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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:17,669 You ever wish you could get 2 00:00:17,756 --> 00:00:19,584 a restraining order on your past? 3 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:21,238 audience: Yes! 4 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:23,197 No matter what you do, that clingy bitch 5 00:00:23,284 --> 00:00:25,851 keep coming back. 6 00:00:25,938 --> 00:00:27,592 The truth is, y'all, you keep giving it 7 00:00:27,679 --> 00:00:29,551 a tracking device. 8 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:31,466 Holding on to the bad things 9 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:34,860 won't allow you to appreciate the good. 10 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:37,254 When you bottle up your past, it roars in your stomach, 11 00:00:37,341 --> 00:00:39,561 like bubble guts. 12 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:43,086 And you need to take a shit. 13 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:46,220 But make sure you wash your fucking hands 14 00:00:46,307 --> 00:00:48,831 'cause don't nobody like doo-doo fingertips. 15 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:52,052 Enjoy the show! 16 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,669 Hey. Good morning, Pat-Pat. 17 00:01:00,756 --> 00:01:03,411 Welcome to Denise's Build-A-Bad-Bitch 18 00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:06,109 Salon Incorporated, LLC, 19 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:10,157 trademarked nonprofit for profit. 20 00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:15,118 Get that Scamazon Prime shit off my stove. 21 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:17,947 But you said I could set my salon up in here, remember? 22 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:20,123 I can't cook around all this hair. 23 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,559 Well, you can't cook, period, Pat. 24 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:24,954 And plus, I got a client coming, 25 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:26,912 so I need for you to be nice 26 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:29,132 'cause I'm trying to get in as many heads as possible 27 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:30,568 before your big show in Atlanta next week. 28 00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:32,135 I'm nice to everybody. 29 00:01:32,222 --> 00:01:33,615 You know a nigga named Everybody? 30 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,402 Why do I need to be nice? She rich? 31 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:40,926 No. Her name's Veronica, and she's a medium. 32 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:43,451 Medium? She a midget? 33 00:01:43,538 --> 00:01:45,627 No, like she's a psychic. 34 00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:48,151 - Girl, bye. - I'm for real. 35 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:50,022 You believe in that bullshit, Denise? 36 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,937 I believe I need to get this money. 37 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:55,767 And you need to keep your thoughts to yourself. 38 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:57,291 Please. 39 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:59,119 I don't give a fuck about Miss Cleo. 40 00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:04,602 Grand rising, Sister Goddess Denise. 41 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:08,824 Mm! 42 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:12,741 I just love how you greet a sister goddess with respect. 43 00:02:12,828 --> 00:02:14,264 - Come on in. - Thank you. 44 00:02:14,351 --> 00:02:15,918 And just know, I'm still charging full price 45 00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:18,442 - like you charge them crystals. - Oh. 46 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:20,531 Veronica, this is my sister Patricia. 47 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:22,664 - Hello. Nice to meet you. - Pat. 48 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:26,842 I'm just trying to see if she can read minds. 49 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:29,845 How you doing? 50 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:36,678 Denise, look, I don't mean to sound all bougie, 51 00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:38,462 but when you told me about your new salon, 52 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:40,072 I didn't think you'd be fixing kitchens in a kitchen. 53 00:02:41,422 --> 00:02:43,075 You didn't see that coming? 54 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,599 What is your name again? 55 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:46,688 - Pat. - Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat. 56 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:49,517 You know what? Your aura's all over the place. 57 00:02:49,604 --> 00:02:51,432 And your hair is all over the place. 58 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:54,304 Pat. Do you know what, Veronica? 59 00:02:54,391 --> 00:02:56,088 Let's get started 60 00:02:56,176 --> 00:03:00,136 on your Denise treatment, or Denise-ment, if you will. 61 00:03:00,223 --> 00:03:02,094 Great, because I have a reference picture. 62 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,574 I want that hairstyle. 63 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:06,098 Oh. 64 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:11,974 You want--you want--you want that style on purpose? 65 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:13,802 Because, you know, I'm a really great stylist, 66 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:15,934 and she looks terrible. 67 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:18,676 Well, that's a picture of my mother. 68 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:20,200 - Oh, damn. - Yeah. 69 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:22,463 You sure that's not your daddy? 70 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:30,035 No, that's my mother, and she is deceased. 71 00:03:30,122 --> 00:03:32,995 Oh, we're sorry to hear that. Our mother passed as well. 72 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:35,693 Yeah, my mama was a bitch. I didn't like her. 73 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:37,217 Well, you know, 74 00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:39,001 you really shouldn't speak of the ascended that way. 75 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:40,611 I can guarantee you, my mama ain't ascended nowhere, honey. 76 00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:42,439 She dropped. 77 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:47,401 How about we just say that our mother, Mildred, 78 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:50,578 was a complex woman with a unique parenting style? 79 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:52,362 Well, still, a mother's energy 80 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:54,799 is integral to a daughter's life. 81 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:57,715 I mean, you wouldn't be here without her. 82 00:03:57,802 --> 00:03:59,804 My mama told me if a man didn't punch you in the face, 83 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:01,328 he didn't love you. 84 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:03,243 You know how many times I got punched in the face 85 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:06,115 and I thought that shit was foreplay? 86 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:08,073 She learned it from her mother. 87 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,901 It's a cycle. 88 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:13,383 People can only love you with what they know. 89 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:15,167 Ooh, ooh. 90 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,735 You know, you really need to get rid of all of that... 91 00:04:17,822 --> 00:04:20,085 anger inside you, 92 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:22,087 you know, and fast. 93 00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:24,612 - Mm. - Girl, I ain't angry. 94 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:27,397 But I see the anger. It's all around you. 95 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:30,531 I let that shit go a long time ago. 96 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:32,402 Well, that's not what I'm reading. 97 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:34,404 Well, you need to put me down and pick up another book. 98 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:35,753 OK. 99 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:42,717 Spirit says it is important to let go of the things 100 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:44,066 that have been done to us. 101 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:47,069 If not, we become them. 102 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:49,506 Oh, hell no. 103 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:50,899 You need to hold on to something else 104 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:52,292 about your mama. 105 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:54,598 Otherwise, there would be no Pat! 106 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:57,645 Without Mildred. 107 00:04:57,732 --> 00:05:00,648 I'm Pat in spite of Mildred, OK? 108 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:03,781 I'm a good mother, I got a beautiful home, 109 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:05,783 and I'm in here trying to cook my fucking swine 110 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:07,785 before you got here. 111 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:10,222 Mildred is a mean bitch. 112 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:14,401 Oh. 113 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:19,841 She does not like being called a bitch. 114 00:05:19,928 --> 00:05:22,626 Well, what, are you talking to her or something? 115 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:24,367 Hell no, she ain't talking to nobody. 116 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:26,891 Get your ass back in this goddamn chair. 117 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:32,027 Your mother's energy is very eager to speak with you. 118 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:36,423 Look, enough of this bibbidi bobbidi bullshit, OK? 119 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:38,468 Sit down and get your hair done, 120 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:40,557 and put these fake-ass spirits back in your pocket. 121 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:46,215 Denise, this bitch is boiling! 122 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:52,482 Bikram, bakram, vector, vak, vakram. 123 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:54,397 Bitch, you ain't Harry Potter! 124 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:01,012 - Pat, I think you should stop. - Too late. It's done. 125 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:03,667 What ain't gonna be done is your goddamn hair. 126 00:06:03,754 --> 00:06:05,626 Please leave. 127 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:07,628 It's free. 128 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:19,596 Have a nice day. 129 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:23,121 Who was that? 130 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:25,820 Or what was that? 131 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:27,735 That was my client, 132 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:29,737 and I think she just put a curse on Pat. 133 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:31,913 Curse? 134 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,263 No, I don't even like cursing of the bad word variety 135 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:38,180 in this house, so I rebuke that BS. 136 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:39,964 Well, what you need to be rebuking 137 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:42,140 is the first of the month, because Erykah Badu 138 00:06:42,227 --> 00:06:44,316 just took your rent money. 139 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,320 Well, bitch, you better call Tyrone. 140 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:53,021 ♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪ 141 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:55,589 ♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪ 142 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:57,852 Man, I love "Relative Ruckus." 143 00:06:57,939 --> 00:07:00,071 Oh, it ain't nothing but a Tubi version of "Family Feud." 144 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:02,291 Let's go, Black family! 145 00:07:02,378 --> 00:07:03,945 They're both Black. 146 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:06,904 Let's go Black-ass family. 147 00:07:06,991 --> 00:07:07,949 Yeah, 'cause that light-skinned family 148 00:07:08,036 --> 00:07:09,429 is getting a little cocky, 149 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:10,691 but them other niggas about to come back. 150 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:12,127 Watch. 151 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:14,129 Name a cereal mascot. 152 00:07:14,216 --> 00:07:16,044 - Tony the Tiger. - Captain Crunch. 153 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:17,741 Orangutan Otis. 154 00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:20,178 Who the heck is Orangutan Otis? 155 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:23,225 The cereal my mama used to buy us from the liquor store. 156 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:28,230 When the hell did they start playing soaps at night? 157 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:30,493 Junebug, turn it back. We were watching the "Ruckus." 158 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:31,755 I didn't change the channel. 159 00:07:31,842 --> 00:07:32,843 It started playing that on its own. 160 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:34,715 Yeah, he right, 'cause the remote's right there. 161 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:37,021 - That's weird. - Flip it back. 162 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:42,331 Ma, you all right? 163 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:44,638 Y'all don't smell that cigarette smoke? 164 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:47,336 I'ma go get some water. 165 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:50,644 Ugh, can you at least cover your mouth? 166 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:52,733 Being sick is not really my brand. 167 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:56,650 You OK, Pat-Pat? 168 00:07:56,737 --> 00:07:59,304 Yeah. 169 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:00,349 You got it? 170 00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:06,311 Goddamn! I'm good. 171 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,795 Change the channel. 172 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:15,625 Pat, what if it's not the TV? 173 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:17,540 What do you mean? What you thinking? 174 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:18,846 Well, I'm thinking that what if it's 175 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:20,500 that "Color Purple" shit that Veronica did? 176 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:23,415 - What if it's a real curse, Pat? - Really? 177 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,895 You know our cable be fucking up, 178 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:27,898 and I'm covered in the blood of Jesus. 179 00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:31,293 Pat, Jesus don't know you like that. 180 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:33,121 Mm-mm, I don't know what y'all two are talking about, 181 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,992 but I don't mess around with no curse. 182 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:36,733 In fact, just to be safe, 183 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:38,387 I'ma go roll around in the sage on the side of the garage. 184 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:41,651 He's about to learn real quick that's poison oak. 185 00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:45,437 Just gonna leave without paying me. 186 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,787 I ought to put my foot in your 187 00:08:46,874 --> 00:08:49,920 bewitched, bothered, be-nappy ass. 188 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:58,450 OK. It's been a long day. 189 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,148 Girl's hearing things. 190 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:02,193 Oh, my gosh. 191 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:05,327 My mind is playing tricks on me Geto Boys style. 192 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:07,895 Oh, hell-- 193 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:09,723 Oh, oh! 194 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:11,333 - Pat! - What's wrong, Denise? 195 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:15,119 Oh, no! No! 196 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:17,861 - Terry! - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 197 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:19,646 What's going on in here? What? What? 198 00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:25,042 Some freaky shit is going on in here. 199 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:26,609 The cabinets, they was just opening 200 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,480 and closing all by themselves. 201 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,874 - They was. - Auntie, let me find out 202 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,180 you putting something a little extra 203 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,224 in them cigarettes you be smoking. 204 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:35,836 No. 205 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,446 Is this what menopause is like? 206 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:38,926 Seriously, y'all. 207 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:41,145 It's a spirit in here, and it's mad as hell. 208 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:43,974 Y'all two still tripping off that crazy lady from earlier? 209 00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:46,107 Look, long story short, I pissed off 210 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:48,849 a witch bitch today, and she put a curse on us. 211 00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:51,025 OK, this is ridiculous. I'm going to bed. 212 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:53,070 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Janelle. 213 00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,202 Now, see, I don't believe in this curse either, 214 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:55,464 but look at them. 215 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,553 They all shook up, looking raggedy. 216 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,383 Have some sympathy, baby. 217 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,732 Thank you, Terry. 218 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:04,778 I mean, I personally could have done 219 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:07,345 without being called raggedy. 220 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:08,999 Well, look, look, look. 221 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,697 Why don't we just-- just gather hands 222 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,437 - and pray, huh? - OK. 223 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:15,005 Oh, hell no. 224 00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:15,832 Ain't nobody praying with you, Terry. 225 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,181 You take too fucking long. 226 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:19,836 God don't even like you to pray, mm-mm. 227 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,185 You sure you don't want to pray, Pat? 228 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:23,710 Go upstairs and go to bed. Good night. Good night. 229 00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:25,015 I'll be up there in two seconds. 230 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:28,889 Love you. 231 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,586 Oh, Pat. 232 00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:33,937 I still think we need some prayer. 233 00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:38,115 Maybe--maybe I just need some water to calm my nerves. 234 00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:39,421 - Yeah. - Just get me a glass of water. 235 00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:43,338 You can do it. 236 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:45,601 The cup-- the cup is in the cabinet. 237 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:46,863 You can do it. 238 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,436 Take your time. 239 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:57,482 Yes, yes, yes. 240 00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,484 Oh, Pat! 241 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:02,400 This water's brown! 242 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,228 Oh, my God, it's cursed. 243 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:05,665 This is cursed water. 244 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,144 This cursed water? 245 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,845 This Hennessy. 246 00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:13,281 Hey, Ma, can I go to-- 247 00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:15,587 No, taste this. 248 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:16,719 Do you notice anything strange 249 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:19,635 about that regular cup of water? 250 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:22,159 No. It tastes like sink water. 251 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:27,382 Tastes like Hennessy. 252 00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:28,818 Oh, well, that definitely ain't Hennessy, 'cause I-- 253 00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:34,868 Is what I would say if I knew what alcohol tasted like. 254 00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:40,743 OK, Pat. It's only affecting us. 255 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:43,050 So we really are cursed. 256 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,792 This some "Scooby-Doo" shit going on here. 257 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:46,967 Well, let's get the Mystery Van 258 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,838 and get the fuck up out of here. 259 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,100 All right! 260 00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,675 Ooh! OK, OK, OK. 261 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,243 OK. All right, you got this. 262 00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:06,073 Whew, college acceptance letter number one. 263 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,205 Here we go! 264 00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,819 Why am I so nervous? 265 00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,995 Come on, Janelle. You got this. 266 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:16,910 I mean, you worked hard for this. 267 00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:19,086 You worked hard. You worked hard. 268 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:22,219 You got this. OK. 269 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:25,919 "Dear Janelle Carson, we regret to"-- 270 00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:33,927 Howard rejected me? 271 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:37,713 - - Hey, Janelle. 272 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,236 Hey, Jess. 273 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:40,368 Everything OK? 274 00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:42,849 Yeah. I'm fine. 275 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,633 You sure? You look like ass. 276 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,635 Thanks. I needed that. 277 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,942 Why are you being so serious, drama queen? 278 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:53,773 I just got some really, really weird news. 279 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,210 OK, weird like how? 280 00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,822 You know what? Never mind. 281 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,389 Did you-- did you need anything? 282 00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:03,304 Yeah, you said to call you when I got home. 283 00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:04,914 You said it was about Treyq'uan. 284 00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,829 Oh, right. 285 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,484 Well, he messaged me. 286 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:11,616 What? When? 287 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,705 I thought you blocked him on everything after Nudegate. 288 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,491 I did, but he created a fake account and apologized. 289 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,275 Aw. 290 00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:21,322 I know. But I left him on read. 291 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,759 And now he says he's coming over here. 292 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:27,023 Honestly, as long as it stays on the good side of stalker, 293 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,373 I stan his determination. 294 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,245 I don't think he's serious about coming here. 295 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,987 I mean, you know Trey is terrified of my mama. 296 00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:35,553 Aren't we all? 297 00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,862 Let me call you back. 298 00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:45,346 What-- 299 00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:50,960 Thought the window would be more romantic 300 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,440 than the front door. 301 00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,485 Also, I'm terrified of your mama. 302 00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,317 Why are you sleeping out here with all that 303 00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:03,277 paranormal Activia going on around here? 304 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,148 What does it matter where I sleep? 305 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,237 It's not like the ghost is gonna say, 306 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,022 "Oh, shit, her bedroom door is closed. 307 00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:12,416 Let's leave this one alone." 308 00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:15,767 What the hell was that? 309 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,292 It sound like it was coming from Janelle's room. 310 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:21,599 Oh, hell no, Mr. Ghost. Don't take my good child. 311 00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,471 Well, just pray it's a white ghost. 312 00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,299 They'll bring her annoying ass back. 313 00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:30,434 Look, I forgive you, but I haven't forgotten. 314 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,262 We're done. 315 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,569 I mean, I'd like to think we more medium-rare. 316 00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:39,443 Trey, we are well-done. 317 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:42,055 Cooked. Over. Finished. 318 00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:43,883 Burnt like LongHorn steak. 319 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,537 OK, OK. OK, I just-- 320 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,235 I had to try. 321 00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,976 I get it. 322 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,065 I wouldn't let me go either. 323 00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:55,372 Hey! 324 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:56,939 You heard back from Howard. 325 00:14:57,026 --> 00:15:00,029 How does it feel getting your first acceptance letter? 326 00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,991 I didn't get in. 327 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,341 Oh, Janelle, I'm sorry. 328 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:10,648 I guess I'm not as smart as I thought I was. 329 00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:18,091 I know how much getting in meant to you, and... 330 00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:20,049 I'm here if you have anything that you need to talk about. 331 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,224 Janelle, I'm coming! 332 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,486 Ain't no ghost gonna fuck my ba-- 333 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,880 - Oh, hell no! - Ah, wait! 334 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,577 We were just talking! 335 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:30,233 Get your ass-- help me the fuck up! 336 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,235 - Hold on! - I'm trying! 337 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:35,238 God damn it. 338 00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:36,892 Talking is for the phone! 339 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,894 You snuck this nigga in my house? 340 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,200 No, Mrs. Carson, I just came to apologize. 341 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,811 Shut your J. Holiday-looking ass up. 342 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:47,511 Pat! Pat! 343 00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:48,773 When I come back, I'ma finish with you. 344 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:49,949 Get the fuck out my house. 345 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,167 You right. OK. 346 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,255 No, nigga, the way you came in. 347 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,909 You right. You right. 348 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,650 I love you, Janelle! 349 00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:57,957 Love all them bushes you about to hit, nigga. 350 00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:01,656 This ain't no Horneo and Juliet round here. 351 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,527 Pat! Pat! 352 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,575 It's coming from inside the bathroom. 353 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,011 What the hell are you doing? 354 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,882 We can't kill no damn ghost with no bat. 355 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,710 Well, we finna find the fuck out. 356 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:16,192 Come on. Come on. Come on. 357 00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:17,759 Oh, hell no. 358 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,804 You got to go first. You bigger than me. 359 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,415 Come on, now. Just get on up here. 360 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:22,677 No. 361 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,115 both: Mama? 362 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,551 Boo, bitches. 363 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,647 Mama? 364 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,475 Look at my daughters, Ug and Ly. 365 00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,611 That's that goddamn curse shit. 366 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,917 I know you ain't just curse in front of me, bitch. 367 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,658 Pat, you know they say when the ancestors visit, 368 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,095 it's spiritual. 369 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,053 Maybe Mama's here with good news. 370 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,794 Why do Black people always talk about ancestors 371 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,404 like it's something good? 372 00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:55,710 Hell, Uncle Willie killed his baby mama 373 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,407 for playing the wrong damn lottery number. 374 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,583 That nigga's an ancestor too. 375 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:02,108 This is an evil dead woman. 376 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,631 I ain't dead. 377 00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,546 I'm in between eternities. 378 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,983 Did that evil witch Veronica send you here? 379 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,811 I don't know no Veronica. 380 00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,988 But I can tell you any woman named Veronica is a bitch. 381 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,382 It's just a bitchy name. Names are powerful. 382 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,297 That's why I regret naming you Pat, 383 00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:18,733 'cause it's 10 letters away from F, 384 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,430 which is too close to "fat," 385 00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,867 and I ain't never met a skinny bitch named Pat. 386 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,307 Why are you here? 387 00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:28,786 Fuck if I know. 388 00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,094 A portal opened up in front of me, 389 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,575 and I crossed on over to the other side. 390 00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,794 I think my Lord and Savior sent me. 391 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,709 Teddy Pendergrass? 392 00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:42,800 We got to exorcise this bitch. 393 00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:45,412 Oh, OK, Mama, come on, do some jumping jacks. 394 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,198 No, we got to get the spirit out of here. 395 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,026 Don't garlic kill dead bitches? 396 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,636 Oh, yes. 397 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,512 The fuck you throwing shit at? 398 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,778 You crazy bitch! 399 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:06,824 The hell's wrong with him? 400 00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,786 - Junebug. - Oh! Hey, Auntie. 401 00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,440 Hey, Ma. Oh, sorry. 402 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,398 I sometimes wander in the kitchen for a bottle 403 00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,531 ever since I watched Alison's baby. 404 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,577 Damn, that pregnant ho really did a number on you. 405 00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,536 Junebug, Junebug. 406 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:23,972 You see her? 407 00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:27,889 Pregnant ho? 408 00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:30,370 Your grandmama. 409 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:33,112 Grandma was a pregnant ho? 410 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,417 Did this nigga just-- 411 00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:35,853 Junebug, go to bed. 412 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:38,900 Junebug didn't see Mildred. 413 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,641 That mean only me and you can see her. 414 00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:42,469 That boy cuss too much. 415 00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:43,861 You need to stop feeding him once in a while 416 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,036 so he can act right. 417 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,995 I'm not taking no fucking advice 418 00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:49,476 from no dead deadbeat. 419 00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:53,219 Did this bitch just call me a dead deadbeat? 420 00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:57,005 You got a grown man jacking off 421 00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,746 down in your basement. 422 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,923 At least my kids wasn't still living with me after 13. 423 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:05,187 That because your kids were pregnant and selling crack. 424 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,450 Sound like an entrepreneur to me. 425 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,148 So if you such a good mama, 426 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,498 why is your daughter still living with me? 427 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,413 You talking about my 30-year-old son 428 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,023 down in the basement jacking off. 429 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,938 She 50 years old! 430 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:19,114 Now, hold the fuck up, Pat. 431 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:22,073 I might be a lot of shit, but 50 ain't one of them. 432 00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:25,773 I ain't responsible for the crack years. 433 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,992 I'm more than my crack years. 434 00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:31,561 Says Count Crackula. 435 00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,215 Can you float the fuck up out of here? 436 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:34,695 Yeah, what she said. 437 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:35,913 Can I get some garlic? 438 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,176 - Oh, yeah. - We gonna-- 439 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,571 Hey, hey, hey! 440 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,573 That's enough! 441 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,271 Now what y'all doing? 442 00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,577 We trying to exorcise the house, Terry. 443 00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:49,710 This house is not cursed, Denise. 444 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,929 Now, hold the hell up. 445 00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:55,063 Terry is actually fine when I'm looking through dead eyes. 446 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:57,413 You know what? 447 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,545 I'ma need y'all to start acting 448 00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,111 like y'all got some sense 449 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,418 before y'all start scaring everybody in the house. 450 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:03,985 Tell 'em, Big Daddy. 451 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,248 They in our house acting like dumbasses. 452 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:07,989 both: Shut up, Mildred! 453 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,251 Mildred? Why y'all bringing up Mildred? 454 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:10,731 What she got to do with this? 455 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:13,603 Look, I know we been acting crazy. 456 00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:14,909 I'm tired. 457 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,005 - I'ma go to sleep. - Good, good, good. 458 00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:25,615 Hurry up upstairs. 459 00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:28,401 I'm starting to get really... 460 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,533 turned on for some reason. 461 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,102 ♪ I turned on your man ♪ 462 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,235 ♪ I turned on your man ♪ 463 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,932 At least she got one thing right. 464 00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,194 Well, wait a minute, Pat. 465 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,369 You just can't leave me down here with-- 466 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:41,805 Good night, Denise. 467 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:50,031 Now, you motherfuckers was lying in here. 468 00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:52,512 Out, Lucifer, out. 469 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:55,558 Out, Lucifer, out. 470 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,778 Out, Lucifer, out. 471 00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:03,566 Holy water don't work in ho hands. 472 00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:06,613 Good morning, Pat. 473 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,354 Oh, fuck you. 474 00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,225 Did you call them prayer warriors, Denise? 475 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,792 Yeah, they on the way, sis, 476 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,490 'cause we got to sanctify the hell out of this ghost. 477 00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:16,797 I need them to get here before everybody wake up 478 00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:19,060 so Terry can stop thinking we're crazy. 479 00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:21,367 Ain't nothing like that yac to give me my bounce back. 480 00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:24,892 You want a sip, Denise? 481 00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:26,894 I know your fiending ass do. 482 00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:33,509 Good morning, Sister Denise. 483 00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,119 Hey, Brother Chauncy. 484 00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:36,991 Hey, listen, tell your scamming-ass brother 485 00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:38,427 to stop writing me letters. 486 00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:40,211 This ain't "Love After Lockup." 487 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,257 Now, who you got with you? 488 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,955 My name is Sister Webb. 489 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:48,176 Mm, I'm just a soldier for the Lord! 490 00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:49,569 The church sent me over. 491 00:21:49,656 --> 00:21:51,310 They say y'all standing in need of prayer. 492 00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:53,224 Oh, yes, ma'am. We standing. 493 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,487 - Come on in. - Mm-hmm. 494 00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:56,184 I been calling them, but, you know, 495 00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:58,752 my sister ain't saved, so I'm standing alone. 496 00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:00,231 But they tell me where two or more are gathered, 497 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,799 Jesus is all up in there, so let's get to it. 498 00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:04,235 There's a dark spirit in here. 499 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,326 Mm, I feel it in this place. 500 00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:09,328 Oh, as sure as God my witness, 501 00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:11,155 - we will cast it out. - Amen. 502 00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:12,156 Can I get an Amen? 503 00:22:12,243 --> 00:22:13,201 - Amen! - Amen! 504 00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:19,425 Hold on, Sister Souljah. 505 00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:21,078 How much is this shit gonna cost? 506 00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:22,776 No charge. No charge. 507 00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:25,126 Shit. Get it out! 508 00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:27,041 Get it out! 509 00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:27,955 Ham sandwich! 510 00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:29,783 Hallelujah. 511 00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:32,786 Ain't no way y'all think Aunt Esther and Fantasia 512 00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:35,136 getting rid of me. 513 00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:42,622 ♪ I decree and declare ♪ 514 00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:46,016 ♪ No weapon formed against Pat and Denise shall prosper ♪ 515 00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:47,627 - Hey! - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 516 00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:50,717 These whores ain't got no power. 517 00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:52,849 Ma, what's going on in here? 518 00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:56,113 All this oil's starting to give me stripper flashbacks. 519 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,116 Ooh, I need to pour oil on him too. 520 00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:01,858 You don't want him to take your handicap parking sticker. 521 00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:03,730 We trying to get your grandmama out this house. 522 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,558 What, you think Grandmama's in here? 523 00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:06,863 Hey, lil' nigga. 524 00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:08,691 She haunting us! 525 00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:12,782 I think we should move on over to the ministry of music. 526 00:23:12,869 --> 00:23:15,132 - I think that's a good idea. - Mm. 527 00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:16,786 Ooh, you know what? I got y'all. 528 00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:18,658 Let's all hold hands and close our eyes. 529 00:23:18,745 --> 00:23:20,790 - Yes, Lord. - OK? Mm-hmm. 530 00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:24,403 ♪ Well, mm ♪ 531 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:27,144 ♪ If there's something strange ♪ 532 00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:30,278 ♪ In your neighborhood ♪ 533 00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:32,149 ♪ Who you gonna call ♪ 534 00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:35,892 ♪ Who you gonna call ♪ 535 00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:37,590 Shut the fuck up! 536 00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:43,117 I think we should sing a song that states our intention. 537 00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:45,554 - Mm. - Mm, what your mama name? 538 00:23:45,641 --> 00:23:46,947 - both: Mildred. - Yeah. 539 00:23:47,034 --> 00:23:48,339 Let's try something like this. 540 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,907 ♪ Mildred, you got to go ♪ 541 00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:53,606 Sing it. 542 00:23:53,693 --> 00:23:57,261 all: ♪ Mildred, you got to go ♪ 543 00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:59,960 ♪ We don't want you here no more ♪ 544 00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:02,528 all: ♪ We don't want you here no more ♪ 545 00:24:02,615 --> 00:24:04,094 ♪ We don't want you here ♪ 546 00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:05,487 - ♪ No more ♪ - Yeah! 547 00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:07,924 all: ♪ We don't want you here no more ♪ 548 00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:10,623 ♪ We don't want you here no more ♪ 549 00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:12,799 all: ♪ We don't want you here no more ♪ 550 00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:14,540 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - ♪ Gotta go ♪ 551 00:24:14,627 --> 00:24:15,758 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - ♪ Gotta go ♪ 552 00:24:15,845 --> 00:24:17,368 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - ♪ Gotta go ♪ 553 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,848 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - ♪ Gotta go ♪ 554 00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:20,023 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - ♪ Gotta go ♪ 555 00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:21,677 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - Hey! 556 00:24:21,764 --> 00:24:23,331 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - Yeah! 557 00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:24,854 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - ♪ Gotta go ♪ 558 00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:26,421 ♪ Gotta go ♪ 559 00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:27,944 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - ♪ Gotta go ♪ 560 00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:28,945 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - ♪ Gotta go ♪ 561 00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:30,425 ♪ Gotta go ♪ 562 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:31,774 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - ♪ Gotta go ♪ 563 00:24:31,861 --> 00:24:34,647 This bitch Veronica better answer. 564 00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:37,258 Love and light. Veronica speaking. 565 00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:39,956 Love and light these nuts, woman. 566 00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:41,741 It's Denise. 567 00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:44,265 You might remember me from when you cursed my house. 568 00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:45,919 I didn't curse you. 569 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:48,661 It's not what I stand for, sister goddess. 570 00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:50,532 Witch, please. 571 00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:53,274 I know you unleashed some shit in this house. 572 00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:56,712 Now, right before I was about to grease your dry-ass scalp, 573 00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:58,714 we was up in here talking about dead mamas. 574 00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:01,108 Now my dead mama is running around here 575 00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:04,067 lit off the tap yac. 576 00:25:04,154 --> 00:25:08,376 I simply opened a portal to heal what was broken. 577 00:25:08,463 --> 00:25:10,247 I'm gifting you and Pat 578 00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:14,643 the divine and eternal opportunity of healing, queen. 579 00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:16,906 I don't even know what that means, 580 00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:19,300 but you better come over here and fix this shit. 581 00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:21,868 It's not up to me to fix. 582 00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:25,001 Veronica? Veronica? 583 00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:27,003 Sister goddess? 584 00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:29,310 Damn. 585 00:25:29,397 --> 00:25:30,616 You all right, Auntie? 586 00:25:30,703 --> 00:25:31,878 No. It's a wrap, Junebug. 587 00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:33,444 Veronica wouldn't lift the curse. 588 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,403 Go pack your shit. We got to move. 589 00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:36,926 I ain't moving nowhere. 590 00:25:37,013 --> 00:25:39,102 Y'all keep that ghost to yourselves. 591 00:25:39,189 --> 00:25:40,582 Come on, now, Rabbit. 592 00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:42,236 You need to wake up that wide-open ho Janelle. 593 00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:44,281 Leave me alone! 594 00:25:44,368 --> 00:25:46,675 You need to bust her head to the white meat right now. 595 00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:50,113 - Fuck you. - Dang. My bad. 596 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,724 I just wanted some chips. 597 00:25:51,811 --> 00:25:53,769 Did this nigga just spill the chips you paid for 598 00:25:53,856 --> 00:25:55,336 on the floor you cleaned in the house you bought? 599 00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:56,772 You all right, Ma? 600 00:25:56,859 --> 00:25:59,819 'Cause you looking worse than usual. 601 00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:01,647 Be a good mama and tell him to lick every crumb 602 00:26:01,734 --> 00:26:03,126 off this fucking floor. 603 00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:04,519 Hello. 604 00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,739 Will you please just get out? 605 00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:09,568 Dang, I'm going. What-- 606 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:11,744 Wait, is this that ghost thing? 607 00:26:11,831 --> 00:26:13,789 Oh, yeah, y'all can have that. 608 00:26:16,444 --> 00:26:19,186 Now, I know all about a mess with your daughter. 609 00:26:19,273 --> 00:26:21,449 So when you gonna handle Little Ho Peep? 610 00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:26,367 I know my child, and I trust my child. 611 00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:29,152 And I don't talk to my kids the way you talked to us. 612 00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:31,720 - Stop calling my daughter a ho. - Well, wait. 613 00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:34,114 - What's going on with Janelle? - Nothing. 614 00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:36,116 I caught Treyq'uan in her room last night. 615 00:26:36,203 --> 00:26:37,639 Oh, damn. 616 00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:39,467 But when she wake up, I'ma talk to her. 617 00:26:39,554 --> 00:26:41,338 Talk to her? When she wake up? 618 00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:43,558 Rabbit, you tougher than this. 619 00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:46,082 Stop calling me Rabbit! 620 00:26:46,169 --> 00:26:47,867 And why are you here, and what do you want? 621 00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:50,260 - To help you. - I'm better than you. 622 00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:51,566 Better than me? 623 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:54,482 But, Rabbit, you just like me. 624 00:26:56,092 --> 00:26:57,137 Hey, y'all. 625 00:26:57,224 --> 00:26:57,920 I'll get it. 626 00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:03,099 Hey, Treyq'uan. What you doing here? 627 00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:04,274 Hey, Mr. Carson. 628 00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:05,232 Is Janelle home? 629 00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:06,755 You again? 630 00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:08,757 What you mean again? 631 00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:12,326 What, you want both of your arms in a chicken wing swing? 632 00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:14,023 I don't want to cause any trouble, Mrs. Carson. 633 00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:16,852 I promise. I just came because I left-- 634 00:27:16,939 --> 00:27:18,332 That's what I'm talking about. 635 00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:20,464 - What was that all about, Pat? - Nothing! 636 00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:21,857 Who you talking to? 637 00:27:21,944 --> 00:27:24,817 Hey, T, why don't you just go upstairs 638 00:27:24,904 --> 00:27:26,949 and tell Janelle that Trey is here? 639 00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:29,169 Yeah, go get the lil' ho that could. 640 00:27:29,256 --> 00:27:31,432 Janelle, get your ass down here. 641 00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:32,955 Whoa, wait a minute, Pat. 642 00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:33,782 It seems like you're getting a little worked up. 643 00:27:33,869 --> 00:27:35,392 Why don't you try to calm down? 644 00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:37,786 Fuck that. Act a donkey and a monkey. 645 00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:42,661 Do you know Janelle invited his little horny ass 646 00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:44,227 over here twice? 647 00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:46,839 The same boy that asked her for naked pictures. 648 00:27:46,926 --> 00:27:48,754 She's losing her damn mind. 649 00:27:48,841 --> 00:27:50,059 - She is. - Hey, Auntie. 650 00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:53,106 Oh, this the shit I came to see. 651 00:27:53,193 --> 00:27:54,890 Y'all OK? 652 00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:56,196 So you invited Trey over here? 653 00:27:56,283 --> 00:27:57,937 What you gonna do, sneak him in again? 654 00:27:58,024 --> 00:28:00,374 That's right, Pat. Lay her ass out. 655 00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:01,984 What? Ma, no. 656 00:28:02,071 --> 00:28:04,073 His phone fell in the bushes 657 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,032 when you scared him out the window. 658 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,294 He was just coming to pick it up. 659 00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:09,383 - Did he leave? - She lying. 660 00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:11,864 Tell Janelle she sound like a lying-ass ho. 661 00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:14,388 - She ain't saying that. - Huh? 662 00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:16,607 Why are you meeting with Trey after the way he done you? 663 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,044 You're better than this. 664 00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:21,003 I know that, Mom. You're not listening. 665 00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:23,223 You just keep assuming and projecting. 666 00:28:23,310 --> 00:28:24,964 You don't even live in the projects. 667 00:28:25,051 --> 00:28:26,922 Call her a dumb ho. 668 00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:29,925 - You acting like a dumb ho. - What? 669 00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:32,754 I'm trying to break things off with him, but I'm a dumb ho? 670 00:28:32,841 --> 00:28:35,148 - both: Yes! - Stop it, Pat. 671 00:28:35,235 --> 00:28:37,324 You know that's Mildred talking. 672 00:28:37,411 --> 00:28:38,978 I don't want you to drop out of school. 673 00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:40,501 I don't want you to ruin your life 674 00:28:40,588 --> 00:28:42,155 over a dumbass like Trey. 675 00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:44,200 You just saw what Junebug went through. 676 00:28:44,287 --> 00:28:46,376 Oh, my God, I'm not Junebug! 677 00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:48,291 I'm Janelle. 678 00:28:48,378 --> 00:28:49,815 You're not as smart as you think you are. 679 00:28:53,383 --> 00:28:55,342 I'm not smart? 680 00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:58,171 Say dumb ho again. 681 00:28:58,258 --> 00:29:00,390 Like I said, you being a dumb ho. 682 00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:01,870 Hold on, now, Pat. 683 00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:03,698 I'm not holding on for nothing. 684 00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:06,179 This shit is better than my stories. 685 00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:07,223 OK. 686 00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:10,966 So you think I'm like that 687 00:29:11,053 --> 00:29:14,448 because you think I'm like you. 688 00:29:14,535 --> 00:29:18,669 You were always telling us about your past, 689 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,367 but we're better than you. 690 00:29:20,454 --> 00:29:22,456 What the hell did you just say to me? 691 00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:25,807 Oh, she got you fucked up now, Rabbit. 692 00:29:27,678 --> 00:29:29,463 I am smart enough not to become 693 00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:32,335 - a teen mom like you were. - No, she didn't. 694 00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:35,774 I am smart enough not to drop out of school 695 00:29:35,861 --> 00:29:37,471 - like you did. - Mm! 696 00:29:37,558 --> 00:29:39,995 And I'm definitely way too smart 697 00:29:40,082 --> 00:29:41,997 to ruin my entire life 698 00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:44,173 by selling crack and going to prison. 699 00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:47,089 - Janelle! - So no. 700 00:29:47,176 --> 00:29:51,354 I might not be as smart as I think I am, 701 00:29:51,441 --> 00:29:54,618 but I'm definitely not as dumb as you. 702 00:29:54,705 --> 00:29:57,143 Pat! Pat. 703 00:30:00,929 --> 00:30:02,757 Wow. 704 00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:04,933 - Niecey, wait. - Ah. 705 00:30:09,982 --> 00:30:12,767 We not as different as you thought, are we? 706 00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:15,248 We are different. 707 00:30:15,335 --> 00:30:18,599 And I don't talk to my fucking kids like that. 708 00:30:18,686 --> 00:30:20,775 That's how I did you. 709 00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:22,342 That's how my mama did me. 710 00:30:22,429 --> 00:30:24,039 That's how her mama did her. 711 00:30:25,432 --> 00:30:27,216 You think you better 'cause you live 712 00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:29,305 in your white neighborhood and your husband 713 00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:32,395 and your little dreams. 714 00:30:32,482 --> 00:30:34,745 But the more you hold on to what I did to you, 715 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:37,139 the more you become me. 716 00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:38,619 And that ain't so bad, is it? 717 00:30:38,706 --> 00:30:40,142 Shut up! 718 00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:42,928 She will never be like you. 719 00:30:43,015 --> 00:30:45,104 That ain't what I saw. 720 00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:49,848 Well, I guess it's time for me to go on back 721 00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:51,980 to the waiting room. 722 00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:54,026 Maybe one day... 723 00:30:56,724 --> 00:30:58,334 I'll see you there. 724 00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:12,044 I really am like her. 725 00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:13,045 - Don't say that. - Yes, I am. 726 00:31:13,132 --> 00:31:14,655 I really am like her. 727 00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:19,312 I don't fucking want to be like her. 728 00:31:19,399 --> 00:31:21,792 - You're not. - I fucking hate her. 729 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,360 I fucking hate her. 730 00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:27,842 - Oh, I fucking hate her. - Come on, Pat. 731 00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:29,191 Stop saying that. 732 00:31:32,107 --> 00:31:35,154 - I fucking hate that woman. I fucking hate her. 733 00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:40,159 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 734 00:31:40,246 --> 00:31:41,987 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 735 00:31:42,074 --> 00:31:44,337 ♪ And you can't get enough ♪ 736 00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:46,556 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 737 00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:48,689 ♪ With a husband and kids ♪ 738 00:31:48,776 --> 00:31:51,779 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 739 00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:56,610 ♪ And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪ 52787

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