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All right, folks, listen up.
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People ask, what are we doing here in
Afghanistan?
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Well, the president says it's national
security.
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NATO says it's nation building.
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The UN says we're protecting human
rights.
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Well, I'd say bullshit.
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We all know what our mission is here.
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It's to blow shit up.
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So, with that in mind,
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I present to you, the Jericho Myth -
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You sure you don't want to ride with the
convoy, Tony? This is dangerous
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country.
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General, please.
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I might spill my drink.
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Maybe we should follow the convoy, Mr.
Stark.
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Nah.
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Not today.
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Besides, it would take a Stark Industry
missile to hurt us in here.
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Yes, sir.
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Oh, I wouldn't do that.
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What happened?
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Who are you?
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My name's Dr. Jensen.
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You've been taken captive by the Ten
Ring.
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What is this?
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What if I go out?
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It's trapped under your heart.
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I've implanted an electromagnet. It
should keep you alive.
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At least for a while.
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Interesting artwork you have there.
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Huh?
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Oh, yeah, I lost the bet.
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What is... Oh.
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Priapism. It's one of the side effects
of the magnet's electrical current.
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It's just wonderful.
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Just what I always wanted.
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An electronic penis.
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Look, what do these guys want from me?
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They should tell you shortly.
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In the meantime, we should do something
about this. I don't want you to rupture
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anything.
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Feeling better, Mr. Stark.
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Dr. Yinsing's hands -on approach works
wonders.
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Yeah, well, you should meet my
proctologist.
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So, who are you?
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The man who holds your life in his
hands.
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Really?
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I think maybe we should skip the threats
and get to the part where you tell me
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what it is you want.
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The Jericho.
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You see, when I was six, I wanted a
pony.
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Life can sometimes be cruel.
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The Stark wit.
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You have three months to show me the
Jericho, or I will show you your
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Three months?
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I can't build a Jericho in three months,
not in a place like this. I have faith
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in your genius, Mr. Stark.
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Now show me the Jericho, and I will show
you your freedom.
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I'm gonna build him a weapon.
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But first, we gotta do something about
this.
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Yes, we have the Jericho.
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It's so hot.
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Shut up woman.
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Nothing, just some whore.
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It'll be ready tomorrow.
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Bring him to me.
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What the fuck?
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No.
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You have to go.
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You have to go without me.
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I'm already gone.
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I don't know.
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Ladies, if you could excuse me for a
second, I need to take this thing off.
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Well, wait, don't you need this to live?
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No, not anymore.
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Not anymore.
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That'll hurt me.
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Really happy?
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You drop it anyway.
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She likes that.
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Pepper Potts, yes.
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Mr. Stark's right hand.
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I'm surprised you recognize me, Mr...
You may call me Khan.
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I represent a competitor in China.
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Recently we were approached with some
stolen plans from Stark's Enterprise's
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weapons systems.
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I felt that we should let Mr. Stark
know.
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I'd suppose you better.
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Looks like Mr. Stark is on a conference
call right now.
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I'll see if I can untangle him.
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One moment.
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Mmm.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thank you.
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Oh my god.
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Me too.
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I don't know what to do
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Pretty, isn't it?
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All of my rings have rings.
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This one is the Liar. He bends you to my
will.
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This is Spectral.
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He bends VR around us, much like Liar
bends your will.
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Therefore, we remain unseen.
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Entertain me with your Western decadent.
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3, 2, 1.
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Wow.
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Hmm.
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um
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um wow
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I love you.
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Thank you.
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The tattoo
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appears to
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represent the logo of the Prometheus
Corporation, a weapons manufacturer on
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Chinese mainland.
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Industrial sabotage.
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That is correct, Miss Potts.
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Is that a government company?
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No, sir.
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Prometheus appears to be privately
owned, with offices in Hong Kong.
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Fine. Prep the Mark VI.
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Yes, sir.
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Where are you going?
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I'm just going to fly to Hong Kong and
tell whoever it is that runs Prometheus
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that they can have anything they want as
long as it rhymes with Iron Man.
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You can't violate Chinese airspace.
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Watch me.
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Jarvis, does my CEO status give me voice
override on Tony's commands?
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I'm afraid not, Miss Pop.
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Damn.
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Well, well, well.
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This is the problem.
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Black Widow, I won't even bother asking
how you got in.
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That's what I do.
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You need to talk Stark down.
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Oh, so you're eavesdropping as well?
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Iron Man is an important national asset.
One that's about to become a liability.
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I don't need the stress.
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Maybe I can help.
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Hey, guys, I think I've got a better
idea for... Damn it, Tony.
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It is actually quite interesting to be
on this side of things for a change.
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I was wondering, do you ever get, you
know, a little awkward when you catch me
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banging a field agent? Mr. Stark.
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Miss Romanoff.
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I can't allow you to start an
international incident with China and
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Man suit.
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Yeah, right.
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Like you could stop me.
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Don't worry, because I do have a plan.
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He is coming after you, of course.
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Certainly.
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I knew those western mind control
puppets would fail and lead him here to
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He is very powerful.
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I am powerful!
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And I want him here when I carve out his
radioactive heart with my bare hand.
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You are obsessed.
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I will not sit here and watch you
destroy yourself over this American.
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I am the Mandarin. You would dare to
doubt me?
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I am your wife -to -be.
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Don't speak to me like one of your
peasant whores.
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Mei Ling.
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Mei Ling!
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Today marks an historical change in the
way this company does business. Today we
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become Stark International.
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The hell?
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Greetings, Iron Man.
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I'm the Mandarin, the fate of your doom.
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These rings are technology not of this
world.
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But I only need my hand.
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You think the seal is stronger than well
-honed flesh?
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Tony Stark, I want to see the light fade
from your eyes.
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I'm sorry. Tony Stark's not here right
now. Can I take a message?
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What is this?
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You seek to make me a fool?
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To give me this empty victory?
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You will pay for this insolence.
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Say cheese.
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Like the new suit?
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Refractive coating.
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Haven't you bagged your limit today?
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To be continued.
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Before you say anything embarrassing,
let's disagree that I know who you are
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and why you're really here.
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And I know you, Nick Fury.
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Good.
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Then you believe that I can help you.
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If you'll help me.
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I can do that.
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Very well.
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Let's keep on it.
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Open your mouth. Open your mouth. Open
your mouth.
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Oh, let me see.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, stroke. Grab all that. Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Yeah,
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I know.
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Yes.
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Let me see your tongue.
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Yes, yes.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. There you go.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yes, stroke that back.
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Yes.
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That's right, boy.
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Oh, you're lucky I didn't kill you on
sight. You know that?
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But there's other ways of making you
talk.
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But not right now because your mouth is
full.
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Yes, you're sick.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, gosh.
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Squeeze those titties together.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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01:21:22,730 --> 01:21:25,370
Yes, you're fucking good.
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Don't you make it wet. Make it wet.
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Yes. Lob all over that tip.
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You can grab it with both hands. Yeah.
Take it. Yes.
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Yes. Stroke it. Yes.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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shit.
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This is fucking crazy. Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh,
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yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh. Wow.
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That is fucking great.
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You're jumping up with me.
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Thank you.
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I'm gonna leave it inside the fucking
pussy off
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with a spot on this team. You just
might.
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Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck me
with that pussy of yours.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh,
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yes. Yeah, I wanted a good pussy up on
my dick.
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Oh, you fucking look so good.
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Oh,
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you suck, honey.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, yes.
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God, you're so beautiful.
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I'm going to come all over you.
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Mm -hmm. You ready?
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Mm -hmm. Do you want me to come and see
you? Mm -hmm.
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Come on. I'm sure you're so pretty. Oh.
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Bye.
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Hope she brushed her teeth before she
gave you that kiss.
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We need to talk.
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So you break into my house?
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Again?
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Why don't we just meet for coffee?
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I do drink coffee, don't I?
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Sorry, Ellen.
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I want to talk to you about a little
team I'm putting together.
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