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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,050 --> 00:00:02,574 We've got to be careful. No-one can know. 2 00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:04,678 - That's racist, that is. - It's just a textbook. 3 00:00:04,702 --> 00:00:07,133 - I am shocked, bro. - Decision's made. 4 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:08,977 Not exactly the Ritz, is it? 5 00:00:08,996 --> 00:00:11,393 Sorry, Sam, I can't do this any more. I can't. 6 00:00:11,419 --> 00:00:13,790 That is your application for Student Support Officer. 7 00:00:13,803 --> 00:00:16,058 There are kids here being left behind. 8 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:19,270 - They should never feel alone. - When can you start? 9 00:00:19,301 --> 00:00:21,921 I was out of order, bro. I don't think before I speak. 10 00:00:28,856 --> 00:00:30,562 Everybody in Ackley Bridge 11 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,379 thinks they know everybody else's business. 12 00:00:34,795 --> 00:00:36,981 They don't know nothing. 13 00:00:37,106 --> 00:00:39,120 MUSIC PLAYING 14 00:01:02,459 --> 00:01:05,514 _ 15 00:01:19,751 --> 00:01:24,751 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 16 00:01:45,108 --> 00:01:47,400 TV PLAYING IN BACKGROUND 17 00:01:51,661 --> 00:01:54,520 You'll get square eyes sitting that close to TV, innit. 18 00:01:55,779 --> 00:01:58,032 Did you remember to heat up the dinner Yusef left? 19 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,578 I'm sorry, beti. 20 00:02:35,125 --> 00:02:36,453 Are you all right? 21 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:52,991 You all right, bruv? 22 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:54,914 Hanifa, go upstairs. 23 00:03:01,799 --> 00:03:04,595 - You know how many people sent me this? - I don't know, five? 24 00:03:04,628 --> 00:03:06,875 - You were supposed to be at rugby practice. - I was. 25 00:03:06,905 --> 00:03:09,133 This was, like, after. Team-building, innit? 26 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,675 What was I supposed to do, not go? 27 00:03:10,689 --> 00:03:12,675 Not embarrass me by slagging it up. 28 00:03:13,128 --> 00:03:14,568 And you weren't wearing your headscarf. 29 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,889 Don't act like you care whether I wear my headscarf or not. 30 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:18,314 Aren't you bothered that you're showing us up? 31 00:03:18,338 --> 00:03:20,524 At least we gave everyone summat to talk about. 32 00:03:20,773 --> 00:03:22,200 How did you pay for it? 33 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,543 You are so selfish. 34 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,966 Lying, stealing! Baba would be ashamed of you. 35 00:03:32,007 --> 00:03:34,571 This has nothing to do with Baba, don't you dare bring him up! 36 00:03:34,591 --> 00:03:35,696 Maybe you should think about him 37 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,183 next time you decide to make a show of yourself! 38 00:03:37,207 --> 00:03:39,405 You're the one he'd be ashamed of. Throwing your weight around, 39 00:03:39,429 --> 00:03:42,825 acting like the big man. You're just a pathetic loser. 40 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,585 - Ruky... - I hate you! 41 00:03:58,399 --> 00:04:02,828 Miss Oakes, in her wisdom, has decided it would be a good idea 42 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:07,280 to learn a bit more about each other's cultures through food. 43 00:04:07,670 --> 00:04:11,280 So today, we're doing Polish. 44 00:04:11,671 --> 00:04:13,400 'Cos of you, I assume. 45 00:04:13,525 --> 00:04:17,634 I thought all Poles just ate pickled food, but apparently not. 46 00:04:17,944 --> 00:04:20,355 Can we do Greek Cypriot one week? 47 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,080 Why would we want to do that? 48 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,162 'Cos that's my heritage, you know. 49 00:04:24,178 --> 00:04:26,560 - Halloumi and that. - As long as it's halal, Miss. 50 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,280 'Cos we ain't cooking it if it ain't halal. 51 00:04:28,307 --> 00:04:32,581 Well, Rukhsana, that's not very culturally sensitive, is it? 52 00:04:32,649 --> 00:04:35,360 Not everything revolves around your lot, you know. 53 00:04:35,662 --> 00:04:40,081 So, we're going to be making Polish-style doughnuts, known as 54 00:04:40,593 --> 00:04:42,406 Pu... Po... 55 00:04:42,531 --> 00:04:43,724 Paczis. 56 00:04:43,766 --> 00:04:45,311 - What?! - That's disgusting! 57 00:04:45,331 --> 00:04:47,135 First you make us cook food that ain't halal, 58 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,554 - then you call us the P word. - I did nothing of the sort. 59 00:04:49,559 --> 00:04:51,228 - You all heard her, innit. - CLASS: Yeah. 60 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:52,417 Tell them, Pawel. 61 00:04:52,437 --> 00:04:53,885 The word is "pounski". 62 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,823 - And that's what I said. - No, it ain't! 63 00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:57,750 Shut up, Ruky. We just want to make doughnuts. 64 00:04:57,787 --> 00:04:59,886 Oh, Gordon Ramsay has something to say in the corner? 65 00:04:59,911 --> 00:05:00,911 Well, come on then, big man. 66 00:05:00,924 --> 00:05:03,406 You may not care that our teacher is racist, but I do! 67 00:05:03,421 --> 00:05:05,160 CLASS LAUGH 68 00:05:07,690 --> 00:05:08,967 FIRE ALARM 69 00:05:09,003 --> 00:05:10,584 CLASS GROAN 70 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,480 C'mon, pick those feet up. 71 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,560 If you moved this slowly during a real fire, you wouldn't make it! 72 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,919 - The drill's over, Mrs Bird. - Another lesson wasted. 73 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,586 Come on, move! Now! 74 00:05:38,628 --> 00:05:40,640 Don't smirk at me, just move. 75 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,541 Do you really think I could be the team mascot? 76 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,388 That's a cheerleader, not a mascot, you div. 77 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,720 Your bum looks amazing in them trousers. 78 00:05:48,938 --> 00:05:51,800 You'll get excluded for speaking to a staff member like that. 79 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:53,213 I don't know, 80 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,301 Miss Bird didn't seem to mind it earlier. 81 00:05:55,306 --> 00:05:57,033 Come on. Come on. Quickly, now. 82 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,680 Usual place tonight? 83 00:05:58,950 --> 00:06:00,454 I'll meet you at five. 84 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,349 - Boys. - Big lad. 85 00:06:07,403 --> 00:06:09,297 - Boys. - Everyone's talking about it. 86 00:06:09,313 --> 00:06:11,253 - Hunter Munter King, mate. - Are you OK? 87 00:06:11,268 --> 00:06:13,093 - She was so easy! - You absolute ledge! 88 00:06:13,098 --> 00:06:14,364 - Candice? - Really? 89 00:06:14,395 --> 00:06:15,889 I can't believe you did it. Honestly, 90 00:06:15,904 --> 00:06:17,590 she was almost too easy. 91 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,358 - You know what I mean? - Watch out! 92 00:06:19,435 --> 00:06:20,856 HE SCREAMS 93 00:06:22,551 --> 00:06:23,880 I'll give you munter. 94 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,363 Oh, Candice. 95 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,000 Can we call an ambulance? 96 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,107 - My arm! - Can you please stand back? 97 00:06:30,133 --> 00:06:31,800 - Everyone, stand back! - Miss, my arm! 98 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:34,160 Did you deliberately push Dan, Candice? 99 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,360 I don't know. I might've done. 100 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,920 I can't remember. 101 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:41,555 This is serious, Candice. It looks like his arm's broken. 102 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,510 What made you do it? 103 00:06:44,476 --> 00:06:45,720 Felt like it. 104 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:48,109 So you're saying you attacked him for no reason? 105 00:06:48,740 --> 00:06:49,960 Candice? 106 00:06:50,792 --> 00:06:53,061 Are you sure that's what happened? 107 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:55,857 Said it was, didn't I? 108 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,035 (SHE SIGHS) Right. 109 00:07:00,767 --> 00:07:04,394 We are going to place you in the Internal Exclusion Unit 110 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,480 at Copsewood High for a week. 111 00:07:06,695 --> 00:07:09,000 Give you time to reflect on your behaviour. 112 00:07:09,646 --> 00:07:12,473 And count yourself lucky we're not calling the police. 113 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:17,843 Miss Carp has left a message for your mother again. 114 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:21,192 Tell me what is going on in the head. 115 00:07:21,823 --> 00:07:23,079 Nothing. 116 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,774 I know I'm great fun, 117 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,511 but not even my own daughters 118 00:07:26,526 --> 00:07:28,769 want to spend this much time with me. 119 00:07:30,599 --> 00:07:32,600 You can talk to me, you know. 120 00:07:32,801 --> 00:07:34,480 That's what I'm here for. 121 00:07:34,605 --> 00:07:36,160 Student Support. 122 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:52,440 Thank you. 123 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:53,996 Thanks. 124 00:07:57,505 --> 00:07:59,670 Candice? Why are you not in school? 125 00:08:02,637 --> 00:08:04,172 Everything all right? 126 00:08:06,105 --> 00:08:08,265 Do you want it? Go on. 127 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:13,355 I thought he liked me, 128 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,211 but it was just a joke. 129 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:18,480 Dan just wanted to show off to Cory and the lads. 130 00:08:18,978 --> 00:08:20,275 Oh, Candice. 131 00:08:20,337 --> 00:08:22,114 They set up a WhatsApp group 132 00:08:22,507 --> 00:08:24,471 and they took a picture of us kissing 133 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,595 and sent it round to everybody... 134 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,000 ... with... 135 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,187 ... with "Hunt A Munter" written all over it. 136 00:08:30,890 --> 00:08:34,040 I should've known, 'cos that's all I ever am, innit? 137 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,960 Just the butt of a joke. 138 00:08:36,978 --> 00:08:39,464 Candice, you have got so much going for you. 139 00:08:39,490 --> 00:08:42,612 You have! You're kind and you're funny, and... 140 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,462 ... I know you're brave, 141 00:08:44,493 --> 00:08:47,165 'cos it's scary enough having a baby as a grown-up. 142 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:52,643 But I know what people think of me, and what they say about me. 143 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:57,522 "Oh, stupid Candice got herself knocked up," and now this! 144 00:08:58,184 --> 00:09:01,119 Where's that Murgatroyd spirit gone, eh? Eh? 145 00:09:01,755 --> 00:09:04,000 You going to let a group of silly little boys 146 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,523 decide what you're worth? No. 147 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:07,905 Because you are better than that, Candice. 148 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:11,161 I'm going to talk to Miss Oakes and get you back to school. 149 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,360 What're you doing with my stuff? 150 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,955 Me and Adeel are taking you to Leicester. 151 00:09:23,973 --> 00:09:26,578 You're going to stay with Uncle Hassan, he'll sort you out. 152 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,237 - You can't do this. - Yeah, we can. 153 00:09:28,252 --> 00:09:30,713 - Ummi won't let you. - It's my decision, not Ummi's. 154 00:09:30,718 --> 00:09:31,963 Well, I'm not going. 155 00:09:32,088 --> 00:09:33,757 You can't make me. 156 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,600 What else am I supposed to do with you, Rukhsana? 157 00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:39,360 I can't deal with you. 158 00:09:41,050 --> 00:09:42,522 Yusef! 159 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,805 Uh, sorry to bother you. 160 00:09:46,032 --> 00:09:49,000 I'm Kaneez Paracha from Ackley Bridge College. 161 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,360 I'm the Student Support Officer. 162 00:09:51,485 --> 00:09:53,542 I just want to speak to Rukhsana's mother. 163 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,201 Now's not a good time, I'm afraid, Auntie. 164 00:09:55,237 --> 00:09:57,925 - Oh. - They're sending me away to Leicester! 165 00:09:57,940 --> 00:10:00,600 It's for her own good. That school obviously can't manage her. 166 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,400 Well, no, that's why I'm here. 167 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:05,894 We can work together and find a solution that suits everybody. 168 00:10:05,930 --> 00:10:07,281 This is the best thing for everyone. 169 00:10:07,305 --> 00:10:10,200 - Now if you don't mind, Auntie. - No, but I'm just trying to help her! 170 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,380 So is Uncle in Leicester, Auntie. 171 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,398 OK. All right. 172 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:56,381 Leicester's much worse than Ackley Bridge. 173 00:10:57,781 --> 00:11:01,394 It will be a fresh start for you, Rukhsana, it will. 174 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,558 Ruky! 175 00:11:46,094 --> 00:11:47,608 Ruky? 176 00:11:54,062 --> 00:11:55,261 Ta-da! 177 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:57,768 Is this what I think it is? A wedding invite? 178 00:11:57,799 --> 00:12:00,347 Ooh! You must be so excited. 179 00:12:00,472 --> 00:12:01,897 Yeah, we can't wait. 180 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,668 - Aww, it's to me AND Oliver. - Yeah, of course. 181 00:12:04,678 --> 00:12:06,104 Aww, that's nice. 182 00:12:06,161 --> 00:12:08,478 Not many people want kids at their wedding, do they? 183 00:12:08,503 --> 00:12:09,770 But he is very well-behaved. 184 00:12:09,785 --> 00:12:11,521 There'll be no knee slides across the dance floor 185 00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:14,306 during the first dance. Well, not from him, anyway. 186 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,385 I bet one baby feels like a walk in the park compared to 187 00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:21,001 the hundreds of reprobates you have to look after at that school. 188 00:12:21,025 --> 00:12:22,612 Yeah, you'd think. 189 00:12:22,737 --> 00:12:26,083 I, er, I bumped into Candice Murgatroyd earlier. 190 00:12:26,084 --> 00:12:29,045 Well, speaking of reprobates. 191 00:12:29,252 --> 00:12:30,725 What, is she the one that, er... ? 192 00:12:30,735 --> 00:12:32,828 Broke another student's arm? Yes. 193 00:12:34,642 --> 00:12:36,932 Oh, don't go all bleeding-heart liberal on me, Mand. 194 00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:38,173 She could've killed him. 195 00:12:38,193 --> 00:12:40,038 Yeah, well, you know why she did it, don't you? 196 00:12:40,121 --> 00:12:41,997 Dan pulled her for a joke. 197 00:12:42,018 --> 00:12:44,032 It was part of some Hunt A Munter competition 198 00:12:44,058 --> 00:12:46,275 between him and Cory Wilson and the rest of the gang. 199 00:12:46,575 --> 00:12:49,092 I mean, as if Cory's not been cruel enough to her as it is, 200 00:12:49,108 --> 00:12:50,793 leaving her to bring Jamie up on her own 201 00:12:50,798 --> 00:12:52,777 with practically no help at all. 202 00:12:53,036 --> 00:12:55,170 I just... I just felt a bit sorry for her, that's all. 203 00:13:00,007 --> 00:13:02,271 Denigrating women isn't funny. 204 00:13:02,297 --> 00:13:04,167 You're sixth formers. 205 00:13:04,426 --> 00:13:07,201 In a few months you're going to be out there in the real world 206 00:13:07,212 --> 00:13:09,940 as adults and this kind of behaviour will not wash. 207 00:13:09,966 --> 00:13:11,341 Why are WE getting told off? 208 00:13:11,466 --> 00:13:13,145 She broke his arm and she's back already. 209 00:13:13,161 --> 00:13:15,745 Candice has been suitably punished. 210 00:13:15,946 --> 00:13:17,792 As will all of you. 211 00:13:18,588 --> 00:13:21,032 After-school detentions for the next week. 212 00:13:22,641 --> 00:13:24,801 Cory, stay behind, please. 213 00:13:24,926 --> 00:13:27,798 Mr Evershed, could you go ahead and set up the next meeting? 214 00:13:27,804 --> 00:13:29,235 Yeah, sure. 215 00:13:39,613 --> 00:13:42,781 How could you do something so disgusting... 216 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,204 - I didn't. - ... to the mother of your child? 217 00:13:45,856 --> 00:13:47,225 I didn't. 218 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,241 I swear. 219 00:13:49,494 --> 00:13:52,285 I haven't posted in that group in weeks. Not since we... 220 00:13:52,605 --> 00:13:54,828 I barely even speak to that lot, and you know that. 221 00:13:56,513 --> 00:13:59,645 I don't want to let something this stupid ruin what we have. 222 00:14:01,522 --> 00:14:02,995 What do you think you're doing? 223 00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:05,584 I know, not here. I'm sorry. 224 00:14:06,948 --> 00:14:10,581 I just... I just, like, couldn't help myself. 225 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,225 No. 226 00:14:13,367 --> 00:14:15,574 I mean, we can't do this any more. 227 00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:16,876 No. 228 00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:20,898 Look, you don't mean that, right, 'cos, yeah, what we have, yeah, is... 229 00:14:22,226 --> 00:14:23,760 It's special. 230 00:14:25,063 --> 00:14:26,851 I know you feel it too. 231 00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:29,636 It's wrong. 232 00:14:30,081 --> 00:14:33,184 You're... still a kid. 233 00:14:33,641 --> 00:14:35,693 It's over, Cory. 234 00:14:59,304 --> 00:15:02,128 Did anyone ask about me today? 235 00:15:02,789 --> 00:15:04,304 No, nothing. 236 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,544 What? 237 00:15:11,669 --> 00:15:13,304 Yusef'll be worried. 238 00:15:13,342 --> 00:15:16,370 Are you dumb? He tried to pack me off to Leicester. 239 00:15:16,384 --> 00:15:19,503 Have you ever been to Leicester? It's full of roadmen, innit? 240 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,584 - Like Jamie Vardy? - What? 241 00:15:21,709 --> 00:15:24,298 Footballers aren't roadmen, idiot. 242 00:15:25,544 --> 00:15:27,632 I can't go home. 243 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:31,424 Well, what about your mum? Won't she be worried? 244 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,252 She doesn't even know what day of the week it is most of the time. 245 00:15:34,862 --> 00:15:36,184 Not since Dad... 246 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,904 Look, if I go to Leicester, we'll never see each other again. 247 00:15:40,944 --> 00:15:42,664 - Do you want that? - No. 248 00:15:42,704 --> 00:15:44,284 So you have to keep me here. 249 00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:46,824 - What, like, forever? - No. 250 00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:49,304 Just till I figure out a way to get back at Yusef. 251 00:15:49,429 --> 00:15:52,434 If he wants to mess with my life, I'm going to mess with his. 252 00:15:52,496 --> 00:15:53,864 NOISE AT DOOR 253 00:15:53,904 --> 00:15:55,184 Ruky, the door. 254 00:15:55,224 --> 00:15:56,625 Quick! Get under the bed. 255 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,749 Hey, you still awake, Spuddy? 256 00:16:04,827 --> 00:16:06,093 Yeah. 257 00:16:06,641 --> 00:16:08,064 Is everything all right? 258 00:16:08,189 --> 00:16:09,789 Yeah, why? What have you heard? 259 00:16:10,611 --> 00:16:12,921 - I was just asking, Spuddy. - Oh. 260 00:16:13,046 --> 00:16:14,177 Right. 261 00:16:14,477 --> 00:16:16,110 How was school today? 262 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:19,624 All right. There's, um, 263 00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:22,120 there's some Polish doughnuts in the kitchen for you, if you want. 264 00:16:22,136 --> 00:16:24,064 That sounds fantastic. 265 00:16:24,104 --> 00:16:25,488 Oh, my clever girl. 266 00:16:26,232 --> 00:16:28,144 OK, bubs. Sleep tight. 267 00:16:28,184 --> 00:16:29,788 Don't let the bedbugs bite. 268 00:16:29,809 --> 00:16:31,127 MUM LAUGHS 269 00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:33,060 - Night-night. - Night. 270 00:16:37,984 --> 00:16:39,424 DOOR CLOSES 271 00:16:44,781 --> 00:16:46,600 WHISPERS: I can't believe you got into his phone. 272 00:16:46,624 --> 00:16:47,949 That picture. 273 00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:51,650 WHISPERS: I know, bro. Yusef's going to be bare angry. 274 00:17:07,221 --> 00:17:09,102 Maybe we shouldn't be doing this. 275 00:17:10,184 --> 00:17:12,995 Look, I'll go by myself if you're too scared. 276 00:17:22,195 --> 00:17:23,596 Come on, hurry up! 277 00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:25,058 All right. 278 00:17:28,304 --> 00:17:29,664 I got a stitch. 279 00:17:29,789 --> 00:17:32,000 Oh, Jesus, I can't. 280 00:17:32,024 --> 00:17:34,181 Look, I'm coming. Just get a move on! 281 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,704 That's Yusef's boss. 282 00:17:36,744 --> 00:17:38,879 We just have to wait till he goes. 283 00:17:56,544 --> 00:17:58,104 Is your brother in? 284 00:18:05,824 --> 00:18:08,213 - Brushed your teeth? - Yeah. 285 00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:10,016 Let me smell. 286 00:18:12,639 --> 00:18:14,745 Go on. Quickly. 287 00:18:17,949 --> 00:18:19,487 I'm sorry. 288 00:18:19,971 --> 00:18:22,490 I... I just wanted to, you know, 289 00:18:22,491 --> 00:18:25,127 check Rukhsana got to Leicester OK? 290 00:18:25,159 --> 00:18:27,864 - I should let the school know. - Yeah, yeah, she did. 291 00:18:29,951 --> 00:18:33,750 Teenagers. They think they know it all. 292 00:18:37,504 --> 00:18:40,981 You know, sometimes you feel like 293 00:18:41,026 --> 00:18:44,689 you're just the only one, you know, finding it hard... 294 00:18:44,926 --> 00:18:47,122 but you're not, eh? 295 00:18:47,305 --> 00:18:48,933 We'll be all right, Auntie. 296 00:18:48,944 --> 00:18:51,601 I've got to get going. I've got to get to work. 297 00:18:57,024 --> 00:18:59,128 MAN CHUCKLES 298 00:19:03,701 --> 00:19:07,500 _ 299 00:19:11,078 --> 00:19:12,622 Oi! 300 00:19:13,714 --> 00:19:15,510 Get away, now! 301 00:19:23,158 --> 00:19:26,291 Obviously that class isn't blessed in the brains department, 302 00:19:26,304 --> 00:19:27,977 but at least with Rukhsana not there 303 00:19:28,003 --> 00:19:29,944 I might actually be able to teach them something. 304 00:19:29,984 --> 00:19:32,241 You know my son is in this class. 305 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:35,744 Oh! Well, then, you're more than familiar with his limitations. 306 00:19:37,332 --> 00:19:39,104 Ey-up! 307 00:19:41,344 --> 00:19:43,322 If you're not careful, the wind will change 308 00:19:43,341 --> 00:19:46,518 - and your face will stay like that. - SHE LAUGHS 309 00:19:46,824 --> 00:19:48,503 Oh, my God! 310 00:19:52,193 --> 00:19:54,552 Sorry. It were an accident. 311 00:19:55,744 --> 00:19:57,053 HE LAUGHS 312 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,147 - It's not funny. - It is! 313 00:20:00,508 --> 00:20:03,155 You totally still fancy her. 314 00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:04,744 That's why you're being all mopey. 315 00:20:04,784 --> 00:20:07,005 - I'm not being mopey. - Mm-hm. 316 00:20:08,647 --> 00:20:10,890 I'm not! I'm not, I ju... 317 00:20:11,015 --> 00:20:12,596 Do you know what? I just need, 318 00:20:12,632 --> 00:20:14,168 like, a night out or something. 319 00:20:14,184 --> 00:20:19,259 A distraction from the monotony that is my life. 320 00:20:20,421 --> 00:20:22,819 Oi, Spud! Spud, come here. 321 00:20:22,824 --> 00:20:24,224 GIRLS GIGGLE 322 00:20:24,463 --> 00:20:26,224 Isn't this Ruky's brother? 323 00:20:26,349 --> 00:20:27,833 It totally is. 324 00:20:27,879 --> 00:20:30,456 They're up all over town, you do know that, yeah? 325 00:20:30,457 --> 00:20:32,174 - It's so funny. - No, it's not! 326 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,944 It wasn't funny when it happened to Candice, 327 00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:35,838 it's not funny just 'cos he's a boy! 328 00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:40,681 Too late. I seen already. Show me. 329 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,517 Show me! 330 00:21:00,704 --> 00:21:02,516 Wash your hands, get ready for dinner. 331 00:21:15,465 --> 00:21:17,064 I don't know whether to hit you or hug you. 332 00:21:17,077 --> 00:21:18,824 Nice to know you weren't worried about me. 333 00:21:21,024 --> 00:21:22,684 These were you, I take it? 334 00:21:22,809 --> 00:21:24,436 Yeah. Jokes, innit? 335 00:21:24,624 --> 00:21:27,539 Make you think twice before taking naked pictures of yourself. 336 00:21:27,664 --> 00:21:29,864 - It's not normal, bro. - Why? 337 00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:33,600 Huh? Why would you do that? 338 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,204 Humiliate me in front of everyone? 339 00:21:36,209 --> 00:21:39,304 You threw me in a car and tried to take me to Leicester. 340 00:21:39,344 --> 00:21:40,938 I mean, if you want to get rid of me, 341 00:21:40,953 --> 00:21:43,512 at least do it properly and send me to Pakistan, innit! 342 00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:47,548 Where did you even get them? 343 00:21:48,468 --> 00:21:51,032 Your cloud password is "password", bro. 344 00:21:51,327 --> 00:21:52,944 You're so stupid. 345 00:21:52,984 --> 00:21:54,676 HE SNIFFS 346 00:21:56,573 --> 00:21:58,330 Do you think I want any of this? 347 00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:00,790 Do you think I enjoy it? 348 00:22:01,426 --> 00:22:05,554 I've been doing everything I can to keep us going, Rukhsana, 349 00:22:06,051 --> 00:22:08,041 and all you do is push and push 350 00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:10,434 and make things a hundred times worse than they need to be! 351 00:22:10,464 --> 00:22:12,217 Why do you always blame everything on me? 352 00:22:12,224 --> 00:22:14,361 Because you're a living nightmare! 353 00:22:17,104 --> 00:22:18,661 I've been sacked. 354 00:22:19,601 --> 00:22:20,904 Your little prank? 355 00:22:22,184 --> 00:22:23,184 They sacked me. 356 00:22:25,224 --> 00:22:26,941 I'm hanging on by a thread, here. 357 00:22:27,664 --> 00:22:28,905 What do you mean? 358 00:22:29,030 --> 00:22:30,544 I can't do this any more. 359 00:22:32,544 --> 00:22:34,921 You make my life hell. 360 00:22:57,414 --> 00:22:58,744 Yusef? 361 00:23:05,543 --> 00:23:06,902 Where are you going? 362 00:23:07,155 --> 00:23:10,276 Come on, it were just a joke. I'll tell your boss, sort it out. 363 00:23:10,304 --> 00:23:11,832 You don't have to leave. 364 00:23:13,884 --> 00:23:15,243 Yusef! 365 00:23:25,026 --> 00:23:28,339 It's proper chill without him. Wish he'd left months ago. 366 00:23:28,691 --> 00:23:30,516 Rukhsana?! 367 00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:33,390 Well, evidently Leicester didn't want you either. 368 00:23:33,442 --> 00:23:36,222 Couldn't cope without seeing my favourite teacher 369 00:23:36,243 --> 00:23:37,592 Miss Carp every day, innit? 370 00:23:37,964 --> 00:23:39,984 You listen to me, you know where I am 371 00:23:40,015 --> 00:23:41,095 - if you need... - Yeah, I know, I know, I know. 372 00:23:41,116 --> 00:23:42,300 Mrs Paracha! 373 00:23:44,393 --> 00:23:45,855 What a weirdo. 374 00:23:46,544 --> 00:23:48,011 What? 375 00:23:50,094 --> 00:23:53,966 Here he comes! Hayley's gone mad at him. 376 00:23:54,492 --> 00:23:55,851 What's he doing? 377 00:23:56,342 --> 00:23:57,846 Under the thumb, bro? 378 00:23:58,135 --> 00:24:00,032 He's making up for what he done to Candice! 379 00:24:00,048 --> 00:24:01,267 Like you should be! 380 00:24:01,288 --> 00:24:02,864 What, by carrying a tray? 381 00:24:02,905 --> 00:24:05,872 By proving he can be respectful to women! 382 00:24:05,997 --> 00:24:07,128 Ooh! 383 00:24:07,882 --> 00:24:09,544 HE IMITATES WHIP 384 00:24:12,316 --> 00:24:14,073 Do you think I should invite Sam? 385 00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:17,887 Oh, yeah, just what every night out needs. A Murgatroyd. 386 00:24:21,846 --> 00:24:23,138 Hey! 387 00:24:25,304 --> 00:24:29,113 Me and Naveed are organising a night out and, um, 388 00:24:29,624 --> 00:24:31,739 I would really like it if you could come. 389 00:24:33,227 --> 00:24:34,695 Because we're friends! 390 00:24:35,387 --> 00:24:36,917 It's what friends do. 391 00:24:36,989 --> 00:24:39,504 Well, I'm pretty busy, so I'll have to see. 392 00:24:40,266 --> 00:24:43,021 - Yeah. Cool. Cool. - Cool. Cool. 393 00:24:43,781 --> 00:24:45,224 Cool. 394 00:24:48,024 --> 00:24:49,239 Cool. 395 00:24:51,203 --> 00:24:54,346 All right, girls, sumo squats, yeah? This way. 396 00:24:57,028 --> 00:25:00,047 Ey-up! Good to see you back, Rukhsana-banana. 397 00:25:00,172 --> 00:25:02,032 'Cos we've got a big match coming up. 398 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,196 Yeah, well, panic's over. 399 00:25:04,232 --> 00:25:05,845 Star player's back now, innit. 400 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:08,718 Um, we're a team. There are no star players. 401 00:25:09,163 --> 00:25:11,824 Oi, I saw your brother on the estate last night. 402 00:25:11,864 --> 00:25:13,246 Lucky you. 403 00:25:13,597 --> 00:25:15,209 Shacked up with Dirty Donna. 404 00:25:15,245 --> 00:25:17,374 - Donna loves his donner, eh? - THEY LAUGH 405 00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:19,343 Hey, Shannon, less of that, please! 406 00:25:19,380 --> 00:25:21,147 Well, it's true! 407 00:25:25,302 --> 00:25:28,093 (MUSIC: AFTER LAUGHTER BY WENDY RENE) 408 00:25:41,939 --> 00:25:44,769 - I'm sorry I'm late. - We tried to call. 409 00:25:44,801 --> 00:25:47,245 If anyone other than Yusef is going to collect the girls, 410 00:25:47,290 --> 00:25:49,719 - we need to be informed. - Well, I'm informing you now. 411 00:25:49,726 --> 00:25:51,754 I'll be picking them up from now on. 412 00:26:38,664 --> 00:26:40,264 Home time! 413 00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:57,118 Thanks. How many glasses? 414 00:26:57,164 --> 00:26:59,321 Uh, yeah, three will be fine. 415 00:26:59,373 --> 00:27:01,931 He was that shook up, he kicked the Imam and ran away. 416 00:27:01,957 --> 00:27:04,509 - What?! Kicked him?! - Yeah. 417 00:27:04,522 --> 00:27:05,840 Was it Heinz? 418 00:27:06,790 --> 00:27:08,825 Was it Heinz? We don't know. Was it Heinz? 419 00:27:08,864 --> 00:27:11,396 - We don't know that. - I'm scared of clowns. 420 00:27:11,441 --> 00:27:12,953 THEY LAUGH 421 00:27:12,992 --> 00:27:14,872 It's no funny story, it actually happened, mate! 422 00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:17,134 - OK. - Yeah, yeah. 423 00:27:21,462 --> 00:27:23,103 Room for a little one? 424 00:27:23,302 --> 00:27:25,868 He's got a cracking anecdote about mayonnaise, 425 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,205 - if you're interested. - He hasn't, he hasn't. 426 00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:28,801 My mate's got a phobia of mayonnaise. 427 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,398 Oh, you don't have to tell it again, really. 428 00:27:30,422 --> 00:27:32,431 Seriously, she's had a long week at work... 429 00:27:32,556 --> 00:27:34,782 ALL TALK AT ONCE 430 00:27:34,822 --> 00:27:37,419 (MUSIC: CAME HERE FOR LOVE BY SIGALA & ELLA EYRE) 431 00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:49,302 Really made him work for that forgiveness. 432 00:27:49,492 --> 00:27:51,895 How could I stay mad at this little face? 433 00:27:52,884 --> 00:27:54,712 Ugh. 434 00:28:03,608 --> 00:28:06,658 Naveed! Bro! 435 00:28:13,742 --> 00:28:15,683 Welcome to losers' corner. 436 00:28:16,822 --> 00:28:18,342 This is your big night, innit? 437 00:28:18,382 --> 00:28:20,346 You should be out having fun. 438 00:28:23,222 --> 00:28:26,309 It's hard to have fun when the one person you want here, isn't. 439 00:28:42,782 --> 00:28:44,702 Uh, bye, Miss Oakes. 440 00:28:44,926 --> 00:28:47,222 Uh, Sian. Sian. 441 00:28:47,471 --> 00:28:49,874 - See you later, man. - See you later. 442 00:28:50,582 --> 00:28:53,191 - Make sure you get a taxi, yeah? - Yeah, I will do. 443 00:28:56,462 --> 00:28:57,584 All right? 444 00:28:58,060 --> 00:28:59,262 Too much to drink? 445 00:29:01,194 --> 00:29:03,502 - Yeah, I should've eaten. - We've all been there. 446 00:29:09,062 --> 00:29:10,528 I'm pleased you came. 447 00:29:12,073 --> 00:29:14,342 Makes you seem more, er... 448 00:29:14,890 --> 00:29:16,302 ... human. 449 00:29:16,554 --> 00:29:18,813 Please don't sack me for saying that. 450 00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:27,542 Am I a... ? Am I a bad person? 451 00:29:27,582 --> 00:29:28,829 What? 452 00:29:29,182 --> 00:29:31,243 No! Of course you're not! 453 00:29:32,702 --> 00:29:35,026 All right, you might be a bit of an ice queen and 454 00:29:35,424 --> 00:29:38,664 a little bit of a lightweight, but it's not exactly a crime, is it? 455 00:29:38,702 --> 00:29:41,729 - THEY LAUGH SOFTLY - The Ice Queen, right. 456 00:29:41,854 --> 00:29:44,220 No offence. It's just, you know, the whole 457 00:29:44,479 --> 00:29:47,782 uber professional thing, you could probably just 458 00:29:47,822 --> 00:29:52,313 maybe relax a little bit and no-one will judge you. 459 00:29:56,662 --> 00:30:00,942 Listen, I better get back inside, 'cos Lorraine is on the Sambucas. 460 00:30:00,982 --> 00:30:02,502 SHE LAUGHS 461 00:30:02,769 --> 00:30:04,902 - See you in a bit. - Cheers, Martin. 462 00:30:14,836 --> 00:30:17,704 _ 463 00:30:34,662 --> 00:30:36,440 You break it, you're paying for it. 464 00:30:36,471 --> 00:30:39,622 I have been waiting for you at that club for hours! 465 00:30:39,662 --> 00:30:40,982 No, you haven't. 466 00:30:41,262 --> 00:30:43,758 You've got enough FRIENDS to hang out with. 467 00:30:44,942 --> 00:30:46,161 Come on. 468 00:30:48,022 --> 00:30:49,815 Come on, Sam, it's... 469 00:30:50,422 --> 00:30:52,161 It's not the same without you. 470 00:30:54,905 --> 00:30:57,462 - I can't. - You're just so stubborn! 471 00:30:57,502 --> 00:30:59,502 No. I really can't. 472 00:30:59,627 --> 00:31:02,923 - I've got a proper strict curfew here. - Sneak out, then. 473 00:31:03,317 --> 00:31:04,738 Go on. 474 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,902 Not too chicken, are you? 475 00:31:08,422 --> 00:31:09,790 OK. 476 00:31:09,915 --> 00:31:11,360 Yes! 477 00:31:21,262 --> 00:31:22,730 Careful! 478 00:31:22,794 --> 00:31:24,215 SAM GRUNTS 479 00:31:24,942 --> 00:31:26,102 THEY SQUEAL 480 00:31:26,142 --> 00:31:27,262 THEY LAUGH 481 00:31:27,549 --> 00:31:30,628 It's not funny! How am I supposed to get back in? 482 00:31:31,073 --> 00:31:33,718 You're just going to have to spend the night with me then, aren't you? 483 00:31:33,742 --> 00:31:35,222 THEY GIGGLE 484 00:31:35,262 --> 00:31:38,664 - You're mad! If they catch us... - They won't. And besides, 485 00:31:38,709 --> 00:31:41,113 it's your motorbike. It's part of you. You know, it's like... 486 00:31:41,177 --> 00:31:43,692 ... it's like when men's cars are an extension of their personality. 487 00:31:43,716 --> 00:31:46,526 - Come on. - Wait, is that a compliment or a cuss? Nas? 488 00:31:46,830 --> 00:31:50,277 - Quickly, just get the motorbike. - Can you just not, can we just go? 489 00:31:50,296 --> 00:31:52,087 (SAM GASPS) That's the sheep! 490 00:31:52,118 --> 00:31:53,788 - Oh, my God! - SHEEP BLEATS 491 00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:56,501 Oh, my God! Get it back out! I don't want it to come near me! 492 00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:57,697 SHEEP BLEATS 493 00:31:57,725 --> 00:31:59,382 Go! Go back in, quickly! 494 00:31:59,422 --> 00:32:01,497 Go back in, sheep! 495 00:32:01,513 --> 00:32:03,198 Oh, my God, Nas! Help! 496 00:32:03,270 --> 00:32:04,462 How am I going to help?! 497 00:32:04,502 --> 00:32:06,302 Help! Help me! 498 00:32:06,342 --> 00:32:07,982 SHEEP BLEATS 499 00:32:08,170 --> 00:32:09,281 Nas! 500 00:32:09,317 --> 00:32:10,317 SHEEP BLEATS 501 00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:15,736 DOOR OPENS 502 00:32:15,861 --> 00:32:17,702 Go! Go! Go! 503 00:32:17,742 --> 00:32:19,498 - Quick, pass it! - SHEEP BLEATS 504 00:32:19,539 --> 00:32:20,942 Shove it on your head! 505 00:32:21,136 --> 00:32:23,782 Oi! You think you'll get away with this? 506 00:32:23,822 --> 00:32:25,662 Come on, get her! Go on! 507 00:32:25,702 --> 00:32:27,542 - Oi! - Go on, Sam! 508 00:32:27,582 --> 00:32:30,005 - Come here! - Oi, hurry up! 509 00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:38,942 - NASREEN LAUGHS - What? 510 00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:44,699 You got played by a sheep! 511 00:32:46,611 --> 00:32:47,862 NASREEN LAUGHS 512 00:32:47,987 --> 00:32:51,288 Honestly, you should have seen your face when it ran out! 513 00:32:53,022 --> 00:32:54,714 I like it when you're like this. 514 00:32:56,102 --> 00:32:57,723 It's been a while. 515 00:33:03,453 --> 00:33:05,634 Why did you want me to come out so badly? 516 00:33:05,986 --> 00:33:07,795 Because I've missed you. 517 00:33:09,035 --> 00:33:10,943 Don't say it unless you mean it. 518 00:33:16,462 --> 00:33:18,102 Do you know what, Sam? 519 00:33:19,822 --> 00:33:24,723 These last few months, I've felt like a jigsaw puzzle. 520 00:33:25,782 --> 00:33:28,532 You know, with all the pieces missing. 521 00:33:31,902 --> 00:33:34,320 But slowly, I'm starting to find them again... 522 00:33:36,195 --> 00:33:37,902 ... put them all right places. 523 00:34:17,582 --> 00:34:19,182 All right, sweetheart? 524 00:34:19,483 --> 00:34:20,785 What do you want? 525 00:34:20,965 --> 00:34:23,022 You're four months behind with your rent. 526 00:34:23,287 --> 00:34:25,327 Pack up and get out. 527 00:34:32,102 --> 00:34:33,702 You haven't been paying the rent?! 528 00:34:33,742 --> 00:34:36,559 It was your dad's job, and then Yusef's. 529 00:34:36,601 --> 00:34:38,761 It's always someone else's job, isn't it? 530 00:34:38,886 --> 00:34:41,989 Why can't you just be normal, Ummi? 531 00:34:44,062 --> 00:34:45,853 I'm sorry, beti. 532 00:34:52,862 --> 00:34:54,553 Don't answer the door to anyone. 533 00:34:54,571 --> 00:34:56,509 No matter how much they knock. 534 00:35:10,022 --> 00:35:12,049 You must be Donna. 535 00:35:14,702 --> 00:35:16,909 I need to speak to Yusef. 536 00:35:33,853 --> 00:35:37,511 - How did you know I was here? - You're not exactly MI5, bro. 537 00:35:37,834 --> 00:35:40,737 Feel good, does it? Abandoning your family 538 00:35:40,862 --> 00:35:42,589 - for a gora? - She's my girlfriend. 539 00:35:42,642 --> 00:35:46,407 - Yours and half the estate's. - Don't talk about her like that. 540 00:35:48,274 --> 00:35:51,656 Ever since Baba died I've had everyone on my back all the time. 541 00:35:52,287 --> 00:35:54,417 - Donna actually listens. - All this time 542 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:56,982 you've been having a go at me for everything I do, 543 00:35:57,022 --> 00:35:59,787 when actually you were the haram one all along! 544 00:35:59,823 --> 00:36:01,959 No-one tells you how to do this stuff, Rukhsana. 545 00:36:02,259 --> 00:36:04,342 How to be the man of the house. 546 00:36:04,382 --> 00:36:07,233 I'm 19, I should be allowed to get stuff wrong. 547 00:36:10,262 --> 00:36:12,417 We're being thrown out of the house. 548 00:36:14,883 --> 00:36:16,905 You knew it was going to happen, didn't you? 549 00:36:18,357 --> 00:36:21,279 I tried to stay on top of it all, but when I lost my job... 550 00:36:27,822 --> 00:36:29,523 I'm sorry. 551 00:36:34,011 --> 00:36:36,363 I'm so sorry. For everything. 552 00:36:36,393 --> 00:36:39,963 - It's no wonder you hate me! - I don't hate you. 553 00:36:42,519 --> 00:36:45,363 Look, if you come home, things will be different, I swear. 554 00:36:45,488 --> 00:36:48,464 - Ruky. - I promise, I'll be a different person. 555 00:36:48,822 --> 00:36:50,180 Please, Yusef. 556 00:36:50,246 --> 00:36:54,062 Please, come home. I can't do any of this without you. 557 00:37:00,026 --> 00:37:01,542 I love you. 558 00:37:03,704 --> 00:37:05,234 I love you, too. 559 00:37:07,182 --> 00:37:08,990 Your hair needs a wash. 560 00:37:15,686 --> 00:37:19,964 Can I have some examples of hyperbolic sentences, please? 561 00:37:20,089 --> 00:37:21,866 - What does that even mean? - Anyone? 562 00:37:23,188 --> 00:37:24,764 Anyone at all? 563 00:37:24,824 --> 00:37:27,056 OK, I'll start one off for you. 564 00:37:27,092 --> 00:37:31,598 This lesson is so bad, it makes me want to... 565 00:37:32,268 --> 00:37:35,246 Makes me what to... Anyone? 566 00:37:35,371 --> 00:37:37,188 Anyone at all? No? 567 00:37:37,313 --> 00:37:41,240 Rukhsana, this is your area of expertise, exaggeration. 568 00:37:41,908 --> 00:37:43,232 Yes. Kacey. 569 00:37:43,268 --> 00:37:44,996 - Pull my own eyes out. - CLASS LAUGH 570 00:37:45,014 --> 00:37:47,438 OK, good. Um... 571 00:37:47,456 --> 00:37:50,300 Not good if it were true, obviously, but, yes, good example. 572 00:37:50,336 --> 00:37:53,000 Now I want you all to try and write 573 00:37:53,072 --> 00:37:56,294 some hyperbolic sentences of your own, all right? 574 00:37:56,510 --> 00:37:58,226 Kacey. Yes. 575 00:37:58,351 --> 00:38:00,872 Miss Carp's so ugly her face makes her mum cry. 576 00:38:00,902 --> 00:38:02,108 CLASS LAUGH 577 00:38:02,148 --> 00:38:04,706 I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that, all right? 578 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,734 Come on, write them down. 579 00:38:07,788 --> 00:38:11,310 Hyperbolic sentences. Exaggerate! 580 00:38:30,906 --> 00:38:33,780 If you're going to have a go at me for missing detention... 581 00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:36,126 I made a mistake. 582 00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:47,502 You do feel it, too, don't you? 583 00:38:55,704 --> 00:38:57,078 I do. 584 00:39:07,260 --> 00:39:08,772 I feel it. 585 00:39:18,198 --> 00:39:22,105 Hey, look, it's nice, innit? She's supporting her sister. 586 00:39:22,141 --> 00:39:24,181 Yeah, well, it ain't going to help much anyways, 587 00:39:24,193 --> 00:39:26,125 we've got no chance without Rukhsana on the team. 588 00:39:26,179 --> 00:39:28,183 You've got to have the faith. 589 00:39:28,231 --> 00:39:31,636 - It's like what that Boy George say. - George Michael. 590 00:39:31,666 --> 00:39:33,722 I thought they were both the same person. 591 00:39:33,847 --> 00:39:35,830 No, two different person. 592 00:39:35,955 --> 00:39:38,680 Huh. Who knew? 593 00:39:47,184 --> 00:39:49,472 - Mum. - Mmm? 594 00:39:50,822 --> 00:39:53,552 You know I was making that poster for Raz? 595 00:39:54,182 --> 00:39:57,677 Well, I wasn't just making it for Raz. 596 00:39:58,708 --> 00:40:01,315 I was kind of making it for Sam, too. 597 00:40:01,708 --> 00:40:03,331 We're back together. 598 00:40:03,354 --> 00:40:06,660 Not long ago you were crying on floor about that girl. 599 00:40:06,661 --> 00:40:08,956 Yeah, I know that, but... 600 00:40:11,708 --> 00:40:13,824 ... I love her, Mum. 601 00:40:15,388 --> 00:40:16,868 I do. 602 00:40:20,716 --> 00:40:25,778 After all the sadness, if that's what make you really happy... 603 00:40:26,148 --> 00:40:29,085 ... then who am I to stand in the way, hm? 604 00:40:29,491 --> 00:40:31,441 Be happy. 605 00:40:41,865 --> 00:40:44,640 I don't understand why you can't play. 606 00:40:45,457 --> 00:40:47,422 You know what, Ruky? A few weeks ago, 607 00:40:47,459 --> 00:40:49,524 you would've just jumped on the coach and come to the rugby tournament, 608 00:40:49,548 --> 00:40:52,012 - with or without permission. - Well. Yeah, well... 609 00:40:52,900 --> 00:40:54,544 What's wrong with you? 610 00:40:54,604 --> 00:40:56,098 God, you're being so weird. 611 00:40:56,128 --> 00:40:58,888 - I mean, first the whole ho'jabi thing... - You can't say that. 612 00:40:58,906 --> 00:41:01,738 - But you call yourself... - Yeah, I can say it, 613 00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:05,734 - but when you say it, it's racist, all right? - Right, well, sorry. 614 00:41:07,108 --> 00:41:08,806 You're being... 615 00:41:10,588 --> 00:41:12,352 ... you're kind of being, um... 616 00:41:14,392 --> 00:41:15,862 ... boring. 617 00:41:18,856 --> 00:41:20,836 Look, Ruky, wait. 618 00:41:28,988 --> 00:41:30,832 Oh, Rukhsana. 619 00:41:30,868 --> 00:41:32,920 What's wrong? 620 00:41:34,714 --> 00:41:36,514 What's wrong? 621 00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:39,106 Spud says I'm boring 622 00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:41,482 - because I'm not going to the rugby. - Huh? 623 00:41:42,796 --> 00:41:48,784 I'm just doing what everyone wants and now no-one likes me. 624 00:41:48,808 --> 00:41:50,278 That's not true. 625 00:41:50,338 --> 00:41:52,480 I like you. 626 00:41:52,828 --> 00:41:54,640 They say this thing, 627 00:41:54,670 --> 00:41:58,630 "All work and no play make Rukhsana a dull girl." 628 00:41:58,755 --> 00:42:01,690 Would it be such a bad thing if you go to the rugby? 629 00:42:01,888 --> 00:42:04,030 Why doesn't anyone get it? 630 00:42:04,288 --> 00:42:05,668 I can't. 631 00:42:05,926 --> 00:42:07,282 Why? 632 00:42:08,272 --> 00:42:10,108 I just can't. 633 00:42:22,253 --> 00:42:23,613 PHONE DIALS 634 00:42:23,652 --> 00:42:25,615 The coach is waiting, Kaneez. 635 00:42:26,268 --> 00:42:27,417 Hello. 636 00:42:27,449 --> 00:42:29,690 Hello, this is Kaneez Paracha, 637 00:42:29,722 --> 00:42:35,144 I am the Student Support Officer at Ackley Bridge College. 638 00:42:36,194 --> 00:42:37,658 Yusef? 639 00:42:39,948 --> 00:42:43,520 I think it is very necessary for you to know something, 640 00:42:43,553 --> 00:42:45,392 um, about today. 641 00:42:47,906 --> 00:42:51,521 CAR HORN BEEPS 642 00:42:55,226 --> 00:42:56,768 What are you doing here? 643 00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:58,743 I was supposed to be picking up the girls. 644 00:42:59,372 --> 00:43:02,222 Mrs Paracha called. We thought you could do with an afternoon off. 645 00:43:02,267 --> 00:43:04,787 Come on, get in quick. We still might make it. 646 00:43:16,868 --> 00:43:19,374 CROWD SHOUTING ENCOURAGEMENT 647 00:43:22,468 --> 00:43:25,126 They're forgetting she got the dyspraxia! 648 00:43:25,197 --> 00:43:27,452 SHOUTING: She doing her best! 649 00:43:28,828 --> 00:43:30,452 I knew you still fancied her. 650 00:43:31,553 --> 00:43:33,522 So it's back on, then? 651 00:43:34,188 --> 00:43:37,263 What, er, what happened to your tap dancer? 652 00:43:37,849 --> 00:43:41,956 He's gone back to drama school and didn't fancy a long-distance thing. 653 00:43:42,306 --> 00:43:44,178 FRUSTRATED YELLING 654 00:43:44,588 --> 00:43:46,924 That is your girlfriend. 655 00:43:47,112 --> 00:43:48,803 Yeah, too right it is. 656 00:43:48,835 --> 00:43:50,538 We need to fix you up with someone. 657 00:43:50,829 --> 00:43:52,941 No, I'm doing all right. 658 00:43:53,066 --> 00:43:54,826 With a wifey, though? 659 00:43:55,545 --> 00:43:56,938 No, honestly, bro. 660 00:43:56,990 --> 00:43:59,250 I'm doing all right. 661 00:44:02,321 --> 00:44:04,264 You've got a girlfriend? 662 00:44:05,884 --> 00:44:07,315 I knew it! 663 00:44:07,386 --> 00:44:09,926 I knew that's why you've been acting weird for a reason! 664 00:44:10,051 --> 00:44:12,188 She's why you left the group chat, innit? 665 00:44:12,433 --> 00:44:13,832 Do I know her? 666 00:44:14,428 --> 00:44:15,892 No. 667 00:44:15,964 --> 00:44:17,700 I do, don't I? 668 00:44:18,198 --> 00:44:20,705 Come on, man, don't be embarrassed, who is it? 669 00:44:28,167 --> 00:44:30,068 Swear you won't say anything? 670 00:44:30,777 --> 00:44:33,141 Bro, come on, of course. 671 00:44:33,628 --> 00:44:35,947 THEY WHISPER INDISTINCTLY 672 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,778 HE LAUGHS 673 00:44:38,823 --> 00:44:40,222 Mate! 674 00:44:41,687 --> 00:44:43,313 Quality. 675 00:44:55,931 --> 00:44:59,313 - You came. - Yeah, well, I knew you would lose without me, innit. 676 00:45:00,946 --> 00:45:03,142 Look, I'm sorry I called you boring. 677 00:45:03,267 --> 00:45:06,308 Um, we're all going bowling again to, um, 678 00:45:06,433 --> 00:45:09,548 not to celebrate, but to, um, you know... 679 00:45:10,014 --> 00:45:12,353 Do you, um, do you want to come? 680 00:45:13,468 --> 00:45:15,248 I'll pick you up later. 681 00:45:21,148 --> 00:45:23,108 (MUSIC: DIAMONDS BY RIHANNA) 682 00:45:23,579 --> 00:45:28,444 ♪ Find light in the beautiful sea ♪ ♪ I choose to be happy ♪ 683 00:45:28,490 --> 00:45:33,704 ♪ You and I, you and I ♪ ♪ We're like diamonds in the sky ♪ 684 00:45:33,829 --> 00:45:38,336 ♪ You're a shooting star I see ♪ ♪ A vision of ecstasy ♪ 685 00:45:38,355 --> 00:45:41,665 ♪ When you hold me, I'm alive ♪ 686 00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:44,671 - ♪ We're like diamonds in the sky ♪ - CHEERING 687 00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:47,527 ♪ Eye to eye ♪ 688 00:45:47,588 --> 00:45:50,585 ♪ So alive ♪ 689 00:45:50,811 --> 00:45:54,668 ♪ We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky ♪ 690 00:45:54,793 --> 00:45:56,988 ♪ Shine bright like a diamond ♪ 691 00:45:57,437 --> 00:46:00,015 ♪ Shine bright like a diamond ♪ 692 00:46:00,140 --> 00:46:02,399 ♪ Shine bright like a diamond ♪ 693 00:46:02,839 --> 00:46:05,158 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 694 00:46:05,178 --> 00:46:07,970 ♪ Shine bright like a diamond ♪ 695 00:46:07,995 --> 00:46:10,392 ♪ Shine bright like a diamond ♪ 696 00:46:10,431 --> 00:46:12,556 ♪ Shine bright like a diamond ♪ 697 00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:15,477 ♪ Shine bright like a diamond. ♪ 698 00:46:18,303 --> 00:46:23,303 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 699 00:46:44,868 --> 00:46:46,748 I've been sent a video of you. 700 00:46:47,428 --> 00:46:50,850 Getting a strike! Proper sportswoman, aren't you? 701 00:46:50,851 --> 00:46:52,551 Didn't you know? I'm the next Wayne Rooney, me. 702 00:46:52,552 --> 00:46:54,210 Yeah, you do look a bit like him. 51319

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