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Have a good show, everybody.

Okay, we're set.

And--

You ever spend so much time
trying to help someone

that you ended up needing help
because the motherfucker

you thought needed help
didn't need it?

You can't force things
on somebody that don't want it.

You hear that, vegans?

Everybody don't want
to eat no damn kale.

Some of us want pork chop,
ribs, and steaks

and snake dicks
and real dicks.

Snake dick's pretty good
if you boil 'em first.

Y'all enjoy the fucking show.

Why did that feel like
the longest trip of my life?

Right?
I love y'all,

but I can identify everyone
in that RV by smell alone.

Y'all, I haven't been at
this house in forever.

Last time I was here, Granny
made me eat three bananas

and jump around in a circle.

What the hell
she do that for?

She thought it would
make me straight,

but all it did was
made me hate bananas.

Ah, and bananas
look like dicks,

so it probably
made you more gay.

Hey, can we hurry this up?

'Cause I gotta go
to the bathroom.

When did Trina paint
this house?

You ain't know
she painted it, baby?

No, I didn't know
she painted.

Again, can you please
open the door?

I gotta go.

Baby, what's going on?

This bitch changed
the damn locks.

I don't know why you let her
live here in the first place.

The same reason why
I let you live with me--

making bad-ass decisions.

Trina!

Oh.

Trina!

Hey, family.

Move!

- Hey, girl.
- Well, thank you.

Trina, why the hell
my key don't work?

And why the fuck you looking
like a Beyoncé horse?

I changed the locks.

So why did you
change the locks?

'Cause Lil' Cap had that key.

And I told him he was
not getting a new one

until he got me pregnant.

- Why would you want him to--
- It ain't worth it.

And what's all
that paint outside?

Ain't that nice?

They call that color
Romesco Macadamia Hibiscus.

Do you even know what any
of those words mean?

Yeah, it mean purple.

Who told you you could paint
the whole damn Mama house

like a Taco Bell?

The lease never said
I had to ask.

Bitch, you ain't
got no lease.

Oh, right.

See, bitch,
we ain't got no lease.

Oh, my damn, Trina.

Is that a TV or a billboard?

What is that,
about 85 inches, girl?

- It's actually 86.
- Yep.

Mm-hmm, I got the little
extra inch added custom.

Little 4K, little soundboard.

This is my lil'
home theater situation.

And where the lil' home
you stole it from, Trina?

Come on now, Pat.
I ain't steal this.

I'm just blessed.
You know, blessings up.

Something up, but it
ain't no damn blessin'.

Hey, yo, Trina,
why your toilet light up?

I don't care what
my piss look like in purple.

Wait, you got
the Titan Maxi-rest MX600?

- Do.
- Oh, I gotta Tok that.

Hey, look, whatever you do,
don't push the button

with the tornado on it.

It twisted up my insides.

And it work real good too.

Last time I used it,
I knocked loose a meatball

I ate way back in 2019.

Trina, how many settings does
this massage chair have, huh?

- Oh, 25.
- Yeah?

Mm-hmm.
Oh, but anything over 20...

- Mm-hmm.
- Gonna fuck up your marriage.

19...

and a half.

Oh, oh, all right,
all right, no, no.

Now, Trina, don't you
got three kids?

Why are you spending
all your money like this?

That's what
I'm talking about,

all this unnecessary shit.

Oh, my damn.

Now why are
y'all worried about

what I'm doing with my money?

You sound just like
your damn mama.

And you're starting
to smell like her too.

Skin So Soft and scammer.

First of all, I am nothing
like my mama, okay?

Pat, if we can get us
one of these,

I could strap you
to something like this,

we could do some thangs.

Go put it on 20 and ride
the fuck out by yourself.

T, what happened to saving
money for Janelle's college?

God got her.

See, that's what
I'm talking about, Trina.

Young people like you
don't think about

fucking generational wealth.

Oh, girl.

I bet you them bald-head,
blind, dumb-ass kids

ain't got one penny saved.

Well, not yet.

But, you know...
♪ I, I, I, I ♪

♪ Sound like you 'bout
to lie-I-I-I ♪

Where are you getting all
this damn money from?

Oh, hell no.

Who is that?

My mama.

I know that ain't Pat.

What the hell?

Tanya, when the hell
you get out of prison?

Now is that the way you treat
somebody you ain't seen

since UPN was
the Underpaid Negro Network?

♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪

♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪

Hey. Y'all know what?

I think this is the first time

y'all all been out of jail
at the same time.

Uh-huh. Ain't God good?

Mm-hmm.
He good when he wanna be.

Ooh, but he be pissing me off
too, though.

I remember Granny called
y'all the Triflin' Three.

Okay, first of all,
correction.

I ain't as triflin'
as I used to be.

Now I can't speak for Thelma
and LaWeave over there.

- Yeah, they triflin'.
- Mm-hmm.

Okay, excuse me,

but I am the only one
with a Black-owned business.

That's something Jeff Bezos
could never do.

Be poor?

Ha!

But what about you, Pat?

I see you a comedian
and everything now.

Look at you.

Oh, I'm doing a little
something-something.

- Mm-hmm.
- A little something?

Please, she got
a whole-ass show out here.

Mm-hmm, that's the whole
reason we're in Atlanta.

See, that right there.
I told you.

I always told you
your ass was funny.

See, Pat and me, we used
to be damn near a comedy team

back in the day.

She was the punch;
I was the line.

Right? Right, girl?

See, I always knew.

I knew you was gonna
do something big one day.

Oh, I ain't big yet,
but I'm working on it.

What about you?

Why you still
living around here?

Girl, a 50-year-old felon?

Where the hell am I supposed
to go, the Hamptons?

I mean,
Martha Stewart did it.

Plus, I like being here
with Trina

and helping out
with my grandbabies.

I'm good.

Tanya, how you paying
for all this fancy shit?

With money.

- What money?
- My money.

Don't you mean "our money"?

Child, you ain't got
no money.

Hey, y'all, the RV
is officially cleaned

and defunk-ta-fied.

Well, me and my nose
thank you for that, T.

You know what,
Ashley and Brandon?

I forgot to mention to y'all.

Lloyd been trying
to reach out to you.

Have you heard from him lately?

Lloyd?

The Lloyd that was married

and got Ma pregnant
in elementary school?

The Lloyd that shot my mama
in the back of the head?

The one that gave her
them crusty crabs? That Lloyd?

Fuck you, Junebug.
My crabs wasn't crusty.

They were fried.

Look, he been trying
to call y'all, okay?

Our dad, call us?

Look, I just heard
that he was sick is all.

Well, I knew the nigga
was sick 37 years ago.

No, no, I'm talking like
that nigga sick-sick.

Okay? Like damn-near-dead sick.

Like if he blink too long,
the shit might stick-stick.

Look. I'm just
telling you, y'all.

He's trying
to reach out to you.

You need to see him
while you here, okay?

I mean, I get that there's
tension and everything,

but, hey, at least
he did y'all a favor,

shit, by fucking your mama.

Mama, you gonna have
to dial it back a little bit.

Pat, they didn't know
y'all fucked?

Ash, we can't keep
dodging this, all right?

This is serious.

Our dad is really sick.

- Dad, are you okay?
- I feel fine.

He feel fine.

Stop playin'.

You know I'm talking
about Lloyd.

Now, we need to go see him.

I don't need to do anything.

He never came to see me, ever.

Okay, well,
people can change.

That ain't got nothing
to do with me.

Just like he decided
that my life

had nothing to do with him.

Oh, well, I guess
it's complicated for me.

I actually give a shit
about my family.

- Boy.
- Okay, okay, y'all.

Careful, though, Ash.

You don't want
that guilt to grip you

in the middle of the night
because you never made amends.

If I never talk to Lloyd
again, I would not feel guilty.

Everything he put Mama through
as a child, we had to witness.

He destroyed our childhoods.

- Lloyd can go to hell.
- Ooh.

Whoa, listen now.

I ain't no stranger to the pain
that Lloyd has caused.

But this ain't the way
to handle that.

You don't talk
to Grandma Jewell anymore

after what she did to you.

Baby, that's different.
Shh.

- How?
- Shut up, Junebug.

Ash, you're acting
like I'm asking y'all

to go to the daddy-daughter
dance or something.

Now, you know damn well
that fool can't go

within 50 miles of no school.

I'm just saying that
we should hear out

his last wishes, y'all, damn.

Okay, y'all, how 'bout this?

How 'bout we all just
take a breath, okay,

and I take y'all
and treat y'all

to a nice meal
at my fabulous place of work?

Hmm?
Good energy, good food.

Oh, and y'all gotta meet
my coworker, Shatoya.

She been dying to meet y'all.

Why in the world would
your coworker want to meet us?

Oh, 'cause we just
real tight, you know?

And plus, she's been wanting to
see what my family all about.

All right.
Well, um, I can definitely eat.

Don't nobody want to go eat
at no Waffle House.

I got a better job now.

Where?

- The Griddle Trap.
- Ugh.

Oh, wow!

That's just so much better.
Come on!

They put it down.

Okay?

Let me tell you something.

I can't believe
that Wild Wild Westend Mall

Hot Wing Finesse still works.

We been doing that shit
since we was Janelle's age.

Okay, so Pat distract
the bitch behind the counter.

Then me and Denise do
the dash without paying

for the lemon pepper wet.

Y'all should have seen
Janelle damn face

once she realized
what was going on.

She got the hell up
outta there.

I'm trying to be
a college freshman next year,

not a felon.

No offense to the felons
in the room.

- You good.
- You're good.

I can't believe
how many people

actually recognized y'all.

Oh, bay-bay, we used to run
these streets back in the day.

Mm, up, down,
all the way around.

♪ Pussy to the crack
and all the way back ♪

Y'all, like, hood famous,
especially you, cousin Tanya.

Yeah, but back in the day,
people just referred to me

as Rabbit's lil' cousin.

Dang, Ma, you really
was that girl, huh?

Mm-hmm, as you young people
say, pop your collar.

Ain't nobody say that.

See, your mama, she the whole
reason I got sent to prison.

Don't say that shit
in front of my daughter.

That was your decision.

Was it?

The fuck that supposed
to mean?

Hey, hey.

It's time for the show, Pat.

You know? You remember?

We got a show tonight,
so come on, get on up.

Yeah, we gotta make sure
that thang sold out,

'cause you know people
be excited to say they coming

and even quicker to say
they sorry they can't make it.

- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- Hey, you know,

why don't I help y'all
spread the word?

No, honey, we good.

Oh, you good?

Yeah, uh, actually, cuz,

I think that's a good idea
'cause every little bit helps.

- Denise, get yo' ass in here.
- I'ma text you the link.

Yeah, you do that.

- Those two.
- Yeah.

- Mm-hmm.
- That's my mama.

Oh, that's yo' mama,
all right.

Okay, I see you.

So you more
of a Nell or a Sula?

You read Toni Morrison?

Oh, hell yes.

Girl, I loves me some Toni.

I read all her books
when I was on...

vacation.

- Vacation?
- Euphemism for incarceration.

Ah, incarceration.

Euphemism for plantation.

Okay? Yes.

You smart.

Yeah, and I read
that book in one night.

Book kept me sane.

I love the way they deal with
good and evil in that book.

Reminded me that things
aren't always as clear

as you want them
to be, you know?

Yeah.

So how's
that college search going?

Uh, even with scholarships,

it's looking like I'm gonna
need a lot more money

to make it work.

So I'm looking
into other options.

So you're saying

that they don't got
the money to send you?

I mean, they do the best
they can, but not really.

Hmm.

You know, I always wanted
to go to college.

I mean, I could have
gotten a degree in lockup,

but, you know, it wouldn't
have meant the same to me.

Well, you know
it's never too late, right?

Oh, no, girl,
I can never give myself that.

And, well, school was never
really Trina's thing,

and them damn
raggedy kids of hers.

I mean, you've seen 'em.

They pretty,
but they ain't gonna be shit.

But you, on the other hand...

Here.

Oh, my God.

That chair gives money
and orgasms?

In that order.

Baby girl, I got stashes
all up and through this place.

- No. No, no, no, no, no.
- Yeah.

You're--you're not serious,
are you?

What? Oh, you want me
to take it back?

- Oh, I can take it back.
- Oh, no, no, no.

- Oh, I can take it back.
- I'm just kiddin'. I'm just--

I could buy me a strip mall.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome, baby girl.

Hi, family.

Welcome to The Griddle Trap.

♪ Where the flapjacks slap
and make your lips go smack ♪

So today's special is
the T.I. and Tiny tuna melt

with a side
of Waka Flocka wings

and a OutKast orange soda.

What can I start
y'all off with?

Uh, how about
this platter right here,

the one with the catfish
and waffle situation?

Oh,
the Katt Williams catfish?

- Mm-hmm.
- It's spicy-spicy.

So spicy it might tell on you.

Shatoya, bring waters
for everybody at this table.

Okay.

Oh, and two for the big man.

I'm coming.

Oh, excuse me, girl.

- Here you go, four waters.
- Mm-hmm.

Hey, hey.
How y'all doing?

- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Good, thank you.

This my girl, Shatoya, y'all.

She real good people,

full of good energy
and stuff, you know?

Oh, and she just got married.

- Oh, mm-hmm.
- Oh, well, how about that?

Congrats.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

Y'all actually know
my husband.

We do?

Yeah, it's--
it's your daddy, Lloyd.

I "Parent Trapped" y'all.

Um, good luck squashing
your childhood trauma,

fam, all right?

Oh, and, uh, try
the Migos mozzarella sticks.

Are you serious?

Let me out of here.

No, wait, wait.
Ashley, please.

Girl, do not say my name
like you know me.

Yeah, this is crazy.

Like, I always wanted
a stepmom low-key.

Let me out.

Please just hear me out.

Trina, I'ma fuck you up
for this.

Whoo, oh, uh,
you said waffles, right?

I'm on my way.

No, I asked her to do this.

Hey, hey, Ashley, Ashley,
baby, just breathe, all right?

Let's just hear
what she got to say.

Yeah? We can do that.

Yeah, we can.

This is ridiculous.

Shatoya, was it?

Um, you think
I could get a napkin or--

Whoo.

Wonderful service.

Bam, just like that,

Denise done built her
a bad bitch.

Ha! Praise God for miracles.

Hey, Mom.

So, um, look.

I know we've been beefing
the past couple weeks, right?

- Mm-hmm.
- But I get it now.

You've been stressed.

I mean, sending a kid off
to college is very expensive

on top of everything else
you got going on.

But look,
family just came through.

Look what cousin Tanya gave me.

Ooh, look at God, Pat-Pat.

He's still
in the blessing business.

- Won't he do it?
- Give me that damn money.

Well, Pat-Pat, come on.

Please, just be nice about it.

- I'm gonna be nice.
- Okay.

Hold up, Cicely Tyson!

Janelle told me about
this lil' gift you gave her.

My daughter don't
need your damn money.

Ma, it is just a gift.
Will you calm down?

Well, let me tell you
something, Ms. Octavia Spencer.

The fuck wrong with my money?

Yeah, Pat.
I mean, come on.

Let's think about this.

Where you getting all
this money from?

My savings.

The only thing you ever saved
for me was a seat

at the damn courthouse.

And yo' ass stopped
showing up for that

years ago, didn't you?

I should have never told you.

Oh, girl, you can't help
but snitch on yourself.

It is no big deal, okay?

You are overreacting.

No big deal?
This is dope money.

Girl, nobody buying dope
with that money.

You think I'm stupid,
don't you?

I think you slow to smart
is what I think.

I think you better
back the fuck up.

Oh, you wanna beef?
You want some beef?

- You better--you better get--
- Oh, all right! All right!

- Okay, all right. All right.
- You want some beef?

- Okay, oh. Hold please...
- You want some beef?

'Cause you 'bout
to get your ass beat--

Oh, no, I won't.
Oh, no, I won't.

I don't eat beef, bitch.
I eat pork.

Bitch, I just got out
of motherfucking jail!

Okay, calm down.

Now, listen, Tanya,
are you trappin' again?

No, Denise,
I'm not trappin' again.

So that's how you filling
our dead-ass Mama house

with all them
motherfucking toilets

that lick nigga assholes?

You trappin' again!

All right, fine.

Yeah, you got me.

Yeah, I'm trappin'.
So what?

Pat, what that gotta do with me
helping my little cousin?

Give her something
you clearly can't afford.

- Let me tell you something.
- You tell me.

I want Janelle
to have the world,

but not with
no damn dope money.

You keep this shit away
from my family!

Um--

Let me--let me get that
for you.

Let me just--

Let me see it.

Oh, my God, Pat,
it's green like they said.

Gimme me that.

Always trying
to steal some shit, Niecy.

You did this.
This is all wrong.

- All of it.
- Wow.

Ma, why can't you
let me have this?

Because that's not
how we live our lives.

But you're punishing me
like I'm the one selling it.

I'm not trying to fight
with you again, Janelle.

Then let me accept the gift.

Okay, Janelle,
just go upstairs

and let us talk about it.

Hey, don't step
on my step like that.

Get them little Pokémon plaits
knocked off your head.

Shame on you.

Shame on you, Pat,

for getting in the way
of Janelle's blessings.

A blessing ain't a blessing
when it covered

in shitty decisions.

Girl, the money you get

from hustling folks
with your comedy

that I helped you discover
is just as good

as the money I get from
hustling niggas on the corner

with the crack
you helped me discover.

Well, how 'bout we do this?

You give me the dirty money,

and then I slide Janelle
a lil' clean allowance.

And then it's like
I'm your human money launderer.

Denise, shut the hell up.

You barely do laundry.

I be dryin', Pat.

Okay, can't nobody
talk about my drying.

See, Tanya, this is why
I don't fuck with you.

Because you always bringing us
back to hood shit.

I mean, you have been in and
out of jail four times, cuz.

And you literally just
got back three months ago.

- You ain't tired?
- Oh, my God.

Do you hear your--
the both of you?

Okay, tell me, who's trying
to hire a 50-year-old,

just as you said,
on her fourth bid?

Oh, oh, I'll tell you,
nobody but my damn self, okay?

So I'm sorry
if I wanna eat well.

I'm sorry
if I want nice clothes.

I'm sorry if I wanna sleep
in a nice bed,

and I'm sorry if I wanna shit

in a motherfuckin'
colorful toilet.

See, this mindset
is crazy, okay?

No wonder your daughter
out here fucking dope boys.

Is this what you teaching her?

Excuse me?

You really need to give up
this damn lifestyle.

You brought this to me, Pat.

You got me caught up
in all this.

Don't you remember, huh?

This is 'cause of you, baby.

It's all you.

I got you into it,
and I'm so sorry.

But you keeping
your damn self in it.

I got out.

Well,
congratu-fuckin'-lations

to you, Patricia,
for being in the 1%.

The rest of us 98%-ers,
you know what,

we just gotta figure this shit
out the best way we can.

And that's what I'm gon' do.

That's what I am gon' do.

Where the fuck are
you going, Tanya?

Away from yo' ass.

And it's 99%!

But, you know, I ain't
wanna interrupt her

while she was having
her little moment, child.

She was all, "98%."

May I sit?

- Yeah.
- No.

Guess I'll get
my own Coke too.

Look, I know it's not easy
to meet me like this.

And he didn't ask me
to do this.

I needed to do this
for my own peace of mind.

So, um, is he really in
that bad of shape?

Yeah, Bran, he is.

Bran?

- Like you know him or something?
- Ashley.

Bran?
I've never been called that.

I like it.

Bran makes people shit.

I like to shit.

You are a manipulative one,
aren't you, Shatoya?

Of course you are.
You with Lloyd.

- You learned from the best.
- Now hold up.

Lloyd is the love
of my life, okay?

Now, I know he's made
some mistakes in the past,

but he's different now.

How old are you?

- 36.
- Damn.

We're literally the same age.

That's not nasty to you?

Look, I ain't trying
to hear all that, okay?

- Ashley, they grown.
- They're disgusting.

You don't know me, okay,

and you obviously don't know
the man your dad has become.

And whose fault is that?

Look, his doctors say he only
has a few months to live.

- Why should we care?
- Ashley.

Because we're
expecting a baby.

Shit!

What?

I wish I had had
something eloquent to say

and add to that, but only
"shit" came to me, okay?

I apologize.

It's okay.

Look. It's a lot.
I know. I know it is.

I'm freaking out, okay?

It's my first baby, and I don't
want it to be in a world

without their daddy like I was.

I can't do this by myself.

- Women do it every day.
- Ashley, come on now.

Use the therapist part
of your brain.

She ain't got money for that.

Look, is there anything
the doctors can do

to save his life?

No, nothing really.

Nothing at all.

Except maybe one thing.

Okay, what's that?

Okay.

He need a new kidney.

Wow.

She--did she just--

And I was thinking that maybe
one of y'all might be a match.

Whoo, so the audacity
is alive and real.

You've gotta be kidding me.

I just tried to get them to
hear you out, and here you are

pulling a bait and switch
with vital organs?

- It's time to go. Let's go.
- No, no. That's not--

- Hold up. Wait.
- No, no, no, no, no.

Guys, let's just think
about this for a second.

Think about what
exactly, Brandon?

Whether or not
I wanna donate my kidney

to the man who beat my mama?

The man you're mad at
died years ago.

Okay, there's a new Lloyd,

and that's the one
I'm trying to keep alive.

I promise you
there's a reason

why God's trying
to kill him off.

Lloyd asks your forgiveness,
both of you.

And it's not just
because he needs you.

I understand there's
some unresolved trauma,

but centering your experience
as the dominant one

in this whole scenario
is pretty narcissistic.

That is really rich
coming from the wife

of a problematic,
pedophilic sociopath with ASPD.

And you, specifically, need
to work out your gerontophilia.

Oh, and worry about not putting
too much salt in them grits.

I think that's the
therapist part of her brain.

Order's up, bitch.

That's her mama part
of the brain.

I believe he's changed.

I do.

Brandon, you ain't
gotta be saying that

just because that man is dying.

You can't change
what he did to you, son.

I know, Pop, but I can't
ruin the child's opportunity

of having a father
just because I didn't.

You taught me better than that.

Okay, here you go.

Shatoya, I'm gonna need you
to wrap this up, okay?

Table four just
eighty-sixed a tuna melt.

We got a four-top
hollering for decaf,

and there's nothing hot
in the pot, okay?

Let's jump to it.

Guess I better
get back to work.

Your crazy cousin
has my number.

Just please get tested.

You could save his life.

Uh, excuse me,
dumb and dumber.

What the fuck
is taking y'all so long?

Listen, I'm flipping.

And he wants something
over there.

She wants something over there.

His food too cold.
Hers--

Pat, you got a show
to get ready for.

Why are you walking
through here stealin' shit?

I'm not stealin'.
I'm collectin' my rent.

Okay, Pat, you know
I rock with you,

but maybe you should go
smooth things over with Tanya.

I said what I said, and
she didn't wanna hear it, okay?

Let her die doing
what she love to do.

She's gonna be a crusty old bat

selling dime bags out the back
of her damn motorized scooter.

Okay, Pat, some people just
need a little extra shove.

Terry did it for you.

Maybe you should do it
for Tanya.

I would love to shove her

out the fuckin' window!

Okay, Pat, sit down.

Come on, sit down.

Now, I've been
watching you all day.

And I see how tense you get

every time she talks
about the past.

I also see you
seeing Janelle light up

at how funny and real she is.

It's like I'm seeing you
be jealous, regretful,

and remorseful all at once.

You had one witch client.

Now you think
you a damn psychic.

Your broke ass can't afford
no goddamn crystal ball.

You know I'm right.

Now, growing up,
I watched y'all like a hawk.

And what happened between
you two messed me up too.

I just want y'all
to forgive each other

for everything and move on.

Can you?

'Cause it is Friday after 5:00,

and I know exactly
where she is.

Yo, motherfucker, you think

you gon' get
this motherfuckin' crack?

You want this shit? Well, I'ma
need my money, motherfucker.

- Look, look, look.
- No, no, no, no.

Hey, hey, hey.
Hold on. Hold on. Look.

Come on now.
All that is not necessary.

Look, yo' little money gone.

You ain't getting sh---

Hey,
what's going on, Rabbit?

Just talking about you.

Carl, give her
her damn money back

before she beat them teeth
back in your mouth.

I was gonna give her
her little money.

Here. Damn.

Get your raggedy ass
outta here.

Wait, hold up.

Is that fine-ass Denise Ford?

Shit.

When I get back on my feet,
I'ma kiss yours. Mwah.

I wouldn't let you kiss
the rag I wipe my ass with.

Pat, I don't need
you preaching

at me again, all right?

I'm truly happy,
and I don't need you

fighting my battles
for me out here no more.

Oh, is this true happiness?

Only happiness I know
with my name on it.

Bitch, we're 50 years old
on the block.

Well, now, actually, I'm 35.

So let me leave
y'all old bitches to it.

You know, you got some nerve
coming out here

tellin' me how to live my life

when you're the reason
I had Trina in prison.

You hid the dope wrong!

Oh, my God!

I took the charge, Pat!

All right?
I took responsibility,

and all y'all left me.

Okay?
I've been here, stuck here,

paying for the same bad day
for 30 motherfuckin' years.

I'm sorry, okay?

But I had to take care
of me and my kids.

I had to get away
and stay away.

But look at me, Tanya.

You a grandmother now.

- Don't you want better for them?
- I am makin' better for them.

I get respect out here.

You're too bougie.
You forgot about that, huh?

You the one who taught me that.

That shit counts for something.

You can get respect
at McDonald's

if you get
the damn order right.

Psst.

What if you came
and joined me on the road?

You could sell my merchandise.

I can teach you how
to be a comedian.

- I'll show you this shit.
- Bitch, stop.

What the fuck I'ma look like

selling some
goddamn fanny packs?

Come on.
You say I gave you bad.

Now I'm offering you good.

Listen, not everybody
wants your support.

Not everybody needs
to be saved.

I'm truly happy, Pat.

- Look.
- Okay.

I took the bid for you

because you had Ashley.

All right? Now let me help you
one more time.

Take the money.

Here, take the money
for Janelle.

You can't change my life,
but you can change hers.

Pat, come on.
Take the goddamn money.

You have a good show tonight.

You not coming?

Nope, gotta work.

Proud of you.

I always said you
was gonna do big things.

I can't believe
that nigga tried to rob us.

That man didn't know
who he was playing with.

Nah, you don't play
with Rabbit 'round here,

or you get your ass clapped.

- Pa-pow-pow.
- Tanya, would you shut up?

I don't need you bringing
more heat to this corner.

We almost got busted twice
last week.

God, I'm tired of shit.

What?

This shit is exciting.

I love waking up
and not knowing

what the day's gonna bring--

knife fight, drive-by,

two hookers
fighting over a John.

Now you sound stupid.

You need to start focusing
on doing things

that's gonna get you
outta here.

I ain't stupid.

And if you think we're
ever getting out of here,

you're the stupid one.

This is it for us, Rabbit.

So just enjoy the ride.

Shut your damn mouth!

We gotta get the fuck up
outta here!

And if it's the last thing
I do, I'm gettin' us out!

Okay, Rabbit.

Okay.

We made it out.

So how'd it go?

Oh...

you can't save everybody.

No, you can't.

But you tried.

- I sure did.
- Mm-hmm.

You saved me.

Come on, 'cause you got
a sold-out show to go to.

Come on.
We gotta get up outta here.

Yeah, we do.

both: ♪ We're goin' back
to Indiana ♪

♪ Back to where
I started from ♪

- Mm.
- Hey!

- ♪ We goin' back to Indiana ♪
- ♪ Goin' back to Indiana ♪

both: ♪ Indiana, here I come ♪

Hey.

What's up, Ma?

Mildred never did
no shit like this for me.

But I'ma put my pride
to the side and do it for you.

Progress, my sista.

Progress!

What?

Don't worry.
The money's yours.

But I'm gonna control it.

I'ma break you off a little wad

here and there,
you know, to manage it.

Plus, it'll be best
if the police catch me

with it instead of you.

You're so thoughtful.

Damn,
that's all I had to do

was give you a wad of cash
to make you love me?

Obviously.

Oh, you definitely
my daughter.

- ♪ I'm goin' back
to Indiana ♪

♪ Back to where
I started from ♪

- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪

♪ And she don't
take no stuff ♪

♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪

♪ And you can't get enough ♪

♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪

♪ With a husband and kids ♪

♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪

♪ And it's
"The Ms. Pat Show" ♪