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- How many of y'all
hate something or somebody?
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Not me.
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Hate carry
too much damn weight.
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And as you can see,
I am a grudge and a snack cake
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away from being
none of your damn business.
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Let me ask you something.
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Why do you think Jesus
have a six-pack?
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Because he let it go.
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And he walked
all over Africa too.
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When you hold on to pain,
that pain will control you.
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And I'll be damned
if I was gonna let
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a old nigga with a roommate
control me.
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It is time for you
to let it go.
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It's time for you to get
that funky foot ass dude
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out of your house.
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It is time for you to stop
sleeping with these chicks
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with two kids
and five baby daddies.
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And it's time for you
to tell that boss
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that you don't like at work to
kiss your ass from the front.
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Can I get an amen?
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all: Amen.
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- Can I get a fuck 'em all?
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all: Fuck 'em all.
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- That's it, baby.
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- Hell no, don't go over there.
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- This bitch gonna get
chopped off.
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- Oh, Jesus.
She gonna get away baby.
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- No, she not. That bitch dumb.
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- Which scary movie
y'all watching?
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- National Geographic. Shh.
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[doorbell rings]
- I got it. I got it.
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- Why you running like a
stimulus check is at the door?
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- Nah, it's something
better than that.
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- The only thing better
than a check is two checks.
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- Why you order
all that Chinese food?
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Boy, you high?
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- No, I'm not high.
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And I'll Cash App you
the money when I get it.
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- How'd you get my card?
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- You need a bank account
to Cash App somebody, son.
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- I'll just get the money
from my dad.
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- Boy, how you gonna rob me
to pay me?
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- I mean my real dad.
He'll be here in 30 minutes.
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Dang, they forgot
the soy sauce.
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- What do you mean by real dad?
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- What the hell you mean
by 30 minutes?
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- What the hell you mean
they forgot the soy sauce?
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- Okay. Who do I answer first?
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- Me, nigga.
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- ♪ Oh, it's time to go
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♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show"
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- Brandon, how long
you been talking to Lloyd?
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- He messaged me on Facebook.
He drives trucks now.
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Said he was rolling through.
So I invited him over.
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- Over where?
- Here.
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- He ain't coming up in here.
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- It's the boy's father.
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How are we supposed to tell him
not to come?
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- Send him a message.
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- You know that fool
can't read.
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- You know what? She right.
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We actually gotta talk
with emojis.
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- Then send his ass
a stop sign.
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- I told you I could
beat you to the door.
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- You're too old
to be that fast.
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- And you're too young
to be moving like mama.
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- Uh-oh, something
must be wrong.
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I just insulted Mom, and
she didn't call me Issa Gay.
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- Well, your brother invited
your deadbeat daddy over,
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and they forgot the soy sauce.
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- Well, then you need
to un-invite him.
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- Man, you sound
just like Terry.
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- Why would you wanna see Lloyd
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after all the stuff
he put Mom through?
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- What stuff?
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- Ashley.
- Okay. All right.
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How about the kids
leave the room
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so the adults can talk?
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- Man, I hate
when y'all do this.
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- I'm almost 17.
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- Would you like to make that
almost permanent?
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Ashley, Brandon
was too young to remember
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the stuff Lloyd did.
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- Well, I wasn't.
And I don't wanna see him.
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Do you, Mom?
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- No, but I can't stop him
from seeing him.
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- Can't or won't, Pat?
Which one is it?
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- Terry. Terry.
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- Lloyd was a married man
who knocked you up
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when you were 13.
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Why would you let him
in this house?
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- Like it or not,
he's still your daddy, Ashley.
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And I don't dwell on shit
I don't have control over.
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- Well, let's look
on the bright side.
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I mean, even if Lloyd steps
his raggedy ass in this house,
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nobody has to ever
see him again.
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- Are you talking about
killing Lloyd?
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- No, but I am talking
about cold-cocking his ass,
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tying him up out back,
and letting a sloth kill him.
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- How the hell is a sloth
gonna kill him, Denise?
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- Real slow.
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- You okay?
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- This is our house, Pat.
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Lloyd don't need
to step foot in here.
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- But Brandon wanna see him.
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- Brandon also want
flying shoes.
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Well, look, he can see him
at the truck stop.
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- You do know the courts gave
Lloyd supervised visitation
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until Brandon was mature enough
to handle it.
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- Baby, that boy
is 28 years old.
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- They didn't say 28.
They said mature enough.
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- You know, it's hard for me
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to let someone who hurt you
like that in this house.
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He abused you.
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I couldn't never
forgive him for that.
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- It's not up to you
to forgive.
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Do you know all I ever wanted
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was for him to just apologize,
and he never did?
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- What would that do?
- I don't know.
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But I do know
I had to let it go.
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I had to forgive him
so I can live.
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And when I did,
guess who showed up.
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- Taye Diggs?
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Denzel?
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Ghost?
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- No, fool.
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You look better
than all of them
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with the lights out.
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- Oh...
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Are you gonna be okay
with Lloyd coming over?
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- I'm good.
The thing is, are you okay?
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- I'm good. [sighs]
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I'll feel even better
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if his truck flips over
before he gets here.
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- Ooh, can I have some?
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- No. I made this for Lloyd.
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- I thought you didn't like
Brandon's dad.
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- I don't.
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But, you know, I'm the one who
introduced him to your mama.
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So I kinda feel like--
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- Responsible?
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- No, that's not it.
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- Guilty?
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- No, that's not either.
It's kinda like--
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it's really like--
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you should stay the fuck
out of grown folk business.
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- Man, you are really going all
out with all this Chinese food.
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- Yeah, I just wanna make him
feel comfortable, you know.
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- What's your dad like anyways?
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- Man, I was so young
since the last time I seen him.
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But I mean, from what
I can remember he was--
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- Awful.
He was way too old for Mom.
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All he wanted to do was--
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- Rap.
I mean, he put on Biggie CDs
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and think he was flowing
and then he would--
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- Hit her on the head
with a roller skate.
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I used to wish I was
one of those action heroes
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so I could kick his ass.
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And the fool had
a severe nut allergy.
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He would've been so easy
to take out.
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- But what if he's coming by
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to say he's sick or dying
or something?
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- Mm, then I'd ask him
if I could watch.
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- Him skate.
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He was the one that taught me
how to skate backwards.
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- I thought Dad taught you.
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- Nah, man. That was Lloyd.
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I mean, from what I remember
he was supposed to come
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and take me skating,
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but his skates
was in a evidence locker.
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- Man.
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It's gotta feel weird
to have two dads.
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- What? I don't have two dads.
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Lloyd is my dad.
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I mean,
Terry is just--you know,
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Terry is just Terry.
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[doorbell rings]
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- I'll get it.
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- What's happening?
Been a minute.
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Ooh, I see you holding up
there like stiff grits, DeeDee.
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- Don't call me that.
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You lost that right
a long time ago.
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And what do you want?
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- Well, I just happen
to be passing by
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and I thought I'd stop by
and see my kids.
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It's pretty convenient.
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- Yeah, pulling out would
have been more convenient.
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- So you gonna let
an old friend in?
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- Let him in, Denise.
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- Don't touch me.
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Do not touch me.
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- Hey, Rabbit.
It's good to see you.
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- I wish I can say the same.
- You good, ma?
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- I'm fine, baby.
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- And you must be Terry.
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It's good to finally
meet you, brother.
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- It won't be if you
come any closer.
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- Yeah, well, I see you guys
done real well for yourselves.
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- We getting by.
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- Oh, this is well
beyond just getting by.
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I mean, you know me.
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I'm still staying at that
little place off Perry Street.
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You remember that?
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Is that my Ashley?
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Come on,
give your old man a hug.
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- Let me know when he's gone.
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- I guess she just gonna
have to warm up to me again,
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you know,
get to know me all over.
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- She do know your ass.
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That's the problem.
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- Lookee here! Lil' Brandon.
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Boy, I know your lil'
Black ass anywhere.
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Looking just like your daddy.
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Come on in here
and give me a hug.
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- Uh, Dad.
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- I'm right here, son.
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- Negro, if you don't
let go of my son...
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- Um, I'm Brandon.
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You may recognize me
from my profile pic.
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- Okay, my bad, my bad.
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It's an easy mistake.
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Both of you boys
get your height from your mama.
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It's nice to see you, son.
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- You too.
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- Now, can I trouble you
for something to drink?
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A brother is thirsty.
I've been on the road.
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- Oh, yeah,
I'll get you something.
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- Oh, I got it.
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Here you go, Lloyd.
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- Thank you, Denise.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Yes.
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Smooth.
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So what flavor is this?
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- Red.
- Mm.
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You know, I'm surprised
a Kool-aid master
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like yourself
ain't been snatched up yet.
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- [chuckles]
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- [grunts]
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- So how long you gonna be
in town for?
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- Well, it all depends.
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I got this load that I gotta--
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[coughs]
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I got this load that I--
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[coughs]
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I got a load.
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- What's happening?
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- Dad! Denise, what did you do?
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- You a favor, nigga.
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- How could you do something
like this?
250
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- Oh, would you please stop
being a pussy?
251
00:10:47,275 --> 00:10:49,034
And open the back door so
we could bury his ass out back.
252
00:10:49,137 --> 00:10:50,793
- You can't throw him
out my back.
253
00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:52,586
- Why?
- 'Cause my cabbage out there.
254
00:10:52,689 --> 00:10:54,413
Throw that nigga
in the trash can.
255
00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:58,793
- Denise, I just wanna say
that we really appreciate you.
256
00:10:58,896 --> 00:11:00,344
- Yes. Thank you. We love you.
257
00:11:00,448 --> 00:11:03,448
- And from now on,
Janelle can sleep on the couch
258
00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:04,655
and you can have her bed.
259
00:11:04,758 --> 00:11:07,310
- Aw, I love y'all
260
00:11:07,413 --> 00:11:10,310
like big back bitches
love spaghetti straps.
261
00:11:12,793 --> 00:11:14,931
[doorbell rings]
262
00:11:18,172 --> 00:11:19,448
- Okay.
263
00:11:19,551 --> 00:11:20,827
I'm trying. Come on.
264
00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,000
- Come on. Come on, man.
265
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,655
[doorbell rings]
266
00:11:28,758 --> 00:11:31,655
[dramatic music]
267
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:32,689
♪
268
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,413
- I'll get it.
269
00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:39,724
- What's happening?
It's been a minute.
270
00:11:39,827 --> 00:11:41,241
- It sure has.
271
00:11:41,344 --> 00:11:45,448
- Ashley, I'm so glad that
your mama decided to keep you.
272
00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:46,931
Now, you know my wife
at the time,
273
00:11:47,034 --> 00:11:49,103
she had offered your mom
a Bomb Pop to have an abortion.
274
00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:52,448
And you know how your mama
loves Bomb Pops.
275
00:11:55,862 --> 00:11:57,758
Girl, you smell like new money.
276
00:11:57,862 --> 00:11:59,586
- Well, thank you.
It must be my new perfume.
277
00:11:59,689 --> 00:12:01,275
It's called In Spite Of.
278
00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:03,206
- Mm.
279
00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:06,000
Well, I'm so glad you got
your looks from your mama.
280
00:12:06,103 --> 00:12:08,896
Me, on my side, all we got
is them damn keloids,
281
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,586
you know, them little
leather book bag thing
282
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:11,931
hanging from the back
of your ear,
283
00:12:12,034 --> 00:12:13,620
just be dangling around.
284
00:12:13,724 --> 00:12:15,586
Like two fists
sitting up there.
285
00:12:15,689 --> 00:12:18,068
[laughing]
286
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:20,068
Ah.
287
00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:23,137
So what you been up to lately?
288
00:12:23,241 --> 00:12:25,931
- Well, after you left,
I learned how to read.
289
00:12:26,034 --> 00:12:27,448
Then I went on
to go to college,
290
00:12:27,551 --> 00:12:28,620
graduate top of my class,
291
00:12:28,724 --> 00:12:29,896
and become
a successful psychologist
292
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,241
so that I could help people
293
00:12:31,344 --> 00:12:33,137
who've been damaged
by people like you.
294
00:12:35,068 --> 00:12:37,310
- Yeah, well,
it's nice catching up.
295
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:41,275
So where's my other
Bomb Pop baby at?
296
00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:43,206
- You mean Brandon?
He'll be here in a second.
297
00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:45,758
But, in the meantime,
let's talk about you.
298
00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:48,551
- What about me?
299
00:12:48,655 --> 00:12:49,827
- Let's talk about
all the feelings
300
00:12:49,931 --> 00:12:51,103
of guilt you must have.
301
00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:53,206
Why don't you lie down
and get comfy.
302
00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:58,172
- Well, all right.
But I would take my off shoes,
303
00:12:58,275 --> 00:13:00,413
but I ain't got
my good socks on.
304
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,344
So where should I start?
305
00:13:05,448 --> 00:13:07,448
- Start at the point where you
knocked up my innocent,
306
00:13:07,551 --> 00:13:08,896
13-year-old mom.
307
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,724
- Rabbit was young,
but it was consensual.
308
00:13:11,827 --> 00:13:12,965
We was in love.
309
00:13:13,068 --> 00:13:14,689
- Do you beat everybody
you love?
310
00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:16,206
- No, no, no, no,
I lost my head.
311
00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:17,241
That's all.
312
00:13:17,344 --> 00:13:18,862
- Well, she almost
lost hers too.
313
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,137
Hell, it was your fault
314
00:13:20,241 --> 00:13:21,793
she says the first thing
that comes to mind.
315
00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:23,068
- No, hell,
she was always like that.
316
00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:25,172
That's why I shot the bitch.
317
00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:38,724
Ashley, there
are a lot of things
318
00:13:38,827 --> 00:13:41,655
I wish I could change,
lot of things.
319
00:13:41,758 --> 00:13:44,482
And I really mean that.
Hand to God.
320
00:13:46,655 --> 00:13:48,413
Ooh. You know what?
321
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:51,448
Getting that off my chest
I feel a whole lot better.
322
00:13:51,551 --> 00:13:53,413
- You ain't the only one.
323
00:13:53,517 --> 00:13:55,689
[siren chirps]
324
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,068
- What the hell
is going on in here?
325
00:13:58,172 --> 00:14:01,137
- Oh, not much, just a little
sting to catch a perv.
326
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:06,137
- You sneaky ass bitch.
You set me up.
327
00:14:06,241 --> 00:14:08,000
- I get that from my mama.
328
00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:10,137
- You're gonna get shot
like her too, now, hear.
329
00:14:12,413 --> 00:14:16,206
Oh, hell, no, I got to get
the hell--whoa, whoa, whoa.
330
00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:18,206
This here,
ain't this some bullshit?
331
00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:21,413
Whatever happened to client
patient privialities
332
00:14:21,517 --> 00:14:22,586
and what have you?
333
00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:24,137
- Nigga, you ain't my client.
334
00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:27,827
- A'ight.
Snitches get stitches.
335
00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:31,000
[muffled shouting]
336
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,448
- Never wanna send
a Black man to jail,
337
00:14:32,551 --> 00:14:34,275
but damn, that felt good.
338
00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:38,758
[doorbell rings]
339
00:14:38,862 --> 00:14:40,068
- Excuse me, baby.
340
00:14:43,241 --> 00:14:45,068
- What's happening?
- Shit.
341
00:14:47,482 --> 00:14:48,758
[doorbell rings]
342
00:14:48,862 --> 00:14:50,172
- I got it.
343
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,689
- What's happening?
It's been a minute.
344
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:57,068
So what's up, young fella?
345
00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:59,448
- Not much. You must be LLoyd.
346
00:14:59,551 --> 00:15:03,965
- Yeah, but most people know me
by my rap name, DaBaby Daddy.
347
00:15:06,586 --> 00:15:08,517
See what I did with that?
DaBaby Daddy.
348
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,241
[laughs]
349
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:13,724
So I see you got a little drip.
But can you spit?
350
00:15:15,344 --> 00:15:20,103
- Can I spit?
Ey, bitch, give me a beat.
351
00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:22,241
- Boy, don't get killed
in your own fantasy.
352
00:15:27,241 --> 00:15:30,275
- They call me Junebreezy,
watch me spit 'cause it's easy,
353
00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:33,620
I'm here to tell your ass
that you looking real sleazy,
354
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:37,172
you got a teen pregnant
then you shot her in the head.
355
00:15:37,275 --> 00:15:40,275
Instead of calling out for
help you left her as she bled.
356
00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:43,310
Then my father Terry had
to raise the kids you bred.
357
00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:45,862
Now you a deadbeat.
Let me add you dumb.
358
00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:47,172
You remind me of a baby
359
00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:49,413
'cause you still
suck your thumb.
360
00:15:49,517 --> 00:15:52,344
Sitting here being fake,
ain't no memories to make.
361
00:15:52,448 --> 00:15:55,689
Drive slow when you leave,
we already cut your brakes.
362
00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:58,827
Dumb is written on your face
and you can't even read it.
363
00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:00,344
How 'bout your ass treat
this house
364
00:16:00,448 --> 00:16:02,413
like it's your kids
and leave it?
365
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:06,655
[all cheering]
- Period. Period. Period.
366
00:16:08,448 --> 00:16:12,310
- That's my nephew. Yes! Yes!
367
00:16:14,551 --> 00:16:16,620
[doorbell rings]
368
00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:18,620
- [sighs]
369
00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:24,827
- What's happening?
It's been a minute.
370
00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:27,241
Ooh, nice crib.
So you know what?
371
00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:29,793
I saw a lot of elementary
schools on my way over here.
372
00:16:29,896 --> 00:16:32,724
[dramatic music]
373
00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:39,620
♪
374
00:16:44,827 --> 00:16:48,103
So do you go to school
around here somewhere?
375
00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:50,344
- Well, that's none
of your business.
376
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:52,103
- Well, I'm just
making conversation.
377
00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:55,482
I mean, you know,
check on you folks and all.
378
00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:03,068
What are you doing?
379
00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:07,241
- Nothing. Yet.
380
00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:14,103
- Oh, shoot, I can't see.
381
00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:17,103
I can't--you done
lost your mind.
382
00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:22,344
I can't see. I can't see.
I can't--oh, my goodness.
383
00:17:22,448 --> 00:17:23,793
I got to get
the hell outta here.
384
00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:26,137
[coughing]
385
00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:27,862
I'm allergic to nuts.
386
00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:29,034
- What was that?
387
00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:30,310
- I'm allergic to nuts.
388
00:17:30,413 --> 00:17:33,000
- That's what I thought.
389
00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:34,275
Well, maybe you should
have thought of that
390
00:17:34,379 --> 00:17:36,655
before you decided
to hit my mama.
391
00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:38,896
- [grunts]
392
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,172
- This girl lost her damn mind.
393
00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:42,896
I don't give a damn
whose kid she is.
394
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,724
She lost her mind.
395
00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:55,241
[doorbell rings]
396
00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:57,310
- Ey, yo, it's him.
397
00:17:59,172 --> 00:18:01,000
- What's happening?
It's been a minute.
398
00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:02,103
Boy, it's good to see you.
399
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,896
- Oh, man,
it's good to see you too.
400
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,310
- Yeah. You know what, son?
401
00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:07,379
I'm so glad you accepted
my friend request.
402
00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:09,103
As a matter of fact,
you the only one
403
00:18:09,206 --> 00:18:11,172
of my 15 kids that did.
404
00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:15,379
Boy, you look just like I did
when I was your age.
405
00:18:15,482 --> 00:18:17,379
- Yeah, Mom said I always
reminded her of you,
406
00:18:17,482 --> 00:18:19,034
especially when I'm getting
on her nerves.
407
00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:21,620
- Yeah, boy, I'm sorry I wasn't
there for you coming up.
408
00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:23,896
But I kept your baby picture
with me everywhere I go.
409
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,241
- You did?
- Yeah.
410
00:18:25,344 --> 00:18:28,137
As a matter of fact,
I got it right here.
411
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,724
Now, this one right here,
that's my favorite.
412
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,482
- Um, this a picture
of Lil' Bow Wow.
413
00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:45,448
- Well, actually, your mama
never gave me
414
00:18:45,551 --> 00:18:47,172
any of your baby pictures.
415
00:18:47,275 --> 00:18:49,482
So I just cut this boy's
picture out from somewhere
416
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,103
and just pretended he was you.
417
00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:53,931
You know,
I saw that movie "Like Mike"
418
00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:56,793
probably ten times
or something.
419
00:18:56,896 --> 00:19:00,137
- You know what? I think
I saw you in the theater once.
420
00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:03,000
- If I had a camcorder
under my coat, it was me.
421
00:19:03,103 --> 00:19:05,103
- Yeah, you yelled at me right
422
00:19:05,206 --> 00:19:07,000
when I walked
in front of the screen.
423
00:19:07,103 --> 00:19:09,241
Remember?
424
00:19:09,344 --> 00:19:11,862
both: Sit your ass down!
425
00:19:11,965 --> 00:19:14,896
[both laughing]
426
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,379
[both sigh]
427
00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:22,172
- And your mama say
428
00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:23,896
we ain't never spend
quality time together.
429
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:29,655
Now look at you, boy.
28 years old.
430
00:19:29,758 --> 00:19:35,034
No kids, no job,
living in your mama's basement.
431
00:19:35,137 --> 00:19:36,413
Boy, I'm so proud of you.
432
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,517
- Thanks, Dad.
433
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:43,137
- Call me Lloyd.
- Okay.
434
00:19:43,241 --> 00:19:46,000
Well, Lloyd.
Can I ask you something?
435
00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:47,827
- Ask me anything, son.
436
00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:50,448
- How come you never came back
to check on us?
437
00:19:50,551 --> 00:19:52,448
- Actually, I wanted to.
438
00:19:52,551 --> 00:19:57,896
But when I joined
the Secret Secret Service,
439
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,517
they told me I had to cut ties
440
00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:01,896
with everybody I loved
for their protection.
441
00:20:04,241 --> 00:20:05,517
- You were in
the Secret Service?
442
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:06,586
- No, son.
443
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:08,586
I was in the Secret
Secret Service.
444
00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:10,931
Secret Service don't
know shit about us.
445
00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:21,620
- Hold up.
So let me get this straight.
446
00:20:22,827 --> 00:20:26,172
So you mean to tell me
that you left
447
00:20:26,275 --> 00:20:29,275
and you never came back
to protect us?
448
00:20:30,448 --> 00:20:33,965
- Exactly.
- Man, I thought so.
449
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,034
Hey, you want
some Chinese food?
450
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,724
- Hell yeah.
You got some Soy Sauce?
451
00:20:39,827 --> 00:20:41,034
- Nah, they forgot it.
452
00:20:41,137 --> 00:20:42,689
But I think there's
an old packet in the kitchen.
453
00:20:42,793 --> 00:20:45,241
- Okie-dokie. All right.
454
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,931
- Hey, thanks
for coming back, Lloyd.
455
00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:49,620
- Of course.
456
00:20:49,724 --> 00:20:53,206
Now, son, get the damn
soy sauce, 'cause I'm hungry.
457
00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:54,965
[doorbell rings]
458
00:21:05,827 --> 00:21:07,862
- It's just the soy sauce.
- Mm.
459
00:21:07,965 --> 00:21:11,413
I thought it was that sweet
and sour ass nigga.
460
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,965
[phone chimes]
461
00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:23,586
- Y'all, he ain't coming.
462
00:21:23,689 --> 00:21:24,931
- We know.
463
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:28,000
- Well, did he send you
a "I ain't shit" emoji, son?
464
00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:33,000
- So does that mean
we can eat now?
465
00:21:34,034 --> 00:21:35,724
- Yeah, man, go for it. Here.
466
00:21:38,137 --> 00:21:40,931
- All right, well, don't
nobody touch this Kool-aid.
467
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:45,275
- Thank God.
468
00:21:45,379 --> 00:21:47,586
I was so hungry,
I could eat Mom's food.
469
00:21:48,413 --> 00:21:50,310
- I just don't get it.
470
00:21:50,413 --> 00:21:52,103
- Lloyd's been disappointing us
for a long time.
471
00:21:52,206 --> 00:21:54,206
You just don't remember
most of it.
472
00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:55,793
I wish I didn't.
473
00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:01,482
- Well, son, it's his loss.
474
00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:05,862
Come on. I love you.
475
00:22:05,965 --> 00:22:07,551
- I love you too, Mom.
476
00:22:09,034 --> 00:22:11,172
- It's gonna be all right.
477
00:22:11,758 --> 00:22:13,482
- Sorry your father
didn't show, man.
478
00:22:13,586 --> 00:22:14,724
- Listen, everything
I said earlier--
479
00:22:14,827 --> 00:22:19,034
- I know. I get it.
I'm not your real father.
480
00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:22,689
- No. But you are my dad.
481
00:22:23,517 --> 00:22:27,413
Man, thank you for being there
for us always.
482
00:22:27,517 --> 00:22:32,206
- Right on. Right on.
483
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:34,655
Son?
- Yeah.
484
00:22:34,758 --> 00:22:37,000
- You still owe me money
for all that food.
485
00:22:39,068 --> 00:22:40,034
- Okay, yeah, I got you.
486
00:22:40,137 --> 00:22:41,172
- You do?
- Yeah, yeah. I got you.
487
00:22:41,275 --> 00:22:42,137
- Well, let me see
the receipt then.
488
00:22:42,241 --> 00:22:43,482
- Okay. Let me see.
489
00:22:43,586 --> 00:22:45,517
I ain't got no service,
I ain't pay the bill.
490
00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:47,275
Can I get an allowance
to pay the bill, Dad?
491
00:22:47,379 --> 00:22:48,413
- Just call me Terry.
492
00:22:48,517 --> 00:22:50,448
- Terry. Okay.
- Yeah.
493
00:22:50,551 --> 00:22:52,655
[doorbell rings]
494
00:23:01,241 --> 00:23:02,413
- Lloyd?
495
00:23:02,517 --> 00:23:04,724
- What's happening?
It's been a minute.
496
00:23:04,827 --> 00:23:06,827
- We thought you wasn't coming.
The kids asleep.
497
00:23:06,931 --> 00:23:08,517
- Yeah.
Well, you know how it goes.
498
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:10,551
[laughs]
But I gotta tell you though,
499
00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:12,896
girl, you look
like butter on biscuits.
500
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:13,965
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
501
00:23:14,068 --> 00:23:15,517
- Don't start.
Let me get your kids.
502
00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:17,000
- Hey, hey. Wait, wait.
503
00:23:17,103 --> 00:23:19,793
Before you get them,
I just wanted to say that--
504
00:23:21,827 --> 00:23:23,758
I just wanted to say
that I'm sorry.
505
00:23:25,206 --> 00:23:27,068
- What you say?
- I'm sorry.
506
00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:30,517
I'm really sorry for treating
you so bad back in the day.
507
00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:33,517
- I never thought I would hear
508
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:35,758
the words come out
of that hole in your face.
509
00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:39,172
- Cool. So you forgive me?
510
00:23:39,275 --> 00:23:40,758
- Hell no.
511
00:23:40,862 --> 00:23:42,344
You took the first half
of my life
512
00:23:42,448 --> 00:23:43,620
and you shitted on it.
513
00:23:43,724 --> 00:23:44,896
And you tried to wipe your ass
514
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,758
with the second half
of my life.
515
00:23:46,862 --> 00:23:49,000
I can't believe
I was trippin' over a nigga
516
00:23:49,103 --> 00:23:50,965
who can't even chew steak.
517
00:23:53,103 --> 00:23:54,517
The fuck was wrong with me?
518
00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:56,482
- Hey, Rabbit,
you need to calm down.
519
00:23:56,586 --> 00:23:58,689
- No, nigga, you need
to calm the fuck down.
520
00:23:58,793 --> 00:24:01,655
In here looking like you
chew apples backwards.
521
00:24:03,965 --> 00:24:05,482
And you need to be
thanking my husband
522
00:24:05,586 --> 00:24:07,896
for taking care of your kids
for over 20 years.
523
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,275
- Yeah, but I was taking--
- But I'm talking.
524
00:24:09,379 --> 00:24:10,517
- But I was--
525
00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:13,137
- But I'm better than you,
nigga bitch.
526
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,551
And thank God I learned
to laugh to keep from crying.
527
00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:18,827
And I learned how to turn
my pain into laughter
528
00:24:18,931 --> 00:24:21,827
and laughter
into motherfucking money.
529
00:24:21,931 --> 00:24:24,482
- Yeah. Well, you're welcome.
530
00:24:24,586 --> 00:24:26,172
- I'm welcome?
531
00:24:26,275 --> 00:24:28,379
Get the fuck out of my house
before me and my kids
532
00:24:28,482 --> 00:24:30,103
and my husband mollywop
that little hole
533
00:24:30,206 --> 00:24:31,482
in your motherfucking mouth.
534
00:24:42,551 --> 00:24:44,103
- [grunts]
535
00:24:45,344 --> 00:24:47,000
Are you okay, baby?
536
00:24:47,103 --> 00:24:49,000
- [chuckles]
537
00:24:49,103 --> 00:24:51,310
I sure am, Terry.
538
00:24:51,413 --> 00:24:53,103
I sure am.
539
00:24:56,896 --> 00:25:03,931
♪
540
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,068
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman
541
00:25:11,172 --> 00:25:13,275
♪ And she don't take
no stuff ♪
542
00:25:13,379 --> 00:25:15,275
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
543
00:25:15,379 --> 00:25:17,655
♪ And you can't get enough
544
00:25:25,793 --> 00:25:27,758
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman
545
00:25:27,862 --> 00:25:29,689
♪ And she don't take
no stuff ♪
546
00:25:29,793 --> 00:25:31,655
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
547
00:25:31,758 --> 00:25:33,862
♪ And you can't get enough
548
00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:36,275
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
549
00:25:36,379 --> 00:25:38,206
♪ With husband and kids
550
00:25:38,310 --> 00:25:41,344
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
551
00:25:41,448 --> 00:25:46,689
♪ And it's
"The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
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