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*
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(radio static whirs)
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(engine idling)
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(window gears roll down)
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(idling continues)
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(monitor beeping)
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(monitor flatlines)
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Scalpel, please.
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In through the first layer
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Can I have a clamp, please?
Got a bleeder.
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Clamp?
I'm gonna go in with my hand.
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Cloth. Okay.
Scalpel.
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(monitor flatlines)
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(mellow music)
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*
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(doorbell buzzes)
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Hey!
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What is your problem, dude?
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Oh, sorry.
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Sorry, man.
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Sorry. My fault.
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(mumbles)
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*
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What's your problem?
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*
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(person sighs)
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Dude...
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*
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(sighs)
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*
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(clears throat)
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Are you just gonna stand there?
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Yeah, what's your problem?
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JEROME:
My problem?
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As far back as I can remember,
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I've wanted to stop being
so goddamn sensitive.
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(woman vocalizes)
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(energetic music)
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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(woman vocalizing)
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JEROME: The first time I knew
something was wrong with me,
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it was a sleepover
at Billy Lee's house.
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I was eight years old.
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Come on, please.
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We were arguing
over which movie to watch.
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Outstanding.
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Oh, Jerome, no!
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I am not watching
Titanic again.
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(sighs)
Okay, fine.
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I brought two other ones.
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Let me see.
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We're gonna take a vote.
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Who wants to watch
Bridget Jones' Diarrhea?
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That's not what it--
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Zero votes.
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Who wants to watch
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How Stella Gets
Her Boobs Back?
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It's "groove back,"
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not "boobs back."
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And it's very empowering.
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Guess that's one vote
for no boobs.
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Okay, now who wants to watch
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Nightmare of Death 2:
Another Hell Dream,
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rated R?
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JEROME: I wanted to watch
people fall in love.
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Billy and the others
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wanted to watch them
get stabbed to death.
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As I got older,
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kids went from seeing me
as a curiosity
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to seeing me
as an easy target.
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-He's so screwed.
-(laughs)
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What's up, Jerms?
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I said, "What's up, Jerms?"
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JEROME: Dan was one
of the most feared guys
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in the whole school.
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(laughs)
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What you got there, Jerms?
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Oh, nothing,
just some art supplies.
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What are you gonna do with
those fart supplies, Jerms?
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(laughter)
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Uh, not--yeah, they're
for my decoupage project.
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Your "gay coupons" project?
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(laughter)
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(laughs mockingly)
Yeah.
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Okay, well, you know,
I should probably get going.
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Mm.
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I don't think so.
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Hey! Whoa!
Hey! Give--
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-Whoa!
-(laughter)
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What do we have here?
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JEROME:
Dan, this is not funny.
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Those are my acrylics!
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You know how much
those cost my mom?
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I was treated like I was weak
because I was weak.
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I let it happen
because I deserved it.
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(haunting organ music)
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But somewhere
in the back of my mind,
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I knew it had to stop.
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(slowed)
Not the vase!
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*
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(mellow music)
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People--people say
all the time,
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"What's wrong with Dad?
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"He seems like
he's hiding something.
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Why won't Dad let go?"
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Oh, masculinity.
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Little thing
called masculinity.
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What's--what's the word
that I can find--
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"Mask."
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Mask-ulinity.
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The answer is...
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(stutters)
Embedded in the word.
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And you wonder
why Dad can't cry.
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(musical reverberation)
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(squelching)
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(indistinct chatter)
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WOMAN:
That's really good.
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Thanks.
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It's perfect.
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(stammers)
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Oh, can you just humor me
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and just make...
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that just
a tiny bit bigger?
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Yeah, sure.
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MAN: We got that meeting
at 4:00 it looks like.
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WOMAN:
Mm-hmm.
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-MAN: You liking that?
-WOMAN: Yeah.
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MAN: She said "refreshing,"
specifically.
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WOMAN: Eh, I'm worried
about that.
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MAN: Right.
Maybe try an indigo.
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Okay, yeah.
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MAN: Ah--
(sighs)
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WOMAN:
Try lowering the opacity.
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MAN: Yeah.
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WOMAN: Mm, no,
too much, sweetheart.
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MAN:
Hey, just talked to Jen.
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She said she wants vibrant.
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-MAN: She said "refreshing."
-WOMAN: Oh, okay.
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(whispering)
We regroup at 4:00.
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-I know.
-She knows.
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What--what if it's
an ultramarine?
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Could you just shrink
the logo by 30%?
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-(keys clacking)
-MAN: Feels more like 20%.
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Yeah. Nudge it to the left.
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Left, left, left,
left, left, left.
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Stop.
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Excuse me.
To the right.
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WOMAN:
How about an ultramarine?
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-MAN: Good idea.
-MAN: Yeah, ultramarine.
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WOMAN:
Uh-huh.
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-No.
-MAN: That's not working.
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-Actually, knock out the logo.
-MAN: We need that logo.
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-Try adding a thicker border.
-PNG or...
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-MAN: You guys try Gotham?
-Flip it.
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-Just a hair.
-Flip the image, honey.
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-Some other option.
-No.
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-Honey, flip it back.
-(overlapping chatter)
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MAN: It's a social media
handle.
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WOMAN:
Let's just start over.
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MAN: Remember to save.
(crunches)
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(upbeat music)
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CROWD: (chanting)
Deep-sea predators!
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Deep-sea predators!
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MAN: Yes, let me hear it.
Deep-sea predators!
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Listen, the problem
with our society
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is that it's a society
of conformists.
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These are people
that expect you to stay
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at the bottom of the food
chain, wag your little tail...
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-(laughter)
-And swim away
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when the bigger guys show up.
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You know what I say?
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I saw screw that!
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Because there
are no microorganisms.
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Excuse me. Sorry.
Excuse me. Sorry.
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MAN: There are only
micro-attitudes.
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You know, people come
to me all the time,
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and they say, "Thanks
to the top food chain method,"
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"I'm eating organisms
twice my size,
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and I maybe have lost weight."
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(cheers and applause)
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Oh, okay, I see some new faces
in the crowd tonight.
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Uh, yeah, you in the back with
the yellow, uh, inner organs...
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-What? Me?
-MAN: What's your name?
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-Where you from, man?
-Oh, uh, I-I'm Anton.
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I'm from the other side
of that bit of kelp over there.
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MAN: All right, well,
let's make some noise
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for Anton from the other side
of the kelp.
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Come on, everybody,
give him a hand.
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-Get him up here.
-(laughs) Okay.
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-Thank you.
-Talk to me, man.
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What are you doing here?
Why are you here?
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Uh, well, I want to become
a better writer.
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Sometimes people even laugh
at me at the poetry clubs,
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and I-I really think--
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I imagine that's not
the response you want...
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-N-no.
-At the club.
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Yeah, no, no.
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And so what you are telling me
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is that you actually need to
gain respect from your peers.
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Yeah, yeah, I suppose.
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Respect, my friend,
is all about who is dominant
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in the current situation.
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And I think you already know
what you should do.
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U-uh...
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'Cause you're gonna eat
all those other poets.
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(cheers and applause)
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-Wait. What?
-Listen, Anton.
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Do you want to be
on the bottom,
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or do you want to be
on the top, my friend?
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-(stammers)
-I am serious.
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You could go back
to your shit life
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and be
some bottom-feeding loser
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from the other side
of the kelp,
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but I have a feeling
you're here
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because you're
the kind of organism
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that strives
for greatness.
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Am I wrong?
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No, I want to be the best.
I really do.
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Look at me
and say it after me!
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-Huh!
-Huh.
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-Louder. Huh!
-Huh!
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Look at this guy!
Isn't he a deep-sea predator?
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Say "I'm going to eat
those other poets."
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I--uh...
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Leave the weakness
behind, Anton!
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Okay, I'm going to eat
the other poets!
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I said, "Hell, yes!"
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You have witnessed the birth
of a predator, people!
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Okay, wow.
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Whoo!
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I'm gonna eat them.
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-(crowd chanting)
-Yeah.
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(bell dings)
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(suspenseful note)
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(breathes deeply)
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You might think
I'm about to tell you
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how I finally learned
to stand up to my bully,
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but, no.
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I was too much
of a pussy for that.
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If I was gonna stop Dan
from tormenting me,
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I would have to use
the only thing I understood...
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emotions.
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*
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(gun clicks)
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*
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Dear Dan,
on numerous occasions,
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you've demonstrated
that you have vast reserves
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of passion and commitment.
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These are admirable qualities.
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Unfortunately, until now,
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those qualities
have only been directed
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toward my humiliation
and torture.
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You're a smart guy.
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I bet if you looked around,
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you could easily find
a more constructive outlet
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for your considerable talents.
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Everybody gets sad sometimes.
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That's part of what it means
to be a human being.
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When I'm sad,
I like to have a good cry.
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Try it.
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You might find it's more
effective than punching me.
263
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,502
Your friend, Jerome.
264
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:40,674
*
265
00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:43,176
DAN: Nobody's ever said
anything nice about me before.
266
00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,645
From now on,
we're best friends.
267
00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:48,882
*
268
00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,317
JEROME:
That was it.
269
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,820
No more beatings,
no more wedgies.
270
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,989
In fact, no more bullying
of any kind.
271
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:58,826
Don't get me wrong.
Dan still has his problems.
272
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:01,695
His inner bully would still
come out from time to time.
273
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,530
Now that I think about it,
274
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:07,835
he's still a little bit
of a dick, even now.
275
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,337
But for the most part,
he was changing.
276
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,972
And I was changing.
277
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,373
It was a glorious time.
278
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:19,179
(mellow tones)
279
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,516
(alarm bell ringing,
siren wailing)
280
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:26,553
(indistinct shouting,
horn blares)
281
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,993
Everybody down!
282
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,828
Listen up!
Listen up!
283
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,830
Let's hit those front
and rear exits, stat!
284
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:37,998
You got it, Cap!
285
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,332
All right, let's cut
the juice first, though.
286
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,001
That's a better idea.
Rock and roll.
287
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,836
Yeah, good--good idea.
288
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,872
(ringing stops)
289
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:51,044
(indistinct chatter
over radio)
290
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,518
Hey, Cap.
Sorry about that juice thing.
291
00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,853
I just figured that's protocol.
292
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,354
Forget about it.
We're in a fire right now.
293
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,690
O'Neill, I just secured
three civilians.
294
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,793
(both scream)
295
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,129
(truck door closes)
296
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,869
Hey, Cap, what's the matter?
297
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,871
Yeah, can I talk to you
for a sec?
298
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,873
Now's not really
a good time.
299
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,975
You're right.
Go deal with your fire.
300
00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,812
(indistinct chatter
over radio)
301
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,814
Now I have two fires
to put out, don't I?
302
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,481
What, are you guys
on a fucking date?
303
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:29,983
We got a fire over here.
304
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,985
Hey, Cap, if you're not gonna
use that ax, can I have it?
305
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,520
-You want this ax?
-Yeah.
306
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,990
Jesus.
307
00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,859
What the hell is eating you?
308
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,996
Why didn't you invite me
to Kate's party?
309
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,833
(sighs)
You don't even like karaoke.
310
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,701
-I bought her a gift.
-Well, then return it.
311
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,640
You know what?
312
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,475
I'm done.
313
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,977
-Oh, Jesus, Cap.
-This is my last fire.
314
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,979
What's going on? We're getting
our asses kicked over here.
315
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,480
He just needs a minute,
all right?
316
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,149
(sighs)
Oh, my G--
317
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,151
Classic Chad.
318
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,686
-What did you say, rookie?
-Classic Chad.
319
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,355
That sounds
like insubordination.
320
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,023
You sound like
a fucking bitch!
321
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,525
Would you
just knock it off?
322
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,694
What is this,
a pissing contest?
323
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,696
I want to know
what it means, O'Neill.
324
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,531
-What's Classic Chad?
-Nothing.
325
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,200
Tom...
326
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,669
it's not nothing.
327
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:26,706
It means
you're a fucking drama queen.
328
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,312
So old Cap's
a drama queen, huh?
329
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,813
(scoffs)
Exhibit A.
330
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,482
(exhales sharply)
331
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,184
You guys want to see
some drama?
332
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,655
-I'll show you some drama.
-Cap, what are you doing?
333
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,157
Cap, the roof's
about to cave in!
334
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:45,825
Hey, you're gonna die
in there!
335
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,161
-Then call a priest!
-(flames roar)
336
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,829
(door slams)
337
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,498
-No!
-O'Neill!
338
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,833
O'Neill, just leave him!
339
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:56,503
Just leave him!
He's gonna get us all killed!
340
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,339
-He's my dad!
-Ah!
341
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,342
-(flames roar)
-O'Neill!
342
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:05,045
O'Neill!
343
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,546
Ah!
344
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,715
God damn it!
345
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:12,352
(shouting)
346
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,687
All right,
I need everyone in here!
347
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,689
Captain and O'Neill
just went in there!
348
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,525
-We got to get them out!
-Come on!
349
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:19,859
-Let's move!
-Let's get in there!
350
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,194
-Go, go, go!
-Let's go!
351
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,530
Everyone! Let's move!
352
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,833
(door slams)
353
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,869
(flames crackling)
354
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:59,166
(flames roaring)
355
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:05,005
(mellow tones)
356
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,208
(doorbell ringing)
357
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,576
You're having some trouble
with your computer?
358
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,979
Yeah, so,
whenever I turn it on,
359
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,413
it just seems like the fan--
360
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:14,814
Yeah, I'm looking
through this now.
361
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:15,882
You have lots of pictures.
362
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,650
Yeah, that's not the thing
I was--
363
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:18,952
-Is this--are you a hiker?
-Yeah.
364
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,653
That's what it looks like
from these pictures,
365
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:21,888
-that you like to hike.
-Yeah, you know, uh...
366
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,624
When you work 9-5
in an office...
367
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,493
-You know, I like to hike?
-Yeah?
368
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:29,496
Yeah, my five-year plan is
to be hiking seven days a week.
369
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,098
What's the end
of your five-year plan?
370
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,665
Do you see yourself married?
371
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,901
I don't know, I've been more,
like, career-focused.
372
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:35,902
Well, that's fair.
373
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,770
-Are you married?
-Yep.
374
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,308
Well, actually,
ask me that again.
375
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,076
Are you m--
Are you married?
376
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,445
Nope.
I'm not married.
377
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,516
So if you wanna go
on a hike sometime...
378
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,151
You're for sure--
You're not married?
379
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,252
Hm.
380
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,154
It's just that the first time
I asked,
381
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,688
you said you were.
382
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:57,824
Huh.
383
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,362
(phone rings)
384
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,071
Cake.
385
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,540
-(whistling)
-(gasps)
386
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,444
(whistling)
387
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,212
What?
What do you see?
388
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,514
-You see something?
-(whistling)
389
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,850
Come on now.
Here we go, another bite.
390
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,018
(munches)
391
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,820
-(whistling)
-(groans, munching)
392
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,157
(munching)
393
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,724
(groaning)
394
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,094
(upbeat music)
395
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,697
(traffic noises)
396
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,337
By my mid 20s, I was working
as an app developer.
397
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,039
I learned pretty quickly.
398
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,041
Coding may not involve
emotions,
399
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:49,876
but working
with other people--
400
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:52,712
well, that was something
different entirely.
401
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:56,015
...are working on what you sent
that email about--
402
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,051
Load time is shit.
Thoughts?
403
00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,886
Did you run an analysis
on the database--
404
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,388
JEROME:
I have lots of ideas.
405
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,723
I just couldn't seem
to get them out of my mouth.
406
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,326
What if people didn't like
what I had to say?
407
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,828
What if I was dead wrong?
408
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,499
Okay, guys,
it's been three weeks.
409
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,000
I just got off the phone
with the client,
410
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,835
and they're threatening
to hire another dev team
411
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,004
if we don't make progress.
412
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,007
Come on, guys,
I can't do this alone.
413
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,309
Um...
414
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,179
Jerome...
415
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:29,082
do you feel like you might know
what's going on here?
416
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,353
Um...
417
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:36,089
JEROME:
"Feel"? "Feel"?
418
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:39,226
Now, I may not be able
to articulate my ideas,
419
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,394
but if there's one thing
I know how to do,
420
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,730
it's talk about my feelings.
421
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,732
Uh, uh, okay.
422
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,567
Um...
423
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,068
(chair scrapes)
424
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,404
Well, um...
425
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:52,905
(inhales shakily)
426
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,408
Yeah, so I feel...
427
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:58,411
I feel deep in my soul
that we should really rethink
428
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:02,081
how we're storing
our session data.
429
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,251
Uh, maybe--maybe if we move--
430
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,486
After I learned that work
was just another thing
431
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,321
I had
really strong feelings about,
432
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,557
office life changed
pretty quickly.
433
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,925
I feel like
I deserve a raise.
434
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,794
How much a raise?
435
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,430
Um, I'm feeling like 15%.
436
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,799
15%?
That's...
437
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,501
That's a little high,
don't you think?
438
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,636
Well, commensurate
to the amount of clients
439
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:24,737
I've maintained and--
440
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,806
You gonna order something?
441
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:27,974
What?
442
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:30,143
You going to order something?
443
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,344
(doorbell chimes)
444
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,979
I said, "Are you gonna order
something?"
445
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:35,148
WOMAN:
Come on, man.
446
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,416
JEROME: Where am I?
447
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,917
Hello?
448
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,586
Earth to fuckface.
449
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,920
JEROME:
Huh?
450
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,922
MAN: You've been standing there
for five minutes.
451
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,091
JEROME: Why is this man
talking to me?
452
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,327
What's your problem?
453
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,762
What's my problem?
454
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,598
(indistinct annoyed chatter)
455
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,601
What--what's my problem?
456
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:58,104
I don't know
what my problem is, okay?
457
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,372
Look, I mean...
458
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:03,876
Uh, all right, so I-I made
my bully my best friend.
459
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,979
You know, I have
complete confidence at work.
460
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,815
But, no, you know what?
461
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,983
No, no, these are
mere life hacks.
462
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,819
No, th--th--
463
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,321
You know it.
464
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,655
I know it.
465
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:19,158
I'm a complete fucking weenie,
you know?
466
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,994
Yeah, yeah, he even agrees.
467
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,496
He doesn't--
he just met me.
468
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,333
Look--I mean, okay,
so what do I do?
469
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:29,001
I have to--I have to--
I have to roll up my sleeves...
470
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,169
MAN: Don't care.
471
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,672
Take some time
and take a good look
472
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,173
at the underlying issues here.
473
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,743
I mean, I'm talking about a
whole, complete paradigm shift.
474
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,077
I'm talking
about a new outlook.
475
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,380
I'm talking
about a brand-new attitude.
476
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,048
MAN: Why don't you
just skip all that
477
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,551
and change
your attitude right now?
478
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,620
I can do that?
479
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,722
-WOMAN: Hello?
-Yep.
480
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:53,059
MAN: Unbelievable.
Tell him to go.
481
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,394
See?
482
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,563
MAN: I guess he doesn't want
our business.
483
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,164
This guy gets it.
484
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,066
This guy fucking gets it.
485
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,568
I mean, I knew
there was a reason
486
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,403
I blacked out three hours ago
487
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:06,239
and walked in here
in a semi-fugue state.
488
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,674
Thank you!
489
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,776
WOMAN: Take it to the side,
dude, like...
490
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,245
(indistinct chatter)
491
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,246
(doorbell chimes)
492
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,415
It's New Year's Eve, baby!
493
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:19,586
And the new Jerome
is about to drop right now!
494
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,722
(dynamic music)
495
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,223
MAN:
Fuck you!
496
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,224
*
497
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,394
* Go away
498
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,228
* For a day
499
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:32,064
* I will find you
500
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:35,067
(upbeat music)
501
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:41,140
*
502
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,352
-(clear music)
-CHORUS: * Yes
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