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AS EARLY AS THE 9005, OUR COASTS
WERE VISITED BY ACTIVE BOATERS

AND THAT'S HOW IT ALL BEGAN

- Care for a fly agaric?
- No thanks, I've quit.

OK.

- I treat myself once in a while.
- I see.

It's 4pm.

Next: A show for all you lovers
of Hawaiian music.

CONTROLLED BY G 5

- This is going to Gnesta, right?
- Yes.

Great. What are you doing
for Midsummer's? Staying in?

- I have Karl-Helmer for the weekend.
- Oh, I see.

I'm taking the boat for a spin.
You and the kid are welcome to join me.

I'd love to, but Karl-Helmer and I
are having dinner at Mom's. Sorry.

Your ex stopped by. She was parked
in an awkward spot, so she left.

- Oh.
- But she said the kid's got a cold.

- Hi, Kalle. Shall we go to Grandma's?
- Yes.

Let's go.

Oh, this is tight.

Go through here, Kalle. That's it.

The sushi here is so good.

I absolutely love sushi.

And it's low in calories, too.
I need to fit into my swimsuit.

Maybe you're fed up with fish,
growing up in the archipelago.

- Would you like some meat instead?
- No, I love fish!

But are the chopsticks mandatory?

Just use your fingers,
like the Japanese do.

- I heard you're not coming to the party.
- No, I promised to help Dad.

Stråholmen Island is always super busy
around Midsummer's.

The smoked fish alone brings in more
than a year's worth of fishing.

Hey, I've been listening in
on Kaj's conversations.

It sounds like he
and someone named Ture Janzon,

I remember his name
because he spells Janzon with a Z,

are working on a multimillion-kronor
project with your dad.

A multimillion-kronor project?
Out on the island?

No! I would know about that.
I spoke to Dad yesterday.

Oh, here's Viktor!

He's just as stingy as he is rich,
so use your charm, ladies.

Your shoes, Viktor.

- Hi.
- This is Krisse.

Hi, I'm Viktor Uggla.

And the girl with the most beautiful name
in the archipelago, Anna Vera.

Hi. Viktor Uggla.

- It's like it's straight out of a song.
- Definitely, beautiful.

Oh, dear.

Listen, Viktor.

We want to play a prank
on Kaj and Henrik and the boys.

There's this little thing of yours
we'd like to borrow.

Well, it's not that little.

- No, what will the neighbors think?
- Never mind them!

Move, Olle.

That's it.

Light it, open the can,
and pour it into the saucepan.

Arne, I can't...

You'll thank me for teaching you
how to cook in rough weather.

Promise you'll be good for Grandma
so she won't be sad.

I want to go in the back of a truck again.

- He went in the back of a truck?
- We took a little trip from work.

To Gnesta.

- Is that why you're so late?
- We took a cab home.

It was 500 kronor.

Kids have such vivid imagination!

I'll put the potatoes on at 5:30,
so be back at 6 on the dot.

You'll have roast beef and rice pudding.
Your favorite, Karl-Helmer.

Dad's too, of course.
Don't have too much wine.

You know how sick you get from red wine.
What did you say you're doing?

It's a costume party.

AUTHORIZED ADVERTISING AGENCY

- Superman?
- Yes!

A little too snug maybe, but comfortable.
Come on in!

- I got you this one.
- OK.

What do you think?
Or maybe you prefer Superman?

No, it looks good.

Who's coming?

Mostly people in the ad industry.

A nice girl called Krisse is coming.
But leave her alone, she's mine.

Does it fit?

Yeah. But it seems really hot.

It's totally in line
with your personality.

Put your keys and wallet
in the Polish briefcase over there.

- The Polish briefcase?
- Yes, this plastic bag.

OK. Time manager, keys,

Swiss army knife, and pager.

That's it. And this sweater.

We don't need any more clothes.

- We're going like this?
- Sure! We'll get a cab.

- Is this your new boat?
- No.

It seemed a bit impractical
for just one person.

No, this is a 12.
Have you heard of America's Cup?

- Oh, right!
- This is it. Beautiful.

Look at those lines.

If you get a raise,
you should get yourself one of these.

It's 30 million kronor.

No, this here is my boat.

Nice. Why does it say "front" on the back?

That's its name.
Like Fridtjof Nansen's boat.

Oh!

Hey, are we really going like this? Huh?

You want to get changed
in a phone booth?

Can I wear this tomorrow?

- It's a bit rude to the other ladies.
- How so?

The hostess being the most beautiful.

- A frozen margarita.
- Thank you.

Alice and Didrik are coming. They want
to show off their new Swan, no doubt.

- Is he taking part in the Midsummer Cup?
- He's my grinder.

Really? He could do with the exercise.

A few of us girls will challenge you.

- What? Using the kids' boat?
- No.

- We're sailing in the same class as you.
- Just to remind you, my boat is a 12.

It's our boat, honey.

Anyway,
I've borrowed Viktor Uggla's New Sweden.

Wait a minute.

Why would Europe's stingiest businessman
lend you his beloved 12?

He wants to tease you.

I think he might like me.

You're sailing a 12 with just chicks?

We're women, honey. And we can sail
just as well as you. Want to bet?

If you manage to even hoist the spinnaker
on New Sweden,

I'll sail the Round Gotland Race
in the kids' boat.

While wearing that hat and that dress.
What's your offer?

I promise not to have a headache
in the bedroom for a month.

This is Stråholmen Island today.

And this is Östermanland.

This is our logotype.

logotype?

- The trademark, you know.
- Oh, I see.

This is the roller coaster,

and this lighthouse here
is the restaurant.

Stage, dance floor,

go-kart track, and flume ride.

These are the timeshares.

Bingo hall,

and this is the marina,
where we'll sell fast food and souvenirs.

Here's the miniature railroad
that takes people around the grounds.

And what will you call it
when you go to the building committee?

"Careful extension
of the natural harbor on Stråholmen."

It won't be a problem.
I am the building committee.

I've been thinking about my share.

I take certain risks, at the end
of the day, so I want 50% of the profits

plus that waterside lot we talked about.

Oh!

- You're a tough businessman, Janzon.
- Without me there's no Östermanland.

But not a peep to anyone
before we get started.

It would only attract a bunch
of tree huggers and environmentalists.

This will be a goldmine.

People need to be activated
out here in the archipelago.

I'll call you when Kaj Björkhagen
has sorted the financing.

- Hello, Anna Vera.
- Hi.

- Hi, Dad!
- You look the same as ever.

So do you.

But Dad... What have you done?

What?

This looks ridiculous!

COMRADES, WRONG JETTY!

You've ruined the whole environment
on this island.

- And what's that strange plastic island?
- That's the water slide.

That's what the city people want,
they need to be activated.

How did you get planning permission
for all this silliness?

Mr. Söderblom couldn't even build a shed.

- I have my contacts.
- I see.

Are you in cahoots with that Ture Janzon?

ICE CREAM
SMOKED FISH & VIDEO

You need to get rid of that rubbish!

Don't think you can take over just because
you've lived in Stockholm for a while.

There are big things happening here.
Plus, I'm extending the natural harbor.

We'll see about that.

Blow from behind, honey.

That's it. What's it called
when the wind blows from behind?

- The boat runs before the wind, honey.
- Before the wind?

- I thought it had to do with pumps.
- Sure.

And before you get a pump permit,
you run it past the county board.

Words can have several meanings, honey.

I still think
we should have bought that cottage.

- I know I'll get seasick.
- Bullshit, you're going to love it!

This is a green dot.
On which side does the boat go?

Of the bath brush, you mean?

A double kryptonite for me,
and a carrot juice for my friend, please.

No,no,no.
I'll have a snaps and lemonade.

We have neither of those.
Can I suggest a vodka tonic?

- Sure.
- Excuse me for a second.

Thanks.

Hi, Krisse! Another dance?

I need to go.
We have an early start tomorrow.

All these parties!

Bye.

She's such a cute little mouse.

- Did she want to come sailing?
- No, she's got a date.

Why don't you come tomorrow?

Midsummer's in the archipelago,
accordions, chicks, party time.

- Come on!
- And seasickness.

No way! My boat's like a barge.

Think about yourself for a bit.
Karl-Helmer is happy at Grandma's.

You might meet someone!

- I'll ask Mom.
- You'll ask Mom...!

Sometimes I get why Lotta left you
and your Morn.

Hey, this is a private conversation.

Hey!

And then we'll pass Vaxholm,

go under the bridge,

and move on towards Stråholmen.

Why can't we sleep in our normal beds?

- We're getting up really early tomorrow.
- To get that right cabin feeling, honey.

We need to get used to cramped spaces.

That was a fun party!

- We need to find a cab.
- Yes.

DRINK LESS AND FEEL BETTER

When Ronnie was goalkeeper,
Bajen still had some class.

Dummy pass!

Come on!

Are you OK?

- I'm fine!
- Take the bag and jump!

There are so many bags!

I'm coming!

Hey!

- Where are you going?
- Follow that barge!

You're from Norway, right?
You guys are crazy. Fly!

This is it. Great!

Thanks a lot!

Does the engine need to be on? It stinks!
I thought this was a sailing boat.

We need to charge the batteries.

What's this?

Rugs? You brought rugs?

I wanted the floors to look nice.

Honey, rugs don't go in boats.

- Rugs go in...
- Cottages!

End of conversation.

And it's not a floor, it's the deck.

And wipe your feet first.

That's rich, coming from you!

I'll just borrow this for a bit.

Be right back!

How's it going? Are you struggling?

After the ninth "What the hell?!" and
third "Piece of shit!" it usually works.

- Do you have more cord?
- Hey“.

This should be enough.

- Woohoo!
- Hey!

OK!

- That's it.
- Not there!

Right.

That's that.

It's nice to see you, anyway.

This is completely absurd.

- Did you find the bag?
- No. I can't remember what was on it.

It was probably some supermarket.

Oh, I see.

Look over there, and I'll start here, OK?

Sure.

I don't take tourists at Midsummer's.

What the hell did you do with my boat?!

Do you have the bean sprouts?

- Yes.
- What kind of bucket is that?

No plastic buckets on this boat.
They contain cadmium. And they're ugly.

I thought a bucket could be useful.

I've already got a bucket.

- I'm serious, Superman took the boat.
- OK, OK...

Make sure your son
reads less of that rubbish.

WOW!

Absolutely unbelievable!

It was just floating around out there.
Superman must have flown off.

Keep an eye on that boat, or Donald Duck
or the Phantom will steal it.

- Did you attach this to the bowline?
- Of course not!

Don't be mean just because
I'm trying to make it look nice!

- We must look ridiculous!
- Lucky no one can see us.

On the port side,
we have Oskar-Fredriksborg.

And on the starboard side, we have...
Yes, Superman and a pink rabbit.

Your fenders are made of plastic.

No, they're rubber.

I didn't realize
you were such a plastics hater.

Is that why we put the food in paper bags?

Can you imagine anything uglier
than lots of plastic bags on a boat?

I give up.

We need to get ashore.

Credit cards can be blocked.

Next time we're close to land,
we'll jump in and swim ashore, OK?

- Swim?
- Yes, swim.

I've got an issue with my ears.
I can't put my head underwater.

I see.

- Then we'll get a boat to pick us up.
- Yeah, I'd prefer that.

- What?
- Unbelievable!

- What is?
- It's Ole Bramserud and his friend.

- Hey!
- Hi! What are you doing out here?

Is this the boat
you wanted to take me out on?

Yes, this is my new boat, Garbage 34.

You're never going to believe this.
It's just crazy.

It started with us
leaving a costume party...

AROUND 17 MINUTES LATER...

So, somewhere,
among 10,000 garbage bags,

there's one with our clothes,
keys, and pager.

- Pager? There was a pager in the bag?
- Yes.

- What's your number?
-0047-4711 .

You guys ready?

You're a genius!

Stig-Helmer,
get over there and listen carefully!

Yaw.!

Here it is!

You're superstars!
Maybe you can get us out of here, too?

Of course!

Maybe you can have a shower first.
Hi, I'm Kaj Björkhagen.

Why don't you eat something?

I'm going to get this fucking thing going,

if it's the last thing I ever do!

God, you guys really stink!
You need to change.

- Where are you going?
- To Madde and Henke Abrahamsen's.

- Oh, that business guy?
- Yes, do you know him?

Nah, not personally,
but didn't he buy the Kookaburra 2?

That's right.

You'll get to see a proper boat soon,
Stig-Helmer.

Hold on to your ears, because this baby
probably does about 50 knots.

60!

It's Kaj and Krisse.

They seem to think it's a costume party.
They have company.

The Phantom.

No.

That's Superman, honey.
And some random rabbit.

- Hi!
- I'll drop the anchor while you drive.

But be careful, she's a thoroughbred.

Superman, the bowline's yours.
Roger Rabbit, take the fenders.

- The fenders?
- Those hot dog-shaped things.

I see.

What the hell are you doing?!

What do I do with these?

Give them to the hostess
instead of flowers.

Welcome.

- I hope you're insured.
- It was just an accident.

The boat's fine.

- You looked really funny, by the way.
- I'm glad someone found it amusing.

- Aren't we using the sails?
- No, we're taking it easy at the start.

Your mother doesn't like the tilting.

Take over, honey.

What on earth?! Arne!

What do I do?

What the hell?!

Cool!

How peculiar!

- How do we get it down?
- Leave it, I don't want to see it again!

But I'll take it off your allowance.

A few of us were in a bar,
and all I'd had was mineral water.

I thought I'd call my dear wife,
and she asked me if I was drunk.

"No, why?" "Well, you sound drunk."

"I've only had mineral water."

It turned out someone
had put tin foil in the membrane.

The result is
that you sound completely wasted.

"Honey, I've only had mineral water."

Hey, if there's a stick
with a boat on top, which side do I go on?

Well, it's...

What the...?!

Look at these handsome fellows!

You'll find dryers and spritzers
over there, help yourself.

Dryers and spritzers,
are they sailing terms?

No, Dry Martinis,
and white wine with mineral water.

Oh, right!

Are we intruding?
This must be a private party.

Sure. But they find it chic
with a few working-class guests.

- Cheers!
- Cheers.

There must be something wrong
with this sextant.

- According to this, we're near Arvika.
- Arvika?

- Ever heard of nautical charts?
- Hey, I'll use the sun and the stars.

- It's a fine skill.
- Aren't you a little reactionary?

- Be innovatively inclined.
- What?

- Innovatively inclined.
- Where did you pick that up?

- At that seminar you went to recently?
- There's no need to be so condescending.

Not sublimating your language
dulls the intellect.

Have you ever heard of the saying,
silence is golden?

Why is that dog wearing boots?

Probably because
there were no sneakers his size.

- No, to stop him from scratching the deck.
- I see.

I'm getting some for Bjarne.

- Look, there's Didde!
-"Property Credit Financing."

Incredibly clichéd,
so typical of him. Wow.

- The Swan 65 is a great billboard.
- Yes, but expensive.

- Could I please use your phone?
- Sure. Use the one in the kitchen.

Forget about your purse, bear away!

- Women!
- Poor thing! Look how he bosses her about.

- He's a proper fascist.
- Who is he?

- Mr. Big Shot at the city council.
- It's not that far. Jump already!

Ture Janzon.

- Kaj invited him.
- So, that's Janzon with a Z?

- Hi, Mom. It's Stig-Helmer.
- Hello, who's this?

- Stig-Helmer.
- Where have you been?

- I've been calling the whole morning.
- I'm in the archipelago.

Are you drunk? You're slurring your words.

No, I'm not drunk. I'm in the archipelago.

The archipelago? What on earth
are you doing there? You can't swim.

- And you get seasick, too.
- I won't get back in time for dinner.

I can't hear you!

Dad's in the archipelago.

Stig-Helmer, what are you up to?
Getting drunk in broad daylight!

- Please don't fall in!
- What's gotten into you, Mom?

Don't wait with dinner, I'll call you
later. And say hi to Karl-Helmer.

Stig-Helmer...

Stig-Helmer?

- Are you an immigrant, too?
- Me? An immigrant? No.

You have to be.
Swedes don't call their mom.

No, I'm Swedish.

Being an immigrant is nothing
to be ashamed of. Where are you from?

- I was born in Birkastan.
- Pakistan?

How much did you pay
for your Swan, Didrik?

I had a 42 Mega before,
so I paid the difference.

But it feels right to have a Swan.

We would have been here ages ago
if it wasn't for Didrik.

I nearly died laughing.
As you know, poor Didrik has a pacemaker.

Last year, something went wrong with it.

Every time Didrik sneezed,
the anchor alarm on the sonar went off.

- Alice is being a bit mean.
- It's OK.

Behind her cruel mask
is a heart of stone.

- Stockholm Sea Rescue.
- Hello, my name is Mrs. Olsson.

I'm worried about my son,
he's in the archipelago.

- What's his position?
- Position?

I think he's a controller at Toastmaster.

I meant the boat's position.
Where's the boat?

He's near a phone booth,
because he just called me.

Then there's no need to worry, thank you.

Pull!

Pull!

Nice shot!

Food!

If we tilt the boat, we'll get through.

Honey!

I want you to climb out
to the end of the boom.

Arne!

Can't we just wait for them
to open the bridge?

If you hadn't messed up with the dinghy,
we'd be through by now.

Do as you're told!
I don't want to sit here for hours.

That's it, honey! Get up there.

Great, honey! Just a little further.

- Arne, I can't hold on any longer!
- Yes you can!

Shit!

Honey, swim over to that ladder!

What the hell!

Stop the bridge!

No!

- Why are they doing that, Yngve?
- God knows.

It's a bit early to take it out.

Oh, God, Olle's still in the boat! Olle?

What are you doing?!

Kaj says that if we ladies
want to cope with the 12,

we need to take steroids
and have sails made out of netting.

Has a 12 ever been sailed
by a female crew?

Not that I'm aware of.
So, it's about time.

- How's Bramserud Advertising doing?
- Not too bad.

- I mostly work with billboards.
- Billboards?

Big displays. Think big.
You need to shout to be seen.

Bramserud Advertising!

- Hi. What did Mom say?
- She was a bit worried.

- They always are.
- What do you feel like?

Golf, clay pigeon shooting, windsurfing?
Pernilla, take care of our guests.

- Can I take a look at the 12?
- Sure.

- Have you ever tried windsurfing?
- Never

Keep your back straight,
with your knees slightly bent.

To luff up, you bring the sail back.

To bear away, you move it forward.
This is how you go downwind.

- Try to pick the sail up!
- OK.

That's it. Now sheet it home
and do as I instructed.

OK.

- Pernilla!
- Coming!

- Gorgeous, right?
- It's an amazing boat!

It's not really a boat,
so I don't have to register her.

- What is it, then?
- Competition equipment, that's the term.

You know, like a discus or a soccer ball.

Gorgeous soccer ball.

But expensive.

- Do you sail?
- Yes, I have a little ride.

I was going to take her out,
but I don't know

if I'll have time to go into town
and come back.

Of course.
That's the data display behind you there.

That's what we're looking at now.
I'm putting it back in.

This is the rudder with trim tabs.
Those little things there.

This is a mainsheet pedestal.

Try it out.

Hydraulics panel and a grinder pedestal
on a crosslink system with six gears.

It works like this.

This is a display
with forestay tension - boat speed.

You can check it immediately
with the numbers appearing here.

That side is the same. What's your ride?

A Vega. A modified Vega.

- A modified Vega?
- Yes.

No, seriously. What's your ride?

I do actually have a Vega.

Small boats have their charm, too.

Head down and a gentle swing.

You went from the outside and in.

Hi. Do you play golf?

No, I quit. I never got through
the car tire on the third hole.

- Want to give it a go? It's easy.
- Coming from you, with a handicap of 10.

Let me help you.

The left hand goes on the top.

- What do you want?
- Can I have the golf balls?

- What golf balls?
- The ones in the pool.

I told you
not to play with your boats in my pool.

Those are Patrik's boats.
Look, there's another one!

What the hell?!

Not bad at all!

- Sushi, anyone?
- Wow! Japanese, right?

It's raw fish.
The latest trend, according to Madde.

- How's Stig-Helmer doing?
- He's pretty good.

But I think he's finished.

Kalle! Have you seen the guy
with the glasses? He was surfing.

No.

- You wanted five, right?
- Correct.

- Can I pay you later as usual?
- Sure.

It's going to run aground.

This is the life, baby!

- There!
- Shit!

That's the fifth one,
and it's only Midsummer.

Yngve? The boat's leaking.

Empty it out, then!

I think she's taking in water.
The lady's emptying it out.

Talking about women...

That Larsson woman nearly sent
the Navy to get me the other day.

- She's terrified of submarines.
- She thought you were a submarine?

Well...

I was just delivering a stove.

No!

Berit, stop!

Hello!

Hi!

Do you know how to turn this thing?

- Sorry?
- Do you know how to turn this thing?

Normally, you use the sail.
Where did you come from?

- Saltnäs.
- Saltnäs? The Abrahamsen's place?

- Yes.
- God, you must have been out for ages!

- That's 10 nautical miles from here.
- Really?

- You must be cold.
- Yes, it's getting a little chilly.

But this was fun. It's my first time.

Oh, I can tell.

Get in!

I've made a financial construction,

with an estimated bankruptcy within
two years, where we buy the islander out

and acquire Östermanland
through a dummy corporation.

It should be a decent deal.
And the islander takes the risk.

- He'll go bankrupt, the poor bastard.
- Probably. Don't be sentimental.

It's a normal financial transaction.

And Östermanland won't be profitable
until after at least one bankruptcy.

We need Stråholmen.

The best thing for him would be sticking
to homemade ice cream and gas.

He's dreaming of that massive deal,
like everyone else.

Corning!

Fill her up, please.

Look, the old man's surfing!

That's Söderblom.
He's got his own ideas.

He's chartered his boat out
to vacationers.

He puts nets out with that, too.

Hi, Söderblom.

He's quite the character out here.

- What's that?
- That's where the Wind Smurfs live.

- The Wind Smurfs?
- Yes. Doesn't it look smurf y?

No, it's a Sky Fall.
Or "scuffle," as Dad pronounces it.

-"Scuffle"?
- It's a water slide. Isn't it ugly?

- This is Stig-Helmer.
- Hello.

- Right, where did you find him?
- He was floating around out there.

Well. Out of gas, I can imagine.

Anna, you need to help me out.
The city people are arriving.

Take care of the video store, ice cream,
and smokehouse, and I'll do the rest.

I'll just get him a change of clothes
and give Madeleine a call.

- Use the phone booth. Ours is broken.
- Again?!

I guess some idiot sailor
got caught on the cable as usual.

You can't be serious!
In the middle of the bay?

He was on his way to Finland!

I won't be able to take him back.

We'll get someone to pick him up.
No problem.

Not those glasses.

Yes?

Are you having fun?
You sound a little intoxicated.

Do I?

Ah, my childish husband's
been at it again.

Excuse me.

Have you seen my friend? The rabbit.

The rabbit?
I think he's out surfing with Pernilla.

No, I don't think so.

It must be nice listening to music
with that view.

It's not music.

Ericsson B 13.6, Skandia 10.6,
and Volvo B 9.6 million.

My PA records it for me.

Your friend's on Stråholmen,
10 nautical miles in that direction.

A luxury yacht in this climate

is like taking a cold shower
and tearing up 1,000-kronor bills.

He can afford it, right?

By the way, I'm going to pull out
of that Östermanland project.

It seems a little vulgar.

- You're so sensitive these days.
- Not at all. It's common sense.

Don't get involved
with tacky, power-mad socialists.

- You're no fan of Ture Janzon, then?
- Correct.

Kai, can 1 borrow your boat?

Well, for various reasons
I'd prefer not to.

I can't afford it.
I haven't paid it off yet.

You're being really childish.

I'm just taking Ole to Stråholmen.
And by the way, it was an accident.

If I'd had an icebreaker or something
equally sturdy you could have just had it.

- Really funny.
- Take our boat.

Oh, I'll remember that boat.
It's been really great.

- Plus, they stopped making it.
- Don't be salty.

Stop playing around with the phones.

Nice and snug!

And the right company. Can you take over?

- Sure.
- I need to ask Dad to make more ice cream.

Hello.

- A Top Hat, please.
- We only sell ice cream.

But the store sells magazines.
Top Hat might not exist anymore.

- But they must stock other adult ones.
- What are you talking about?

- Where did you find these?
- In the guest harbor.

They're from last summer.
That was a good year.

- You need to make another batch.
- Sure, I'll take care of it.

Good.

- They're going to run aground.
- You need to put a sign up!

Why would I? There are nautical charts.

What the hell?! This should be clear.

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Shit!

Don't get all mad! What's done is done.

I'm not mad. I'm just expressing
my emotions, just like you told me to.

You scared Kajsa!

Don't be sad that Peter's being silly!

- I think it's really me you're mad at.
- Why?

You're using this
to get rid of your anger towards me!

Bullshit. I feel no anger towards you.

Can we please talk about this? Can we?

Hey! I see this boat
as an extension of your inner child,

and you see me
as a rival in your territory!

Unless you shut up,
you're out of my territory!

Stop taking those relationship courses.
Help me out instead.

Never!

- Oh, I didn't think of that.
- What?

- You're not Swedish.
- I know, I'm Norwegian.

- Did you just realize that?
- No, we're approaching a restricted area.

- Sounds like fun. What's that?
- It's classified.

You might be a Norwegian spy.

Sure.

Stop tearing pages out!
There are nautical charts. Give me that!

Damn vandals!

Goddamnit!

Sorry.

Hello?

- Who was that?
- No one. Your turn to be sergeant.

Yes, let's do it!

I'm Olle. I've bought a...

I've bought a place in Östermalm.

Shit... Who do they think I am?
The Warsaw Pact?

No, but they're quite strict.
One more time.

I'm Olle. I've bought a place
in Östermalm. How's it going?

I work in advertisement. Bottoms up!

You almost sound Swedish.

- What happened?
- A train...

Quiet, Olle!
It's all been a bit of a train wreck.

- We've had some issues.
- Isn't this thing for water?

No, that's on the other side.

- But it says "water."
- What?!

- Dad? We're out of ice cream again.
- Already? Let's make a bigger batch.

The machine only makes
a gallon and a half.

Really? I'll work something out.

So, you're competing in the Cup on a 12
with a bunch of upper-class ladies?

Look who's come up in the world!

That's rich coming from you,
you magnate wannabe!

THE MOTORBOAT MASSACRE

Throw it in now!

Arne?

- Arne, we're running out of rope.
- Just lengthen it. Olle, help out.

Lengthen...?

Olle, give me that piece of string!
Something else!

Give me something else!
Take that one! Hold on!

Hey, surfer king! How's it going?

Fine. I actually really enjoyed it.

It's twice as fun
if you learn how to turn around.

This is Anna.

Olle. Hi, I'm Swedish.

- Why are you speaking like that?
- Little Ole's banned, he's a foreigner.

There's a lot of action in this place.
Apparently, they've seen subs again.

You're just in time for dinner.
We're just off to the natural harbor.

- It's a lovely trip. Join us!
- OK!

- You should put your fenders on.
- It's OK, she's getting a new paint job.

- Maybe for your sake, then. Fender, Berit.
- What?

Fender.

That's not a Fender, Berit!
That's an Ibanez.

- That blue thing, that's a fender.
- I see!

That's it.

I don't know much about this stuff.

Krisse called, she's staying over.
It's foggy, and Anna's cooking dinner.

- I'll go and get her.
- No, you've been drinking.

I'm fine! I don't want her
to hang out with those idiots.

- I'll take the small motorboat.
- Into the fog.

- Yngve! There's something here.
- Wait, watch out.

Look, a forest fire!

No, that's the natural harbor.

People are having BBQs. It's dinnertime.

- Is that a religious boating club?
- No, it's just the evening service.

They're waiting for the weather forecast.

- The cucumbers are Swedish.
- And non-toxic?

I hope so!

- But nothing biodynamic?
- Do you sell beer?

- Sorry? No, but I do have ice.
- No, I want a drink.

I've got cucumbers and potatoes.

There's a boat in your swimming pool!

- What?
- There's a boat in your swimming pool.

- Didn't I tell you not to play in there?
- It's not our boat.

Here's my card. Get in touch.

Dad and I are going next door for a while.

Why don't you watch
that nice program before bed?

- Don't stay up too late.
- Bye.

Bye.

Hi. Your newspapers.

Bye.

Söderblom keeps dragging
that damn stove around.

OK, Mrs. Larsson, we'll look into it.

That's the fourth time in a week
she's seen a sub.

So, Berit poured 80-proof moonshine

straight into the Baltic Sea.

There was no point pouring it back.

Stop it, Yngve!

What was I going to say?
Are you enjoying the sailing?

Well, it gives you a sense of freedom.

But I'm not really a boat person.

I wanted to buy a cottage,
but Arne's so stubborn.

When you're stuck in an office
all year, it's nice to get out.

- This is a lot smaller than your office!
- I'm not talking about this place, honey.

It's too bad it's destroying
the environment. There's oil everywhere.

Arne poured diesel in our drinking water.

Don't bring that up now.

Let's check on Kajsa.

All this rain and cold
on Midsummer's Eve...

It's like Christmas.
You just swap the tree for a maypole.

- Aren't you eating with us?
- No.

I'm keeping an eye on the dancing.

I saw a funny thing in Sandhamn.

This guy was mooring,
and his wife was at the stern.

He shouted: "Throw the anchor in now!"

And do you know what she did?
She threw it in the dinghy!

And when Wallenberg saw they were about
to hit the other boats, he shouted...

"Aim for something cheap!"
Tell us a story we haven't heard before.

- Hey, give me that.
- Come on, it's Midsummer's!

- You'll get it back later.
- Just give it to him.

What's your problem?

Asshole!

- Do you know anything by Orup?
- Orup? I'm afraid not.

Let's do the new one in G major.

- Give me that.
- Sorry?

- The bottle. Give it to me.
- I don't think so.

Don't violate our integrity
with your fascistoid tendencies.

Fascist...?
A ban's a ban! Give me the bottle!

Give him a shot!

Dad's got a weird sense of humor.
He claims I'm named after his cologne.

Called Anna?

- No, I'm named Vera as well.
- I see! Aqua Vera.

Anyway, if you go out to this spot,
you'll get a good view.

The start's at 1 AM tomorrow,
and you'll support us, right?

- Sure.
- Aren't you nervous?

Yes, a little. But it will be so much fun.

- And the outcome?
- The guys will win.

You traitor! Cheers to us girls.

Cheers!

Did you talk to your dad
about the natural harbor?

Yes, you were right about Mr. Janzon!

But Dad won't listen,
he's got terrible taste.

And now he's building an Östermanland.

I need to put a stop to this madness!
I'll have to call the newspapers.

Anna, I just had this crazy idea!

- But I need your help, Ole.
- Your wish is my command.

Wait, I'll just check the fish.

Stig-Helmer...
You've cooked the entire net!

I've got a little allotment in the harbor.

- Really?
- So, I do a bit of gardening.

Oh, you have one red
and one green sock.

Yes. Arne gave them to me.

To tell the difference
between right and left while sailing.

I see, one starboard and one...
OK. Cool.

Right...

Where are they?
The music stopped ages ago.

- Would you like a cigarette?
- No. Do you have any sweeties?

- Sweeties?
- Candy!

- No, but I have chewing gum.
- Do you?

Oh, dear.

Just to let you know
that Olle and I are going home tomorrow.

Good night!

I feel like Captain Blood.

That's where we're going.

Over here.

I'll show you my favorite place.

That's it.

You look really cute.

It's so beautiful it almost hurts.

I never get tired of this.

- Want to go for a swim?
- It's not too cold?

No, it's nice and fresh!

Come on!

I'd love to,
but I've got an issue with my ears.

- You can't swim!
- I was just getting to that.

Because I have an issue with my ears,
I never learned how to swim.

That's nothing to be ashamed of.
No one out here can swim.

Dad says only city people can swim.

Come on!

Relax! Relax, and hold on to me.

- That's it.
- Hi, Stig-Helmer.

- Hi.
- That's a cute life jacket. We're done.

Oh, dear.

- Good morning.
- Morning.

The girls have already set off,
but they left that for you.

Wow, nice!

You know where you're going, right?
The weather looks promising, too.

- You're not watching the Cup?
- Yes, I am, but on TV.

I see.

Bye,then.

Bye.

Is it really safe to go out to sea
in a boat this small?

Sure, this boat is unsinkable.

It has one flotation device there,
one there, one there, and one here.

- All aboard!
- Wait.

You only need one life jacket.

- It's just in case...
- It can handle 200 pounds.

Maybe you're just big-boned?

- Do we have sound?
- All good.

Let's do it.

You're not taking part this year,
but your boat, New Sweden, is.

That's right. It's being sailed
by Madeleine Abrahamsen and her crew.

- What are their chances?
- It could be an exciting match race.

It's a great initiative from the girls.
Swedish sailing needs some new blood.

Ture Janzon,
you're giving away the trophy.

What do you think about these events?

It's good for the archipelago.
People need to be activated.

Environmentalists have complained
that it disturbs the birdlife.

We're aware of that, and we take
environmental issues seriously.

We want to protect
our unique environment.

Thank you.

Welcome to this year's Midsummer Cup
in Stockholm's outer archipelago.

We're covering the match race
between the 12s,

and here they are,
with a rather dramatic starting maneuver.

According to the rules,

they can get as good a starting position
as possible ten minutes beforehand.

That is, make sure that the competitor
is in as bad a position as possible.

- Let's get them!
- Yes!

Surprisingly, the girls
are keeping up with the guys' pace,

despite it being very hard work.

It looks like Kookaburra
might get an advantage here.

This is a so-called match race,
meaning that first across the line wins.

That's why the start is
so incredibly important and often crucial.

NOW!

- Great!
- It's in place.

This will be a good start,
although both might be slightly early.

New Sweden's position is perfect,

while Kookaburra
is dangerously close to a false start.

It will be exciting to see
how this pans out.

They're too early!
Push them over the line!

Crap, they're pushing us over the line!
We'll have to restart. Get ready to turn!

Indeed, New Sweden manages
to push Kookaburra over the line,

and the false start is a fact.

Kookaburra now needs to turn around
and restart, which takes time.

It will be a tough challenge
catching up with New Sweden,

despite the guys having had
a lot more experience and training.

Push!

They're tacking!

Get ready to tack! Go!

Trim!

- They'll be here soon.
- OK.

- What happened to the boat?
- No idea!

Maybe it didn't know it's unsinkable.

Don't be scared.

Don't be scared.
A boat will soon come by and pick us up.

It's Stig-Helmer and Ole!
Your boat has sunk.

- It's unsinkable!
- They still managed to do it!

- We need to pick them up.
- That's that, then.

It won't take that long!

It's not exactly
like turning an Optimist around.

The chicks seem to be in trouble already.

Someone appears to have fallen in.

I'm sorry, honey!

Sorry, girls!

- Get them out quickly!
- Hey there, Bramserud.

What are you doing?

We just lost your unsinkable boat.
But I'm insured.

Well, welcome on board.

- Thanks.
- There's a change of clothes down there.

Thank you.

Come on, ladies!
It's not over yet. Keep going!

Trim!

- Can I help you?
- You could check the hydraulics.

We're raking the mast.

And ease the checkstay a bit.

- Ease the...?
- Checkstay.

Sure.

Never mind.

Anna.

And here they are,
rounding the final mark.

Kookaburra's in the lead,
and they're about to hoist the spinnaker.

Let's see how it goes.
It's important that they're successful.

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STOP JANZON'S WANGLING

And that's it. Perfect, a success indeed.

For the first time,
advertising is allowed on the spinnaker.

And Kookaburra's taken advantage of that.

But what does it say?
We'll get back to that.

- Bramserud Advertising!
- There's writing on the spinnaker!

"Preserve Stråholmen"... Take it down!

- Who the hell came up with this?!
- Not anyone on this boat.

But suddenly there's a problem.
Something appears to have happened.

At least New Sweden still has a chance.

Kookaburra's advantage isn't big enough.

And it's time for the girls
to hoist their spinnaker.

Watch out, Stig-Helmer!

Shit!

Relax, we'll get you down in a sec.

That was a success for New Sweden.

- We need to get him down!
- Take down the spinnaker? Never!

If you can hold on for a bit longer,
we'll overtake the guys! Can you?

- I think so.
- Great, Stig-Helmer! Relax!

But it looks like one of the girls
is doing a bit of spinnaker flying.

And in the middle of the race!

Grandma, Dad's on TV.

That's brave of Madeleine Abrahamsen,
but crews often tease each other.

Here we are at the finish line,
and this will be exciting.

Get that damn genoa up!

And that's a win for New Sweden!

Congratulations to Madeleine Abrahamsen
and her crew.

- I'll be damned!
- Thank you.

- What a surprise!
- Do you take credit cards?

Don't try to get out of this!
A bet's a bet.

- Can we ask some questions?
- No.

- Any comments about the spinnaker?
- No, no comments.

Hip hip hooray for New Sweden!

Hooray, hooray, hooray!

Not bad at all.

If you hadn't taken the spinnaker down,
it would've been close.

Thanks. I'm leaving in 20 minutes,
if you want a ride.

- I think I'll stay for a couple of days.
- Sure. You do that.

Congratulations, honey.

Clever, but damn expensive.

A reliable source tells me
the paint is water-soluble.

You'll look good in my hat.

Come on, ladies.
Let's throw Stig-Helmer in the air again!

Hooray, hooray, hooray!

One, two, three!

- Oh, God, he can't swim!
- No!

We're here to help you. Come on.

A submarine? With a dinghy?
That's not a submarine, Mrs. Larsson.

Stig-Helmer!