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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,226 - Good morning everyone. - I've got into drama school. 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:04,933 Nasreen! Oxford! You're in! 3 00:00:04,944 --> 00:00:06,378 How proud the whole school's gonna be! 4 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:07,920 Come back to school. 5 00:00:08,045 --> 00:00:09,515 You did what? 6 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:12,035 - We did Mr Evershed's house. - Dad! 7 00:00:12,048 --> 00:00:13,646 It was you in my house, wasn't it? 8 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,258 CRYING: I don't know if I know what's right any more. 9 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,715 - Yes, you do. - We'd be better off without you. 10 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,958 Come on, Dad, what you doing up there? 11 00:00:21,083 --> 00:00:23,023 I slept with Cory. 12 00:00:37,362 --> 00:00:40,182 - No round two? - He's only gone the shops. 13 00:00:40,534 --> 00:00:42,266 You'd better be quick then, hadn't you? 14 00:00:42,391 --> 00:00:43,872 DOOR OPENS CHAIN JANGLES 15 00:00:44,051 --> 00:00:45,526 Why is the chain on? 16 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:48,899 Come on, we better. 17 00:00:54,202 --> 00:00:55,320 DOOR SLAMS OPEN 18 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:58,019 Dad, this ain't what it looks like! 19 00:00:58,144 --> 00:00:59,977 You're sleeping with my girlfriend?! 20 00:01:00,282 --> 00:01:02,246 She said you couldn't... 21 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,161 Come here, you little... ! 22 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:14,264 Yeah, ride away! 23 00:01:14,389 --> 00:01:16,123 And don't come back! 24 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:34,330 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 25 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:38,201 LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 26 00:01:40,602 --> 00:01:42,400 You said we were getting milk. 27 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:45,080 Yeah, we'll get milk when we get back! 28 00:01:45,259 --> 00:01:47,182 Anyway, you love dancing! 29 00:01:47,234 --> 00:01:49,093 You've got to dance for your thing. 30 00:01:49,218 --> 00:01:51,292 I hate dancing, and it's not this sort of dancing 31 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,652 and you don't remember what the thing is! 32 00:02:05,353 --> 00:02:06,648 Abort. 33 00:02:06,773 --> 00:02:08,301 Pupils. 34 00:02:08,946 --> 00:02:11,128 We have to leave? Brilliant. 35 00:02:11,168 --> 00:02:12,342 Sorry, guys. 36 00:02:12,354 --> 00:02:14,479 Miss Oakes doesn't want to end up on Snapchat. 37 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,240 See you, guys. Bye. 38 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:17,904 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 39 00:02:23,103 --> 00:02:24,480 Do you think she saw me? 40 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,281 Dunno. Miss Oakes, 41 00:02:26,862 --> 00:02:28,463 did you see Naveed? 42 00:02:42,515 --> 00:02:44,680 So, why ARE you staying here? 43 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:48,200 'Cos I reckon either your dad's kicked off, 44 00:02:48,325 --> 00:02:51,572 or you knocked someone up. Again. 45 00:02:51,697 --> 00:02:54,536 What I really want to know is, have you got more children or STIs? 46 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,755 Shut up. I bought them condoms, didn't I? 47 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,678 Ah, yeah. The magic pack of unopened condoms 48 00:02:59,695 --> 00:03:02,240 that miraculously protect you from your bedside table. 49 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,680 I brought you those. 50 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,600 - THEY LAUGH - Is it Kevin, then? 51 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:07,080 CORY SIGHS 52 00:03:07,370 --> 00:03:10,000 - Yeah. - Come on, spill the tea. 53 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,120 I think I've properly done it this time. 54 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,832 NAVEED LAUGHS 55 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:16,160 I slept with Gemma. 56 00:03:16,376 --> 00:03:17,804 I don't even know why. 57 00:03:18,841 --> 00:03:20,321 It was just the once. 58 00:03:21,092 --> 00:03:23,262 I mean, I don't even fancy her, 59 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:26,000 - have you seen the state of her? - Are you off your head? 60 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,528 What's wrong with you? 61 00:03:30,282 --> 00:03:32,600 Your dad nearly killed himself last year. 62 00:03:32,793 --> 00:03:34,462 I wasn't saying it were right. 63 00:03:34,485 --> 00:03:37,080 No, 'cos you don't think, do you? 64 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,471 Ever? About anyone other than you. 65 00:03:39,596 --> 00:03:41,320 'Cos to you it's just sex, 66 00:03:41,579 --> 00:03:44,043 but to someone with actual human feelings, it's... 67 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,716 I always knew you were a slut, Cory. 68 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:50,800 Just turns out you're not a very nice person. 69 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,120 - KNOCKING ON DOOR - DOOR OPENS 70 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:55,069 Naveed, can you, er... ? 71 00:03:55,119 --> 00:03:58,020 Dad, I've told you, knocking doesn't count 72 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,878 - if you don't wait for an answer. - Oh. Sorry. 73 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:03,979 Are you in for dinner tomorrow night? 74 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,239 Only, your mother needs to know how much 75 00:04:06,275 --> 00:04:08,400 chapli kebab to take out the freezer. 76 00:04:08,657 --> 00:04:10,280 Yeah, I'm in for dinner. 77 00:04:10,735 --> 00:04:12,400 Can you please go now? 78 00:04:12,745 --> 00:04:14,213 Please! 79 00:04:17,334 --> 00:04:19,124 Nav, mate. 80 00:04:29,757 --> 00:04:32,360 It's late, all right? She'll go in the morning. 81 00:04:33,701 --> 00:04:35,307 Who's going in the morning? 82 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,238 - Sit down, Sam. - Don't tell her to sit down! 83 00:04:42,818 --> 00:04:45,822 You're a snake and a grass and you're gone. 84 00:04:46,628 --> 00:04:48,470 Yeah, well, this ain't your house, Adam. 85 00:04:48,595 --> 00:04:50,076 You don't get to decide nowt! 86 00:04:50,088 --> 00:04:51,896 - Oh, you're lucky, I mean it. - Adam! 87 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,528 Sorry, Sam. 88 00:04:56,139 --> 00:04:57,705 Decision's made. 89 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,013 Well, screw the both of you! 90 00:05:02,034 --> 00:05:03,410 Grandpa? 91 00:05:06,963 --> 00:05:08,600 HE SPITS 92 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,360 Animals. 93 00:05:14,441 --> 00:05:15,834 Sam! 94 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:28,477 Naveed. 95 00:05:29,847 --> 00:05:31,360 Can we, er... ? 96 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,897 I'll wait. 97 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,568 I'll go. 98 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,560 Do you want to know the parent's curse, Naveed? 99 00:06:02,685 --> 00:06:04,640 Not if I'm going to miss assembly. 100 00:06:05,077 --> 00:06:07,063 All we ever want for you is... 101 00:06:08,071 --> 00:06:09,884 absolutely everything. 102 00:06:11,427 --> 00:06:13,720 But, failing that, 103 00:06:13,972 --> 00:06:16,125 we'll settle for you being happy. 104 00:06:17,357 --> 00:06:18,960 And, your mother and I, well, 105 00:06:19,268 --> 00:06:22,480 we don't think that boyfriend of yours is making you feel like that. 106 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:25,435 Dad. 107 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,674 Cory's not my boyfriend. 108 00:06:30,863 --> 00:06:33,417 - Thank God! - Mum! 109 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,075 She came up with a whole ruse 110 00:06:35,110 --> 00:06:37,626 about chapli kebab to check on you. 111 00:06:37,637 --> 00:06:40,373 Not OK, Mum. It's one thing to lie about your sexuality, 112 00:06:40,374 --> 00:06:42,089 it's quite another to lie about dinner. 113 00:06:42,130 --> 00:06:45,120 If he's not your boyfriend then why is he making you this miserable? 114 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:48,537 You wouldn't understand. 115 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,404 DOOR SLAMS 116 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,204 Come on, let's work harder. Come on! 117 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,440 WHISTLE TOOTS 118 00:06:56,565 --> 00:06:59,364 Put some effort in. Good stuff, come on! 119 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,134 Come on, girls! 120 00:07:01,407 --> 00:07:04,676 - How's it going? - Well, they're trying. 121 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,480 - No necks broken. - WHISTLE BLOWS 122 00:07:06,605 --> 00:07:08,395 Ah, they're doing their best. 123 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,160 You not a fan of rugby, Ken? 124 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:11,920 Rugby, yes. This... 125 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,160 PHONE DIALS 126 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,040 Oh, come on, that's more like it! Come on! 127 00:07:20,046 --> 00:07:22,762 Don't know why you insist on persevering with this lot 128 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:26,035 when all they're so clearly... Brilliant! ... hopeless. 129 00:07:26,072 --> 00:07:28,921 - You've got limited resources, Mand. - Mandy. 130 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,258 It would be good if there was at least one area of the school 131 00:07:31,281 --> 00:07:33,682 that wasn't a total laughing stock. 132 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:37,021 How many academies in your trust are sending a student to Oxford, Ken? 133 00:07:37,146 --> 00:07:41,480 Oh, yes, Nasreen Paracha, your golden goose. 134 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,560 How many weeks has she missed again? 135 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:46,160 Think she might be a little undercooked, that one. 136 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:49,520 You, on the other hand, you look about ready to pop. 137 00:07:49,559 --> 00:07:51,044 - PHONE RINGS - Oh. 138 00:07:52,391 --> 00:07:53,906 Talk to me. 139 00:07:59,029 --> 00:08:03,480 So, welcome to the Nasreen Dream Team. 140 00:08:03,605 --> 00:08:05,005 Am I in trouble? 141 00:08:05,063 --> 00:08:07,302 Oh, no. Not even a little bit, no. 142 00:08:07,366 --> 00:08:08,998 I've just been chatting to your teachers 143 00:08:09,016 --> 00:08:10,887 about how you've been getting on, 144 00:08:10,904 --> 00:08:14,329 and the feedback that I've been getting is that 145 00:08:14,454 --> 00:08:16,442 it's... it's been a bit tricky. 146 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,730 - I'm trying. - Exactly. You are. 147 00:08:20,753 --> 00:08:24,017 And you are also Ackley's only pupil to ever apply to Oxbridge, 148 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,635 let alone be offered a place. 149 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:29,400 And we are counting on you to put this school on the map, 150 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,715 which is why we're going to be giving you extra tuition. 151 00:08:31,727 --> 00:08:34,922 - After school, every night. - For as long as you need. 152 00:08:34,945 --> 00:08:37,075 Yes. And Mr Hyatt, here, he's going to drive you 153 00:08:37,093 --> 00:08:39,680 to the Northern Medical Conference next weekend in Leeds. 154 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,280 Yeah, road trip, yeah! 155 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,387 They're doing a brilliant lecture on advanced microbiology. 156 00:08:44,388 --> 00:08:45,487 What? 157 00:08:46,258 --> 00:08:49,715 It's going to be hard, it is, it's going to take everything you've got 158 00:08:49,742 --> 00:08:51,520 between now and the end of the year, 159 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:53,951 but we really think you can do this. 160 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,249 - No. I'm sorry. - Nasreen? 161 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:59,713 - I'm sorry. - No, Nasreen, don't... don't go. 162 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:01,751 DOOR CLOSES 163 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:10,796 Can I sit? 164 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:18,913 I'm sorry, mate. 165 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,120 I don't want to argue. 166 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,920 I don't want to argue either. 167 00:09:24,026 --> 00:09:25,800 It's like, you're my best mate. 168 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,921 It's just, like... 169 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,607 ... 'cos Dad's always angry and whatever. 170 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:36,652 I dunno. 171 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:41,560 Like, with you, it's, like, it's different. 172 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,770 You helped me be me... 173 00:09:47,509 --> 00:09:49,960 ... and I'll never not be grateful for that. 174 00:09:52,828 --> 00:09:55,361 I said it in my very first gig. 175 00:09:56,536 --> 00:09:58,160 I said it'll always be you. 176 00:10:00,202 --> 00:10:01,677 But that's the problem. 177 00:10:01,694 --> 00:10:03,208 Because it will. 178 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,844 This isn't good. 179 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,749 OK, well, um... 180 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,040 What do you want to have, like, be different? 181 00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:16,932 Just tell me, say it. Whatever it is, I'll do it. 182 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,562 I just need you to let me go. 183 00:10:25,878 --> 00:10:27,160 We're over. 184 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,708 You're bad for me. 185 00:10:31,371 --> 00:10:33,320 HE SHOUTS 186 00:10:34,405 --> 00:10:36,338 - What you doing?! - Back off! 187 00:10:36,350 --> 00:10:38,014 - CROWD SHOUTS - What's that all about? 188 00:10:38,031 --> 00:10:39,391 - Fight! Fight! Fight! - Come here. 189 00:10:39,425 --> 00:10:40,760 Back off! 190 00:10:42,090 --> 00:10:44,480 Anyone fighting on three will be in detention 191 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,897 and I am counting from two. 192 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,522 Nav. 193 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,136 Cory. 194 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:54,840 Cory. 195 00:11:04,826 --> 00:11:06,536 Naveed. 196 00:11:08,180 --> 00:11:10,744 - Do you want to talk about it? - No. 197 00:11:13,232 --> 00:11:15,373 I'm going to have to call your dad. 198 00:11:16,778 --> 00:11:19,519 No, don't, miss. 199 00:11:20,043 --> 00:11:21,333 You see, 200 00:11:22,247 --> 00:11:24,540 I messed up. He's a bit annoyed. 201 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,812 Well, I'm sure that there's nothing you've done that isn't... 202 00:11:26,836 --> 00:11:28,776 I slept with his girlfriend, so... 203 00:11:31,396 --> 00:11:32,939 Oh. 204 00:11:36,658 --> 00:11:38,660 Am I bad person, miss? 205 00:11:39,278 --> 00:11:42,899 I'm not sure I believe in bad people, Cory. 206 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:48,945 I think we can make bad choices, we can do bad things. 207 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:50,776 But we can always be better. 208 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,789 She must be really special. 209 00:11:56,643 --> 00:11:58,157 She ain't. 210 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,638 I just like it, I like how it feels. 211 00:12:04,739 --> 00:12:06,293 Er... 212 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:10,910 Well, sex, um, can be... 213 00:12:11,883 --> 00:12:14,411 ... very pleasurable, yes. 214 00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:16,714 I don't mean that. 215 00:12:18,856 --> 00:12:21,510 I mean, it feels, erm... 216 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:26,450 I feel like, uh... 217 00:12:27,573 --> 00:12:30,474 Apologise to your dad, Cory, hmm? 218 00:12:31,119 --> 00:12:33,624 Be the better man. Start today. 219 00:12:33,808 --> 00:12:35,500 You've gone red, miss. 220 00:12:36,013 --> 00:12:40,302 - No, I haven't. - Yeah, proper ketchup. 221 00:12:48,276 --> 00:12:51,224 HUSHED VOICE: Sam, I got you some things. 222 00:12:51,258 --> 00:12:55,622 Just underwear, toothbrush, toothpaste, Monster Munch. 223 00:12:56,537 --> 00:12:58,937 - Thanks. - So where you staying then? 224 00:12:58,955 --> 00:13:01,442 Oh, you know. 225 00:13:03,641 --> 00:13:06,025 Come on, man, chin up. 226 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:10,360 I don't know what's happened. 227 00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:12,496 Look, just forget about him. 228 00:13:38,779 --> 00:13:40,477 I just come to say, erm... 229 00:13:41,767 --> 00:13:43,362 come to say sorry. 230 00:13:46,339 --> 00:13:47,784 I can be better. 231 00:13:48,210 --> 00:13:51,174 And I want to. I want to change, I want to be better. 232 00:13:54,324 --> 00:13:55,711 You're my dad. 233 00:13:58,331 --> 00:14:00,242 Kev, you coming? 234 00:14:01,648 --> 00:14:03,018 Yeah. 235 00:14:04,192 --> 00:14:05,965 You let her in and not me? 236 00:14:06,317 --> 00:14:09,391 When you love someone, you forgive 'em. 237 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:12,097 Dad? 238 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,704 Oh, my! 239 00:14:40,739 --> 00:14:42,679 - Hi. - Miss, if I had known that you were... 240 00:14:42,719 --> 00:14:44,549 - Thanks, Mum. - I am sorry. I mean, 241 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,985 I would have obviously knocked, but you've got no... 242 00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:48,488 ... door. 243 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,758 Oh, wow. 244 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,861 You weren't kidding when you said you were trying. 245 00:14:57,867 --> 00:15:01,477 No, but it doesn't matter because none of it is going in. 246 00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:03,825 My offer is three A's, miss, 247 00:15:03,832 --> 00:15:06,205 - I don't think I'm going to get in. - Nasreen, 248 00:15:06,832 --> 00:15:08,767 you are a star. 249 00:15:09,889 --> 00:15:12,681 And you're going to shine bright no matter where you go or what you do. 250 00:15:12,705 --> 00:15:14,593 CLAPPING 251 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:18,445 - Mum. - I'm sorry, I got carried away. 252 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,880 This is a private conversation. 253 00:15:20,937 --> 00:15:24,655 Not when you're my daughter and not when it's this important, huh? 254 00:15:24,697 --> 00:15:27,542 Don't you think I've seen how bloody miserable you are? 255 00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:31,273 You look like you're trying to solve bloody Crimewatch. 256 00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:34,134 It's Oxford. 257 00:15:34,259 --> 00:15:37,018 Oxford is not the be all and end all, Nasreen. 258 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,666 If you get in then that's brilliant. 259 00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:42,798 If you don't and you go to another university then 260 00:15:42,844 --> 00:15:45,821 it will be different, but it'll also be brilliant. 261 00:15:46,063 --> 00:15:48,803 What about putting school on the map? 262 00:15:49,459 --> 00:15:53,771 Well, the school is there to serve YOU, not the other way around. 263 00:15:55,141 --> 00:15:58,400 There's more important things in life than Ackley Bridge College. 264 00:16:05,171 --> 00:16:11,263 NASREEN AND KANEEZ BICKER THEN LAUGH 265 00:16:13,502 --> 00:16:15,828 Here we are. Better late than never. 266 00:16:18,338 --> 00:16:22,691 Right, erm... I'm leaving on Friday. 267 00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:26,963 - Sorry. - It's been a long time coming. 268 00:16:27,015 --> 00:16:29,836 You're not half kidding, you're due in two weeks. 269 00:16:29,961 --> 00:16:32,094 So, you ready to take the wheel? 270 00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:33,861 As I'll ever be. 271 00:16:33,907 --> 00:16:36,925 Better have some industrial-strength seat belts. 272 00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:38,439 Cheers, Martin. 273 00:16:38,462 --> 00:16:42,158 Well, I think the school will benefit from some fresh ideas. 274 00:16:42,204 --> 00:16:44,421 You're not getting your own office, Sue. 275 00:16:45,319 --> 00:16:47,046 You'll be fine. 276 00:16:47,171 --> 00:16:51,197 Martin and Sue. God, they're more annoying than the kids. 277 00:16:51,508 --> 00:16:53,292 At least I can put them in detention. 278 00:16:53,321 --> 00:16:56,079 I've heard of worse management strategies. 279 00:16:57,011 --> 00:17:01,346 - Hey. Do you want to hear the goss? - Always. 280 00:17:01,525 --> 00:17:05,019 Cory Wilson has slept with his dad's girlfriend. 281 00:17:05,059 --> 00:17:08,300 No! Little sod! 282 00:17:08,951 --> 00:17:10,943 That is unbelievable. 283 00:17:12,981 --> 00:17:15,968 Needs to learn to keep it in his pants, that one. 284 00:17:19,457 --> 00:17:21,495 Keep an eye out for him, will you? 285 00:17:21,933 --> 00:17:23,844 He's a good kid, really. 286 00:17:25,214 --> 00:17:26,608 Miss Carter. 287 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:29,475 - You need to come to the staffroom right now. - Oh. 288 00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:36,780 ALL: Surprise! 289 00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:38,620 THEY CHEER 290 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,303 You! Oh! 291 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,459 Perfect timing, mate. 292 00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:54,224 Nice one. Keep the change. Thank you. 293 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:58,686 Sir. Can I have some? 294 00:17:59,348 --> 00:18:01,340 Cory, what do you think you're doing? 295 00:18:01,465 --> 00:18:02,975 Been kicked out, sir. 296 00:18:03,274 --> 00:18:04,978 I needed somewhere to sleep. 297 00:18:05,439 --> 00:18:08,018 - Well, you can't stay here. - Why not? 298 00:18:08,444 --> 00:18:10,822 Stayed here last night. It's a better shower anyway. 299 00:18:12,364 --> 00:18:14,460 (HE SIGHS) Right, come on. 300 00:18:14,517 --> 00:18:16,400 Oh, jeez! 301 00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:18,990 What are you doing here, Sam? 302 00:18:19,237 --> 00:18:21,489 It's like Children Of The Corn. 303 00:18:22,780 --> 00:18:25,363 Miss Oakes, that number's no longer 24-hour. 304 00:18:25,381 --> 00:18:27,021 - What, Craigsloft? - Yeah. 305 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,601 Blessing in disguise. Addict central. 306 00:18:29,612 --> 00:18:32,341 - The other hostel's not even in Ackley. - Hang on a sec. 307 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:35,295 Right, they've only got one room. 308 00:18:35,346 --> 00:18:38,713 - So, short of rock, paper, scissors... - Sam. 309 00:18:39,012 --> 00:18:41,612 Figured you'd say that. ON THE PHONE: We'll take the room, please. 310 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:44,317 Female student. Yep, she's 16. 311 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,775 OK, see you soon. Thank you. Bye. 312 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:48,808 I'll go. 313 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,623 Cracking party on Monday. 314 00:18:51,641 --> 00:18:53,011 One of the best. 315 00:18:53,391 --> 00:18:55,095 See you tomorrow. 316 00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:59,908 Right, so, what are we gonna do with Cory? 317 00:19:00,386 --> 00:19:01,865 It's my fault. 318 00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:04,134 I sent him home to apologise. 319 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,352 I should've arranged a meeting with his dad. I... 320 00:19:07,392 --> 00:19:10,662 You did what you thought was right. That's all any of us can do. 321 00:19:11,641 --> 00:19:14,577 The key to this job is not to care too much. 322 00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:17,202 And also to care too much. 323 00:19:18,428 --> 00:19:22,585 Right, I'm breaking the emergency glass. He can sleep at mine. 324 00:19:23,281 --> 00:19:25,952 Lord knows, I've got a cot that needs assembling. 325 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:28,963 Thank you. 326 00:19:29,088 --> 00:19:31,911 We can call his dad in the morning, and then we'll... 327 00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:34,778 SHE GASPS 328 00:19:35,487 --> 00:19:38,136 - What? - I'm having a baby. 329 00:19:38,187 --> 00:19:39,943 Oh, bloody hell! 330 00:19:40,691 --> 00:19:42,401 I haven't got my baby bag. 331 00:19:42,453 --> 00:19:45,481 - Lean on me, Miss Carter. - It's a baby, Kaneez, 332 00:19:45,504 --> 00:19:49,050 - it is not a broken leg. - Slowly. 333 00:19:49,315 --> 00:19:52,302 - Great. Slowly. Yeah. - Yeah. 334 00:19:52,555 --> 00:19:53,954 You're not driving. 335 00:19:53,966 --> 00:19:56,654 - I'm a great driver. - You ran over Mr Hyatt. 336 00:19:57,477 --> 00:19:59,308 No, that were his fault. 337 00:20:00,730 --> 00:20:03,067 Lorraine gonna drive. 338 00:20:05,117 --> 00:20:06,838 It's all right. 339 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:19,590 OK, so I think it's a balti, but... 340 00:20:21,738 --> 00:20:24,242 Wait, yeah, no, there's no coriander. 341 00:20:24,288 --> 00:20:26,711 It is and all! Five out of five. 342 00:20:28,334 --> 00:20:30,551 He's like a bloody truffle pig, this one. 343 00:20:30,574 --> 00:20:33,670 Can tell a curry by smell alone? It's like a superpower. 344 00:20:33,722 --> 00:20:35,795 Gonna join the Bollywood Avengers. 345 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,393 Right, Miss Carter has gotten off safely. 346 00:20:39,428 --> 00:20:41,218 So you're coming home with me tonight, Cory. 347 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,285 All right. 348 00:20:44,379 --> 00:20:47,061 - Thanks, Sue. - Night. 349 00:20:47,585 --> 00:20:49,548 Give us a whiff. 350 00:20:52,962 --> 00:20:54,500 Just smells of curry. 351 00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:06,860 Come on. 352 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:19,179 So, you must be Cory. 353 00:21:19,761 --> 00:21:21,137 Sian, a word? 354 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,800 If there's a problem I can just... 355 00:21:22,829 --> 00:21:26,796 No problem, Cory, just give me a second. 356 00:21:27,164 --> 00:21:28,860 Don't touch anything. 357 00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:32,081 Why did you just say that? 358 00:21:32,299 --> 00:21:34,591 You can't go just bringing anyone in. 359 00:21:34,614 --> 00:21:38,161 He's not "anyone". He's a student and he's in trouble. 360 00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:40,620 Yeah, but I don't know anything about him. 361 00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:43,595 - Look, this is my house, Sian. - OUR house, 362 00:21:43,596 --> 00:21:45,611 thank you, and he is not... 363 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,853 I'm not doing this now. 364 00:21:49,385 --> 00:21:51,820 CLATTERING 365 00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:54,449 What did I just say? 366 00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:56,892 It's fine. It's fine. 367 00:21:57,111 --> 00:21:59,642 - SHE CHUCKLES - Great. 368 00:22:07,545 --> 00:22:10,206 Right, well, this is you. 369 00:22:10,939 --> 00:22:14,164 Er... Not exactly the Ritz, is it? 370 00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:16,662 But there's a sink. 371 00:22:16,982 --> 00:22:18,967 You've got a sink there. 372 00:22:18,992 --> 00:22:21,571 The bathroom's just down the, hall. 373 00:22:21,596 --> 00:22:24,715 The school's a bit of a trek, but it's, uh, just one bus, so... 374 00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:26,140 Not goin'. 375 00:22:28,115 --> 00:22:30,088 You have to come to school, Sam. 376 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:33,776 Been in this skanky uniform for three days, sir. 377 00:22:33,801 --> 00:22:35,230 I'll have to get you something, won't I? 378 00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:36,732 But you have to come. 379 00:22:37,934 --> 00:22:40,139 Are they gonna wake me when they come in? 380 00:22:40,903 --> 00:22:43,702 This is your room, Sam, you're not sharing it. 381 00:22:44,472 --> 00:22:46,814 - What, all of it? - Yeah. 382 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,766 And I'll see you tomorrow morning. 383 00:22:53,496 --> 00:22:55,300 Try and get a good night's sleep. 384 00:22:55,425 --> 00:22:57,003 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 385 00:23:15,889 --> 00:23:17,305 CLATTERING 386 00:23:17,311 --> 00:23:18,780 For God's sake. 387 00:23:24,938 --> 00:23:27,223 Hm, what? 388 00:23:28,563 --> 00:23:29,940 CLATTERING 389 00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:34,851 Sort him out. 390 00:23:41,860 --> 00:23:44,595 Oh, you're just getting a drink. 391 00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:47,613 - I woke you. - Oh, it's fine. 392 00:23:50,870 --> 00:23:52,617 Used a posh glass. 393 00:23:53,218 --> 00:23:55,072 That's a vase. 394 00:23:55,528 --> 00:23:57,388 SHE CHUCKLES 395 00:23:59,555 --> 00:24:01,791 Did taste a bit weird. 396 00:24:02,661 --> 00:24:04,260 Here. 397 00:24:05,047 --> 00:24:08,197 I'm not surprised you're thirsty after inhaling all that curry. 398 00:24:09,255 --> 00:24:11,028 Have you ever tried making it? 399 00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:14,115 You might surprise yourself. 400 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:16,368 You should ask to have a go. 401 00:24:16,369 --> 00:24:18,273 I don't know if you've noticed, miss, but... 402 00:24:18,398 --> 00:24:19,832 ... face don't fit. 403 00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:21,755 Right, grab some ingredients. 404 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,571 Zain's dad'll try it, 405 00:24:23,621 --> 00:24:26,790 next thing you know, you'll be on MasterChef. 406 00:24:28,255 --> 00:24:30,416 You've seen too many movies, miss. 407 00:24:31,906 --> 00:24:33,922 There's only one thing I'm good at. 408 00:24:34,436 --> 00:24:38,143 - Not exactly a career choice, is it, Cory? - Oh, I dunno. 409 00:24:39,533 --> 00:24:41,581 Had some pretty good reviews. 410 00:24:42,652 --> 00:24:45,380 I mean, not the sort you put on TripAdvisor like, but... 411 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:52,968 - And out of these lucky girls... - Women. 412 00:24:53,581 --> 00:24:55,097 I'm 18. 413 00:24:55,273 --> 00:24:56,694 ... women... 414 00:24:57,915 --> 00:25:02,218 ... out of all of them, how many of them have you actually liked? 415 00:25:04,190 --> 00:25:06,998 - All of them! - No, really. 416 00:25:07,637 --> 00:25:11,445 I mean, actually... actually liked. 417 00:25:12,672 --> 00:25:14,231 Does it matter? 418 00:25:15,684 --> 00:25:17,380 Yeah. 419 00:25:19,780 --> 00:25:23,212 Yeah, I think it does, I really do. 420 00:25:24,257 --> 00:25:28,171 Sex isn't just about sex, it's about... 421 00:25:30,688 --> 00:25:32,304 ... connection. 422 00:25:33,525 --> 00:25:35,398 Yeah, I guess. 423 00:25:39,956 --> 00:25:42,186 It makes me feel like I matter. 424 00:25:44,853 --> 00:25:46,763 Like I mean something. 425 00:25:49,725 --> 00:25:51,272 Just for a bit. 426 00:25:51,397 --> 00:25:54,220 You're not alone in wanting that... 427 00:25:55,367 --> 00:25:57,033 ... Cory. 428 00:26:01,442 --> 00:26:03,245 Oh! 429 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,531 No. 430 00:26:06,225 --> 00:26:07,759 Miss... 431 00:26:24,474 --> 00:26:26,421 What's he broken now? 432 00:26:27,392 --> 00:26:28,951 Nothing. 433 00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:31,399 He's fine. 434 00:26:41,731 --> 00:26:43,009 DOOR OPENS 435 00:26:43,021 --> 00:26:45,132 PHONE RINGS IN BACKGROUND 436 00:26:46,209 --> 00:26:47,831 DOOR CLOSES 437 00:26:47,893 --> 00:26:50,173 BABY GURGLES 438 00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:01,694 BABY GURGLES 439 00:27:27,054 --> 00:27:28,658 Kale? 440 00:27:28,950 --> 00:27:30,411 Cory. 441 00:27:31,190 --> 00:27:32,534 Never mind. 442 00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:35,101 Where's Miss Oakes? 443 00:27:35,226 --> 00:27:36,553 She's gone. 444 00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:39,322 Wanted to get in bright and early on her first day, didn't she? 445 00:27:39,642 --> 00:27:41,470 You've got a new head teacher. 446 00:27:44,753 --> 00:27:46,988 Hello, is that Mr Wilson? 447 00:27:47,571 --> 00:27:49,900 Hi, yes, my name's Sian Oakes, 448 00:27:49,906 --> 00:27:52,985 acting head of Ackley Bridge College. Yes. 449 00:27:53,023 --> 00:27:56,548 Mr Wilson, I need to speak to you about Cory's behaviour. 450 00:28:09,254 --> 00:28:11,578 Right, you really don't need to come in, Kaneez. 451 00:28:11,615 --> 00:28:13,863 Oh, no, no. I help you get settled in. 452 00:28:13,988 --> 00:28:16,845 You've forgotten! It's the baby brain already. 453 00:28:16,889 --> 00:28:20,796 No, you wait here, Ms Carter, and I'll sort it all. 454 00:28:21,046 --> 00:28:22,386 OK. 455 00:28:23,230 --> 00:28:25,067 BOOT OPENS 456 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:29,364 - They're very fiddly things, these are. - I can do it. 457 00:28:31,011 --> 00:28:34,010 - It's just like... - I said I can do it, Kaneez! 458 00:29:14,331 --> 00:29:15,821 Kaneez. 459 00:29:19,973 --> 00:29:22,034 I'm coming. 460 00:29:24,420 --> 00:29:26,035 I was going to lie. 461 00:29:26,073 --> 00:29:28,741 I was going to say, "Oh, I don't know where the time went," 462 00:29:29,229 --> 00:29:32,590 but it's not true, I know exactly where it went. 463 00:29:32,861 --> 00:29:35,271 It went on all the important stuff, 464 00:29:35,272 --> 00:29:37,733 you know, like reports and planning and 465 00:29:37,771 --> 00:29:40,344 scraping together an extra 48 quid a week 466 00:29:40,357 --> 00:29:42,661 so the kids don't lose Waffle Wednesday. 467 00:29:43,721 --> 00:29:46,463 And all the time, my son, my little baby boy, 468 00:29:46,482 --> 00:29:48,769 he doesn't even have a bed to sleep in! (SHE INHALES) 469 00:29:48,990 --> 00:29:53,177 And there's all this stuff, and I can't and I need... 470 00:29:53,728 --> 00:29:56,765 Do you know? I feel like... like I've run a race 471 00:29:56,890 --> 00:29:58,944 and I've crossed the line and... 472 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:03,140 ... it turns out I'm just at the start, you know, and I need to... 473 00:30:03,196 --> 00:30:06,797 - 'Cos I can't... This, um... I need to... - Ms Carter. Ms Carter. 474 00:30:06,922 --> 00:30:09,496 What you need, ALL you need, 475 00:30:09,621 --> 00:30:11,632 - is sleep. - SOBBING: Yes. 476 00:30:11,757 --> 00:30:16,390 You just got a baby come out of your body. Rest, eh? 477 00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:19,139 Tomorrow I come back with tools. 478 00:30:19,264 --> 00:30:20,479 You've got tools? 479 00:30:20,548 --> 00:30:21,851 I got tools. 480 00:30:21,876 --> 00:30:24,813 You don't think I got a fool ex-husband who disappear 481 00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:27,418 to Pakistan for months on end leaving me with a leaky sink 482 00:30:27,430 --> 00:30:31,099 and a squeaky drawer, and I'm not the Bob the bloody Builder? 483 00:30:31,224 --> 00:30:32,703 Hey? Hey? 484 00:30:32,721 --> 00:30:35,264 So you lean on me, Ms Carter. 485 00:30:35,295 --> 00:30:36,990 And the baby boy... 486 00:30:37,337 --> 00:30:39,316 ... we do this together. 487 00:30:40,061 --> 00:30:41,790 SHE SIGHS 488 00:30:41,830 --> 00:30:43,110 OK. 489 00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:46,286 - Your neighbour's well fit. - Trust me. 490 00:30:46,336 --> 00:30:49,197 Less opportunities to see her, though, now she's got them curtains. 491 00:30:49,247 --> 00:30:52,096 Zain, come on, we talked about this. "Fewer opportunities." 492 00:30:52,115 --> 00:30:55,140 "Those curtains." And maybe try not to be such a pervert. 493 00:30:56,182 --> 00:30:59,645 Ay up, new uniform! Looking fly! 494 00:30:59,830 --> 00:31:01,748 I can't believe I just said that. 495 00:31:02,293 --> 00:31:04,466 Yes. Good. Good! 496 00:31:04,491 --> 00:31:05,963 Did you watch the film? 497 00:31:06,088 --> 00:31:10,114 The thing about The Great Gatsby is that people see it as this 498 00:31:10,396 --> 00:31:13,076 big love story, when actually, 499 00:31:13,389 --> 00:31:16,013 is Daisy all that great? Hm? 500 00:31:16,550 --> 00:31:19,038 Listen, if it makes you feel any better, 501 00:31:19,056 --> 00:31:21,818 - he still looks pretty cut up about it and all. - Any takers? 502 00:31:21,943 --> 00:31:23,495 No? 503 00:31:23,496 --> 00:31:25,475 Head up, please, Naveed. 504 00:31:27,235 --> 00:31:28,883 - OK, let me ask you this... - Right, do you know what? 505 00:31:28,907 --> 00:31:31,130 ... is Gatsby all that great? 506 00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:32,430 As... 507 00:31:32,555 --> 00:31:38,814 ... as a student of the great medical practitioner, Dr Missy, 508 00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:41,212 I hereby prescribe you a night out. 509 00:31:41,337 --> 00:31:43,417 You need it, Naveed. 510 00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:48,402 TANNOY: Would Cory Wilson please make his way to Miss Oakes' office. 511 00:31:50,813 --> 00:31:52,216 Off you go. 512 00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,660 In your own time, Cory. 513 00:31:56,236 --> 00:31:58,334 - What do you think he's done? - No idea. 514 00:31:58,563 --> 00:32:00,874 - DOOR OPENS - Miss, I just wanted to say. 515 00:32:00,918 --> 00:32:02,596 - Cory! - PHONE BLEEPS 516 00:32:03,028 --> 00:32:04,938 Come and sit down. 517 00:32:05,630 --> 00:32:07,098 Right, 518 00:32:07,831 --> 00:32:11,325 I have spoken to your dad about the incident... 519 00:32:11,990 --> 00:32:16,441 ... with his girlfriend, and he's agreed to let you come back. 520 00:32:20,492 --> 00:32:22,414 Is that it? 521 00:32:24,111 --> 00:32:29,578 Yes, yeah, that's it, that's all sorted, all done. 522 00:32:31,263 --> 00:32:33,335 Yeah. That's brilliant. 523 00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:36,591 I will even drive you home myself, 524 00:32:36,642 --> 00:32:38,627 make sure he doesn't go back on his word. 525 00:32:40,562 --> 00:32:44,075 So, unless there is anything else? 526 00:32:45,891 --> 00:32:47,663 - PHONE JINGLES - Yes! 527 00:32:49,150 --> 00:32:52,572 I thought we should try to develop your cookery skills. 528 00:32:54,232 --> 00:32:56,868 Ooh, what we making? 529 00:32:56,993 --> 00:33:00,669 Curry! Specifically, a korma. 530 00:33:00,731 --> 00:33:03,862 - Ooh! - Mrs Carp and I will be your guinea pigs. 531 00:33:03,922 --> 00:33:06,590 - Ooh. - You've got one hour. 532 00:33:06,827 --> 00:33:08,756 Is this going to take an hour? 533 00:33:08,771 --> 00:33:12,171 - Any questions? - Yeah, about a million. 534 00:33:12,697 --> 00:33:14,388 You've got this. 535 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:18,979 Good luck. 536 00:33:28,873 --> 00:33:30,439 Ah. 537 00:33:30,564 --> 00:33:33,523 Not exactly what I had in mind when you said a big night out. 538 00:33:33,735 --> 00:33:35,245 Naveed, I know you're having a tough time, 539 00:33:35,269 --> 00:33:37,856 but I do not think that THIS is the answer. 540 00:33:37,981 --> 00:33:40,742 Full-time church, part-time dance academy. 541 00:33:40,755 --> 00:33:42,258 I am, by all accounts, 542 00:33:42,446 --> 00:33:44,752 - not completely terrible. - THEY LAUGH 543 00:33:44,877 --> 00:33:46,635 But you hate dancing! 544 00:33:46,671 --> 00:33:48,348 Need it for drama school, don't I? 545 00:33:48,529 --> 00:33:50,221 Come September, I have to be... 546 00:33:50,266 --> 00:33:53,022 (HE CLEARS THROAT) ... proficient in a dance of my choosing. 547 00:33:53,192 --> 00:33:55,707 And it were either this or ballet, and... 548 00:33:56,148 --> 00:33:57,365 ... you know... 549 00:33:58,151 --> 00:33:59,599 ... ballet's just a bit... 550 00:34:00,486 --> 00:34:02,278 Ballet's just a bit what? 551 00:34:02,318 --> 00:34:03,558 You know. 552 00:34:03,683 --> 00:34:05,918 Ooooh! 553 00:34:05,958 --> 00:34:09,278 Naveed Haider, you total screaming homophobe! 554 00:34:09,318 --> 00:34:10,718 Come on, let's see what you've got. 555 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,998 Five, six, seven, eight! 556 00:34:13,038 --> 00:34:14,358 PIANO PLAYS 557 00:34:24,998 --> 00:34:26,731 And then one! 558 00:34:27,278 --> 00:34:28,620 Nice work! 559 00:34:28,670 --> 00:34:30,835 LAUGHING: What's that? 560 00:34:50,517 --> 00:34:51,850 Hello. 561 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,453 - Oh. - Hi. 562 00:34:53,478 --> 00:34:56,394 Erm. Matthew, this is Nas. 563 00:34:56,589 --> 00:34:57,589 Hi. 564 00:34:57,701 --> 00:35:00,391 Friend from school. Nas, Matthew. 565 00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:02,300 Matthew is at drama school. 566 00:35:02,558 --> 00:35:04,878 Home for a bit, helping out my mum. 567 00:35:04,918 --> 00:35:09,098 Oh, I loved the piano. It was really... piano-y. 568 00:35:10,318 --> 00:35:13,041 So, I was just thinking, maybe... 569 00:35:13,813 --> 00:35:16,363 ... I don't know, do you want to get a drink? 570 00:35:20,350 --> 00:35:22,113 Probably all right, if I'm honest. 571 00:35:22,459 --> 00:35:24,388 OK. That's cool. 572 00:35:24,879 --> 00:35:26,638 Some other time, though. 573 00:35:26,763 --> 00:35:29,078 - Yeah. Yeah. - Definitely, er. 574 00:35:29,118 --> 00:35:30,330 Well, have a good... 575 00:35:31,613 --> 00:35:33,718 Nice to meet you, anyway, Nas. 576 00:35:33,758 --> 00:35:36,631 Yeah, you too. Bye-bye, Matthew. 577 00:35:37,508 --> 00:35:40,358 - Don't say it, 'cos I already know. - Why then? 578 00:35:40,398 --> 00:35:42,874 I've only just broken up with Cory. I'm not ready. 579 00:35:42,999 --> 00:35:45,078 Cory was never your boyfriend, Naveed. 580 00:35:46,025 --> 00:35:47,643 HE SIGHS 581 00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:49,598 SHE SIGHS 582 00:36:00,052 --> 00:36:02,963 Cory! This is amazing. 583 00:36:03,524 --> 00:36:05,278 Actually it is, and all. 584 00:36:05,678 --> 00:36:08,313 That tastes just like you'd get down the restaurant. 585 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:09,991 - Does it? - Mm! 586 00:36:13,819 --> 00:36:15,198 Does it? 587 00:36:27,717 --> 00:36:29,318 MISS OAKES LAUGHS 588 00:36:29,358 --> 00:36:33,798 And Mrs... Mrs Carp thinks you're some sort of curry messiah! 589 00:36:33,995 --> 00:36:35,998 I do still feel bad about that. 590 00:36:36,038 --> 00:36:37,398 No, you don't. 591 00:36:37,572 --> 00:36:38,838 No, you're right, I don't. 592 00:36:38,853 --> 00:36:40,998 I should really be giving you detention. 593 00:36:42,358 --> 00:36:43,844 Are you going to, Miss? 594 00:36:44,598 --> 00:36:46,958 No. Not going to. 595 00:36:48,522 --> 00:36:49,988 Is this you? 596 00:36:53,307 --> 00:36:56,695 Well, once you've let yourself in, give me a wave. 597 00:37:00,198 --> 00:37:02,444 Let me know everything's OK, OK? 598 00:37:09,038 --> 00:37:10,560 Yeah. 599 00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:34,567 Get in. 600 00:37:42,031 --> 00:37:43,598 Cheers, Lorraine. 601 00:37:43,884 --> 00:37:45,274 Good as new that. 602 00:37:45,281 --> 00:37:47,836 You know you should really learn how to put in your own staples. 603 00:37:47,961 --> 00:37:49,771 Seriously, how old are you? 604 00:37:50,933 --> 00:37:54,318 - Your Majesty. - Martin. A word. 605 00:37:56,389 --> 00:37:58,258 Well, you're an idiot, aren't you, bro? 606 00:37:58,328 --> 00:38:00,452 Seriously, how old are you? 607 00:38:08,368 --> 00:38:12,395 - Before you say anything... - I had the hostel on the phone yesterday. 608 00:38:12,598 --> 00:38:15,086 They said you were alone in the room with Sam Murgatroyd. 609 00:38:15,276 --> 00:38:16,543 Door shut. 610 00:38:17,345 --> 00:38:20,025 Come on. You can't seriously be insinuating... 611 00:38:20,038 --> 00:38:21,829 I am repeating what they said. 612 00:38:22,324 --> 00:38:23,737 She's gay. 613 00:38:24,614 --> 00:38:26,373 I don't see what that has to do with anything. 614 00:38:26,397 --> 00:38:30,409 - No obviously, obviously her sexuality... - Martin. Stop. 615 00:38:30,534 --> 00:38:31,958 Look, I'm not having a go. 616 00:38:31,998 --> 00:38:34,037 It is a non-issue, I dealt with it. 617 00:38:34,438 --> 00:38:37,228 I'm telling you to remind you that these safeguards are in place 618 00:38:37,253 --> 00:38:39,412 to protect you, as well as the kids. 619 00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:42,223 I don't need reminding about safeguards but thank you. 620 00:38:42,478 --> 00:38:43,896 Happy to draw a line. 621 00:38:48,838 --> 00:38:52,913 Look, I am really sorry for putting you in this position. 622 00:38:54,638 --> 00:38:56,238 Thank you for saying that. 623 00:38:56,278 --> 00:38:59,972 And I'm sorry for the, y'know, bowing and stuff. 624 00:39:00,097 --> 00:39:01,941 Actually quite liked that. 625 00:39:03,558 --> 00:39:04,750 Martin. 626 00:39:05,266 --> 00:39:06,439 You care. 627 00:39:06,489 --> 00:39:09,315 But you've got to remember to look after yourself too. 628 00:39:09,638 --> 00:39:12,040 We're doing the kids no favours if we can't do that. 629 00:39:12,661 --> 00:39:13,758 Yeah. 630 00:39:21,158 --> 00:39:24,278 - Do you need a hand with them, sir? - No, thank you, Sam. 631 00:39:24,318 --> 00:39:26,793 Tell you what. That bus journey's a flippin' nightmare, isn't it? 632 00:39:26,794 --> 00:39:28,848 - Don't suppose I could cadge a lift? - Err. 633 00:39:28,868 --> 00:39:30,912 I don't think that's appropriate. 634 00:39:31,148 --> 00:39:34,073 And I don't want to talk about work anyway, so... 635 00:39:34,590 --> 00:39:37,251 Look, I'll see you tomorrow, OK? 636 00:39:50,037 --> 00:39:52,973 Oi, man. Pass it here. 637 00:39:53,098 --> 00:39:55,526 - Give it here. - Oh, you think you're big, do you? 638 00:39:55,536 --> 00:39:57,640 Are you going to throw another tray again? 639 00:40:07,114 --> 00:40:08,547 Where's your tie? 640 00:40:09,373 --> 00:40:11,767 - My what? - Detention, half an hour. 641 00:40:11,813 --> 00:40:13,060 You know my rules. 642 00:40:13,958 --> 00:40:16,452 Now don't be mad, but... 643 00:40:21,692 --> 00:40:23,478 You've catfished him, Nasreen. 644 00:40:23,518 --> 00:40:25,569 You've literally been a victim of catfishing. 645 00:40:25,694 --> 00:40:26,831 Yeah, but... 646 00:40:27,278 --> 00:40:31,490 Technically I don't think it counts if you go on the date? 647 00:40:35,878 --> 00:40:37,693 Don't wait up for me, Mammy. 648 00:40:52,918 --> 00:40:55,659 Is he cute? Oh, I bet he's so cute. 649 00:40:55,689 --> 00:40:57,913 Does he smell like a baby? You know, with a newborn... 650 00:40:57,964 --> 00:41:00,035 Yeah, of course he smells like a real baby, you know, 651 00:41:00,059 --> 00:41:04,187 but she very fragile, so be careful, I'm just saying. 652 00:41:05,038 --> 00:41:08,911 Oh, yes, hello. Come in. Come in. 653 00:41:08,926 --> 00:41:13,240 You're like a bloody superwoman, you. Buildin' this all yourself. 654 00:41:13,425 --> 00:41:16,406 Razia had me knocked out for two days straight. 655 00:41:16,678 --> 00:41:19,713 Well, I had a bit of help to get me started, didn't I? 656 00:41:20,409 --> 00:41:23,270 And now you have a bit of help to finish, eh? 657 00:41:36,356 --> 00:41:39,612 Right then, if you want to pack away your stuff you can go. 658 00:41:40,484 --> 00:41:44,527 Make sure your uniforms are pristine tomorrow. 659 00:42:09,477 --> 00:42:10,758 Cory... 660 00:42:11,401 --> 00:42:12,703 wait. 661 00:42:18,816 --> 00:42:20,113 Don't go. 662 00:42:36,935 --> 00:42:38,147 You OK? 663 00:42:39,064 --> 00:42:40,881 Yeah, erm... 664 00:42:41,052 --> 00:42:42,895 Keep getting scared I'll break something. 665 00:42:43,078 --> 00:42:44,504 Oh, don't worry. 666 00:42:45,518 --> 00:42:48,758 Oliver will be doing that before too long, won't he? 667 00:42:48,798 --> 00:42:51,016 By the way, I never got the chance to say thank you. 668 00:42:51,026 --> 00:42:52,678 For what you did the other day. Just... 669 00:42:52,845 --> 00:42:56,782 Just for understanding it and for understanding me. 670 00:42:59,252 --> 00:43:01,193 School is not going to be the same without you. 671 00:43:01,318 --> 00:43:02,393 Oh, you'll be fine. 672 00:43:03,526 --> 00:43:05,299 The school's in safe hands. 673 00:43:15,039 --> 00:43:17,358 I was thinking about what you said. 674 00:43:18,910 --> 00:43:21,438 About sex needing a connection. 675 00:43:27,558 --> 00:43:29,038 I felt it. 676 00:43:31,398 --> 00:43:33,545 I felt a connection. 677 00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:54,998 I googled you. 678 00:43:55,465 --> 00:43:57,758 I may have also googled you. 679 00:43:59,003 --> 00:44:01,665 But I couldn't find anything, not a thing. 680 00:44:02,145 --> 00:44:04,243 - Are you a spy? - Um, no, 681 00:44:04,268 --> 00:44:06,233 so, Matthew is my stage name. 682 00:44:06,358 --> 00:44:08,563 My real name is Barney. 683 00:44:09,691 --> 00:44:11,788 So your mum called you Barney Barnes. 684 00:44:11,832 --> 00:44:13,767 - She thought it'd make me stand out. - Yep, 685 00:44:13,779 --> 00:44:15,764 well as Ackley's most prominent gay Muslim 686 00:44:15,796 --> 00:44:17,624 I know exactly how much fun that is. 687 00:44:17,749 --> 00:44:19,848 Just wait till you get to drama school, 688 00:44:19,910 --> 00:44:22,758 you can be as gay and Muslim as you like. 689 00:44:22,798 --> 00:44:25,638 Which you'll need to distract from your dancing. 690 00:44:25,678 --> 00:44:27,558 Ey. 691 00:44:35,459 --> 00:44:37,250 What is he doing? 692 00:44:38,383 --> 00:44:41,195 I think, he's being happy. 693 00:44:41,508 --> 00:44:42,980 Ow. 694 00:44:43,630 --> 00:44:45,078 Sorry. 695 00:44:45,118 --> 00:44:46,636 It's OK. 696 00:44:58,659 --> 00:45:00,249 This ain't it. 697 00:45:00,838 --> 00:45:02,410 I'm going to drop you here. 698 00:45:02,453 --> 00:45:04,338 It's a ten minute walk. 699 00:45:04,958 --> 00:45:07,946 We've got to be careful, Cory. 700 00:45:08,838 --> 00:45:10,500 So careful. 701 00:45:11,991 --> 00:45:14,107 No-one can know. 702 00:45:21,373 --> 00:45:23,771 Don't we want to do this again, don't we? 703 00:45:29,864 --> 00:45:31,561 I get it. 704 00:45:32,783 --> 00:45:34,612 I know you do. 705 00:45:37,718 --> 00:45:40,278 Same time, same place tomorrow, OK? 706 00:45:46,942 --> 00:45:48,638 Save it for tomorrow. 707 00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:53,523 Cool. 708 00:45:59,441 --> 00:46:00,950 Cory? 709 00:46:02,152 --> 00:46:05,365 I won't be driving you so bring your bike. 710 00:46:23,751 --> 00:46:28,751 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 50545

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