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♪ Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ Kiff! ♪
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- [chuckles]
- [laughs]
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[both laughing]
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{\an8}[narrator 1] Brought to youby Lil' Ouchie's awesome
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{\an8}waterproof adhesive bandages.
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{\an8}[bear] So cool.
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{\an8}I'm so jealous, Kristophe.
I would love to watch
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Lil' Ouchie again for the first time.
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Lil' Ouchie is what we always watched
when we were your age,
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and it shaped us
into the people we are now.
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And now it's your turn.
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♪ If you trip down and scrape your knee ♪
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Ouchie ouchie.
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♪ Or you fall on your elbow ♪
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Oh, no.
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♪ If you stub the toes upon your feet ♪
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Ouchie ouchie.
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♪ There's someonethat we'd like you to meet ♪
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♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo BooLil' Ouchie Boo Boo ♪
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♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo is there for you ♪
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♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo BooLil' Ouchie Boo Boo ♪
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♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo is there for you ♪
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♪ And sometimes you will find ♪
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♪ Boo boos can happen on the inside ♪
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♪ Like when your older brotherand their friends ♪
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♪ Are choosing how to spendyour whole morning ♪
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♪ Watching boring shows that they chose ♪
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♪ And they never even askedwhat you felt like doing! ♪
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♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo BooLil' Ouchie Boo Boo ♪
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♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo is there for you ♪
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♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo... ♪
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Lil' Ouchie! Lil' Ouchie!
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♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo is there for you ♪
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Oh, I remember this episode.
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Lil' Ouchie and his rival, Rusty the Nail,
finally have it out.
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Don't worry, they all end up friends
in the end.
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See, Kristophe?
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What's this now?
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It's Cool Baby.
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It's just some kind of TableToob thing.
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Kristophe loves it.
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Oh, when does the show start?
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Oh, this is it.
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It's weird, but it's mesmerizing, I guess.
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{\an8}Wait. [gasps] I get it now.
This is a cry for help.
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Kristophe needs us
to help him refine his taste
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so he can be as enlightened
as his big bro
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and big-sis-slash-mentor.
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We need more Lil' Ouchie vids.
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Yes, you are so wise, Kiff.
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Okay, let me just find
the perfect Lil' Ouchie vid
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for our poor misguided baby boy.
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{\an8}[narrator] Brought to youby Lil' Ouchie's awesome
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{\an8}waterproof adhesive bandages.
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{\an8}Today only at the Table Town Aquarium,
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{\an8}see me, Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo,
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{\an8}like you've never seen me before.
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That's what we need, a meet and greet.
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Meeting Lil' Ouchie
when I was Kristophe's age
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is what got me into him
in the first place.
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Aw, look how excited Kristophe is.
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OMG, that's him! That's Lil' Ouchie!
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[♪ Lil' Ouchie theme music plays ♪]
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Ouchie! It's me!
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Back off!
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There's a meet and greet in ten minutes.
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Right now is Ouchie's personal time.
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Kiff Chatterley
and Barrington Augustus Buns,
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I have my eye on you.
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Well, should we sneak in?
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I don't know. This bouncer
seems to be on top of things.
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He knows our full names for some reason.
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Let's just get in the meet and greet line.
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{\an8}This is great. Kristophe is gonna love it.
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{\an8}He may even start talking. Huh?
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Oh, what if his first words are,
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'I love Lil' Ouchie'? Aw.
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Where's Lil' Ouchie?
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I thought this was a meet and greet line.
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Oh, this is a meet the reef line.
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The meet and greet line
must be over there.
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Oh, I mean, you gotta laugh.
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Let's look on the bright side.
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We can still learn
about underwater ecosystems
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characterized by reef-building corals.
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How's Kristophe gonna meet
Lil' Ouchie now?
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He must be devastated.
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[sighs] Let's just get some lunch
and figure out next steps.
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We'll get... three Splash Melts
with extra Splashy Sauce,
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three orders
of Fried Splash-a-peño Poppers,
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and, um, three medium Dr. Splashes.
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Do they have the Bloomin' Splash Blossom?
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Do you have the Bloomin' Splash Blossom?
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We don't have any of that.
What menu are you reading?
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[munching]
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Oh, I am so excited
about today's Splash Show.
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I love Lil' Ouchie.
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It's at 1:00 p.m., right?
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Yeah, and I heard they're showing off
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those new awesome waterproof
adhesive bandages.
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So cool.
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Bar, do you know what this means?
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Yeah, we really should have let
that ad finish.
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We missed a lot of info.
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If we go to the show,
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Kristophe will understand
how awesome Lil' Ouchie is.
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Isn't that right, Kristophe?
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I weep for the future.
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Let me tell you a story, Kristophe.
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Story of how I met Lil' Ouchie.
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I admit, I was scared at first.
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But after Lil' Ouchie smiled at me,
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I felt a shine that just made my life
a little brighter.
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I love you, Lil' Ouchie!
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Oh, wow. These are my first words, huh?
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[clears throat] I love you, Mom and Dad.
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I love Table Town
and this special exclusive sticker
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and everything and everyone.
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Some say I never stopped talking
after that day.
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This exclusive Junior Oucher sticker
changed my life.
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Every time I look at this sticker,
I feel like Lil' Ouchie is with me.
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Do you understand now, Kristophe?
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Kristophe?
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{\an8}[♪ upbeat instrumental music playing ♪]
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- Oh, no. Not again.
- What?
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[scoffs] Don't get distracted.
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We're trying to get close to Lil' Ouchie.
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Wait, Kiff, look! The Splashport.
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It's a fun aquarium challenge.
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If we fill up the Splashport
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with stamps from all over the aquarium,
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we win front row seats to the show.
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Brilliant, Barry!
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Okay, don't panic, Kristophe.
I'm gonna see Lil' Ouchie again.
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You're going to see Lil' Ouchie
for the first time.
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♪ Splashport ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Stickers ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ Gonna have a blast ♪
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♪ Gonna have a great timecompleting random tasks ♪
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♪ Splashport ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Stickers ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ Gonna have a blast ♪
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♪ Gonna have a great timeYeah ♪
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[rapid page flipping]
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[chuckles] This is it!
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[announcer] And now,
the Table Town Aquarium
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is proud to present your hero,
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Lil' Ouchie!
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- [♪ upbeat music playing]
- [audience cheering]
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- [Kiff screams, laughs]
- [laughs] Yeah!
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- [Kiff] I love you!
- I love you, Lil' Ouchie!
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Now, before we start,
I need a few volunteers.
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Hey there, little guy. What's your name?
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It's Kiff.
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[chuckles] You probably
don't remember this but...
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a few years ago, I saw you
at the science museum,
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and you gave me a special,
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one-of-a-kind Junior Oucher sticker.
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I just wanted to say that meant...
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a lot to me.
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[audience applauding]
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- [clears throat]
- Huh?
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Oh, uh, baby want a sticker?
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Yeah, hold on.
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What?
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- Now, on to the show!
- [audience applauding]
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You're probably wondering
why I brought these volunteers up here.
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We're gonna test out my new, awesome,
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waterproof adhesive bandages!
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[audience cheering]
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Release the dolphins.
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[♪ upbeat electronic music playing ♪]
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[air horn blows]
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[audience applauding]
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Whoo!
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Dry as a bone.
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[cheering]
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- [fan 1] Dry as a bone!
- [fan 2] Adhesive bandages!
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[announcer] Waterproof bandages!
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You okay now, Kiff?
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Yeah, I think so, Barry.
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I guess I only loved Lil' Ouchie
out of nostalgia for my childhood.
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But Kristophe's got
a childhood of his own.
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A childhood in which he should be allowed
to be as wrong as he wants. [chuckles]
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Cool Baby doesn't hold up. It doesn't.
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You are so enlightened, Kiff.
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[♪ relaxing instrumental music playing ♪]
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[laughs] I still don’t get it.
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{\an8}[narrator 2] Brought to youby Brindey's Bindles.
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{\an8}Running away never looked this cool.
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Ooh. So what does my palm say?
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Hmm. Oh.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Yes, yes, okay.
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It is asking me if I know
how to read palms.
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- I do not.
- Huh.
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Well, good to know.
Want to play something else?
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You know, I've been wanting to play
Down by the Bramble Bushes.
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Remember that game?
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[laughs]
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Let's go ask them.
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Mm. I'm going to go with cool.
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No, freaky.
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Uh, he removes a whole banana peel
before ever taking a bite.
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I mean, that's more freaky
than cool, right?
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What are you talking about?
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We're playing Annoying, Freaky, Cool.
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What's that?
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It's when you pick three people
and then everyone decides
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who's annoying,
who's freaky, and who's cool.
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- Oh, I wanna play.
- Count me in.
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Okay, it's between MDT, Secretary Prince,
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and Mr. RiPeppa. [chuckles]
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- [laughing]
- Oh, no, you didn’t. [laughs]
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[laughs] Annoying has to go to Peppa.
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No, Secretary Prince, obviously.
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[playing musical tones]
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Come on, Kiff, what do you think?
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Oh, well, I don't think
any of them are annoying.
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But that's the game, Kiff,
you have to pick.
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For example, Billiam picked you
as annoying, like, five minutes ago.
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[♪ dramatic choral music playing ♪]
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[♪ music stops abruptly ♪]
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[bell rings]
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[thinking] Billiam picked me as annoying?
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Me.
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If it makes you feel any better,
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Billiam only said you're annoying
based on limited options.
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That's right.
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Yeah, we don't know
who the other two people were.
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Exactly!
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So, I think it's clear that...
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- ...you should just let it go.
- I should ask Renée.
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Or that... Or that.
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00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,407
Who are the other two people?
249
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,242
For what?
250
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:49,454
Oh, Billiam's Annoying,
Freaky, Cool round?
251
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,457
Well, I had to go to the bathroom.
Ask Trevor.
252
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,043
- Mm. [slurping]
- Trevor?
253
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,545
- Trevor!
- Huh?
254
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:01,883
Oh, yeah. It was, uh, Glarbin,
and, uh, Mystery Lad.
255
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,010
No!
256
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,559
[♪ dramatic choral music playing ♪]
257
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:18,900
[♪ music stops abruptly ♪]
258
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,402
- Yeah, them.
- The jerkiest jerk pigeon
259
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,321
who’s locked in a reality TV mansion
260
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:26,407
for being super annoying and... and...
261
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,034
and Glarbin?
262
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,369
[scoffs] It’s worse than I thought!
263
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,456
[slurps]
264
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,250
[clears throat]
265
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,960
So, I hear you think
266
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:41,255
I'm the most annoying person
in Table Town, huh?
267
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,925
Kiff, it's no big deal.
268
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:48,304
I don't think you're annoying
all the time. Just sometimes.
269
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,766
Oh, okay, that... that makes sense.
270
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,309
I can leave it alone now.
271
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:59,440
Hey, uh, just out of curiosity,
what times did you mean?
272
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,068
[sighs] Roll the tape.
273
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,074
[vocalizes Kiff theme song] Billiam!
274
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,159
[vocalizes] Billiam!
275
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,537
[vocalizes] Billiam!
276
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,996
Oh, look, it's Darren.
277
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,164
[vocalizes]
278
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:22,213
'Benedict, it’s either me
or the peanut butter...'
279
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,339
[shushes]
280
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,469
- [bell rings]
- You forgot to assign homework!
281
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,012
[groaning]
282
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,598
[sighs] And if I'm being honest...
283
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:40,439
Hey, uh, just out of curiosity,
what times did you mean?
284
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,406
Kiff, are you okay?
285
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:52,535
I'm in agony. I had no idea
people saw me this way.
286
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,120
I don't see you that way.
287
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,664
You're blinded by our friendship.
288
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,251
So, what'll you do?
289
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,794
It ends today.
290
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:07,216
I renounce all of my annoying habits.
291
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:11,721
No more being chatty or chipper,
no more goodie-goodie-ing,
292
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,140
or... and... and no more curiosity!
293
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,439
I got a new phone. Wanna take a selfie?
294
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,857
Okay.
295
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,067
[sighs]
296
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,903
[thinking] Don't be chipper.
297
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:33,409
Uh, are you okay?
You're not your usual chipper self.
298
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,369
I don't know what you're talking about.
299
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,537
This is me.
300
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:43,461
Oh! You're supposed to hold the door.
301
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,548
Goodie-goodies hold doors and...
well, that ain’t me no more.
302
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:59,727
Ooh, okay. Remember,
don’t be a chatty Charlie.
303
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,687
Or was that a chipper Charlie?
304
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,481
Whatever, don't talk. [grunts]
305
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,275
What'll it be today, Kiff?
306
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,612
Where are you pointing?
307
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,658
This?
308
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,952
This one?
309
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,286
Down here?
310
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,080
This one? Beet juice?
311
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,499
- [groans]
- What is taking so long?
312
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,876
- You gotta help me out here.
- [patron] This is making me mad.
313
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,795
This is so annoying!
314
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,047
[groans] But I'm trying
not to be annoying!
315
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:33,261
Well, you're failing!
316
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,638
Everything I do is annoying,
and everyone's annoyed
317
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,598
in a different way. I just can't win!
318
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,684
I was pointing at the hot cocoa,
319
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,228
but I don't even want it anymore. [sobs]
320
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,397
[scoffs] Finally!
321
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,901
Okay, I will have a...
322
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:52,029
uh...
323
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,197
[tuts]
324
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,533
Oh... Ooh-woo-woo.
325
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:04,375
♪ Oh, we’re not annoyingNo, we’re not annoying on TV ♪
326
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,501
[host] That's right.
327
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,587
We're searching for an all-new
annoying cast member
328
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:11,882
to mix things up in an all-new seasonof The 6 Jerks.
329
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:14,385
Because they are annoying.
330
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:17,221
{\an8}Yeah, they are annoying.
That's the point.
331
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,099
Reality TV. That's it.
332
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,935
My annoyingness just needs to be re-homed.
333
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,771
Hello, Roy.
334
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,274
I think I just found
your new annoying cast member.
335
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,775
Me.
336
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,193
[groans] Is this Kiff?
337
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,321
I thought I told you
to never call this number.
338
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:34,739
Jeez, you're annoying.
339
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,618
- You're hired!
- Yup. See you soon.
340
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,291
[♪ tranquil instrumental music playing ♪]
341
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,255
[sighs]
342
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,821
Goodbye, Table Town.
343
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,533
What did you say, Kiff? Ah!
344
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:22,787
Whoa, a bindle. Pretty cool.
345
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:24,705
It is?
346
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,796
Oh, hey look, you can see
the Foreverangees from up here.
347
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,592
[groans] Sorry to be a know-it-all,
so annoying.
348
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,012
No, the Foreverangees are freaky.
349
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,432
You're kind of freaky too, Kiff.
350
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,977
[laughs] Okay.
351
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:49,105
First... First you think I'm annoying,
352
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:53,234
and then I'm cool, and now I'm freaky?
353
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:56,320
Yeah. [laughs]
I change my mind constantly.
354
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:59,198
Some people think that's annoying.
[chuckles]
355
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,242
Whatever, you know? [laughs]
356
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,995
[automated voice] Transferto the Five Jerks Mansion.
357
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,086
Uh, are you getting off?
358
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:16,632
No.
359
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,426
No, I'm not.
360
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:24,140
So really, everyone has
a little annoying in them,
361
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,059
a little freaky, and a little cool too.
362
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,602
[scoffs] Probably.
363
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:34,400
[♪ upbeat instrumental music playing ♪]
364
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,783
Hi, friends. Guess who's ready
to play anno...
365
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,577
Actually, Kiff, after your meltdown,
366
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,288
we decided that Annoying,
Freaky, Cool is really mean.
367
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,832
Someone called Candle annoying,
didn't they?
368
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,542
- Yeah, that's right.
- Yeah, you got it.
369
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,002
Whatever. Let's play something else.
370
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,130
Down by the Bramble Bushes?
371
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,506
Yeah!
372
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,508
Yes!
373
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,515
♪ Down by the bramble bushesunder Table Town ♪
374
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,518
♪ I fell into a big holeand I’ll tell you what I found ♪
375
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,480
♪ It wasn’t a dinner roll'Twas not a piece of fruit ♪
376
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,357
♪ It was a little trumpetthat went teet-a-teet-a-toot ♪
377
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,693
♪ One, two, three, fourTrevor’s farting out the door ♪
378
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,861
No! No!
379
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,113
♪ Five, six, seven, eightDoes he make it? Too late ♪
380
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,407
♪ Someone call Trevor's momShe needs to pick him up ♪
381
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:24,533
Why is it always me?
382
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,577
♪ He's hiding on the porchlike a sad little pup ♪
383
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,661
Stop the song.
384
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:28,913
♪ Sad little pup ♪
385
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,248
♪ Potatoes in the pantryCheese is on the plate ♪
386
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,542
♪ Lick it until it’s cleanor go jump in a... ♪
387
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,961
♪ Lakes are home for sailorswho sail a hundred ships ♪
388
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:39,215
♪ But I bet you ten nutsthat you can’t do this! ♪
389
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,760
- [laughing, cheering]
- All right!
390
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:49,141
Barry is, um... cool.
391
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,810
All right, that's one down.
392
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:53,646
Let's see who's freaky.
393
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,982
[laughing, cheering]
394
00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:00,611
[♪ pleasant instrumental music playing ♪]
395
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,051
[♪ music ends ♪]
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