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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,590 --> 00:00:31,970 Our dad would never do that with a man or a stripper. 2 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:38,150 So, tell me more about this happy sandwich. What exactly are the 3 00:00:38,150 --> 00:00:45,030 it like thick, warm beef slices pressed up into red and slightly 4 00:00:45,030 --> 00:00:46,030 rose black? 5 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:51,030 Sadly, kids, before I get to the happiest part of the sandwich, I still 6 00:00:51,030 --> 00:00:52,610 lot of shit to eat. 7 00:00:52,910 --> 00:00:56,470 Because that was Quinn's plan all along. 8 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,660 Charity. No, no, chast, chast. 9 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:02,660 Don't claim it. 10 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,880 No, no. Oh, oh, oh, oh. 11 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:10,220 Sparkle. Honey, you were just, like, listing the names of my stripper 12 00:01:11,020 --> 00:01:14,960 What are you talking about? I know. Like, if you want to give me some early 13 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:17,100 Christmas presents, you can give me more rounds, too. 14 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:21,100 I didn't know I was listing names for our stripper threesome. 15 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:22,860 You know, the happy sandwich? 16 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:26,900 You promised me the threesome. We talked about this. 17 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:30,820 Darling, I didn't say anything about a stripper sandwich. 18 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:36,020 If you let me fuck a guy in front of you, I'd let you fuck a guy in front of 19 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:37,680 Right, so what's the problem? 20 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,560 Well, I'm just going to pimp you out with my co -workers and strip of 21 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:42,920 What? 22 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,400 Pimping? No. 23 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:49,140 We talked about this. We agreed on this. It's what we want. 24 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:53,540 Yeah, but darling, you are not looking for a stripper. 25 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,460 You're looking for a unicorn. 26 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,200 A unicorn? 27 00:01:58,340 --> 00:02:02,620 Yes. It's a female. She's single and bisexual. And she's looking forward to 28 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:05,800 copulate with a heterosexual couple like us. 29 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:11,740 Without, you know, doing any troubles to relationships or the independent. It's 30 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:12,740 perfect. 31 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:18,240 Well, I asked Ted, and Ted said he was down. So how much hunting can there be? 32 00:02:18,460 --> 00:02:23,180 Well, darling, talk to you. You know, most of the women will just not jump in 33 00:02:23,180 --> 00:02:24,720 some relationship and... 34 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,700 you know, risk any troubles or something like that. Right. 35 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,340 That's why you can ask. Oh, no. 36 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:33,240 I'm not going to creep out my cover record. 37 00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:39,920 So, if you'd like to eat a happy sandwich, you will have to 38 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:43,560 pay for it with your own plastic card. 39 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:45,220 Oh, you tricked me. 40 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:46,520 No, no, no, no, no. 41 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,020 Unless you could have... 42 00:03:03,530 --> 00:03:04,530 I'm right here. 43 00:03:05,590 --> 00:03:07,810 Wow, she totally played you. 44 00:03:08,570 --> 00:03:09,850 Shivers got hustling. 45 00:03:10,550 --> 00:03:15,710 Please, like Quinn said, if I found the unicorn, the devil's threesome wouldn't 46 00:03:15,710 --> 00:03:16,710 count as a trick. 47 00:03:16,990 --> 00:03:18,950 And I knew just where to hunt. 48 00:03:19,530 --> 00:03:22,370 I have no idea where to find a unicorn. 49 00:03:22,590 --> 00:03:26,050 Quinn basically banned me from her strip club. Try the bus stop. 50 00:03:26,270 --> 00:03:28,110 Bet girls there would bang you for money. 51 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,650 There is no glory in picking up a wounded animal. 52 00:03:31,910 --> 00:03:33,370 And besides, I don't need money. 53 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:35,530 I've got the playbook. 54 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:39,550 Unicorn hunting isn't like finding the saddest puppy at the pound, Barney. 55 00:03:39,790 --> 00:03:43,110 You're going to need more than your playbook. What do you know about unicorn 56 00:03:43,110 --> 00:03:45,590 hunting? You picked up Marshall at a glue factory. 57 00:03:45,830 --> 00:03:48,690 Hey, I'm with Marshall by choice, not necessity. 58 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,230 Yeah, yeah. 59 00:03:50,590 --> 00:03:52,950 Lily could pound any pussy in this joint. Yeah. 60 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:54,250 You two are cute. 61 00:03:54,410 --> 00:03:55,410 Very cute. 62 00:03:55,430 --> 00:03:56,388 Oh, yeah? 63 00:03:56,390 --> 00:03:57,390 Do you know what? 64 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,560 I think we should make this personal. 65 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:01,600 What? What do you propose? 66 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:06,000 First one to find a unicorn gets five slaps. What? 67 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:07,400 You're wrong, little girl. 68 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:08,660 Suck it, pony boy. 69 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:09,680 Come on, Marshall. 70 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:11,300 Without Marshall. 71 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:12,520 Oh, he was just going to slip out. 72 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:16,500 What's your play match stick? 73 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:20,000 Just a little thumbing. I like to call the slip and slide. 74 00:04:20,620 --> 00:04:22,400 Slip and slide. That's not in the playbook. 75 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,140 You have a really nice shirt. 76 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:31,040 Thank you. You know, I've only noticed my topic gets unbuttoned. It's really 77 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,900 nice to get a meaningful compliment for once. 78 00:04:33,180 --> 00:04:35,480 I'm sure it is. Oh, my gosh. 79 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:37,120 I'm so sorry. 80 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:38,840 I wish it was nice. 81 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:41,400 Oh, man, I think you were flirting with me. 82 00:04:42,140 --> 00:04:44,080 You know what? I think this is so true. 83 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,320 Oh, my gosh. You have really nice breasts. 84 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,740 Only a compliment unless you've seen a lot. 85 00:04:51,060 --> 00:04:54,940 Well, I haven't, but my boyfriend describes them all the time. 86 00:04:55,830 --> 00:04:57,730 Some people have no social skills. 87 00:04:58,390 --> 00:04:59,790 Kicking your tits out of the bar? 88 00:05:00,490 --> 00:05:01,890 What's next, breastfeeding? 89 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:08,950 My new dress! I'm so sorry. 90 00:05:09,270 --> 00:05:12,570 I'm so sorry. I think this is sick, Dennis. You creep! 91 00:05:14,630 --> 00:05:15,630 What's going on here? 92 00:05:16,110 --> 00:05:17,110 Any burping, eh? 93 00:05:18,850 --> 00:05:21,970 Try another lame -ass move like that again and you won't have a mouth to kiss 94 00:05:21,970 --> 00:05:22,970 your mother. 95 00:05:23,810 --> 00:05:24,810 What is this? 96 00:05:27,190 --> 00:05:30,150 When you call me a sorry, tell him I've taken this right sign. 97 00:05:30,350 --> 00:05:32,690 He was bothering me. Guys, guys. 98 00:05:35,410 --> 00:05:38,050 God, some men just can't behave. 99 00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:46,330 What I love about a man in a relationship, he really knows how to 100 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:50,350 And the beautiful woman, she's the icing on the cake. 101 00:05:51,270 --> 00:05:53,670 Well, I've never been with a woman before. 102 00:05:54,610 --> 00:05:55,610 Don't worry. 103 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:56,820 I'll show you everything 104 00:05:56,820 --> 00:06:12,920 These 105 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:20,140 are 106 00:06:20,140 --> 00:06:21,140 amazing 107 00:07:24,970 --> 00:07:25,970 Thank you. 108 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:28,020 Come here. 109 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,060 I love you. 110 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,080 So much energy. 111 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,240 Oh, shit. 112 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:44,660 Oh, my God. 113 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:13,880 Oh, yeah, Barney? 114 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:15,660 Oh, yeah. 115 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,100 He's a general nuisance. 116 00:33:18,020 --> 00:33:19,020 General nuisance. 117 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,520 Uh, three martinis, please, kind sir. 118 00:33:26,180 --> 00:33:27,180 Make that four. 119 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,180 One for each press that I've seen today. 120 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,040 Lily. 121 00:33:31,460 --> 00:33:34,160 What? I am all about double fisting. 122 00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:38,300 Cheers, squad. 123 00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:42,080 Lily, this is great. 124 00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:47,720 And you guys are a super sexy couple, but now that I've had a man and a woman 125 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,780 the same time, I don't think I'm a unicorn. 126 00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:51,880 I think I'm just a confused lesbian. 127 00:33:52,260 --> 00:33:55,440 Uh, a confused lesbian who sucks dick like spaghetti? 128 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,840 It's not about your dick, Marshall. 129 00:33:58,300 --> 00:34:01,080 It's about another woman, one I think I'm in love with. 130 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,500 It was great. 131 00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:17,190 Why are we celebrating? 132 00:34:17,409 --> 00:34:18,949 We lost the unicorn. 133 00:34:19,630 --> 00:34:21,570 Because I'm so good in bed. 134 00:34:21,790 --> 00:34:23,810 I turned the unicorn gay. 135 00:34:24,190 --> 00:34:25,530 A gay unicorn. 136 00:34:29,230 --> 00:34:30,230 Hi, guys. 137 00:34:31,350 --> 00:34:32,770 What are we celebrating? 138 00:34:33,429 --> 00:34:34,949 My sexual prowess. 139 00:34:35,690 --> 00:34:39,830 Did I ever tell you your boobs are like two really exquisite olives? 140 00:34:40,690 --> 00:34:41,730 Come on. 141 00:34:42,429 --> 00:34:44,070 She's had too many olives. 142 00:34:45,469 --> 00:34:49,290 My dad always said, martinis are like breasts. 143 00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:53,050 One is not enough, but three is too many. 144 00:34:54,449 --> 00:34:57,170 That's enough olives and threesomes for you today, babe. 145 00:34:57,890 --> 00:34:59,050 Wait, threesomes? 146 00:34:59,950 --> 00:35:01,770 What? What are you talking about? 147 00:35:02,670 --> 00:35:04,090 Come on, Marshall. 148 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:06,610 We have Barney's playbook now. 149 00:35:06,970 --> 00:35:09,270 Think of all the unicorns we could be hunting. 150 00:35:09,890 --> 00:35:11,350 We could make them extinct. 151 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:18,500 I thought Barney a playbook without even asking me if I'm interested. 152 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:22,900 You're not a unicorn, Robin. 153 00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:24,980 You're a beaver. 154 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:31,420 A single straight beaver who wants attention. 155 00:35:34,620 --> 00:35:35,680 I'm a unicorn. 156 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,000 I'm not a beaver. 157 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,100 I'm too adventurous for that. 158 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:41,940 Yeah, sure. Look. 159 00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:45,200 Return this to Barney. 160 00:35:46,700 --> 00:35:51,180 I can't believe I'm saying this, but it's only faith in his sadly competent 161 00:35:51,180 --> 00:35:52,180 hand. 162 00:35:54,380 --> 00:35:58,320 I'm going to take Lily home before she tries to fuck that bar stool. 163 00:35:58,780 --> 00:36:00,680 Come on. Why would you do that? 164 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,280 Why, Lily? 165 00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:06,300 Hey, 166 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,600 I'm just going to shame you. 167 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,000 Nice beat. 168 00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:13,240 I'm a unicorn. 169 00:36:13,770 --> 00:36:14,770 Get the fuck out of here! 170 00:36:17,030 --> 00:36:18,030 Fever? 11779