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Hey!
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You are trespassing the Old Mike's property!
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Get out !
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Do you hear me?!
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Don’t come any closer!
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I was just a soldier
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I was just sent there!
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Fuck you! You fucking Chinese!!
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No !
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Please!
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Don’t you take your call officer?
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You know, ma'am...
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I'm looking at two very good reasons
not to take this call right now.
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Holy fucking shit!
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Here you go... be careful next time!
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Officer Hopkins! I'm Taking a code 191 on the 102 over!
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If you think you're going to fuck Uncle Hopkins like that,
you're barking up the wrong tree, Grandpa.
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Don’t shoot brothers
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Holy fucking shit!
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God Damn
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What would a redskin have to do
with Vietcong on American soil...
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You'd think they'd both have a grudge against Uncle Sam...
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Shit!
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This time the chief won't believe his....
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COJONES!!!!! MI COJONES HOPKINS!!!
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And on top of that you are fucking with me!
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You think I'm just another
one of those bean eaters?
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Are you're fucking loco in your head Hopkins?
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I'm sick and tired of your bullshit,
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sick and tired of your stories about fucking VIETNAM!
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For God's sake, chief, it's fore real!
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I've got the exact coordinates,
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we have to get the national guard,
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throw napalm on those bastards
before they have time to get organized !
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BADGE AND GUN PENDEJO !!
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I lost this fucking war once,
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But now this is my home,
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AND I'M NOT GETTING FUCKED OVER!!!
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Do you know what gas jockeys and porn stars
have in common?
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They both get paid
to fill you up!
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Hopkins !!
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You son of a bitch!
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Holy fuck, did the pigs change
their uniforms?
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Hey, I'm taking some time off!
To see my old pal!
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Some Time Off, I know what you mean...
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Forget it, they are lining up around the block…
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On the other hand... you seem a bit lonely in this shag pad
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You know I've never had pussy problems
and I never will
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I missed you Hopkins!
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What brings you here? Can I get you a beer?
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We have to talk John...
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I'm not really on vacation.
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I've been laid off... The chief won't believe my story.
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Oh shit...
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Don't worry, you've come to the right place!
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There's always a job here for you!
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No, it's not that John,
I don't need a job.
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I just...
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I don't know how to say this.
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It's Charlie John, The VC,
they've returned.
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I've seen them!
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Fuck Hopkins, can you hear yourself?
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Don't start that again!
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THAT'S for real John,
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They've weapons caches,
They're up to something big!
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Do you have any proof of what you're saying,
witnesses, photographs?
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Can't you hear yourself spouting bullshit?
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You've got to believe me, John!
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I've crossed half the country hoping you'd believe me,
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they all think I'm nuts.
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But they don't know what it is!
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You and I...
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We've been through this shit...
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and we've got to stop it now! Here, at home!
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On the american soil Goddamnit!
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Listen, Hopkins, it means a lot that you came to me,
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for real!
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But you're sick,
you have to understand that...
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It's over!
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I know we saw awful stuff back then in the shit
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but we're back home now. Got it?
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God damn, John!
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Nobody believed me in New York in '78.
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And today, you don't believe me either?
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I can’t believe it,
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We did 3 tours together.
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it’s something, you know me,
I'm not crazy!
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Listen Hopkins… I'm gonna give it to you straight...
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I'm done with all that!
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My daughter just graduated
in the fucking Marines!
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OKAY? I don't know if I should be
proud of her or if I should cry!
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I've been fixing birds here for 4 years
to pay for her school
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and now she's doing the same bullshit
we did!
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It's over for me Hopkins, do you hear me? IT'S OVER!
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This fucking war was for nothing, do you hear me?
NOTHING!!!
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Anderson, Johnson, Taylor, Mc Quay, Ruiz,
and that fucking Snow White!
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They all died for nothing,
you hear me? FOR NOTHING!!!
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Take it back!
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You can't talk about brothers like that !!!
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This war had a meaning !
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They died for freedom, it's not all for nothing John !!!
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Rednecks like us are manipulated!!!
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The Beans, the Brothers, The gooks didn't need us in their shit!
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they didn't need us to get involved.
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Take it back John!! Take it back!
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Put the gun down pal, don't be stupid!
You've got better things to do than blow up your face off!
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I'll do it John ! If you don't take it back,
I'LL DO IT !!
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Please don't be stupid Hopkins!
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Moments ago, a brutal terrorist attack
occured at the Parris Island military academy,
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during the graduation ceremony of the
US Marine Corps cadets.
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Hundreds of servicemen and civilians were poisoned
by a toxic gas device made from pesticide,
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more specifically called,
Agent Orange
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Jesus Christ John! Isn’t it today Jenny was
supposed to graduate from Parris Island?!
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Hello, this is Connie Island military hospital,
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may I speak to Major Hunter please?
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Hello?
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Give me that!
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Hello? Yes, this is Major Hunter.
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What's the matter? Is my daughter all right?
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Your daughter has just been
put into a deep coma,
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she has been taken to intensive care,
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we can’t give you any prognosis,
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don’t try to visit, the hospital has been
quarantined, and transports are saturated
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What the hell is going on??
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I'll be right there, I want to see my daughter!
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We're gonna need some backup.
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Greetings, John!
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I came with an old pal!
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I hope you don't mind?
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Hopkins, this shit is for you!
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Shotguns, 9mm, 5.56 assault rifles,
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Here are the 7.62 assault rifles
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and the 40mm grenade launchers.
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Holy shit guys! Christmas came early!
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You've also got Semtex and C-4.
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I hope you didn’t forget bud course!
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Hell no, don’t worry John
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Kowalsky this is your stuff!
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M60, PKM, 66mm rocket launcher
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It’s only the 3 of us, but you’ll be our warship understood?!
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Copy that Major!
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Hey guys! Guess who I am??
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Kowalsky stucked into Mama San’s fat ass!
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And here, you have my little friend...
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Ammos are this way. Grab what you need guys,
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but grab fucking enough, because this time...
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WE ARE GOING THERE TO WIN!
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Hey Kowalsky, want a picture?
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Hey Kowalsky!
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You know what a pizza and a robot
have in common?
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No?
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They're both automaton!
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Tomato!
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Get it?
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Zero humor, zero humor.
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Hey look guys I can see my house!!
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Are you sure it's not a septic tank?
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America guys,
The land of the free, home of the braves!!
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Hey Kowalsky!?
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I was wondering...
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Since the Commies refurbished you,
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down there, what's left?
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Hypersophisticated combat chassis
or Endoskeleton!
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Covered with human biological tissue,
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skin, muscles, tendons, nerves, blood, the whole nine yards.
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Detachable and self-guided,
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capable of infiltrating
into enemy bases
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and kill its targets from the outside as well as from WITHIN!
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Guys! Arrival at the LZ in 5!
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You know what you have to do, you know the drill!
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Let's find some cover in case
those bastards are waiting for us
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and we get the fuck out of there!
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One for all!?
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AND ALL IN MAMASAN!!!!
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Hey Hopkins, what the hell?
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I don't get it, the old fart was just standing there!
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And they came out of nowhere like rats!
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And he did nothing else?
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Nothing!!
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He just started whistling, that's all!
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Then whistle! You moron!
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I got no whistle!
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With your hands, god damn it!
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God, what have I gotten myself into now?
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Is that you, John Wayne? Or is it me?
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God damn Hopkins! ‘the fuck told you to shoot that guy?
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Holy shit Hopkins, you said 3 fucking gooks!
Not a goddamn Russian army battalion!
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RPG!!!
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Reloading!!
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Plan B!
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Americans! This is a special military operation
of the great Soviet Union
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I'll give you 5 seconds to surrender!
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Well, how's that for proof?!
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Disgusting!
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Major, these infantrymen don't have the typical Southeast Asian face at all!
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Guys, we've just taken out a whole platoon of Spetsnaz,
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the Soviet army's special forces.
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Hopkins,
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I think you didn't just kick the anthill!
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Nope!
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I think we've just witnessed the start of World War 3, guys!
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Russkies on the American soil, fucking shit!
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Major, these are the same tunnel systems used by the Vietcong on the outskirts of Saigon!
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Wop!! Express rat removal!!
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Goddamn!
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Hopkins! I swear I will...
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Ok I get it, I’ll go first!
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You gonna finish that anytime today?
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Those bastards really worked hard as hell! Look at that, holy shit! Now that's a fancy tunnel!
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Major, shall I plant the explosives?
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No! Even if we destroyed this cache, there must be
hundreds more just like it!
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The only solution is to take the tunnel and follow it up!
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Welcome to Pekin Express, fasten your seatbelts
and get ready to go!
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And here we go!
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I'm waiting for your proposals gentlemen,
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if each of you want a piece of America,
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what will be your contribution to the cause?
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Let's start with you, General.
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Si, si Camarade.
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Si quiero...
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Ah!
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in English,
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After all, we are
an international coalition!
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Of course, Comrade
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The Free Republic of Val Verde
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will lend its support to the cause
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by deploying 2 infantry divisions
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and 3 armored divisions to Florida.
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Our men have already infiltrated the best taco restaurants.
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In exchange, we'd like to annex Miami
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to ensure a constant link with our nationals
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and build a great bridge to Val Verde!
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Of course, of course, General Alcazar
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The friends of the revolution are our friends!
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Mister Ben Kalish !
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What do the Eastern armies have to offer the cause?
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I promise you... Black Gold !
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The Oil!
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An infinite amount of oil!
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You'll be able to drive, sail, fly
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and crash on the American sheitans!
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And inch Allah
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if it works, I only want one thing.
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I want all the oil from the filthy Texas, USA!
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And if Allah, the one and only, wills it,
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That bitch Pamela Anderson in a Bikini!!!!
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In my harem in Las vegas!
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ENOUGH!
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What about our Soviet friends?
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In the name of the great Soviet Union,
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we will provide the cause with 3 divisions of the best
men in the Red Army,
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our glorious Spetnatz!
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And Comrades...
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Allow me to introduce to you the best of us
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known in the Western world as the white wolf of Siberia,
256
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:11,916
the survivor of Stalingrad,
257
00:30:12,083 --> 00:30:14,375
the Bill Gates of St. Petersburg,
258
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the sickle and the hammer!
259
00:30:18,125 --> 00:30:19,083
May I introduce...
260
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Vasil... Zaitsev
261
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:38,791
Thanks to my supercomputer with a power of 100 megahertz
262
00:30:38,916 --> 00:30:41,666
I plan to crash the Americans' new project.
263
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:43,625
The Internet.
264
00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:58,250
And Comrades! Rest assured that without the Internet,
265
00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:01,708
the Wall Street stock market will collapse like a house of cards!
266
00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:07,333
but what about our American allies?
267
00:31:07,958 --> 00:31:12,083
Grand Wizard, if I'm not mistaken?
268
00:31:13,291 --> 00:31:14,750
Well well well!
269
00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:16,541
Comrade General,
270
00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:21,208
of course the clan will provide it’s support to the cause.
271
00:31:21,291 --> 00:31:24,541
We're planning to set wooden crosses on fire
272
00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:27,833
in 3 different parts of the united states
273
00:31:27,916 --> 00:31:29,791
Across Iowa,
274
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Mississippi.
275
00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:33,833
And Anchorage!
276
00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:36,916
That's in... It's in Alaska.
277
00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:38,791
I... Uh...
278
00:31:38,958 --> 00:31:42,500
Ah, and we're planning, also, to poison
279
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multiple fried chicken restaurants!
280
00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:46,708
In the...
281
00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:49,708
suburb of... Baton Rouge...
282
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Comrade General!
283
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,666
Operation Richard Nixon, Great success!
284
00:32:11,208 --> 00:32:15,375
Everything went according to plan and the Americans are
panicked and disorganized!
285
00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:17,333
Perfect, perfect!
286
00:32:17,375 --> 00:32:20,666
Start operation Ronald Reagan right away!
287
00:32:20,750 --> 00:32:22,375
Yes Comrade General!
288
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:44,583
Oh, fuck guys is it me or have we been
in this fucking elevator for 3 days?
289
00:32:44,583 --> 00:32:48,375
52 hours to be precise, and boy it’s fucking hot in here!
290
00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:49,791
Kowalsky any idea where we are?
291
00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:53,583
According to my geolocator, we're approaching
the earth's core!
292
00:32:53,666 --> 00:32:55,083
Core what??
293
00:33:00,208 --> 00:33:02,458
God dang I've always wanted to see a volcano!
294
00:33:02,875 --> 00:33:07,500
Hey! Reminds me of an old movie...
Normally, we should be running into dinosaurs soon!
295
00:33:07,583 --> 00:33:10,375
You never stop talking crap Hopkins.
What the hell is your problem??
296
00:33:10,375 --> 00:33:12,000
Peter Pan syndrome!
297
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,791
My shrink says I've got the mind of a 5-year-old.
298
00:33:14,416 --> 00:33:16,458
But in the dream body of a mature man!
299
00:33:18,208 --> 00:33:20,750
Watch out, guys, we're getting close to the core,
300
00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:23,916
this magma peaks at 3000 degrees Celsius.
301
00:33:28,666 --> 00:33:32,041
Hey guys, 100 bucks says a grenade
in a volcano doesn't explode!
302
00:33:53,916 --> 00:33:55,875
Damn it Hopkins, you're doing it again I'LL KILL YOU!
303
00:33:59,375 --> 00:34:02,708
What?! You had to be sure, for science!
304
00:34:11,666 --> 00:34:15,125
Major, it's about to get tighter!
My sonar indicates that we're getting closer to the surface.
305
00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:16,458
How much tighter?
306
00:34:17,916 --> 00:34:20,750
Fuck it's tighter than mama san's asshole in here!
307
00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:23,541
A human wouldn't survive this opening Major.
308
00:34:23,541 --> 00:34:25,541
How far are we, Kowalsky?
309
00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:28,833
Another mile and we're out Major!
310
00:34:29,708 --> 00:34:32,500
Hopkins! All clear on our 6?
311
00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:35,583
Hopkins !
312
00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:55,583
Come see the west coast, we're going surfing, it'll be fun!
KISS MY ASS!
313
00:35:00,541 --> 00:35:02,041
Goddamn, where the hell did we end up?
314
00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:03,541
I don't know Major
315
00:35:04,208 --> 00:35:05,958
Panama, Costa Rica, Val Verde...
316
00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:08,541
Anyway a tropical biome,
317
00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:09,583
Have you found the corporal?
318
00:35:09,666 --> 00:35:12,083
No! There's a whole bunch of tunnels
down there, it's like an anthill!
319
00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:13,416
We'll wait for him here.
320
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:14,666
Secure the perimeter!
321
00:35:14,791 --> 00:35:15,916
Understood, Major!
322
00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:34,291
God damn Hopkins, what the fuck are
you fucking doing again?
323
00:35:41,291 --> 00:35:42,083
As mom used to say,
324
00:35:42,916 --> 00:35:44,041
Once you go black,
325
00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:46,416
you never go back!
326
00:35:46,916 --> 00:35:47,833
No thanks!
327
00:35:57,666 --> 00:35:59,916
Goddang fucking tunnels!
328
00:36:29,916 --> 00:36:31,125
Wooh fuck!!
329
00:36:37,541 --> 00:36:39,958
My Boy you're so skinny you need to
eat a little more!
330
00:36:41,208 --> 00:36:44,041
It's no fucking skeleton that’s going to scare Hopkins!
331
00:36:52,708 --> 00:36:55,333
What the hell...
332
00:37:49,375 --> 00:37:50,833
Don't move...
333
00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:53,958
Don't come any closer, you plucked scum !!!
334
00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:56,625
Don't come any closer!
335
00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:03,250
Crap!
336
00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:30,833
Run!!
337
00:38:30,958 --> 00:38:31,958
Run awayyyy!!
338
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:38,083
Major! The Corporal had a poultry attached
to his reproductive organs!
339
00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:49,708
It's not a chicken Kowalsky, RUN!!!
340
00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:12,708
Let it go, you bastard!
341
00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:15,166
Goddamn Hopkins, I thought you'd
solved your crabs problem!
342
00:39:15,166 --> 00:39:17,250
Ah fuck it's eating me up
more than Mama San !!!!
343
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:47,083
Run...
344
00:40:20,666 --> 00:40:21,458
One for all?
345
00:40:21,458 --> 00:40:22,750
And all on Mama San!
346
00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:10,291
Fucking jungle shit!
347
00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:21,375
Thank God, they're still here!
348
00:41:23,625 --> 00:41:25,583
There must be a family jewels God!
349
00:41:25,791 --> 00:41:27,208
Fuck guys, I don't know you...
350
00:41:27,416 --> 00:41:29,916
But I’m getting way
too old for this shit!
351
00:41:30,375 --> 00:41:32,416
Major, my system is flooded,
352
00:41:32,666 --> 00:41:34,208
I can't locate us anymore,
353
00:41:34,208 --> 00:41:36,250
I've completely lost our position, Major.
354
00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:36,875
Damn it!
355
00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:39,666
Hey Guys!?
356
00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:41,041
Look,
357
00:41:41,041 --> 00:41:42,500
logically we've left from here,
358
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:43,916
it's really fucked up.
359
00:41:43,916 --> 00:41:45,958
We must be in Louisiana, Florida max!
360
00:41:46,125 --> 00:41:48,500
Major, my last readings indicated much further afield,
361
00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:49,541
we've crossed the earth core.
362
00:41:49,541 --> 00:41:50,208
Hey Guys!?
363
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,166
Shut up Hopkins!
364
00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:10,083
Hey Guys!?
365
00:42:11,791 --> 00:42:13,583
I think I know where we've landed!
366
00:42:38,208 --> 00:42:39,083
Welcome back
367
00:42:40,083 --> 00:42:42,375
to fucking VIETNAM!!!
368
00:43:26,750 --> 00:43:29,541
Kowalsky, take the high ground and
find us a vantage point.
369
00:43:29,541 --> 00:43:30,583
Understood Major.
370
00:43:30,583 --> 00:43:33,000
Wait for me guys, I gotta go make the anaconda cry!
371
00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:12,791
Fucking plucked chicken !!
372
00:44:12,791 --> 00:44:14,333
I'm gonna send you straight to KFC !!!
373
00:44:14,333 --> 00:44:16,750
Take it easy Hopkins, you wouldn’t kill a baby!
374
00:44:16,750 --> 00:44:19,291
Where I come from, babies don't try to eat your fucking balls!
375
00:44:19,291 --> 00:44:21,625
Since you were the first one
he saw when he hatched,
376
00:44:21,625 --> 00:44:22,916
he must think you're his mother!
377
00:44:24,166 --> 00:44:25,333
You think so?
378
00:44:25,708 --> 00:44:27,125
Shit man,
379
00:44:27,125 --> 00:44:29,416
I've always believed I was ready to start a family!
380
00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:31,375
You've got to see this, Major!
381
00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:32,541
Roger!
382
00:44:36,958 --> 00:44:37,666
Wait
383
00:44:38,166 --> 00:44:38,875
Look
384
00:44:46,541 --> 00:44:47,458
You're not mean!
385
00:44:47,458 --> 00:44:48,833
You were just hungry!
386
00:44:50,333 --> 00:44:52,500
If you like Uncle Hopkins' Jerky,
387
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,125
then you're a real American!
388
00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:55,958
And in homage to the King,
389
00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:57,750
I'll call you ELVIS!
390
00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:11,375
Take a look Major!
391
00:45:18,666 --> 00:45:19,708
Motherfuckers,
392
00:45:20,208 --> 00:45:23,041
They are enslaving dinosaurs to grow their fucking rice!
393
00:45:23,125 --> 00:45:26,916
These peons must have optimized grain cultivation
with the help of these wild beasts.
394
00:45:26,958 --> 00:45:29,708
They certainly need to feed several infantry divisions.
395
00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:34,000
Hey guys, I made a new friend!
396
00:45:34,041 --> 00:45:34,750
Let me introduce you...
397
00:45:34,750 --> 00:45:36,208
SHUT UP HOPKINS!
398
00:45:40,958 --> 00:45:43,416
A column is moving up the rice field with equipment,
399
00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:45,541
and they've got American POWs!
400
00:45:46,291 --> 00:45:47,291
Let me see!?
401
00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:52,958
Jesus Christ, John! They brought Marines from Parris Island!
402
00:45:53,041 --> 00:45:54,166
Jenny's unit!
403
00:45:54,166 --> 00:45:55,541
Motherfuckers!
404
00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:01,291
There!
405
00:46:01,791 --> 00:46:03,041
There! It’s her!
406
00:46:03,250 --> 00:46:05,416
She's the one I saw buying weapons from
the old fart in the desert!
407
00:46:05,416 --> 00:46:06,416
You're sure about this?
408
00:46:06,666 --> 00:46:09,750
Aaaah, I'm just as sure it was Mama San who gave me Crabs!
409
00:46:09,875 --> 00:46:11,208
Affirmative, John!
410
00:46:11,208 --> 00:46:13,333
In that case, I think we've just found our guide.
411
00:46:16,166 --> 00:46:18,666
Hopkins! What are these complaints
from from my haversack?
412
00:46:18,666 --> 00:46:21,333
Shh! Sleep Elvis! Daddy said sleep!
413
00:46:21,375 --> 00:46:22,916
Goddamn it, what the hell, Hopkins?
414
00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:24,125
You took a dinosaur?!
415
00:46:24,125 --> 00:46:25,500
You couldn't have warned us??
416
00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:27,166
But I tried to tell you, but you told me to shut u----
417
00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:28,791
SHUT UP HOPKINS!
418
00:46:34,416 --> 00:46:35,375
Jesus Christ John,
419
00:46:36,083 --> 00:46:38,000
they will execute him, we've got to do something!!!
420
00:46:38,083 --> 00:46:39,916
No !! The target could run away!
421
00:46:59,541 --> 00:47:00,375
Please!
422
00:47:00,375 --> 00:47:02,458
We've been walking for days without drinking.
423
00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:03,583
Please!
424
00:47:07,750 --> 00:47:09,708
Leave him to the flying demons.
425
00:47:24,416 --> 00:47:26,708
Ohhh Well it's fine, he's doing well!
426
00:47:26,708 --> 00:47:27,833
A bullet in each knee!
427
00:47:28,166 --> 00:47:30,541
It wasn't the same when I was a prisoner back then!
428
00:47:30,708 --> 00:47:33,333
“We are going to soak your wounds in salt water”
429
00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:34,375
”We are---”
430
00:47:45,125 --> 00:47:48,333
Hell no, We didn't have that back then, nope...
431
00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:49,916
I still prefer coarse salt!
432
00:47:59,708 --> 00:48:02,416
Major, perhaps we should mount these flying beasts
433
00:48:02,416 --> 00:48:04,625
and get to our destination more quickly?
434
00:48:04,708 --> 00:48:06,916
Shut up! They're heading for our position.
435
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Get out your blades, we'll set up an ambush,
436
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,666
catch them silently and capture Mama San alive.
437
00:48:11,666 --> 00:48:12,541
Got it?
438
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,750
You killed Bence you bitch!
439
00:54:05,833 --> 00:54:08,791
You die American Dog!!!
440
00:55:28,916 --> 00:55:30,333
The princess is awake!
441
00:55:40,541 --> 00:55:42,625
I will kill you all, American dogs!
442
00:55:43,291 --> 00:55:44,500
Tell us who's behind all this,
443
00:55:44,583 --> 00:55:47,000
take me to your commander and I'll set you free.
444
00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:49,458
NEVER! I will never betray the cause!
445
00:55:49,458 --> 00:55:50,500
Leave my country!
446
00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:52,000
I don't think you understand me love,
447
00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:55,916
You're going to lead us to your base of operations, otherwise the cause, is over for you.
448
00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:59,000
I prefer to die than be enslaved by Americans!
449
00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:01,083
You've already killed my whole family.
450
00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:02,625
You can't do worse to me !
451
00:56:02,875 --> 00:56:04,041
Dying would be a gift!
452
00:56:04,166 --> 00:56:05,333
Well then!
453
00:56:10,375 --> 00:56:11,541
He's not doing it!
454
00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:12,916
I don't believe it one sec!
455
00:56:12,916 --> 00:56:14,583
When it comes to his daughter,
456
00:56:14,583 --> 00:56:16,666
I won't underestimate the Major!
457
00:56:16,666 --> 00:56:18,333
50 bucks says he does!
458
00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:19,875
I'm in!
459
00:56:20,041 --> 00:56:22,791
Your organization went after the
wrong Green Beret’s daughter,
460
00:56:23,041 --> 00:56:24,041
we'll kill them all,
461
00:56:24,416 --> 00:56:25,791
with or without your help.
462
00:56:27,791 --> 00:56:29,333
Give my regards to Mao Tse Tung!
463
00:56:31,791 --> 00:56:32,416
STOP !!
464
00:56:36,125 --> 00:56:37,625
Who is this gnome?
465
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,458
It's not a gnome, but a child Hopkins!
466
00:56:44,875 --> 00:56:45,708
Get him Hopkins!
467
00:56:45,708 --> 00:56:46,625
With pleasure chief!
468
00:56:47,416 --> 00:56:49,250
No need to bother Americans,
469
00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:50,958
I'll take you to our commander.
470
00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:53,541
If you promise not to hurt my sister.
471
00:56:54,125 --> 00:56:56,166
No, leave me Chen! Go away!
472
00:56:56,166 --> 00:56:57,458
We cannot trust them
473
00:56:57,458 --> 00:56:58,416
Okay, kid!
474
00:56:58,416 --> 00:57:00,125
Drop it and maybe we'll talk about it!
475
00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:03,458
You follow me! My boat is a day's walk!
476
00:57:03,625 --> 00:57:05,833
if we leave right away, we'll be there before dark
477
00:57:05,916 --> 00:57:07,750
and have shelter from carnivores.
478
00:57:10,208 --> 00:57:11,208
Carnivores?
479
00:57:11,375 --> 00:57:12,541
Which carnivores?
480
00:57:12,666 --> 00:57:15,916
Hey, kid! Wait up! Which carnivores??
481
00:57:19,666 --> 00:57:21,958
Hopkins, you forgot your creature.
482
00:57:23,083 --> 00:57:25,041
Fucking Vietnam!
483
00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:43,458
Hey, kid, hey, what's your name?
484
00:57:43,458 --> 00:57:45,458
Chen, but you can call me Spring Roll,
485
00:57:45,458 --> 00:57:47,625
Americans call me that, Spring Roll!
486
00:57:47,791 --> 00:57:49,000
Spring Roll, Ok !
487
00:57:49,583 --> 00:57:52,125
Tell me, Spring Roll, what should we
be feeding these critters with?
488
00:57:52,125 --> 00:57:54,666
This is dirty lizard! We will eat it tonight!
489
00:57:54,958 --> 00:57:56,916
Are you crazy? We're not going to eat Elvis!
490
00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:59,833
I just want to know what is common to feed them with?!
491
00:57:59,833 --> 00:58:02,000
You beaucoup dinky dau G.I. Joe!
492
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,500
Boom Boom too close your head!
493
00:58:04,375 --> 00:58:06,125
Is this kid fucking nuts?
494
00:58:06,125 --> 00:58:08,583
I simply want to know what I should
give those critters to eat!
495
00:58:57,250 --> 00:59:00,166
What are those Americans doing here!?
496
00:59:00,375 --> 00:59:03,916
It could compromise operation Ronald Reagan!!
497
00:59:04,250 --> 00:59:07,791
I want them dead before dawn!!
498
00:59:07,791 --> 00:59:10,041
Professor Müller!! Herr Fürer!!
499
00:59:10,041 --> 00:59:13,041
Launch operation Abraham Lincoln!!
500
00:59:13,041 --> 00:59:14,750
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!
501
00:59:14,750 --> 00:59:17,833
Schnell! Launch the operation Abraham Lincoln!
502
00:59:34,458 --> 00:59:37,000
Tell me kid, where did all the people go?
503
00:59:37,083 --> 00:59:39,083
You, help us Americans!
504
00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:41,916
Help us find our mother !
505
00:59:42,583 --> 00:59:44,416
And me, bring you to Uncle!
506
00:59:44,416 --> 00:59:46,833
Shut up ! We cannot trust the Americans
507
00:59:47,458 --> 00:59:48,750
Have your parents been taken prisoner?
508
00:59:48,833 --> 00:59:52,250
Everyone gone GI, many moons ago,
509
00:59:52,333 --> 00:59:55,625
those who didn’t want to fight,
taken away by Uncle,
510
00:59:55,750 --> 00:59:56,958
never seen again
511
00:59:58,250 --> 00:59:59,166
My mother too
512
01:00:00,291 --> 01:00:02,208
My father, he...
513
01:00:03,166 --> 01:00:05,583
he died in the war against the Americans
514
01:00:09,125 --> 01:00:11,958
Listen, I promise we'll do everything we can for your mother.
515
01:00:12,666 --> 01:00:13,875
Thanks for your help.
516
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,125
Hey Come here!
517
01:00:15,666 --> 01:00:17,750
Hey, have you ever tasted this?
518
01:00:19,125 --> 01:00:20,541
You want one?
519
01:00:24,833 --> 01:00:27,875
So, what should we feed this little critter with?
520
01:00:35,333 --> 01:00:37,833
Look, we've got nothing against you,
we're no longer at war.
521
01:00:38,291 --> 01:00:40,416
What happened here, it's happening in my country.
522
01:00:40,416 --> 01:00:43,083
You killed my family,
dirty American dogs !
523
01:00:43,166 --> 01:00:45,583
I hate you, I hate George Bush
524
01:00:45,583 --> 01:00:47,666
I hate your freedom,
your big trucks!
525
01:00:47,666 --> 01:00:49,166
and your well mown loawns!
526
01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:50,625
I hate your hamburgers,
527
01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:53,708
your skyscrapers, the lessons you
give to the rest of world
528
01:00:53,708 --> 01:00:55,958
I hate America and capitalism!
529
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,333
You know when I came here,
it was to help your people,
530
01:00:58,416 --> 01:00:59,041
not to kill them.
531
01:00:59,750 --> 01:01:02,666
And believe me, I've helped as many as I could.
532
01:01:04,666 --> 01:01:05,583
Who knows?
533
01:01:05,958 --> 01:01:08,250
Maybe it all has to do with that Uncle
you're always talking about.
534
01:01:09,125 --> 01:01:10,375
Maybe your parents are over there.
535
01:01:10,875 --> 01:01:13,625
No way, Uncle has got nothing to
do with this!
536
01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:16,583
He is here for our people,
to protect our people,
537
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,750
Uncle takes good care of us!
538
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,708
Here, eat this.
539
01:01:30,708 --> 01:01:32,166
Sorry !
540
01:02:02,208 --> 01:02:03,875
I call him Elvis, that suits him, doesn't it?
541
01:02:05,125 --> 01:02:06,791
This is deinonychus
542
01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:08,958
him, is too small
543
01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:11,416
don’t have mom to feed him
544
01:02:21,041 --> 01:02:22,750
You must chew well
545
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,708
chew very well
546
01:02:26,083 --> 01:02:27,791
and then
547
01:02:31,958 --> 01:02:33,666
Disgusting!
548
01:02:34,750 --> 01:02:36,791
Looks like my grandmother with her poodle…
549
01:02:38,208 --> 01:02:40,708
You ask me, me show you !
550
01:02:40,750 --> 01:02:42,541
Oh yeah yeah! Let me try!
551
01:02:58,458 --> 01:03:00,333
Ah God damnit!!!
552
01:03:00,333 --> 01:03:02,125
Spring Roll help me!!!
553
01:03:02,125 --> 01:03:03,791
That creep did it again!!!
554
01:03:05,791 --> 01:03:08,458
Lizard like american sausage !!
555
01:04:16,041 --> 01:04:17,375
CONTAAAAAAAACT !!!
556
01:04:32,666 --> 01:04:34,000
Personnel treated Major.
557
01:04:34,041 --> 01:04:35,375
Nice work Kowalsky
558
01:04:35,416 --> 01:04:37,541
Hopkins, go check bodycount!
559
01:04:37,750 --> 01:04:39,875
Always the same doing the dirty work!
560
01:04:53,708 --> 01:04:54,666
Hey guys?
561
01:04:56,166 --> 01:04:57,666
Is that normal?!
562
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,541
Major, we've got a problem!
563
01:05:04,708 --> 01:05:06,041
I think we're facing…
564
01:05:08,666 --> 01:05:10,916
FUCKING GODDAMN ZOMBIE-CONGS!!!
565
01:05:13,625 --> 01:05:15,666
Goddamnit all, FIRE AT WILL!!!
566
01:05:26,791 --> 01:05:28,833
Shit, they're never dead! Reload!
567
01:05:30,541 --> 01:05:33,291
Haven't you ever seen a movie?
Shoot them in the head Goddamnit!!!
568
01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:44,375
At this rate we won't make it Major!
569
01:05:44,625 --> 01:05:46,000
They're everywhere!
570
01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:03,041
Hold your position, I'll cover the right flank!
571
01:06:03,041 --> 01:06:04,375
Understood Major!
572
01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:45,083
Ammunition depleted!
573
01:06:47,083 --> 01:06:48,500
Shit, I'm out!
574
01:06:55,250 --> 01:06:56,583
John, we're out of ammo, what do we do?
575
01:06:56,583 --> 01:06:58,000
Be creative or we'll all be in the dinner!
576
01:06:59,458 --> 01:07:00,791
How's that for creative?
577
01:07:06,458 --> 01:07:09,083
Yeaaaaaah it's like the 4th of July !!
578
01:07:09,166 --> 01:07:11,791
Dammit Hopkins, you could have warned us
about all that C4!
579
01:07:11,916 --> 01:07:13,375
Ooooh c'mon!
580
01:07:13,375 --> 01:07:16,000
Now we have to warn you every time we place C4!
581
01:07:17,583 --> 01:07:20,625
Major! Hopkins' counterattack seems to have been effective!
582
01:07:21,083 --> 01:07:22,916
There's no further movement Major!
583
01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:33,208
Say hello to uncle Hopkins...
584
01:07:42,916 --> 01:07:43,916
Now that…
585
01:07:44,083 --> 01:07:46,750
That's what I call a shitload of zombies!
586
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,458
Guys, pack it up, we're out of here!
587
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:08,916
It’s me !
588
01:08:09,291 --> 01:08:10,416
It’s Lan !
589
01:08:18,208 --> 01:08:19,541
Stop, it’s me!
590
01:08:19,708 --> 01:08:20,708
It’s me Lan! Stop!
591
01:08:22,416 --> 01:08:23,500
Please! Stop!
592
01:08:42,791 --> 01:08:45,583
Lan, Chen, I'm sorry...
593
01:08:46,041 --> 01:08:47,458
But it wasn't your mother...
594
01:08:47,583 --> 01:08:50,416
Mom would not want become like those demons.
595
01:08:51,166 --> 01:08:53,500
Mom, up there! With Pa!
596
01:08:54,416 --> 01:08:56,333
She, proud of us!
597
01:09:00,458 --> 01:09:02,458
You, follow me!
598
01:09:02,458 --> 01:09:04,500
Me lead you to boat.
599
01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:07,083
Come on both of you, let's go, let's hurry up!
600
01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:20,916
Hold your position as long as you can!
601
01:09:20,916 --> 01:09:22,125
Let's meet up at the kid's boat!
602
01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:23,208
And no bullshit!
603
01:09:25,708 --> 01:09:27,041
It's life and death, old pal!
604
01:09:39,666 --> 01:09:43,250
Hopkins, these ghouls have us outnumbered!
605
01:09:43,666 --> 01:09:47,000
Operate retreat, and I'll provide the necessary cover!
606
01:09:49,083 --> 01:09:51,666
Oh No! I'll hold 'em off myself!
607
01:09:51,875 --> 01:09:53,458
I'll get the medals!
608
01:09:53,458 --> 01:09:55,291
Beat it Kowalsky, that's an order!!!
609
01:10:07,708 --> 01:10:11,041
I have the rank of Staff Sergeant, which makes me your commanding officer!
610
01:10:11,583 --> 01:10:14,958
I'm just a processor and a memory card
in Sergeant Kowalsky's envelope,
611
01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:17,625
Get out of here, Hopkins, that's an order!
612
01:10:17,625 --> 01:10:18,750
Kowalsky, Noooo!
613
01:10:20,375 --> 01:10:22,833
Respect the chain of command, Corporal!
614
01:10:25,291 --> 01:10:27,958
I'll be back for you, old pal!
I promise!
615
01:10:29,916 --> 01:10:32,541
Semper Fidelis, Hopkins!
616
01:10:32,625 --> 01:10:34,208
Semper Fi!
617
01:10:38,083 --> 01:10:39,833
And now we're going to have a little party!
618
01:10:39,833 --> 01:10:41,500
Yes a nice little party!
619
01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:43,625
Just you and me!!
620
01:10:57,333 --> 01:10:59,250
Die, you Communist scum!!!
621
01:11:15,250 --> 01:11:16,458
Yeah, come on!!!
622
01:11:16,458 --> 01:11:18,041
Goddamn leftist swingers!!!
623
01:11:20,083 --> 01:11:22,333
Get your dirty paws off me you scum!!!
624
01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:28,958
Don't touch me!!
625
01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:49,458
Don't touch me you brain-dead socialists!!!
626
01:13:47,666 --> 01:13:49,125
Kowalsky nooo!!
627
01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:50,666
You fucking idiot!!
628
01:13:50,666 --> 01:13:52,958
Why did you do that??
629
01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:36,000
Isn’t it beautiful
630
01:14:36,708 --> 01:14:39,000
They, are last of their species
631
01:14:39,916 --> 01:14:45,708
They were exterminated when Americans dropped
agent Orange on Vietnam’s forests
632
01:14:47,291 --> 01:14:48,541
Fucking War...
633
01:14:49,708 --> 01:14:52,333
You know kid, I’m really sorry that I took part in all this...
634
01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:54,083
You don’t be sorry !
635
01:14:54,291 --> 01:14:56,541
You followed Uncle Sam’s orders !
636
01:14:56,625 --> 01:14:59,166
Vietcongs followed Uncle Ho orders !
637
01:14:59,833 --> 01:15:02,333
We, pawns on very big chessboard!
638
01:15:02,708 --> 01:15:05,250
You are one hell of a kid you know!
639
01:15:16,708 --> 01:15:19,625
Those two make quite a pair, don't you think?
640
01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:21,250
Yes!
641
01:15:22,833 --> 01:15:25,416
Thank you John, for saving my life.
642
01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:28,708
and have allowed my mother to rest in peace.
643
01:15:29,833 --> 01:15:31,125
You have mother John ?
644
01:15:31,625 --> 01:15:32,000
Yes
645
01:15:32,375 --> 01:15:34,458
She was named Atsuko, she was japanese
646
01:15:35,041 --> 01:15:37,875
After the Korean War when my dad died, she raised me alone
647
01:15:37,875 --> 01:15:39,708
And she taught me martial arts.
648
01:15:40,083 --> 01:15:42,541
Today they rest in peace together, up there.
649
01:15:53,583 --> 01:15:54,750
Here
650
01:15:55,833 --> 01:15:57,166
You saved my life
651
01:15:57,458 --> 01:16:00,333
It’s tradition to offer you something
652
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,875
Even if your god isn’t the same
653
01:16:03,250 --> 01:16:04,708
Bouddha will watch over you !
654
01:16:05,541 --> 01:16:06,250
Thank you
655
01:16:07,041 --> 01:16:08,458
Getting to meet you and Chen,
656
01:16:09,083 --> 01:16:12,125
Really made me realize that I wanted
to leave it all behind
657
01:16:12,250 --> 01:16:13,958
It’s a page of my life turning
658
01:16:15,458 --> 01:16:16,250
War...
659
01:16:16,541 --> 01:16:18,708
War will never change...
660
01:16:22,333 --> 01:16:23,375
Thank you John
661
01:16:23,833 --> 01:16:25,916
for opening my eyes
662
01:16:26,250 --> 01:16:30,125
You, Hopkins, Kowalsky
663
01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:33,375
are the first Americans I have spoken to
664
01:16:34,375 --> 01:16:36,208
We were told you were monsters
665
01:16:36,458 --> 01:16:39,250
That you would eat our children and rape our sisters
666
01:16:40,416 --> 01:16:42,583
But I had never met an American
667
01:16:44,291 --> 01:16:45,166
And I think
668
01:16:45,791 --> 01:16:47,291
I think now
669
01:16:47,750 --> 01:16:49,500
I want to live my own life
670
01:16:49,833 --> 01:16:51,291
With my own opinion
671
01:16:51,833 --> 01:16:54,541
I don’t want to take orders from anyone anymore
672
01:16:55,833 --> 01:16:57,291
The uncle betrayed us !
673
01:16:57,916 --> 01:16:59,375
He betrayed us all!
674
01:17:00,708 --> 01:17:02,875
Who is this Uncle you are always talking about ?
675
01:17:03,291 --> 01:17:03,958
John !
676
01:17:04,958 --> 01:17:06,250
They did it !
677
01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:08,208
Spring Roll was able to get CNN
678
01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:10,375
They are in the United States!
At Home!!
679
01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:12,291
They are on the American soil John !
680
01:17:14,083 --> 01:17:17,583
Boby Pope, live with Hardcore!
On the scene and in your face!
681
01:17:17,916 --> 01:17:19,583
reporting live from the streets of New York,
682
01:17:19,583 --> 01:17:23,083
where scenes worthy of World War 3 are
unfolding right now before our very eyes !
683
01:17:26,958 --> 01:17:30,333
I'm in the middle of the shooting, the screams,
the explosions and the suffering of the wounded!
684
01:17:30,666 --> 01:17:33,666
The enemy is in our streets! The United States are under attack!
685
01:17:33,666 --> 01:17:36,500
Americans, if you can hear me, we are at war!
686
01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:38,541
Barricade yourselves! Arm yourselves!
687
01:17:38,625 --> 01:17:41,583
Fight for your friends, your family or your city!
688
01:17:41,583 --> 01:17:43,791
This time nobody will do it for you!
689
01:17:54,375 --> 01:17:55,916
Us, have arrived G.I. !
690
01:17:56,250 --> 01:17:58,041
Us, have arrived at Uncle !
691
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:06,125
Holy fucking shit...
692
01:18:16,583 --> 01:18:18,166
And how do we get into this place ?
693
01:18:18,166 --> 01:18:19,416
It must be guarded
694
01:18:19,416 --> 01:18:21,166
They must have already spotted us
695
01:18:22,666 --> 01:18:24,916
I knew it! we should have expected this!
696
01:18:26,750 --> 01:18:29,416
A frontal attack without Kowalsky is suicide
697
01:18:29,875 --> 01:18:31,500
Lan, how do we get inside?
698
01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:33,666
I have an idea
699
01:18:33,833 --> 01:18:35,375
But you gonna have to trust me
700
01:18:56,083 --> 01:18:58,708
Comrade commander Nguyen Thi Lan, let us pass !
701
01:18:58,958 --> 01:19:00,583
I’m bringing an American prisoner to the Uncle
702
01:19:01,291 --> 01:19:02,916
My apologies Commander!
703
01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:24,708
Who are you American ?
704
01:19:24,708 --> 01:19:25,958
What are you doing here ?
705
01:19:42,958 --> 01:19:44,458
Who are you ?
706
01:19:53,083 --> 01:19:54,875
Lower your eyes! American dog!!
707
01:20:04,625 --> 01:20:06,916
Get up, capitalist demon!
708
01:20:16,875 --> 01:20:18,041
Komandir !
709
01:20:19,625 --> 01:20:22,041
You forgot the American balls!
710
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,166
Get in the tunnel, Hopkins!
711
01:20:39,291 --> 01:20:41,041
Look after the kid, Hopkins!
712
01:20:41,375 --> 01:20:42,833
Set up campsite, Hopkins!
713
01:20:42,958 --> 01:20:45,666
Damn it! I'm the one who should be having fun!
714
01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:48,958
After all, this was all my idea, wasn't it?
715
01:20:48,958 --> 01:20:50,250
What do you think, Elvis?
716
01:20:53,250 --> 01:20:55,416
You can't have a real conversation around here...
717
01:20:57,458 --> 01:20:59,166
I’m the one that should have been having fun!
718
01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:12,750
You didn't pull any punches!
719
01:21:12,750 --> 01:21:14,750
Sorry John, but it was necessary!
720
01:21:17,416 --> 01:21:19,250
Fucking Bastards
721
01:21:20,083 --> 01:21:22,583
They are experimenting on dinosaurs, but why?
722
01:21:22,583 --> 01:21:24,708
It’s part of the culture here to believe,
723
01:21:24,708 --> 01:21:30,083
that the blood flowing in the veins of the giant
lizards can give strenght, and eternal life.
724
01:22:07,458 --> 01:22:09,166
Kill me…
725
01:22:11,916 --> 01:22:13,583
Kill me…
726
01:22:16,166 --> 01:22:17,625
Leave us Lan
727
01:22:17,625 --> 01:22:19,666
But John?
728
01:22:23,791 --> 01:22:25,833
Tell my family...
729
01:22:28,208 --> 01:22:29,500
And my mother...
730
01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:32,666
You can count on me, Marine...
731
01:22:33,583 --> 01:22:35,833
Semper...
732
01:22:37,458 --> 01:22:39,708
Fi...
733
01:23:13,541 --> 01:23:17,250
Commander Nguyen Lan, Major John Hunter
734
01:23:17,708 --> 01:23:19,875
We know that you're here
735
01:23:20,083 --> 01:23:23,916
Surrender immediately and no harm will come to you.
736
01:24:13,041 --> 01:24:13,833
John?
737
01:24:13,833 --> 01:24:14,750
Yes, I'm here.
738
01:24:15,458 --> 01:24:17,583
Do not forget me...
739
01:24:17,583 --> 01:24:19,041
No Lan you’ll live!
740
01:24:20,791 --> 01:24:23,000
Save... America
741
01:24:23,708 --> 01:24:26,125
Save... Vietnam
742
01:24:26,458 --> 01:24:29,416
Save... Freedom...
743
01:26:07,416 --> 01:26:11,166
If you want something done right, do it yourself!
744
01:26:26,291 --> 01:26:29,458
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
745
01:26:29,541 --> 01:26:32,833
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
746
01:26:32,833 --> 01:26:34,625
Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse!
747
01:26:34,750 --> 01:26:36,458
Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse!
748
01:26:36,666 --> 01:26:38,208
Forever let us...
749
01:26:43,583 --> 01:26:46,041
Goddamn, is this a slumber party or something?
750
01:27:03,666 --> 01:27:04,791
Let me out of here!
751
01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:06,416
LET ME OUT OF HERE!!
752
01:27:06,750 --> 01:27:08,375
I told you I'm a tourist!
753
01:27:16,208 --> 01:27:17,833
And I suppose that breakfast is not included?
754
01:27:26,291 --> 01:27:28,041
Concentrate, Hopkins.
755
01:27:28,041 --> 01:27:29,333
Con-cen-trate.
756
01:27:59,041 --> 01:28:00,916
Well! It's all over!
757
01:28:28,166 --> 01:28:31,333
At last, the American princess joins us!
758
01:28:32,375 --> 01:28:35,750
We were beginning to wonder if you needed a kiss
759
01:28:35,750 --> 01:28:37,166
to wake you up.
760
01:28:43,375 --> 01:28:44,333
Who are you?
761
01:28:45,041 --> 01:28:46,000
And where am I?
762
01:28:46,291 --> 01:28:48,583
You've probably already heard of me...
763
01:28:48,708 --> 01:28:52,875
When you were busy, trying to colonize my country!
764
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:55,541
You and your kind used to call me...
765
01:28:58,500 --> 01:29:00,041
Uncle Hô!
766
01:29:02,333 --> 01:29:04,625
Bad enough you were one ugly motherfucker,
767
01:29:04,666 --> 01:29:06,416
but now you look more like a Peking duck!
768
01:29:06,500 --> 01:29:08,916
Hô Chi Minh is dead motherfucker!!! Untie me!
769
01:29:11,125 --> 01:29:12,541
American humor...
770
01:29:12,541 --> 01:29:14,458
As deplorable as ever...
771
01:29:15,125 --> 01:29:18,583
But I'm alive and well, as you can probably tell...
772
01:29:19,083 --> 01:29:20,500
Mr Hunter...
773
01:29:20,750 --> 01:29:22,000
How do you know my name asshole?
774
01:29:22,083 --> 01:29:23,708
But come on Major,
775
01:29:23,750 --> 01:29:26,833
everybody knows the name of the best warrior in the world,
776
01:29:26,833 --> 01:29:29,125
Uncle Sam's perfect little soldier!
777
01:29:29,833 --> 01:29:32,125
You see, Doctor Muller over here,
778
01:29:32,125 --> 01:29:36,291
had for a brother an old friend... and late... ally,
779
01:29:36,291 --> 01:29:38,000
the Colonel Kinsky!
780
01:29:38,458 --> 01:29:42,416
A close friend of your daughter's before she murdered him,
781
01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:44,625
Jenny, am I right?
782
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:49,250
Mention my daughter's name again,
you Communist mummy bastard,
783
01:29:49,750 --> 01:29:52,416
and I swear I'll unscrew your head
and shit down your neck!
784
01:29:52,416 --> 01:29:54,250
Oh... No Mr Hunter,
785
01:29:54,250 --> 01:29:57,916
because thanks to this machine invented by Dr Muller,
786
01:29:57,916 --> 01:30:01,958
I’m going to convert you to the
communist doctrine in no time!
787
01:30:02,083 --> 01:30:03,916
And the funniest part of all,
788
01:30:03,916 --> 01:30:08,583
is that it's fueled by the poison America has been spreading
on our land for decades,
789
01:30:08,583 --> 01:30:10,166
Agent Orange!
790
01:30:12,791 --> 01:30:14,958
How ironic!
791
01:30:14,958 --> 01:30:19,583
In a few minutes, you'll forget all about your precious green bills
792
01:31:15,750 --> 01:31:16,916
Are you American?
793
01:31:18,333 --> 01:31:19,458
Corporal Leeroy Hopkins
794
01:31:19,583 --> 01:31:20,958
the American dream in person
795
01:31:22,833 --> 01:31:24,000
Holy Shit!
796
01:31:24,375 --> 01:31:26,500
So let me tell you one thing
797
01:31:28,416 --> 01:31:29,541
What they did to us
798
01:31:30,666 --> 01:31:32,000
They'll do it to you too
799
01:31:35,250 --> 01:31:38,458
If I were you, I'd kill myself right now
800
01:31:39,041 --> 01:31:41,708
Holy shit guys, you are really ugly as hell
801
01:31:42,875 --> 01:31:44,875
That's sweet of you to say, but no thanks.
802
01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:47,250
Fucking dinosaurs,
803
01:31:47,250 --> 01:31:48,916
no wonder the chickens replaced you
804
01:31:48,916 --> 01:31:51,041
Listen to me you fucking redneck!
805
01:31:51,041 --> 01:31:54,125
Me and my boys have been here since 1968, all right?!
806
01:31:54,333 --> 01:31:56,500
We've been rotting here for 22 years
807
01:31:57,333 --> 01:31:59,250
You've no idea what we've been through,
808
01:31:59,250 --> 01:32:00,541
what they did to us
809
01:32:00,750 --> 01:32:03,583
We’re what’s left of our company, okay!?
810
01:32:03,916 --> 01:32:07,166
The MIAs of A Shau Valley... Rings a bell?
811
01:32:07,166 --> 01:32:08,166
A Shau?
812
01:32:08,958 --> 01:32:10,916
Are you the Green Berets of D Company?
813
01:32:12,250 --> 01:32:13,916
We've lost the berets...
814
01:32:14,833 --> 01:32:17,958
but at least we're still green! Right, guys?
815
01:32:20,791 --> 01:32:22,541
Listen guys, I didn't come alone,
816
01:32:22,625 --> 01:32:24,750
I came with Major John Hunter,
817
01:32:24,833 --> 01:32:26,000
we're gonna get you guys out of here!
818
01:32:26,916 --> 01:32:28,375
Hunter...
819
01:32:28,375 --> 01:32:29,375
Hunter the smoker?
820
01:32:29,375 --> 01:32:30,541
Yeah
821
01:32:30,666 --> 01:32:34,125
Goddamn guys ! This jerk, he came with
Major Hunter the smoker !!!
822
01:32:34,125 --> 01:32:35,083
The Bolshevik killer!!!
823
01:32:35,083 --> 01:32:36,375
We're fucking saved!
824
01:32:40,500 --> 01:32:44,375
Oh Elvis, your daddy really missed you, you know that?
825
01:32:45,333 --> 01:32:48,375
Tell me sweetie, don't you have an
idea how to get us out of here?
826
01:32:57,625 --> 01:33:00,166
Go Elvis, go! Go, go, go!
827
01:33:14,041 --> 01:33:15,958
Elvis, what do you want to do with that?
828
01:33:16,625 --> 01:33:17,458
Over there!
829
01:33:17,833 --> 01:33:19,291
The big guy
830
01:33:19,625 --> 01:33:20,208
There!
831
01:33:20,833 --> 01:33:22,708
Go, go, go!
832
01:33:31,958 --> 01:33:33,208
Too big!
833
01:33:33,458 --> 01:33:34,458
Too big!
834
01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:36,166
The key
835
01:33:36,541 --> 01:33:38,291
The key
836
01:33:43,916 --> 01:33:47,583
Oh yes Elvis the Key! On the guard there! Go!
837
01:34:03,500 --> 01:34:06,875
Come on, Come on, Come on!!
838
01:34:09,625 --> 01:34:11,375
Oh no...
839
01:34:41,333 --> 01:34:44,125
Hey! Hurry up!
840
01:34:44,333 --> 01:34:45,416
Do you know where Hunter is?
841
01:34:45,416 --> 01:34:47,458
Yeah, the plan was the girl would bring him to The Lab.
842
01:34:48,166 --> 01:34:50,500
The lab, we know where that is...
843
01:34:50,500 --> 01:34:52,375
They tortured us there for 20 years!
844
01:34:57,666 --> 01:35:01,166
Holyshit guys! If I find that fuckhead doctor, I'll eat him up!
845
01:35:03,916 --> 01:35:04,833
Take this Corporal!
846
01:35:09,833 --> 01:35:11,916
Let's go, to the lab now!
847
01:35:12,208 --> 01:35:14,750
OU-AH !!
848
01:35:32,291 --> 01:35:37,708
Has this man embraced
Marxism-Leninism, Dr Muller?
849
01:35:42,791 --> 01:35:44,875
Oh no, oh no!
850
01:35:44,875 --> 01:35:48,333
When I’ll come back, I want this man
ready to share everything!
851
01:35:55,416 --> 01:35:57,500
I'll kill you, you Nazi bastard,
852
01:35:57,666 --> 01:36:00,000
just like I killed your brother before.
853
01:36:08,458 --> 01:36:10,500
And how do you plan to do that, Mr Hunter?
854
01:36:10,500 --> 01:36:12,625
First I'm going to use you as a shield,
855
01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:18,000
then I'm going to kill that guard over there with
the tools you have here.
856
01:36:18,791 --> 01:36:23,666
And finally, I'm gonna shove your head so far up
that fucking nerd's ass,
857
01:36:23,750 --> 01:36:25,541
he’ll puke out your glasses
858
01:36:32,958 --> 01:36:36,000
What makes you think we're going
to let you do this?
859
01:36:36,583 --> 01:36:38,333
What day is it? Tuesday?
860
01:36:40,791 --> 01:36:42,083
It's arm day!
861
01:37:05,583 --> 01:37:06,875
Now it's your turn!
862
01:37:19,583 --> 01:37:21,083
What the fuck is that?!
863
01:37:30,125 --> 01:37:32,958
Leave my buddy alone, you fucking
communist motherfuckers!!!!
864
01:37:32,958 --> 01:37:34,416
Damn it Hopkins, they're already dead!!!
865
01:37:34,416 --> 01:37:36,583
Come on John, we've got to get out of here,
the whole base is on alert!
866
01:37:36,666 --> 01:37:38,166
What in God's name is that?
867
01:37:39,250 --> 01:37:40,916
I'll explain later !!
868
01:37:40,916 --> 01:37:42,333
Here John, grab this!
869
01:37:46,458 --> 01:37:48,166
It should fit you!
870
01:37:48,166 --> 01:37:49,625
Follow me, we have to get the hell out of here!
871
01:37:49,625 --> 01:37:51,125
No, I got one more thing!
872
01:37:51,291 --> 01:37:54,041
Find the exit with your men, and meet
me at the extraction point!
873
01:37:54,041 --> 01:37:55,541
Oh no no no,
874
01:37:55,541 --> 01:37:58,250
I've already lost Kowalsky so
I'm not going to leave you too!
875
01:37:58,250 --> 01:38:00,458
Don't piss me off Hopkins,
it's a personal matter!
876
01:38:00,458 --> 01:38:02,000
That Hô Chi Minh bastard is still alive!
877
01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:03,166
Ho Chi what??
878
01:38:03,166 --> 01:38:05,041
That dirty old bastard is still alive!
879
01:38:05,041 --> 01:38:08,541
Find the exit, and take your men with you, now go!
880
01:38:08,625 --> 01:38:11,791
Hurry up guys, Go Go Go Go Go!!!
881
01:38:11,916 --> 01:38:13,875
As for you...
882
01:38:17,541 --> 01:38:20,041
Let's see how willing you are
to share your wealth!
883
01:38:30,875 --> 01:38:33,375
Give my regards to your brother motherfucker!
884
01:39:46,333 --> 01:39:48,250
Lizardman!! Noooooo!!
885
01:39:49,291 --> 01:39:50,583
Is this the only way out?
886
01:39:50,583 --> 01:39:52,250
The only one I know, corporal!
887
01:39:52,250 --> 01:39:53,708
The exit is right behind!
888
01:39:53,708 --> 01:39:55,083
Of course it is!
889
01:39:57,916 --> 01:40:00,541
Allahu akbar... on F2!
890
01:40:01,708 --> 01:40:02,541
F...
891
01:40:03,250 --> 01:40:04,000
Dos...
892
01:40:05,791 --> 01:40:07,041
He sank my aircraft carrier!
893
01:40:10,500 --> 01:40:12,125
I shoot on...
894
01:40:13,041 --> 01:40:15,041
I shoot...
895
01:40:15,041 --> 01:40:15,625
H4!!
896
01:40:21,916 --> 01:40:23,458
Someone asked for democracy!?
897
01:40:23,458 --> 01:40:25,166
Santa Maria Madré dé Dios...
898
01:40:25,166 --> 01:40:26,750
El Commando Ninja!!
899
01:40:52,708 --> 01:40:55,166
Ho Chi Minh! Get out of here you bastard!!
900
01:40:55,333 --> 01:40:57,500
Corporal look! It's Major Hunter!!
901
01:40:57,541 --> 01:40:58,583
We're saved!!
902
01:40:59,166 --> 01:41:00,375
John! Down here!
903
01:41:00,375 --> 01:41:01,291
Hopkins!
904
01:41:01,291 --> 01:41:02,958
The exit is right there!
905
01:41:03,125 --> 01:41:05,541
But they reinforced their position, those Bastards !!!
906
01:41:08,791 --> 01:41:10,375
The major has a plan...
907
01:41:10,750 --> 01:41:11,958
I saw it in his eyes
908
01:41:33,750 --> 01:41:35,625
Ok let’s go! Let’s go!
909
01:41:39,791 --> 01:41:41,166
I’m meltiiiing!
910
01:41:43,583 --> 01:41:44,583
Don’t shoot!
911
01:41:45,291 --> 01:41:46,791
Let the fuckers melt!
912
01:41:59,041 --> 01:42:00,416
Well done Hopkins
913
01:42:40,750 --> 01:42:43,708
So you've chosen confrontation, American!
914
01:42:47,250 --> 01:42:48,875
We'll sort this out, you and me,
915
01:42:48,875 --> 01:42:50,666
no need for more innocent people to die!
916
01:42:53,625 --> 01:42:56,041
My operation is underway,
917
01:42:56,166 --> 01:42:58,625
America must be on its knees
918
01:42:58,625 --> 01:43:01,541
There are no innocents, Mr. Hunter!
919
01:43:03,500 --> 01:43:05,583
For you, it'll be Major!
920
01:43:16,375 --> 01:43:18,041
I thought I taught you better...
921
01:43:18,375 --> 01:43:19,708
My apprentice!
922
01:43:30,583 --> 01:43:33,041
Don't you recognize me... John?
923
01:43:35,833 --> 01:43:38,291
Master... Yin??
924
01:43:47,250 --> 01:43:48,875
Master, Why??
925
01:43:48,875 --> 01:43:52,958
ENOUGH!! You wanted a confrontation, so fight,
926
01:43:53,458 --> 01:43:55,500
COMMANDO NINJA!!
927
01:44:08,875 --> 01:44:11,000
Who are you? You're not my master!
928
01:44:11,083 --> 01:44:14,375
If you want to know, you'll have to defeat me!
929
01:44:29,250 --> 01:44:30,833
What did... You do to me?
930
01:44:30,833 --> 01:44:32,833
I made you feel the pain,
931
01:44:32,833 --> 01:44:35,000
the pain of losing your family,
932
01:44:35,000 --> 01:44:36,041
your friends,
933
01:44:36,041 --> 01:44:37,416
your country,
934
01:44:37,416 --> 01:44:40,708
the pain that America brought
to the people of Vietnam!
935
01:44:50,958 --> 01:44:54,875
It was a pleasure to train you to the art of Ninjutsu John
936
01:44:54,875 --> 01:44:56,916
You were my best apprentice
937
01:44:59,416 --> 01:45:01,125
KILL ME JOHN, KILL ME!!
938
01:45:01,250 --> 01:45:02,250
Master Yin??
939
01:45:08,000 --> 01:45:13,291
When I sensed your Ki, it was my duty to train
you to the art of Ninjutsu!
940
01:45:15,416 --> 01:45:18,125
Do you remember the 5 elements?
941
01:45:20,000 --> 01:45:21,375
Do you remember them?
942
01:45:22,083 --> 01:45:23,458
The Earth!
943
01:45:27,625 --> 01:45:29,000
The Fire!
944
01:45:33,416 --> 01:45:35,458
HELP ME JOHN, KILL ME!
945
01:45:37,041 --> 01:45:37,958
The Air!
946
01:45:43,541 --> 01:45:44,916
The Water!
947
01:46:10,625 --> 01:46:11,750
And...
948
01:46:11,750 --> 01:46:12,875
Time!
949
01:46:24,541 --> 01:46:27,500
So you've chosen confrontation, American!
950
01:46:31,041 --> 01:46:32,666
We'll sort this out, you and me,
951
01:46:32,666 --> 01:46:34,458
no need for more innocent people to die!
952
01:46:37,416 --> 01:46:39,833
My operation is underway,
953
01:46:39,958 --> 01:46:42,416
America must be on its knees
954
01:46:42,416 --> 01:46:45,333
There are no innocents, Mr. Hunter!
955
01:46:47,291 --> 01:46:49,375
For you, it'll be Major!
956
01:47:10,000 --> 01:47:13,000
You've exposed me, Mr. Hunter...
957
01:47:15,166 --> 01:47:18,916
I'll save you further suffering by telling you that
958
01:47:18,916 --> 01:47:20,791
neither your beloved master
959
01:47:20,791 --> 01:47:24,291
nor the USSR planned all this.
960
01:47:25,333 --> 01:47:28,375
You see, I needed a strong body
961
01:47:28,375 --> 01:47:30,875
and Colonel Yin, your master, and Colonel Yin, your master,
962
01:47:30,875 --> 01:47:34,375
was the strongest human I found in this world.
963
01:47:34,375 --> 01:47:38,041
However, I underestimated the power of his mind
964
01:47:38,250 --> 01:47:42,125
you humans are not short of surprises...
965
01:47:42,541 --> 01:47:45,541
Are you wondering who I am? Yesssssss...
966
01:47:45,750 --> 01:47:48,583
I'm a child of Agent Orange,
967
01:47:48,583 --> 01:47:50,666
as you call them in America.
968
01:47:51,166 --> 01:47:56,291
I was created after your nerve agents were sprayed on the forests of Vietnam,
969
01:47:56,291 --> 01:47:59,583
and I'm in a way a pure American product,
970
01:47:59,583 --> 01:48:01,833
just like you Mr. Hunter!
971
01:48:07,750 --> 01:48:09,916
Thanks to your master's body,
972
01:48:09,916 --> 01:48:16,791
it was disconcertingly easy to manipulate
these INCOMPETENT nations!
973
01:48:16,791 --> 01:48:20,041
And to join them to my cause, posing as their leader.
974
01:48:21,375 --> 01:48:22,750
Stupid imbeciles!
975
01:48:22,875 --> 01:48:27,625
However, I feel no less hatred for the Soviet nations of the East,
976
01:48:27,625 --> 01:48:30,625
than your capitalist Union of the West!
977
01:48:30,625 --> 01:48:34,291
I hate all humans! Yessssssss
978
01:48:34,750 --> 01:48:36,791
My plan to exterminate you is...
979
01:48:44,958 --> 01:48:47,000
The best stories are the shortest
980
01:48:57,333 --> 01:48:59,250
Only a Commando Ninja can kill,
981
01:48:59,458 --> 01:49:01,541
another Commando Ninja!
982
01:49:50,875 --> 01:49:53,083
Still Boby Pope for Hardcore Special Report,
983
01:49:53,083 --> 01:49:56,541
Live from the streets of New York, where battles raged all day!
984
01:50:01,625 --> 01:50:03,750
I'm now trapped, with some brave police officers,
985
01:50:03,750 --> 01:50:07,083
Led by what appears to be, a member of the U.S. Marine Corps!
986
01:50:08,541 --> 01:50:10,375
Excuse me miss, a word please!
987
01:50:10,583 --> 01:50:12,708
Hide you moron!! you're giving our position!!!
988
01:50:12,750 --> 01:50:14,750
Young lady! A word, quickly!
989
01:50:17,916 --> 01:50:19,791
You! Record this!
990
01:50:27,666 --> 01:50:30,000
Enemies of the USA, listen to me!
991
01:50:34,875 --> 01:50:37,291
I joined the Marines for a good reason...
992
01:50:37,291 --> 01:50:39,250
I love killing bad guys!
993
01:50:40,000 --> 01:50:41,833
But the problem I'm seeing now,
994
01:50:42,041 --> 01:50:43,333
is that today
995
01:50:43,333 --> 01:50:46,541
I'm looking at the results of my own country's bullshit!
996
01:50:51,666 --> 01:50:55,333
Vietnamese, Iraqis, African-Americans, Cubans...
997
01:50:55,333 --> 01:50:57,625
Each of you has something to blame us for,
998
01:50:57,625 --> 01:51:00,708
and your thirst for justice and revenge is justified!
999
01:51:00,708 --> 01:51:03,416
We even built our nation on the blood of an entire people!
1000
01:51:04,083 --> 01:51:05,875
You are dead American Dog!!
1001
01:51:06,000 --> 01:51:07,500
Amigo, let her speak !
1002
01:51:08,083 --> 01:51:09,041
She is not wrong...
1003
01:51:09,291 --> 01:51:12,333
So yes, I love killing bad guys!
1004
01:51:12,750 --> 01:51:15,208
But the killing of innocents must stop...
1005
01:51:15,208 --> 01:51:18,041
Looking at you, those I’d love to kill,
1006
01:51:18,041 --> 01:51:19,583
are those who sent you here!
1007
01:51:19,583 --> 01:51:25,250
In their eyes, you're anonymous! They've manipulated you, torn you away from your homes and families,
1008
01:51:25,250 --> 01:51:27,541
to send you to kill other anonymous!
1009
01:51:27,541 --> 01:51:29,333
Si si, she’s right!
1010
01:51:29,416 --> 01:51:30,208
Si comrade!
1011
01:51:30,958 --> 01:51:34,083
Perhaps the best way to fight the forces of evil,
1012
01:51:34,083 --> 01:51:35,791
is to stop fighting
1013
01:51:35,916 --> 01:51:39,125
As our constitution states, we are all born equal
1014
01:51:40,083 --> 01:51:44,041
Here, America is a land of infinite opportunities!
1015
01:51:44,041 --> 01:51:46,958
For all those who believe in equality, democracy
1016
01:51:46,958 --> 01:51:48,000
and FREEDOM!
1017
01:51:48,375 --> 01:51:50,958
I want, an American Coca Cola !!!
1018
01:51:50,958 --> 01:51:53,416
And me the green card ! And females!!
1019
01:51:53,416 --> 01:51:55,125
And me, all my oil in your 4x4!
1020
01:51:57,250 --> 01:51:58,875
And me, I want a risk bonus!
1021
01:51:58,875 --> 01:52:01,291
So let's share a good pepperoni pizza,
1022
01:52:01,291 --> 01:52:03,750
and make America, A DREAM AGAIN!!!
1023
01:53:36,166 --> 01:53:38,583
This is the best Christmas pizza I've ever had!
1024
01:53:40,041 --> 01:53:42,416
Pepperoni pizza peppers marshmallows,
1025
01:53:42,416 --> 01:53:43,708
my favorite!
1026
01:53:55,583 --> 01:53:56,541
Spring Roll no!!!
1027
01:53:56,750 --> 01:53:58,458
We said gifts are for tomorrow morning!
1028
01:54:00,041 --> 01:54:01,166
That kid!
1029
01:54:03,000 --> 01:54:05,791
Hot burgers and cold sodas for everyone,
on the house!
1030
01:54:07,041 --> 01:54:08,791
Elvis no!!! Daddy said No!!!
1031
01:54:08,791 --> 01:54:09,666
My Pizza!!!
1032
01:54:09,666 --> 01:54:13,000
Hopkins! I already told you
the lizard is OK but in the garage!
1033
01:54:14,375 --> 01:54:16,208
Oh look guys I'm on TV!!!
1034
01:54:16,375 --> 01:54:17,916
Turn it up Spring Roll!!!
1035
01:54:17,916 --> 01:54:19,708
Let me proudly award the Medal of Freedom,
1036
01:54:19,708 --> 01:54:23,708
to US Air Force Corporal Leeroy G. Hopkins
1037
01:54:23,708 --> 01:54:28,291
a true American hero.
1038
01:54:29,125 --> 01:54:30,958
And as of today,
1039
01:54:30,958 --> 01:54:33,750
I declare the
COMMANDO NINJA FORCE
1040
01:54:33,750 --> 01:54:37,250
as an official entity of the United States of America,
1041
01:54:37,250 --> 01:54:39,083
the last rempart against the forces of evil
1042
01:54:39,083 --> 01:54:41,791
And he didn't even mention about the salary!
1043
01:54:42,541 --> 01:54:45,333
Being nurtured by Liberty and Patriotism,
1044
01:54:45,333 --> 01:54:50,916
these shadow heroes only asked for the minimum
first class enlisted compensation.
1045
01:54:50,958 --> 01:54:53,916
Long live the Commando Ninja Force!
1046
01:55:01,166 --> 01:55:03,458
Spring Roll! No, no and no!
1047
01:55:03,625 --> 01:55:06,583
We're not going to celebrate
Christmas without Uncle Kowalsky!
1048
01:55:15,125 --> 01:55:16,500
You son of a gun!
1049
01:55:22,458 --> 01:55:24,083
Merry Christmas my friends!!!
1050
01:55:24,333 --> 01:55:26,250
Merry Christmas!!!
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