:02,152
Any questions?
527
00:39:02,446 --> 00:39:04,168
When can I schedule?
528
00:39:08,047 --> 00:39:10,761
Would it be too soon
to do it on Monday, dear?
529
00:39:37,513 --> 00:39:39,613
Hey! How you doing?
530
00:39:40,312 --> 00:39:42,251
What you got for me today?
531
00:39:43,544 --> 00:39:45,431
More of them big old bags?
532
00:39:46,613 --> 00:39:49,993
I swear, it's just like Christmas
every single time you come.
533
00:39:50,914 --> 00:39:54,204
- Okay, here we go, almost there.
- Wait.
534
00:39:58,846 --> 00:40:00,219
- Okay.
- Okay?
535
00:40:00,479 --> 00:40:01,907
Here we go.
536
00:40:16,978 --> 00:40:18,799
They're beautiful.
537
00:40:20,809 --> 00:40:23,710
You're gonna push, push in...
538
00:40:24,578 --> 00:40:26,299
and lift up, okay?
539
00:40:27,045 --> 00:40:31,133
Then you want to massage them gently
clockwise, like this.
540
00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:34,189
And counterclockwise, like this.
541
00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:41,416
Every day, several times a day, okay?
542
00:40:48,675 --> 00:40:49,852
Any questions?
543
00:40:51,210 --> 00:40:53,445
Yeah. Show me again.
544
00:40:57,345 --> 00:40:58,870
It's too much muscle!
545
00:41:00,609 --> 00:41:03,705
Sorry I'm late.
I had to stop off at the bank.
546
00:41:06,577 --> 00:41:08,332
I got you a little surprise.
547
00:41:09,310 --> 00:41:12,949
- What's this?
- It's your royalty check for this month.
548
00:41:15,942 --> 00:41:17,317
Oh, my God.
549
00:41:19,645 --> 00:41:22,096
Do you know how much
I'm gonna owe in taxes on this?
550
00:41:22,277 --> 00:41:24,218
Yeah, those taxes.
551
00:41:28,208 --> 00:41:30,246
They're killing me!
552
00:41:31,342 --> 00:41:34,057
I understand. If someone cancels,
I can schedule you.
553
00:41:34,243 --> 00:41:36,412
But that's the best I can do.
554
00:41:36,677 --> 00:41:39,355
How much can I pay you
to cancel someone?
555
00:41:41,008 --> 00:41:44,005
Ma'am, the doctors
are really busy right now.
556
00:41:44,208 --> 00:41:46,661
I'd like to help you if I could, but I can't.
557
00:41:52,607 --> 00:41:54,905
- Hello, Laura.
- Hi, Kevin.
558
00:42:01,643 --> 00:42:03,747
It looks like you're doing well.
559
00:42:03,977 --> 00:42:05,350
Been busy.
560
00:42:08,307 --> 00:42:10,924
My sister Katy is really happy
with her results.
561
00:42:11,141 --> 00:42:11,969
Good.
562
00:42:12,209 --> 00:42:15,369
Makes me regret I didn't take you up
on your offer at Baylor...
563
00:42:15,575 --> 00:42:18,256
when I could've gotten them for free.
564
00:42:22,007 --> 00:42:22,956
How's Steve?
565
00:42:23,641 --> 00:42:26,128
We got divorced about three months ago.
566
00:42:26,475 --> 00:42:27,848
I'm sorry.
567
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,722
He's not such a nice guy, it turns out.
568
00:42:33,273 --> 00:42:34,482
You look good.
569
00:42:35,740 --> 00:42:36,884
Thanks.
570
00:42:37,241 --> 00:42:39,311
But I want to look better.
571
00:42:42,341 --> 00:42:44,161
I was thinking that...
572
00:42:44,341 --> 00:42:48,589
maybe you could give me
something like you gave Katy.
573
00:42:49,339 --> 00:42:53,264
I mean, I'm a little more skinny on top
and she's more...
574
00:42:55,008 --> 00:42:56,021
Yeah.
575
00:42:57,476 --> 00:43:00,339
You're probably totally used to this, right?
576
00:43:00,639 --> 00:43:03,223
I should just show you.
577
00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:05,318
Okay.
578
00:43:08,807 --> 00:43:11,043
It's good to see you again.
579
00:43:19,374 --> 00:43:22,567
- What do you think?
- I think they're super.
580
00:43:23,373 --> 00:43:24,713
Thanks!
581
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,662
I think we could go bigger.
582
00:43:27,372 --> 00:43:28,483
How big?
583
00:43:29,539 --> 00:43:31,480
They're not too small?
584
00:43:32,907 --> 00:43:34,879
You don't think we should go with...
585
00:43:36,206 --> 00:43:38,591
350cc, maybe?
586
00:43:38,770 --> 00:43:40,679
They're perfect.
587
00:43:41,705 --> 00:43:44,998
They should be.
He spent four hours working on them.
588
00:43:46,740 --> 00:43:49,868
- Do you want me to close?
- No, I'll do it.
589
00:43:51,439 --> 00:43:54,564
I don't want even a hint of a scar.
590
00:44:02,272 --> 00:44:04,410
Come on, get a picture of this.
591
00:44:21,803 --> 00:44:23,045
I mean...
592
00:44:23,403 --> 00:44:26,184
will a guy be able to tell that I have...
593
00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:27,299
you know...
594
00:44:30,171 --> 00:44:32,337
Can you come here for a sec?
595
00:44:35,371 --> 00:44:38,087
- Would you mind?
- No.
596
00:44:54,604 --> 00:44:56,009
Go ahead, touch them.
597
00:44:56,671 --> 00:44:57,880
Go ahead.
598
00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:06,368
Those are... They're perfect.
599
00:45:07,969 --> 00:45:10,618
I wouldn't do anything to you
that I wouldn't do to my wife.
600
00:45:11,204 --> 00:45:12,628
Within reason.
601
00:45:14,401 --> 00:45:17,814
I won't say it didn't hurt,
it felt like a ton of bricks fell on my chest.
602
00:45:18,037 --> 00:45:21,351
But the first time I saw
my two new best friends, I was like:
603
00:45:21,571 --> 00:45:23,957
"Oh, my God, it was worth it!"
604
00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:26,718
My shoulders fit me now. I have a waist.
605
00:45:26,902 --> 00:45:29,169
I've been reborn, I rock!
606
00:45:29,334 --> 00:45:31,570
This is the way
I was always meant to look.
607
00:45:31,737 --> 00:45:33,295
This is about artistry.
608
00:45:33,436 --> 00:45:37,077
This is not some ham-fisted,
cut-and-stuff procedure.
609
00:45:37,670 --> 00:45:41,941
If you approach it like it is, you'll end up
with some extremely unhappy women...
610
00:45:42,202 --> 00:45:45,995
with displeasing, wandering or...
611
00:45:46,735 --> 00:45:48,141
walleyed breasts.
612
00:45:48,269 --> 00:45:51,776
They'll be angry at you
and you'll be out of business quickly.
613
00:45:52,033 --> 00:45:55,130
This surgeon really
completely messed this one up.
614
00:45:55,635 --> 00:45:59,048
We call this one the Marty Feldman.
615
00:46:00,169 --> 00:46:01,988
This guy really messed this one up.
616
00:46:03,835 --> 00:46:06,350
If you perform the operation properly...
617
00:46:07,299 --> 00:46:11,356
you'll receive letters from women
thanking you for saving their lives.
618
00:46:11,968 --> 00:46:14,038
In fact, I got...
619
00:46:17,766 --> 00:46:22,519
I didn't bring them with me. Kevin,
would you run and get some of the letters?
620
00:46:25,202 --> 00:46:27,882
Why don't you get them? I'll take over.
621
00:46:29,502 --> 00:46:32,214
That's all right. The letters,
could you go get them, please?
622
00:46:33,733 --> 00:46:37,242
I can handle the rest of the questions
while you get them.
623
00:46:41,134 --> 00:46:43,914
Laura was going through the books
last night.
624
00:46:44,102 --> 00:46:47,478
Really? Is Laura our accountant now?
625
00:46:48,467 --> 00:46:52,489
It looks like you received a Dow Corning
royalty payment last month.
626
00:46:54,267 --> 00:46:55,216
Really?
627
00:46:55,934 --> 00:46:58,166
I don't remember receiving
my share of that.
628
00:46:59,165 --> 00:47:01,137
I need more suction here.
629
00:47:02,398 --> 00:47:04,252
If the truth be known...
630
00:47:05,166 --> 00:47:07,074
it's because I'm stealing from you.
631
00:47:07,432 --> 00:47:09,406
I'm robbing you for the fun of it.
632
00:47:10,066 --> 00:47:13,572
- I wasn't accusing you of stealing.
- The hell you weren't.
633
00:47:13,963 --> 00:47:15,173
The hell.
634
00:47:15,298 --> 00:47:17,630
Could I get some suction here?
635
00:47:18,133 --> 00:47:20,465
I'm bringing you your sutures.
636
00:47:21,368 --> 00:47:22,316
"Please."
637
00:47:23,068 --> 00:47:25,517
"Can I get some suction here, please?"
638
00:47:25,964 --> 00:47:28,329
Let's try to treat my wife with respect.
639
00:47:28,497 --> 00:47:32,270
In here, she is my employee,
she is not your wife.
640
00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:34,925
Is that a problem?
641
00:47:35,369 --> 00:47:38,711
Because if that's a problem,
I'll get a new employee.
642
00:47:43,731 --> 00:47:47,438
Let me get this right.
They won't explode when you're flying.
643
00:47:47,966 --> 00:47:50,546
They didn't when I flew up here
from Texas.
644
00:47:50,730 --> 00:47:53,412
Bert, there are many augmented
flight attendants...
645
00:47:53,598 --> 00:47:56,857
and I don't believe I've ever heard
of any problems.
646
00:47:57,264 --> 00:48:01,352
- They do help me swim a lot better.
- All right.
647
00:48:01,798 --> 00:48:05,753
Tell us, what kind of woman
has her breasts augmented?
648
00:48:05,997 --> 00:48:08,929
- There are so many...
- The typical woman who comes to see us...
649
00:48:09,130 --> 00:48:10,819
Excuse me, can I finish?
650
00:48:10,963 --> 00:48:14,539
She has a husband who isn't maturing
as quickly as she is.
651
00:48:15,365 --> 00:48:19,102
The girls flock around him,
he looks good on the golf course.
652
00:48:19,663 --> 00:48:22,693
Meanwhile, she's borne all the children,
her breasts are sagging...
653
00:48:22,897 --> 00:48:25,711
and she wants the operation
so she can feel good again.
654
00:48:25,898 --> 00:48:29,790
In one respect, it isn't important
what he thinks you look like.
655
00:48:30,395 --> 00:48:34,285
What's important is what you think
he thinks you look like.
656
00:48:34,596 --> 00:48:37,463
- That's exactly right.
- Very well put.
657
00:48:37,731 --> 00:48:41,406
Actually, you're like psychiatrists
with knives!
658
00:48:41,733 --> 00:48:43,324
- In a way, yes.
- No, I...
659
00:48:43,465 --> 00:48:45,469
We get lots of referrals from psychiatrists.
660
00:48:45,630 --> 00:48:49,008
They know how important it is
for a woman to be able to...
661
00:48:49,295 --> 00:48:52,109
buy a bathing suit
without getting depressed.
662
00:48:52,331 --> 00:48:56,549
Or walk into a room in a strapless dress,
knowing heads will turn.
663
00:48:57,028 --> 00:48:59,677
That's why we've come up with
this natural-feel implant.
664
00:48:59,863 --> 00:49:02,794
What? What we came up with?
665
00:49:03,128 --> 00:49:05,036
I don't remember you coming up
with anything.
666
00:49:05,497 --> 00:49:09,072
- Do you want to go somewhere and confer?
- Honey, let's not get into this.
667
00:49:09,298 --> 00:49:13,448
Let's get right into it. What exactly,
specifically, did you come up with?
668
00:49:14,028 --> 00:49:16,742
- I don't think this is the time or place.
- What?
669
00:49:17,030 --> 00:49:19,711
By "come up with," you mean what?
"To steal"?
670
00:49:20,061 --> 00:49:23,093
By "come up with" meaning
"to take undeserved credit"?
671
00:49:23,297 --> 00:49:27,087
- You know better than that.
- What do you mean by "come up with"?
672
00:49:27,394 --> 00:49:29,781
I provided you with the knowledge.
673
00:49:30,461 --> 00:49:33,460
Provided you with the knowledge,
the finances...
674
00:49:33,663 --> 00:49:36,050
the surgical expertise, the credibility.
675
00:49:36,330 --> 00:49:38,299
Credibility? Fuck!
676
00:49:39,362 --> 00:49:41,302
What would you have done?
677
00:49:41,728 --> 00:49:44,857
A 25-year-old resident who nearly got
kicked out of medical school.
678
00:49:45,630 --> 00:49:47,799
Who never once performed a surgery.
679
00:49:47,964 --> 00:49:51,253
- Isn't that a bit self-delusional?
- I would've done fine without you.
680
00:49:51,627 --> 00:49:54,210
- You would've done nothing.
- I would've done fine.
681
00:49:54,394 --> 00:49:59,060
Then, my friend, why don't you try it?
Why don't you try doing fine without me?
682
00:50:00,328 --> 00:50:02,944
That's exactly what I'm going to do.
683
00:50:07,694 --> 00:50:09,513
Come on.
684
00:50:11,294 --> 00:50:12,887
How do I get this thing off?
685
00:50:13,029 --> 00:50:15,895
Someone help her with her equipment.
Dear, you're welcome to...
686
00:50:16,095 --> 00:50:18,262
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
687
00:50:19,027 --> 00:50:21,708
So much for the magic of live television.
688
00:50:21,894 --> 00:50:26,047
We're still here with the remaining
inventor of the silicone implant.
689
00:50:26,293 --> 00:50:28,016
I don't think so.
690
00:50:29,127 --> 00:50:32,732
Excuse me, I'm sorry. Little twerp.
691
00:50:34,791 --> 00:50:36,928
I work at a chocolate factory.
692
00:50:37,192 --> 00:50:40,093
That's very interesting.
We may explore that a little more.
693
00:50:40,661 --> 00:50:44,964
I said, "He's insane!" That's right,
he's lost his grasp on... Come on!
694
00:50:46,225 --> 00:50:50,084
He's lost his grasp on reality. Hello?
He's berserk!
695
00:50:50,459 --> 00:50:53,753
It was difficult but I had to let him go,
he didn't leave.
696
00:50:53,961 --> 00:50:56,923
Because our patients
deserve the best results.
697
00:50:57,124 --> 00:50:58,910
Some of his work was...
698
00:50:59,659 --> 00:51:03,005
I felt that I could not stand behind him.
699
00:51:03,659 --> 00:51:08,292
When I came up with the implant idea,
he had trouble even saying "breast."
700
00:51:08,994 --> 00:51:09,939
Thank you.
701
00:51:10,058 --> 00:51:11,584
He would proposition women...
702
00:51:12,125 --> 00:51:13,782
while they were still on the table.
703
00:51:14,026 --> 00:51:16,357
You want toilet plunger breasts?
He's the man!
704
00:51:16,524 --> 00:51:20,745
You want numb nipples?
You want nipples that won't get erect?
705
00:51:21,126 --> 00:51:23,991
Call me old-fashioned,
call me anything you want to.
706
00:51:24,258 --> 00:51:27,637
Wrecked, ugly, wrecked nipples!
707
00:51:27,957 --> 00:51:29,995
Every patient was a potential date for him.
708
00:51:30,191 --> 00:51:31,848
What? Did he tell you that?
709
00:51:32,126 --> 00:51:34,295
Of course I can't reveal names.
710
00:51:34,559 --> 00:51:38,034
Hold on. Can I ask you something?
Did you sleep with my patients?
711
00:51:38,258 --> 00:51:40,742
Did you sleep with my patients?
712
00:51:41,991 --> 00:51:44,128
You didn't? Can you prove it?
713
00:51:44,758 --> 00:51:46,133
Can you prove it?
714
00:51:46,359 --> 00:51:49,865
No you can't, can you?
You can't prove a negative, can you?
715
00:51:50,155 --> 00:51:51,943
Isn't that some, Jesus Christ...
716
00:51:52,091 --> 00:51:55,187
some journalistic axiom or something?
717
00:51:55,391 --> 00:51:57,943
You're an investigative reporter,
aren't you?
718
00:51:58,126 --> 00:52:01,286
Why don't you do some investigating?
719
00:52:04,589 --> 00:52:07,369
- Is Mrs. Hummings here?
- No.
720
00:52:14,093 --> 00:52:16,324
Did she not show up?
721
00:52:18,091 --> 00:52:19,105
No.
722
00:52:22,156 --> 00:52:23,976
What the fuck?
723
00:52:24,690 --> 00:52:27,078
Is that the third no-show this week?
724
00:52:29,288 --> 00:52:32,668
That son of a bitch.
I knew he'd do something like this.
725
00:52:33,823 --> 00:52:36,688
- Who are you talking about, sweet pea?
- Larson, goddamn it.
726
00:52:36,889 --> 00:52:39,605
That son of a bitch,
he's clogged our appointment book...
727
00:52:39,790 --> 00:52:42,091
with these phony appointments.
728
00:52:42,257 --> 00:52:44,391
But, honey, we have plenty of open slots.
729
00:52:44,555 --> 00:52:48,228
This is what I want you to do:
Call his office, start booking appointments.
730
00:52:48,455 --> 00:52:49,502
Use a fake name.
731
00:52:49,622 --> 00:52:54,028
Book a breast augmentation and a nose job
every half hour, a skin graft, okay?
732
00:52:54,957 --> 00:52:58,148
You're talking like a crazy person
and I am now ignoring you.
733
00:52:58,588 --> 00:53:00,342
- Pick up the phone.
- No.
734
00:53:01,156 --> 00:53:03,642
- Pick up the phone!
- No!
735
00:53:04,156 --> 00:53:06,042
We have had six patients this week.
736
00:53:06,224 --> 00:53:10,406
We can't make any prank phone calls,
because we can't pay our phone bill.
737
00:53:11,821 --> 00:53:16,041
Did you call Health and Fitness Magazine
about buying an ad? Did you?
738
00:53:16,322 --> 00:53:17,531
No, I did not.
739
00:53:17,789 --> 00:53:18,869
Pick up the phone.
740
00:53:21,257 --> 00:53:23,108
We can't run any ads...
741
00:53:23,256 --> 00:53:27,561
because we are totally and completely
out of money.
742
00:53:32,322 --> 00:53:34,044
What are you saying?
743
00:53:34,490 --> 00:53:36,308
I am so frustrated.
744
00:53:40,820 --> 00:53:42,673
We don't have any money.
745
00:53:43,653 --> 00:53:45,409
The fact is, Dr. Saunders...
746
00:53:45,554 --> 00:53:49,443
you were an employee of Dr. Larson's
when you aided in the conception of this...
747
00:53:49,685 --> 00:53:53,358
"Aided in the conception?"
We were partners. I invented it.
748
00:53:53,585 --> 00:53:57,543
All royalties from Dow Corning
are controlled directly by him.
749
00:53:58,288 --> 00:54:02,372
Admit it, between you and me,
man to man, no one else around...
750
00:54:02,652 --> 00:54:05,236
just tell me it's bullshit, isn't it?
751
00:54:05,420 --> 00:54:07,273
It's wrong. It's bullshit.
752
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:12,642
His previous generosity towards you
in no way obligates him...
753
00:54:12,889 --> 00:54:15,599
This is unbelievable.
You're going straight to hell.
754
00:54:15,785 --> 00:54:18,500
You son of a bitch, you're going to hell.
755
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,679
Talk to Dow.
756
00:54:23,188 --> 00:54:25,007
- Can't get into your car?
- Watch it.
757
00:54:25,152 --> 00:54:26,200
Sue me, prick.
758
00:54:31,353 --> 00:54:34,133
I talked to our legal department
before I came down here.
759
00:54:34,653 --> 00:54:38,424
There's nothing we can do to alter
the original royalty agreement.
760
00:54:38,653 --> 00:54:43,404
What I can do is negotiate more
favorable terms on the price of implants...
761
00:54:43,685 --> 00:54:45,439
if you order in bulk.
762
00:54:45,952 --> 00:54:49,395
You don't understand something.
I don't need cheaper implants.
763
00:54:49,618 --> 00:54:51,625
I need women to put them into!
764
00:54:52,786 --> 00:54:54,475
You can go, grandma!
765
00:54:56,185 --> 00:54:57,525
What the hell?
766
00:54:57,650 --> 00:55:01,357
What I need is a good bankruptcy lawyer
and a gun.
767
00:55:01,584 --> 00:55:04,898
A gun with a bullet
to put through my fucking head.
768
00:55:05,119 --> 00:55:07,868
You need to calm down and relax.
769
00:55:08,154 --> 00:55:09,523
Turn here.
770
00:55:19,785 --> 00:55:21,442
What is this place?
771
00:55:21,949 --> 00:55:24,762
A testament to all the good you've done.
772
00:55:34,454 --> 00:55:36,718
Hey, Gerald! Wonderful to see you again.
773
00:55:36,884 --> 00:55:40,077
- It's been a long time. How's it going?
- Great seeing you.
774
00:55:40,284 --> 00:55:44,590
I'd like to introduce you to Dr. Saunders,
the plastic surgeon I was telling you about.
775
00:55:44,850 --> 00:55:48,358
Wonderful to meet you. I'm Andy Rinough.
Welcome to Remy's.
776
00:55:48,583 --> 00:55:49,858
Thanks.
777
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:53,504
Would you like to join me upstairs?
778
00:55:53,649 --> 00:55:56,995
- I'd like to go upstairs. Would you?
- What's upstairs?
779
00:55:57,884 --> 00:55:59,160
Come on.
780
00:56:09,617 --> 00:56:12,486
We got ourselves a new baby girl.
781
00:56:13,085 --> 00:56:15,894
Gentlemen, put your hands together.
782
00:56:46,450 --> 00:56:48,389
Sit right over here.
783
00:56:51,682 --> 00:56:53,110
How you doing?
784
00:57:03,148 --> 00:57:05,033
This is unbelievable.
785
00:57:05,549 --> 00:57:06,825
Here we go.
786
00:57:10,379 --> 00:57:12,744
I'm a big fan of your work.
787
00:57:17,483 --> 00:57:19,718
- Dr. Saunders?
- Yes?
788
00:57:20,185 --> 00:57:21,968
Hi! Don't you remember me?
789
00:57:24,148 --> 00:57:26,959
I'm Savannah. I used to be Jessica.
790
00:57:27,483 --> 00:57:28,496
Yes.
791
00:57:29,981 --> 00:57:32,117
Dr. Saunders, you gave me these.
792
00:57:33,449 --> 00:57:35,070
I just love them.
793
00:57:36,247 --> 00:57:37,969
They're great.
794
00:57:44,582 --> 00:57:46,142
I love this song.
795
00:57:47,048 --> 00:57:48,354
It's funky.
796
00:57:48,747 --> 00:57:52,572
- Can I dance for you?
- No, thank you. Thanks very much.
797
00:58:46,012 --> 00:58:49,521
Breasts: They have this powerful duality...
798
00:58:49,746 --> 00:58:53,421
as both signage
designed to attract the opposite sex...
799
00:58:53,715 --> 00:58:57,352
and then as a food source
to nurture the offspring of the alliance.
800
00:58:57,745 --> 00:59:02,050
They also give off special energy
because they're circles within circles.
801
00:59:02,411 --> 00:59:05,278
I hate to put a label on myself,
but I am a feminist.
802
00:59:05,479 --> 00:59:09,271
I got the surgery, not in spite of,
but because of that fact.
803
00:59:09,613 --> 00:59:12,325
I think obtaining
a culturally rewarded appearance...
804
00:59:12,510 --> 00:59:17,178
as politically incorrect as that sounds,
is a liberating experience.
805
00:59:19,779 --> 00:59:21,204
Hi, Vanessa.
806
00:59:21,978 --> 00:59:23,983
You can't smoke in here.
807
00:59:25,378 --> 00:59:26,718
I'm sorry.
808
00:59:27,711 --> 00:59:29,367
I'm very unhappy.
809
00:59:29,510 --> 00:59:32,892
What's wrong?
Is everything okay with the augmentation?
810
00:59:33,512 --> 00:59:35,166
They're disgusting.
811
00:59:35,611 --> 00:59:36,592
What do you mean?
812
00:59:37,176 --> 00:59:39,858
They're disgusting and flat, not big enough.
813
00:59:40,044 --> 00:59:42,912
I feel like a boy. I want them bigger.
814
00:59:48,875 --> 00:59:50,598
Your breasts are perfect.
815
00:59:52,044 --> 00:59:53,472
They're great.
816
00:59:53,678 --> 00:59:54,953
You've had...
817
00:59:55,577 --> 01:00:00,081
what would be considered a very large
augmentation eight months ago.
818
01:00:00,610 --> 01:00:04,534
It's not good enough anymore.
It was at first and now it isn't.
819
01:00:05,109 --> 01:00:08,367
In the before-and-after picture,
you're already in the "after."
820
01:00:08,575 --> 01:00:09,719
Do you understand?
821
01:00:10,143 --> 01:00:11,703
You can make them bigger.
822
01:00:11,911 --> 01:00:15,735
- I'm sorry, I can't do that.
- Bullshit!
823
01:00:16,043 --> 01:00:19,170
You can. You put more stuff in them
and they'll get bigger.
824
01:00:19,475 --> 01:00:22,408
What I'm saying is,
I've never performed an operation...
825
01:00:22,609 --> 01:00:26,350
that I didn't feel
would be cosmetically beneficial.
826
01:00:27,475 --> 01:00:30,439
What you're asking for,
it wouldn't make you look...
827
01:00:30,641 --> 01:00:33,029
You have to stop smoking.
828
01:00:33,443 --> 01:00:34,903
I want them to be big.
829
01:00:35,142 --> 01:00:37,344
Really big. That's what I want.
830
01:00:43,409 --> 01:00:46,569
- I'm sorry.
- It's all right, sweetie. Okay.
831
01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:48,999
This woman is huge!
832
01:00:51,977 --> 01:00:54,526
She wants to be bigger, all right?
833
01:00:56,075 --> 01:00:58,790
I think she's big enough.
834
01:01:01,343 --> 01:01:02,519
Scalpel?
835
01:01:06,243 --> 01:01:07,190
No.
836
01:01:08,505 --> 01:01:10,097
Come on.
837
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:11,519
Scalpel?
838
01:01:13,108 --> 01:01:14,384
Thank you.
839
01:01:27,641 --> 01:01:31,793
They tell me I drive too fast.
I already got five speeding tickets.
840
01:01:33,873 --> 01:01:35,561
Know what I'm saying?
841
01:01:37,373 --> 01:01:38,998
I'll be back.
842
01:01:44,774 --> 01:01:46,234
Don't even start.
843
01:01:46,374 --> 01:01:49,687
For God's sake!
She's not going to be able to buy clothes.
844
01:01:49,907 --> 01:01:52,970
It's what the woman wants
and we need the money.
845
01:01:53,374 --> 01:01:57,166
- What kind of job is she going to have?
- It's none of our business.
846
01:01:57,406 --> 01:01:59,988
Don't ever walk out of surgery again.
847
01:02:04,506 --> 01:02:05,520
Look at that.
848
01:02:05,706 --> 01:02:07,528
- She's incredible.
- She's beautiful.
849
01:02:07,673 --> 01:02:09,198
It's not too big?
850
01:02:09,406 --> 01:02:12,153
She's making $1,000 a week,
they're not too big.
851
01:02:14,104 --> 01:02:15,762
Know what I'm going to do?
852
01:02:16,372 --> 01:02:20,045
I'm gonna get every girl
who wants to have their boobs done...
853
01:02:20,272 --> 01:02:22,376
and I'm gonna have them done by you.
854
01:02:22,539 --> 01:02:26,789
- You'll refer them to me?
- I'll direct them to you. Go on, take a hit.
855
01:02:27,038 --> 01:02:29,337
- No, I've had enough.
- Come on, be a man.
856
01:02:29,606 --> 01:02:34,303
I'm gonna refer them to you and in return,
you'll pay me some kind of referral fee.
857
01:02:36,972 --> 01:02:40,546
What kind of referral fee
are you talking about?
858
01:02:41,037 --> 01:02:45,060
I don't know. Maybe 10, 15 percent...
859
01:02:45,771 --> 01:02:47,679
10 percent of what you charge.
860
01:02:47,839 --> 01:02:50,903
This is the best promotion
you can ever hope for.
861
01:02:51,607 --> 01:02:52,748
When men see her...
862
01:02:53,338 --> 01:02:56,653
you'll have their wives
in your office the next day.
863
01:03:05,906 --> 01:03:07,015
Marker.
864
01:03:08,237 --> 01:03:10,341
- Guys wanna get their hands on these.
- Jesus!
865
01:03:10,504 --> 01:03:13,981
These women with National Geographic
boobs drooping around their waist...
866
01:03:14,205 --> 01:03:15,959
of course their boyfriends look at me.
867
01:03:16,304 --> 01:03:19,646
I needed my teeth fixed, too,
but I only had enough money for one.
868
01:03:19,869 --> 01:03:23,413
I think I made the right choice.
No one notices my teeth are crooked.
869
01:03:24,304 --> 01:03:25,731
Excuse me, Bill.
870
01:03:29,938 --> 01:03:31,214
Look at that.
871
01:03:31,805 --> 01:03:36,500
Oh, my goodness. Same designers.
You'll have to keep your distance.
872
01:03:36,767 --> 01:03:40,540
Are those my breasts?
They look awfully familiar.
873
01:03:42,571 --> 01:03:46,460
That's a completely different style.
It's teardrop shaped.
874
01:03:49,535 --> 01:03:53,362
I paid couture prices, you better not
have given me ready-to-wear.
875
01:03:54,503 --> 01:03:55,746
My goodness.
876
01:03:59,334 --> 01:04:00,544
Oh, dear.
877
01:04:01,203 --> 01:04:04,047
Where's the food?
Do you know where the food is?
878
01:04:04,236 --> 01:04:06,177
No, that's liquor, sir.
879
01:04:06,438 --> 01:04:08,988
Excuse me for a moment, won't you?
880
01:04:10,303 --> 01:04:11,828
Are you guys hungry?
881
01:04:12,036 --> 01:04:13,210
Hold on. Hello.
882
01:04:13,334 --> 01:04:16,431
Don't walk away, I'm not done with you.
Thank you.
883
01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:18,927
You can't do that.
884
01:04:21,237 --> 01:04:22,381
Hello, Kevin.
885
01:04:24,671 --> 01:04:26,421
Well, hello, Bill.
886
01:04:27,302 --> 01:04:29,569
I'd like to personally thank you...
887
01:04:29,736 --> 01:04:33,180
for dispelling the notion of ethics
in plastic surgery.
888
01:04:33,535 --> 01:04:38,168
They were actually beginning to take us
seriously and you set us back 10 years.
889
01:04:38,636 --> 01:04:41,479
- I did? How did I do that?
- How?
890
01:04:42,301 --> 01:04:43,510
By this.
891
01:04:44,068 --> 01:04:45,789
By your behavior.
892
01:04:46,102 --> 01:04:49,928
Your whole behavior, your lack of integrity,
your damn persona.
893
01:04:52,466 --> 01:04:54,058
You make them too big.
894
01:04:54,634 --> 01:04:58,275
I give the customers
what they ask for, you jackass.
895
01:04:58,635 --> 01:05:01,447
- Different women want different things.
- Really?
896
01:05:01,635 --> 01:05:03,773
To look like circus freaks?
897
01:05:04,337 --> 01:05:05,576
Freaks?
898
01:05:06,133 --> 01:05:10,637
You call them freaks, that's very telling.
I find that very telling about you.
899
01:05:13,536 --> 01:05:15,671
What you're doing is perverse.
900
01:05:17,835 --> 01:05:19,260
Go to hell.
901
01:05:22,967 --> 01:05:25,267
It's always nice to see you.
902
01:05:26,401 --> 01:05:28,983
You should be ashamed of yourself.
903
01:05:29,201 --> 01:05:33,636
Mutilating your body to fulfill
some kind of male pornographic fantasy!
904
01:05:33,932 --> 01:05:37,758
I am not fulfilling anybody's fantasy.
I did this for myself, honey.
905
01:05:38,267 --> 01:05:40,567
You did it because Playboy tells you...
906
01:05:40,901 --> 01:05:43,288
Don't tell me why I did what I did,
all right?
907
01:05:43,467 --> 01:05:47,454
Phil, I think it's important to realize that...
908
01:05:48,033 --> 01:05:50,648
many intelligent women
find the operation empowering.
909
01:05:51,132 --> 01:05:52,756
Hold on!
910
01:05:54,133 --> 01:05:58,156
I think these women are jealous.
They know that girl... What's her name?
911
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:00,730
- Cindy.
- They know Cindy looks better than them.
912
01:06:00,899 --> 01:06:04,311
- Please!
- I'd have the operation if I could afford it.
913
01:06:04,533 --> 01:06:06,223
Do you do charity work?
914
01:06:08,234 --> 01:06:10,241
Charity work, Doctor, how about that?
915
01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:13,795
In most tribal societies, this is the ideal.
916
01:06:14,399 --> 01:06:17,079
Sagging breasts are a sign of beauty...
917
01:06:17,266 --> 01:06:19,947
symbolizing pregnancy and childbirth.
918
01:06:20,133 --> 01:06:23,326
Only in our culture is this the ideal:
919
01:06:23,899 --> 01:06:25,782
An upright, adolescent breast.
920
01:06:26,730 --> 01:06:30,786
What this doctor has created
is this Barbie-doll look.
921
01:06:31,233 --> 01:06:33,751
It's a body type simply not found in nature.
922
01:06:34,032 --> 01:06:39,043
I think it's important to draw a distinction
between reasonable, ethical doctors...
923
01:06:39,396 --> 01:06:42,711
such as myself and Dr. Franklin Rose,
a handful of others.
924
01:06:45,398 --> 01:06:48,362
This woman,
and I'm sure you're a nice woman.
925
01:06:48,631 --> 01:06:50,157
Thank you, Doctor.
926
01:06:50,299 --> 01:06:54,928
She's not one of my patients
and she's not representative of my work.
927
01:06:55,731 --> 01:06:57,965
My doctor is Kevin Saunders.
928
01:06:58,432 --> 01:06:59,803
Hi, Kevin.
929
01:07:00,865 --> 01:07:02,293
I love what you do for me.
930
01:07:05,395 --> 01:07:07,149
How is it? Is it good?
931
01:07:09,431 --> 01:07:11,567
I think I just burst a blood vessel.
932
01:07:16,931 --> 01:07:20,755
Look, you missed some.
You'll have to try it again.
933
01:07:23,397 --> 01:07:25,915
Are you trying to take advantage of me?
934
01:07:26,097 --> 01:07:30,119
You're a very bad girl. You're very bad.
You're wicked.
935
01:08:19,130 --> 01:08:20,884
Hello.
936
01:08:47,229 --> 01:08:48,721
I'm sorry.
937
01:09:12,561 --> 01:09:17,292
I used to work in investment banking
and was totally respected for my mind.
938
01:09:17,562 --> 01:09:21,037
For reasons unrelated to work,
I decided to get the surgery done.
939
01:09:21,260 --> 01:09:23,046
The strangest thing happened:
940
01:09:23,327 --> 01:09:26,620
All the guys I worked with began
treating me like a moronic bimbo.
941
01:09:27,061 --> 01:09:30,375
I've known them for years,
and now they were calling me...
942
01:09:30,595 --> 01:09:33,589
baby and doll face and sweet pants.
943
01:09:34,293 --> 01:09:37,802
It's like in one weekend,
I went from being a respected equal...
944
01:09:38,026 --> 01:09:42,593
to some kind of totally vacuous,
available, helpless, slut secretary.
945
01:09:43,026 --> 01:09:47,243
Like I'd paid the doctor to take out
my brain and stuff it in my tits.
946
01:09:54,094 --> 01:09:55,270
Here we are!
947
01:09:56,493 --> 01:09:58,594
Come on, don't be shy.
948
01:09:59,191 --> 01:10:02,222
He built this house
when he got divorced in '83.
949
01:10:03,392 --> 01:10:05,626
30,000 square feet.
950
01:10:05,793 --> 01:10:07,547
- Hey, Bitsy.
- Hey there!
951
01:10:07,694 --> 01:10:11,910
Marble floors from Italy.
Honduras mahogany railings.
952
01:10:12,890 --> 01:10:15,758
Lots of these Impressionist paintings
from France.
953
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:18,772
They say he can have me ready
by the August issue.
954
01:10:18,959 --> 01:10:21,445
He's the Penthouse plastic surgeon.
955
01:10:21,627 --> 01:10:25,198
He can take a dump truck
and hammer her into a Ferrari.
956
01:10:25,423 --> 01:10:27,527
That's my favorite car!
957
01:10:27,991 --> 01:10:30,356
Don't be afraid to go too big.
958
01:10:30,525 --> 01:10:34,068
Dr. Saunders can fit in 400cc implants...
959
01:10:34,327 --> 01:10:38,759
when every other surgeon is saying
they can't squeeze in 200cc.
960
01:10:39,457 --> 01:10:42,106
- Hi, hon. How you feeling?
- Good!
961
01:10:43,526 --> 01:10:45,826
- Hey, girls!
- Hi, Judith!
962
01:10:46,658 --> 01:10:48,249
That's Janice.
963
01:10:48,625 --> 01:10:50,725
She's going out with a very famous star...
964
01:10:50,889 --> 01:10:53,757
whose name you would recognize
if I said it.
965
01:10:53,957 --> 01:10:55,233
But I can't.
966
01:10:55,458 --> 01:11:00,089
He's paying to have the implants
her old boyfriend gave her...
967
01:11:00,357 --> 01:11:02,625
replaced with new implants.
968
01:11:04,754 --> 01:11:09,291
Some of the girls like to come here
to rest up after the operation.
969
01:11:09,558 --> 01:11:11,411
- Here you are, Doctor.
- Thanks.
970
01:11:11,557 --> 01:11:13,661
That's Summer. Hey, girl.
971
01:11:14,758 --> 01:11:18,166
She's here to prepare
for her Falcon Crest audition.
972
01:11:20,955 --> 01:11:22,416
This is Ashley.
973
01:11:22,791 --> 01:11:24,611
- Hello, Ashley.
- Hi.
974
01:11:24,756 --> 01:11:26,794
Thank you. How was your flight?
975
01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:28,964
Great. I'm so excited to be here!
976
01:11:29,258 --> 01:11:31,488
We're excited to have you here.
977
01:11:33,255 --> 01:11:35,936
Jennifer, you wanna get Ashley a cocktail?
978
01:11:36,990 --> 01:11:38,744
- Are you hungry?
- No.
979
01:11:39,391 --> 01:11:41,494
It's all right if you are.
980
01:11:48,557 --> 01:11:51,304
- Hello, George. How are you?
- Dr. Larson.
981
01:11:53,423 --> 01:11:56,995
- Aren't you speaking today?
- In about 15 minutes. Join us.
982
01:12:04,156 --> 01:12:07,381
- Dr. William Larson?
- Yes, sir?
983
01:12:07,589 --> 01:12:11,739
I don't know if you remember me or not.
We talked in the '85 convention.
984
01:12:12,421 --> 01:12:13,729
Jim Kidder.
985
01:12:15,255 --> 01:12:17,392
Honey, come here.
I'm sure you remember.
986
01:12:17,555 --> 01:12:20,335
I am such a fan.
I've always known you're a genius.
987
01:12:20,523 --> 01:12:23,964
This is Dr. Larson.
He invented what you got right there!
988
01:12:24,353 --> 01:12:27,613
You know what? I've got a funny idea.
This is funny.
989
01:12:27,954 --> 01:12:31,628
Don't you think it'd be funny if you...
Could you autograph those?
990
01:12:31,856 --> 01:12:33,577
That would be great.
991
01:12:34,722 --> 01:12:37,400
- A little unusual.
- It'd mean so much.
992
01:12:39,453 --> 01:12:40,532
Bless your heart.
993
01:12:45,722 --> 01:12:49,970
- Could you sign mine, too, please?
- This is getting to be a little silly, now.
994
01:12:50,386 --> 01:12:51,814
Oh, my God.
995
01:12:53,554 --> 01:12:55,211
Sign them, you fucker.
996
01:12:58,088 --> 01:12:59,135
Lady, please.
997
01:12:59,453 --> 01:13:02,834
- This is what you did to me.
- You don't need to do this in here.
998
01:13:03,686 --> 01:13:06,619
It's a little embarrassing.
Please put your sweater down.
999
01:13:06,820 --> 01:13:08,991
You don't have anything to say to me?
1000
01:13:09,155 --> 01:13:13,721
Yes, I do. Put your sweater down
or I'll have security take you out.
1001
01:13:16,919 --> 01:13:18,227
Fuck you.
1002
01:13:18,519 --> 01:13:20,972
- Ma'am, let's go.
- Goddamn you.
1003
01:13:21,152 --> 01:13:23,125
Fuck off! Goddamn you!
1004
01:13:23,454 --> 01:13:25,841
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
1005
01:13:29,750 --> 01:13:31,310
That's not right.
1006
01:13:35,751 --> 01:13:37,758
- Sorry, sir.
- Excuse me.
1007
01:13:39,687 --> 01:13:41,574
We can make you look something...
1008
01:13:41,988 --> 01:13:43,738
like this.
1009
01:13:46,351 --> 01:13:48,391
- No?
- Not really.
1010
01:13:48,553 --> 01:13:52,510
It's nice,
but if you really want to stop the trains...
1011
01:13:54,753 --> 01:13:56,919
we can do something like that.
1012
01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:02,050
Then, we would take your nipple...
1013
01:14:03,152 --> 01:14:04,940
move it up to here.
1014
01:14:07,219 --> 01:14:09,258
It's hard to believe, right?
1015
01:14:09,650 --> 01:14:11,853
She had an augmentation in '87.
1016
01:14:12,218 --> 01:14:14,934
I think if she'd gone bigger...
1017
01:14:15,119 --> 01:14:17,962
her career would be
in better shape today.
1018
01:14:21,686 --> 01:14:24,496
Half of Hollywood is wearing my breasts.
1019
01:14:24,717 --> 01:14:28,936
It's true: Pamela Anderson,
Dolly Parton, Cher.
1020
01:14:30,118 --> 01:14:35,480
In fact, Victoria's real secret is that
everyone in that catalog are my patients.
1021
01:14:35,919 --> 01:14:39,143
This is all off the record, of course.
1022
01:14:40,248 --> 01:14:44,403
They're fantasy in the flesh.
The perfect female form.
1023
01:14:44,651 --> 01:14:45,697
That's me!
1024
01:14:45,818 --> 01:14:49,228
Here's the man responsible
for this veritable Garden of Eden.
1025
01:14:49,482 --> 01:14:50,909
Meet Dr. Kevin Saunders.
1026
01:14:51,050 --> 01:14:54,789
I think if she'd gone bigger,
her career would be in better shape today.
1027
01:14:55,217 --> 01:14:57,866
One of the inventors
of the silicone breast implant...
1028
01:14:58,052 --> 01:15:00,439
and one of the country's
most prolific breast men...
1029
01:15:00,619 --> 01:15:03,330
Dr. Saunders doesn't hesitate
to brag about his work.
1030
01:15:03,515 --> 01:15:05,303
Victoria's real secret...
1031
01:15:05,583 --> 01:15:07,948
is all the women in the catalog
are my patients.
1032
01:15:08,449 --> 01:15:12,701
It's true, day after day,
I work with women's breasts.
1033
01:15:13,084 --> 01:15:16,145
It's a terrible job,
but someone's got to do it.
1034
01:15:16,349 --> 01:15:18,867
While Dr. Saunders is laughing...
1035
01:15:19,049 --> 01:15:23,801
thousands of women are suffering
from silicone-induced autoimmune disease.
1036
01:15:24,116 --> 01:15:27,942
Health eroded, hopes destroyed,
Jane went back into the operating room.
1037
01:15:28,417 --> 01:15:30,747
This is what came out of her body.
1038
01:15:32,281 --> 01:15:33,741
I had...
1039
01:15:35,014 --> 01:15:39,104
leakage from my right breast
of a clear liquid.
1040
01:15:39,418 --> 01:15:40,877
Leakage from the nipple...
1041
01:15:41,015 --> 01:15:44,686
fever, pneumonia, chest pains.
I knew there was something very wrong.
1042
01:15:44,913 --> 01:15:48,969
Karen was diagnosed with a disease
of the immune system called lupus.
1043
01:15:49,216 --> 01:15:52,858
I was absolutely shocked
to find out it was silicone.
1044
01:15:53,116 --> 01:15:55,001
It was leaking from me for two years.
1045
01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:58,888
Had I known these things could rupture,
I never would've had this done.
1046
01:15:59,113 --> 01:16:01,599
I thought they would last a lifetime.
1047
01:16:03,483 --> 01:16:05,521
What are you left with now?
1048
01:16:08,115 --> 01:16:12,811
Where's my fucking phone?
Get me my cellular! Goddamn it.
1049
01:16:19,749 --> 01:16:22,394
tell people about
what's happened to me, but...
1050
01:16:22,580 --> 01:16:24,881
You're not going to die.
1051
01:16:26,081 --> 01:16:29,940
I know you're scared,
but it was just a TV show.
1052
01:16:31,481 --> 01:16:34,031
Do you believe everything you see on TV?
1053
01:16:34,748 --> 01:16:37,264
I'm sorry. Could you hold on, please?
1054
01:16:37,546 --> 01:16:41,666
You have 36 cancellations this week
and two death threats, one sounds serious.
1055
01:16:41,914 --> 01:16:44,594
The Times, Tribune,
Post, and Sun want to speak with you.
1056
01:16:44,915 --> 01:16:49,415
Channels 2, 4, 5 and 11
all want you on the news tonight.
1057
01:16:51,744 --> 01:16:54,044
They found three women
out of three million...
1058
01:16:54,645 --> 01:16:56,270
and they put them on TV.
1059
01:16:56,614 --> 01:16:58,816
That's what you call reasonable journalism.
1060
01:16:58,981 --> 01:17:01,119
Hush up, we got a surprise for you.
1061
01:17:02,278 --> 01:17:05,308
All right. One, two, three.
1062
01:17:09,282 --> 01:17:11,287
Will you listen to what I'm telling you?
1063
01:17:11,482 --> 01:17:13,042
Silicone is in everything.
1064
01:17:13,416 --> 01:17:16,508
It's in potato chips, it's in antacids.
Are you wearing lipstick?
1065
01:17:16,713 --> 01:17:18,946
What is this connective tissue disease?
1066
01:17:19,246 --> 01:17:22,953
I'm not sure these nice people
want to listen to that right now.
1067
01:17:23,181 --> 01:17:25,512
What are people doing today?
Where's the statistics?
1068
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:27,915
- Happy birthday.
- Isn't that great?
1069
01:17:28,181 --> 01:17:30,794
Maybe you should think about this
in another way.
1070
01:17:30,979 --> 01:17:32,701
In the way of a balance.
1071
01:17:32,846 --> 01:17:34,754
Nature has a balance...
1072
01:17:34,914 --> 01:17:39,610
which you should explore the possibility
that you have, in a karmic sense, upset.
1073
01:17:40,980 --> 01:17:42,602
A karmic sense?
1074
01:17:42,744 --> 01:17:46,417
20,000 lawsuits and Dow's lawyers
are talking about settling.
1075
01:17:46,643 --> 01:17:47,820
May I have the keys?
1076
01:17:47,945 --> 01:17:50,759
They're frightened.
It'll cost more to fight even if they win.
1077
01:17:50,947 --> 01:17:52,854
- The goddamn car keys!
- Economic realities.
1078
01:17:53,013 --> 01:17:56,203
What do you need the car keys for?
Where are you going?
1079
01:17:56,743 --> 01:17:59,904
I'm guilty because of my karma?
Is that what you're saying?
1080
01:18:00,110 --> 01:18:03,557
You're gonna talk to me about my karma?
Go ahead.
1081
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,435
You're fucked.
1082
01:18:06,980 --> 01:18:09,691
You are really fucked, karmically.
1083
01:18:14,011 --> 01:18:15,058
Get out.
1084
01:18:15,212 --> 01:18:17,448
- Damn bastards.
- I gotta get going.
1085
01:18:18,147 --> 01:18:20,381
There's one or two more here.
1086
01:18:21,379 --> 01:18:24,156
We'll have the last laugh
when the truth comes out.
1087
01:18:26,476 --> 01:18:29,061
20,000 court cases, but...
1088
01:18:30,046 --> 01:18:32,051
they got no evidence.
1089
01:18:42,244 --> 01:18:44,544
Do you want to see the evidence?
1090
01:18:45,811 --> 01:18:47,020
There.
1091
01:18:48,175 --> 01:18:50,562
Right there. Maria Stern.
1092
01:18:50,908 --> 01:18:52,086
38 years old.
1093
01:18:52,343 --> 01:18:54,796
Can't even get to church on Sunday.
1094
01:18:55,009 --> 01:18:56,798
I'm going on record right now...
1095
01:18:56,945 --> 01:19:00,105
and saying
that science can be bought today.
1096
01:19:00,477 --> 01:19:01,880
Take a good look at that.
1097
01:19:02,007 --> 01:19:04,787
That's what an explanted
silicone implant looks like.
1098
01:19:04,975 --> 01:19:08,802
Brought to you by the same people
who brought you Agent Orange.
1099
01:19:10,244 --> 01:19:12,763
Lawyers don't give a damn about women.
1100
01:19:13,478 --> 01:19:17,846
Money comes in, they knock them
out of the way to get their 50 percent first.
1101
01:19:18,109 --> 01:19:20,888
I do blame Dr. Saunders
and I do blame Dr. Larson!
1102
01:19:21,075 --> 01:19:24,457
I think they made millions and they knew!
1103
01:19:25,579 --> 01:19:26,821
They knew...
1104
01:19:28,741 --> 01:19:31,194
that these things
were making women sick!
1105
01:19:31,374 --> 01:19:32,388
I got one.
1106
01:19:32,808 --> 01:19:37,115
How many lawyers does it take
to kick a nun's teeth in for 50 cents?
1107
01:19:38,009 --> 01:19:39,382
How many?
1108
01:19:40,543 --> 01:19:42,100
Hell, all of them!
1109
01:19:47,475 --> 01:19:48,935
All of them.
1110
01:19:53,177 --> 01:19:56,018
We, the jury, in the above-entitled action...
1111
01:19:56,374 --> 01:19:59,338
find the defendant,
Dow Corning Corporation...
1112
01:19:59,874 --> 01:20:04,605
guilty of willful misconduct
and award the plaintiff $200,000...
1113
01:20:05,142 --> 01:20:07,887
$840,000 in compensatory damages...
1114
01:20:08,807 --> 01:20:10,778
$6.5 million in punitive damage...
1115
01:20:11,507 --> 01:20:14,570
$25 million, including punitive damages.
1116
01:20:16,275 --> 01:20:20,047
There's no proven correlation
between the sick women and the implants.
1117
01:20:20,277 --> 01:20:22,572
Thank you. No more questions.
1118
01:20:23,873 --> 01:20:26,937
I've never seen a jury so flagrantly biased.
1119
01:20:27,740 --> 01:20:28,687
Shut up.
1120
01:20:28,807 --> 01:20:31,839
This isn't over yet, we'll appeal.
This judge is an idiot.
1121
01:20:32,043 --> 01:20:35,779
I've heard enough out of you.
I said I want you to shut up.
1122
01:20:38,005 --> 01:20:39,433
Hello, Kevin.
1123
01:20:42,810 --> 01:20:44,749
Been golfing any lately?
1124
01:20:46,008 --> 01:20:46,989
No.
1125
01:20:48,973 --> 01:20:50,793
My game's gone to hell.
1126
01:20:51,039 --> 01:20:54,385
Today, I'm requesting a moratorium...
1127
01:20:54,839 --> 01:20:59,593
on the further use
of all silicone gel breast implants.
1128
01:21:00,074 --> 01:21:04,509
David Kessler should read the Mayo Clinic
and the Harvard Medical School studies.
1129
01:21:04,773 --> 01:21:07,584
The number of sick women with implants
is proportional...
1130
01:21:07,773 --> 01:21:10,074
to the sick women
in the general population.
1131
01:21:10,440 --> 01:21:14,526
You think anyone is gonna want
to introduce a new medical product...
1132
01:21:14,772 --> 01:21:16,874
after what happened here?
1133
01:21:17,771 --> 01:21:20,671
You couldn't get aspirin approved
by the FDA today.
1134
01:21:21,072 --> 01:21:25,577
I don't doubt that these women
are genuinely sick and I feel sorry for them.
1135
01:21:25,841 --> 01:21:27,396
The question is, "Why?"
1136
01:21:27,838 --> 01:21:30,422
The problem is that the majority...
1137
01:21:31,038 --> 01:21:33,906
the women who are happy
with their implants...
1138
01:21:34,205 --> 01:21:38,512
aren't gonna stand up
at their next town meeting and say:
1139
01:21:38,774 --> 01:21:43,523
"Excuse me, I have augmented breasts
and I'm pleased as Punch with them."
1140
01:21:44,305 --> 01:21:46,442
We got a lottery mentality in this country.
1141
01:21:46,772 --> 01:21:50,031
It tells us, "Why work
when you can sue someone?"
1142
01:21:51,473 --> 01:21:54,152
If they're gonna ban anything...
1143
01:21:54,771 --> 01:21:58,218
why don't they ban
the silicone penile implants?
1144
01:21:58,471 --> 01:21:59,897
Know why they don't?
1145
01:22:00,137 --> 01:22:02,239
Because half of Congress has them.
1146
01:22:02,403 --> 01:22:05,020
And they're nothing but
a bunch of goddamn hypocrites!
1147
01:22:05,205 --> 01:22:06,187
How do you explain...
1148
01:22:06,305 --> 01:22:10,555
the medical community's
own reluctance to support you?
1149
01:22:10,804 --> 01:22:14,956
You work hard all your life.
1150
01:22:16,506 --> 01:22:18,478
You are trying...
1151
01:22:19,471 --> 01:22:22,465
to live a life that is decent and honest.
1152
01:22:22,836 --> 01:22:24,939
You're trying to help people.
1153
01:22:25,803 --> 01:22:27,689
You anticipate that...
1154
01:22:27,971 --> 01:22:30,458
one day you'll be told thank you.
1155
01:22:31,472 --> 01:22:33,604
But instead, you're attacked.
1156
01:22:34,235 --> 01:22:36,852
It's like the goddamn sky opened up...
1157
01:22:37,103 --> 01:22:39,523
and you're assaulted with this...
1158
01:22:40,270 --> 01:22:43,564
vicious, mean-spirited...
1159
01:22:48,168 --> 01:22:51,874
Hell. I forgot, I don't know what it is.
1160
01:22:53,836 --> 01:22:54,981
I don't know.
1161
01:22:55,171 --> 01:22:58,364
- We're gonna take a break...
- It's a bunch of bullshit.
1162
01:22:59,338 --> 01:23:03,772
If you have silicone breast implants
and are experiencing these symptoms...
1163
01:23:04,037 --> 01:23:07,099
please call 1-800-RUPTURE.
1164
01:23:28,835 --> 01:23:31,899
- A lot of girls say they're getting sick.
- Did you talk to them?
1165
01:23:32,769 --> 01:23:33,716
I'm not a doctor.
1166
01:23:33,835 --> 01:23:37,031
I know you're not a doctor.
Did you explain to them?
1167
01:23:37,238 --> 01:23:41,605
- I didn't explain. All I know...
- Even if there's a leak, it gets trapped.
1168
01:23:42,434 --> 01:23:45,213
There's a capsule of scar tissue.
1169
01:23:45,402 --> 01:23:47,789
The girls feel uncomfortable
when you're around.
1170
01:23:47,968 --> 01:23:50,334
- There's no risk involved.
- Go home.
1171
01:23:51,436 --> 01:23:53,406
Go home and don't come back.
1172
01:23:57,768 --> 01:23:59,141
Fuck you.
1173
01:24:33,266 --> 01:24:36,262
The instant I saw them,
I knew I'd made a horrible mistake.
1174
01:24:36,465 --> 01:24:39,114
I was paranoid.
I felt like everyone would look at me...
1175
01:24:39,300 --> 01:24:41,818
and know that I was vain
and insecure and say:
1176
01:24:42,633 --> 01:24:44,999
"Jesus, who do you think you're fooling?"
1177
01:24:45,502 --> 01:24:49,172
- Why not have them removed?
- Like I need to have more explaining to do.
1178
01:24:52,466 --> 01:24:55,879
You have sinus trouble? A little bit? Okay.
1179
01:24:56,268 --> 01:24:58,600
That shouldn't be a problem.
1180
01:24:58,969 --> 01:25:02,574
I have to ask a few more questions.
Do you have Medicaid?
1181
01:25:02,798 --> 01:25:04,204
Medicado?
1182
01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:07,051
I can try and strip them.
1183
01:25:09,768 --> 01:25:13,471
That's pretty expensive
and insurance won't cover it.
1184
01:25:16,832 --> 01:25:20,822
Why don't I just recommend
a good pair of support hose?
1185
01:25:35,032 --> 01:25:36,143
Hi.
1186
01:25:36,899 --> 01:25:37,881
How are you?
1187
01:25:41,396 --> 01:25:42,672
Not good.
1188
01:25:44,698 --> 01:25:46,256
I've been sick.
1189
01:25:48,532 --> 01:25:50,026
What's the matter?
1190
01:25:50,233 --> 01:25:53,075
What are your symptoms?
1191
01:25:57,932 --> 01:25:59,523
I'm tired.
1192
01:26:00,465 --> 01:26:02,667
I'm tired all the time.
1193
01:26:05,033 --> 01:26:06,883
My mouth is dry.
1194
01:26:07,229 --> 01:26:09,235
My eyes are dry.
1195
01:26:10,363 --> 01:26:12,249
I have this...
1196
01:26:13,731 --> 01:26:17,689
constant pain on the left side of my body.
1197
01:26:20,463 --> 01:26:23,209
The scariest part is...
1198
01:26:24,564 --> 01:26:26,895
nobody can seem to tell me why.
1199
01:26:30,665 --> 01:26:33,791
We're gonna do a complete workup on you.
1200
01:26:35,030 --> 01:26:38,093
Take some blood. Let me get the nurse.
1201
01:26:39,095 --> 01:26:40,915
I just want them out.
1202
01:26:42,329 --> 01:26:45,674
I figured that you put them in...
1203
01:26:46,295 --> 01:26:49,009
so you'd know best
how to take them out.
1204
01:26:51,262 --> 01:26:52,984
I just want them out.
1205
01:27:28,494 --> 01:27:31,078
Doctor, I'm going to the ladies' room.
1206
01:27:54,292 --> 01:27:57,007
I wouldn't think of it as a removal,
so to speak.
1207
01:27:57,195 --> 01:28:00,323
You're actually acquiring
a new sense of well-being.
1208
01:28:00,727 --> 01:28:05,608
We'll explant the silicone implant, which
will be fully covered by your insurance.
1209
01:28:05,892 --> 01:28:10,112
If you want to swap, I think you'll be
very happy with our new saline implants.
1210
01:28:10,360 --> 01:28:12,747
Of course, you'll have peace of mind.
1211
01:28:12,928 --> 01:28:15,512
It's a personal choice. I know it's not easy.
1212
01:28:15,695 --> 01:28:19,431
The point is to take away the worry
so you can focus on what really matters.
1213
01:28:19,659 --> 01:28:20,902
It's your body.
1214
01:28:21,027 --> 01:28:23,872
That's what is important,
that you feel comfortable.
1215
01:28:24,059 --> 01:28:28,114
I like to think of saline as a natural,
more organic procedure.
1216
01:28:28,360 --> 01:28:30,912
I'm sorry this whole thing
has made you depressed.
1217
01:28:31,095 --> 01:28:35,311
The point now is not to be depressed,
but to take positive action.
1218
01:28:35,592 --> 01:28:38,905
Perhaps trading up to a larger size
would be a pick-me-up.
1219
01:28:39,126 --> 01:28:42,735
My original implant contained saline.
I told them from the start: saline.
1220
01:28:42,960 --> 01:28:46,304
You'll get two free visits
and a holistic mineral and relaxation kit.
1221
01:28:46,692 --> 01:28:51,443
Tension and anxiety are the two
greatest causes of health problems.
1222
01:28:56,625 --> 01:29:01,092
Actually, you are making more
to take them out, aren't you?
1223
01:29:01,358 --> 01:29:05,065
$7,000 to put them in.
You charge me again?
1224
01:29:05,293 --> 01:29:08,803
You charge me again to take them out
and then...
1225
01:29:10,194 --> 01:29:12,775
To put in the new ones, the safe ones...
1226
01:29:13,025 --> 01:29:16,252
You're charging me again.
1227
01:29:17,859 --> 01:29:20,824
It costs more to take them out.
1228
01:29:21,792 --> 01:29:23,033
Insurance covers 80 percent.
1229
01:29:23,158 --> 01:29:25,740
But you make more, actually.
1230
01:29:26,157 --> 01:29:28,642
$7,000 to put them in.
1231
01:29:28,989 --> 01:29:33,742
$4,800 to take them out,
another $2,000 for the saline.
1232
01:29:34,324 --> 01:29:36,625
Another $1,000 for the OR...
1233
01:29:39,591 --> 01:29:41,084
Okay, when do I schedule?
1234
01:29:41,224 --> 01:29:43,710
When can I schedule?
1235
01:29:45,691 --> 01:29:47,348
When could we schedule?
1236
01:29:47,624 --> 01:29:49,663
You think we can put in a larger size?
1237
01:29:49,825 --> 01:29:52,952
Call Keddrick and tell him to fix it
or get it out.
1238
01:29:53,425 --> 01:29:56,965
It's too fucking hot, that's why.
And it's not herbal.
1239
01:29:57,589 --> 01:29:59,595
I paid for an herbal sauna.
1240
01:29:59,790 --> 01:30:03,464
He sends me this goddamn
Marquis de Sade sauna.
1241
01:30:03,724 --> 01:30:07,296
It smells like shit
and it scalds anyone who steps into it!
1242
01:30:07,790 --> 01:30:09,098
Who else called?
1243
01:30:09,689 --> 01:30:12,557
Tell him I'll call him back.
I should be in soon.
1244
01:30:12,825 --> 01:30:15,638
All right? So I'm right around the corner.
1245
01:30:21,056 --> 01:30:22,103
Fuck!
1246
01:30:58,922 --> 01:31:02,627
I've always had a strong image
of what kind of space I wanted to occupy.
1247
01:31:02,854 --> 01:31:04,162
This just isn't it.
1248
01:31:11,388 --> 01:31:12,947
I'm not ashamed about spending money.
1249
01:31:13,088 --> 01:31:15,453
You have a nice car,
you pay for its upkeep, right?
1250
01:31:23,923 --> 01:31:26,439
My mom's like this '60s hippie...
1251
01:31:26,620 --> 01:31:30,163
who thinks breast implants are
part of some plot to control women.
1252
01:31:30,389 --> 01:31:33,005
People think only bimbos
and actresses get implants.
1253
01:31:33,190 --> 01:31:36,731
Why do I have to have 18-year-old,
shoulder-level breasts, anyway?
1254
01:31:36,955 --> 01:31:39,373
You can talk about beauty
being on the inside...
1255
01:31:39,553 --> 01:31:42,847
but no one's gonna come inside
unless you got curve appeal.
1256
01:31:43,087 --> 01:31:45,290
I run my own company,
I've got a nice house...
1257
01:31:45,454 --> 01:31:48,200
I feel breasts are
the real basis of femininity.
1258
01:31:48,388 --> 01:31:51,896
- I can get my stomach flatter at the gym.
- It's not the same as a penis.
1259
01:31:52,120 --> 01:31:54,866
They have form and function
based on the concept of giving.
1260
01:31:55,087 --> 01:31:58,118
A penis isn't on display,
it doesn't have to fill a sweater.
1261
01:31:58,387 --> 01:32:01,167
You have glands and nipples.
Everything you need.
1262
01:32:01,521 --> 01:32:04,386
Frankly to me,
all penises look pretty much the same.
1263
01:32:04,587 --> 01:32:06,015
See how naturally they move?
1264
01:32:06,154 --> 01:32:07,678
My doctor is an artist.
1265
01:32:07,819 --> 01:32:10,273
He has a vision of how
the female body should look.
1266
01:32:10,485 --> 01:32:13,582
For women, breasts are the body part
that most profoundly...
1267
01:32:13,954 --> 01:32:16,124
It's my body, I've got to live with it.
1268
01:32:16,420 --> 01:32:20,724
After I got them, men who never
noticed me were dying to go out with me.
1269
01:32:21,153 --> 01:32:23,868
They aren't all that important, are they?
1270
01:32:24,680 --> 01:32:27,012
Can I put my shirt back on now?
101005
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