All language subtitles for BB When Porn Was Amazing 1 (720)

Well, love was hard to find.

Darling, I'm tired of you turning tricks
for every tin horn that comes to town.

Oh, honey, your nose has got to make a
living.

Marry Lou, marry me. I'll give up
gunfighting. We can raise cattle

Do you mean it? Do you really mean it?

Darling, I love you.

Please marry me.

Oh, Ralph, I couldn't.

When? Tomorrow.

Oh, you knows how I love you.

Here, lay little Ralph over there for a
while.

He sure is getting healthy.

It's going to be nice to have him pass
on my name.

times on the island.

Ralph.

Let's have another baby.

Oh, Ralph.

Let me feel you inside of me, Ralph.

Here it is.

What does it say?

I don't know. I can't read, honey.

Give it to me.

Oh, my God. What?

Oh, my God. What? Oh, my God. What does
it say? It's from Horse Breath Harry.

No, not Horse Breath Harry.

He says he's down the street. If you
don't meet him for a showdown, he'll

here to kill you.

I just gotta go.

Oh, Ralph.

Do you have to go?

Now I've got something to live for.

Darling, don't stop me now. You can't
stop me.

No, I'm not.

Don't. You can't. Now get on out of
here. Don't.

Get. Well, get out of here. This is
gunfire.

Okay, horse breath.

Come out wherever you are, you chicken
shit.

You fucking chicken shit.

Draw on the count of three or die.

One.

Two.

Three.

You've been shot.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Lucifer, come through the night.

He takes a wrong and makes it look all
right.

He pulls you up to bring you down.

He laughs at you because you're here.

He lets you see what you, just what you
want to see, all your

fantasies.

Lucifer comes through the night.

He takes a wrong and makes it look all
right. He pulls you up

to bring you down.

And he laughs at you cause you're his
clown.

That heavenly desire is going to burn
you with his fire.

What he thinks of me, he lets you see
what you do.

So look around.

Where are we?

Are we in heaven?

Baby, you're in the back seat of a
Cadillac Broham.

That's as close to heaven as you're
gonna get.

Where are the horses?

Horses? Just press down on the gas
pedal, and away we go.

Who are you?

The devil.

If you're the devil, how come you don't
have horns?

Horns? Hell, horns went out with the
ecstasy.

Where are you taking us?

Are we going to hell?

Maybe.

You've been in limbo a long time now.

It's time for you to come on up. Or down
to where the action is.

Well, can we still get to heaven?

You want to sit on a cloud with a robe
and a harp and play hymns for the rest

eternity? Or do you want to come down to
where the action is in Hooker's Heaven?

Hooker's Heaven?

What's that?

That's my part of hell, where all the
bad J's and John's go.

But you really get it on.

Well, I think heaven can wait.

We'll go to hell.

Well, you first have to prove your
badness.

We'll start tomorrow.

Yeah, looks just like it used to. That's
right. Only now it's a sorority.

What's a sorority?

That's a club for girls. They have them
at every college.

Okay, see you later. Bye -bye.

Beth Stewart, the new pledges are here.

See those two girls?

They're stone cold virgins.

Next Saturday night at the sorority,
they're going to be asked to get down

the initiation.

It's your job to make them fuck and like
it.

My God, he's the spitting image of
Ralph.

It's his grandson.

He does the maintenance around here.

Careful or he'll see you.

He can see us?

He's the only one.

Tom sometimes thinks he's Ralph the Kid.

And he loves you very much, Mary Lou.

In love with me?

That's right.

When love is strong, people can see into
other dimensions.

He sees you too, Rosebud, so be cool.

Well, girls, go to work and good luck.

If you girls should need anything, I
live in the back of the house.

But I thought no men lived here.

You're right, except me.

I come with the house. My grandfather
was Ralph the Kid.

He was gunned down on the street right
in front of this house.

Here, let me show you something.

There, that's Ralph the Kid.

He looks exactly like you.

I know.

And that's Mary Lou, his girlfriend.

And that's Rosebud.

Oh, pretty.

Mary Lou! Rosebud!

Mary Lou!

Rosebud!

Come back! Where are you, Mary Lou?

Rosebud! Mary Lou! Rosebud! Come back
here!

Mary Lou!

Come back!

Oh, Mary Lou!

My glasses.

Where'd they go?

Where'd they go?

Don't mind him.

Tom is a bit out to lunch, but he's a
good worker. We need a room, too.

I'm the house mother, Miss Stewart.

I'm Ellen.

I'm Sue.

Come on, I'll show you two rooms.

Well, here's your room, girls. How do
you like it? I like it. Beautiful.

Look at the colors.

I know.

Well, how was your trip from Utah?

Oh, it was very nice. Thank you.

You know, we've never been on our own
like this before. But we have boyfriends

at Western, yeah.

Okay, when you get settled, you can come
down and meet the girls. Okay, thank

you. See you later. Really appreciate
it.

You know, I like her.

She's nice.

Yeah, I like her, too.

I wonder where Charles is. You know, he
said he'd be here.

How you doing?

Honey! Oh, Charles!

It's so good to see you.

It's good to see you, too.

Oh, I've missed you.

Yeah, me too.

How you doing, Sue?

Oh, pretty good, Charles.

How's everything on campus?

Oh, it's fantastic.

Hey, you're really going to love it
here. This is the best house on campus,

know.

Oh, I hope it's Phil.

Hello?

Phil? How are you?

Okay, I'll be right down.

See you guys later. Phil's waiting for
me downstairs.

Have fun.

Have a good time.

Your brother Freddy said to say hello.

And your brother said to be sure and
wear the heavy sweater that your Aunt

Bertha gave you for Christmas.

If it gets cold.

Charles, what are you doing?

I miss you so much.

You feel so good.

We better not do this.

Charles. I've been thinking of you so
much for so long.

Stop it. But I love you.

Oh, I love you.

We can't do that till after we're
married.

We can kiss, can't we?

Kissing's okay.

Oh. What's the matter?

Nothing.

Oh, you know, this is really what I
like, just holding you like this.

Yeah, me too.

Charles, can't you just let him hold
you?

Oh, yeah.

Sure.

A little faster, though.

What's the matter?

Oh, nothing.

Feels so good.

Charles, I just can't understand you.

I can understand you.

Okay, all right.

Charles,

please.

Okay, okay.

That was beautiful.

Oh, it sure was.

A kiss from the lips is only a part.

But a kiss to be whole comes straight
from the heart.

What?

Poetry speaks emotion.

Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.

I love you, Charles.

Yeah, I love you, too.

in something wet.

The

future

Mrs. Bill Henderson.

Mrs. Bill Henderson.

Sounds nice.

Let's go get a motel room. What for?

I want to make love to you, Sue.

I can't.

I'd never love... I mean, it's not
right.

Come on, honey. We're going to get
married.

I mean, we ought to at least find out if
we're compatible.

We will.

Right after we're married.

Nobody cares about that anymore.

I mean, couples live together before
they get married now.

And you want to make love to me. That's
crazy.

Why do we always have to fight when
we're together?

It's just that I love you so much.

I need you, Sue.

Oh, God, my mother would kill me.

She doesn't need to know.

Come on, honey.

Stop it, Bill. I can't.

Why did you unbutton your blouse? I
unbuttoned my blouse. You are crazy.

You're really getting weird.

I'm getting out of here. Call me when
you regain your senses.

Don't hold your breath, Sue.

Give it to your next girlfriend.

Maybe she'll sleep with you.

Oh, honey, what's the matter?

Almost done.

What am I going to do?

Just calm down.

I just broke up with my fiancé.

Why?

He wanted to go to a motel.

I promised my mother I wouldn't.

Well, honey, he just wants to make love
to you. It's natural, you know. But it's

not right.

I'm not married yet. There's nothing
wrong with having sex with someone you

love. But... Loving and experiencing
physical love is the most beautiful

in the world.

Is it?

It is. Don't you like when he kisses
you?

Oh, yes.

But he wants to go all the way.

Well, do you love him?

Yes, very much.

Well, just let nature take its course.

But I'm frightened.

There's nothing to be frightened of.

What is he going to do? He's very
beautiful.

Well, he'll first hold you in his arms
and kiss you very gently on the lips.

Then he'll just kiss you.

Tenderly. And lick your lips very
gently.

And you feel his tongue on you.

And you start sucking it.

Sucking it deep into your mouth.

And you pretend that it's throbbing,
pulsating cock.

About to explode as luscious juices in
your mouth.

Then he takes his tongue.

Out of your mouth and runs it down your
neck to your breast.

And then he licks your nipple.

He gets it really erect.

Gently bites it.

Just so gently.

And this about takes you to near
ecstasy.

You can just about come.

Biting your nipple really gently.

And then.

And then.

He continues down your body.

Continues down your body real slowly.

With his tongue.

His hot tongue.

Licking you all over.

Down.

Down your body.

And if at this time.

Ooh, your clitoris is just throbbing and
pulsating.

And he senses this.

And he opens your legs.

He opens your legs real wide.

Ooh, and he spreads your pussy with his
fingers.

And he licks. Ooh, he starts licking
you.

Ooh, each side of your pussy, he licks
it.

Ooh, and then he... He sticks his tongue
and he puts his tongue...

Right near your clit. Just teasing you.

Teasing you until you can't stand it.

Oh, this drives you crazy.

And you start thrusting. And you want to
thrust.

You want to thrust right into him.

Oh, you want him so badly.

He starts teasing you.

Teasing you.

More.

More.

What?

waste them raking leaves.

Come on, Tom. Why don't you come have
some fun with us?

Why don't you try playing with some real
girls instead of chasing after ghosts?

Yeah, look at this, Tom. Don't real
girls turn you on?

He's afraid of real girls. Maybe he
doesn't have a car.

What's the matter, Tom? Are you afraid
of us?

Oh, it couldn't be that. Show us what
you've got.

Get these clothes off of you.

Oh, my God.

What's the matter, girls? Are you afraid
of a real man?

Come on.

Well, I don't know.

You're going to get it now.

Both of you.

wrapping out this package.

Oh, that's tight.

Oh, yeah. They look nice.

Well, if it isn't our fucking landlord.

Shirley? Girls?

I could meet my new secretary, Shirley.

What happened to the old one?

You get tired of the ropes and chains?

Where's Miss Stewart?

Here I am, Harold.

Here's a rent check, love boy.

Well, this is only for half the rent.

Who's paying the other half?

Your turn, Shelley.

What about that one?

Can't have that one.

Oh?

Why not?

Well, if you'd like to get the clap,
Harold, go right ahead.

I see.

Uh, Shelley?

God, what you got to do for cheap rap?

After you, my dear.

It's a clap.

I don't know.

Oh, my God.

What is it? What is this? Okay.

Well, the door's locked. Nobody will be
bothering us.

Hmm.

That's nice.

Shall we welcome Shirley to our little
group, Ellie?

Whatever you say, Harold. Sure.

Hi, Shirley.

Hi.

Let's see what we got here.

They didn't have these when I was a boy.

Oh, June, could you get the camera?

Let's get to work.

Yeah.

I'll check it down on her, surely.

Ah.

Thank you.

Let me sit on your face, Harold, so you
can lick my pussy.

AHHHHHH

When Loverboy sees these, he'll give us
free rent.

I think I'd rather just give them to his
wife.

Hey, you know, I don't know how the
girls around here can be so easy.

I know.

Hey, did you know what they had to do
for their initiation?

Know what?

They had to have sex with half the
football team, and then they ended up in

gigantic orgy.

Well, they better not ask us to do that,
because that's where I draw the line.

Hey, I'm going to go home before I let
anybody into my pants.

I'll get it.

Hello?

Just a second. I'll see.

Hey, Sue, it's Bill.

I'm not here.

And I'm sorry, Bill.

Yeah, okay. Bye -bye.

Hey, Sue, I really think you should talk
to him. I mean, look, he's been calling

me like crazy.

Well, I'm going to teach him a lesson.
Hey, well, what if he teaches you a

lesson and just stops calling
altogether?

Well, he can go to hell.

That would be a welcome change after
these two.

They're really going to be a fucking
problem.

That should take care of the little
devil for a while.

Excuse me. I mean, prick.

Looks like we have us a real problem
here.

I know.

I don't think we're ever going to get
those two laid.

What happens if they're still virgins
after tomorrow?

Well, nothing much. You two will be
assigned a cloud, robe, and a harp, and

have to sing Amazing Grace, along with
Pat Boone, for the rest of eternity.

Oh, shit.

What can we do?

There must be something.

I have an idea.

Hello?

Yeah, just a minute.

It's for you. It's your father.

Hello? Daddy? How are you?

Fine, darling. How are you?

Uh, is everything all right?

Sure is. Is Mom there?

Yeah, she's here. I'll go and get her.

Okay, Rosebud, do your thing.

Don't worry, your voice will sound just
like a mother's.

It's a devil's trick.

Hello?

Hello, dear.

Mommy, how are you?

Fine, darling.

How's school?

Oh, great.

And that handsome fiancé of yours?

Bill? Uh, well, he's fine.

Is something wrong?

Oh, no, Mother, nothing.

You didn't have a fight with him, did
you?

No, I told you everything's fine.

Well, that's good. We're so looking
forward to the wedding.

We've invited everyone. I've reserved
Marshall Hall.

And I'm glad you're having a Christmas
vacation.

There's no use waiting for you two, you
being in love and all.

But, Mother... See you in December. This
is costing us.

Bye, darling.

Bye -bye, Mommy.

I better make up with Bill, and fast.

I guess I'll see you two later.

Bill, I'll get this for you, darling.

Bill, I've changed my mind.

About getting married, I know.

No, no, about, you know, waiting for
marriage.

Well, then.

Good work, Rosebud.

Come along with me and I'll show you my
appreciation.

What about me?

You just give Ellen a fuck and you're
going to have some fun too.

and get your reward for doing such a
good job.

Thank you.

And you can do it.

Put it in your mouth.

It won't bite.

Go ahead.

Don't use your teeth.

Thank you.

Play with my ball.

Take it all.

It won't hurt you.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Oh,

robot.

Keep you in hell forever.

to Miss Stewart's room?

She lent me some of her new movies.

Want to see them?

What kind of movies?

Art films.

Art films?

Uh -huh. Hey, you want some popcorn?

Sure. Yeah, good. I just made some
tonight.

Get this light here.

There we go.

Here you go.

Ooh, looks good.

Mm -hmm.

Well, it's movie time.

Now, let me see.

Oh, come on, relax, relax.

It's educational.

Here, have some more popcorn.

There you go.

It's not so bad.

Relax,

relax. Watch a movie.

Have some more.

Don't lie to me like that.

I'm leaving.

Don't go, Ellen.

What?

I said you held it before.

No, I mean, what did you say after that?

I didn't say anything after that.

But you said that... I've got back to
him.

What?

Apologize.

What did you say?

I didn't say anything after that.

Something really strange is going on
here.

Apologize. What?

Charles. I'm sorry.

I don't even know what we're arguing
about.

Kiss him, dummy.

Feel his hard body next to you.

I love being close like this.

How does this feel?

Let him do it. You love it.

I just don't understand.

What?

What don't you understand?

Well, one part of me says, go right
ahead.

The other part says, no, it's wrong.

Well, uh, Ellen.

What part are you going to listen to?

Do it. Do it. Fuck him.

No, I do.

Can we make love?

Can we?

Hey, calm down.

You might get a little sharp on your
body.

It's a little too kinky for me.

You feel good?

Better than popcorn, huh?

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

No. You'll be okay. Don't worry. Oh, be
careful.

You haven't ever done this.

You'll love it.

You'll be okay.

I thought you said it'd feel good.

Maybe.

Oh.

Search that missing?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Well, you see, Bill and me.

Yeah? That is, Bill and I.

What? Come on. Oh, God, it was fabulous.

What was fabulous?

Well, we, yeah.

We did it. Did what?

No, we made love.

So did we.

You and Bill?

Bill? Oh, Charles and I.

I'm really glad I did it.

So are we.

What?

Let's go downstairs.

Okay.

Good luck.

Okay, girl.

I'm over here.

So you girls want to be thigh -high?

Yeah.

And you're ready to go through with the
initiation?

Yeah.

See what's on the mantle?

See there?

We won, huh?

Yes, we sure did.

You girls are going to have a good time
in hell.

Hey,

I think they want you over there.

Come on.

Look what I've got.

Come on.

What to do, what to do.

Do you want to get down there?

You're going to have a good time.

I'm

going

to have a good time tonight.

I'll see you later.

Oh, yeah.

I could do this every night.

Jill,

come here.

Go get...

and tell him his girls are in here. They
won't believe me. He'll believe it.

Just get his files off. He'll believe
anything.

You're not going to need your glasses
for what you're going to do. What do you

mean?

Mary Lou and Rosebud, they're waiting
for you. They both want to fuck you.

Oh, I do.

Are you girls ready?

Ready.

To go downstairs.

You mean we made it?

Of course.

I'm a man of my word.

Shall we go?

I'll see you all.