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I should commend you both.
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It's very courageous of you to first
admit that you have a sexual problem,
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second, to seek professional advice.
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Our institute has the highest success
rate in the country.
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Your case is a very common one, really.
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Despite your own concern, I can assure
you that your problem is not a
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psychological nature.
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It's not?
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Absolutely not.
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Then what is it?
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Why was Mr. Telfin...
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Your inability to get aroused by your
husband and your husband's slight case
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impotence is, well, it's caused by a
chemical imbalance in your body.
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Really? Really.
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That's what our tests have showed.
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Can it be cured?
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Of course it can.
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In fact, our research department has
recently developed a non -toxic
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stimulant. In aphrodisiac and layman's
terms.
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A perfumed aphrodisiac, in fact.
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With absolutely no side effects.
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In no time at all, you'll be back to
fucking.
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I don't know about this.
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We've tried everything else and
nothing's worked so far.
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Yeah, but a perfume?
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Oh, what have we got to lose?
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Okay, why not?
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I think I'm getting aroused.
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Me too.
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In only a few minutes, you'll start
feeling the effect.
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Thank you.
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you
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Thank you.
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It's such a lovely sight when she says
this.
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Wonderful.
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Simply wonderful.
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I'll shut up and cough like a faggot or
I'll crack your balls.
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Oh, yeah.
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How thoughtful.
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You know it's against regulations.
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Yeah, and like what we're doing, it's
against regulations already.
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It's been a long time, 35.
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Two long eggs.
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Kiss me. I'm in the mood.
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Like an IUD.
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It takes pictures when I'm with, for the
reasons that it does. Spare me the
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details, okay?
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Anyway, you know how always, don't call
the back door man because of sexual
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leanings.
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No, no, not tonight.
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Listen, can it be done tomorrow?
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Absolutely not.
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All right.
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By the way, have you seen Agent 35?
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No, why?
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I can't raise him on the communicator.
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I've never seen him have that problem.
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It's a dummy.
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Dummy.
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These two girls you see here are Laura
and Gail.
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Oh, porn queens?
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They just happen to be the two most
dangerous and despotic females ever to
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lived on this earth.
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They also happen to be lesbians.
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Lesbians. So my best friend, a lesbian,
is highly inclined.
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They have invented a new and very
monstrous aphrodisiac.
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So she knows it doesn't work.
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Surely doesn't work. It makes people
unbelievably horny. Sex crazy like
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never seen before.
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What's wrong with a little sex
craziness, Noel?
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Nothing. The problem with this one is
the side effects.
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Side effects?
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Anything like the main side effects.
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That'd be pretty interesting.
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Uh, no.
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It turns women into ball -busting, men
-hating, card -carrying dykes.
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Sounds like my special instruction.
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And the men, oh, it turns men into
maniacal stage actors who scream lines
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Othello. It's a bit counterproductive.
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Counterproductive?
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Counterproductive? It turns them into
ranting madmen who obey the most trivial
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orders from those desp - are the calf
sisters, and the women, or lesbians, are
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in such a deranged state of mind that
they will do anything.
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Good God, it's fantastic.
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You and Agent 35 have got to stop them.
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Why?
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Because, my dear ducky, they plan to
take over the world. They feel that the
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globe is dominated by a male
chauvinistic ruling class, and they want
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it. And replace it with what?
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A female chauvinistic ruling class.
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What else?
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They run a phony sex therapy clinic
that's really a front for their lesbian
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and a method of recruiting new members.
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They simply prescribe the drug Formula
69 and press now they have a new
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You and Agent 35 will pose as a troubled
married couple in dire need of
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professional help. We'll infiltrate the
organization and render them neutral
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before they can do some real harm.
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When's that?
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Tomorrow morning by 10.
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That's when the buyer from A .B.'s
department stores is meeting with him to
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close a nationwide distribution deal.
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Could you imagine what this country
would be like if that perfume was
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It would be the end of civilization as
we know it.
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We're also going to plan a fail -safe
device in your clitoris. If you get into
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trouble, all you have to do is rub it
real hard, and we'll send in the backup
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team. Remember.
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Stop that sales deal with ladies at all
costs.
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Now, get out of here.
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Need any help?
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It's against regulations.
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We're going to fill that order. We're
going to start collecting more of the
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active ingredients.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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my tongue.
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Oh, my tongue.
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Oh.
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh,
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no.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, I feel like crying.
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Africa,
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born in 1969.
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research, hard work. We're all worth it.
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We're the only ones who are immune to
its effects.
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Limitless power.
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What exactly is your problem?
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Well, we haven't had... It's been
difficult. We haven't, you know, had
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relations. You mean you haven't been
fucking?
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Right.
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Okay, well, if you would like to
continue therapy, you'll need to fill
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here forms.
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Mr. Comstock, would you be so kind as to
step into the therapy room and you'll
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meet your surrogate there.
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Mrs. Comstock will treat you right here.
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Isn't this, like, a little unusual?
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Not at all.
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You don't like those big, ugly wings, do
you?
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You're one of us.
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You'll love it with all of your fucking
color.
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You're right. I don't like those big,
ugly wings.
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This is part of the therapy, huh?
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This is going to make it go nuts.
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We will have a journey in no time.
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Somebody help.
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Hey, Jimmy there.
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What?
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Don't move too hard on that foot!
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You all right? Am I doing good?
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I can't smell it.
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I don't hate it yet.
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There she goes.
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Do you want to know what she does to
you?
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Like that.
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Use your tongue.
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They obey us, but God, are they ever
dumb.
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Well, at least we can count on them.
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We need leaders, sis.
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She's smart, active, and very sensual.
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I say we give her another test.
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If she passes, we have a new recruit.
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And if she doesn't, give her a whiff.
It's my compliment.
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parts of conversation that a chamber
have.
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You want to boast.
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You want to be afflicted.
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I would rather be a toad and live on the
vapor of a dungeon.
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You poor boy.
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I'm here to be of service to you, madam.
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Yeah?
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Whatever thou willst, I will test.
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How about some dinner?
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Well, I'm in an eating mood.
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Come on.
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Ah.
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Now our dinner for a big treat tonight.
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We're in the kitchen, delicately
prepared.
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It's Italian sausage on a bun.
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I'm appetizing.
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Is it hot?
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As hot as the infernal flame.
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And as spicy as the delicacies of
Cyprus.
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Every puny whisper gets my sword.
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Why let honor stand in the way of
honesty?
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I'm sorry.
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It's making me hot.
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20 times you're stopped.
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Put a cap on it and shove it in.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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That was big.
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Give it to me.
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Harder.
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Please, to meet you.
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Likewise, I'm sure.
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Salesman from Navy.
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That should do it.
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How soon can we have them shipped to our
central warehouse?
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Well, I don't see why we couldn't have
them there by this afternoon.
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This afternoon?
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That's 50 ,000 cases, you realize.
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We're quite aware of that, Mr. Squire.
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Oh,
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yes.
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There is one more thing before I
conclude the deal.
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What is that?
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I've never sampled your perfume.
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Would you like to?
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Oh, yes.
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Yes, I would like that.
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One has to be certain, you know.
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Well, just follow me then, if you will.
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Quiet.
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A gun's no good.
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There must be something here.
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Prophylactic. It's worth a shot.
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Well, as you know, the formula has a
very sensual side effect.
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Oh, yes. I've heard so much about that.
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Just one whiff of this, and it'll make
you feel like you're in a static heaven.
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Prophalactics, my dear.
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Prophalactics.
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Hey, what about Agent 35?
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Remember this, Geneva?
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Remember
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that,
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Constantinople?
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Thank you.
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I have a special mother here.
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There's something else I want you to
suck.
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You've been there before.
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Mmm.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh.
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Who's that girl?
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Oh, I know.
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I have... Oh, yes, you remember.
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Oh,
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I've been...
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Yes.
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Yes.
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