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Mmm. You look pretty.
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|don't worry... I'll throw ya
back once I'm done with ya.
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Ooh! Another fish! Maybe we can have a
menage a� trout.
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Mr. Pickles!
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Mr. Pickles!
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There you are! Good boy!
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I'm so excited to go camping!
I hope I can catch an animal and
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- bring it home.
- Mr. Pickles is evil.
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We shouldn't be bringing him with us.
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Hey!
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Dad!
Be more careful with that thing.
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Cheeseman...
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Tommy, the secret to
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successful camping is to
have a list of activities.
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Number 1... set up a tent. Ahhh.
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Finally, a little peace and...
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I'm not a wifebeater, but I'd hit that!
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- Shut up, Brett!
- Oh! Too many bugs!
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- Camping makes me horny.
- Whatever.
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- I don't belong here.
- Is someone gonna help me?
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- Come on!
- Party!
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Don't party too much.
You want to stay sharp in case
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- the cheeseman comes for ya.
- Come on.
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- That's just an urban legend.
- What's a cheeseman?
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20 years ago, a group of kids camped here.
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- Cheeseman...
- One of them really hated cheese.
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Hey, this has cheese on it!
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I hate cheese!
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Why do you hate cheese so
much, cheeseman?
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- That's not my name!
- Cheeseman!
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- Cheeseman! Cheeseman!
- They threw slices of American
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- cheese at him...
- Let's throw American cheese at him.
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...knocking him into the fire.
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No!
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The cheese melted into his skin.
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He ran into the lake,
never to be seen again.
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- I hate cheese!
- Some say he still lurks in
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these woods, taking revenge on campers.
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So if you see a man with cheese for skin,
it could be...
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- The cheeseman!
- Aaaaaaaaah!
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- You guys are jerks.
- It's just a story
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kids use to scare each other.
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Man, what am I doing here?
Everybody knows in these
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situations,
the black guy always dies first!
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I'm gonna go into those creepy
woods and think about ways to stay safe.
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Cheeseman...
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Okay, let's find some firewood.
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Oh! Some berries!
One of the things on my list is
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- "find plants you can eat."
- Those berries are poison.
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And I know something else you don't know!
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- Where'd he go?
- Come on, Goodmans.
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- Let's...
- You don't know the terrible
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thing I know! Only I know!
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You know something
about Mr. Pickles? Aah!
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Only I know the real truth!
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- Come on, grandpa!
- Uh, I'll catch up.
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- Cheeseman...
- Who keeps saying "cheeseman"?
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Cheeseman...
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Oh, no! It's the cheeseman!
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- Hi, mister!
- Damn!
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Have you seen any animals running around?
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You can't be running around
here looking like cheese!
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You're funny.
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- Cheeseman...
- Who whispering?
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Look! A frog!
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Damn! You scared the shi... aah! Aah!
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- Come here, froggy!
- Watch it, you dickhole!
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- This way, Tommy!
- Bye!
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Aah! Take me to the crapper! Now!
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Okay. It's over that way, past the
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tree with that pentagram carved into it.
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I'll be done in a minute.
Then you can help me wipe.
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All right. Well, I'll be in that creepy
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barn over there. Holler when you need me.
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- Cheeseman...
- Hmm.
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Look at all these weapons.
Seems like a safe place to take a nap.
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- Dad, is this firewood?
- Looks like it was
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hit by lightning.
Remember, never stand next to a
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tree during a lightning storm.
The tree could fall on you.
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You sure know a lot about the outdoors!
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Shh. Quiet. Look over here.
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Careful, honey. She's feeding.
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Ah, the circle of life.
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Sir,
space Nazis are trying to blow up Mars!
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Sounds like a job for
astronaut dolphin detective.
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But, sir, he was arrested for
flashing those space kids.
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Get him out.
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- Man, this show blows my mind!
- Great.
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- Wanna have sex?
- Yeah, bro.
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Hey, look, everybody...
some fruit.
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That's not fruit.
It's a spider-egg sac!
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They're crawling into my eyes!
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Oh! Possums! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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- Come here, kitty!
- Cheeseman...
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!
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- Cheeseman!
- Whoa!
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Ah! Ha ha! He thought I was the cheeseman!
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What a chump! Yay!
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There you are, boy. Come on!
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- Cheeseman...
- Oh! Ow!
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Now, this lavender
will help with all your bites.
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- It will reduce swelling.
- Honey, really, I'm fine.
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Let's head back to camp.
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Oh, uh... Actually, let's go another way.
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I Cheeseman...
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Ew! Get out of here, you stupid ducks!
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Cheeseman...
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Cheeseman!
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I Gotcha!
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You scared me, Brett!
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Let's make sex.
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There you are!
I've been looking for...
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The cheeseman is real!
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- Did you see that?!
- Yes.
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We have to go tell the sheriff!
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Okay, I'll tell him.
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This is totally different from the map.
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- No, look. We're right here.
- Oh.
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You, uh... You passed the test. Heh.
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Hey, Tommy,
check off "read a map correctly."
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- But there isn't a...
- Now, if you'll just
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follow me... ow! Gosh!
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Oh, gosh!
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Astronaut dolphin detective
has defeated the space Nazis,
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but now a stripper is
giving birth to his baby.
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Oh, my God!
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- He just ate the baby!
- He may be a bad father, but
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he's the best detective we've got.
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All anyone ever cares about is sex.
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- Talk dirty to me.
- Toilet bowls have 3.2 million
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- bacteria per square inch.
- Huh?
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Breaking news...
a severe thunderstorm is heading our way.
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And last night, I had sex with this girl.
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You are a slut.
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The cheeseman killed Veronica!
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And... I'm done. Off to the showers.
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No! The cheeseman...
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- Cheeseman...
- Here, honey.
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This should take pressure off your leg.
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No, thanks, honey. Come on, Tommy.
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How 'bout I show you how
to cross a riverrrrrrrrr?!
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See you back at camp!
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A storm's coming!
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- Get under the tree!
- But dad said it was
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- dangerous during a lightning...
- Your dad isn't
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right about everything!
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See! Dad was right!
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Sheriff!
There's been a murder at the
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campground, and this time,
I have a witness!
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Tell him what you saw at the lake.
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- I saw a naked girl.
- What?!
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- Tell him the other thing!
- I can't tell anybody.
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Go on. Nobody keeps a
secret from a sheriff.
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Isn't that right, Abigail?
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- That's right, sheriff.
- Tell him!
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Okay. The truth is...
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- I'm a virgin.
- What?!
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Now you know the truth!
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There's been a murder!
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It was Mr. Pi...
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Huh? Oh! Ohhhhhhhh!
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I can't lift it!
I'll take dad's river shortcut
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- to get help back at camp.
- It's not a shortcut!
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Now, how do you swim?!
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Cheeseman...
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- Oh, and hi.
- Cheeseman!
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- Mom! Help!
- I'll get you out!
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No!
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- Let go of my son, you murderer!
- I was trying to save him!
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Don't believe everything
you he-e-e-e-e-e-e-ar!
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Just give me your hand!
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Okay. Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Mr. Pickles. Hmm.
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This looks like the perfect
situation for observation.
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Hey! What are you doing?!
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Come on. I'm just looking for a little
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peace... of ass.
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Oh! What the... oh, no! Back hair!
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Can't back out now. You're doin' this.
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What are you doing, man?! Stop it!
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Aah! Oh, my go... aah!
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The cheeseman is rea... ugh!
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- Mr. Pickles.
- Aah! He's here!
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Aaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Oh!
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The secret's out!
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Where is everybody?
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- The cheeseman was just here!
- We should split up, then!
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No! Hey!
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- Wait... you can walk?
- Yeah. I'm just really lazy.
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Aah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Aah! My head hurts!
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|No! N-o-o-o-o-o-o!
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Ugh! Owwwwwwww!
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Mr. Pickles.
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Huh?! It's the cheeseman!
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I Di-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-e!
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Hey! No! No, no, no!
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- Stop right there, cheeseman!
- Wha... I'm not the cheeseman!
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- Ohhhh.
- It was Mr. Pickles!
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I have a witness!
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I Good boy, Mr. Pickles.
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Oh, come on!
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Hey, dad!
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- Look what I caught!
- Well, that's... ooh.
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- This is the cheeseman.
- Hey. How's it going?
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- Can I keep him?
- I'll kill you!
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Got it!
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Little mosquito on your shoulder, dear.
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What would I do without you, honey?
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Sorry, folks. Campground's closed.
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I Well, well.
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The black guy doesn't die.
Wait! These are poisonous!
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You can't get me like that. Aah!
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Ha ha! I'm-a live forever!
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Let's throw american cheese at him!
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Oh, no! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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This is some bullsh...
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Only one more thing on our list...
"see a shooting star."
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You know, I just want to
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thank you people for
accepting me for who I am.
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It gets so lonely in the woods.
What a nightmare, you know?
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Dinner's ready.
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Hey, you dumb bitch! I hate cheese!
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- Oh, my!
- Uh... Well, uh...
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You know what? I had a nice time today.
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- How 'bout you, Tommy?
- I caught a cheeseman
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and a fish. Hey? Where is my fish?
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Where's the cheeseman?
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Oh! Oh, yeah!
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Oh, you naughty, little fish! Huh?
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I Mr...
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