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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,288 --> 00:00:05,422 I am Mr. Smilton. You are the most relentless 2 00:00:05,536 --> 00:00:09,855 bounty hunters in the region. There's no smokin' in here! 3 00:00:11,056 --> 00:00:14,495 For months, a dog has been 4 00:00:14,544 --> 00:00:19,865 sneakin' into my stables and fornicatin' with my prized racehorses. 5 00:00:19,889 --> 00:00:23,039 All I know about him is he loves pickles. 6 00:00:23,063 --> 00:00:25,567 Bring me his head. 7 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,334 Kill him! 8 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:32,909 Mr. Pickles! 9 00:00:50,816 --> 00:00:52,543 Good boy! 10 00:00:54,993 --> 00:00:57,279 We shouldn't be bringing Mr. Pickles. 11 00:00:57,344 --> 00:01:00,899 Last time we went to a barbecue, he killed a bunch of people and... 12 00:01:00,923 --> 00:01:02,014 Dad, not another 13 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:04,636 - "evil Mr. Pickles" story. - Ohh. 14 00:01:04,660 --> 00:01:07,425 Are you excited to go to Floyd's barbecue, Mr. Pickles? 15 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:15,550 Now, Floyd's a bit of an oddball, so his house 16 00:01:15,616 --> 00:01:20,286 might be a little... Oh, this must be it. 17 00:01:20,368 --> 00:01:24,737 - Floyd. Nice house you have. - Oh, that's just an abandoned house. 18 00:01:24,761 --> 00:01:27,199 Uh, I live over here. 19 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:32,670 - Oh, my. - And this is my wife. 20 00:01:32,735 --> 00:01:35,231 Oh, you. 21 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:37,518 Butter-dipped fried mayo oysters? 22 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,350 I'll have to get your recipe. 23 00:01:40,415 --> 00:01:41,918 Sure thing. Come with me. 24 00:01:41,983 --> 00:01:44,319 Uh, that's enough for now. 25 00:01:44,383 --> 00:01:46,009 Dad, where's Mr. Pickles? 26 00:01:46,033 --> 00:01:47,518 Uh, he'll turn up, Tommy. 27 00:01:48,639 --> 00:01:51,704 - Is that a whale? - No, it's a shrimp stuffed in 28 00:01:51,728 --> 00:01:55,834 a crab stuffed in a flounder in a turkey in a duck 29 00:01:55,858 --> 00:02:00,983 in a chicken in an otter in a manatee in a bear in an elephant 30 00:02:01,007 --> 00:02:02,719 in a whale. It's a 31 00:02:02,768 --> 00:02:06,316 "shrabounturduckenottemanabearap hantale." 32 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:14,558 Stop, or I'll shoot! "Shpow, shpow, shpow!" 33 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:17,886 Hey! I shot your kneecaps! 34 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:21,886 Sheriff! Mr. Pickles has been dognapped! 35 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:25,345 Now I give Mr. Smilton head. 36 00:02:25,369 --> 00:02:26,942 Once decapitated, heads have 37 00:02:27,008 --> 00:02:29,054 life for up to seven seconds. 38 00:02:29,078 --> 00:02:32,767 Last thing you will see is me burying your body. 39 00:02:35,279 --> 00:02:37,567 Huh? Whoa! Hey! Get off my head! 40 00:02:40,319 --> 00:02:43,999 Die! 41 00:02:50,799 --> 00:02:53,279 And over here is my gravy fountain. 42 00:02:53,359 --> 00:02:55,646 That's my chande-lemon meringue pie. 43 00:02:55,712 --> 00:02:57,727 And this is my ranch dresser. 44 00:02:59,206 --> 00:03:02,135 I keep my socks in there, too. 45 00:03:02,159 --> 00:03:06,256 Well, for two telemarketers, you do better than I do. 46 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,478 Oh, I made my money winning 47 00:03:08,559 --> 00:03:11,406 wing-eating contests around the world. 48 00:03:11,487 --> 00:03:14,238 Yeah. I'm just a telemarketer 'cause 49 00:03:14,287 --> 00:03:15,919 it's fun. 50 00:03:20,144 --> 00:03:21,996 Places like this are great 51 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:25,854 for gettin' information... just got to know what to ask. 52 00:03:26,904 --> 00:03:28,878 How's your mama? 53 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:33,038 - Well, she's well, sheriff. - And your daddy? 54 00:03:33,119 --> 00:03:36,245 - Well, he's well, sheriff. - But we're looking for Mr. Pi... 55 00:03:36,269 --> 00:03:38,649 and your girlfriend, Sheena... 56 00:03:38,673 --> 00:03:40,558 - Well? - Oh, Sheena. 57 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,153 - Yeah, she's well, sheriff. - Aw. 58 00:03:43,427 --> 00:03:46,478 You can't cook that whale with this little grill. 59 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:51,783 Well, I like to take my time till it's all hot and juicy. 60 00:03:51,807 --> 00:03:54,046 And then you put the beef inside? 61 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:57,919 And you've got a three-foot beef-filled jelly donut. 62 00:03:57,968 --> 00:04:01,247 Everything you have 63 00:04:01,311 --> 00:04:04,190 - is related to food. - Well, here's the gym I can't 64 00:04:04,255 --> 00:04:06,686 use anymore 'cause the door's been shrinking. 65 00:04:06,767 --> 00:04:09,841 Floyd, the door isn't drinking. 66 00:04:09,865 --> 00:04:11,887 You're... 67 00:04:11,911 --> 00:04:13,086 getting fat. 68 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,966 No way. 69 00:04:14,990 --> 00:04:16,959 Really? 70 00:04:17,660 --> 00:04:19,518 Nice to meet you, sheriff's mama. 71 00:04:19,599 --> 00:04:22,135 - Well, hello there, Thomas. - I told him we'd look for 72 00:04:22,159 --> 00:04:25,470 Mr. Pickles but first I had to brush your hair. 73 00:04:25,535 --> 00:04:26,751 Too late! 74 00:04:26,816 --> 00:04:29,343 But Candy always gets to brush you. 75 00:04:30,648 --> 00:04:34,046 - Mama, candy made a bad face. - No tattletalin'. 76 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,159 - But, mama... - And no backtalkin'. 77 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:39,166 Don't you "aw" me, boy. 78 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,759 Now you're on punishment. 79 00:04:43,546 --> 00:04:45,822 I want to start the fire. Now, move over! 80 00:04:45,887 --> 00:04:47,966 All right, grandpa. I'm the grill master. 81 00:04:48,063 --> 00:04:49,822 No, I'm the grill master. 82 00:04:53,631 --> 00:04:56,319 What are you up to, Mr. Pickles? 83 00:05:02,799 --> 00:05:04,222 "Hi, Tommy. 84 00:05:04,319 --> 00:05:07,910 - Pleased to meet you." - Sheriff, what about Mr. Pickles?! 85 00:05:07,934 --> 00:05:09,534 Well, Tommy... 86 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:16,398 Sometimes a sheriff can feel a 87 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:23,359 little sad sometimes a sheriff can be a 88 00:05:23,408 --> 00:05:27,806 little bad I tried to to find 89 00:05:27,887 --> 00:05:32,799 Mr. Pickles, asked all the right questions. 90 00:05:45,407 --> 00:05:47,711 Thanks for luring him into my ambush. 91 00:05:47,775 --> 00:05:50,672 I hate dogs. Ugh. 92 00:05:52,639 --> 00:05:55,679 Hey! You want to be my girlfriend? 93 00:05:57,119 --> 00:05:59,336 Ugh! No, I don't. 94 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,619 Besides, I was born without genitals. 95 00:06:01,643 --> 00:06:03,359 Then where do you go pee-pee 96 00:06:03,424 --> 00:06:05,064 - and pooh-pooh? - You don't want to know. 97 00:06:05,088 --> 00:06:07,390 Shut up! 98 00:06:10,759 --> 00:06:12,798 Aww! He's so cute! 99 00:06:13,342 --> 00:06:16,526 You can be my boyfriend if you go to the store 100 00:06:16,608 --> 00:06:19,679 - and buy more Pickles for him. - My first girlfriend! 101 00:06:21,968 --> 00:06:25,439 Idiot. More money for me! Now I'm gonna cut your stupid 102 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:28,606 dog head off. 103 00:06:28,671 --> 00:06:32,319 - Aah! My finger! - Oh. 104 00:06:32,416 --> 00:06:34,718 Hey. Uh... Aw! 105 00:06:37,216 --> 00:06:39,614 Sheriff! 106 00:06:39,679 --> 00:06:41,502 Get over to the old house by Floyd's. 107 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,679 Mr. Pickles is here and... 108 00:06:49,183 --> 00:06:53,950 Well, Tommy, Mr. Pi... wait. What is it, Abigail? 109 00:06:53,974 --> 00:06:59,793 My sheriff hat! Tommy stole it! Mama, we got a code 967. 110 00:06:59,817 --> 00:07:02,718 - Lost your sheriff hat again? - Mr. Pickles is at the old 111 00:07:02,815 --> 00:07:04,706 house by Floyd's. Mm. 112 00:07:04,730 --> 00:07:06,367 Tommy must be there with my hat. 113 00:07:06,432 --> 00:07:08,871 Me find dog. 114 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,775 I need a jar of Pickles. 115 00:07:13,191 --> 00:07:15,102 Uh-oh! The sheriff! 116 00:07:17,059 --> 00:07:18,856 How's your mama? 117 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:21,310 You know my mama? Don't tell her you saw me. 118 00:07:21,376 --> 00:07:24,027 I wasn't doing anything. 119 00:07:25,753 --> 00:07:28,574 - And your daddy? - My daddy?! 120 00:07:28,639 --> 00:07:32,574 Uh, he wanted me to be a good boy, not a criminal. 121 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,358 And how's your 122 00:07:35,407 --> 00:07:38,447 - girlfriend, Sheena... Well? - "Seen a whale?" 123 00:07:38,527 --> 00:07:42,206 Uh, yeah, she seen a whale. It was at that fat guy's 124 00:07:42,271 --> 00:07:45,694 barbecue, where I used the pickles to lure the dog across 125 00:07:45,759 --> 00:07:47,328 the street. Oops! 126 00:07:47,352 --> 00:07:48,767 Now you're under arrest. 127 00:07:51,231 --> 00:07:55,278 Mr. Goodman, I promised myself if I ever got fat... 128 00:07:55,302 --> 00:07:57,313 ...I'd kill myself. 129 00:07:57,337 --> 00:08:00,740 - What? - I want you to do it. 130 00:08:00,764 --> 00:08:03,294 Floyd, it's okay to be fat. It's just... 131 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:04,927 It is? 132 00:08:04,992 --> 00:08:06,799 Let's celebrate. 133 00:08:06,879 --> 00:08:10,687 No, no, no, Floyd. Don't you die on meeeeeeee! 134 00:08:10,719 --> 00:08:13,438 My fat saved the bullet from 135 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:15,678 - getting to my bloody parts. - Ohh! 136 00:08:15,727 --> 00:08:17,759 I guess it is okay to be fat! 137 00:08:18,521 --> 00:08:20,414 Well, thank you so 138 00:08:20,479 --> 00:08:22,813 - much for the recipes. - Everyone! 139 00:08:22,837 --> 00:08:26,197 There's been a murder! It was Mr. Pickles! 140 00:08:31,407 --> 00:08:36,244 - Here, doggy, doggy. - The sheriff is some kind of a mastermind! 141 00:08:37,322 --> 00:08:39,278 Now, where's Mr. Pickles? 142 00:08:39,359 --> 00:08:43,678 - That only boy in hat. - Help! I can't see! 143 00:08:54,165 --> 00:08:56,254 Huh? Me back up, horrified. 144 00:08:57,214 --> 00:08:59,902 Me no like that smell! 145 00:09:02,047 --> 00:09:04,414 Uh, what's happening? I can't see! 146 00:09:04,479 --> 00:09:08,798 Last chance... you find dog or... 147 00:09:12,047 --> 00:09:14,718 Mr. Pickles! 148 00:09:14,798 --> 00:09:16,638 I found ya, boy. 149 00:09:16,687 --> 00:09:18,970 Huh? Where did you go? 150 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:27,774 He was right over here where I left him, in the... 151 00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:29,694 fire?! 152 00:09:29,759 --> 00:09:31,966 I'll catch you! Just jump to me! 153 00:09:35,247 --> 00:09:37,438 Mr. Pickles! 154 00:09:37,487 --> 00:09:39,966 I saved you from the fire! 155 00:09:39,999 --> 00:09:41,918 Hey, my hat! Hey, a fire! 156 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,718 Dad, you trapped Mr. Pickles in a fire?! 157 00:09:44,799 --> 00:09:47,294 - But Mr. Pickles... - Looook! 158 00:09:47,359 --> 00:09:50,927 - What? - Now, that's how you get a fire going! 159 00:09:50,951 --> 00:09:54,878 I guess you are the grill master, grandpa! 160 00:09:54,959 --> 00:09:58,238 - Yeah! - Well, I'm looking 161 00:09:58,287 --> 00:10:00,478 forward to eating a normal meal. Huh? What? 162 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,046 Pickles?! 163 00:10:02,127 --> 00:10:05,130 Not just pickles... they're stuffed with mayonnaise, 164 00:10:05,154 --> 00:10:08,078 rack of lamb, liver, melon doughnuts, whipped cream, ranch, 165 00:10:08,159 --> 00:10:12,104 rattlesnake, toothpaste, possum, shark, cherry cola, octopus, ice cubes... 166 00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:13,534 Lookin' for this? 12069

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