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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:03,300 [Fanfare plays] 2 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:08,000 [Up-tempo music plays] 3 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,500 [Rooster crows] 4 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,500 7-8-9, uh... 7-8-9... 5 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,200 Fran, I'm calling the doctor. Everything all right? 6 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:03,000 FRAN: Yes, dear, but we'd better hurry. 7 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:04,500 Yeah, all right, honey, just remain calm. 8 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:05,700 DR. PRUITT: Hello? 9 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:07,800 - Hello? Yeah, Doc... - Hello? Who's calling? 10 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:09,000 Hang on just one second. 11 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,900 DR. PRUITT: Hello? Hello? Who is this? 12 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,300 Doc, it's Mark Garrison. 13 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,800 - I hate to wake you up but... - Is she feeling any pain? 14 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:17,300 Yeah, it's starting. She thinks it'll be pretty soon now. 15 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:19,300 DR. PRUITT: I think you'd better get over here. 16 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,500 We're on our way, Doc. Thanks. 17 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,000 DR. PRUITT: Bye, Mark. 18 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:29,000 Hey, honey, I got Doc Pruitt. 19 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,800 I'm gonna bring the car around front. 20 00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:34,700 FRAN: All right, dear. 21 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,500 Morning, Mr. Garrison. You're up pretty... 22 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,600 [Engine revs, tires squeal] 23 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,700 ...early. 24 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,600 [Tires squeal] 25 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,200 Take it easy, now... steady. 26 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,100 I'll get the door for you, Mr. Garrison. 27 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:02,200 No, I got it. 28 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:04,800 So this is the morning, huh, Mrs. Garrison? 29 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:06,700 Don't worry about a thing, Mrs. Garrison. 30 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,300 Just let me know when you want to hike your order. 31 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,500 [Tires squealing] 32 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:24,200 You're not worried, are you, honey? 33 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:26,600 No, but I wish we were there. 34 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:27,700 Yeah... 35 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,300 [Engine revs] 36 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:53,400 Only a couple minutes more now, honey. 37 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:56,900 [Siren wails] 38 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Oh, boy. 39 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:00,300 That's just great. 40 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,900 Mark, we can't stop now. 41 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:02,900 Yeah... 42 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,100 The hospital! 43 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,100 [Siren wails] 44 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,000 Well, now, that's what I call service. 45 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,800 [Tires squeal] 46 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:34,700 Okay, on the ball! We got a special delivery. 47 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:38,500 All right, let's get going! Come on, go get a stretcher. 48 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,500 Well, how do you like that? 49 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:44,100 [Engine revs] 50 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,700 Be careful, sweetheart. 51 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,700 All right, what's the big i... 52 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,700 Oh, Officer, I can't thank you enough. 53 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,800 We never would have made it in time without you. 54 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:23,200 Yeah, thanks a lot, Officer. 55 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,200 Oh, Dr. Pruitt! 56 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:26,300 Now, now, everything's going to be all right. 57 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:28,300 Don't worry. I'll take her. 58 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:33,800 [Door closes] 59 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:37,800 - A dog? - [Whistles] 60 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:40,000 Well, yeah. Yeah. I thought you knew, Officer. 61 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:42,300 You see, this is the first time my wife's had pups. 62 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,300 I mean, the dog has had pups, and I... she gets... 63 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:46,800 [Both laugh] 64 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:48,800 - Well, how do you like that? - Yeah, yeah. 65 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:50,600 [Laughter continues] 66 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:53,200 Boy, wait till the boys hear about this one. 67 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,200 [Laughing] 68 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,000 A dog. [Laughs] 69 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:59,500 I certainly appreciate everything you've done, Officer. 70 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:00,700 My wife was pretty nervous. 71 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,700 You know how women get at a time like this. 72 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,200 Yeah, don't they always? 73 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:07,800 Yeah. Couldn't see it myself... coming to the hospital and all. 74 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:10,000 Way I remember it, dogs were, uh... 75 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:12,400 they had their puppies at home in a... 76 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,200 in a basket or a closet. 77 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:16,200 Yeah, mine had hers in a bureau drawer... 78 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,500 right in my shirts. 79 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,100 - Is that a fact? [Chuckles] - Yeah. 80 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,200 How about that? 81 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:22,800 Thanks for your trouble, Officer. 82 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:25,000 No trouble at all. Now, just a minute here, now. 83 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:28,300 Let's see what we got here. We got 60 in a 35... 84 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,800 - Now, wait a minute, I don't... ...crossing a center line... 85 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,300 - I followed it around, honest. ...running a boulevard stop... 86 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:34,800 I did stop! I did, I did! 87 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,700 No, sir, you only slowed down. 88 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,900 We got doing 50 miles an hour in a hospital zone. 89 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,100 Well, I'm sure I wasn't doing any more than, uh, 40. 90 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,200 - 40? - Yeah. 91 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:46,300 Okay. 92 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:50,600 40 miles per hour in a 25-mile zone. 93 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:53,000 Do you have a driver's license, sir? 94 00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,700 - Oh... - [Laughs] 95 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,500 - Left it home. - Yeah. 96 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,500 It's understandable in an emergency like this. 97 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,300 By golly, a fellow gets up in the morning, 98 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:07,400 puts the first clothes on he can find, never checks his pockets. 99 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:10,000 - [Laughs] Happens every time. - Mm-hmm. 100 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:14,300 No operator's license. 101 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,100 This your car, sir? 102 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,100 Well, of course it's my car. 103 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,100 What's your name, sir? 104 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,600 Mark Garrison. 105 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:23,000 Your address? 106 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:24,800 336 North Bowling Green Drive. 107 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,000 - Your business address? - The same. 108 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,100 I work at home. I'm an artist. 109 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,400 Engine number? 110 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:36,500 Engine number?! 111 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,200 Now, why in the world would I know the engine number? 112 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,600 Okay, it's your car. I'll take your word for it. 113 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,500 - [Chuckles] - [Sarcastically] Thanks. 114 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,200 Sign here, please. 115 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:02,600 [Laughs] 116 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,100 You forget something, maybe? 117 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,900 "No... parking." 118 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,800 I'd move the car, Mr. Garrison. [Laughs] 119 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,600 FRAN: Oh, wonderful, Doctor! 120 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,000 Mark! Mark, we made it just in time! 121 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,700 Danke had a puppy. 122 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,800 Oh, that's great, honey. That's just great. 123 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:25,900 [Motorcycle engine turns over] 124 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 FRAN: Bye! 125 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,700 Oh, wasn't he sweet? 126 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:31,600 You know, Mark, policemen must have 127 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,200 a benevolent fund or something. 128 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:34,600 Couldn't we give a donation? 129 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,900 I'm giving, honey. Believe me, I'm giving. 130 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,600 Mrs. Garrison? Two more... I think that'll be all. 131 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,100 Mark, three puppies... I can't wait to see them! 132 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,900 I'll be in as soon as I move the car. 133 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:45,700 - When can we take them home? - Tomorrow. 134 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,000 That'll give the pups a chance to get a good start. 135 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:49,400 All right. 136 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:51,200 - Hey, Doc? - Hmm? 137 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:54,000 Those three puppies... all females, right? 138 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,600 Yeah, right. 139 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:58,800 My luck's holding. 140 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,400 [Car door closes] 141 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,200 [Engine turns over] 142 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,400 Gertrude. 143 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,700 Gertrude Van Dankelein. 144 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,100 [Clicks tongue] Ugh. 145 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:15,100 Martha Van Dankelein... 146 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:16,600 You call me, honey? 147 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:19,400 Oh, no, I'm just trying to think of names for the puppies. 148 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:20,600 What's the hurry? 149 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:23,100 They have to be registered so they can get their papers. 150 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,800 You can't begin to get them in shows 151 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:26,400 until you get their papers. 152 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,300 And you laughed when Jim Carstairs 153 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:31,000 enrolled his son at Yale the day after he was born. 154 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:37,200 Winifred Van Dankelein... 155 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:38,300 Erma... 156 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,700 - [Yawns] - Matilde. 157 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:42,900 [Sighs] It's been a long day, honey. 158 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,400 I mean, a very long day. 159 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:50,100 Hildagarde, Dagmar, Ermentrude. 160 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,400 Good night, love. 161 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,100 Huh? Oh, good night, honey. 162 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:00,100 [Sighs] 163 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:12,900 Mark... what do you think of these... 164 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:16,900 Freda, Esmerelda, Ludmila? 165 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,200 Fran... 166 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:28,600 Daphne, Dora, Diana? 167 00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:30,500 Frances... 168 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,000 Yes, dear. 169 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:44,100 Isolda, Alberta, Brunhilda? 170 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,900 Heidi? Clotilde? Wilhelmina? 171 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:58,200 Don't question it, Doc. 172 00:10:58,300 --> 00:10:59,800 I want to get some sleep tonight. 173 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:02,600 Huh? Get... oh, yeah, I get it. [Laughs] 174 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,000 Are the pups ready? 175 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,500 Yeah, I'll get them for you in a minute. 176 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,000 There's one thing I've got to do first. 177 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,100 - All right, no hurry. - [Laughing] 178 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,900 Clotilde... oh, my, my. 179 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:14,700 [Barking, yipping] 180 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,800 Quiet, quiet. 181 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,100 Yeah... 182 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,200 Okay, girl. 183 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:27,500 Great Dane, huh? 184 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,900 Uh-huh. 185 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,500 [Muffled grunting] 186 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,700 Easy now, easy now, fella. 187 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:36,300 Easy now. Easy now, little fella. 188 00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:38,400 Easy now. I got you. 189 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,500 I've got you. 190 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,800 That's my idea of a real dog. 191 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:43,700 Ah, the greatest. 192 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:44,900 And Duchess there 193 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,300 is the best Dane I've ever owned. 194 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:50,500 - She's yours, huh? - Uh-huh, she sure is. 195 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,300 Just between the two of us, Doc, 196 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,400 I'd give my back teeth to have a dog like that. 197 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,100 Okay, all right, all right. 198 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,900 - [Yipping] - All right, don't get excited. 199 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,200 I'm getting to you. 200 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,600 Okay, all right, take it easy, take it easy. 201 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,100 Yeah. All right. 202 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,400 All right. 203 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,600 All right, come on, now. Come on, come on. 204 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,200 What's the matter with this one? 205 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:17,800 Oh, nothing yet, nothing yet. [Chuckles] 206 00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:19,100 Looks like he's not hungry. 207 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,400 Oh, he's hungry, all right. 208 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,700 He's just not taking to the formula, that's all. 209 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,700 All right, come on. 210 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:25,300 Why don't you put him back with his mother? 211 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:28,100 No, no, that wouldn't work. 212 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,100 Why not? 213 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,700 Well, it's a case of too much litter and too little milk. 214 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:35,400 Duchess just picked him out and pushed him away. 215 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,400 Pushed him away? Her own pup? 216 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,100 Well, they do that sometimes. 217 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,900 It's funny, the tricks nature plays, huh? 218 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,200 [Chuckles] 219 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:46,700 Now, you take that dachsie of yours, Danke. 220 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,000 - Oh, she's got too much milk. - Yeah. 221 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,500 Why, she could feed her three pups and... 222 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:55,700 Say... 223 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,900 - Uh, oh, no, no, Doc. - Oh, well, now... 224 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,600 just so the dachsie could wet-nurse him? 225 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:03,900 Mnh-mnh, not interested, sorry. 226 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,600 Oh, no, wait, don't get me wrong, now. 227 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,000 I'm not trying to sell him. 228 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:09,600 I'd be glad to give him away just to keep him alive. 229 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:11,500 No, no, absolutely not, Doc. Mnh-mnh. 230 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,800 Well, I guess you're right. 231 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,600 No place for a Great Dane 232 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,100 with a family that likes dachsies, anyway, huh? 233 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,300 Here, see what you can do with him. 234 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,500 - Well, d... - I'll go get your pups. 235 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,000 - [Barking softly] - Oh, well, okay. 236 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:31,200 One drop at a time. 237 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,000 Oh, yeah, okay. 238 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,000 Well, now, wait, wait. Hold on, there, fella. 239 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,800 Hold on, there. Come here, come here. 240 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,900 Here. 241 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,600 Hey, come on, take some of this, now. 242 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,400 Come on, now, get it down. 243 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,200 That's one. 244 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,400 [Horn honking] 245 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:01,700 Oh, Mark, I thought you'd never get here! 246 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,900 Fran, wait just a minute. 247 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,300 Oh, Danke, I bet you're glad to be home again, huh? 248 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,200 Look, Fran, there's something I have to tell you. 249 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:08,700 Oh, my three little darlings... 250 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,200 - [Barking softly] - Danke! 251 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:13,000 - Mark, she had another puppy. - [Chuckles] 252 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:16,200 - Well, yes, sort of. - Why didn't Doc Pruitt call us? 253 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,400 Uh, well, he... honey, this dog here... 254 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,500 Oh, isn't she funny-looking? 255 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,700 She's a he. 256 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:23,000 What do you mean, funny-looking? 257 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,100 - Well, different... - Well, yeah, it's different. 258 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:28,800 But, well, I guess it's because he was born later, huh? 259 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:31,100 Mark, it's getting too chilly for the puppies out here. 260 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,800 Why don't you bring them in? I'll warm some milk for Danke. 261 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,500 Fran, honey, I have to tell you this... 262 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,300 You know, Mark, you really ought to be nicer to Danke now. 263 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,600 - Why? - For having a boy puppy. 264 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,100 He's what you always wanted, isn't he? 265 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,100 Yeah... he sure is. 266 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:53,000 Come on in, fella. Dinner's ready. 267 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,600 Rover... 268 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,400 Prince... 269 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,800 Butch! Come here, Butch! Come here, fella! 270 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:08,100 [Dogs barking softly] 271 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,200 Hi, how are things in the nursery? 272 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,200 Fine. 273 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:14,000 Good, good. 274 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:19,400 Mark, do you think that puppy's all right? 275 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,500 Which one? 276 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,900 The male. Something seems wrong to me. 277 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,300 Well, what's the matter with him? 278 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,000 Haven't you noticed his head and his feet 279 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,100 are all out of proportion? 280 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,100 Mark, he is positively ugly. 281 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,700 Well, I... I wouldn't say that he was ugly. 282 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,600 Well, I suppose he'll change when he grows up. 283 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,100 Oh, yeah, yeah, he... 284 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,100 he'll change, dear, he certainly will. 285 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,000 Hey, what do you think it should be? 286 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,000 What do I think what should be? 287 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,400 His name. We gotta have a name for him. 288 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,100 Oh, I don't know. You pick it. I've run dry. 289 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,400 Yeah, okay. How about, um... 290 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:55,400 But, Mark, nothing like, um, Sport or Butch or Rover. 291 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,300 I mean, that dog has champion bloodlines. 292 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,600 Well, it should be a name with some kind of... dignity. 293 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,700 How about Brutus? 294 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,700 [Laughing] Brutus? 295 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,300 Yeah, that has dignity and nobility to it. 296 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,400 Brutus. 297 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,500 I mean, it has a... a... uh, solidity and strength about it. 298 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,500 It's, uh... Brutus. 299 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,300 You know? 300 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,600 I like that. 301 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,500 Well, it's up to you, dear, but, frankly, 302 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,100 it doesn't sound much like a dachshund to me. 303 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:30,100 Oh, no, no, it doesn't sound like a, uh... 304 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:33,000 Sounds like a champion, though. 305 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,500 [Telephone rings] 306 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,700 - Hello? - DR. PRUITT: Hello, Mark. 307 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,100 Oh, hello, Doc. 308 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,700 - How are the dachsies? - Well, they're just fine, Doc. 309 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,800 - And the Dane? - Yeah, no, he's great, too. 310 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,900 No feeding problems at all. No, no, no objections. 311 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,600 How's Mrs. Garrison taking it? 312 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,700 As a matter of fact, I haven't told her yet, Doc. 313 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,000 - She's not blind. - Well, I know she's not blind. 314 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,900 He must be getting pretty big by now. 315 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,600 I figure I've still got a couple of days. 316 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,400 They're not even out of the basket yet, Doc, 317 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,700 I want to give her a chance to like it, you know? 318 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,200 FRAN: Mark! 319 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,300 Um... uh, uh, uh, the preliminary sketches 320 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,900 I'm working on right now, Mr. Dayton, 321 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,800 and I should have them by the end of the week. 322 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,300 Thank you. I'll see you then. Bye. 323 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,400 Am I interrupting you? 324 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,300 Uh, no, no, dear, Nothing important. 325 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,000 Harry Dayton is a little nervous 326 00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:23,300 about that cover I'm doing for his magazine. 327 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,800 Oh, is this it? 328 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,800 Uh, well, that's one of my ideas, yeah. 329 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,600 Why, those are the dachsies, huh? 330 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,500 - Uh-huh. - Well, that's sweet. 331 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,900 But, uh, what is that big thing 332 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,700 they're staring at so adoringly? 333 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,300 Well, that... that's a, uh... 334 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,500 I haven't decided yet, actually. 335 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,700 It's... it's a larger animal of some kind, 336 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,200 you know, for contrast. 337 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,700 Oh, yeah, that's... that's a good idea. 338 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,200 You know, a... a Great Dane might be effective. 339 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,800 - You really think so? - Mm-hmm... 340 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:53,300 but you should be using Danke and the puppies for models. 341 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,900 [Chuckling] They're a little too small for that yet, dear. 342 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,500 [Chuckling] Well, you haven't noticed 343 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,400 how fast they're growing. 344 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,000 Come on, girls. 345 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,500 [Barking] 346 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,100 Well, how about that? They're out of the basket. 347 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,800 [Whining] 348 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,000 And Brutus... 349 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,700 Well, will you look at him, huh? 350 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,300 Hey, look at the way he's... 351 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,600 ...he's growing. 352 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,600 - [Fran chuckles] - Kind of like a weed, huh? 353 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,600 Or like a Great Dane. 354 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,900 Now, just hang on a minute... 355 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,200 Just hold on there, now, for a minute, Fran. 356 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,500 I can explain everything. 357 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,900 Like you've been explaining for the last couple of weeks? 358 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,800 "There's nothing wrong. He's not different. 359 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,200 It's just that he was born later." 360 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,200 - I didn't say that. You did. - Well, what do you say now? 361 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:46,000 You still gonna tell me that's a dachshund? 362 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,100 I didn't say that, Fran. 363 00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:49,100 Not once did I say that was a dachshund. 364 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,200 No, no. 365 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,600 You were sneaky about it. You took advantage of me, Mark. 366 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:55,800 I never thought you could be that deceitful and sneaky. 367 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:56,900 Oh, now, come on. 368 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,700 You could have come out like a man 369 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,600 and told me you were gonna bring that dog home 370 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:01,800 instead of hiding it, 371 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,300 smuggling it in with the puppies, Mark. 372 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,000 Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky! 373 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,700 Okay, okay! I'm sneaky, but... 374 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:11,100 Mark, I really never thought that you could do something... 375 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,500 that... sneaky! 376 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,700 Well, If you'll give me just a minute, I'll tell you. 377 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,800 - I don't believe you. - You haven't heard me yet! 378 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:18,600 Well, I'm never gonna believe you again. 379 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,000 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Well, for goodness sakes. 380 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:23,000 I'll fix it. 381 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:25,900 - Fran... Fran, if I hadn't... - [Brutus yipping] 382 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,600 - Come here, little fella. - [Whines] 383 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:37,500 If I hadn't brought this poor little puppy home, 384 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,000 he would have starved. 385 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,900 - Starved? - That's right. 386 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,700 Came from a big litter, couldn't get enough to eat, 387 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,000 and... and, Fran, his own mother pushed him away. 388 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,500 - No! - That's right. 389 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,600 Oh, poor Brutus. 390 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,000 Oh... 391 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,200 When Danke had her pups, well, she had too much milk, so, uh, 392 00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:57,000 Dr. Pruitt asked if she couldn't wet-nurse him 393 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,400 till he was weaned, that's all. 394 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,800 I tell you, I... I just didn't have the heart to refuse, 395 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,400 I really didn't, and I'm sure you wouldn't have, either. 396 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,900 Oh, of course not. 397 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,200 Oh, poor Brutus, 398 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:10,000 I'm sorry for all the nasty things I said. 399 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:12,500 Then you agree I did the right thing, hmm? 400 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,100 Oh, Mark, don't you think I have any heart at all? 401 00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:18,000 I'm sorry, darling, I should have known. 402 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,700 Then we can keep him, huh? 403 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,500 Certainly not. He's been weaned. 404 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:25,500 He and Doc Pruitt will get along just fine now, sweet baby. 405 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,500 Come on, Danke! [Claps] 406 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,800 - Come on, girls. - [Barking] 407 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,600 He's a fine little fella, Doc. 408 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:40,000 Hope you find a good home for him, huh? 409 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,800 - Hey, Doc? - Hmm? 410 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,700 His name's Brutus. 411 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,700 Brutus. 412 00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,400 Yeah. 413 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,400 [Engine turns over] 414 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:18,400 - Mark? - Uh-huh? 415 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,800 Here's your lunch. 416 00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:22,900 Oh, okay, just, uh, set her down there. 417 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,200 - How's it going? - Terrible, terrible... 418 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:28,400 haven't had a decent idea all morning. 419 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,300 Working, working away... nothing happening. 420 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:37,400 Four weeks and you're still angry, hmm? 421 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,200 Angry about what? 422 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:40,500 Brutus. 423 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,900 That is ridiculous! 424 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,800 You see? You see? You are angry. 425 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,700 Fran, I'm not a child, you know. 426 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,900 I mean, when I say I'm not angry, I'm not angry. 427 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,600 You forgot the cream. 428 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,300 Do you know how you have been acting lately, hmm? 429 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:56,900 So cold and distant. 430 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,800 You hardly ever talk to me, you never smile. 431 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,000 [Sighs] That bad, huh? 432 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 [Chuckling] Worse. 433 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,600 - I am a heel. - Mmm... 434 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,300 I apologize. 435 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,800 And I don't have any more problems about dogs. 436 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:15,800 Mmm... 437 00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:17,400 - Okay? - Okay. 438 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,100 - [Whining] - Mmm... mmm... 439 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,000 To make it official, we are gonna spruce up tonight. 440 00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,100 We're gonna go out on the town, we're gonna see a show, 441 00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:29,700 gonna have dinner, put our glad rags on. 442 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,100 Well, I, uh, I have a class tonight. 443 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,500 Mmm, a class in what? 444 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,700 In grooming. 445 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,700 Are you kidding? You look beautiful. 446 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,300 Uh, for dachshunds. 447 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,500 Dachshunds?! 448 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:44,000 Well, we could celebrate tomorrow. 449 00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:45,600 You know, tomorrow is your birthday. 450 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,200 That's really something to celeb... 451 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,100 You're angry again, right? Huh? 452 00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:51,500 No. 453 00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:56,200 No, I'm not angry. See, I'm smiling. 454 00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:58,700 Okay, tomorrow it is. 455 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,300 But right now, why don't you get out of here, 456 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,500 let me eat my lunch, and get some work done, hmm? 457 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,100 [Barking, whining] 458 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,100 [Barks] 459 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:21,300 [Whining, barking] 460 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:29,500 Fran, I brought the car around front! 461 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:31,100 [Fran humming "Happy Birthday"] 462 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,500 Hey, what's going on? It's darn near 6: 15. 463 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,500 A birthday calls for champagne. 464 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,600 That's very nice of you, dear, but we don't have time. 465 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:43,100 They won't hold our table past 7:00. 466 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,000 Oh, we have plenty of time... 467 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,800 all evening... because we're staying home. 468 00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:48,800 We're what? 469 00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:50,700 I thought we'd have a private party of our own. 470 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,600 Yeah, but, honey, what about the reservations? 471 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:54,200 And I got tickets for the Philharmonic. 472 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,300 Oh, Mark, it'll be so much nicer here... 473 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,800 just us, so cozy. 474 00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:01,400 Oh... [Chuckling] 475 00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:04,300 On second thought, that's not a very bad idea. 476 00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:07,000 [Chuckling] I thought you might say that. 477 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:08,900 To you, my dear. 478 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,700 Besides, we couldn't possibly celebrate 479 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:15,300 without the dachsies. 480 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,100 - [Coughing] - Oh, Mark! 481 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,700 Mark, are you all right? 482 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,400 Without the what?! 483 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:22,800 Well, Danke and the girls. 484 00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:25,000 After all, Mark, it is a family affair, 485 00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:26,100 and they are family. 486 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,700 They're dogs, honey! 487 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,100 - Mark, you know what I mean. - No, I don't. 488 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,000 - Look, it's my birthday, right? - Right. 489 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:33,800 That makes me king for the day, right? 490 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:35,900 Means I can do whatever I want to do, right?! 491 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,100 - Right. - All right! 492 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,500 I don't want to do anything with the dachsies. 493 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,800 Oh, Mark, now, I planned such a wonderful evening. 494 00:24:41,900 --> 00:24:42,800 Don't spoil it. 495 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:44,700 You come over here, Mark, and you sit down. 496 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:48,300 You just relax, and... and you drink your champagne. 497 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,400 I'll be right back. 498 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,600 Come on, girl. 499 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,000 Hurry, now. 500 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:18,600 [Whines] 501 00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:24,700 Come on. [Chuckles] 502 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,200 Hurry! 503 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,200 - That's it! - [Whining] 504 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,200 [Barking, yipping] 505 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,900 Come on, Danke. 506 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,600 You're holding up the party. 507 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:41,900 Happy birthday to you 508 00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:45,500 Happy birthday to you 509 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:48,000 Happy birthday, dear Mark 510 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:50,900 Happy birthday to you 511 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,300 - Mmm. - All right, girls. 512 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,600 - [Growling softly] - Come on, now, line up. Go on. 513 00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:58,600 Will you blow out your candle? 514 00:25:58,700 --> 00:25:59,700 Mmm. 515 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,300 There, now your wish will come true. 516 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,100 Now you can open your presents. 517 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,200 [Whining] 518 00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:14,300 Here, this one's from Wilhelmina. 519 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,400 Wilhelmina, well... 520 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,400 I wonder what could be in this necktie box. 521 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,500 [Fran chuckles] 522 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,000 Well, imagine that... a necktie. 523 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,200 She picked it out herself. 524 00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:23,800 Well, uh, my favorite colors. 525 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,700 Goes with anything, doesn't it? 526 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,300 Uh, and this is from Heidi. 527 00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:29,500 From Heidi. 528 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,800 [Whining, growling continue] 529 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,200 A soup spoon? 530 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:37,300 It's a pipe. 531 00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:39,400 Oh. 532 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,900 Here we go. 533 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,700 It's the latest kind. 534 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,100 Yeah... you should have told Heidi... 535 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,200 I stopped smoking two months ago. 536 00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:49,300 Oh, I... I forgot. 537 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,700 Well, uh, this is from Chloe. 538 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,200 From Chloe, mm-hmm. 539 00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:57,100 Well, let's see what we have here. 540 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,500 Just what I always wanted... a box. 541 00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:03,300 Well, open it! 542 00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:07,300 ["Oh, Where, Oh, Where Has My Little Dog Gone?" plays] 543 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:12,200 Oh, that's the wrong tune. 544 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,800 Uh, the one in the store played "The Blue Danube." 545 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,500 Well... 546 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,600 this is from Danke. 547 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,100 From Danke? Well... 548 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,200 You like it? 549 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,300 I have no idea. 550 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,000 Well, don't you know what that is? 551 00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,200 Should I? 552 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,300 Well, Danke didn't know what to buy you, 553 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,800 so she took her favorite bone and had it bronzed. 554 00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:41,800 Well, Mark, you could use it for a paperweight. 555 00:27:42,900 --> 00:27:45,200 A bronzed bone? 556 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,100 Well, don't you think that's a cute idea? 557 00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:55,900 Fran... 558 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,500 there comes a time in every man's life 559 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,500 when he has got to stand up and be counted, 560 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,800 and my time is right now. 561 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:03,300 Mark, if you're gonna count, count to ten. 562 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,300 I'm only gonna say this once, Fran. 563 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,500 I have had it with those walking wieners! 564 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:08,600 [Growling softly] 565 00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:09,900 I have had it! 566 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,500 I was willing to put up with Danke. 567 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:12,500 "Danke this, Danke that. 568 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,600 Danke wins a two-cent piece of ribbon." 569 00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:16,400 You'd think it was a Nobel Prize. 570 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:19,200 But I refuse to go through the same routine 571 00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:21,300 with those pups. I refuse to... 572 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,200 I refuse to let them run my life. 573 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:25,200 I will not have it anymore, Fran. 574 00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:26,400 Keep them out of my way, 575 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,900 or they're really gonna wind up sausages. 576 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000 [Whining] 577 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,400 And thank you for a very happy birthday. 578 00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:35,900 Now, just one minute! 579 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,800 Just one minute, Mark Garrison! 580 00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:38,800 [Barking] 581 00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:42,100 You are the most selfish, thoughtless, inconsiderate... 582 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,200 I'm selfish?! 583 00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:45,300 ...ungrateful man I have ever met! 584 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,600 That is the most ridiculous accusation that... 585 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:50,700 Will you get your whatever-it-ls off my bed? 586 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:51,900 I want to relax! 587 00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:55,300 That just happens to be my birthday present to you, 588 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:57,500 and you can just move it yourself! 589 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:01,700 Well, thank you very much... for... for... 590 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:02,900 What in... 591 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,100 Brutus! 592 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:07,000 Fella... 593 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,700 What... 594 00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:11,100 He... look at your hands! 595 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,500 Man, have you grown! 596 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,000 Good... 597 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:20,700 Oh, boy. 598 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,500 I, um... 599 00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:37,100 [Whining] 600 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,500 ...don't know how you put up with me. 601 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,900 I'm so blind. 602 00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:43,700 FRAN: And selfish! 603 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:46,100 MARK: That's right, yes. FRAN: And nasty! 604 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:47,800 Mm-hmm. 605 00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:50,300 And mean. 606 00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:53,400 And I just know I'm gonna hate myself. 607 00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:59,400 [Whining] 608 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,100 [Growling] 609 00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:13,900 Come on, Danke, we'll try on your sweater. 610 00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:17,300 Oh, Brutus, now, you know better than that. 611 00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:19,700 Go back where you belong. Go on. Go on. 612 00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:21,500 - [Growling] - [Yipping] 613 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,100 Danke, come! 614 00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:25,400 Come on. 615 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,800 That's my girl. Try on your sweater. 616 00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:30,600 Yes, let's see if it fits, huh? 617 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:32,300 You'll be the prettiest girl on the whole block. 618 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,700 - Fran! - Hmm? 619 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:36,000 Burp a baby for me, will you? 620 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,000 What? 621 00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:38,600 Burp a baby. I need it for a sketch. 622 00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:40,200 Are the hands this way or that way? 623 00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:41,700 I don't know. I don't know, Mark. 624 00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:43,100 Well, here, show me with Danke. 625 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,900 - Oh, Mark, come on. - No, it'll just take a minute. 626 00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:47,100 Stand up, here. Stand up. Pat her. 627 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,200 There, that's the way. 628 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,700 - [Danke burps] - Gesundheit. 629 00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:51,700 - [Laughs] - Yeah, that... that's, uh... 630 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,300 Hey, come out and pose for me, would you? 631 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,100 - It'll just take a second. - Oh, Mark, come on! 632 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,400 - I have to finish that sweater. - Just come out to the studio. 633 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,200 [Indistinct conversation] 634 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,900 [Barking] 635 00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:20,500 [Barking] 636 00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:48,400 [Barking, growling softly] 637 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:54,800 [Barks] 638 00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:57,400 [Keys plinking] 639 00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:05,200 [Keys plinking] 640 00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:09,600 [Keys playing] 641 00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:12,100 [Growling continues] 642 00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:22,100 [Notes playing] 643 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:29,300 [Whines] 644 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,100 [Keys plinking] 645 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,700 [Muffled barking] 646 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:05,200 Oh, Brutus! 647 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:07,400 Mark, look what he's done. 648 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,300 Now, wait a minute... how do you know he did it? 649 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,400 You're not gonna blame it on those little angels, Mark. 650 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,500 Just look at them. 651 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,400 You can tell they had nothing to do with it. 652 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,500 One dog couldn't possibly have done all of this. 653 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,700 No, not normally one dog... 654 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,400 Besides, there's no real harm done, honey. 655 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,300 It's just a little yarn, that's all. 656 00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:28,700 Just relax, now. I can pick it all up... 657 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,200 if I can find where it begins. 658 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:31,200 Mark! 659 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,600 Uh, Look out! 660 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,500 Mark, don't move! 661 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,300 Aah! 662 00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:38,500 Mark! Aah! 663 00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:42,500 [Sighs] 664 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,600 [Sarcastically] Just... a little yarn. 665 00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:46,000 [Chuckles] 666 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,300 - FRAN: One, two, three, smile! - [Brutus barking] 667 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,400 Oh, that is beautiful. 668 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:53,200 Hold still. 669 00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:54,800 Hold still, Brutus. 670 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:57,700 Ready? One, two... 671 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,800 - [Barking] - What happened, you silly, huh? 672 00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:02,800 Watch out. Watch out. 673 00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:05,100 Oh, watch out. 674 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,600 - Come on, Danke, you look silly. - All right, all right. 675 00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:09,700 Chloe, stay, stay. You're gonna slip. Watch it. 676 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:10,700 Everybody, smile. 677 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,000 - Ready? Now... - Get over here. 678 00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:13,200 - Take a break, huh? - One... 679 00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:15,500 - Wait a minute. Okay. ...two... 680 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:17,300 - Take it easy. - [Barking] 681 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,300 Oh, Brutus! 682 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,100 Mark, will you look what he's done? 683 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,100 Yeah, well, he just wants to play with them. 684 00:34:23,100 --> 00:34:24,800 Oh, he always wants to play with them. 685 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:27,100 He won't leave them alone for a minute. 686 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,200 Do you think he really believes he's their brother? 687 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,500 - Well, I hope not. - [Doorbell rings] 688 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,700 Would you get that, honey? I want to finish this roll. 689 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,200 Mmm, yeah, yeah. 690 00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:36,900 [Barking continues] 691 00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:41,800 Come on, girls, come on. 692 00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:43,300 Come on. 693 00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:47,900 Morning. 694 00:34:48,900 --> 00:34:51,700 Well, good morning, Mr. Garrison. 695 00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:53,800 You remember me. 696 00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:56,500 Um... oh, oh, yeah. 697 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,600 $ 110 worth, in fact. 698 00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:00,900 Yeah, you sure piled them up that morning, didn't you? 699 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,100 Yeah, I certainly did. 700 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,500 - You know something? - What? 701 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,600 So far, nobody in the department yet 702 00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:08,000 has written that many violations in one day. 703 00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:09,800 - Is that a fact? - I hold a record. 704 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,500 I'm certainly happy I could help you out there. 705 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:15,300 Is there something I can do for you, Officer, uh... 706 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,600 - Carmody. - Carmody. 707 00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,600 - But it's, uh, Sergeant now. - Sergeant? 708 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,500 I'm not just on highway patrol anymore. 709 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,200 - No? - I'm on special detail. 710 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,000 - Uh-huh. - Now, have you noticed 711 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,700 any suspicious-looking characters around here lately? 712 00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:28,200 Have you had any problems at night? 713 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,300 Uh, no, no. Why? 714 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,200 Well, there's been a lot of petty theft going on 715 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,300 in this neighborhood. 716 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,600 It looks like it's the work of one man. 717 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,000 We call him the "cat burglar." 718 00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:38,500 [Laughing] 719 00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:41,300 You're supposed to say, 720 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,900 "Who in the world would want to steal a cat?" 721 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 - I am? - Well, everybody does. 722 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:47,900 Oh! 723 00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:50,500 Oh, well, I guess my sense of humor's not what it should be. 724 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,700 [Chuckles] But anyway, this fellow sneaks in, 725 00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:54,800 grabs the first thing he can lay his hands on, 726 00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:56,000 and sneaks right out again. 727 00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:57,500 So you keep your eyes wide open. 728 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,000 Oh, I certainly will, yes, yes. 729 00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:01,200 Uh, thank you for the warning, Offic... uh, Sergeant. 730 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,700 And it's been nice talking to you. 731 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,200 Yeah, it's been nice, uh... it's good to see you. 732 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,700 Give my regards to the missus. 733 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,400 Yes, yes. 734 00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:13,100 And the family. 735 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,100 Arf! [Laughing] 736 00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:22,800 - [Engine turns over] - "And the family." Ha! 737 00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:25,000 [Barking] 738 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,600 Come on, now, Chloe, up you go. 739 00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:28,500 Come on, that's my girl, yes. 740 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,100 Everybody, look at me now. 741 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:31,400 - [Whining] - Don't move, Brutus, 742 00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:32,800 or you'll distract them. 743 00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:34,400 Who was that, dear? 744 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,900 It was the police. 745 00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:37,700 They're looking for a cat burglar. 746 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,400 [Chuckling] Isn't that silly? 747 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,800 Who'd steal a cat? 748 00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:42,200 Hey... 749 00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:44,800 You know who that was out there? 750 00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:46,900 Do you remember the cop on the motorcycle 751 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,600 that escorted us to the hospital? 752 00:36:48,700 --> 00:36:51,000 Oh, that nice patrolman... Finnegan. 753 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,600 Yeah... no, no, Carmody, and he's a sergeant now. 754 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,300 Made sergeant on my money. [Chuckles] 755 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,500 Every time I think about that morning, I... 756 00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,700 Brutus, no! 757 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,700 - [Dachshunds barking] - Oh, no... 758 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,500 Hey, what are you hitting me for?! 759 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,400 It took me 15 minutes to get them in that pose. 760 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:09,000 Now look what he's done. 761 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,500 Well, honey, it... it's just an old wheelbarrow. 762 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:13,600 Well, then you clean it up. 763 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,300 Come on, Danke, we'll go make lunch. 764 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,800 Come on, baby. Oh. That's my girl. 765 00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:20,000 [Barks] 766 00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:22,200 Hey, Fran! Look at this! 767 00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:24,200 He's learned to... learned to fetch already! 768 00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:26,800 Oh, marvelous, just marvelous. 769 00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:29,500 Good boy. Let me have it now. 770 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:30,900 Let go of it, let go. 771 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000 - [Growling] - Let go, Brutus. 772 00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:33,100 Let go. 773 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,600 Let... let go of the wheel. 774 00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:35,900 [Growling continues] 775 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,900 Brutus, let go of the wheel. 776 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000 Let go... 777 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,900 Aah! Aah! Aaah! 778 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,100 [Whines] 779 00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:50,300 Well, now, maybe you could stand a few improvements. 780 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:01,900 What happened? 781 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,900 Nothing. I just sat down in the lily pond, that's all. 782 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,400 I'm gonna change clothes. 783 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:08,600 Honestly, Mark, you're getting to be as clumsy as Brutus. 784 00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:10,500 [Barking] 785 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:14,300 [Barking] 786 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,300 [Barking continues] 787 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,300 [Barking continues] 788 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:23,500 [Barking] 789 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,000 [Barking] 790 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:14,100 [Barking continues] 791 00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:33,800 [Barking continues] 792 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,100 FRAN: Mark! 793 00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:45,200 [Gasps] 794 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:46,900 Oh! 795 00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:04,700 Well! Now are you satisfied, hmm? 796 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,300 Mark, are you satisfied? 797 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,300 Or are you gonna try and blame this on the dachsies, too? 798 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,900 - Why not? We always do. - Fran... 799 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,800 Of course, the fact that the little innocent things 800 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:13,800 are nowhere in sight shouldn't make any difference. 801 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,600 They must be responsible. They always are. 802 00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:20,600 And poor, poor persecuted Brutus is blameless. 803 00:41:20,700 --> 00:41:23,700 Of course, the fact that he has paint all over him 804 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,100 and paintings stuck on his feet 805 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,700 is merely circumstantial evidence. 806 00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:29,600 - That doesn't prove anything. - Fran, will you shut up? 807 00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:33,400 Oh, I'm sorry... 808 00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:35,000 Fran, I... 809 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,600 I'm very sorry. 810 00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:38,900 That's all right, Mark. 811 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,300 I excuse your rudeness 812 00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:43,400 on the grounds that you are justifiably overwrought. 813 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,200 You needn't apologize. 814 00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:51,600 But if you ever say "shut up" to me again, Mark Garrison, 815 00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:55,500 neither I nor the girls will ever speak to you again. 816 00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,500 Oh, boy. 817 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,100 [Barking] 818 00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:04,200 Oh... boy. 819 00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:12,200 $20 to scrape studio floor, 820 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,600 $23 to replace two broken windows. 821 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:16,600 [Barking] 822 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:19,400 $ 12 to repair easel. 823 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:22,200 What should I put down for one month's work ruined? 824 00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:24,700 Fran, it was my work, and it was my studio. 825 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,000 All right, Mark. 826 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:32,100 Last week, it cost me $ 18 to repair my couch slipcovers 827 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:36,000 and $92 to replace my mother's broken vase. 828 00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:39,600 Fran, Brutus is still a puppy at heart. 829 00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:42,300 I know that, Mark. That is what worries me. 830 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,000 His career is just beginning. 831 00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:45,600 - Well... - Now, Mark... 832 00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:47,300 that dog is too destructive. 833 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,100 - He has got to go. - [Barking continues] 834 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,600 No, he isn't! For... shut up! 835 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,000 The puppy, shut up. Uh, Brutus. Uh... 836 00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:56,300 Look, Fran... 837 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,500 - [Barking continues] - Brutus, will you be quiet?! 838 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,200 You hear me, Brutus? Be quiet! 839 00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:08,000 Oh, don't waste your breath, Mark. 840 00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:09,800 He's as stubborn as you are. 841 00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:12,800 Well, I'll... put him out in the garage. 842 00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:14,500 What did I do with that flashlight? 843 00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:17,000 Come on! [Clapping] 844 00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:19,000 Come on, come on! 845 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,700 Yes! Oh, here's my girls. 846 00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:23,300 All right, everybody on the end of the bed. 847 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,900 Come on, it's time to go to sleep. Go on. 848 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,200 Go on, at the end of the bed. 849 00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:27,900 Oh, now, don't be silly. Come on. 850 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,300 There you are. Oh, stop it, girls. 851 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,000 No, girls, don't do that. 852 00:43:32,100 --> 00:43:33,900 Oh, just calm down, now. 853 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,800 - [Barking continues] - Brutus, no! 854 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,500 Aah! Ooh! 855 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,500 [Dogs barking] 856 00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:44,000 Oh! 857 00:43:45,900 --> 00:43:47,200 - Oh! - Come here, Brutus. 858 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,800 Come here. Come here, now. 859 00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:51,400 Honey, are you okay? 860 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:56,400 One new bed... $200! 861 00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,600 All right, I... I give up. 862 00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:02,100 He goes back to Doc first thing in the morning. 863 00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:04,100 Come on, Brutus. 864 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:13,700 Oh! 865 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,200 [Barking] 866 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:16,800 Oh! 867 00:44:17,900 --> 00:44:19,400 - [Crickets chirping] - Wait a minute, now. 868 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:20,800 Hold it, Brutus. 869 00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:27,300 Why couldn't you have been good for something? 870 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,000 Anything? 871 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:31,300 Now, go on in there, fella. Lie down. 872 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,700 [Whimpers] 873 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,400 This'll give you plenty of air. 874 00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:37,000 [Whimpering, whining] 875 00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:38,300 Be quiet. 876 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,400 [Barking] 877 00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:40,800 Hush! 878 00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,400 [Whining] 879 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:48,500 Hush up, Brutus! 880 00:44:57,300 --> 00:44:58,700 [Doorknob rattles] 881 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,100 Oh, great, beautiful, beautiful. 882 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,100 [Sighs] 883 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,100 [Grunting] 884 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,300 The end of a perfect day. 885 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,600 [Brakes squeal] 886 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,000 [Engine turns off] 887 00:45:41,100 --> 00:45:42,600 [Parking brake clicking] 888 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,700 [Shoes creaking] 889 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,000 [Creaking continues] 890 00:46:02,100 --> 00:46:03,700 [Growls softly] 891 00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:12,600 - [Creaking continues] - [Whining softly] 892 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,300 [Creaking continues] 893 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,600 [Door creaking] 894 00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:47,500 [Growling] 895 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000 [Barking] 896 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,200 Easy, boy. Easy, boy. Shh! 897 00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:55,700 - [Growling] - Shh! Lie down. 898 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,800 - [Barking] - Nice doggy. Nice doggy. 899 00:46:57,900 --> 00:46:59,500 You have the wrong man, the wrong man. 900 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,900 - I'm a policeman. Shh! - [Growling] 901 00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:03,000 - Aaah! - [Barking] 902 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,600 Aah, hold it. Hold it right there. 903 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:05,900 Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. 904 00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:06,900 [Barking] 905 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,600 [Growling] 906 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,100 Puppy, puppy, puppy. 907 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,200 Puppy, puppy, puppy. 908 00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:16,600 - [Barking] - Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh. 909 00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:19,700 Nice doggy. 910 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,000 [Growling] 911 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,400 Oh! 912 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:26,000 [Panting] 913 00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:28,300 [Barking] 914 00:47:28,300 --> 00:47:29,400 [Grunts] Oh! 915 00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:32,100 [Barking] 916 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,700 [Grunting] 917 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,900 - Aah! [Panting] - [Barking] 918 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,100 Get away! 919 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,300 [Barking] 920 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,600 Mark, don't fight it. 921 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:10,900 [Sighs] 922 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,100 CARMODY: Mr. Garrison! 923 00:48:13,100 --> 00:48:15,500 Mr. Garrison! 924 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,100 Get away! Go on! 925 00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:18,600 Mr. Garrison! 926 00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:22,800 Mr. Garrison! 927 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,600 Wake up! 928 00:48:26,300 --> 00:48:28,300 It's me... Sergeant Carmody! 929 00:48:28,300 --> 00:48:29,500 Go on! Get away! 930 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,600 Go on, get away! 931 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,300 Mr. Garrison! 932 00:48:34,300 --> 00:48:36,200 MAN ON POLICE RADIO: Calling Sergeant Carmody, 933 00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:37,800 Car 23. 934 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:42,300 Calling Sergeant Carmody, Car 23, Signal 15... 935 00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:45,800 investigate disturbance on Bowling Green Drive... 936 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,300 dog barking. 937 00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:49,400 Repeat... investigate disturbance 938 00:48:49,500 --> 00:48:52,700 on Bowling Green Drive... dog barking. 939 00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:53,900 That is all. 940 00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:57,300 [Panting] 941 00:49:06,300 --> 00:49:08,700 [Door opens] 942 00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:14,300 I wish that paper would show up just once on time! 943 00:49:26,900 --> 00:49:28,800 [Barking] 944 00:49:28,900 --> 00:49:30,000 Brutus! 945 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,400 [Hoarsely] Mr. Gar... 946 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:32,700 Mr. Garrison. 947 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,300 Mr. Garrison. 948 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,000 Up here! 949 00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:38,700 Sergeant Carmody. 950 00:49:40,700 --> 00:49:42,800 What are you doing up there? 951 00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:46,900 [Grunts] Your dog chased me. 952 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,800 Hush! Come here. 953 00:49:48,900 --> 00:49:50,000 What? 954 00:49:50,100 --> 00:49:52,600 - Dog won't let me down. - I can't understand you. 955 00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:54,000 [Exhales sharply] 956 00:49:54,100 --> 00:49:55,800 I... I... I can't talk. 957 00:49:55,900 --> 00:49:58,000 Hey, you haven't been up there all night, have you? 958 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,200 Yeah. 959 00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:00,900 What in the world for? 960 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,400 Your dog chased me. 961 00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:07,700 Oh, you mean Brutus chased... 962 00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:10,700 How about that? 963 00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:13,200 Now, look, would you take him away and let me down? 964 00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:15,500 Hey, you know, I bet he... 965 00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,100 I bet he thought you were the cat burglar. 966 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,500 - Fran! - No. Wait. Would you please... 967 00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,100 No, no, just a minute, Sergeant. 968 00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,300 I want to prove something to my wife first. Fran! 969 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,900 Mark, what's wrong? 970 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,700 Hey, come here a minute. I want to show you something. 971 00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:30,500 Will you just let me down? 972 00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:32,100 Uh, Fran, you remember Sergeant Carmody. 973 00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:33,700 He escorted us to the hospital. 974 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:38,100 Lady, will you talk to him? Will you please talk to him? 975 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,000 Well, I don't know what this is all about. 976 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,400 I wanted you to see Brutus. 977 00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:43,800 He chased him up that tree. What do you think of that? 978 00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:46,600 What do you think I think, Mark? That's a police officer. 979 00:50:46,700 --> 00:50:48,500 Now, how would Brutus know the difference? 980 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,100 It's just a prowler to him. 981 00:50:50,100 --> 00:50:52,500 He could've been that burglar they're chasing around town. 982 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:55,300 He defended us! He protected our property! 983 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,700 All right, Mark, but still... 984 00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,600 Don't you see how important he is to us, how valuable? 985 00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:02,200 If we keep him around here, no burglar would come within miles. 986 00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:04,200 All right, Mark, you've made your point. 987 00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:05,500 We can discuss it later. 988 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:07,800 In the meantime, will you please let the officer 989 00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:09,100 down from the tree? 990 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,000 - [Laughs] - Yeah, okay. 991 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,500 Just wanted you to see, that's all. 992 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:16,000 Oh, uh, come on down, Sergeant. 993 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,700 Dog... the dog. 994 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:19,900 Oh. 995 00:51:19,900 --> 00:51:22,700 Good boy, Brutus. Good boy. Go on back to the house now. 996 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,800 Go on. Go on. 997 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,200 Okay, Sergeant, it's safe now. 998 00:51:31,900 --> 00:51:34,700 [Panting] 999 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,400 Here, let me help. 1000 00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:37,500 Whoa. 1001 00:51:37,700 --> 00:51:39,800 [Breathing heavily] I don't need any help. 1002 00:51:39,900 --> 00:51:41,300 Oh, well, let me give you a hand to the car. 1003 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,200 No, no, no, do... don't bother, Mr. Garrison. 1004 00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:45,300 - Would you like some breakfast? - I'm not hungry. 1005 00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:47,200 - How about a cup of coffee? - I'm not thirsty. 1006 00:51:47,300 --> 00:51:48,700 Want an aspirin, glass of water? 1007 00:51:48,700 --> 00:51:50,500 Look, all I want to do is get out of here. 1008 00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,000 - Oh, okay. - Yeah. 1009 00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,700 Uh, drop in again anytime, Sergeant. 1010 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,000 Yeah. [Breathing heavily] 1011 00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:03,700 So long now. 1012 00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:05,200 [Grunts] 1013 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,000 [Panting] 1014 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,300 This is Sergeant Carmody in... 1015 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:20,800 [Clicking] 1016 00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:25,500 - This is Sergeant... - [Clicking] 1017 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,400 Sergeant Carmody in Car... 1018 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:28,700 [Clicking] 1019 00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,500 [Breathing heavily] 1020 00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:39,900 [Engine sputtering] 1021 00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:47,700 [Breathing heavily] 1022 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,200 [Barking] 1023 00:52:54,900 --> 00:52:56,200 [Horn buzzes] 1024 00:52:56,300 --> 00:52:57,700 [Whimpers] 1025 00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,300 [Buzzing continues] 1026 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,200 [Whimpering] No, no, no. 1027 00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,900 [Whimpers] 1028 00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:29,800 [Speaking Japanese] 1029 00:53:29,900 --> 00:53:32,100 [Speaking Japanese] 1030 00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:43,200 [Doorbell rings] 1031 00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:50,300 Oh, Mr. Toyama. 1032 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,000 Good morning, Mrs. Garrison. 1033 00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:53,100 Um, well, you're early. 1034 00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:54,700 I wasn't expecting you until later. 1035 00:53:54,700 --> 00:53:56,700 - There is much to be done. - Oh. 1036 00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:58,200 I bring Kenji... 1037 00:53:58,300 --> 00:54:01,200 newly imported, number-one nephew. 1038 00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:03,400 Oh, uh, would you mind starting in the back? 1039 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,200 We haven't finished breakfast yet. 1040 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,300 As you wish. 1041 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:08,900 [Barking] 1042 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,200 Dogs? 1043 00:54:10,300 --> 00:54:12,300 Uh, they're very friendly. 1044 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,500 Well, they won't bother you. 1045 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,400 - [Barking continues] - Quiet, girls! 1046 00:54:26,700 --> 00:54:28,600 - Who was that? - Toyama. 1047 00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:29,800 So early? 1048 00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:32,200 [Imitating Toyama] Ah, there is much to be done. 1049 00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:33,800 [Normal voice] He's got to get the decorations 1050 00:54:33,900 --> 00:54:36,300 and the food and the tables set up by 6:00. 1051 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,300 What is this Oriental bacchanal costing us, anyway? 1052 00:54:40,300 --> 00:54:42,500 Mark, we haven't entertained in six months. 1053 00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,000 We owe everybody. 1054 00:54:44,100 --> 00:54:46,100 Yes, I did make my hair appointment. 1055 00:54:46,100 --> 00:54:48,300 Yes, I did pick my dress up at the cleaners. 1056 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:50,900 That evasive answer means it's costing a bundle, right? 1057 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,700 Wrong. We're getting a package deal... 1058 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:55,600 food, decorations, everything for one reasonable price. 1059 00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:57,900 Yes, I ordered the guest towels for the bathroom. 1060 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,300 No, I did not speak to Mark first thing this morning. 1061 00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,000 Sure you did. I said, "Did you sleep well?" 1062 00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:03,600 And you said, "Make your own breakfast." 1063 00:55:03,700 --> 00:55:05,400 About Brutus. 1064 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,100 Mark, you've got to get rid of that dog. 1065 00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,500 Now, wait just a minute, Fran. Now, let's not start that again. 1066 00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,300 Brutus is my dog, and I am... 1067 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,100 I mean for today, Mark, so he won't be underfoot. 1068 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,400 I mean, it's difficult enough to prepare a lawn party 1069 00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:19,100 for 60 people without that 4-legged demolition squad 1070 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,700 running around in the middle of it. 1071 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,200 Demolition squad? 1072 00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:25,800 Now, what about that, uh, wrecking crew of yours, huh? 1073 00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:28,700 Mark Garrison, how can you compare 1074 00:55:28,900 --> 00:55:30,400 those dear, sweet, little angels 1075 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,300 with that big, clumsy ox? 1076 00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:34,900 Okay. 1077 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,400 All right, Fran, I'll, uh... 1078 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,100 take him for a walk, all right? 1079 00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:41,500 You'll do no such thing. I need you here to help me. 1080 00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:42,700 Just tie him up. 1081 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,400 What am I gonna do, Fran? 1082 00:55:44,500 --> 00:55:46,500 I thought Toyama's taking care of everything. 1083 00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,500 Well, Mark, you know something always goes wrong 1084 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:51,000 at the last minute, and I want you here just in case. 1085 00:55:51,100 --> 00:55:52,500 In case of what, for example? 1086 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,400 KENJI: Rion! Rion! 1087 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,300 In case of that, for example. 1088 00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:57,500 [Shouting in Japanese] 1089 00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:02,900 Aah! Rion! 1090 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,800 - [Speaking Japanese] - Rion? 1091 00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:06,200 Mark, look! 1092 00:56:06,300 --> 00:56:08,400 Brutus! 1093 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:10,000 - Brutus! - Brutus, Brutus, come here. 1094 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,000 Come here, fella. Come on. 1095 00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:12,900 Mr. Toyama, are you all right? 1096 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,400 Take away rion! 1097 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:16,900 That's not a lion! That's a dog. 1098 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,200 You call that dog? 1099 00:56:20,300 --> 00:56:21,700 [Brutus barking] 1100 00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:24,000 Mr. Toy... Mr. Toyama! 1101 00:56:24,100 --> 00:56:25,900 Well, you can't just lie there. 1102 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000 Only way to fool wild beast. 1103 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,600 - [Barks] - Oh, Brutus, boy. 1104 00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:31,700 Oh, Mark, will you take him away 1105 00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:33,700 and tie him up somewhere? 1106 00:56:33,700 --> 00:56:36,600 Oh, for Pete's sake, he wasn't gonna hurt anybody. 1107 00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:37,700 Rook out... rion! 1108 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:39,200 [Gasps] 1109 00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:44,900 [Speaking Japanese] 1110 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,100 [Mid-tempo accordion music plays] 1111 00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:54,500 [Indistinct conversations] 1112 00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:16,900 [Speaking Japanese] 1113 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,900 [Speaking Japanese] 1114 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,300 How is everything, Mr. Toyama? 1115 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,000 Nobody eat kombu. 1116 00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:25,300 Kombu? 1117 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,500 Stuffed seaweed. 1118 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,400 Oh, well, uh, I'm... 1119 00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,400 I'm sure everybody will. 1120 00:57:32,900 --> 00:57:34,700 Well, good evening, Mrs. Garrison. 1121 00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:36,300 Oh, hello, Dr. Pruitt. 1122 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,100 Well, I've been waiting for a chance 1123 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:39,900 to pay my respects to the hostess. 1124 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,400 Nice of you to ask me. 1125 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,700 Oh, you don't think we'd forget the family vet, do you? 1126 00:57:43,700 --> 00:57:45,600 Well, I'd hope not. How are the dogs? 1127 00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:47,300 Oh, just adorable, especially Chloe. 1128 00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,300 You know, I think she's got the makings of a champion. 1129 00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:52,800 Well, there's the man who could tell you for sure. 1130 00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:54,000 And so I said to her, 1131 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,400 "Madam, I'm judging your dogs, not you." 1132 00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:57,400 [Laughter] 1133 00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:58,700 Uh, Mel Chadwick? 1134 00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:01,800 He's an expert on dachsies. Or didn't you know? 1135 00:58:01,900 --> 00:58:03,700 Well, I did know that he was judging 1136 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,600 the Fairview Dog Show next month. 1137 00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:08,300 Ah. Chloe is entered, I suppose. 1138 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,300 Oh, Dr. Pruitt, you don't think that I arranged this whole party 1139 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,100 just to get on his good side, do you? 1140 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:15,400 Oh, no, no, no, never entered my mind. 1141 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,000 [Chuckles] Well, I did. 1142 00:58:17,100 --> 00:58:18,800 [Laughs] It's wicked of me, huh? 1143 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,000 No, no, not a bit. 1144 00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:22,200 Why don't you bring Chloe out here and show her to him? 1145 00:58:22,300 --> 00:58:23,900 Oh, no, I couldn't. 1146 00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:25,100 But you will. 1147 00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:27,500 Of course I will. Will you excuse me? 1148 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,500 Yeah, I will... and good luck. 1149 00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,000 [Laughing] Oh, my. 1150 00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:33,300 Kombu? 1151 00:58:33,300 --> 00:58:35,000 Eh, kombu? 1152 00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:37,400 Well, I don't think, uh... 1153 00:58:41,900 --> 00:58:44,000 Come on, Chloe. Come on. 1154 00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:46,700 You girls stay. Stay. Stay. 1155 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,300 [Indistinct conversations] 1156 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,000 All right, Chloe, you go. Go on. 1157 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,900 Of course, so few of us have the ability to... 1158 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,800 - Recognize such a... - Excuse me. Excuse me. 1159 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,000 ...quality. 1160 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,500 Chloe, bad girl. What did you do? 1161 00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:03,800 Hey, I thought we agreed to keep the animal life out of here. 1162 00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:05,300 Oh, well, it was an accident, dear. 1163 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:06,600 She just kind of got out. 1164 00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:08,500 Oh, uh, would you put those chairs over there, 1165 00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:10,800 and could you get me two more for the hors d'oeuvre table? 1166 00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:13,400 Oh, that's a cute... yes. 1167 00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:16,100 Well, well, well, what have we here? 1168 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,100 Your dog, Mrs. Garrison? 1169 00:59:18,100 --> 00:59:19,500 Yes. This is Chloe. 1170 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:22,700 A fine-looking animal. Uh, may I? 1171 00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,600 Oh, of course. 1172 00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:27,500 [Slow accordion music plays] 1173 00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:34,800 Better sit down, Harry. Remember New Year's Eve. 1174 00:59:34,900 --> 00:59:37,100 Nobody'll let me forget. 1175 00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:38,500 Good back line. 1176 00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:41,000 Ear set... good. Fine head. 1177 00:59:41,100 --> 00:59:42,400 You intend to show her? 1178 00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,000 Well, I... I was thinking about it, 1179 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,700 if you think she's good enough. 1180 00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:47,100 There's one way to find out. 1181 00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,400 Why don't you put her in the Fairview show next month? 1182 00:59:50,900 --> 00:59:52,200 Chloe! Chloe! 1183 00:59:52,300 --> 00:59:54,800 No, no, no, Mrs. Garrison, let her go. 1184 00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:57,100 Dachsies love to be around people. 1185 00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:58,200 Oh, but I know some people 1186 00:59:58,300 --> 00:59:59,800 who don't love to be around dachsies. 1187 00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:01,200 Oh, nonsense! 1188 01:00:04,900 --> 01:00:06,400 [Whimpers] 1189 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:09,000 [Shouting in Japanese] 1190 01:00:10,100 --> 01:00:12,800 Uh, my sentiments exactly, Mr. Toyama. 1191 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,200 Dog not belong here. 1192 01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:16,800 That's right. You hear that, Chloe? 1193 01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:17,900 Now, go on. Beat it. 1194 01:00:17,900 --> 01:00:19,500 [Speaking Japanese] 1195 01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,000 Hi, Mark. 1196 01:00:21,100 --> 01:00:22,900 Well, hello, Doc. How are you? 1197 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,300 Hey, it looks like your wife has her wish... 1198 01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:26,700 a real champion. 1199 01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,200 Uh-huh. A real pain sometimes, I'll tell you that. 1200 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,500 - Go on, Chloe. Beat it. Go on. - [Barks] 1201 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,200 Well, of course, I can see where your sympathies lie. 1202 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:35,300 How is Brutus? 1203 01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:37,500 He's getting along just great. Would you like to see him? 1204 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:38,900 I sure would. 1205 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,600 Brutus deserves something out of this party. 1206 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,100 - Come on. - All right. 1207 01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:46,400 [Laughter, indistinct conversations] 1208 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:50,100 [Gate opens, closes] 1209 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:56,400 [Laughs] Yes, sir, Mark, he is beautiful. 1210 01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:58,900 Of course, I could see that when he was a pup. 1211 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,100 The best Dane I ever bred, I think. 1212 01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:02,100 Yeah. 1213 01:01:02,100 --> 01:01:05,300 And is your wife getting used to having him around now? 1214 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,200 Doc, let's say she's adjusted to it. 1215 01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:08,700 The dachshunds are her pets... 1216 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,900 especially that little ol'Chloe. 1217 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,100 She's really got the bug. 1218 01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:13,900 She's not gonna be happy till she wins a blue ribbon. 1219 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000 Well, what about you? 1220 01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:19,000 Did you ever think of trying for one yourself? 1221 01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:22,100 A... you mean with Brutus? 1222 01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:23,400 He's a fine dog. 1223 01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:25,000 Oh, Doc, that's what he's gonna stay, too... 1224 01:01:25,100 --> 01:01:26,800 [Chuckling] just plain doggy. 1225 01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:28,100 I don't want any spoiled 1226 01:01:28,100 --> 01:01:30,000 and pampered show horse on my hands. 1227 01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:31,300 Chloe? 1228 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:32,900 Chloe? 1229 01:01:32,900 --> 01:01:35,000 Mark, what are you doing here? 1230 01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:36,600 Oh, just showing Brutus to Dr. Pruitt. 1231 01:01:36,700 --> 01:01:38,100 Is Chloe still wandering around? 1232 01:01:38,100 --> 01:01:40,800 I thought you were gonna put the little wiener back in the house. 1233 01:01:40,900 --> 01:01:41,800 Oh, she's not doing any harm. 1234 01:01:41,900 --> 01:01:43,600 You know, she probably found someplace to hide 1235 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:44,800 where she could watch the fun. 1236 01:01:44,900 --> 01:01:47,200 You know, we should be getting back to the guests, huh? 1237 01:01:47,300 --> 01:01:48,600 Okay. Let's go, Doc. 1238 01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:49,600 See you later, boy. 1239 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,500 MARK: So long, Brutus. 1240 01:01:56,700 --> 01:01:58,700 - [Gate closes] - [Growls softly] 1241 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,700 [Barking] 1242 01:02:00,700 --> 01:02:01,900 [Growls] 1243 01:02:01,900 --> 01:02:04,900 [Barking] 1244 01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:10,700 [Dogs barking] 1245 01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:18,600 - Excuse me. - Mark? 1246 01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:19,900 - What? - Where are you going? 1247 01:02:19,900 --> 01:02:21,700 Oh, I'm just wondering what was bothering Brutus. 1248 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,100 There's nothing wrong with Brutus. 1249 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:24,400 Now, he's perfectly all right, 1250 01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,500 and will you please pay attention to our guests? 1251 01:02:33,900 --> 01:02:35,700 [Barking] 1252 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,400 [Squeaking] 1253 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:56,500 [Up-tempo accordion music plays] 1254 01:02:58,300 --> 01:03:00,100 [Barking softly] 1255 01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:04,500 Mr. Chadwick, I don't believe you've met my husband. 1256 01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,800 - Hello. - Oh, Chloe's father. 1257 01:03:06,900 --> 01:03:09,400 How do you do, Mr. Garrison? 1258 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,300 MAVIS: Eat something, Harry. 1259 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:18,800 "Eat something, Harry." 1260 01:03:18,900 --> 01:03:21,500 Nobody ever says, "Drink something, Harry." 1261 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,900 [Sighs] 1262 01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:44,800 Ah, you cute, little rascal. 1263 01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:46,400 Mavis! 1264 01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:49,500 Mavis, come here. I want to show you something. 1265 01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:52,500 Come on, I want to show you the cutest thing. 1266 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:55,500 There's a tiny, little dog in there eating a bone. 1267 01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:56,500 Harry. 1268 01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:57,900 No, honest. You can see for yourself. 1269 01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,600 Just look in the pagoda. 1270 01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:03,800 - [Barks] - Aaaah! 1271 01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:04,900 - Aaaah! - What's that? 1272 01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:08,500 [Indistinct shouting] 1273 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,100 Rion! 1274 01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:17,500 Rion! 1275 01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:19,100 Rion! 1276 01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:20,200 Rion?! 1277 01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:22,400 - Lion? - Oh, it can't be. He's tied up. 1278 01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:24,100 Rion! 1279 01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:25,800 Rion! Rion! 1280 01:04:25,900 --> 01:04:27,000 Where is he? Where is he? 1281 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,700 [Speaking Japanese] 1282 01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:31,000 Aaah! 1283 01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:32,100 [Barking] 1284 01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:35,000 - Aaah! - Brutus! 1285 01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:36,700 [Speaking Japanese] 1286 01:04:38,700 --> 01:04:39,600 - [Barks] - Aaah! 1287 01:04:39,700 --> 01:04:41,700 Brutus! Come here! 1288 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:43,000 Brutus! 1289 01:04:43,100 --> 01:04:44,900 - Oh! - Aaaah! 1290 01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,200 Oh, Mark! Oh! 1291 01:04:55,300 --> 01:04:57,200 [Brutus continues barking] 1292 01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:59,600 Oh, don't stand there! Do something! 1293 01:04:59,700 --> 01:05:00,900 Stop him! 1294 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,600 Brutus! Come here, Brutus! 1295 01:05:02,700 --> 01:05:03,800 Come here! 1296 01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:05,900 Brutus! 1297 01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:11,600 Brutus! 1298 01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:15,300 Excuse... me. 1299 01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:18,300 [Continues barking] 1300 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,100 Aaah! Aaah! 1301 01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,300 [Grunts] 1302 01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:23,600 Aaah! 1303 01:05:23,700 --> 01:05:25,900 - Aaah! Aaah! - Aaah! 1304 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,700 Oh, Mark! 1305 01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:29,300 [Kenji shouting in Japanese] 1306 01:05:32,300 --> 01:05:33,900 [Shouting continues] 1307 01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:41,400 Aaaah! 1308 01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:44,800 Aaah! 1309 01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:47,700 Whoa, boy! Whoa, boy! 1310 01:05:47,700 --> 01:05:49,400 Whoa! 1311 01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:51,600 - Brutus, stop! - Oh, stop him! 1312 01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:53,900 Aaaah! 1313 01:05:56,100 --> 01:05:57,700 Brutus! 1314 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:04,500 [Barking continues] 1315 01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:07,800 What a dog. 1316 01:06:07,900 --> 01:06:10,600 [Indistinct shouting] 1317 01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:11,900 What's the matter with you, Garrison? 1318 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,300 Can't you control your dog? 1319 01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:14,900 Well... Brutus! 1320 01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:16,500 - Hold it! - Aaah! 1321 01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:18,700 Come on, stop! 1322 01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:20,400 Brutus, come here! 1323 01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:25,700 - Mark! - I'm trying! 1324 01:06:27,100 --> 01:06:29,900 Brutus?! Here, boy! Here, boy! 1325 01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:33,100 Mr. Chadwick! 1326 01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:36,000 Mr. Chadwick, just grab my hand! 1327 01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:38,700 Mrs. Ga... 1328 01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:40,100 Ugh! Aaah! 1329 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,400 [Women screaming] 1330 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,300 [Plays off-key] 1331 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:07,900 Fran! 1332 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,700 - Fran, you okay, honey? - [Coughing] 1333 01:07:10,700 --> 01:07:11,900 Oh... Mark! 1334 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,900 Now, here we go. 1335 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,900 Ugh! Mark! 1336 01:07:15,900 --> 01:07:18,000 Fran, I... I really am sorry about this. 1337 01:07:18,100 --> 01:07:19,500 I... 1338 01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:21,500 - Mark! - I really am, honey. 1339 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:22,800 - Mark! - Fran? 1340 01:07:22,900 --> 01:07:24,100 - Mark! - Fran! 1341 01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:32,400 [Whimpers] 1342 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,800 I wish you hadn't done that, Brutus. 1343 01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:45,700 [Growls softly] 1344 01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:51,600 [Telephone ringing] 1345 01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:58,500 Oh, Brutus... 1346 01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:00,900 Knock it off, will you?! 1347 01:08:00,900 --> 01:08:02,200 Stay! 1348 01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:04,500 Now, knock it off, Brutus. 1349 01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:09,500 That goes for all of you. 1350 01:08:12,300 --> 01:08:14,000 [Barking] 1351 01:08:15,900 --> 01:08:17,400 [Continues barking] 1352 01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:38,200 Who was that? 1353 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,400 Where? 1354 01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:42,300 On the telephone. 1355 01:08:42,300 --> 01:08:43,700 Toyama. 1356 01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:46,700 Oh. 1357 01:08:47,900 --> 01:08:50,300 When is he coming to clean up? 1358 01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:51,700 He isn't. 1359 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:55,600 - Oh. - Neither is Kenji. 1360 01:08:55,700 --> 01:08:58,600 In fact, the entire Japanese-American community 1361 01:08:58,700 --> 01:09:01,800 has declared our house a disaster area. 1362 01:09:01,900 --> 01:09:04,100 [Chuckles] 1363 01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:06,700 Well, when is he coming for his junk? 1364 01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:09,100 It is now our junk. 1365 01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:11,600 What? 1366 01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:15,400 $325 worth of Japanese lanterns, 1367 01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:17,800 broken hibachis, and papier-mâché pagodas. 1368 01:09:17,900 --> 01:09:20,400 That, in addition to what we'll undoubtedly have to pay 1369 01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:22,600 for ruined clothes, medication, 1370 01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:25,300 and the shattered nerves of all our ex-friends and neighbors. 1371 01:09:25,300 --> 01:09:26,300 Yeah, okay. 1372 01:09:26,300 --> 01:09:28,100 The telephone has not stopped ringing. 1373 01:09:28,100 --> 01:09:30,200 Mel Chadwick is on the verge of pneumonia, 1374 01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:32,100 Jane Felton had a nervous breakdown, 1375 01:09:32,100 --> 01:09:34,100 and the drugstore has run out of vaporizers. 1376 01:09:34,100 --> 01:09:36,600 Yeah, okay. All right. 1377 01:09:36,700 --> 01:09:38,400 - Mark. - [Dogs whimpering] 1378 01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:40,000 Mark, I think you should know 1379 01:09:40,100 --> 01:09:42,600 that I called Dr. Pruitt this morning. 1380 01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:45,000 To tell him what? 1381 01:09:45,100 --> 01:09:48,800 To tell him that you will be returning Brutus this afternoon. 1382 01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:51,000 Returning Brutus?! 1383 01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:53,700 My mind is made up. That dog turned vicious. 1384 01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:56,300 - He goes or else. - Or else what? 1385 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,900 Listen here, he was absolutely blameless 1386 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,300 for what happened last night, Fran! 1387 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,000 Oh-ho-ho, blameless?! 1388 01:10:02,100 --> 01:10:04,700 Brutus is a kind, lovable, intelligent animal! 1389 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:07,300 - [Barking] - Ah, shut up, you idiot. 1390 01:10:07,300 --> 01:10:08,900 [Whimpering] 1391 01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:10,200 Now, listen, Fran, 1392 01:10:10,300 --> 01:10:13,100 let's sit down and calmly and coolly discuss this thing! 1393 01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:14,300 [Barking] 1394 01:10:19,100 --> 01:10:20,500 [Growls softly, barking] 1395 01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:22,700 [Vehicle approaching] 1396 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,300 [Whirring] 1397 01:10:39,700 --> 01:10:43,100 Ah, good morning, Brutus. Up kind of early, ain't you? 1398 01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:47,000 Oh, now, did you make this mess? 1399 01:10:47,900 --> 01:10:50,700 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 1400 01:10:54,900 --> 01:10:57,000 [Grunts] 1401 01:10:57,100 --> 01:10:59,600 [Panting] 1402 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:05,800 You shouldn't eat this stuff. It ain't good for you. 1403 01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:09,200 Looks like it was quite a party. 1404 01:11:09,300 --> 01:11:10,600 [Grunting] 1405 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,800 [Barking] 1406 01:11:21,700 --> 01:11:22,800 Hey, what did you do... 1407 01:11:22,900 --> 01:11:24,800 lose a bone in there or something? 1408 01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:27,600 Come on, get down. There's nothing for you in there. 1409 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:28,700 Attaboy. 1410 01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:29,800 [Whimpering] 1411 01:11:29,900 --> 01:11:31,800 [Grunts, chuckles] 1412 01:11:31,900 --> 01:11:33,000 [Barking] 1413 01:11:34,900 --> 01:11:36,700 [Whirring] 1414 01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:42,900 [Barking] 1415 01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:56,400 Sorry, pal. 1416 01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:58,300 Whatever it is you wanted is gone now. 1417 01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:00,400 [Growling] 1418 01:12:00,500 --> 01:12:01,800 [Barking] 1419 01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:05,200 Come on! This is no time for games. 1420 01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:10,500 Hey, what's... what's the matter with you? 1421 01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:12,500 It's me... Eddie. 1422 01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:16,100 Say... 1423 01:12:16,100 --> 01:12:18,100 What's the matter... you sick or something? 1424 01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:20,300 Knock it off. 1425 01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:22,000 Mr. Garrison! 1426 01:12:22,100 --> 01:12:24,300 Take it easy, now, will you? Mr. Garrison! 1427 01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:26,300 - Eddie, what's wrong? - Call off your dog. 1428 01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:28,200 - He's gone crazy or something! - Brutus, get back. 1429 01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:29,600 - Mark! - Please, ma'am, do something! 1430 01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:31,200 - Mark! - All I did was empty the trash. 1431 01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:32,900 - What's the matter? - Brutus attacked Eddie. 1432 01:12:32,900 --> 01:12:34,300 Attacked Eddie? Come here, Brutus! 1433 01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:35,900 - He went loony! - Do something! 1434 01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:37,600 Brutus, what's the matter with you, huh? 1435 01:12:37,700 --> 01:12:39,300 - What's the matter? - What is it, Mark? 1436 01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:41,000 Look, Mr. Garrison, you're nice people, 1437 01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:42,500 but I don't have to take this. 1438 01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:44,000 - That's enough. - I'm very sorry, Eddie. 1439 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:45,800 I'm sure there must be some reason for it. 1440 01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:46,800 [Eddie grunts] 1441 01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:47,800 [Chloe whimpers] 1442 01:12:47,900 --> 01:12:48,800 Brutus, come here. 1443 01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:51,100 - Mark, do you hear something? - What's the matter, boy? 1444 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:53,800 Where's Chloe? Eddie, did you see Chloe? 1445 01:12:53,900 --> 01:12:54,900 No, ma'am, I didn't. 1446 01:12:54,900 --> 01:12:56,500 - FRAN: Chloe? Chloe? - [Chloe whimpers] 1447 01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:57,800 Hey, you don't suppose... 1448 01:12:57,900 --> 01:12:59,500 Hey, hold Brutus, Eddie. Hold him. 1449 01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:01,100 Mark, be careful. 1450 01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:05,100 - Mark! - Aaah! 1451 01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:06,300 - Mark! - [Muffled shouting] 1452 01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:07,600 Mark, be careful! 1453 01:13:07,700 --> 01:13:09,000 - Aaah! - [Thud] 1454 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,400 Mark! 1455 01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:13,600 Is she in there, Mark? 1456 01:13:13,700 --> 01:13:15,400 I don't know. 1457 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:21,500 - Oh, poor Chloe. - EDDIE: [Laughs] Look at her. 1458 01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:22,600 She's okay. 1459 01:13:22,700 --> 01:13:23,700 [Laughs] 1460 01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:28,700 She's all right, Fran. 1461 01:13:28,700 --> 01:13:30,300 Oh, look at her! 1462 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:33,000 Oh, my poor baby! 1463 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,700 Hey, you know something... 1464 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:37,200 I'll bet you that's why Brutus wouldn't let me in the truck. 1465 01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:39,000 He knew that little pooch was in there. 1466 01:13:39,100 --> 01:13:41,100 It kind of looks that way, doesn't it? 1467 01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:42,400 Poor Brutus. 1468 01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:45,000 I bet your silly father forgot to give you breakfast. 1469 01:13:45,100 --> 01:13:47,200 Come on, I'll give you a couple of eggs. 1470 01:14:01,700 --> 01:14:03,000 Oh, boy. 1471 01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:06,300 Oh, excuse me. 1472 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:07,900 Okay, take five. 1473 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,100 Ahh. 1474 01:14:10,900 --> 01:14:13,900 Come on, girls. Come on. [Smooches] 1475 01:14:13,900 --> 01:14:15,800 Come on. Come on. 1476 01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:19,400 Ooh, ooh, there's my beautiful Chloe, yes. 1477 01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:20,700 Yes, what's the matter... 1478 01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:22,400 you want your picture painted, too, huh? 1479 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:24,500 Is that what it is? 1480 01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:27,700 Oh, will you get off, you big... 1481 01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:30,100 Fran, he just wants his share. 1482 01:14:30,100 --> 01:14:32,200 Come here, Brutus. Come, boy. 1483 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:34,000 Come here. Ah, whoa! 1484 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:37,200 Mark, he has got to learn that he is not a lapdog. 1485 01:14:37,300 --> 01:14:39,000 Now, we're not gonna have any peace in this house 1486 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:41,700 till he realizes he is not a dachshund. 1487 01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:44,000 Well, I don't think that he thinks that... that... 1488 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:49,100 You know, Fran, you could be right. 1489 01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:50,500 [Panting] 1490 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,000 Go on, girls. Go on. 1491 01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:56,300 Go on. Go on. 1492 01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:58,800 Scatter. Scatter. 1493 01:14:58,900 --> 01:15:00,200 What have you got there? 1494 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:01,400 It's the dog book. 1495 01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:03,700 I'm gonna show Brutus who he is. 1496 01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:05,000 Oh, Mark! 1497 01:15:05,100 --> 01:15:07,100 Well, it's our fault. We never told him. 1498 01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:09,000 You pay attention to this, Brutus. 1499 01:15:09,100 --> 01:15:10,400 This is important. 1500 01:15:11,300 --> 01:15:14,000 Brutus, now, you look here. 1501 01:15:14,100 --> 01:15:16,500 Look... this is a dachshund. 1502 01:15:18,100 --> 01:15:19,900 See that? 1503 01:15:19,900 --> 01:15:22,200 They're dachshunds. 1504 01:15:22,300 --> 01:15:25,300 You're not a dachshund, and you never will be. 1505 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:27,000 No, no, no. 1506 01:15:27,100 --> 01:15:28,100 Dachshund... pooey. 1507 01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:30,600 Oh, really? Now, let's not get so carried away. 1508 01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:32,100 Play along with this a minute, will you? 1509 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:35,300 Now, stick with me, Brutus. Stay with me, boy, huh? 1510 01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:36,500 Now... 1511 01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:39,000 Ahh... 1512 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,100 Now, here's what you are, Brutus... 1513 01:15:41,100 --> 01:15:43,800 - [Whimpers] ...a Great Dane. 1514 01:15:43,900 --> 01:15:46,100 A Great Dane. 1515 01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:48,800 Dachshunds... no. 1516 01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,400 Danes... yes. 1517 01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:54,500 You are a Great Dane. 1518 01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:00,400 Look at that. 1519 01:16:01,500 --> 01:16:02,600 You see that? 1520 01:16:02,700 --> 01:16:04,800 That's all there was to it. He just had to be shown. 1521 01:16:06,100 --> 01:16:07,800 How about that? 1522 01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:10,800 You know, he took one look at that picture, one look, 1523 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,100 and I could tell that he... 1524 01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:13,200 Uh, Mark... 1525 01:16:19,100 --> 01:16:20,000 [Whimpers] 1526 01:16:20,100 --> 01:16:21,600 MARK: . . That he still thinks he's a dachshund. 1527 01:16:21,700 --> 01:16:23,900 [Laughs] Aw. 1528 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:27,600 "Dachshund... phooey. Great Dane... yes." 1529 01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:29,700 [Laughs] Poor Mark. 1530 01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:30,900 Aw. 1531 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,700 [Barking] 1532 01:16:35,500 --> 01:16:36,500 Heel, boy. 1533 01:16:36,500 --> 01:16:38,500 Brutus, heel! 1534 01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:41,000 Look, fella, when I tell you to heel, you heel. 1535 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,200 Heel. 1536 01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:47,300 [Laughs] Well, who's leading who? 1537 01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:49,300 Hi, Doc. 1538 01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:51,800 - Hi, Brutus. - Heel, Brutus. Heel. 1539 01:16:51,900 --> 01:16:54,400 Hey, what's the diagnosis on Chloe? 1540 01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:55,700 Chloe has a rash. 1541 01:16:55,700 --> 01:16:57,600 A rash. Well, well, well. 1542 01:16:57,700 --> 01:16:59,600 Your wife was sure it was scarlet fever, 1543 01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:01,200 but it's just a minor skin irritation. 1544 01:17:01,300 --> 01:17:02,300 No problem. 1545 01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:04,600 Yeah, that dog show's got her tied up in knots. 1546 01:17:04,700 --> 01:17:07,100 I hope she's gonna make it through the next six days. 1547 01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:08,400 Hope I do. 1548 01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:11,800 All right, Brutus... stay. 1549 01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:15,300 How about that, huh? Want a drink, Doc? 1550 01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:16,800 Uh, no, thank you. No, thank you. 1551 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:19,500 Brutus, let me have a look at you. 1552 01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:22,600 I tell you... you're absolutely marvelous. 1553 01:17:22,700 --> 01:17:24,700 You've kept him in fine shape, Mark. 1554 01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:28,000 Trying to teach him obedience is keeping me in shape. 1555 01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:30,800 Fine lines, nice, square head... 1556 01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:33,200 He's grown up just the way I figured. 1557 01:17:33,300 --> 01:17:34,700 Make a fine show dog. 1558 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:36,000 Oh, come on, Doc. 1559 01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:37,300 No, no, I mean it. 1560 01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:39,400 I'd like to work with him if you let me. 1561 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:40,400 No, no, no. 1562 01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:42,200 Teach him ring manners, stance, huh? 1563 01:17:42,300 --> 01:17:45,300 No, one in the family's enough. In fact, it's too much. 1564 01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:49,100 All I want him to do is learn how to walk around on this leash 1565 01:17:49,100 --> 01:17:50,700 without jerking my arm out of the socket. 1566 01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:52,200 Hey, stick around a minute, will you? 1567 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:54,000 I want you to see if I'm doing anything wrong. 1568 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,200 Okay. 1569 01:17:55,300 --> 01:17:57,500 All right, Brutus... heel. 1570 01:17:59,900 --> 01:18:01,300 How about that, huh? 1571 01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:02,500 [Laughing] 1572 01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:05,200 FRAN: Doc! Uh, Doc Pruitt! 1573 01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:09,100 Oh, Doc Pruitt, do you think I could take Chloe for a walk? 1574 01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:10,200 Why, of course. 1575 01:18:10,300 --> 01:18:11,600 Well, you know, that irritation... 1576 01:18:11,700 --> 01:18:13,200 I was wondering... it could be an allergy. 1577 01:18:13,300 --> 01:18:14,600 Maybe it's something around here. 1578 01:18:14,700 --> 01:18:17,400 I assure you, Mrs. Garrison, it's nothing serious. 1579 01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:19,000 Heel now. Heel. 1580 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,300 Whoa, whoa, whoa, sit down. 1581 01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:22,600 Now, come on, Brutus, sit. 1582 01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:25,400 Mark... what in the world are you doing? 1583 01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:27,300 Well, I'm training him. [Chuckles] 1584 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:29,000 Sit down. Sit down. 1585 01:18:29,100 --> 01:18:31,100 [Laughing] Oh, really? 1586 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:33,700 What do you mean, "Oh, really?" 1587 01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:37,400 Well, it's just that Brutus is... 1588 01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:39,400 well, really, uh... 1589 01:18:40,300 --> 01:18:42,900 Fran, you know, when you say "really" in that tone of voice, 1590 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:45,100 you usually really mean something by it. 1591 01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:48,300 Oh, Mark, don't be so sensitive. 1592 01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:50,400 It's just that Brutus is a sweet, clumsy ox, 1593 01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:52,400 and I don't think you should expect too much from him, 1594 01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:53,600 that's all. 1595 01:18:53,700 --> 01:18:55,500 Come on, Chloe. 1596 01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:57,200 Heel. 1597 01:19:12,100 --> 01:19:14,600 I'll be seeing you. 1598 01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:16,200 Doc... 1599 01:19:19,300 --> 01:19:22,800 You got a deal. Get him ready for that show. 1600 01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:24,300 Oh, hold on, Mark. 1601 01:19:24,300 --> 01:19:26,400 Now, that show is only six days away. 1602 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:28,300 Now, wait a minute... it was your idea, you know. 1603 01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:29,800 You said he was good enough. 1604 01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:31,300 Yeah, I know, but, uh... 1605 01:19:31,300 --> 01:19:33,400 What about that blue ribbon you've been talking about? 1606 01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:35,400 No, no, no. It's impossible, impossible. 1607 01:19:35,500 --> 01:19:36,800 Then you'll do it? 1608 01:19:36,900 --> 01:19:38,100 Of course I will. 1609 01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:39,100 All right. 1610 01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:42,900 Now, one thing, Doc... don't tell my wife, hmm? 1611 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:45,800 Mark, under these conditions, I wouldn't tell anybody. 1612 01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:48,700 I wouldn't even tell my mother. 1613 01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:50,800 Have a good night's sleep, Brutus. 1614 01:19:54,900 --> 01:19:57,100 Brutus, all right, Brutus, you understand? 1615 01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:59,000 Wait. Wait a minute. All right, now... 1616 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:01,000 Now, remember, you hold the leash in one hand. 1617 01:20:01,100 --> 01:20:02,000 Yeah. 1618 01:20:02,100 --> 01:20:05,300 The important thing is that you are in control of the dog. 1619 01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:06,300 Right. 1620 01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:08,100 Now, let's try it now. Nice and easy, huh? 1621 01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:10,200 Okay. Brutus, heel. 1622 01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:19,100 Hold him. Hold him. 1623 01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:20,800 Hold him. Hold him now. 1624 01:20:20,900 --> 01:20:22,500 Nice and easy, huh? 1625 01:20:22,500 --> 01:20:23,600 Mark, if you... 1626 01:20:23,700 --> 01:20:26,600 Keep control of the dog at all times. 1627 01:20:26,700 --> 01:20:27,800 You can do it. 1628 01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:30,600 [No audio] 1629 01:20:57,300 --> 01:20:58,700 Stay. 1630 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,800 Well, what do you think, Doc? 1631 01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:12,300 [Sighs] I don't know. I don't know. 1632 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,100 He's not consistent. 1633 01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:17,700 There should be a proud look to him, a Dane look. 1634 01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:22,100 Sometimes he's fine, and then he seems to lose his character. 1635 01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:23,700 Well, that's the old dachsie influence. 1636 01:21:23,700 --> 01:21:25,100 He still thinks he's one of them. 1637 01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:26,300 Oh? 1638 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:28,800 And so all we've got to do now is to figure out a way 1639 01:21:28,900 --> 01:21:30,500 to persuade him that he's a Great Dane. 1640 01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:32,000 That's right, Doc. That's right. 1641 01:21:32,100 --> 01:21:33,500 By tomorrow. 1642 01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:36,000 [Indistinct conversations] 1643 01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:37,900 [Dogs barking] 1644 01:21:59,900 --> 01:22:01,400 [Barking] 1645 01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:02,900 Keep him still, will you, Mark? 1646 01:22:02,900 --> 01:22:04,100 Yeah, okay, Doc. 1647 01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:06,100 Hey, are you sure Fran's not gonna come in here? 1648 01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:07,100 No. 1649 01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:08,600 The dachsies are benched clear over 1650 01:22:08,700 --> 01:22:10,000 the other side of the building. 1651 01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:11,400 Yes, okay. 1652 01:22:13,700 --> 01:22:15,500 [Whimpers] 1653 01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:30,400 [Barking] 1654 01:22:34,700 --> 01:22:36,300 Come on, boy. Come on. 1655 01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:38,700 Hold still, will you? Doggone it. 1656 01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:40,500 Now, just relax, boy. 1657 01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:42,300 They're dogs, just like you are. 1658 01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:44,800 Well, now, let's see. Let's see. 1659 01:22:44,900 --> 01:22:48,300 Now, you're as ready as you ever will be, Brutus. 1660 01:22:50,900 --> 01:22:52,900 - Doc, down. Quick. - Huh? What? 1661 01:22:52,900 --> 01:22:54,500 - Down! - What? What's the matter? 1662 01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:55,600 It's Fran. 1663 01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:57,500 Well, what's she doing over here? 1664 01:22:57,600 --> 01:22:59,900 - I don't know, but... - She belongs with the hounds. 1665 01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:03,000 FRAN: Oh, thank you. 1666 01:23:03,100 --> 01:23:04,000 [Barks] 1667 01:23:04,100 --> 01:23:06,200 [Whimpers] 1668 01:23:14,700 --> 01:23:16,100 Boy, that was close. 1669 01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:18,800 [Chuckles] Well, you won't be able to duck her for long. 1670 01:23:18,900 --> 01:23:20,500 Just long enough to win that blue ribbon, Doc... 1671 01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:21,600 that's all I want. 1672 01:23:21,700 --> 01:23:23,800 MAN ON P.A: Great Danes to the ring, please. 1673 01:23:23,900 --> 01:23:25,300 Great Danes to the ring. 1674 01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:27,400 Well, here's your chance. 1675 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:29,800 - Yeah, thanks, Doc. - Good luck. 1676 01:23:29,900 --> 01:23:31,500 Thank you. Head up, boy. 1677 01:23:38,600 --> 01:23:40,300 Oh, here they come. 1678 01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:43,600 Any last words of advice, Doc? 1679 01:23:43,700 --> 01:23:46,300 Nope. You're on your own. Good luck. 1680 01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:47,900 [Mumbles] 1681 01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:51,900 Hi. 1682 01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:05,600 [Whimpers] 1683 01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:13,600 Mark. 1684 01:24:18,700 --> 01:24:20,000 Walk your dogs, please. 1685 01:24:20,100 --> 01:24:21,500 Heel. 1686 01:24:22,700 --> 01:24:24,100 Oh, excuse me. 1687 01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:25,600 Nice dog. 1688 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:46,100 Oh. 1689 01:24:49,900 --> 01:24:53,200 Look, sweetie-kins, those are Great Danes. 1690 01:24:53,300 --> 01:24:54,300 Oh. 1691 01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:01,500 Up! Up! Up! Up! 1692 01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:03,100 Up! Up! Up! 1693 01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:06,000 Oh. 1694 01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:09,500 [Laughter] 1695 01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:16,500 Up, Brutus, up. Stand up. 1696 01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:19,500 Come on, fella, stand up. 1697 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:30,400 Just a minute! 1698 01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:33,600 Hold everything! 1699 01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:37,300 That dog sick or just tired? 1700 01:25:37,300 --> 01:25:39,000 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 1701 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,000 It's, uh... it's stage fright. 1702 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,000 - Stage fright? - Yeah, yeah. 1703 01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:44,400 Yeah. 1704 01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:50,000 - Hey, what happened to him? - I don't know. 1705 01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:52,800 Must've got the idea he was a dachsie again. 1706 01:25:52,900 --> 01:25:55,300 JUDGE: Stack your dogs, please. 1707 01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:02,400 Head up, boy. Head up. 1708 01:26:02,500 --> 01:26:04,400 Mark. Mark. 1709 01:26:06,500 --> 01:26:08,300 [Laughter] 1710 01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:22,800 There's no sense hanging around. I might as well go home now. 1711 01:26:22,900 --> 01:26:24,700 No, no. You've got to stick it out. 1712 01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:29,200 Hey, look at him. 1713 01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:30,800 Doc? 1714 01:26:30,900 --> 01:26:32,600 DR. PRUITT: Well... 1715 01:26:32,700 --> 01:26:35,500 Now, that's what I call a Great Dane. 1716 01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:46,200 Make a deal with you. 1717 01:26:48,100 --> 01:26:49,200 What's that? 1718 01:26:49,300 --> 01:26:52,000 Won't have you thrown out if you tell me how you managed it. 1719 01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:54,500 - Managed what? - Switching dogs. 1720 01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:55,800 Swit... well, I didn't! 1721 01:26:55,900 --> 01:26:58,300 Expect me to believe that's the same dog? 1722 01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:01,000 Well, it's... little hard for me to believe myself. 1723 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,700 - [Chuckles] - [Groans] 1724 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:10,200 Now, don't worry, Mark. You're doing fine. 1725 01:27:10,300 --> 01:27:12,300 Hey, Doc, this is making me a nervous wreck. 1726 01:27:12,300 --> 01:27:13,900 What got into Brutus, anyway? 1727 01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:16,500 Well, he just got a look at that other Dane over there... 1728 01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:18,000 that female. 1729 01:27:18,100 --> 01:27:20,400 She's waiting to be judged for best of breed. 1730 01:27:20,500 --> 01:27:22,700 You mean just because he saw her, he... 1731 01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:24,900 Dogs are just like people. 1732 01:27:24,900 --> 01:27:28,000 Takes a female to make a fella want to show off. 1733 01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:29,300 Yeah. 1734 01:27:29,300 --> 01:27:31,300 Well, he's sure showing off now, isn't he, Doc? 1735 01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:33,300 JUDGE: All right, that's it. 1736 01:27:41,900 --> 01:27:43,700 You... 1737 01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:46,000 ...and you. 1738 01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:47,000 What? 1739 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:49,000 Walk your dogs again, both of you. 1740 01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:50,700 Oh. Yes, sir. 1741 01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:54,100 Heel, Brutus. 1742 01:28:12,300 --> 01:28:14,000 Run your dog! 1743 01:28:20,300 --> 01:28:21,700 Well, of all the... 1744 01:28:21,700 --> 01:28:22,700 Really, uh... 1745 01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:24,500 I'm so sorry. It slipped. 1746 01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:32,200 That's enough. 1747 01:28:33,900 --> 01:28:36,100 [Applause] 1748 01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:38,500 - That's enough! - Yes, sir. 1749 01:28:56,300 --> 01:28:58,700 You sure had me fooled the first time around. 1750 01:29:04,300 --> 01:29:05,700 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 1751 01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:07,200 Fine dog. 1752 01:29:07,300 --> 01:29:09,400 - Just wait over there. - Okay. 1753 01:29:13,100 --> 01:29:15,700 Thank you very much. Thank you. 1754 01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:17,600 Good girl. Good girl. 1755 01:29:17,700 --> 01:29:19,000 Whoa, that's my boy! 1756 01:29:19,100 --> 01:29:21,400 I knew it. It was yours all the way. 1757 01:29:21,500 --> 01:29:23,300 Thank you, Doc. He's such a good dog. 1758 01:29:23,300 --> 01:29:25,400 - I'm proud of you, yes. - How about that? 1759 01:29:25,500 --> 01:29:26,900 Listen, take over for me, will you? 1760 01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:28,300 Here, hang on to Brutus for me. 1761 01:29:28,300 --> 01:29:29,800 Huh? Why? Where are you going? 1762 01:29:29,800 --> 01:29:32,100 I'm gonna find Fran and wave this under her cute little nose, 1763 01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:34,400 - That's where I'm going. - No, no, you can't leave now. 1764 01:29:34,500 --> 01:29:35,600 Why not? I won, didn't I? 1765 01:29:35,700 --> 01:29:37,300 Only for male Danes, yeah. 1766 01:29:37,400 --> 01:29:39,300 Now he's got to be judged against this female 1767 01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:41,400 for the best of breed, then there's working class... 1768 01:29:41,500 --> 01:29:43,800 I've got what I want. Here, take over for me. 1769 01:29:43,900 --> 01:29:46,300 Uh, Mark! I c... 1770 01:29:46,300 --> 01:29:48,200 You, uh... hold that, will you, please? 1771 01:29:48,300 --> 01:29:49,400 Thanks very much. 1772 01:29:49,500 --> 01:29:51,100 [Indistinct conversations] 1773 01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:54,500 Hey, Fran. 1774 01:29:54,600 --> 01:29:56,300 Mark, you did come. 1775 01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:58,600 - You bet your life I... - Ooh. [Chuckles] 1776 01:29:58,700 --> 01:30:00,100 I wouldn't miss this for anything. 1777 01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:01,700 Oh, don't rub it in. 1778 01:30:01,700 --> 01:30:02,700 What? 1779 01:30:02,700 --> 01:30:06,700 Well, you saw... second place, after all I went through. 1780 01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:10,600 After all I put you through. 1781 01:30:12,700 --> 01:30:15,900 Hey, I really am sorry, Fran. I really am. 1782 01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:19,100 No, Mark, I am... about everything. 1783 01:30:20,100 --> 01:30:21,500 Why don't we go home? 1784 01:30:21,500 --> 01:30:24,000 I don't like public confessions, huh? 1785 01:30:25,700 --> 01:30:27,300 Yeah. 1786 01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:29,100 Let's go home. 1787 01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:30,500 What's that? 1788 01:30:30,600 --> 01:30:31,900 What's what? 1789 01:30:31,900 --> 01:30:33,900 Mark, are you hiding something? 1790 01:30:37,600 --> 01:30:40,500 Well, it's a, uh... I picked it up in there. 1791 01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:43,200 Mark, that's a blue ribbon. They're very valuable. 1792 01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:45,200 You can't just go around picking up blue ribbons. 1793 01:30:45,200 --> 01:30:47,300 - Now, you put it back. - Fran... 1794 01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:48,600 MAN ON P. A: Working class... 1795 01:30:48,700 --> 01:30:51,500 best of winners to the ring, please. 1796 01:30:51,500 --> 01:30:52,700 Best of winners. 1797 01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:56,100 Hey, you don't suppose that... 1798 01:30:56,200 --> 01:30:57,300 Come on. 1799 01:30:57,400 --> 01:30:58,700 - Mark! - No, come on. 1800 01:31:00,400 --> 01:31:03,700 Mark? Mark? Why are you carrying... Mark? 1801 01:31:08,800 --> 01:31:10,500 Brutus? 1802 01:31:10,500 --> 01:31:11,600 Surprised? 1803 01:31:11,700 --> 01:31:13,200 Oh-ho-ho. 1804 01:31:19,400 --> 01:31:21,800 Best of breed. 1805 01:31:21,900 --> 01:31:23,100 Onward and upward, Doc. 1806 01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:25,000 Mark, you never told me! 1807 01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:26,600 I'm sorry, honey, it was childish of me, 1808 01:31:26,700 --> 01:31:29,000 When you didn't win, I didn't have the heart to tell you. 1809 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:32,400 Oh, you sweet, wonderful boob, I love you. 1810 01:31:32,500 --> 01:31:33,200 [Barks] 1811 01:31:33,300 --> 01:31:35,200 Will you be quiet and watch your brother? 1812 01:31:43,300 --> 01:31:44,800 Ta-da! 1813 01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:47,200 [Laughs] You know, Mark... 1814 01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:50,000 it's too bad Brutus didn't do better in the working group. 1815 01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:51,700 Look, third place was just fine. 1816 01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:54,200 We got a matched set from the bottom right to the top. 1817 01:31:54,200 --> 01:31:55,200 How does it look, huh? 1818 01:31:55,300 --> 01:31:56,700 Oh, that's perfect. 1819 01:31:56,800 --> 01:31:58,700 Mark, where's the other blue ribbon? 1820 01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:01,200 Oh, I gave it to Doc Pruitt. 1821 01:32:01,200 --> 01:32:03,200 Boy, did he deserve it. 1822 01:32:03,300 --> 01:32:06,400 Honey, I'm sorry it was such a disappointing day for you. 1823 01:32:06,500 --> 01:32:09,300 Oh, don't be silly, Mark. 1824 01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:12,100 At least it's ending better than it began, huh? 1825 01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:13,600 I'll make a deal with you. 1826 01:32:13,700 --> 01:32:16,200 - You will? What? - Mm-hmm. No more dog shows. 1827 01:32:16,300 --> 01:32:17,500 No more dog shows. 1828 01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:19,500 No, okay, no more blue ribbons. 1829 01:32:19,500 --> 01:32:21,100 No more blue ribbons. 1830 01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:23,000 I'll work. You keep house. 1831 01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:24,000 Mmm. 1832 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:26,800 Okay, all we'll raise are... 1833 01:32:26,900 --> 01:32:29,800 ordinary, everyday dogs. 1834 01:32:29,900 --> 01:32:32,100 Among other things, hmm? 1835 01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:35,000 [Chuckles] 1836 01:32:36,600 --> 01:32:38,800 [Whimpering] 1837 01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:43,600 Brutus... be quiet, will you? 1838 01:32:43,700 --> 01:32:45,700 Mark, he's dreaming. 1839 01:32:45,800 --> 01:32:47,500 Yeah... 1840 01:32:47,600 --> 01:32:49,700 about that bewitching female in the spotted coat, 1841 01:32:49,800 --> 01:32:51,200 I'll bet you. 1842 01:32:51,200 --> 01:32:53,300 Do you think that's why he really won, Mark, huh? 1843 01:32:53,400 --> 01:32:56,700 You think the female made the difference? 1844 01:32:56,700 --> 01:32:58,400 Honey... 1845 01:32:58,400 --> 01:33:01,400 females always make the difference. 1846 01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:14,000 [Barks] 127199