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- [theme music playing]
- Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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- Kiff! ♪
- [♪ theme music concludes]
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[both chuckle]
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{\an8}[narrator] Brought to you byShady's Briefcase Full of Cash.
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{\an8}If you're making a deal,
make it shady!
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Attention, everyone.
Quiet, please.
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Bathrooms are down the hall
to the left.
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Fire exit is to the right.
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Put those phones on quiet mode
and let's listen to Helen.
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[snores, gasps]
Heh. Uh?
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- What's happening?
- [Kiff] It's class time.
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It is?
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[Principal Secretary over P.A.] Helen,please report to my office immediately.
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[all] Oooooh!
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No! No, stop that.
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Why am I here,
Principal Secretary?
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Have a seat.
I want to talk to you.
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Oh.
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About this year's musical.
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Oh!
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I think you'll be
pleasantly surprised
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by this year's generous budget.
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[gasps]
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- It's all yours.
- Money. [shrieks]
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Under one condition.
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Last year, you portrayed me
as stingy, mean,
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and downright villainous.
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That cannot happen again,
Helen. It was very hurtful.
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[chuckles] Principal Secretary,
what I do is art.
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I can't make art if I'm being
restricted and told what to do.
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Hmm. Very well, then.
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Although unrelated,
I suddenly feel inspired,
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entirely on my own,
to depict you
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in a positive light
in this year's musical.
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Glad to hear it!
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- [students cheer]
- [Reggie] I wanna do a sci-fi show.
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Oh, whoopsie!
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It appears I've been leaning
on the intercom button
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- this whole time.
- [Candle] ...And a huge budget.
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[sighs] Great.
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Now the whole school knows
I'm writing a new musical
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with an enormous budget!
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So, what will this year's
musical be about?
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I...
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Hmm...
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[♪ slow piano music playing ♪]
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I've got it! [panting excitedly]
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- Helen. [gasps]
- [knock on door]
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We heard everything
over the intercom.
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- Can we see the money?
- Can we help?
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Here's the money,
and I don't need help.
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Look at me go!
Clackety-clack. Clack.
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I have so many great ideas.
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I don't know how
I'll pick just one.
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This just says,
“P.S. Not stingy.”
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- [crashes]
- [car alarm blaring]
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Oh, don't wor...
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- [cars crashing]
- [car alarm blaring]
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Don't worry, Helen.
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I think you'll find us students
are full of ideas.
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[knock on door]
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{\an8}♪ Hey, Helen, I got a big idea
A pitch about a kid ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who seems a little weird ♪
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♪ But the musical shows
he's a wonderful guy ♪
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♪ And the scamp's popularity
shoots sky-high ♪
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I don't know who this one is.
Is this Reggie?
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No, this is Reggie.
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♪ I think we gotta think
a little differently ♪
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♪ About a show
about galactic intensity ♪
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♪ It made be a little
Star Star Throne Questy ♪
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{\an8}♪ But I checked we're fine
on intellectual property ♪
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{\an8}♪ Wait, I figured it out,
it’s a box office hit ♪
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♪ We’ll make so many nuts,
we’ll be rolling in it ♪
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♪ It's got pop and a princess
and it's set in high school ♪
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♪ Market research says
it's gonna be cool ♪
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No. High school has,
and never will be,
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an interesting subject
for a musical.
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Oh, I think I have an idea.
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♪ A-Peppa shake-ah
Peppa shake-ah ♪
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♪ Peppa shake-ah, peppa shake-ah
Peppa shake-ah, Peppa shake-ah ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hey, Helen, I got a big idea ♪
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♪ A pitch about a kid
who seems a little weird ♪
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♪ I think we gotta think
a little differently ♪
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♪ About a show
about galactic intensity ♪
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{\an8}♪ Wait, I figured it out
it’s a box office hit ♪
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{\an8}♪ We’ll make so many nuts,
we’ll be rolling in it ♪
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Ah! Enough! Enough! Out. Out!
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- ♪ Peppa shake-ah, peppa shake-ah ♪
- Out!
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[shouts]
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I'm starting to worry
about Helen....
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Psst! Bar, I'm starting
to worry about Helen.
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Oh! If the musical doesn't work,
then we won't be able
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to do a musical next year.
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[sighs] That's right!
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P.S. will never give us
a big budget ever again.
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You both need to get out, too...
Where's my typewriter?
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Okay. Let us know
if you need anything.
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[Helen] Out. Out!...
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Out!
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[♪ angelic music playing ♪]
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[sighs]
Has the sun gotten brighter?
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[♪ music concludes ♪]
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[♪ mild tempo beat playing ♪]
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[beat speeds up]
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♪ I'm feeling ratty
I'm feeling down ♪
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♪ Don't like these kids
who clown around ♪
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♪ Don't want to work
or talk to jerks ♪
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♪ Just want the fame
and the perks ♪
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♪ I don't feel nice
I don't feel nice ♪
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♪ I don't feel... ♪ [shouts]
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Helen, I just wanted to say
I believe in you.
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I am your principal,
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and I fully understand
the value of the arts.
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I couldn't be more proud
of you. I love you. [kisses]
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P.S. away.
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[sighs, groans]
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[exhales] I don't understand.
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I don't have a single good idea
for this musical.
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Perhaps you're not
the multi-hyphenate
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actress slash-writer-slash-director
you thought you were.
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What? No!
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You should give up, loser!
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[all] Boo!
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Boo! Boo!
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Boo!
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Failure!
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You're not as talented
as you thought you were! Boo!
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Loser!
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Failure! You're a failure!
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- Stop. Stop! Stop!
- You are a failure.
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[sobs] I can't do this.
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[cries]
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[Principal Secretary echoes]
Helen! Helen! Helen! Helen?
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Helen, wake up!
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[snores] Uh. Uh.
Huh? Oh!
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Was that all just
a terrible nightmare?
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No, the musical is tonight!
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- We have one day to rehearse!
- We need the script!
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- You have the script, right, Helen?
- Uh.
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Have you been asleep
all this time?
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[stammers goofily]
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Well, it's time to see
what you've got, Helen.
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Hum. Yes, the show.
Uh...
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Here I go.
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[breathes deeply]
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♪ Everyone ♪
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♪ Was counting on me ♪
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♪ Waiting and waiting
so patiently ♪
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♪ To see what I've got ♪
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♪ Well, I'll show them
what I've got! ♪
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♪ Nothing, I've got nothing
I've got nothing to show ♪
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♪ Thought I knew who I was ♪
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♪ Now I really don't know ♪
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♪ Nothing, I've got nothing
I've got nothing to be ♪
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♪ I got my big break ♪
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♪ Failed spectacularly ♪
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[cries]
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[applause]
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[audience member 1] Yeah!
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[audience member 2]
I love Helen!
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[cheering continues]
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♪ Helen, we have something
to confess ♪
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Uh, what?
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♪ You cannot meet deadlines
You don't deal well with stress ♪
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I don't... What...?
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♪ If only there was a way
of showing ♪
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Uh...
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♪ The artist hard at work
Without them knowing ♪
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There is!
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♪ Recreate their world
in the form of a set ♪
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♪ Then place them in when
they're asleep in their bed ♪
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♪ Get the best
prosthetics artist in town ♪
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♪ To make costumes
of everybody around ♪
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♪ And the special effects
you thought were up in your head ♪
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Uh... me?
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♪ Well, that was all just Reggie
working his tech ♪
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♪ Helen we got something ♪
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♪ We got something
you should know ♪
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♪ We knew there'd be drama ♪
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♪ So we made it the show ♪
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{\an8}♪ We knew there'd be crying ♪
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{\an8}♪ We knew that you'd wail ♪
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♪ But we also knew
that there was ♪
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♪ No way you'd fail ♪
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♪ To bring all of the passion ♪
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♪ And drama to sell ♪
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♪ Tickets to next year's ♪
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{\an8}♪ Next year's ♪
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♪ Big musical! ♪
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[all cheering]
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[♪ song concludes ♪]
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What?!
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{\an8}[narrator] Brought to you by Jaw Chewers.
Chew this for a whole new you.
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{\an8}[both] Daddy's Day! Daddy's Day!
Daddy's Day! Daddy's Day!
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[giggles]
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[chews] Mm!
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Ah, thank you, hon.
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- Just what I wanted.
- Here's my gift, Dad.
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Thank you, Kiff.
I've always wanted, uh... [hesitates]
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It’s a jaw chewer.
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You put this gadget
in your mouth and chew.
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It can help tone your jaw
and get rid of those flabby jowls.
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Thanks?
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The salesman assured me
this is a great gift for dads.
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Jaw chewer, eh? [chomps]
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- Hot.
- Go, Dad.
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[chewing] Thank you, Kif.
Let's take this baby for a spin.
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[grunting]
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Are you serious?
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Chubbles Wubbington
wants another million
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to star in my new movie,
Jaw and Order?
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I know, I know,
he's the big star.
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I just wish there was
someone else we could cast.
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But I'm not just gonna
randomly stumble across
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some perfect leading ma... an...
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[brakes screech]
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[♪ triumphant music playing ♪]
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♪ Jaw ♪
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Kenny, I have to call you back.
I love you too.
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[♪ upbeat ragtime music playing ♪]
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I can't believe
this is happening.
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Well, believe it, kid. [grunts]
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And this is just the start.
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You got the sauce, Marty.
I'm telling you. [grunts]
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Kid, [chuckles] nothing is...
[grunts] going to stop
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your rise... [grunts]
to the top.
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[grunts]
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Um, hey, Roy, what's going on?
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Do you know what I like
most about you, Marty?
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You're not taking me
for all I'm worth,
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unlike some mailboxes
that I know.
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Do you like sparkling water,
Marty, my boy?
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Was I just replaced by
a less expensive actor
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with a sharper jaw?
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Are you okay, Chubbles?
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- No.
- [♪ somber music playing ♪]
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Who am I if I'm not acting?
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Uh... I'm so sorry, Chubbles.
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- Oh, it's okay, Kiff.
- [♪ music concludes ♪]
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It's not like you inadvertently
caused all this.
247
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[chuckles, sighs]
248
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,810
Uh, there's so much
you can do, Chubbles.
249
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:16,064
The world is a big place
filled with opportunity.
250
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,774
Hey, let me help you.
251
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,452
{\an8}Hmm. Slim Pickins is looking
for a new grocery cart wrangler.
252
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,745
{\an8}[Chubbles] Look at me.
253
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,414
So young.
So innocent.
254
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,293
Hey, is that Yes, Ancestor?
255
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,879
The show where celebrities
learn all about their family tree?
256
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:45,134
Now, according to our research,
you come from a long line
257
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,428
of mailbox men and women.
258
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,766
Yes, I do. My parents
were disappointed
259
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,392
that I didn't follow
in their footsteps.
260
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:56,687
I love acting, but sometimes
I wonder... What if...
261
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:01,192
That's it!
You can be a mailbox man!
262
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,694
Or a man mailbox... man.
263
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:08,366
A mail man... mail...
mailman box?
264
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,620
You're right. I'm going to be
a mailman box.
265
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:16,666
Just like my parents
and my grandparents before me.
266
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,715
Look at you. A mailman box.
267
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,051
A mailbox who also
delivers mail.
268
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,930
Thank you, Kiff.
Look out, world.
269
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,099
Chubbles the mailman
is a-comin'.
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00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,772
[grunts]
271
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:43,234
Guess who just gave
Chubbles Wubbington a new lease on life?
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00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,569
Way to go, Kiff.
273
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,864
I'm proud of you for being so kind
and understanding.
274
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,074
Here's your water,
Mr. Chatterley.
275
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,662
[splutters] Oh, I'm sorry.
276
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:57,915
I guess I was talking to myself
when I asked for sparkling water.
277
00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,585
{\an8}Does this water look sparkly
to you?
278
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,463
Dad, it's not
that big of a deal.
279
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,632
Kiff, please.
280
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,634
You're the daughter
of a big star with a big jaw.
281
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:09,760
You deserve the best.
282
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,429
[director] Places, people!
283
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,347
Time to make magic, Jonathan.
284
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,725
- What?
- I named my jaw Jonathan.
285
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,436
Oh, that's normal.
286
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,355
What's wrong with my dad?
287
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:24,358
Ah, this always happens
with leading men.
288
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:27,195
His ego is almost the size
of his jaw.
289
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,947
His really big jaw.
290
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:32,325
[Martin] What do you mean
I'm supposed to memorize my lines?
291
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,535
People aren't buying tickets
to hear words.
292
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:35,912
They come for the jaw!
293
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,248
Oh, no. Dad's turning into
a real diva.
294
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,460
Well, I hope Chubbles' new job
is going well at least.
295
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:47,089
[chuckles, sighs]
Do... And sunshine's on my face.
296
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,091
[chuckles] Things are
looking up, Chubbles.
297
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,888
[humming] Don't step
on the cracks.
298
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,183
[humming, chuckles]
What a tree.
299
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,352
[giggling]
300
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,519
Nice kids!
301
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,271
[humming]
302
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,107
Oh! [chuckles]
303
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:10,905
[grunts, chuckles] Ta-da!
304
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,326
[kisses]
305
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,621
I used to live here.
306
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,831
Who are you?
307
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,291
My name is Chubbles.
308
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,710
Chubbles? Chubbles who?
309
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,295
Chubbles Wubbington.
310
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,214
Who's Chubbles Wubbington?
311
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,924
[chuckles] Me.
312
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,134
I used to live here.
313
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,263
Can I have my mail, please?
314
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:36,764
Have a wonderful day.
315
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,021
{\an8}Chubbles, how was your first day
at work?
316
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:47,066
Mm, invigorating.
I love this new life of mine.
317
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,694
I'm just a regular person
delivering regular mail
318
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,320
to regular people.
319
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:55,533
Oh, that feels good to get off
my regular shoulders.
320
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:56,951
It shouldn't feel good.
321
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,579
Your bag should be empty,
not full of mail.
322
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,414
Okay, I don't understand.
323
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,666
I've been getting calls
from all over town.
324
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,711
Nobody got their mail.
You're fired.
325
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,504
[♪ somber music playing ♪]
326
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,506
I knew
I was forgetting something.
327
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,842
This is gonna be fine.
328
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,803
We can find another job
where you can be a regular guy.
329
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:19,265
Why? I hate being a regular guy.
330
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,725
I thought you were happy.
331
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,560
No, I'm not.
332
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:25,938
I wanted to love
not being a famous movie star so badly.
333
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,899
But the truth is, I'm miserable.
334
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,152
I was just acting happy.
335
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,239
Acting.
336
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,492
Acting?
[gasps] Don't you see?
337
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:42,538
You are an amazing actor.
It's what you were born to do.
338
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,333
We've got to get you back
into Jaw and Order.
339
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,168
But Roy hates me now.
340
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,587
How are we going
to change his mind?
341
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,380
Leave that to me.
342
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:56,636
You're going to bribe Roy
with a free boombox. Brilliant.
343
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,012
No, I'm going to sing a song.
344
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,222
Oh, really? W... Would that work?
345
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,141
Trust me. I've done this before.
346
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,358
What?
No, I wasn't cutting corners.
347
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:11,525
Roy Fox?
348
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,986
I have something to say.
349
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,372
What's going on?
350
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,748
Does anyone have any batteries?
351
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,041
How many do you need?
352
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,377
Six double D?
353
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,176
As I was saying...
354
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,303
[♪ music begins playing ♪]
355
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:40,554
- [shouts]
- [♪ boombox shuts off]
356
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,016
What the actual...
357
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,103
[sighs] Martin must be
throwing another fit.
358
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,232
[grunts]
359
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:55,277
Don't look at me!
I'm a monster!
360
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:56,862
What happened?
361
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,615
My jaw chewer broke.
I tried to order a new one.
362
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,702
It was supposed to arrive
in the mail today, but it never came.
363
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:08,958
I'm sorry, Martin,
but you can't continue playing the lead.
364
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,627
Because his jaw is all loose
and flabby?
365
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,046
Yes. And because
Martin's obsession
366
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,716
with sparkling water
is bankrupting the studio.
367
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:20,469
[laughs incredulously]
368
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,180
Eh... What can you do?
Keep moving forward and whatnot.
369
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:27,476
I'm sorry, Dad. But good news
is your ego is back to normal.
370
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,563
Come on. Let's go get you
some regular non-sparkling water.
371
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,899
- Daddy's Day! Whoo!
- Daddy's Day!
372
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,777
- Daddy's Day! Daddy's Day!
- Daddy's Day! Daddy's Day!
373
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,280
- Daddy's Day! Daddy's Day!
- I have no star! I'm ruined!
374
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,407
You already have a star.
375
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,784
He's been right in front of you
this whole time.
376
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,249
Chubbles?
377
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,710
Y... You came back.
378
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,963
I was here the whole time.
379
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:57,840
[sobs]
380
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,470
I was wrong.
Nobody can replace you!
381
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:04,513
No, Roy, I was wrong.
382
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,475
I'll settle for half
a million nuts.
383
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:10,102
And a car. Your car.
384
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:13,105
Any car.
You're my star, Chubbles.
385
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,815
It was always you.
386
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,400
I threw out Martin's
jaw chewer.
387
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:17,943
It was me.
Act like you don't know.
388
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:20,905
Oh, don't worry.
I can act.
389
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,742
[chuckles] Yeah, you can.
390
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:28,245
[continues chuckling]
Let's do it!
391
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:32,958
Whee!
392
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,671
I'm going to toss you up
in the air now.
393
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,048
[chuckles] Oh, goodness.
394
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,345
I'm the Jaw... [grunts]
395
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,138
and I don't know about you, Order...
396
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:49,058
[groans] ...but I think
this city... [grunts]
397
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:52,895
...could use a little
Jaw and Order.
398
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,188
[grunts]
399
00:21:56,565 --> 00:22:00,027
[men grunting]
400
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:03,280
[♪ end credit music playing ♪]
401
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,096
[♪ end credit music concludes ♪]
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