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Cierra, what's going on?
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-The fog is coming.
-Wait, wait.
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-We gotta run.
-Wait. Wait! What's the fog?
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Why would I know what the fog is?
Do I look like a fogologist to you?
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'Cause you're a Virgo. You always
be knowing some random shit.
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Ashanti, when has
a mysterious fog ever been good?
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Has there ever in the history of everdom
been a fog
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that has cleared up your acne,
picked you up from the airport,
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or texted you when your man
was in the club? No!
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Let's go! Come on!
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Don't act like I'm the one out here
asking dumb questions, okay?
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You see, what your problem is,
you're not a good motivator, okay?
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You know I don't respond well
to negative reinforcement.
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Maybe if you took a more amicable tone,
I might--
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Damn, I'm ashy.
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Girl, you gotta do better.
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This is just like that time you thought
Danae's paper cut was a sinkhole.
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...you think I'd be jealous?
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Okay, okay. My turn. Never have I ever
stolen Wet n Wild makeup
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-from the drugstore.
-Oh, please.
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Robin, why would you say
something you've actually done?
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-Strategy.
-Who strategizes Never Have I Ever?
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-A winner, bitch! Ashley, your turn.
-Okay.
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Never have I ever stolen a boyfriend
from my cousin Quinta.
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-Wait, me "cousin Quinta"?
-I told you that in confidence.
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-"Strategy."
-Sorry, Quinta. It was Dre.
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Dre? Who cares? He had
a Flintstone dick. It's fine.
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W-what's--what's a Flintstone dick?
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You have to use
your feet to make it work.
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Gabrielle, you go.
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Okay. Uh, never have I ever...
Done a walk of shame.
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-You've never done a walk of shame?
-I wasn't ashamed, okay?
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-Quinta, go.
-Okay.
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Never have I ever sent love poetry
to Cornel West
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and gotten a cease and desist in return.
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Man... This game is stupid.
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Let's just watch something on TV.
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We got "Beale Street," "Aladdin"...
Black Panther and them other niggas...
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Ooh, "Baby Boy"!
I haven't seen this in ages.
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No, we canceled that movie.
Misogyny.
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I'm not canceling anything
with Tyrese in it.
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I still fap
to that Coca-Cola commercial.
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Breathe, Roy. Just breathe.
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This ain't the opening of Clementine's
Rib Shack and Shoe Repair, Floyd!
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This the Aphrodite Theater, jack!
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And we getting paid
in real money this time.
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A man can only eat so many ribs.
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Speak for yourself, Josephus.
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Bring it in, fellas.
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Let's hit it and git it.
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And now, put your hands togetherfor Claude and The Boppers
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singing their family-friendly hit
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that's taken America'ssweet tooth by storm,
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"Ice-Cream Shop."
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Also, I'm 'bout to flip it and dip it.
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Try to keep up.
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One!
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Two!
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One, two!
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One, two, three, four!
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Girl, you're a stone-cold fox,
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capable of...driving a truck
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or giving birth to our babies--
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or not.
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Your uterus is yours
to do with as you will.
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Holy Jesus.
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-That's it!
-Come on, Claude.
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-Stop! Stop!
-Let's go!
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Uh, we...
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See, my job is not to supply
the conspiracy theory.
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It's to be patient enough to let
the conspiracy theory supply me.
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See--see--see, our black family unit
is under threat.
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Our men are unfocused
and unproductive,
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doing frivolous things
like getting therapy and smiling.
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Women are supposed
to be the keepers of the home,
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but today's sisters are trying to exist
outside the role of wife and mother.
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But if you're a wife or a mother,you don't belong outside.
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Take your shoes off.
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See--see,white people will have you believe
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that our original sin is our existence,
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but their original sin is puttingraisins in food where it doesn't belong.
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Jesus only ate his grandma's
mac and cheese, and so do I.
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They'll tell you a black maninvented the traffic light,
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but they won't tell youthat he also invented
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the colors yellow, red, and green.
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But I'll tell you
in my new, self-published book,
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"I Hate My Green Eyes and Ham."
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You have to ignore the empirical
evidence that contradicts your beliefs!
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Think about it! "Empirical."
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"Empire." Free Jussie.
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Free your mind. Free En Vogue.
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Every morning,
I wake up one hour early
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to put on my Fenty highlighter
before my man wakes up.
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I'm exhausted, but I can't let bae see
me with my bare face, you know?
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I've never been barefaced
in front of a man.
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I'm afraid all the athletes I date
wouldn't know what to do with a woman
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who takes her cheekbones off
every night.
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Consider this.
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Do they even appreciate that you
put 'em on in the first place?
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Moreover, is a partner who doesn't
appreciate the cheek work
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deserving of the cheek twerk?
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I never thought of that, there.
That's good.
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Sydney, just sleep in.
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Your face got this.
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The baddest I feel
is when my man worships
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at the temple of my natural, flat face.
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I wish I could have
a flat face all the time.
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-Girl, what?
-Tina, let Mya finish.
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Now, what's going on
under that lace front of yours?
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Well, sometimes I wish I was
not a bad bitch all the time.
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Like, sometimes I wish I was just...
a okay bitch.
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We don't use that type
of language up in here, bitch.
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It's just a lot of pressure!
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Like, I wanna wear
normal house slippers,
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not three-inch-heel house shoes.
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Ay, stop whining.
Listen, being a bad bitch is an honor.
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We didn't choose this life.
This life chose us.
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Sometimes I just wanna sit down for five
minutes without wearing a waist trainer!
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-Oh, this ho tryna take deep breaths?
-Yes!
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Breathe when you die, honey. Okay?
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Bitches, please.
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Now, Mya, can you tell us
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where this incredibly fucked-up
feeling is coming from?
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Well, I saw this lady walking
down the street without lashes on.
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And she didn't seem burdened
by the pressures of having bald eyes!
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She seemed fine being a okay bitch.
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How you know she was a okay bitch?
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She could've been a bad bitch
with alopecia.
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-Ooh, I've seen those.
-That's what it was.
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No. She was an okay bitch.
I could tell by her wedges.
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Well, there's nothing wrong
with being an okay bitch.
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-What?
-This bitch done lost her mind.
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-As long as you're not a basic bitch.
-Okay. She found it.
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I just don't know
how I'm supposed to feel safe
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in the presence
of a aspiring okay bitch.
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Her attendance here undermines the whole
notion of the Bad Bitch Support Group.
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I'm not going nowhere.
This is a support group.
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Y'all supposed to be here to support me,
and I don't feel supported right now.
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What is happening with Subject Four?
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She seems to have built up
an immunity to the Foxycodone.
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Double her dosage.
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If women start rejecting
impossible beauty standards,
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we'll go out of business.
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But, ma'am, i-it isn't safe.
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She's already
at All-Star Weekend levels.
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I said... Double it!
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-What was that?
-What is that?
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-Oh, my--what?
-What's that?
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-Is everything okay in there?
-Yes. Keep going.
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Must be some kickball bitches
next door.
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Oh, they must have on flat shoes.
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Okay, let me get this straight.
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So MJ, R. Kelly, Cosby... Canceled.
But I need clarity on the particulars.
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Like, yes, Mel Gibson
is a racist asshole...
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But I can still watch "Lethal Weapon"
for Danny Glover, right?
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And I fap to Danny Glover too, so...
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It's like a school group project, okay?
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If one person fucks up,
everyone gets canceled.
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Canceled for how long, though?
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What about "Mike Tyson Mysteries"?
If he did the time, the cartoon is fine.
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The cartoon is not fine.
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Okay, what if I'm trying
to get into an empty house
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but the family forgot
to turn off the TV,
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so when I get inside, "Naked Gun" is on
but it's the scene with O.J.?
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Well, the burglary is iffy,
but O.J. on TV?
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-Turn around and walk right out.
-Wait a minute!
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-Ashley has R. Kelly on her phone.
-No.
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Oh, "I Believe I Can Fly."
Do you, now, Ashley?
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-I believe you a lie. Delete.
-No!
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It was the Jessica Simpson cover.
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-You should've just said it was R Kelly.
-Okay. So we playing like that?
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-Robin, where's your phone?
-Oh, you think I'm dumb enough
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to take your phone and not hide mine?
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-Quinta's dumb enough.
-Hey.
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Is this a GIF of John Travolta
looking confused in "Pulp Fiction"?
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Weinstein produced that movie. Delete!
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My GIF! Come on.
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Ooh, she broke it.
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-Bitch... You gon' die.
-No, no, no, no, no.
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-I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you!
-Quinta! Quinta!
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This is of the utmost importance
to national security.
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Are you sure you can handle it?
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Oh, I-I-I'm not-- I work in IT.
I'm not a spy.
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It's me. I'm the agent. I'm Trinity.
So yeah.
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Trinity is incredible.
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Her regular-looking face makes her
nearly invisible in the field,
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but around here, she's a real legend.
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Sorry to interrupt. It's Trinity's
birthday. Can you sign her card?
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Uh, I'm sitting right here.
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Well, you can sign it too.
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Just drop it by my desk
when you're done, okay?
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Make sure not to tell Trinity.
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Just tell me about the mission.
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The syndicate's cover business
is a record label
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called We Do International
Crimes Records, Pew Pew Pew.
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No, it's pronounced...
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We'll need you to gain access to the
building, which isn't going to be easy.
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Their security is tighter
than Jada Pinkett's mom's abs.
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Tight.
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Last week, a top-level agent
was at a place like that
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and just walked right in.
It was Agent...
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-Trinity.
-No, that's not it.
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We need you to obtain a hard drive
from Reynaldo Artiste's office.
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You may know him as Larceny-O Hall.
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He invented going "skrrt!" on records.
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Oh, he also runs
the international crime ring.
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Reynaldo has a private security guard
who's so off the grid,
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the CIA has not been able
to ascertain anything about him.
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We've given him a code name:
Invisible Man.
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The only thing we do know: he's deadly.
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He'll never even know I was there.
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Oh, I know where I know you from.
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You're my son's kindergarten teacher.
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You know me from meeting me
a minute ago, here, at the CIA.
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No.
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I'm in.
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You ain't slick. I see you, Trinity.
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Invisible Man is a woman?
A black woman?
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Do we know each other?
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I've been watching youfor a very long time.
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I wouldn't do that if I were you.
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Set off any of the sensors, and the roomwill fill with nerve gas.
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You'll be dead in 30 seconds.
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Good luck, sis.
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Ugh, what are you supposed to be,
like, my evil twin or something?
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Don't flatter yourself.
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I actually have a face shape
that can carry off this haircut.
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Do you, though?
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You know I'm gonna have
to kill you now, right?
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Not if I kill you first.
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Wow. You're good.
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Yeah, I haven't had
to fight like this in years.
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The last time I fought an assassin,
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he saw some chick with a long weave
down the block, and he just...
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Wandered away. Yeah.
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Wait. Stop fighting.
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Do you like working for Reynaldo?
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I mean, we grew up together,
and I really care about him.
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Oh, honey.
No matter how good you get at this,
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-it's not gonna get him to notice you.
-I know.
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Look, I'm just here for a hard drive,
okay? Give it to me,
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Reynaldo goes down for this alone,
and the CIA never has to hear about you.
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I'll give you a five-minute head start
to do what you do best: disappear.
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-Top left drawer.
-What?
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Damn. She's good.
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We're living in the Matrix.
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See--see, truth tellers like myself
have got to be fearless.
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We have to be brave enough
to stand up and say,
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"We are all descended
from the Asiatic black woman."
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Her name was Ermaline.
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See, I reject geometry.
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It's just the ancient white man's way
of trying to shape our world.
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Think about it. A triangle is just
the white body upside down.
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It's top-heavy.
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If a white woman stands accused
of a crime, she definitely did it.
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But if a black woman stands accused,
she didn't do that shit.
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And another time, I saw a sister
holding a bloody knife,
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standing over a dead body, yelling,
"I merked this nigga!"
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But as far as I'm concerned,
on that day,
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not nary a nigga was merked.
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I'm Dr. Haddassah OlayinkaAli-Youngman, pre-PhD,
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and this is my masterclass.
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Although I reject the term "master"
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because I will never be enslaved
mentally, physically, nor spiritually,
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metaphysically, biologically,
specifically, pacifically,
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Michael Ealy, Robert Ealey,
none of the Lees...
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Wow! She's here. She really had
the nerve to show her face
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like she didn't break up with me via the
comments section of a Venmo transaction.
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She act like she can't see me.
Oh, that's what we doing?
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-Drea, help me get on this table.
-Oh, my God. Please don't do this.
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I got eight exes in this corner alone,
and you don't see me causin' a scene.
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This is my shit.
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Is she really gonna stand there like
we not about to get back together
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12 more times
before we break up for good?
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The audacity. The gall. The temerity.
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You know what? She gonna do me dirty,
I'ma take her to the car wash.
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Is this nigga copying me?
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-Are you even listening? I'm in crisis!
-Shut up. You're in crisis?
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-This bitch is biting!
-Girl, who cares?
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If I wanted to see drama, I would
just watch a Tyler Perry comedy.
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Oh, hell nah. I did not watch
"Hotline Bling" 42 times
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to be disrespected like this.
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-I'm sorry, babe.
-Okay, babe.
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Let me just get down.
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Rolling the dice? That's Drea's shit.
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Drea! Drea! Wake up!
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Girl, wake up!
You not even out to your grams yet.
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How I'ma explain
you died at a lesbian party?
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Girl, wake up. Don't be dead.
Come on, Drea.
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-You sure you're okay?
-Man, I'm Gucci.
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You think I'm tryna leave the turnup
just 'cause I passed out in the alleyway
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-under mysterious circumstances?
-No.
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This my shit!
294
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-Why are you dancing like that?
-Like what?
295
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Like you not cutting the rug, like
the rug is cutting you. Quit playing.
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What's wrong with us?
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00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,880
That bitch literally stole
our dance moves!
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"Pulp Fiction."
Weinstein produced that movie.
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-Oh, my God! Don't-- Delete.
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My GIF!
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Ooh, she broke it.
302
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-Bitch... You gon' die.
-No, no, no, no, no.
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I'm gonna kill you. I'm going
to kill her! I'm gonna kill you!
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When I get free of Gabrielle,
you are mad dead.
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00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:43,160
-Girl, calm down. It's just a phone!
-Yeah, it's not the end of the world.
306
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Oh, right. It is.
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My bad. That's on me.
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If you dine on swine,
you'll live to only be nine.
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00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,080
Everybody knows it.
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I know fish is delicious,
but so is family. Said the Donner Party.
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What? Now I'm making cannibal jokes?
I don't know.
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You may know him as
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Larceny-o...
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Hall!
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This class is not free, but I do accept
EBT. No, I have more! Oh, shit.
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