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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,720 --> 00:00:04,360 - Look up, my young friend. 2 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:08,680 I feel like I'm in yesterday. 3 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:12,039 The door is open 4 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:16,280 if you decide to go your way. 5 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:20,040 I know you're young, girl. 6 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:23,920 But I'm a different boy, now. 7 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:27,640 I hope you do decide to 8 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:34,959 stay... 9 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,960 (DRONE BUZZES) 10 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:40,760 (CHILDREN SQUEAL, GIGGLE) 11 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,919 Let's think of something 12 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:49,360 we might say. 13 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,920 I know without you here 14 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:54,439 by my side... 15 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:57,600 - Lovely day for it. (CAR HORN HONKS) 16 00:01:04,111 --> 00:01:05,759 (SIGHS) 17 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:09,159 - You wanna say that again, mate? - Yeah, I was just saying that if my dog had a face like yours, 18 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,239 I'd shave its arse and make it walk backwards. 19 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,999 Oh, hello, Constable. - Oh, really, dickhead? You called the cops, huh? 20 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,239 - Actually, this bogan has been threatening me. - Bullshit! 21 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,999 - Oh. Look at the tough guy with the uniform holding him back. (CHUCKLES) 22 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,959 - What on earth is happening? Hi, I'm Teresa, the park manager. 23 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:25,759 - Well, this arsehole threatened to smack my kids. They're bloody terrified. 24 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,479 - Yeah, well, the little shits and their endless buzzing. They need a good smack. 25 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,479 - I'll smack you in a minute? - Oh yes. You hear that? 26 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,760 That was a threat. - Enough. 27 00:01:32,761 --> 00:01:35,759 - I am so sorry, Mr Curtin. I will sort all of this out, I promise. 28 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:39,039 - Yeah, you do that, while I go and console my traumatised kids. 29 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:41,079 - Yeah, you got a lock on your tent zipper, mate? 30 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,759 - Gene, you can't say things like that. - Oh God, Teresa. 31 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,999 It was just a joke. There's no need to get hysterical. 32 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,679 - OK, let's all agree this is a family holiday park. 33 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:53,759 - Look, I pay for my site, OK? Just like the entitled arseholes who swarm in here every Christmas. 34 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:56,519 - Can we at least tone down the swearing? - She's right. That's not cool, mate. 35 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,759 Not when there are kids around. - MOCKINGLY: Not when there are kids around. 36 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:02,319 You know, I'm the one who called you, Constable. Yeah? I pay your wages. 37 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:05,720 Swanning around on the taxpayers' coin. 38 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,119 - You OK, Teresa? 39 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:14,319 - Yeah. I'd be better if his caravan rolled into the ocean and floated away. 40 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,320 I didn't say that. 41 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:19,320 (GENTLE STEEL GUITAR MUSIC) 42 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,760 (DUCKS QUACK) 43 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,720 - What shall we do this weekend? - Um... 44 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,839 I'll probably just hang out with my husband, 45 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,839 because I don't know anyone else. (CHUCKLES) 46 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,839 - Well, you know people. - No, I mean friends. 47 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,640 I just... - Yeah. Do you miss them? 48 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,359 - Cole, you are my favourite person. - Hmm. 49 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:50,839 - But sometimes I wish I had a girlfriend I could bitch about you with when you annoyme. 50 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:53,559 - When do I annoy you? - LAUGHS: Oh boy. 51 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,560 - Hey. Fish and chips! 52 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,919 - Hey, Jamie. - Hey. - Everything all right? 53 00:02:57,920 --> 00:03:00,039 - Yeah, I've just been at the holiday park all afternoon. 54 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:03,839 - Oh. For fun, or...? - Disagreement among some of the campers. 55 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,999 - This calamari is (LAUGHS) unbelievable. 56 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,039 (LAUGHS) - It's good. Eh? 57 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:11,119 - Anything serious at the holiday park? 58 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:17,359 - It's just this time of year can get a bit feral, but I sorted it. It's all good. 59 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,360 (DRONE BUZZES) 60 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 (KEYS JINGLE) 61 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:46,119 (EXPLOSION) 62 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,120 (FLAMES WHOOSH) 63 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:58,840 (SURF ROCK THEME MUSIC) 64 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,600 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2026 65 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,439 - This looks nice. Don't you think? 66 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:10,039 - You hate camping. - No, I don't. 67 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,679 - (SCOFFS) Vin, the one and only time you went camping? 68 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,519 - I'm telling you, that was a snake. - It was a blue-tongue. 69 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:19,720 - CHUCKLES: I know what I saw. (VEHICLE APPROACHES) - Oop. 70 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:24,560 Does that look like the transfer vehicle? 71 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,960 - Jamie said it was a vehicle fire. 72 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:35,120 - Guessing someone was in there. 73 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,400 - Gene Pratt. 74 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:42,639 He was 50 years old. He's been a guest in the same caravan every summer since he was a kid. 75 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,639 - Was this Gene guy involved in the biffo you attended yesterday? 76 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,920 - Yup. Yeah, he was. - Bit of a coincidence. 77 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:52,239 - Coincidence. Yeah. Sticking with that theory. 78 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:56,079 - Until you can find anything that suggests otherwise. - Pretty much. 79 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,080 - I might, um... 80 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,400 - She does that. 81 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:06,479 - It doesn't look like an electrical fire. 82 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,639 I did an apprenticeship as a sparkie. 83 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:12,919 Didn't last long. Didn't love crawling around in attics. 84 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:16,199 - Yeah, this looks more like an explosion. 85 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:19,039 Usually you'd set the explosive underneath. 86 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,720 Maybe, uh, use a remote trigger. 87 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,480 But this looks like it began on the inside. 88 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,279 Wanna grab that? 89 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,360 (INTRIGUING JAZZ MUSIC) 90 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:40,039 - Looks like someone cut it. 91 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,320 - From the gas bottle box, do you reckon? 92 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,959 - I heard he was involved in an altercation yesterday. 93 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:50,039 - Gene was always involved in an altercation. - Ah. 94 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,399 You knew him quite well, then? 95 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:55,159 - His caravan was a permanent fixture. 96 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:58,319 I mean, people aren't supposed to live here, but some of them, they just... 97 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,079 never leave. - Ah. 98 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,680 We've got one of those. Maxine. 99 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,079 - You're Blue Motel. - Yeah. 100 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:08,839 - Is it true you and your husband never worked in tourism? 101 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,840 - Ah. Guilty. Yeah. 102 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,479 - Well, I admire your bravery. It's a tough business. 103 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,760 I mean, it's hard enough... 104 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,959 If people find out that there's been a death, 105 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,840 an exploding caravan... - It's OK. 106 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:29,559 Someone actually died at our motel too, so... (CHUCKLES) 107 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:33,999 - Yeah, I know. That's why everyone in town calls you Blue Murder Motel. 108 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 - Oh. Do they? 109 00:06:36,001 --> 00:06:39,719 - I don't think it's, like, vindictive. It's just, like, a bit of a laugh. 110 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,720 - (CHUCKLES THINLY) 111 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:47,519 - It's not really funny, though, is it? I mean, Shady Vista has been in my family since the1940s. 112 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:49,520 It's our legacy. - Mm. 113 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:53,279 It is a beautiful spot. - I can't imagine being anywhere else. 114 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:57,279 CHUCKLES: Hmm. - You must feel like that about Blue Motel. 115 00:06:57,280 --> 00:07:03,280 - Well, we thought it was going to be like being on holiday 24-7. (LAUGHS) 116 00:07:03,281 --> 00:07:06,079 - That's if you want your holiday interrupted by people complaining 117 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:09,959 that the toilet's overflowing, or that the tide's out. 118 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,359 - We had this idea of, um, holding... 119 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,679 rock 'n' roll nights in our old conference room. 120 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:17,519 - With a band, or...? - No. No, um, we... 121 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:20,239 we bought a jukebox. - That sounds fun. 122 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,519 I'd come to that. I could tell my guests. 123 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,959 I mean, a good party could be what people need right now. 124 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:30,399 - I think so. I will keep you posted. - Great. 125 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:35,480 - Oh, um... you? you said Gene was always getting into scraps? 126 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:39,359 - That young dad yesterday was ready to kick the crap out of him. 127 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,999 Constable Haira would probably want a word with him. 128 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 - Definitely. 129 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,439 - He didn't even return the facilities key. 130 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:51,119 - Well, you've got his contact details, obviously. - Yeah, of course. 131 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,439 I mean, why would he have taken off like that? 132 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,279 - Good question. 133 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,479 He could be anywhere by now. 134 00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:00,959 - Bounce, ball. Bounce. - Bounce, bounce. 135 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,960 - Here, Hunter. Go wide. 136 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,159 Here, boys! Catch it! 137 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,879 (KIDS CONTINUE SHOUTING) 138 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,239 - All right, come on, boys. 139 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,559 - Oh! Whoa! Oh, oh? - Whoa! 140 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,399 - I thought this was an adults-only motel. 141 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:16,399 - There's a swing set and a trampoline. 142 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,399 Oi! There is a trampoline around the corner. 143 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:22,279 Go bounce on that. - Oh yeah! Let's go bounce on that, have some fun! 144 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:25,160 - You and I ? we're gonna be friends. 145 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,080 - I admire your optimism. 146 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,679 - There she is. 147 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,680 My glamorous wife. - Ha. 148 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:37,319 - Anything? - The guy who fought with Gene yesterday ? 149 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:40,799 he and his kids have taken off. - That's interesting timing. 150 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,959 - Mm. Teresa reckons Gene, the victim, was always starting fights. 151 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,559 - Who's Teresa? - The owner here. 152 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,519 She seems really nice. 153 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,439 - She shed any light? 154 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,439 - She didn't notice anything unusual last night. 155 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:55,479 She said she was about to go to bed when ? boom. 156 00:08:55,480 --> 00:09:00,039 I'll check in with her again later anyway. Maybe even get a drink. 157 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:04,159 - Have you made a friend? - Teresa's an industry veteran. 158 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,239 We could learn a lot from her. 159 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:09,319 What about you? Anything juicy? - Nah. 160 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,799 Someone broke into Gene's gas storage locker. 161 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:15,879 There was a broken padlock... on the ground. 162 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:20,359 Hey, look at that. They got charcoal barbies as well as the gas ones. - Uh-huh. 163 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:25,079 - We should get a charcoal barbie. - Oh, honey, no one's got time on holiday to faff about with charcoal. 164 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,919 - That's exactly when they've got... 165 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:30,159 time. 166 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,320 Huh. - What is it? 167 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,360 - Ah. 168 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,760 Bit of wax. Probably nothing. 169 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,800 - Or maybe something. 170 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,880 - A letter? Document? 171 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:49,639 - There's usually only one reason people burn stuff like this. 172 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:51,920 - They want it to disappear. 173 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,879 - What happened? Is the skipper OK? 174 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:08,159 - Uh, not really. No. 175 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:12,519 - Oh my God. - Yeah, uh, there was a gas explosion, and he was inside. 176 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:13,879 Mm. I'm sorry. 177 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,880 - Oh. 178 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,600 Oh no. Gene. 179 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:23,639 Uh, I'm his neighbour, Alison Northey. 180 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:27,320 - Oh, you guys were close. - No. He was a prick. 181 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,199 Sorry. 182 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,600 I always speak with honesty. 183 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,839 If I don't like you, you'll know. 184 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:37,920 If I'm attracted to you, you'll know. 185 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:42,920 Relax, junior. I'm repelled by men in uniform. 186 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:47,519 - Uh, no worries. Hey, Allison, uh, could I just grab a few details? 187 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:52,120 - Of course ? uh, let me dump my stuff. I'll be right back. 188 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,919 - Neighbour's back. Uh, I'm gonna grab a statement. 189 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:59,959 - Someone's had a bonfire in one of the barbecues. 190 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,279 Some kind of, uh... letter. - Mm. (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 191 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,839 - Someone's, uh, burnt something on the barbecue? 192 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,039 CHUCKLES: Isn't that the point? (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 193 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,279 - Um, we've gathered it up, so you should probably take? (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 194 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,759 (SIGHS) - Do you want to, um... 195 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:14,840 - (CHUCKLES WRYLY, INHALES SHARPLY) 196 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,120 (LOW MARACA MUSIC) 197 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,239 - Morning. 198 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:23,319 - There's heaps of rooms that need servicing. 199 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,239 - Yes, that's literally your job. 200 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:28,679 - The old owners never had this many guests. - Well, we like guests, Saffron. 201 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:29,919 That's? (BONK!) - Oh. 202 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,639 - I should be getting danger money. 203 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,520 - You OK? (CHUCKLES) - Loving life. 204 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,879 - Hey. You guys be careful with that, OK? 205 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,039 - OK. - OK. 206 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:44,279 - Everything all right there? - Oh. I'm, uh? I'm the owner, Vinny Coleman. 207 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,839 Your boys just hit my husband in the head with a ball. 208 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,840 - Ha! Classic (LAUGHS). 209 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,359 Oh. Xander Curtin. 210 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,079 - Oh. Um... 211 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,399 Teresa at the holiday park's looking for you. 212 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,679 Said she needed to refund your bond or something. - Uh, yeah. 213 00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:01,719 I think she's got bigger issues. Hear about the guy that blew himself up? 214 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,159 Karma's a beautiful thing (SIGHS). 215 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,959 - Wow. - Well, he was a piece of shit. He was threatening my kids. 216 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,080 - And he's dead six hours later. - So? 217 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:14,679 - So you bailed pretty fast. - Well, yeah. I didn't want my boys seeing anything. 218 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:19,279 Give 'em nightmares. Fair enough, I would've thought. 219 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,279 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) 220 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,690 (BOTH GRUNT) - C'mon, give me it! - Give it here! 221 00:12:23,691 --> 00:12:25,359 - (CRIES OUT) - Oop! 222 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,279 - EXHALES: Oh. Gotta be careful by the pool, mate. OK? 223 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,199 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 224 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,599 Make sure your dad's with you before you come back. 225 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,600 OK. - Dad! 226 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,080 (MYSTERIOUS STEEL GUITAR MUSIC) 227 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,719 - Hey. - Hey. 228 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:47,000 - So, our new guy in Unit 4 ? the missing dad from the holiday park. 229 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:51,160 - So he took off, but not too far. - Mm-hm. 230 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:56,159 - You know what? Let's just leave this one to Jamie, hey? 231 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:59,360 - Well, it's funny you should say that. 232 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,799 Think it's about time. - Ah. This Saturday. 233 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,800 Isn't that a bit...? 234 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,399 You know what? We can pull it together. 235 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,479 (DESK BELL DINGS REPEATEDLY) 236 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,679 Jeez, what did our doorbell do to whoever the hell that is? 237 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:16,279 - Hey, hey, hey. This is staff only. - Did you put hands on my son? 238 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:19,279 Did you hit Hunter?! Don't you ever? 239 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,279 Aargh! (GRUNTS) 240 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,439 - Honey, I thought we weren't allowed to do that to guests. 241 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,279 - Stop. Stop, stop. Please stop. 242 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,519 - You good? - Yes! (SPUTTERS) 243 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:30,000 Aargh... (BREATHES HEAVILY) 244 00:13:30,001 --> 00:13:36,359 You could've broken my shoulder! - One of your kids was about to run into the deep end of the pool. 245 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:39,160 I stopped them. - You're welcome. 246 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:42,319 - You know, if I wanted to, I would shut you down. 247 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:45,559 Click my fingers and shut this whole place down. 248 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,159 You have no idea who you're messing with. 249 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,160 (GRUNTS) 250 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,840 (DOOR OPENS, SHUTS) 251 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,480 (COMPUTER KEYS CLICK) 252 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,839 - Found him. This is who you're dealing with. 253 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:06,239 - Alexander Curtin. Expert in real estate development, debt reduction, 254 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,239 and portfolio amelioration. 255 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:11,119 - In other words, property investor. - Hmm. 256 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,239 - So, of all places, this rich guy could holiday, 257 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:18,040 why stay at some holiday park? - Yeah, or here? 258 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:23,000 Oh, it ain't Four Seasons, Vinny. It ain't even four stars. 259 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,360 - Oh? - (SCOFFS) 260 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,959 - We should probably find out why Xander's in Mowai Bay. - Mm. 261 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,519 (DOOR OPENS) 262 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,120 - Oh. Hi. Welcome to Blue Motel. 263 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,079 (DOOR OPENS) 264 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:38,839 Oh. Hi. - Here we go. It's all happening. - Won't be a second. 265 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,879 Can you pass? Oh, wait. You do this one. 266 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,080 Sorry, guys. It's just... 267 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,520 - Cheers. - Big day. - Mm-hm. 268 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:51,280 - Mmm. Mmm. - There's your friend. 269 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:56,080 - Oh yeah. - She say anything about a boyfriend? 270 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:59,120 - Nope. - They're coming over. 271 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:03,079 - Hi, Teresa. - You've been stealing all my guests. 272 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,479 - Oh. Uh... (CHUCKLES) - Sorry, um, I don't think we've met. 273 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:11,239 I'm Cole. - Well, for all I know, you two set that fire to sabotage my business. 274 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,239 - Um, hold on. No. We, uh? 275 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,240 Um... 276 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,279 - Sorry about that. Um... 277 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:22,799 I'm Clint. I stay in one of Tee's caravans. 278 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:27,399 A lot of people bailed from the park today, so it's been pretty rough on her. 279 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,400 (R & B MUSIC PLAYS) 280 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,959 - What are we supposed to do? Turn people away? 281 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:39,399 I was gonna invite her for a coffee sometime, or a wine. 282 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,479 - You'll make friends. I promise. - (SCOFFS) 283 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,399 Men don't understand. 284 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,919 You guys are like, 'Oh, we played cricket when we were 9. 285 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,039 'Let's be best mates for life.' 286 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:52,239 Or, 'Oh, you've got a blue car. I've got a blue car. 287 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,639 'Will you be best man at my wedding?' (LAUGHS) 288 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,359 - Men don't understand (!) 289 00:15:56,360 --> 00:16:00,279 - Well, obviously I'm not talking about you, Mr No Mates. 290 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,959 Oh, I'm? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's fine (CHUCKLES). 291 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,119 - Anyway. Plenty more fish in the sea, right? 292 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,200 - Or... in the deep fryer. 293 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,079 - Again? We have leftovers at home. 294 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,160 - SING-SONGY: Boring. 295 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,400 - Aw. - Huh. 296 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,959 Leftovers it is. - (CHUCKLES) 297 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,440 (BLUESY REVERB GUITAR MUSIC) 298 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,360 - I'm proud of you, love. - Aw. Thanks. 299 00:16:29,361 --> 00:16:31,799 Just trying to be the bigger person, you know? - Mm. 300 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:35,799 Locals should work together, not compete for guests. 301 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,799 - Hello. 302 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:41,639 I'm Alison. - Uh, Pete Coleman. My wife, Vinny. 303 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:45,119 - Well, I heard you two used to be private investigators. 304 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,839 Or still are? 305 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,199 - Uh? Something like that. (CHUCKLES) 306 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,439 - Well, I bet you think Captain Sook's death isn't on the level. 307 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:55,000 Am I right or what, Blue Eyes? 308 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,200 - She is all yours, Blue Eyes. 309 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,760 (CURIOUS MUSIC) 310 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,520 Hello? 311 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:54,000 - Now, I know you may have heard stories about Gene and I. 312 00:17:55,480 --> 00:18:00,360 But at the end of the day, it was all pretty harmless. 313 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:05,679 I mean, there was the possum incident, but no one was hurt. 314 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,680 Well, not badly anyway. 315 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:13,759 I mean, he deliberately sabotaged an entire batch of candles that I was making. 316 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,760 But I forgave him. 317 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:20,479 And yes, there was the dead fish in his air conditioner, 318 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:24,239 but the old bugger had no sense of smell, so that was a waste of time. 319 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,759 - No sense of smell. - Cancer in his 20s ? 320 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,039 had his pituitary gland removed. 321 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:32,559 I also stole the entire shipment of his book. 322 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,240 CHUCKLES: He was going bonkers. 323 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,600 - This book. - Self-published memoir. 324 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,160 - Could I, um? (CLEARS THROAT) 325 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:46,160 Could I get a couple of copies? 326 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,279 How did you go? - She wasn't there. 327 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,999 I left the flowers on the counter. Whatcha got there? 328 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,319 - This is Gene's self-published memoir. 329 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,479 Alison had a whole box of them. 330 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,839 Apparently their war of the roses was escalating. 331 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,439 - Oh. Plausible suspect, you think? - Well... 332 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,440 - Can I help you? 333 00:19:03,441 --> 00:19:06,879 - Oh. Teresa, hi. We're just, um, coming to extend the olive branch. 334 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,399 - You've got a pair of bolt cutters stashed under your desk. 335 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,359 - You've been snooping in my office. 336 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,959 - Gene's gas bottle container was broken into. 337 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,359 Someone broke the lock with a pair of bolt cutters. 338 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:20,999 - I have all sorts of tools. There's a lot of maintenance in my line of work. 339 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,759 - And a slim jim? You have one of those in your office, too? 340 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,279 They're used to break into cars, or caravans. 341 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:30,759 - And people get locked out on a regular basis. Of course I have a bloody slim jim. 342 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,759 Hey, Clint. Can you tell these people to leave? 343 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,839 - Oh. Pfft. That's, um... - (CHUCKLES THINLY) - It's fine. We-We're going. 344 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,640 - And I'd appreciate it if you don't come back. 345 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:46,599 - Funny way of extending the olive branch, love. - You know I had to ask. 346 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,679 You also know, don't you, that this wasn't? 347 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,959 - Probably wasn't an accidental death. 348 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:55,759 - Oh, come on. - And I just received a complaint from Teresa about you. 349 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,479 - M?? - Trespassing into her office. 350 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,799 - I was just dropping off a bunch of flowers... 351 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,800 initially. 352 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:08,119 - Is the fish and chip shop still out of calamari? 353 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,199 (EXHALES FORCEFULLY) Well, look ? 354 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,839 if we keep digging without permission, we run the risk of making evidence inadmissible. 355 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,920 So we'll let you get on with it. - Well ? 356 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:22,040 hold on. I might've found a workaround in the handbook. 357 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:26,239 I can temporarily hire retired officers as consultants 358 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,839 under, um, extenuating circumstances. - (CHUCKLES) 359 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:33,519 Don't we need to have served in New Zealand? - Didn't say. 360 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:37,320 - Does it define extenuating circumstances? 361 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,880 - Nope. So I will organise something official. 362 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:45,599 A card? Lanyards, maybe. - Oh, you do love a lanyard. 363 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:49,359 - Well, don't celebrate just yet. Your victim, Gene. 364 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:52,479 He had no fixed address, no next of kin. 365 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:56,159 The closest thing he had to family were the people at the holiday park. And... 366 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,559 they all hated him, 367 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,599 which is super depressing the more I think about it. 368 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,519 - Jamie, 369 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,520 we got you. 370 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,320 - (CHUCKLES) 371 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,039 Felt like a win today. 372 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,040 (GENTLE GUITAR MUSIC) 373 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,439 - We got you? - (CHUCKLES) - Pfft. 374 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,479 No. - What? - No. Sorry. 375 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,319 I didn't move to another country to report to a junior constable 376 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,279 and get paid in fish and chips? - Honey, 377 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:29,919 Jamie has been dumped here with no one to show him the ropes. When shit hits the fan, he needs help. 378 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,359 - And what, the motel's just gonna run itself? 379 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:35,279 - Well, I feel like we've got everything under control. 380 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,480 How's Gene's book? - Uh... 381 00:21:37,481 --> 00:21:40,999 TRANSATLANTIC ACCENT: A Sale of Two Cities. From Auckland to Acapulco. 382 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,559 - (LAUGHS) - It's a real page-turner. 383 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:47,519 - Hmm. Well, if we wanna know who Gene was or who wanted to kill him... 384 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,599 - Well, it's funny you should say that. There's an entire chapter about an angry seagull. 385 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,600 - (LAUGHS) 386 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,720 - Vin, is this, um... 387 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,600 Is this really what you wanna do? 388 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,159 Well, I know it's not exactly... 389 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:09,560 It's not exactly where you saw yourself. 390 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,679 - I see myself 391 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,680 wherever you are. 392 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,439 Um... 393 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,039 Yeah, I wanna do this because... 394 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,119 if we can help, we should. 395 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,639 Right? 396 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,599 - (EXHALES SLOWLY) 397 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,399 - Hey. 398 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,400 Hey. (SIGHS) 399 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,320 We had a tough year 400 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,920 last year, but... 401 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:38,360 that's done. We're still going strong. 402 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,800 OK? 403 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,040 - SOFTLY: OK. 404 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,919 Mm. - Mm. 405 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,920 - OK. - (LAUGHS) 406 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,999 (SQUEALS) 407 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,400 (NIGHTCHOIR'S 'STRANDED') 408 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,200 - Still think not enough notice. 409 00:23:05,201 --> 00:23:08,839 - Well, I mentioned it to a bunch of the new guests from the holiday park. 410 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,839 They are into it. - Hmm. 411 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:16,520 Nice spot, that Shady Vista. Almost bought it a couple of years back. 412 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:22,839 Well, it came up for sale, and I thought, perfect spot for me to start a commune with allmy friends. 413 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,199 - What, it? it was for sale? - Yeah. 414 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,439 But then I sobered up, and I remembered that 415 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:30,159 I don't have any friends. And no money. 416 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,359 And she wanted, like, nine million for it. 417 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,719 - But Teresa said she'd never sell. 418 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,959 (COMPUTER KEYS CLICK) - Uh-huh. 419 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,719 - Uh? no, there is a listing here from 2022. 420 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,440 Prime beachfront land. 421 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,640 Oi. - Terrible reviews. 422 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,399 Uh ? 'other guests ? rude, threatening. 423 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,879 'I'll never come back.' One star. 424 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,799 - 'Do not come here for a relaxing holiday. We were harassed by a man 425 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,359 'who accused us of talking too loudly.' 426 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,159 I'm guessing Gene. - Mm. 427 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,439 And only one person is harmed by those reviews. 428 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,999 - Mm. - No wonder it's so tough for her. 429 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,480 - Why not just ask him to leave? 430 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:12,239 - Well, that's a question only your ex-bestie can answer. 431 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,240 (COMPUTER KEYS CLICK) 432 00:24:14,241 --> 00:24:15,279 (THWAP!) - Oh. 433 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,279 - CHUCKLES: Oh ho ho. 434 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:18,719 - Cheeky. 435 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,000 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY) 436 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,160 (DOOR SHUTS) 437 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:29,719 Neutral territory. Since you don't want me trespassing. 438 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,720 Which is fair. 439 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,400 (EXHALES) 440 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,839 OK. 441 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,440 Just a couple of questions. 442 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,999 You said you'd never sell the holiday park, but... 443 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,480 you listed it for sale just a few years ago. 444 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,839 - Wow. 445 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,959 This feels like stalking. 446 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,999 Is Blue Motel really that quiet? 447 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,880 No, because you have all my guests. 448 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,159 That ? I was just testing the market. 449 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,319 - So it wasn't because of Gene? 450 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,759 We read the reviews. He was scaring paying customers away. 451 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:16,159 - You know, when I met you, I thought, 'Finally. Someone who gets it.' 452 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,800 - I do. I do. I know how important home is. 453 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,159 But if someone killed Gene, don't you wanna know? 454 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,160 - Yes. 455 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,280 Because I just can't... 456 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,519 I can't believe that people might not feel safe at my camping ground. 457 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:36,120 It breaks my heart, to be honest. - Teresa, I wanna help. 458 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,879 - (SIGHS) 459 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,880 (DRONE BUZZES) 460 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,840 - (EXHALES) 461 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,719 Yeah, all right, then. 462 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,800 (INTRIGUING JAZZ MUSIC) 463 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,920 (BOTTLE OPENS) - Cheers. - Ta. 464 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,599 (SIGHS) - (EXHALES) 465 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,600 - (EXHALES DEEPLY) 466 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:07,120 - (INHALES, EXHALES) 467 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:11,519 - How long you been in property development, Alexander? 468 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,559 - Done your homework, eh? 469 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,560 - Trying to. 470 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,439 So, um... a death at the holiday park ? 471 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,719 is that the sort of thing that reduces the value of the asset? 472 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,359 - OK, look, if you're gonna keep bringing it up again? - I-I'm only asking 473 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:27,599 because we just bought this motel a few months back, and then, uh... 474 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,759 there was an incident. (BUZZING NEARS) 475 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,399 - Honestly? 476 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,680 Won't help your resale value. - Bugger. 477 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,279 We sank our whole retirement into this place. You know? 478 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:43,359 - Yeah, property business, it's a... it's a dirty game, but... 479 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:46,079 but murdering a man for a better deal? 480 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,079 Now that'd take a monster. (BUZZING INTENSIFIES) 481 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,879 - So you're not in town trying to buy Shady Vista? - Oh, nah, it's not for sale, mate. 482 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,959 No, I'm just trying to give the boys a good old-fashioned holiday 483 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,679 that they'll always remember? (GLASS SHATTERS, BUZZING STOPS) 484 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,680 (GRUNTS) 485 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,399 (SIGHS) 486 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,280 (ANTICIPATIVE PERCUSSIVE MUSIC) 487 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,719 Sorry about this. Christmas pressie, you know. 488 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,639 Which one of you two did this? 489 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,359 You want me to check the footage? See who's lying? Huh? 490 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:17,359 - Hey ? were they using the drone the night of the explosion? 491 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,839 - Well, I said to them not to use it at night, so... 492 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,560 - And they do everything you say. 493 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:27,000 - Well, I haven't checked the footage, so... 494 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,759 - Eh... 495 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,839 the quality's not great. 496 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,840 (DRONE BUZZES) 497 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Stop. 498 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,240 There. - SOFTLY: Oh shit. 499 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:42,240 I can't make out whether it's a man or a woman. 500 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,079 Uh, guess I gotta compile a list of suspects. - Mm... 501 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,720 might've already done that. 502 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,119 Xander gave us the footage. My gut says no. 503 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:55,759 Get a weird vibe from Clint, Teresa's mate from the park. 504 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,440 - Wait, you mean Calamari Clint? 505 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,599 - What, he gets the... For-For the fish and chip shop? 506 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,839 Well, we don't want it to be him, then. 507 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:08,920 What about, um... What about the neighbour ? the candle lady? 508 00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:12,199 You know what? Gene's caravan would've stunk from all that gas, 509 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,400 and she knew Gene had no sense of smell. 510 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:20,799 - That's the autopsy report. You tell me what jumps out. 511 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,239 - READS: Severe burns, traces of wax and... 512 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,119 residue. 513 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:27,959 Candle lady. 514 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,719 - Go on. 515 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,960 WHISPERS: You're going back in. - Ugh. 516 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:36,360 (SEAGULLS CRY) 517 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,080 - Oh. Don't breathalyse me, Officer. 518 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,279 - It's Clint, right? - Yeah, that's the one. 519 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,519 Rumour is you and your wife are cops. 520 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,119 - In another life. - Mm. Good call. 521 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,070 Not everyone thinks the sun rises and sets with the police. 522 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:57,159 - (CHUCKLES) Hey, uh, you live at Shady Vista, right? 523 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,519 I'm headed there now to see Alison Northey. 524 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,320 - About Gene? Good luck with that. 525 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,919 - Were you there the night of the fire? 526 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:08,479 - I was out in the water ? fishing. - For squid. 527 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,479 LAUGHS: Right, mate. 528 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,599 Big fan. - Yeah. Dawn and dusk are the best time for it. 529 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,519 - Right. No calamari yesterday, though. 530 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,800 - Nope. Bad night. Happens. 531 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,520 (MEDITATIVE MUSIC) 532 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,840 - So, uh... (SIGHS) 533 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,519 you said you were out of town the night of the fire next door. 534 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:34,919 - Unplugged spirituality retreat. No devices allowed. 535 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,719 - Alison, Gene's autopsy showed he was covered in wax. 536 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,759 - Well, I did give him a candle recently. 537 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,479 One from my intimate range. (GASPS) Would you like to see? 538 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,480 - Um... 539 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,280 Very nice. - Thank you. 540 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,680 Gene thought so too. 541 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:59,519 - Weren't you, uh... Weren't you at each other's throats? 542 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,479 - (SIGHS) Look. 543 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:05,679 Love and hate both come from the same chakra. 544 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,920 You know? - Ah. 545 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,279 Oh. 546 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,999 You-You two were...? - Yes, we were. 547 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,759 Twice a week. 548 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,879 You know, underneath all that bluster, 549 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,080 Gene really was just a big, 550 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,560 salty teddy bear. 551 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,999 You don't believe me? - No, I d? I didn't say that. 552 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,280 - Mm. Stay there, handsome. 553 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,880 Here you go. Taken in Gene's caravan. 554 00:30:37,711 --> 00:30:39,679 - (INHALES SHARPLY) 555 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,119 Uh... 556 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,119 - And she said she wanted you to keep this? 557 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,359 - You can see the, um? There's sailing stuff there in the background. 558 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,479 - The sailing stuff is what you're looking at (CHUCKLES). - Yes. 559 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,199 - Really? - Yes, darling. - CHUCKLES: OK. So ? 560 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,959 So she says, 561 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:57,399 'Please, take this topless photograph,' 562 00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,359 and you just... - You try saying no to that woman, Vinny. 563 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,519 - (CHUCKLES) - I wouldn't. 564 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,519 - Oh. Uh? No. Saffron, you can't look at that. 565 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,679 - You guys are. - Well, she wanted us to. 566 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:12,279 - Anyway, what we're getting is that Alison and Gene were lovers, 567 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:17,359 and she was away the night he died. - Which she can't confirm because she was at a device-free retreat. 568 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,440 - She said that? And you believed her? 569 00:31:20,441 --> 00:31:24,319 The only reason people go on a device- free retreat is so they can post about it. 570 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:28,039 - So you think you can confirm her alibi? - 'Course. 571 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,479 I might need that for reference. - No chance. 572 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,639 - You can't blame a girl for trying. 573 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,599 (CHILDREN SQUABBLE) 574 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,079 - I mean, where's the father, for goodness sake? 575 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,639 - I? No! - My turn. It's my turn. 576 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:43,239 - No! - XANDER: Oh yeah ? can I have a look at that? 577 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,239 - Oh. 578 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,240 That's interesting. 579 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,560 (PHONE BUTTONS BEEP) 580 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:57,960 Vanessa, Maxine. Hey. Look, I'm just at the wine bar. 581 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,640 It is so a wine bar. We do not call it a pub. 582 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,200 Hey, look, um... 583 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:08,240 I think I may be witnessing a real estate deal. 584 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:12,000 - Gosh. No secrets in this town. 585 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,479 - So you are selling, then? 586 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,560 - Mr Curtin made an offer. That's all. 587 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:23,239 - You know Xander will flatten the park, put townhouses on it? 588 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,799 - Well, let's face it ? it's probably better use of the land. 589 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,800 - But? I mean... 590 00:32:28,801 --> 00:32:31,319 ordinary people who can't afford five-star. 591 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,399 The fact that they can come and stay here in prime position, it's... 592 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,559 - Yeah, I-I get it. I get it, Vinny. I've been living it for years. 593 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:41,279 Working my arse off so strangers can stay by the seaside. 594 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:46,079 - Strangers are just guests who haven't checked in yet. - (CHUCKLES) 595 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,399 - I just made that up. - Look at you. 596 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:52,280 Still in the honeymoon phase, you and tourism. 597 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,439 My heart hasn't been in it for ages. 598 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:59,159 And with Gene finally gone, maybe it's time. 599 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,199 My father wouldn't have wanted me to be unhappy. 600 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,400 Or to turn down $7 million. 601 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,119 (MYSTERIOUS STEEL GUITAR MUSIC) 602 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,000 - Xander said he wasn't here to buy. 603 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,759 Was that bullshit, or did I put the idea in his head? 604 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:17,679 - And she said, 'Oh, it would break my heart to leave my family's legacy.' 605 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,399 Was that all bullshit? - Wait. Hold on. He didn't say he wasn't here to buy. 606 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,640 He said Shady Vista wasn't for sale. 607 00:33:23,641 --> 00:33:27,239 - So he's got Teresa at a vulnerable moment. 608 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,439 - Oh. Hello, Colemans. - Oh. 609 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,839 - Peter, this book is riveting. 610 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,999 One man, the open waters... (CHUCKLES) 611 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,279 It's actually very erotic. - Uh... 612 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:41,079 Is there anything in there about a, uh, a nemesis or a mortal enemy? 613 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,160 - Only the sea, darling. Only the sea. 614 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,879 - You asked Maxine to read Gene's memoir? 615 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,719 - I delegated. 616 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,720 No fixed address. 617 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,919 - Sorry? - Jamie said Gene had no fixed address. 618 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,879 Because the nine months of the year he wasn't in Mowai Bay, 619 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:02,079 he was? - Living on a boat. - (CLICKS TONGUE) 620 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,679 - You sure about the name of Gene's boat? - Positive. 621 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,960 'The Malcontent'. Wanker. 622 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,839 - Definitely not a fan, then. 623 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,839 - There. 624 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,840 (INVESTIGATIVE MUSIC) 625 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,159 - (GRUNTS) It's had a bit of a scrape. 626 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:20,479 - Who knows? - No one's reported anything. 627 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:24,719 - Check with the harbourmaster and Maritime New Zealand. 628 00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:27,999 - Or... find the red boat that left the scrape. 629 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,320 Work backwards from there. 630 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:39,719 - So, Candle Lady might actually be the 1% that leaves their phone at home. 631 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:42,239 - Meaning she could've been anywhere the night Gene died. 632 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:46,920 - Yeah. I checked her business Insta as well ? Wick Tee's. 633 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,120 (PHONE RINGS) 634 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,560 (PHONE BUTTON BEEPS) 635 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,760 - Hello, Blue Motel. 636 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,959 Uh-huh. 637 00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:00,199 Oh. Your room wasn't serviced yesterday. I'm so sorry. 638 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,919 - I was busy. 639 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,879 - The rock 'n' roll night? Yes. That's tonight. 640 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,839 - Huh? 641 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:10,679 - Definitely. Yes. There will absolutely be drinks and nibbles. 642 00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:11,879 - Huh. 643 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,519 - (SIGHS) 644 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:17,439 Can't believe I didn't think of drinks and nibbles. 645 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,440 Oh. Honey. 646 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,159 - I've got a problem. 647 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,559 - Well, don't complain to me when you get indigestion 648 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,559 halfway through the bunny hop. - Hmm. 649 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:30,560 (CURIOUS ROCKABILLY GUITAR MUSIC) 650 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,120 Doesn't taste right. 651 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,480 Present for ya. - Oh. Finally. 652 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,720 It's back. 653 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,960 - I know, right? - That's frozen. 654 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:52,560 - So, who do you think might've had the boat crash with Gene? 655 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,560 - SIGHS: Oh man. 656 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,799 Calamari Clint. 657 00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,600 (CURIOUS MARACA AND BONGO MUSIC) 658 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,320 Hello? 659 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,200 Clint? 660 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,240 (CURIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES) 661 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,120 (CURIOUS GUITAR MUSIC) 662 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,079 (SIGHS) 663 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:46,479 - Anything? - Yeah, I found Clint's boat. 664 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,760 - Is it red? - It's blue now. 665 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,280 - Uh... Righto. Thanks, mate. 666 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:59,559 - So, do we really believe that Gene was killed over a minor boat prang? 667 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,559 I just... (DOOR OPENS) - Oh, sorry. 668 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,759 Thought there was a party going on. 669 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:07,279 She accepted my offer. - Theresa? The? The?The holiday park? 670 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:15,560 - Yeah. I? I know she's had a few developers sniff around the years, but hey, right place, righttime. 671 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,360 - Be right back. - Yeah. 672 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,080 - Great shirt. - Oh. Heh. 673 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,879 (SLOW, MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) 674 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,360 (CICADAS SING, SEAGULL CRIES) 675 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,640 - Right place, right time... 676 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,039 so what's suddenly changed? 677 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,040 - Hmm. 678 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,799 Honey, can you grab that photo for me? - What photo? 679 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,279 - Boobtastic from Gene's caravan. 680 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,199 - Why? 681 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:51,400 - The sailing stuff behind on the? on the pinboard. 682 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,760 - Hmm. 683 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,239 Oh yeah. There's something red there on the pinboard. 684 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:04,639 Can't quite see what it says, though. - Mm. 685 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,640 Hmm. Blue Eyes... 686 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,440 you know what you have to do. 687 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,719 - (GROANS) 688 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,800 - You want a digital copy? 689 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,080 Well, of course, Blue Eyes. 690 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,639 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) - Oh. There it is. 691 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,720 (INTRIGUING JAZZ MUSIC) 692 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,120 - Oh. 693 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,880 Gotcha. 694 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,119 - Hello, I'm just on my way to your party. 695 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,799 (GASPS) Don't tell me you called it off. 696 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,079 (GASPS) Oh no. Don't tell me that nobody came. 697 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,959 - VINNY AND COLE: No. - People are coming. 698 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,559 - Oh. - But we had to leave, because... 699 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,479 we figured out what happened to Gene. 700 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,199 - Gidday, Clint. - Heya. What's goin' on? 701 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,879 - Well, apparently these two have some news about poor Gene. 702 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:57,239 What were you saying, Vinny? - That it was about the boat in the end. 703 00:38:57,240 --> 00:39:01,439 Your boat. - That used to be red, but as of yesterday is blue. 704 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,119 - So? 705 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:06,119 What's this about? - Well, why not just be honest about your boat being off the water 706 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,999 instead of trying to pass off frozen calamari as a catch? 707 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,399 - You couldn't get out on the sea, Clint. And you tried to lie about that. 708 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,439 - What's happening, Clint? 709 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,440 - Yeah. OK. Yeah. 710 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,399 Gave my girl a paint job because Gene, the old shithead, 711 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,959 was suddenly dead, and I knew what people would think. 712 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,999 - You and your husband both need to piss off. 713 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,199 Clint didn't do anything to Gene. 714 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,599 - We know that, Teresa. We know he didn't. 715 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,800 (LOW, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 716 00:39:34,801 --> 00:39:37,759 - Why are you looking at me like that? 717 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,279 - Because Clint's boat was the final straw for you. 718 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:42,999 The way Gene treated your friend that day 719 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,359 is what pushed you over the edge. - (CHUCKLES) 720 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:48,479 - The fighting with Xander, the threatening little kids. 721 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,919 - This arsehole threatened to smack my kids. 722 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,639 - Yeah, well, the little shits and their endless buzzing. They need a good smack. 723 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,919 - I'll smack you in a minute? Oh? 724 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,799 - You couldn't take any more, and, well, fair enough. 725 00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:01,639 - So when you went for a drink with Clint that night and heard about the boat crash... 726 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:06,119 - (SCOFFS) You? You think I blew up Gene because I was protecting Clint? 727 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:09,279 - Well, and the rest. Gene had been making your life hell for years, 728 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:13,319 and I? I couldn't understand why you hadn't just kicked the bastard out. 729 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:17,239 - Because I'm not tough like you, Vinny. I haven't been a police officer before. 730 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:22,839 - But you could've called one. - Unless Gene was entitled ? legally entitled ? to be on yourproperty. 731 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,079 - And that's where the problem lies. Isn't that right, Teresa? 732 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:29,199 Because Gene was legally entitled to be there. 733 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:34,839 - It was an old contract, but it was signed by your father and Gene's father. 734 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,119 Gene was entitled to that prime camping site for the rest of his life. 735 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:42,279 - And if you tried to boot him, you would've had a legal battle on your hands which you couldn't afford. 736 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:43,999 - Look, chin up, mate. I'm so sorry. 737 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,919 - Hey, thanks. Appreciate it. - Night. Sleep well. 738 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:51,600 - So that night, when you were so angry after the way he treated Clint, 739 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,760 you knew Gene was still at the pub. 740 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,800 (MATCH STRIKES, WHOOSH!) 741 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,440 (KNOBS CLICK) 742 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,599 (GAS HISSES) 743 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,680 - And then you all but (INHALES SHARPLY) lit a fuse. 744 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,520 (GAS HISSES) 745 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,880 (WHOOSH, MATCH FLARES) 746 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,200 (EXPLOSION) 747 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,599 - He just... 748 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,800 loved making everyone miserable 749 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:39,159 and flaunting that piece of paper in my face. 750 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:43,319 My stupid father lost a bet, and I'm the one still paying it off. 751 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,559 - This has gotta be bullshit. You could've subdivided or 752 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,559 sold the land around him? - No, nobody would want it! Who would want a prime piece of land 753 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:52,919 with a shitty caravan smack in the middle? I just? I couldn't. 754 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:56,839 You two just wait. You wait and see how hard it is. 755 00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:00,719 - Bloody hell, Teresa. What were you thinking? 756 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:02,800 (INTRIGUING JAZZ MUSIC) 757 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,160 - (BREATHES HEAVILY) 758 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,680 (GRUNTS) 759 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,160 (INTRIGUING MUSIC BUILDS) 760 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:21,240 - (BREATHES HEAVILY) 761 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,440 - (PANTS) 762 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,719 (SHRIEKS) Aargh! Fuck! - Teresa! Stop! 763 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,720 - Aargh, fuck! 764 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,839 I should've blown that bloody arsehole up years ago 765 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,359 before you got here to ruin everything. 766 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,560 - I didn't ruin it. You did. 767 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,639 I thought I made a friend. 768 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,640 - (GRUNTS) - Oh? Just... 769 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:53,120 (APPROACHING SIREN WAILS) (BOTH WOMEN PANT) 770 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,800 (DREAMY STEEL GUITAR MUSIC) 771 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,600 (DOOR OPENS, SHUTS) 772 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,199 - Huh. - People actually came. 773 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,079 - Did they dance? - Of course they did. 774 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,279 - To what songs? - Old shit. - Oh, shush. 775 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:12,839 I started a conga line. Like a 'cha-cha cha-cha cha cha'. 776 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:16,839 And it really went off, didn't it? - Yeah. And I did some of my breakdancing. 777 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,279 I'm low-key obsessed with Raygun. - Come here, girl. - OK. 778 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,919 - A cha-cha cha-cha cha cha! - OK. We're off. - A cha-cha cha-cha cha cha. 779 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,279 - Xander. What are you gonna do with the holiday park? 780 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,279 Townhouses? High-rise apartments? 781 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,559 - Actually, nah. None of that. 782 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:32,719 I wanna give my boys the same kind of holiday I had growing up. You know? 783 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:35,399 Swingball, beach cricket, all that. 784 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:39,919 - Where are the boys now? - Oh, they're in their unit playing Minecraft. 785 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,920 Excuse me. - (CHUCKLES) 786 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,399 (DOOR OPENS, SHUTS) 787 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,680 We missed it. - We missed it. 788 00:43:47,681 --> 00:43:48,679 - SADLY: Oh... 789 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:51,599 - You know what? We could try again next month. - Yeah. 790 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,999 - And I'm, uh... I'm sorry about your new bestie. 791 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,000 - Oh. I don't need a new bestie, Cole. 792 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,600 Happy with the one I've got. 793 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,080 Mm. (CHUCKLES) 794 00:44:14,331 --> 00:44:17,799 - You guys need to get out here, now. 795 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:21,759 - Suicide pact. But my instinct's telling me something's not right. 796 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:25,159 - I'm meant to be with my best friend. But she's dead. 797 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,799 - It's a tale as old as time, really. 798 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,799 - Romeo and Juliet for the twilight set. 799 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,999 - A dying man, an old flame that still burns. 800 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,319 - But you're doing really well out of it, aren't ya? 801 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:35,479 - Pyew-pyew! 802 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,959 - I'll give it a minute or two then see if I can get close. 803 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,719 - Argh! - Get off me! 804 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:42,479 (BOTH YELL) 805 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,480 - That was awesome. 806 00:44:44,530 --> 00:44:49,080 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 64526

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