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Babe, your foot's like right in my face.
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No, it's not. It's in your stomach.
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Stop.
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Okay, fine.
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Do you want to go to the gym?
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No.
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No, I don't want to go to the gym. I'm
really tired.
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You haven't done anything all day.
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I'm tired.
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No, but I... Well, I've been working
really hard at work lately, and I'm just
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really tired, so I just, like, do
nothing today.
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I think I earned that.
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You don't even, like, do anything at
work.
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Are you serious?
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You work at a tanning salon.
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Uh, yeah. You look at your phone all
day.
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No, I look at my phone a lot of the day,
but, um...
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I still have to, like, wipe down the
machines and take care of the girls that
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come in. And, and, there's, like, creepy
guys that come in there sometimes and I
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have to, like, deal with them. So, I
think I deserve a do -nothing day.
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Right? I deserve it, right?
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Um, sure, babe. It's fine. I could just
work out later tonight or something.
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I just, I don't want to go.
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Okay. Later, either.
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I just figured you'd want to go with me
or something. No, I don't want to go
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home. Okay, you don't have to.
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I don't have to. I'm a grown -up. I
don't have to do nothing.
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I'm hungry.
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Okay.
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I want food.
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You want to... We can go out to that
sushi place.
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No.
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It's my do nothing day.
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Okay. I'd have to like put clothes on
and stuff.
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I don't want to do that.
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So.
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Okay, I'll just order some.
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Yeah.
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What are we going to order?
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Um, get food from that Mexican place.
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No, I don't really, not really feeling
Mexican food tonight.
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Okay.
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What else do you want?
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Um.
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We could get, like, I don't know, we
could just get, like, cheeseburgers or
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something. We had cheeseburgers last
week.
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I mean, we could get, like, a different
cheeseburger place.
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It's not that. It's still a
cheeseburger.
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Okay.
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Something else. You know what I want.
You know what I like.
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Um, okay, yeah, well, um.
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The longer you take to pick, the longer
it's going to take to get here.
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Okay, well, I mean, we'll get some,
like, um... Like,
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I don't know, we can get, like, Italian
food. We haven't gotten that. Hmm.
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The chicken, that one place with the
chicken parmesan.
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But everything has cheese, and every
time I tell them not to put cheese on
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they do it anyway. It's stupid.
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Well, yeah, I mean, it's like, it's okay
to eat cheese once in a while.
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It's weird. I don't like cheese.
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Okay, well then, uh, we could, I mean,
fuck, we could, we could order something
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from that vegan place.
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You like that? We had that one time.
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I like vegan, like, okay, yeah, I like
vegan sometimes, but I
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need meat.
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I need, like, meat on my, on my do
-nothing day.
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Okay. Yeah.
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All right, well, we'll just get some
steaks from that one place.
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Not that much meat.
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Less meat. You just said you wanted a
bunch of meat. I said I needed meat. I
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didn't say the amount of meat, I don't
think.
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You don't have to eat the whole thing.
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That's wasteful.
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Oh, my God.
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I don't know. You know what I want. You
know what I want.
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I know you do.
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I'll just go down to the gas station and
buy some, like, samples.
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The gas station?
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Yeah, like the meat that spends in the
thing, like the little hot dogs. Oh, ew!
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No! That's probably people.
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Don't do that.
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You'd probably love it.
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No!
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Ew!
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I'll get you two of the things where
it's like a hot dog, but it's made out
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cheeseburger. It's like a...
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Cheeseburger hot dog?
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You should try it. You might really like
it. No.
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I do not.
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Okay.
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You shouldn't judge most things before
you try them, but I can safely judge
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I would hate everything about that.
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It's just that I didn't like cheese.
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Okay. You don't listen to me.
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Thai food.
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From the place that we went to
yesterday?
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Yeah.
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I knew you knew what I wanted.
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See, you know more than me what I want.
I kind of just figured you wouldn't.
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So I'll just get you the same thing?
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Yes. Okay.
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But, okay, but get me the same thing,
but if there's something on the menu you
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think I'd like, get that too.
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And then I'll try it. And then if I
don't like it, you have to eat it.
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Okay, that's fine.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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My sister's so pretty.
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She's, like, perfect.
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Yeah, she's... She's really cool.
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You think my sister's really cool?
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Yeah. You think she's, like, hot?
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I mean, you know, she's definitely,
like, attractive i mean you're
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prettier than her that took you a long
time to say so
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you think my sister is prettier than me
yeah no wait you're prettier than your
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sister i already said that my god you
had a Freudian slip you admitted that my
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sister's prettier than me i did not say
that oh my god you did you didn't mean
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to but you said it
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So, if you met my sister before you met
me, would
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you have, like, dated her?
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What kind of question is that?
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It's a question.
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It's a yes or no question, and it's kind
of weird that you didn't just answer
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it.
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I mean, no. I mean, your sister's cool.
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I mean, but I'd like you, I mean, like,
I don't, I want to date you. I don't
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want to date your sister.
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But I mean, like, I think that we'd
probably get along.
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Hmm.
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What?
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I'm just thinking about you dating my
sister now.
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I don't want to date your sister.
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That's what you say.
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What do you think? I want to let you
know you're my sister or something?
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I haven't decided yet. She lives in
another state.
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Yeah. You're being crazy.
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I mean, I'm not crazy.
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I'm just thinking about what you said
about my sister being hot.
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I didn't even say that. That's literally
not what I said.
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It's okay. Forgive me.
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I don't want to talk about it anymore.
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Okay.
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Would
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you
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still love me if I gained like 20
pounds?
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Yeah. Of course.
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What if I gain, like, 50 pounds?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Sure. Really?
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Yeah.
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50 pounds.
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I mean, yeah, I guess.
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That's a lot of pounds. I'm only, like,
120 pounds.
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That's, like, I'd be 170 pounds.
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Okay.
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Can you imagine?
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That'd be more even love.
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Why do you make me go to the gym then?
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You wanted to come to the gym with me.
You got me to start taking you.
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Because I knew you wanted me to go.
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I don't like... You have to go to the
gym.
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I like going to the gym.
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You're an insane person. You're an
insane person. You're crazy. Not
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You know I'm really ticklish.
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You're a monster.
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You're a monster. Stop.
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Stop. You're abusing me. You're asking
me questions.
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Oh, my God.
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Tickling is abusive, and I am filing a
police report.
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Not even touching you. Right now.
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Okay. Stop. All right.
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I don't want to order food.
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Oh my god, you haven't ordered food yet?
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No, because you've been like asking
questions.
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Maybe.
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Why haven't you ordered food yet?
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It was just like a minute ago.
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I'm so hungry.
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It doesn't take very long to get here.
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You hate me. That's why you're trying to
starve me.
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I don't.
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You do.
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That's why you're starving.
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You're, like, annoying sometimes.
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What?
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Nothing. What'd you say? Nothing.
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You said something.
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I said you're annoying sometimes.
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That's what I thought you said.
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I'm annoying? Me?
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Yes. I've never heard such a thing. Yes.
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I've never, I've never heard such a
thing.
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Stop.
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You love me.
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Yeah, I love you.
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Unfortunately.
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That's why you put up with me?
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Yeah. Well, maybe I give you a lot to
put up with to make sure you love me.
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Why? Well, it doesn't... It makes sense.
Okay. Yeah.
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What? Would you love me if I didn't have
any arms?
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What?
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Did I stutter?
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If you didn't have any arms?
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Yeah, like this.
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Like if I had no arms and I just...
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Yeah,
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I guess.
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Would you love me if I had no arms? Why
don't you have arms?
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Does it matter why I don't have arms?
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Okay.
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No, wait, so like you asked so it
matters so like if I lost my arms one
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would love me and if I lost my arms
another way you wouldn't know That's
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I'm hearing.
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That would be big. I would still love
you to the alarms, okay?
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Okay, okay, so you'd love me no matter
how I lost my arms.
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Yeah, and the tractor accident or
Explosion or so, I don't know Yeah,
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that's okay What if I didn't have any
feet
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If you didn't have any feet. Yeah.
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If I had no feet anymore.
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No.
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No. Because that's fucking weird.
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You wouldn't love me anymore if I didn't
have any feet?
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No.
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That's weird.
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How is that? But then I wouldn't be able
to put them all over you.
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No, I mean, like, I guess, no, yeah,
it'd be fine.
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It'd be fine.
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Don't get any ideas about getting rid of
my feet.
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You're the one.
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I didn't think that you'd go for it.
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It was very quick to convince you.
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Do you need to get help?
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No. I need help. I need help when you
tickle me.
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It's bad. It's a bad thing. Okay, I'm
not tickling you.
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You were.
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Please stop drinking.
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I'm pretty sure I told you tickling was
illegal.
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No, stop.
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I'm pretty sure I told you tickling was
illegal.
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No. Yeah.
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No.
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I'm going to get you.
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You can't use your strength for two
seconds.
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No. Kiss.
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No.
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No.
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Stop. Okay, truth.
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Okay, okay.
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Give me my football bat. Okay.
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Okay, I was about to. You say okay.
You're assaulting me. I can't fucking
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it. You can't order food while sending
me off?
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Uh, no.
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Maybe you do need to go to the gym.
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What?
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I'm just wondering something.
254
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What?
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How come you haven't tried to get me to,
like, have a threesome with you yet?
256
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What? You haven't asked me if we can
have a threesome yet.
257
00:17:07,849 --> 00:17:09,589
Why would I ask you that?
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Everybody else has dated and asked me if
we could have a threesome.
259
00:17:15,530 --> 00:17:19,490
So, like... Why do you...
260
00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:24,599
I don't know, because I didn't think
you'd want to have a threesome.
261
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I don't know.
262
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Do you want to have a threesome?
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I guess if you wanted to have a
threesome with another girl, I wouldn't
264
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say, like, no, I guess.
265
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:43,740
So you want to fuck other girls?
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No.
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You want to fuck, like...
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with like really big tits no i want to
you you're my girlfriend well yeah
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like i get it like you're fine me but
like don't you want to like you know
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one of those porn stars with like the
big tits and the blonde hair and the big
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blue eyes and stuff no no
272
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:22,300
So wait, would you, wait, so you said
I'd threesome with a girl if I wanted
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Would you not have a threesome with
another guy?
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If I wanted to?
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I mean, I don't think I really want to
do that.
276
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:35,680
Why? I don't want to
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00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:42,160
fuck another guy. Well, are you, are you
like a little, are you like kind of
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00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,160
gay?
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00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:47,740
No. What? No, why are you saying that?
Are you, like, worried that if we have a
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threesome with another guy, it'll, like,
awaken something in you?
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Like I'll start doing stuff with a guy?
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You monster.
283
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,080
You get no food.
284
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:13,940
No. That's not. No, I'm going to tickle
you until you order my food. You're
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00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:14,940
punished.
286
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,780
You're punished. No food for you. No.
287
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,119
You're being bad.
288
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,420
I'm not being bad.
289
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:25,520
Hey, if it did awaken anything in you, I
would accept you completely.
290
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,200
It would be totally fine.
291
00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:30,860
I would support you. Oh, that's sweet.
292
00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:41,540
Wait.
293
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,480
What? You have a boner right now.
294
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:51,260
Like, you're really hard right now. Oh,
my God. What is wrong with you?
295
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,160
You're my girlfriend.
296
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:57,280
Honey, we have to order food.
297
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,640
Yeah, I'm trying to. I was about to
order it. You stopped being like a
298
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,060
Well, what are we going to do about
this?
299
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:18,190
leave you like that, so... And now
you're going to be a nice girlfriend and
300
00:20:18,190 --> 00:20:18,869
care of me?
301
00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:20,330
I'm always a nice girlfriend.
302
00:20:22,110 --> 00:20:23,110
Yes.
303
00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:24,410
I'll agree with you.
304
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,210
I don't want to make you mad.
305
00:20:28,070 --> 00:20:31,110
Look, when you cause a problem, you have
to solve it.
306
00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:39,810
And since you apparently have a tickling
fetish I didn't know about... I don't
307
00:20:39,810 --> 00:20:41,070
have a tickling fetish.
308
00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:43,430
Then why do you keep tickling me when
I'm trying to blow you?
309
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,010
Because you need to be tickled.
310
00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:48,630
Because you're acting crazy.
311
00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:51,170
Likely story.
312
00:20:55,450 --> 00:21:02,130
You're just
313
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:05,650
horny. That's why you're acting crazy.
I'm horn -gry.
314
00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:07,190
Okay.
315
00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:21,550
And since you're trying to starve me,
I'm going to get protein the only way I
316
00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:24,530
can. I'm not trying to starve you. You
are, and you're trying to starve me.
317
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:33,670
It just won't work.
318
00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:37,950
You're so hard.
319
00:21:39,630 --> 00:21:40,630
It's my fault.
320
00:21:41,690 --> 00:21:42,970
Everything's my fault. Yeah?
321
00:21:43,610 --> 00:21:44,610
Mm -hmm.
322
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,200
You want to put up with me?
323
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,760
You want to put up with me because I
worship your cock?
324
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:06,100
That's fair.
325
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:13,400
Maybe I put up with you because I love
your cock so much.
326
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,080
Ever think about that?
327
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,280
Tickle fetish! I thought it was my
personality.
328
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:22,720
It is, baby.
329
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,060
It's your sparkling...
330
00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:30,620
Personality. Look,
331
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:40,380
it's your slippery, shiny, glistening
personality.
332
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,000
I love
333
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:51,940
that
334
00:22:51,940 --> 00:22:53,540
I can fit both of your balls in my
mouth.
335
00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:15,360
I know how much you like it when I spit
everywhere.
336
00:23:50,570 --> 00:23:57,350
glasses so they keep falling off now now
you're in
337
00:23:57,350 --> 00:23:58,350
trouble
338
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:36,020
I shouldn't do that. You really
shouldn't. I almost hit you in the
339
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,440
I need these.
340
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,200
I need these intact.
341
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:43,560
I need them too.
342
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,160
Where else am I going to get all the cum
I need?
343
00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:52,220
Oh, fuck.
344
00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:55,640
Do not tickle me, okay?
345
00:25:19,470 --> 00:25:20,470
Ugh.
346
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:35,510
Thank you.
347
00:28:48,650 --> 00:28:49,369
You're in denial.
348
00:28:49,370 --> 00:28:50,229
I'm not.
349
00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:53,730
I can't because you're going to end up
ripping it off.
350
00:28:53,930 --> 00:28:56,750
I won't mean to either. It'll be your
fault.
351
00:28:58,490 --> 00:29:03,130
Oh, my fucking God. I can't laugh when
you do that.
352
00:29:04,370 --> 00:29:07,690
Oh, my God.
353
00:29:07,890 --> 00:29:14,830
You know when I act crazy, I just need
to act right.
354
00:29:15,370 --> 00:29:16,790
Have you connected those dots?
355
00:29:17,070 --> 00:29:18,070
I think I'm figuring it out.
356
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:19,480
Thank you.
357
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,280
Okay.
358
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,120
Oh, you filled me full of air.
359
00:29:55,800 --> 00:30:02,720
I'll get on top of you, but first you
really want to... I
360
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:09,540
know we're meant to be because we
361
00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:10,540
taste so good together.
362
00:31:15,590 --> 00:31:16,930
I'll wash it later.
363
00:31:17,230 --> 00:31:18,230
Okay.
364
00:31:25,410 --> 00:31:26,010
You
365
00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:35,390
filthy,
366
00:31:35,570 --> 00:31:36,570
dirty girl.
367
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,160
I'm all over your pocket. I know.
368
00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:56,040
I'm addicted. It's your fault.
369
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:57,860
Oh wait, I don't want you to come at me.
370
00:31:58,460 --> 00:32:03,300
I am going to eat your cum when you come
though.
371
00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:06,260
It's not even a discussion.
372
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:08,520
It's the rules.
373
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:09,600
It is the rules.
374
00:32:33,669 --> 00:32:36,410
Oh my god, you hit that fucking spot.
375
00:32:37,310 --> 00:32:42,410
Even if you break up with me to date my
sister, you have to keep fucking me,
376
00:32:42,450 --> 00:32:44,170
okay? Um, okay.
377
00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:48,530
No, you're supposed to say you'd never
do that. I'll never do that.
378
00:32:48,790 --> 00:32:51,110
But you have to keep fucking me no
matter what. Okay.
379
00:33:12,590 --> 00:33:13,590
if I call on you, right?
380
00:33:13,670 --> 00:33:14,670
Okay.
381
00:33:14,770 --> 00:33:15,770
Huh?
382
00:33:16,310 --> 00:33:22,490
Oh, my God. Okay, wait, wait. Okay, I do
it like this.
383
00:34:47,790 --> 00:34:48,790
Yeah.
384
00:36:16,330 --> 00:36:21,670
Yeah. You know, this is my favorite.
385
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000
Yeah.
386
00:38:47,790 --> 00:38:48,790
Thank you. Thank you.
387
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,100
I was hungry and he fed me.
388
00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:22,640
I forgot to order fish, though. That's
okay.
389
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,440
I'll order it.
390
00:39:25,060 --> 00:39:26,740
I have a snack.
391
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,080
Okay.
392
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,040
Yeah.
393
00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:33,880
You can't tickle me now.
394
00:39:35,820 --> 00:39:39,920
I love you, jerk.
395
00:39:40,260 --> 00:39:41,260
I love you, too.
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