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I am Mr. Smilton.
You are the most relentless
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bounty hunters in the region.
There's no smokin' in here!
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For months, a dog has been
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sneakin' into my stables and
fornicatin' with my prized racehorses.
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All I know about him is he loves pickles.
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Bring me his head.
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Kill him!
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Mr. Pickles!
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Good boy!
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We shouldn't be
bringing Mr. Pickles.
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Last time we went to a barbecue,
he killed a bunch of people and...
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Dad, not another
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- "evil Mr. Pickles" story.
- Ohh.
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Are you excited to go
to Floyd's barbecue, Mr. Pickles?
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Now, Floyd's a bit
of an oddball, so his house
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might be a little...
Oh, this must be it.
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- Floyd. Nice house you have.
- Oh, that's just an abandoned house.
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Uh, I live over here.
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- Oh, my.
- And this is my wife.
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Oh, you.
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Butter-dipped fried mayo
oysters?
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I'll have to get your recipe.
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Sure thing. Come with me.
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Uh, that's enough for now.
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Dad, where's Mr. Pickles?
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Uh, he'll turn up, Tommy.
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- Is that a whale?
- No, it's a shrimp stuffed in
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a crab stuffed in a flounder
in a turkey in a duck
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in a chicken in an otter in a
manatee in a bear in an elephant
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in a whale. It's a
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"shrabounturduckenottemanabearap
hantale."
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Stop, or I'll shoot!
"Shpow, shpow, shpow!"
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Hey! I shot your kneecaps!
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Sheriff!
Mr. Pickles has been dognapped!
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Now I give Mr. Smilton head.
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Once decapitated, heads have
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life for up to seven seconds.
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Last thing you will see is me
burying your body.
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Huh? Whoa! Hey! Get off my head!
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Die!
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And over here is my gravy
fountain.
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That's my chande-lemon meringue
pie.
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And this is my ranch dresser.
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I keep my socks in
there, too.
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Well, for two
telemarketers, you do better than I do.
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Oh, I made my money winning
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wing-eating contests around the
world.
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Yeah.
I'm just a telemarketer 'cause
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it's fun.
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Places like this are great
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for gettin' information... just
got to know what to ask.
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How's your mama?
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- Well, she's well, sheriff.
- And your daddy?
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- Well, he's well, sheriff.
- But we're looking for Mr. Pi...
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and your girlfriend, Sheena...
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- Well?
- Oh, Sheena.
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- Yeah, she's well, sheriff.
- Aw.
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You can't cook that
whale with this little grill.
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Well, I like to take my time
till it's all hot and juicy.
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And then you put the
beef inside?
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And you've got a three-foot
beef-filled jelly donut.
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Everything you have
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- is related to food.
- Well, here's the gym I can't
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use anymore 'cause the door's
been shrinking.
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Floyd, the door isn't drinking.
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You're...
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getting fat.
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No way.
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Really?
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Nice to meet you,
sheriff's mama.
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- Well, hello there, Thomas.
- I told him we'd look for
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Mr. Pickles but first I had to
brush your hair.
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Too late!
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But Candy always gets to
brush you.
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- Mama, candy made a bad face.
- No tattletalin'.
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- But, mama...
- And no backtalkin'.
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Don't you "aw" me, boy.
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Now you're on punishment.
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I want to start the
fire. Now, move over!
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All right, grandpa.
I'm the grill master.
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No, I'm the grill
master.
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What are you up to,
Mr. Pickles?
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"Hi, Tommy.
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- Pleased to meet you."
- Sheriff, what about Mr. Pickles?!
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Well, Tommy...
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Sometimes a sheriff can feel a
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little sad sometimes a sheriff can be a
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little bad I tried to to find
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Mr. Pickles, asked all the right
questions.
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Thanks for luring him into my
ambush.
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I hate dogs. Ugh.
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Hey!
You want to be my girlfriend?
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Ugh! No, I don't.
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Besides, I was born without
genitals.
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Then where do you go pee-pee
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- and pooh-pooh?
- You don't want to know.
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Shut up!
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Aww! He's so cute!
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You can be my
boyfriend if you go to the store
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- and buy more Pickles for him.
- My first girlfriend!
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Idiot. More money for me!
Now I'm gonna cut your stupid
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dog head off.
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- Aah! My finger!
- Oh.
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Hey. Uh... Aw!
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Sheriff!
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Get over to the old house by
Floyd's.
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Mr. Pickles is here and...
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Well, Tommy, Mr. Pi... wait.
What is it, Abigail?
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My sheriff hat! Tommy stole it!
Mama, we got a code 967.
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- Lost your sheriff hat again?
- Mr. Pickles is at the old
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house by Floyd's. Mm.
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Tommy must be there with my hat.
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Me find dog.
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I need a jar of Pickles.
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Uh-oh! The sheriff!
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How's your mama?
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You know my mama?
Don't tell her you saw me.
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I wasn't doing anything.
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- And your daddy?
- My daddy?!
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Uh, he wanted me to be a good
boy, not a criminal.
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And how's your
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- girlfriend, Sheena... Well?
- "Seen a whale?"
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Uh, yeah, she seen a whale.
It was at that fat guy's
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barbecue, where I used the
pickles to lure the dog across
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the street. Oops!
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Now you're under arrest.
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Mr. Goodman, I promised
myself if I ever got fat...
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...I'd kill myself.
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- What?
- I want you to do it.
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Floyd, it's okay to
be fat. It's just...
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It is?
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Let's celebrate.
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No, no, no, Floyd.
Don't you die on meeeeeeee!
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My fat saved the bullet from
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- getting to my bloody parts.
- Ohh!
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I guess it is okay to be fat!
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Well, thank you so
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- much for the recipes.
- Everyone!
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There's been a
murder! It was Mr. Pickles!
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- Here, doggy, doggy.
- The sheriff is some kind of a mastermind!
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Now, where's Mr. Pickles?
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- That only boy in hat.
- Help! I can't see!
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Huh? Me back up, horrified.
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Me no like that smell!
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Uh, what's happening?
I can't see!
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Last chance... you find dog
or...
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Mr. Pickles!
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I found ya, boy.
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Huh? Where did you go?
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He was right over
here where I left him, in the...
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fire?!
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I'll catch you!
Just jump to me!
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Mr. Pickles!
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I saved you from the fire!
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Hey, my hat! Hey, a fire!
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Dad, you trapped
Mr. Pickles in a fire?!
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- But Mr. Pickles...
- Looook!
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- What?
- Now, that's how you get a fire going!
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I guess you are the grill
master, grandpa!
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- Yeah!
- Well, I'm looking
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forward to eating a normal meal.
Huh? What?
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Pickles?!
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Not just pickles...
they're stuffed with mayonnaise,
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rack of lamb, liver, melon
doughnuts, whipped cream, ranch,
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rattlesnake, toothpaste, possum,
shark, cherry cola, octopus, ice cubes...
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