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No, that movie was irreplaceable.
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Shut it.
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Where's that magic tape?
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I'll never give you that tape.
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You still owe me late fees.
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Fuck your late charges!
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Don't you understand?
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You can't have that power.
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It belongs to someone who can
use it for world domination.
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Someone who's worth it.
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Like me.
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Fuck you and your fucking mustache.
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Tear this place apart!
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Kill him!
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Aha!
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I am terminating your membership.
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Shoot him!
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Kill yourself.
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Kill yourself. Kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
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Kill yourself.
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Aha!
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Get over here!
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Bring it.
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Amateur.
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You have served your master well.
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The video store will rise again.
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Tonight,
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beers are on me.
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Everyone I run into today...
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Huh?
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It's the king of the fairies!
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He needs help.
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The bubbles means it's working.
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Do you think he has a tummy ache?
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Get some water from the ditch.
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Maybe he needs fairy dust.
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We have to go.
We'll check on you soon.
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I hope you feel better.
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He's not bleeding anymore.
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And his bug friends came to help him.
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We brought you some more fairy dust.
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He's asleep. Let's go.
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Damn, man! He stinks.
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Well, if you'd have
buried him the first time,
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we wouldn't have this
problem now, would we?
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If you're waiting for him
to smell any better,
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it ain't gonna happen.
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So whenever you're ready, feel free.
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We should've never
touched that green stuff.
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I'm telling you
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we should've never touched it.
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Why the hell is he in a tutu?
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He's gone.
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He got better and flew away.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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When I tell you to do
something, you do it!
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What is that?
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No.
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You're just like Mama.
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Shit for brains!
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Please help me. Please!
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Hurry, hurry.
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No!
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What the fuck do you
think you're doing, boy?
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Get out of here, now.
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No.
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I should've done this a long time ago.
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Shit for brains!
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Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
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Are you sure about this, Jay? I...
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I think I'm just
gonna stand in the back.
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Oh, come on, little cuz.
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Only wimps stand in the back.
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You need to experience
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the fury of Cock Strangler up close.
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You're gonna love this, little bud.
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It's death metal.
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D-E-A-T-H metal.
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Greetings, puny earthlings.
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I am Lord Cock,
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and these are my servants
in cockering and debauchery.
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Together, we are Cock Strangler.
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This first one is called
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Traveling Through Time
as Embryonic Fecal Matter.
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Jay, I think I'm gonna get out of...
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Louise.
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I'd like you to visualize
your husband's face.
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I see him.
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Now when I say your name again...
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I want you to see me.
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Your Steven.
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No holding back.
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Not anymore.
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I'm sorry I hurt you, Louise.
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Do you even understand
how stupid that sounds?
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Calm down.
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There is nothing
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that can hurt you physically.
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Doctor, what's happening to us?
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We are all connected, Louise.
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Specifically, you and I
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are more connected
than most, at this moment.
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I don't wanna hurt you.
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Then stop hurting yourself, Louise.
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I love you, Louise.
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I wanna fix this.
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You wanna fix this...
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You fucked your assistant.
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God knows how many times.
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And even after I found out,
you invited her into our home.
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- As if nothing had happened!
- Yes.
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Let him know.
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Communicate it.
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Let it all go!
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I gave you everything.
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And what did you do?
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You shit on me.
You shit on us.
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And every time I think of your face,
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I want to spit on you.
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I'm gonna make sure that you
know every day, until you die,
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what a shit you are.
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Now open your eyes,
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and see the physical manifestation
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of your hatred.
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Hate shows itself
in a million different ways.
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And now that it is
no longer inside of you,
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you can do anything.
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- Dr. Christian.
- Get out!
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You're early, Steven.
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Thank you.
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On this, our final day,
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we all gather to pay tribute
to our brother.
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For our sins, our anger,
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our secret desires,
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all go with him.
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Hi.
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Without his sacrifice...
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In purity
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and with righteousness.
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Thank you.
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Really, kid?
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Thank you.
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Because he journeys into the darkness,
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we may all go on forever
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in the light.
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I'm really sorry about this.
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No, it's fine.
I'm here all day.
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- Got it!
- Great.
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Thank you. That was delicious.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Because he journeys into the darkness,
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we may all go on forever
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in the light.
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So that we may live forever
in the light.
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So that we may live forever
in the light.
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So that we may live forever
in the light.
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So that we may live forever
in the light.
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Amen.
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Amen.
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Your food is ready, sir.
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I hope you enjoyed your meal, sir.
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Thank you, sir.
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Your car is waiting.
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Can you not do that?
You're scaring off the fish.
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Yeah, right.
When I was a kid...
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- Here we go.
- ...My dad used to throw me in as bait.
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- Bullshit.
- It's true, man.
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It doesn't even matter.
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I mean, whether we're casting lines,
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picking up skanks at the bar.
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Doesn't matter, I always go
home with the biggest prize.
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Yeah, the biggest prize.
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Hey, fatties count, right?
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Catch. What a fucking day, man.
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I'm gonna get a sandwich.
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Hey, Garrett, something's on your line.
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Your line, you got something
hooked on the line.
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- Pull. Pull.
- No, I got it. I got it.
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Oh, shit. Garrett, I got you.
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Come up. Come on, Garrett.
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Come on, buddy.
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Grab the pole.
Grab the fucking pole.
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I don't even know what it is,
but it's fucking huge, man.
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Holy shit!
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- Dude, grab the tail.
- Put it down. Help me out.
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Pull it.
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Lift that up. Come on.
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Here we go.
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It's okay, stop! Fuck!
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It's a fucking fish, man.
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It's a fucking mermaid.
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No, listen to me.
Are you crazy? Look at her.
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- This is a person.
- I caught it, it's my fish.
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I'm killing it, man.
Catch of the day, buddy.
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Bullshit, stop it! No!
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Just get off!
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Hey, I'm not gonna let him touch you.
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What, you're in love with the thing?
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No, I'm just not gonna let you kill her.
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Back off, Garrett.
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It's okay.
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I won't let him touch you.
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I gotta say, man.
You had me going.
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Thought you were really in love
with this one or something.
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Well, what can I say.
You can't win 'em all.
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I'd call you a cheat, but fuck it.
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- To the catch of the day.
- Catch of the day.
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Jesus, pipe down, you little shit.
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Don't know why it's
so fucking hard these days.
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Do you ever get the feeling
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what you're doing
is completely pointless.
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I'm serious.
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Every day, every year,
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it all just blends into one.
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What am I achieving?
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What am I actually
contributing to anyone's life?
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Well, you know, what
you're doing is important.
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Yeah? Kids need to be afraid.
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Well, you're helping Santa, if anything.
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Yeah, well, it's all awesome for him.
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Everybody loves Santa,
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but how am I gonna be remembered?
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Some miserable goat-fuck
that ruins people's lives.
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Where's my appreciation?
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'Cause it's not like this
makes me feel good anymore.
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I don't wanna be remembered
as Krampus the Christmas
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whilst everyone wanks
over that fat, smug prick.
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Yeah, fuck you and your fucking beard.
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You haven't got it
in you anymore, have you?
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You remember that beating you gave me?
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You remember that?
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Yeah.
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When was the last time
you felt like that?
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You know what, though?
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I could have been a good guy.
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I want the fucking Coke endorsement.
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Well, you know, it's not too late.
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Put a bit of Christmas
spirit into that cold,
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cold heart of yours.
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Start right now, if you want.
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All you've got to do
is just take this off.
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- Really?
- Yeah, of course.
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- Just you and me?
- Yep.
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Best of friends.
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Spreading Christmas cheer
and making people happy.
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Now that's how I wanna be remembered.
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Just the two of us?
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Yeah, it's just you and me, pal.
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- Taking on the world.
- Yeah.
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Like in Cop and a Half!
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Bit weird.
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"I'm an eight-year-old with a badge!"
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Except that could be you,
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and I can be Burt Reynolds.
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Yeah, you know, just take these off.
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We are buddies, right?
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Yeah, of course.
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You're like a brother to me.
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You're all that I know.
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They're gonna sing songs about this.
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About us.
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Now I'm gonna be a
chocolate in a calendar.
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Fuck you, Krampus, you thick cunt.
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What are you doing?
What about Cop and a Half?
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Oh, fuck.
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Have you ever seen Cop and a Half?
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Ah!
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Honey, dinner!
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Mmm.
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No!
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- Hi, how are we doing today?
- Fine.
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We're missionaries from The Church of
Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
274
01:06:02,639 --> 01:06:04,406
We go around preaching
the teachings of Jesus
275
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:06,042
and how they can bless our lives.
276
01:06:06,075 --> 01:06:08,010
We were wondering if you'd be
interested in learning more.
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01:06:08,044 --> 01:06:10,279
We have our own religion, thank you.
278
01:06:10,312 --> 01:06:11,981
Do you have a faith in Christ yourself?
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01:06:12,014 --> 01:06:13,650
Yes, I do, but...
280
01:06:13,683 --> 01:06:15,484
Well, we'd just like to
add to your faith.
281
01:06:15,517 --> 01:06:17,519
I'm Elder Dean, this is Elder Archibald.
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01:06:17,553 --> 01:06:18,688
Hello.
283
01:06:19,756 --> 01:06:21,223
He doesn't say much, does he?
284
01:06:24,060 --> 01:06:26,295
Yeah, I'm more of the talker.
What's your name?
285
01:06:26,328 --> 01:06:28,765
Look, you two seem like nice boys,
286
01:06:28,798 --> 01:06:30,833
but my husband isn't in right now,
287
01:06:30,867 --> 01:06:32,334
and I would really feel more comfortable
288
01:06:32,368 --> 01:06:34,270
if you would come back when he's here.
289
01:06:34,303 --> 01:06:36,038
- No.
- Excuse me?
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01:06:36,072 --> 01:06:37,640
Yeah, that's not gonna work for us.
291
01:06:37,674 --> 01:06:39,575
But we can discuss it more inside.
292
01:06:39,608 --> 01:06:41,277
You're not coming in here.
293
01:06:41,310 --> 01:06:43,913
Uh, yeah, I'm afraid we are.
294
01:06:44,413 --> 01:06:45,481
Elder.
295
01:06:56,358 --> 01:06:57,727
So, is this what you're working on?
296
01:07:01,463 --> 01:07:04,400
You know, I'm pretty handy
with a hammer.
297
01:07:04,433 --> 01:07:07,169
Maybe Elder Archibald and I
can help you out.
298
01:07:07,203 --> 01:07:08,570
Would you like that?
299
01:07:10,172 --> 01:07:11,874
You can let her speak.
300
01:07:11,908 --> 01:07:13,475
Why are you doing this?
301
01:07:22,351 --> 01:07:25,688
Please. You can take my money.
302
01:07:25,722 --> 01:07:29,125
Just please don't hurt me.
Let me go, please.
303
01:07:31,127 --> 01:07:32,461
Hold her down.
304
01:08:01,357 --> 01:08:02,391
What happened?
305
01:08:02,424 --> 01:08:04,160
Why would you do this?
306
01:08:05,127 --> 01:08:06,228
I don't understand.
307
01:08:08,030 --> 01:08:09,331
Oh, no.
308
01:08:22,979 --> 01:08:25,381
Oh, I'm so glad you're home.
309
01:08:25,414 --> 01:08:27,249
What have you done?
310
01:08:28,117 --> 01:08:30,586
They bashed my face in.
311
01:08:31,821 --> 01:08:33,189
You're fine.
312
01:08:34,556 --> 01:08:36,625
You're... You're fine.
313
01:09:00,983 --> 01:09:02,018
Em?
314
01:09:03,685 --> 01:09:05,254
Em.
315
01:09:05,287 --> 01:09:08,757
All right, let's get this over with.
I got a date in 20 minutes.
316
01:09:08,791 --> 01:09:11,861
What are we dealing with?
A cockroach? A mouse?
317
01:09:15,364 --> 01:09:16,866
Spider.
318
01:09:25,241 --> 01:09:26,275
Oh, my God!
319
01:09:28,177 --> 01:09:30,079
I can't believe you killed that thing.
320
01:09:33,115 --> 01:09:35,051
Don't move.
321
01:09:41,490 --> 01:09:43,092
That's just the baby.
322
01:09:55,604 --> 01:09:57,373
Is it... Is it gone?
323
01:10:05,581 --> 01:10:07,049
Is it gone?
324
01:16:23,692 --> 01:16:25,227
Put your mouth on it.
325
01:17:10,639 --> 01:17:12,508
There's one thing that
I know to be true in my heart
326
01:17:12,541 --> 01:17:14,943
and millions of good Christians
out there also know it,
327
01:17:14,976 --> 01:17:18,680
that is that the Almighty is
tired of mankind playing God.
328
01:17:18,714 --> 01:17:21,350
And now, he visits his judgment upon us.
329
01:17:21,383 --> 01:17:23,985
We must pray together for forgiveness.
330
01:17:24,019 --> 01:17:26,288
So one theory is, the virus is a result
331
01:17:26,322 --> 01:17:29,358
of the recent meteorite impact
in Southern Australia.
332
01:17:29,391 --> 01:17:31,627
The fact is, the impact was on May 23.
333
01:17:31,660 --> 01:17:34,896
The first recorded outbreak
of the M216 virus
334
01:17:34,930 --> 01:17:37,466
was on May 24, one day later.
335
01:17:37,499 --> 01:17:40,936
Professor, if you had read
the Institute's manuscript,
336
01:17:40,969 --> 01:17:42,371
that came out yesterday...
337
01:17:42,404 --> 01:17:44,005
- I've read it.
- You've read it?
338
01:17:44,039 --> 01:17:46,642
More nonsense from a corporation
trying desperately
339
01:17:46,675 --> 01:17:48,093
to cover up some of
the biggest bungles...
340
01:17:48,094 --> 01:17:48,944
That is an outrageous...
341
01:17:48,977 --> 01:17:50,045
Okay.
342
01:17:50,078 --> 01:17:51,813
We're gonna have to
leave it there for the moment,
343
01:17:51,847 --> 01:17:53,449
as we go live now
344
01:17:53,482 --> 01:17:56,985
to Australian correspondent,
Sonja Patel in Melbourne.
345
01:17:57,018 --> 01:18:00,121
Sonja, what can you tell us
about the situation there?
346
01:18:00,155 --> 01:18:02,924
Hi, Jim, I'm here at...
347
01:18:02,958 --> 01:18:05,260
...that meteor crashed six months ago.
348
01:18:05,293 --> 01:18:06,728
As you can see,
349
01:18:06,762 --> 01:18:09,990
it's just a complete sense
of bewilderment across...
350
01:18:11,099 --> 01:18:14,202
What measures have been
put in place to help the people there?
351
01:18:14,235 --> 01:18:15,471
Very little, I'm...
352
01:18:26,515 --> 01:18:28,817
Jim, there are these crazy
bat things in the sky
353
01:18:28,850 --> 01:18:30,419
right above us right now.
354
01:18:30,452 --> 01:18:33,555
There seems... There seems to
be a situation developing...
355
01:18:33,589 --> 01:18:35,924
Elvis has left the vehicle.
356
01:18:37,125 --> 01:18:38,594
Incoming!
357
01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:46,034
Whoo!
358
01:18:46,067 --> 01:18:48,670
Oh, my God.
359
01:18:50,639 --> 01:18:52,741
Dance, bitch.
360
01:18:52,774 --> 01:18:55,911
You'd better run back
to your office, sweetheart!
361
01:18:55,944 --> 01:18:58,814
The world belongs to us now.
Whoo!
362
01:18:58,847 --> 01:19:01,550
This is the mother lode right here.
363
01:19:01,583 --> 01:19:03,685
They're fuckin' everywhere!
364
01:19:04,586 --> 01:19:07,288
Time for the big guns, mama!
365
01:19:09,024 --> 01:19:11,393
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
366
01:19:11,427 --> 01:19:13,862
You motherfuckers!
367
01:19:13,895 --> 01:19:15,230
Whoo!
368
01:19:17,298 --> 01:19:19,635
Return to sender!
369
01:19:37,085 --> 01:19:38,587
Having fun?
370
01:19:38,620 --> 01:19:40,722
I've never felt more alive.
371
01:19:51,633 --> 01:19:53,469
God, you're beautiful.
372
01:19:53,502 --> 01:19:55,637
Shut up and kiss me.
373
01:19:55,671 --> 01:19:57,473
Lord have mercy!
374
01:19:59,941 --> 01:20:01,209
Incoming.
375
01:20:03,712 --> 01:20:05,981
* It's one for the money *
376
01:20:06,014 --> 01:20:07,749
* Two for the show *
377
01:20:07,783 --> 01:20:09,250
* It's three to get ready *
378
01:20:10,418 --> 01:20:12,120
* Now, go, packs, go *
379
01:20:12,153 --> 01:20:13,221
Whoo!
380
01:20:15,056 --> 01:20:16,324
Whoo!
381
01:20:16,357 --> 01:20:19,461
You motherfuckers! Whoo!
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