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Ah! Hmm. What a nice day.
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Ugh! Litterers.
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Despicable! Huh.
Enjoying that lollypop, Timmy?
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Do you know where my parents are?
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Yeah, they're in that van over there.
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Come on,
I'll take you to 'em.
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Hey!
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- Mom! Dad!
- This way!
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Hey,
those treats are for little kids not do...
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Mr. Pickles!
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Ow! My eye!
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There you are!
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Good boy!
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- My tooth is loose!
- Aww.
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Well, after it falls out,
if you put that tooth under
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your pillow before you sleep,
you'll get a visit from the tooth fairy.
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Really?!
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Do you get to see her when
you take your teeth out?
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- Um, uh, I don't...
- Go bite into an
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apple from the yard.
That's how I lost my first tooth.
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Oh, okay!
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I don't take my
dentures out because, when I did,
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Mr. Pickles would put a
bird with a doll's head sewn
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onto it under my pillow!
Then the bird would poop a
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pentagram onto my chest.
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There's no more apples.
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There's no more garden!
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That's because I juiced it all.
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A new juicer?
But I need a new starter for my truck.
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Oh, just drink your breakfast.
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Come on, Mr. Pickles!
Let's go lose my tooth!
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What?! Hey!
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Hi, guys.
I'm looking for an apple tree.
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You be careful, Tommy. You feel me?
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- Sure! I feel you.
- What? No!
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And if one of these men tries to feel ya,
you tell him to come
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by my jail.
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Maybe this apple will pull my tooth out!
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Nope.
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- Hey!
- Huh?
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Who's stealing my apples?!
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Aah! Crows! Aah! Scarecrow!
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Your whole point of existence
is to scare those crows, and you
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look so friendly and comfortable with them!
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Hi. I was eating your apples so I
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- could lose my tooth.
- Huh?! What are you, crazy?!
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That's never gonna work!
You got to use a gun!
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Okay.
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Well, hey, Mrs. Goodman.
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Linda.
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Got some premium-grade meats today.
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Eats real good.
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Uh... Have some juice.
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It's made from fruits and vegetables.
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Huh's and whatables?
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Dad, why are you wearing a helmet?
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So Mr. Pickles
doesn't steal my dentures, of course.
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Them huh's and whatables got me feelin'
good!
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- Oh, great, Linda.
- Wo-o-w! Juice me again!
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I'm afraid we're
out of fruits and vegetables.
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Oh, I could get some, but you gotta drive!
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Sorry, Stanley's truck won't start.
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- No!
- Okay! I'm ready!
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No wonder that scarecrow's so useless.
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He can't even keep his eyebrows on.
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Oh, I can't take it anymore!
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Aw, now I'll never get
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- to see the tooth fairy!
- Huh?!
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- The tooth fairy's not even real!
- But my grandpa told me...
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Your grandpa's a liar!
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- But...
- Liar!
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Why is the world so full of liars?!
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Hey! Ohh!
My dentures!
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Linda, what are you doing?
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Now let's get some
flutes and ventricles!
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- Fruits and vegetables.
- That's what I said!
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Now let's go!
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Uh, hey, Dan.
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- How's it going?
- Well... well... g-g-g-g-g...
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- w-w-w...
- Well, tell me later, all right?
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I really have to use the restroom.
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B-but my wife... m-my wife...
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My wife gave me juice this morning.
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I really got to...
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Uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh.
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Gotta go. Huh? A lock.
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New policy, Goodman. You gotta pay to pee.
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What?
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I'm not gonna pay to pee.
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You've got to pay to pee now.
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Yeah.
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My grandpa's a liar.
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The tooth fairy's not even real.
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Uh, why, of course the tooth fairy's real.
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Well, I want to see her!
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Uh, well, uh, she only lets adults see her.
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So if I look like an adult,
would I be able to see her?
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Uh, I guess so.
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Come on, Mr. Pickles!
Let's go trick the tooth fairy!
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Hold on, hold on,
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hold on.
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Oh, my God! I got to pee!
Pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee.
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Great.
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- Ooh! Scuse me!
- Can you believe they still
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make sucker wrappers that
aren't biodegradable?
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- So bad for the environment.
- But so good for molesting children.
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Oh, they're great.
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Gotcha!
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Everybody out! This is a crime scene now.
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Linda, why are we stopping here?
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- Drive!
- Hey!
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Who's stealing my apples?!
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Ohh! Scarecrow!
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Where did your clothes and eyebrow go?!
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Now I look like an adult,
so I'll be able to see
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- the tooth fairy!
- Help!
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That man with the mustache is a pedophile!
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Ohh! Hey, watch where you're going, sir!
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- Oh, candy!
- Freeze, pedophile!
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- But...
- Zip it.
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Now get in the back with
the rest of the pedophiles.
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- Ohh, this is terrible!
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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We got to do something
about the ozone layer.
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Uh, I don't belong here.
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I'm just a little boy.
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You guys thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?
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Yeah.
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Ohhhhhh, yeah.
If we shave our mustaches, the
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sheriff will think we're just little kids.
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Tommy! What are you little kids doing
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sneaking in here? Out ya go.
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Now, you kids be safe.
There's some pedophiles around
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here somewhere.
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- You sure this'll work?
- Female deer pee attracts male deer.
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Should work the same with
little boys and pedophiles, sheriff.
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Huh. Where did you get this anyway?
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Uh, shh! Someone's coming.
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Oh, finally! Oh. Ahh!
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Hold it right there! Mr. Goodman!
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You got your man pee all
over my little-boy pee!
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- What?
- Get outta here!
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- Ai!
- Here, have some candy.
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Oh, thanks!
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My tooth!
But now I can't trick the tooth fairy.
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Well, we know where she lives.
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Hey! My dentures!
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Ohh. Well, Linda, we might as well
make some j...
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- That's all the juice!
- What?!
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- We gotta get some more!
- No, we are definitely not...
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Hey!
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Darn it!
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Hey!
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Where did that scarecrow go?!
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It's for your own good, Linda.
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Nooooooooooo!
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Oh! Linda!
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Now go to sleep, and the
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- tooth fairy will come.
- How will I know she was here?
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Because she'll leave money
under your pillow.
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And that must be why you're videotaping,
so I can see her later.
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Yeah. Sure.
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- Oh, boy!
- Say, you tired yet?
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Nope. Wide awake.
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- All right. Pay up.
- Sorry. I'm tapped.
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No, no. Go recycle bottles.
I need to see some money under
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this pillow.
Imagine how traumatized this kid
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will be if he thinks the
tooth fairy never came.
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I mean, what kind of people are we, Lenny?
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- Can't I just pay you back?
- Sure.
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- Now, who gets to go first?
- Oh, me, me, me, me.
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My dentures!
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Mr. Pickles!
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- What the...
- Aah!
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You've got to help me.
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That's not my blood!
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That dog, he's juicing up bodies!
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You won't get away with this!
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Sheriff! Wha...
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There were men in a
white van out in the woods a...
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Shwa! Sounds like the perfect setup
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- for some pedophiles.
- What? No!
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Mr. Pickles juiced their
bodies and sold their blood!
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There's Mr. Pickles and the money!
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Wait!
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Tommy?
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Huh? The tooth fairy came!
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- Wha...
- Which is it...
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Did Mr. Pickles juice some
people to sell their blood...
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...Or was it the
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- tooth fairy?
- Ohh, I...
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- Ohh, it was the tooth fairy.
- Huh?!
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- The tooth fairy's real?!
- Yeah! See?
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It's the tooth fairy! Hurray! Hurray!
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Sheriff, you look funny.
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Don't I look like a little boy?
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Not with that mustache.
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Mustache?
I'm just a little boy,
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Gotcha.
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- Gotcha!
- Huh?
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Aah! I gotta pee!
I gotta pee! I gotta pee!
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Gotta pee! Gotta pee! Hi, dear. Hello.
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- Honey.
- Hi. Gotta pee.
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But there's something we need to tell you
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- about your truck.
- I don't care.
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- Sell the truck.
- Tommy got your truck fixed.
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Wha? I gotta...
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I got a visit from the tooth fairy!
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Uh-huh. That's great. Okay.
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Dad, I saw her! Right, grandpa?
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- Oh, my God!
- Yes.
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Dad, you lost your dentures again?
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How are you gonna eat your dinner?
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Mr. Pickles found the juicer.
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Good boy, Mr. Pi...
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[Liquid running]
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Stanley!
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Hey!
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No!
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- No!
- Aah! The scarecrow is alive!
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