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{\an8}Brought to you
by Aggy Memnon's hot tub robes!
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Sorry, Miss Moufflé.
I'll check this book out
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so we can gasp at this
space fantasy masterpiece at home.
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At the rate
you both read,
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better take volume two home, too.
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There's a volume two, too?
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I don't even wanna be around
when you find out
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they're making
Star Star Throne Quest into a TV series.
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- A TV series?
- A TV series?
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The stars
on this planet shine bright.
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This Zamien holds favor
with too many systems.
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It's me, Zamien!
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Must not die! Run!
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All that, and it stars
Giancarlo from Smoldering Cove
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as the space-buckling hero
Space Friar Zamien?
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Do you wanna
watch it at your place or mine?
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Barry? Barry?
Don't you understand?
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We can't watch SSTQ yet.
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- Why not?
- We need to finish the books.
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Only then can we fully appreciate
this sure-to-be-amazing show.
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Okay, you're right. Let's do it.
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Well, if you're gonna do this,
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you better go ahead
and take all 15 volumes.
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No one ever said being
a fan of something
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would be easy or enjoyable.
I wheel. You read.
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“... floating in the midst
of space,
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{\an8}'Zamien knew
his Star Star Throne Quest
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{\an8}'was just beginning.”
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One down.
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Kiff, do you really think
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{\an8}we can finish the series?
It's so long.
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{\an8}This schedule accounts
for every free second
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that we're gonna spend reading
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between classes,
during recess,
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in the bathroom.
We're gonna be just fine.
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{\an8}You guys catch SSTQ?
So crazy!
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Four major characters
banished to the Nowhere Zone
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- in the first half?
- Stop!
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I'm reading it first.
I didn't account for spoilers.
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Sorry. I barely spoiled anything.
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I didn't even say
that King Krendall
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was a sentient black hole.
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Why... Why... Why...
why would you?
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Oh! You're the Chancellor
after the battle to save Zam...
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{\an8}No, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
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Okay.
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There's gonna be
another episode on tonight,
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another tomorrow,
and another the next day.
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And outside that door
is a spoiler-laden nightmare garden.
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But this library
is a spoiler-free oasis!
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If we read here,
any potential spoilers will n...
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{\an8}How long can you
keep this up, Kiff?
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I mean, I've already given up.
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{\an8}You have?
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Yeah. I stopped reading
a couple hours ago.
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But I could guard the door,
bring you snacks.
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Thanks, pal.
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Uh, we need the Hush Room?
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Can't. Kiff's in there reading
the SSTQ series
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before she watches the show.
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Aren't there like a million
of them?
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Yeah, but the books
are full of lore
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that casuals
wouldn't understand.
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Full of lore?
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Run along now, children.
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Dreams do come true.
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Ah, the ratings of last night's ep...
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No one watched?
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No one? Kenny!
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Why isn't anyone watching
my new show?
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Uh, your show
might be tanking
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because of the folk hero, Kiff,
who is inspiring us,
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I mean, everyone else,
to read the books
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instead of watching it on TV.
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Reading? Why read
when you can watch...
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me on TV!
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This Kiff needs
to be taken down a peg.
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{\an8}The Portex destroyed.
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Zamien betrayed
by DarkStar Pirates.
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And a clone sits upon
the Star Star Throne?
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Here's the last book.
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Let's find out how Zamien
gets out of this one.
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{\an8}Where is Kiff Chatterley?
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I'm here to 'spoil'
her little crusade.
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If you want to spoil Kiff,
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you're gonna have
to go through us.
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So be it....
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You should know,
I just read the script
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for the season finale.
I know everything
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about SSTQ.
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The Blade of Sorrows
is a red herring.
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...cliffhanger.
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So many pages...
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I was only
seventeen chapters away from the end!
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What was it all for?
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Captain Clifton
is killed by Dwidi.
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Now, where is that little nerd?
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That means my fan theory
was right.
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{\an8}What's wrong, girl?
She's shaking.
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That only happens
when danger's afoot.
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Kiff, let me in!
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Miss Moufflé, what's wrong?
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Or am I?
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And my agent said
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I couldn't play
a beautiful librarian.
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Now, which one of you
is ruining my ratings?
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I'm here to 'spoiler' this
for you.
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No!
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And that is why
he never went back!
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Why did you do it, Barry?
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I'm going home, Kiff.
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You sure are, buddy.
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You're gonna be just fine.
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No, no, I mean,
I can go home now and watch the show.
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Oh, right. Thanks for saving me.
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So, you didn't hear any
of that?
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Well, I guess I better
say it all again.
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Giancarlo, how could you?
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Zamien would never
do any of this.
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What? Are you saying
I was miscast?
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I'm saying Zamien loves books.
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He traveled across the galaxy
to retrieve the Tome of Bluzinga.
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Tome of what?
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{\an8}It's part of his backstory
in book six,
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{\an8}which was the worst one,
but is integral for Zamien's arc.
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{\an8}Whoa, I...
I had no idea.
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{\an8}That wasn't in the scripts.
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{\an8}Say, Kim, how could I get more insights
for my performance?
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{\an8}There's always more
in the books.
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'...and with his cloned
infant father
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'asleep in his arms, Zamien walked away
from the Star Star Throne.
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{\an8}'Thus, the Loop of Destiny
was closed,
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{\an8}'enfolding the galaxy,
eternity,
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{\an8}and Zamien’s new heart.”
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I get it now.
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{\an8}Brought to you
by Voice Changer Pro.
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{\an8}Be you, but mysterious,
but you!
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{\an8}Ants on a log!
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{\an8}I have ants... on a log!
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{\an8}Ants?
On a log? For you?
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{\an8}They’re on a log.
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{\an8}We’ll take two!
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{\an8}I’ll need to sell
more than that
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{\an8}to fix the cruddy, old
faculty lounge coffee machine.
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{\an8}How'd it break?
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It was under a lot of stress.
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{\an8}Mm.
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{\an8}What? You don’t like
ants on a log?
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{\an8}I used to love these
as a little bird.
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{\an8}Everything looks healthy,
but none of it looks good.
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Hey, look, Helen has a table.
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{\an8}Health Muffins.
Buy 'em, don’t, I don’t care.
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{\an8}I bring coffee
from home now.
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{\an8}Helen, this is delicious!
Mm, mm, mm!
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I think I’m in love,
mm, with a muffin.
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So, you want to join
the 'Helen’s Muffins' Sales Team?
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Before you do,
I’ll need you to sign these NDAs.
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Wait, we don’t get to bake?
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No, I’m the 'Muffin Lady.'
I do the baking.
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You’re the salespeople.
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{\an8}Oh, yeah, then no.
I wanted to bake.
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{\an8}I’m excited to see you
doing something positive for once.
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I think the world
of sales sounds exciting.
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Muffins! Muffins!
Get your health muffins!
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They’re good for you!
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Ooh, yum! I’ll take ten.
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I’ll take 11!
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{\an8}Look, Bar, it’s Tippy
from Let’s Table That!
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She needs a muffin.
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Hey, Tippy, uh,
how about a free sample?
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While that does sound lovely,
I already had a treat today.
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Oh, not like this one.
It’s healthy.
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It’s delicious,
and it’s good for you.
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Oh, well, in that case...
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Oh, my, my, my, my, my!
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Welcome to Let’s Table That.
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Joining us today
is the creator
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of Table Town’s
latest health craze,
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Helen, of Helen’s Muffins.
But before we bring her on,
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I understand she made
an ad! Let’s take a look!
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What?
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Wow. Wow! And now,
introducing the witch
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behind Table Town’s
newest health craze,
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our resident Muffin Lady, Helen!
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We’ve gotta start
by congratulating you
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on how quickly Helen’s Muffins
has taken off!
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It’s been such
an amazing journey, Tippy,
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and I did it all by myself!
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Ask me anything.
I’m an open book!
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Well, you’re juggling making
a treat that is so delicious,
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yet so healthy.
What’s your secret?
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What? I’m not telling you
my secrets!
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I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.
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W... Why not?
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Not here.
Meet me after the show.
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Principal Secreta... Mm.
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I think he wants
to be mysterious.
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Hello, Mysterious Character.
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So, you wanna talk
about Helen’s muffins?
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Listen carefully.
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The only way
to get to the truth
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is to focus on
'the ingredients.'
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The ingredients?
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Yes. And ask yourselves,
what’s really going on
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beneath the muffin top?
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Ah, I’ve said too much.
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Why didn't you tell us
that at the studio,
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Mysterious Stranger?
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I was hungry!
You don’t mind paying, do you?
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I lost money
on the bake sale this year...
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I mean, the stock market.
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PS away!
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{\an8}Well, I’m off to whip up
a new batch
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{\an8}of these miracle
health muffins.
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{\an8}- Great!
- Great!
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Oh. Whoa. Holy smokes.
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Tell us, Professor Totsy.
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What terrible things
are in this muffin?
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I... I can’t.
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Why not?
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I can’t because according
to science,
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this isn’t a muffin...
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It’s a cupcake!
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- A cupcake?
- A cupcake!
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Oh, no.
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What? That’s a very serious accusation.
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And very wrong of you.
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Of course, my muffins
are muffins!
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Says so right here!
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Oh, give it up.
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We had them
scientifically analyzed!
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Fine, you’re both fired.
And you signed the NDA, right?
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Yes! But we don’t know
what that means.
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It means you can’t say
anything bad about my muffins.
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Why would anybody
sign something like that?
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I really don’t know.
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Barry, I don’t think
I can let this stand.
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It’s not right!
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An oven thermometer?
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I think... Is this some kind
of reminder from Helen not to talk?
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Eh, what’s the message?
Is it like 'the heat is on' or...?
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Eh.
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Either way, free thermometer.
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00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,941
No. This pathetic attempt
at intimidation
245
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,652
has only strengthened
my resolve.
246
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,363
We have to let the public
know what Helen is up to.
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Tippy Snooker.
248
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,995
Tippy, I’m calling with a tip off.
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00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,414
A tip off for Tippy.
250
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:26,666
I’m listening.
251
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,376
{\an8}What if I told you I have
a story
252
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,628
{\an8}that’s gonna crack
Table Town wide open?
253
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,923
Uh, well, we usually
do slice-of-life type of stories.
254
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,385
{\an8}What if I told you
that Helen’s Muffins
255
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,388
are actually... cupcakes?
256
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,225
{\an8}How soon can you get here?
257
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,484
- Were you followed?
- No.
258
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,611
- And your informant?
- He’s safe.
259
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,613
Good. Let’s get you both mic’d.
260
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:03,703
Okay, places, please.
In five, four...
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00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:10,209
One moment. I’m sorry,
but our bombshell
262
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:13,462
muffin-cake exposé
was just shut down
263
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,131
by the powers that be.
264
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,591
Shut it down, people!
265
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,386
Wait, what?
266
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,388
Who are the powers that be?
267
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:27,226
Me... am the powers that be.
268
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,270
Glarbin?
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00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,897
Yes.
270
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,566
Glarbin, you can’t do this.
271
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,192
We have to tell people
the truth.
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00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,318
Do we though?
273
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:39,905
If Tabletonians discovered
that the healthy muffins
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00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,199
they’ve been eating
are actually cupcakes,
275
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:47,496
it would destroy public faith
in our basic institutions.
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00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,915
People need something
to believe in.
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00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,753
- But the cupcakes!
- But the... But the cupcakes!
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00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,384
Sorry!
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00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:05,347
Oh, welcome back
to Let’s Table That.
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I’m your host, Tippy Snooker.
281
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,436
'Rubbing your belly
while patting your head.'
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Science fiction,
or the latest teen craze?
283
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,064
We investigate.
284
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,902
Oh, it’s not over yet.
285
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:24,450
- Here are the cold, hard facts!
- The muffin is no muffin.
286
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,494
It’s a cupcake, everyone!
It’s a cupcake, not a muffin.
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00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,329
- It is instead a cupcake.
- A regular, sugar-laden cupcake.
288
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,790
Well, I’m sick of it!
Deal with it, Mom!
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00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:33,459
I am done with muffins.
290
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:34,960
Oh, my gosh, Helen.
291
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,796
You’re ready to do
the right thing, finally?
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00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,672
The what? No.
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00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:40,966
Now, that I’m the Muffin Lady,
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my agent will only send me
out for silent baker roles.
295
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:45,721
I’m never making
a muffin again.
296
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,765
You never made a muffin
to begin with!
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00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,227
- The power of protest.
- The power of protest.
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00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,359
The ants are the raisins.
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