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[ Groans ]
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[ Laughter ]
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-Alright.
Quiet down, quiet down.
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Alright, so for the new guys,
water polo --
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What is it?
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Anybody?
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-A sport?
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-A sport?
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Can you be more specific?
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-Full contact. Whoo-whoo!
-Okay!
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-Anyone else?
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What else?
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-I mean, it's in the water.
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-D'oh!
[ Laughter ]
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-Come on, guys.
Anyone else?
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What about you,
in the middle?
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-What? Me?
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-Yeah.
-Uh, yeah.
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Yeah. No. Um...
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It's just about working
together,
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uh, like,
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as one big family or whatever.
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D'oh!
[ Laughter ]
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-What else?
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-Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
No. Um...
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-Communication.
-Don't hog the ball.
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-O...kay.
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-We have communication.
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We have...
-Ball handling.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Laughter ]
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-Very good,
very good, very good.
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Oh, so very smart.
Very good, very good.
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Ha-ha-ha. Very good.
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-♪ Shake it like a salt shaker,
shake it like a salt shaker ♪
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♪ Shake it like a salt shaker,
shake it like a salt shaker ♪
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♪ Popping till you percolate ♪
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♪ First booty-on-booty,
no time to wait ♪
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♪ Make it work,
with your wet T-shirt ♪
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♪ Bitch, you gotta shake it
till your calf muscles hurt ♪
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♪ Sadie heels on your feet,
the strap around your ankles ♪
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♪ Jegga, jegga, jegga ♪
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♪ Call that bitch Bojangles ♪
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♪ Juicy like fruit... ♪
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[ Boys shouting in distance ]
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-Uh, you know,
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you're only supposed
to be in here for 15 minutes.
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Um, only 15 minutes.
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-First day of camp.
Still breathing.
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Pretty good, huh? Yeah.
-No. Yeah, yeah.
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Good.
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-So I spoke to your mom earlier.
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No cause for concern.
She's a nice lady.
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Just having a chat.
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She said you guys
had just moved from Boston.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah, that's a big move.
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Should be exciting.
Scary?
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You know, I remember, uh, moved
to San Diego when I was 10,
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and that was like stepping
onto another planet, you know?
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Anyway, I just wanted
you to know I'm your coach,
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but I'm also here if
you wanted to, you know, talk.
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I know this whole thing could be
a little daunting, you know?
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Okay?
-Thank you.
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-Go.
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Alright, now we got to
fill in this stupid form.
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Uh, "My goals
by the end of the summer
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are to blank, blank, and blank."
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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-Holy shit.
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Obviously fucking Everest.
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-...parachute.
-If you try to fly off that,
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you're fucking dead.
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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-Yeah, medicine tastes good.
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-Any cherry and grape kind
of both taste like medicine.
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-...Jumping off fucking Everest,
dude.
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-That's what I'm fucking saying.
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-This is the dumbest
fucking argument
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I've ever heard
in my entire fucking life.
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.Yeah.
Why did you even make that?
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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-Excuse me. Sorry.
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Sorry.
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-Are you on something?
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You know any other flavor is
better than grape.
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-Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
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Hold on.
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Everybody likes grape.
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You tell me one person
who doesn't like it.
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-I've got one.
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Would you rather your food
always be hot
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and you never get used to it,
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it's always hot,
or have no knees?
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-Food has no knees.
-No knees?
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-Your knees, they're gone.
You don't have knees.
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-No knees?
-Uh, wait.
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-I'd have no knees.
-So hot like spicy?
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-Food already has no knees.
-No, no. Listen.
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-I didn't even --
-Okay, so would you rather --
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-Would you would you guys
rather A,
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every time you have an orgasm,
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the song "All Star"
by Smash Mouth plays,
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or B, every time the song
"All Star" by Smash Mouth plays,
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you guys have an orgasm.
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-B.
-Yo, fuck Smash Mouth.
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-How does it play
in the A situation?
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-On like a small but, like,
decently powerful boom box
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that just magically appears
when you orgasm.
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-Still B.
-A.
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-Fuck Smash Mouth.
-A.
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-So wait, does the entire song
play or can you make it stop?
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-The entire song.
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-Still B.
-Still A.
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-What'd you just say?
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-What?
-You said can you make it "sop"?
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-[ Chuckles ] No.
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-What'd you just say, then?
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-Nothing.
-He said can you make it stop.
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-No, he didn't.
-Yes, he did.
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-He didn't.
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-What?
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-Say stop.
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-What? No. Why?
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-You can't say it.
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-Yo, who can't say stop?
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-Yes, I-I can.
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-Okay, then say it.
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-Um, wait, wait,
so, guys, would you rather --
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-Say it.
-Um...
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-Say it.
-Okay, would you rather --
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-Bro, he can't say it
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See how he doesn't
want to say it?
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Then say it.
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Say it! Say it!
-Okay, okay, okay,
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Sop, sop, sop, sop.
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-"Sop"?!
-"Sop"!
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[ Laughter ]
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-"Stop."
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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-Stop. Stop! Stop!
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-Do you guys think these carrots
taste weird?
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-Oh, shit!
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-The Plague! The Plague!
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-Whoa!
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-Frankly, they have kind of
a gasoline-like aftertaste.
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But not in a bad way, per se.
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Certainly pungent.
-Go, go, go.
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Um...
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They taste normal to me.
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-No parachute on the helicopter.
-Yo, soppy.
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Can you say pasta?
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-Pasta.
-Pasta.
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-♪
Run away, run away ♪
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♪
Run away and save your life ♪
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♪
Run away, run away ♪
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-I told you.
-Huh? Yeah, that's --
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Exactly.
Can only choose one.
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Would you rather suck a dick
but you can have sex,
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but -- or --
or you don't do that,
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but you can never
have sex again.
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-No, never have sex again?
-What's up?
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-Damn. What's good?
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-Uh, I just --
I heard you're a vet.
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-What is a vet?
-Uh, like --
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Like you were here last session.
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-Oh, yeah, I was.
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I was supposed to
just stay for first session,
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but my dad fucked up
and paid for both,
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and he couldn't get a refund,
so I had to stay.
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He was so pissed
when he realized.
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You should have seen his face.
Holy shit.
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-Uh, who are the others?
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-Vets? Me, Logan...
-What's up?
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-...Matt.
You can go.
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-What?
-Ticky and Eli.
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-Eli's a vet?
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-Sadly.
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-I don't know, I just...
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thought you're supposed
to, like, improve or something.
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-Only if you try.
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-Yo, Julian.
-What?
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-Uh, so what's with the whole,
like, musical chairs-y thing?
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-What?
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-Uh, like at lunch with...
-Oh, the Plague?
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Eli's got the Plague.
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It's not funny, bro.
You ever heard of leprosy?
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-Eli's a leper?
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-Lepers aren't real,
but similar.
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There's no official prognosis,
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so we call it the Plague.
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Like, those aren't
regular pimples.
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Those are Plague pimples.
That's a Plague face.
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Like, I'm telling you, bro,
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he didn't have pimples
a few weeks ago.
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That's some Plague shit
right there.
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A few days later,
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he gets a freaky ass rash
all over his body.
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Like, why do you think he
wears that shirt all the time?
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You think that's
a fashion statement?
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Nah, bro,
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that's some Plague shit.
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Next thing,
it infects the nervous system,
237
00:12:57,411 --> 00:13:00,214
breaks down motor skills.
238
00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:04,285
You bump into some things,
trip over yourself.
239
00:13:04,385 --> 00:13:06,186
You start dropping shit.
240
00:13:06,287 --> 00:13:09,256
Normal things like eye contact
241
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:14,828
or the ability
to hold a regular conversation
242
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,997
just goes out the window.
243
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,268
Turns your brain to baby food.
244
00:13:22,504 --> 00:13:24,071
No brain, no nothing.
245
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:27,709
-So, I mean, shouldn't he --
246
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:30,512
shouldn't he, like,
see a doctor?
247
00:13:30,612 --> 00:13:34,315
-I mean, he has.
It's like herpes.
248
00:13:34,415 --> 00:13:35,583
No cure for him.
249
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,484
[ Whistle blows ]
250
00:13:37,585 --> 00:13:40,555
♪♪
251
00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:45,292
-So it's --
it's like contagious?
252
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,995
-Incredibly,
but only through touch.
253
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:52,534
So if you're exposed...
254
00:13:52,634 --> 00:13:56,270
Oh, man, you just gotta
wash yourself like stat.
255
00:13:56,370 --> 00:14:00,474
-[ Vocalizing ]
256
00:14:00,575 --> 00:14:10,351
♪♪
257
00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:20,227
♪♪
258
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:30,070
♪♪
259
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:39,714
♪♪
260
00:14:39,814 --> 00:14:42,483
[ Indistinct conversations ]
261
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,057
[ Laughter ]
262
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,899
-What?
Too cold for you, Soppy?
263
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:05,573
-Uh, no. It's good.
-"No, it's, um, good."
264
00:15:05,673 --> 00:15:08,610
Soppy, you get no bitches.
265
00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:12,847
Soppy, where are you from?
266
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,048
-Um, "Boson."
-Huh?
267
00:15:15,149 --> 00:15:17,217
-"Boson."
-"Boson"?
268
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,888
Like, what did he just say?
269
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,155
"Boson"?
Boston.
270
00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:23,525
-You "boson" around?
-"Boson."
271
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,426
He can't pronounce the T.
272
00:15:25,527 --> 00:15:26,795
[ Laughter ]
273
00:15:26,895 --> 00:15:29,129
[ Indistinct conversations ]
274
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,475
-Yo, yo,
that's where Eli was sitting.
275
00:15:41,576 --> 00:15:43,310
Like, he's infected.
276
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:46,046
[ All shouting ]
277
00:15:46,614 --> 00:15:48,583
-He's contagious!
278
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,888
-[ Singsong voice ]
Jake's got the Plague!
279
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:57,725
Jake's got the Plague!
Jake's got the Plague!
280
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,727
Jake's got the Plague!
281
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:03,765
Jake, Jake, Jake, Plague!
282
00:16:03,865 --> 00:16:05,867
Jake has the Plague!
283
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,602
-Am I good?
284
00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:09,002
[ All scream ]
285
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:12,473
-Chelsea Simone.
286
00:16:12,574 --> 00:16:14,876
-Kate Fulton.
287
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,109
-Shelly Wong.
288
00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:18,245
-Smelly Shelly?
289
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,615
-Bro, I swear you're all
about the Asians.
290
00:16:20,715 --> 00:16:22,917
-Dude, shut up!
291
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,687
-See, I'm all about
the half-Asians.
292
00:16:25,787 --> 00:16:26,987
-Which half?
293
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,657
-I don't know, the left half?
-What?
294
00:16:29,757 --> 00:16:31,191
-Where that Lubriderm at?
295
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,293
-I gave it to Ticky.
296
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:36,063
-Why are you such a lube hog?
297
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:40,200
-Soppy, what are you
thinking about right now?
298
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,871
Come on, spit it out.
299
00:16:42,971 --> 00:16:44,438
-Um,
300
00:16:44,539 --> 00:16:48,543
I'm just thinking about
this girl I saw earlier.
301
00:16:48,643 --> 00:16:50,110
-Okay.
-What girl?
302
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,947
-Puss-ay.
-She live in Canada?
303
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,883
-Bukkake.
304
00:16:54,983 --> 00:16:57,652
-Yo,
someone get this man some lube.
305
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,958
Yo, tell me about her.
306
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,159
We all want to hear it.
-[ Laughs ]
307
00:17:11,799 --> 00:17:13,535
-Soppy.
308
00:17:13,635 --> 00:17:15,603
[ Springs squeaking ]
309
00:17:16,938 --> 00:17:18,606
-Um,
310
00:17:18,706 --> 00:17:21,108
I'm picturing her
311
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,511
standing in the shower,
312
00:17:23,611 --> 00:17:25,013
washing herself.
313
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,915
-Okay.
314
00:17:27,015 --> 00:17:28,950
[ Squeaking continues ]
315
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:32,219
-Suddenly she...
316
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:36,323
Starts, like, rubbing herself
317
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,560
and...
318
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:43,631
she tells me how, like...
319
00:17:43,731 --> 00:17:45,600
wet she is.
320
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:49,403
-Ooh, damn, Soppy.
That's some hardcore shit.
321
00:17:49,504 --> 00:17:53,841
-I'm close.
322
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,743
Don't stop.
323
00:17:57,779 --> 00:17:59,446
-And, um...
324
00:17:59,547 --> 00:18:01,616
-I just came.
325
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:06,353
-I'm not gonna lie,
so did I.
326
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,123
-Uh, sorry.
327
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,292
I did too. So.
328
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,260
-Same.
329
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:18,265
[ Door creaks closed ]
330
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,238
[ Toilet flushes ]
331
00:18:43,524 --> 00:18:47,729
♪♪
332
00:18:51,599 --> 00:18:57,137
♪♪
333
00:19:00,775 --> 00:19:09,784
♪♪
334
00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:17,058
♪♪
335
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:23,865
♪♪
336
00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:30,605
♪♪
337
00:19:30,705 --> 00:19:37,145
♪♪
338
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,746
[ Whistle blows ]
339
00:19:50,892 --> 00:19:55,295
[ Indistinct conversations ]
340
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,165
-I don't think
I'll ever get married.
341
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,566
-What?
-Maybe when I'm like 50.
342
00:19:58,666 --> 00:20:01,102
-Millions of pirates
swarming the sea.
343
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,937
-Your dad's like 60 right now?
344
00:20:03,037 --> 00:20:04,539
-What are you talking about?
345
00:20:04,639 --> 00:20:07,307
-What if pirates
don't drink champagne, though?
346
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:13,147
What if they just say
"Oh, oh, oh, oh"?
347
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,448
-What are you doing?
348
00:20:14,549 --> 00:20:16,017
-What do you mean,
what am I doing?
349
00:20:16,117 --> 00:20:17,451
That's the pirate call, stupid.
350
00:20:17,552 --> 00:20:19,020
-That's not a pirate call.
351
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,688
-It is a pirate call.
So tell me --
352
00:20:20,788 --> 00:20:22,489
Tell me what that is then.
-That's like a Viking call, bro.
353
00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:24,357
-What is a Viking?
-Well, it's like a --
354
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,393
-It's like a --
-Like a old village --
355
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:29,197
-Yeah.
-A pirate's "Arr, matey."
356
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:37,471
♪♪
357
00:20:37,572 --> 00:20:45,580
♪♪
358
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:53,654
♪♪
359
00:20:53,755 --> 00:21:01,696
♪♪
360
00:21:01,796 --> 00:21:02,864
-[ Gasps ]
361
00:21:02,964 --> 00:21:05,499
♪♪
362
00:21:06,734 --> 00:21:11,005
-Oh, my God.
Holy shit, dude.
363
00:21:11,105 --> 00:21:12,607
Fuck! Are you okay?
364
00:21:12,707 --> 00:21:14,709
♪♪
365
00:21:15,743 --> 00:21:18,746
-Had a boo boo.
Now it's better.
366
00:21:20,014 --> 00:21:22,750
-Oh, my God, dude.
367
00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:25,052
How did you --
368
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:27,454
How did you do that?
369
00:21:27,555 --> 00:21:30,357
-Thou shalt never know, mortal.
370
00:21:33,795 --> 00:21:38,866
♪♪
371
00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:44,071
♪♪
372
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:49,243
♪♪
373
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:54,749
♪♪
374
00:22:06,627 --> 00:22:09,230
-Wait. Go, go, go, go.
375
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:18,272
♪♪
376
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:27,315
♪♪
377
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:32,086
-[ Vocalizing ]
378
00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:38,659
♪♪
379
00:22:38,759 --> 00:22:44,999
♪♪
380
00:22:45,099 --> 00:22:51,572
♪♪
381
00:22:51,672 --> 00:22:57,912
♪♪
382
00:22:58,012 --> 00:23:04,285
♪♪
383
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:10,825
♪♪
384
00:23:10,925 --> 00:23:17,198
♪♪
385
00:23:17,298 --> 00:23:23,537
♪♪
386
00:23:23,638 --> 00:23:25,773
[ Indistinct shouting ]
387
00:23:25,873 --> 00:23:35,383
♪♪
388
00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:38,185
-The only thing you do good
is to use it.
389
00:23:40,888 --> 00:23:43,557
-Light that up.
390
00:23:46,193 --> 00:23:48,829
-It's squirting, it's squirting.
391
00:23:48,930 --> 00:23:56,404
♪♪
392
00:23:56,504 --> 00:24:04,178
♪♪
393
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:11,953
♪♪
394
00:24:12,053 --> 00:24:19,492
♪♪
395
00:24:19,593 --> 00:24:22,296
-Whoo! Yeah!
396
00:24:22,396 --> 00:24:28,736
♪♪
397
00:24:28,836 --> 00:24:31,339
-The only thing you do good
is to use it.
398
00:24:31,439 --> 00:24:32,640
-What the fuck?
399
00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:34,542
-Yo, where's the music at, Matt?
400
00:24:34,642 --> 00:24:37,211
-Why are you so terrible
at everything?
401
00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:40,982
♪♪
402
00:24:41,082 --> 00:24:42,850
-Come on.
403
00:24:42,950 --> 00:24:49,290
♪♪
404
00:24:49,390 --> 00:24:55,229
-♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
405
00:24:55,329 --> 00:25:00,001
♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
406
00:25:00,101 --> 00:25:01,369
-Gracias.
Here we go.
407
00:25:01,469 --> 00:25:05,706
-♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
408
00:25:05,806 --> 00:25:11,979
♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
409
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:17,885
♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
410
00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:22,423
♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
411
00:25:22,523 --> 00:25:24,458
-[ Speaks indistinctly ]
412
00:25:24,558 --> 00:25:34,301
♪♪
413
00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:43,844
♪♪
414
00:25:43,944 --> 00:25:48,616
-♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
415
00:25:48,716 --> 00:25:50,584
-♪ Ba-donk, ba-donk, ba-donk ♪
416
00:25:50,684 --> 00:25:55,122
-♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
417
00:25:55,956 --> 00:26:00,728
♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
418
00:26:01,695 --> 00:26:06,634
♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
419
00:26:07,701 --> 00:26:09,670
♪
Take me away ♪
420
00:26:09,770 --> 00:26:11,672
♪
Take me away ♪
-That's not your girlfriend,
bro.
421
00:26:11,772 --> 00:26:17,411
-♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey,
donkey, donkey, donkey ♪
422
00:26:17,512 --> 00:26:19,213
[ All scream ]
423
00:26:19,313 --> 00:26:27,556
♪♪
424
00:26:27,655 --> 00:26:36,063
♪♪
425
00:26:36,163 --> 00:26:37,566
-Holy shit!
426
00:26:37,665 --> 00:26:39,767
-What the fuck?
427
00:26:39,867 --> 00:26:41,969
-Dude, wash that shit.
428
00:26:42,069 --> 00:26:43,971
-You gotta wash.
429
00:26:44,071 --> 00:26:52,980
♪♪
430
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,517
-Scrub that fucking arm.
-Scrub it.
431
00:26:55,616 --> 00:27:00,988
[ All shouting ]
432
00:27:01,088 --> 00:27:04,358
-And he's scrubbing some more,
and he's scrubbing some more.
433
00:27:08,597 --> 00:27:11,699
-Yo, Soppy, you crazy.
434
00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:15,803
-That was crazy.
That was great.
435
00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:24,613
♪♪
436
00:27:24,712 --> 00:27:30,451
♪♪
437
00:27:30,552 --> 00:27:33,087
-I'm telling you, it's all about
the below-water game.
438
00:27:33,187 --> 00:27:36,591
That separates the pros
from the amateurs.
439
00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:38,692
[ Whistle blows ]
440
00:27:39,628 --> 00:27:41,362
-I heard in the Olympics
441
00:27:41,462 --> 00:27:43,497
that they, like,
shave their pubes
442
00:27:43,598 --> 00:27:45,199
so people can't pull them
off underwater.
443
00:27:45,299 --> 00:27:46,635
-Yep.
444
00:27:46,734 --> 00:27:48,903
-That's savage.
-Yeah.
445
00:27:49,003 --> 00:27:51,438
My brother says you
have to have long fingernails.
446
00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:53,107
You can scratch guys.
447
00:27:53,207 --> 00:27:57,579
So the secret is keep them
smooth, but kind of long.
448
00:27:57,678 --> 00:27:59,146
After they've been approved,
449
00:27:59,246 --> 00:28:02,249
just bite them
into little points.
450
00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:05,052
-Is your brother like a pro?
451
00:28:05,152 --> 00:28:07,922
-I mean, he's only 18,
but Princeton and Brown
452
00:28:08,022 --> 00:28:10,659
are basically in a death match
over him, so.
453
00:28:10,758 --> 00:28:12,993
[ Indistinct conversations ]
454
00:28:15,729 --> 00:28:19,166
♪♪
455
00:28:23,070 --> 00:28:30,110
♪♪
456
00:28:30,211 --> 00:28:37,351
♪♪
457
00:28:41,690 --> 00:28:46,760
♪♪
458
00:28:49,598 --> 00:28:54,569
♪♪
459
00:28:54,669 --> 00:28:56,203
-Damn.
460
00:28:56,303 --> 00:28:58,072
Soppy got game.
461
00:28:58,172 --> 00:28:59,840
Right, Sop?
462
00:29:04,745 --> 00:29:08,983
♪♪
463
00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:12,654
-This guy Charlie,
last session,
464
00:29:12,753 --> 00:29:15,089
he's the one who gave it to Eli.
465
00:29:15,189 --> 00:29:16,423
Got to the point
where he couldn't even
466
00:29:16,524 --> 00:29:18,392
hold a coherent conversation.
467
00:29:18,492 --> 00:29:21,663
He had to go home early.
468
00:29:21,762 --> 00:29:24,465
-Is he okay now?
469
00:29:24,566 --> 00:29:28,637
-Last I heard, he was
in some mental institution.
470
00:29:28,737 --> 00:29:30,672
He spends his days
playing Jenga.
471
00:29:30,771 --> 00:29:33,440
-[ Vocalizing ]
472
00:29:33,541 --> 00:29:40,981
♪♪
473
00:29:41,081 --> 00:29:48,422
♪♪
474
00:29:51,492 --> 00:29:57,031
♪♪
475
00:29:59,333 --> 00:30:04,371
♪♪
476
00:30:06,608 --> 00:30:13,581
♪♪
477
00:30:13,682 --> 00:30:15,282
[ Fan whirring ]
478
00:30:42,109 --> 00:30:44,546
-[ Whispering indistinctly ]
479
00:31:30,658 --> 00:31:33,227
[ Whispering indistinctly ]
480
00:31:53,280 --> 00:32:00,053
♪♪
481
00:32:00,154 --> 00:32:02,791
-Don't forget
to mark your calendars.
482
00:32:02,891 --> 00:32:08,295
The highly anticipated summer
soiree dance for all camps
483
00:32:08,395 --> 00:32:11,265
is coming up
in the main gymnasium.
484
00:32:11,365 --> 00:32:14,401
This year's theme is
Under the Sea.
485
00:32:14,501 --> 00:32:17,806
We'll have a live deejay,
games...
486
00:32:17,906 --> 00:32:27,582
♪♪
487
00:32:32,052 --> 00:32:34,522
-Cheetos.
488
00:32:34,622 --> 00:32:37,525
No, Doritos.
489
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:40,961
No, Cheetos.
490
00:32:41,061 --> 00:32:44,131
-I wouldn't be an evil Sith.
-But Sith are evil.
491
00:32:44,231 --> 00:32:45,867
-No, they just have less --
492
00:32:45,966 --> 00:32:48,068
-No, no, no, no, no,
they're evil.
493
00:32:48,168 --> 00:32:50,103
-No. I could --
-They're just straight-up evil.
494
00:32:50,204 --> 00:32:52,973
-I could turn the majority of
Siths into good people.
495
00:32:53,073 --> 00:32:54,509
-No, you can't.
-Yeah, I would.
496
00:32:54,609 --> 00:32:56,310
-They'd probably just kill you.
-No, I would --
497
00:32:56,410 --> 00:32:58,111
-Or Darth Vader would kill you.
-I would infiltrate them,
498
00:32:58,212 --> 00:33:00,447
and I would make sure
that they all became good.
499
00:33:00,548 --> 00:33:01,982
-One, two, three...
500
00:33:02,082 --> 00:33:05,452
-♪
And though
I'll make mistakes ♪
501
00:33:05,553 --> 00:33:10,859
♪
I'll never break your heart ♪
502
00:33:10,959 --> 00:33:13,026
♪
And I swear ♪
503
00:33:13,126 --> 00:33:18,900
♪
By the moon
and the stars in the sky ♪
504
00:33:18,999 --> 00:33:22,604
♪
I'll be there ♪
505
00:33:22,704 --> 00:33:24,338
♪
I swear ♪
506
00:33:24,438 --> 00:33:30,645
♪
Like the shadow
that's by your side ♪
507
00:33:30,745 --> 00:33:34,114
♪
I'll be there ♪
508
00:33:34,214 --> 00:33:37,017
♪
For better or worse ♪
509
00:33:37,117 --> 00:33:40,087
♪
Till death do us part ♪
510
00:33:40,187 --> 00:33:45,158
♪
I'll love you
with every beat of my heart ♪
511
00:33:45,259 --> 00:33:50,899
♪
And I swear ♪
512
00:33:50,999 --> 00:33:54,301
♪
Ooh ♪
513
00:33:54,401 --> 00:33:57,237
♪♪
514
00:33:57,337 --> 00:33:59,473
[ Indistinct conversations ]
515
00:33:59,574 --> 00:34:04,579
♪♪
516
00:34:04,679 --> 00:34:09,684
♪♪
517
00:34:09,784 --> 00:34:14,822
♪♪
518
00:34:14,923 --> 00:34:19,894
♪♪
519
00:34:19,994 --> 00:34:21,829
-It's Eli.
520
00:34:21,930 --> 00:34:24,398
He's hard, bro.
521
00:34:24,498 --> 00:34:28,168
-Holy shit, yo! Holy shit!
He's hard.
522
00:34:28,268 --> 00:34:31,438
He's got a boner.
-He's fucking hard.
523
00:34:31,539 --> 00:34:33,808
[ Laughter ]
524
00:34:40,147 --> 00:34:42,517
-Yeah! Yeah!
525
00:34:42,617 --> 00:34:44,217
-Fucking boner.
526
00:34:44,318 --> 00:34:47,120
[ Indistinct shouting ]
527
00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:49,591
[ Whistle blowing ]
528
00:34:58,066 --> 00:35:00,100
-Yo, Eli's hard.
-Hey.
529
00:35:02,604 --> 00:35:03,871
In the pool, now.
530
00:35:03,972 --> 00:35:05,940
Come on.
-Yo!
531
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:13,014
-[ Singsong voice ] Eli's hard,
Eli's hard, Eli's hard.
532
00:35:13,113 --> 00:35:15,349
-How old are you guys?
533
00:35:17,852 --> 00:35:20,153
It's a question.
534
00:35:20,253 --> 00:35:22,023
How old?
-13.
535
00:35:22,122 --> 00:35:23,858
-12.
-13.
536
00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:26,694
-12.
-12.
537
00:35:26,794 --> 00:35:30,999
13 and 12.
538
00:35:31,099 --> 00:35:32,967
Old enough.
539
00:35:33,067 --> 00:35:35,302
Well, old enough.
540
00:35:35,402 --> 00:35:39,807
Your actions are not neutral.
541
00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:44,344
I mean, did any of you,
even once stop and think,
542
00:35:44,444 --> 00:35:47,147
"How would I feel
if that were me?"
543
00:35:47,247 --> 00:35:49,751
And you were called out
in front of the girls
544
00:35:49,851 --> 00:35:52,352
and pointed at
and laughed at for something
545
00:35:52,452 --> 00:35:55,757
that I swear to God,
you got no control over.
546
00:35:56,223 --> 00:35:59,459
-[ Chuckles ]
-Logan.
547
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,863
-I guess I'd feel bad.
-D'oh!
548
00:36:01,963 --> 00:36:04,498
-You guess you would feel bad.
549
00:36:04,599 --> 00:36:06,901
Says the guy that lit the match.
550
00:36:07,001 --> 00:36:08,970
-I was just joking.
551
00:36:09,070 --> 00:36:11,506
-So you think it's funny?
552
00:36:11,606 --> 00:36:12,640
-No.
553
00:36:15,409 --> 00:36:17,244
-Jake, what about you?
554
00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:19,147
Do you think it was funny?
-I mean...
555
00:36:19,246 --> 00:36:21,516
-Was it?
-Kind of, yeah.
556
00:36:21,616 --> 00:36:24,552
-"Kind of, yeah."
-[ Laughs ]
557
00:36:24,652 --> 00:36:27,287
-Why? Explain to us.
Why do you think it was funny?
558
00:36:27,387 --> 00:36:29,824
-Well, for one,
his dick was hard.
559
00:36:29,924 --> 00:36:33,094
[ Laughs ]
560
00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:35,163
-Let me ask you this.
561
00:36:35,262 --> 00:36:39,000
Have you ever been shamed
in front of a group?
562
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:41,135
Like, deeply, deeply shamed?
-Mnh-mnh.
563
00:36:41,234 --> 00:36:43,905
That's exactly what
you're doing right now.
564
00:36:44,005 --> 00:36:47,108
[ Laughs ]
565
00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:49,143
-Listen to me.
566
00:36:49,242 --> 00:36:52,080
So you're what, 13?
567
00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:53,548
-12. Yeah.
-12.
568
00:36:53,648 --> 00:36:56,551
And you're laughing at
the stupidest,
569
00:36:56,651 --> 00:36:59,754
most juvenile 5-year-old
"Beavis and Butthead" kind of --
570
00:36:59,854 --> 00:37:01,723
-5-year-olds
watch "Beavis and Butthead"?
571
00:37:01,823 --> 00:37:05,026
-Hey! You have two seconds to
wipe that smile off your face.
572
00:37:05,126 --> 00:37:07,227
Or all of you,
because of Jake,
573
00:37:07,327 --> 00:37:11,165
are going to be doing burpees
in the sun all day.
574
00:37:11,264 --> 00:37:13,735
I'm not even joking.
One...
575
00:37:13,835 --> 00:37:20,875
♪♪
576
00:37:20,975 --> 00:37:22,143
Okay.
577
00:37:22,242 --> 00:37:24,912
-[ Whispers ] Penis.
-[ Laughs ]
578
00:37:26,246 --> 00:37:28,750
-Pick it up or we do it all day.
579
00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:30,718
Pick it up.
580
00:37:31,819 --> 00:37:33,788
Three laps. Two to go.
581
00:37:33,888 --> 00:37:37,457
♪♪
582
00:37:37,558 --> 00:37:39,359
-What is he doing, bro?
583
00:37:41,461 --> 00:37:44,832
-Some kind of, like,
I don't know, fantasy maybe?
584
00:37:46,634 --> 00:37:48,669
-♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey,
donkey ♪
585
00:37:48,770 --> 00:37:50,605
♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey,
donkey ♪
586
00:37:50,705 --> 00:37:52,472
♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey,
donkey ♪
587
00:37:52,573 --> 00:37:54,909
♪ Da-da-da-donkey,
da-da-da-donkey ♪
588
00:37:55,009 --> 00:37:56,544
♪ Da-da-da-da-da-donkey ♪
589
00:37:56,644 --> 00:37:58,513
♪ Donkey, donkey,
donkey, donkey ♪
590
00:37:58,613 --> 00:38:00,480
-Can you, like,
"sop" doing that?
591
00:38:00,581 --> 00:38:03,751
-"Can you, like,
'sop' doing that?"
592
00:38:03,851 --> 00:38:05,787
Suck my dick, Soppy.
593
00:38:05,887 --> 00:38:08,623
-Suck your own dick.
-That's not even possible.
594
00:38:08,723 --> 00:38:09,991
-Yes, it is.
-No, it's not.
595
00:38:10,091 --> 00:38:11,358
-Yes, it is.
596
00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:13,060
Mike Griswold does it
all the time.
597
00:38:13,161 --> 00:38:14,595
-No, he doesn't.
-Yes, he does.
598
00:38:14,695 --> 00:38:16,296
-How?
-What do you mean, how?
599
00:38:16,396 --> 00:38:19,934
The man is double jointed.
End of story.
600
00:38:22,170 --> 00:38:24,806
-Are you a vegetarian?
601
00:38:24,906 --> 00:38:28,209
-Yeah.
-Why?
602
00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:31,712
-Well, I guess I just feel bad
for the animals.
603
00:38:33,014 --> 00:38:35,650
-Would you care if it's
like a three-tongued, like, cow
604
00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:37,985
that's, like,
all gross and shit?
605
00:38:38,085 --> 00:38:40,822
-Yeah. Would you, Soppy?
606
00:38:40,922 --> 00:38:42,422
-I'd still feel bad.
607
00:38:42,523 --> 00:38:45,526
You know, you can't just
go around killing innocent cows
608
00:38:45,626 --> 00:38:48,262
just because they're different.
609
00:38:48,361 --> 00:38:51,599
-How could you
not want to bite this?
610
00:38:51,699 --> 00:38:55,803
-You just don't feel bad?
Like, at all?
611
00:38:55,903 --> 00:38:58,673
It's not its fault
it has three tongues.
612
00:38:58,773 --> 00:39:01,075
-Chill, Soppy.
Why are you spazzing?
613
00:39:01,175 --> 00:39:03,311
-I'm not.
-"I'm not.
614
00:39:03,410 --> 00:39:06,747
It's not its fault
it has three tongues."
615
00:39:06,848 --> 00:39:09,917
-"You have two seconds to
wipe that smile off your face.
616
00:39:10,017 --> 00:39:12,352
Two."
617
00:39:12,452 --> 00:39:13,921
-Can you be more specific?
618
00:39:14,021 --> 00:39:18,059
Can you be more specific?
Can you be more specific?
619
00:39:18,159 --> 00:39:21,696
-Can you be more specific?
Can you be more specific?
620
00:39:21,796 --> 00:39:24,065
-[ Laughs ]
621
00:39:27,568 --> 00:39:30,071
-Where you going?
622
00:39:30,171 --> 00:39:31,471
-Bathroom.
623
00:39:31,572 --> 00:39:33,406
[ Indistinct conversations ]
624
00:39:33,507 --> 00:39:35,408
-Mad cow disease.
625
00:39:39,146 --> 00:39:41,048
-[ Vocalizing ]
626
00:39:41,148 --> 00:39:50,024
♪♪
627
00:39:50,124 --> 00:39:59,066
♪♪
628
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,141
-Yo, Eli. What's up?
629
00:40:27,695 --> 00:40:31,666
Um, how long do you think
we've been in here for?
630
00:40:31,766 --> 00:40:33,367
-Gelatin.
631
00:40:33,466 --> 00:40:34,702
-What?
632
00:40:34,802 --> 00:40:36,370
-You mix it in
with foundation makeup
633
00:40:36,469 --> 00:40:37,972
and pour it in a silicone mold.
634
00:40:38,072 --> 00:40:41,108
Then you paint more detail
and do the blood last.
635
00:40:42,576 --> 00:40:44,145
-What are you talking about?
636
00:40:44,245 --> 00:40:46,814
-For the -- For the trick.
637
00:40:48,883 --> 00:40:50,117
-Oh!
-Yeah.
638
00:40:50,217 --> 00:40:51,519
Frankly, for the blood,
639
00:40:51,619 --> 00:40:53,087
it's important you don't
buy the store stuff.
640
00:40:53,187 --> 00:40:55,790
Either make it with corn syrup
and food coloring
641
00:40:55,890 --> 00:40:58,960
or save yourself some
next time you cut yourself.
642
00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:00,493
-You do that?
643
00:41:00,594 --> 00:41:02,196
-Yeah, you just put
the corn syrup into a bowl
644
00:41:02,296 --> 00:41:03,597
and add the food coloring.
645
00:41:03,698 --> 00:41:05,433
Sometimes I like
to add a bit of water
646
00:41:05,533 --> 00:41:08,501
just so it's not too viscous.
-Uh, no.
647
00:41:08,602 --> 00:41:10,972
You -- You cut yourself?
648
00:41:11,072 --> 00:41:12,239
-Tiny pricks.
649
00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:13,441
It's soothing.
650
00:41:13,541 --> 00:41:15,676
Like a sound bath.
Look.
651
00:41:20,748 --> 00:41:21,916
-You shouldn't do that.
652
00:41:22,016 --> 00:41:23,384
-Why?
653
00:41:23,483 --> 00:41:24,919
-Because it's bad.
654
00:41:33,961 --> 00:41:38,566
Sometimes I dig my nails
into my thumb till it bleeds.
655
00:41:41,569 --> 00:41:43,537
-You're not from here, right?
656
00:41:50,011 --> 00:41:52,713
-Um...
657
00:41:52,813 --> 00:41:57,385
My mom met some guy
at a media summit.
658
00:41:57,485 --> 00:42:00,187
Phil. Um...
659
00:42:00,287 --> 00:42:03,124
And they had an affair,
660
00:42:03,224 --> 00:42:07,294
and she left my dad.
661
00:42:07,395 --> 00:42:09,230
I used to live in Boston.
662
00:42:10,698 --> 00:42:15,002
So basically, we just,
like, uprooted.
663
00:42:15,102 --> 00:42:20,041
Um, so it's been...
664
00:42:20,141 --> 00:42:21,942
It's been kind of weird.
665
00:42:33,788 --> 00:42:36,290
-Do you like your mom?
666
00:42:36,390 --> 00:42:38,025
-She's my mom.
667
00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:40,661
-You ever think about the fact
that at some point in her life,
668
00:42:40,761 --> 00:42:42,596
she had to give head
for the first time?
669
00:42:42,696 --> 00:42:45,166
-Ew, no. Who are you?
670
00:42:45,266 --> 00:42:47,168
-[ As Gollum ] We wants it.
We needs it.
671
00:42:47,268 --> 00:42:48,502
We must have the precious.
672
00:42:48,602 --> 00:42:50,438
They stole it from us.
673
00:42:50,539 --> 00:42:52,406
-Holy shit.
674
00:42:52,507 --> 00:42:55,376
-Wicked tricksy hobbitses.
675
00:42:55,476 --> 00:42:58,679
-[ As Gollum ]
Stupid fat hobbitses.
676
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,256
-Would you rather fuck a dog
and no one ever knows about it
677
00:43:09,356 --> 00:43:14,195
or not fuck a dog but everyone
thinks you fucked a dog?
678
00:43:14,295 --> 00:43:17,231
-Fuck a dog. I think.
679
00:43:17,331 --> 00:43:18,799
-That's evil.
680
00:43:30,111 --> 00:43:35,149
♪♪
681
00:43:35,249 --> 00:43:39,153
-Hey, uh, you've talked to
a doctor, right?
682
00:43:39,253 --> 00:43:40,888
-They gave me this cream,
683
00:43:40,988 --> 00:43:43,257
but I think it might
be making it worse.
684
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:04,011
-Um, do you need a hand or...?
685
00:44:08,315 --> 00:44:10,684
-I don't want to infect you.
686
00:44:11,586 --> 00:44:13,053
-[ Laughs ]
687
00:44:13,154 --> 00:44:15,055
What do you mean?
688
00:44:15,156 --> 00:44:16,891
-With the Plague.
689
00:44:18,292 --> 00:44:22,229
-You don't actually
believe in that, do you?
690
00:44:57,464 --> 00:45:06,207
♪♪
691
00:45:08,677 --> 00:45:11,546
[ Whistle blowing ]
692
00:45:11,646 --> 00:45:17,017
♪♪
693
00:45:17,117 --> 00:45:22,256
♪♪
694
00:45:22,356 --> 00:45:27,529
♪♪
695
00:45:27,629 --> 00:45:32,967
♪♪
696
00:45:33,067 --> 00:45:38,239
♪♪
697
00:45:38,339 --> 00:45:43,477
♪♪
698
00:45:43,578 --> 00:45:48,949
♪♪
699
00:45:49,049 --> 00:45:54,188
♪♪
700
00:45:54,288 --> 00:45:59,460
♪♪
701
00:45:59,561 --> 00:46:04,699
♪♪
702
00:46:04,798 --> 00:46:10,137
♪♪
703
00:46:10,237 --> 00:46:15,409
♪♪
704
00:46:15,510 --> 00:46:20,649
♪♪
705
00:46:20,749 --> 00:46:26,086
♪♪
706
00:46:26,186 --> 00:46:28,523
♪♪
707
00:46:28,623 --> 00:46:30,759
-Oh!
708
00:46:30,858 --> 00:46:40,434
♪♪
709
00:46:40,535 --> 00:46:47,808
-Uh, are you guys, like, joking?
710
00:46:47,908 --> 00:46:50,077
Very funny.
711
00:46:50,177 --> 00:46:58,886
♪♪
712
00:46:58,986 --> 00:47:02,356
-Okay, you can --
you can stop now.
713
00:47:02,456 --> 00:47:08,730
♪♪
714
00:47:08,829 --> 00:47:15,369
♪♪
715
00:47:15,469 --> 00:47:21,743
♪♪
716
00:47:21,842 --> 00:47:28,349
♪♪
717
00:47:28,449 --> 00:47:34,556
-[ Vocalizing ]
718
00:47:36,023 --> 00:47:42,930
[ Vocalizing ]
719
00:47:44,064 --> 00:47:50,371
[ Vocalizing ]
720
00:47:50,471 --> 00:47:53,107
-[ Breathing heavily ]
721
00:48:04,885 --> 00:48:07,287
♪♪
722
00:48:12,025 --> 00:48:14,261
[ Door opens ]
723
00:48:15,530 --> 00:48:18,533
-Jake told everyone
you have the Plague.
724
00:48:21,335 --> 00:48:24,739
-It's, like, not even a thing.
725
00:48:24,839 --> 00:48:27,509
-He said you gave
Eli a backrub.
726
00:48:28,777 --> 00:48:32,580
-Yeah, that's totally untrue.
So.
727
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:37,985
-Said you used scented oils
or something like lavender.
728
00:48:41,823 --> 00:48:45,392
-You know the Plague is fake,
right?
729
00:48:45,492 --> 00:48:48,429
-Yeah. It's dumb.
730
00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:56,203
You forgot your goggles.
731
00:49:03,410 --> 00:49:04,646
-Thanks.
732
00:49:04,746 --> 00:49:12,654
♪♪
733
00:49:12,754 --> 00:49:20,728
♪♪
734
00:49:20,829 --> 00:49:22,564
-I don't have the Plague.
735
00:49:22,664 --> 00:49:23,898
-What?
736
00:49:23,997 --> 00:49:26,099
-You told everyone
I have the Plague.
737
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:29,102
-No, I didn't.
-Yes, you did. I know you did.
738
00:49:29,203 --> 00:49:30,471
-I provided the dots.
739
00:49:30,572 --> 00:49:32,674
I can't help if others
connect them.
740
00:49:32,774 --> 00:49:34,776
-The dots?
741
00:49:34,876 --> 00:49:37,144
-Giving Eli a back rub.
-That's not --
742
00:49:37,244 --> 00:49:39,413
-It wasn't a back rub.
743
00:49:39,514 --> 00:49:40,615
-Okay.
744
00:49:40,715 --> 00:49:43,484
[ Pinball machine dinging ]
745
00:49:43,585 --> 00:49:46,654
-How would you feel
if I told everyone
746
00:49:46,754 --> 00:49:48,857
your mom's, like, a stripper?
747
00:49:48,957 --> 00:49:51,960
-Confused.
-Confused?
748
00:49:52,059 --> 00:49:57,765
-I'd feel really
fucking confused.
749
00:49:57,866 --> 00:50:00,133
-Why?
750
00:50:00,234 --> 00:50:03,905
-'Cause my mom's dead.
751
00:50:04,004 --> 00:50:07,040
-That's not funny.
752
00:50:07,140 --> 00:50:08,442
-I'm not joking.
753
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:14,649
-There's nothing wrong
with me.
754
00:50:14,749 --> 00:50:16,316
-Okay.
755
00:50:17,585 --> 00:50:19,486
-The Plague is fake.
756
00:50:22,690 --> 00:50:23,992
-Okay.
757
00:50:24,559 --> 00:50:30,665
-So can you please
tell everyone that I'm good?
758
00:50:30,765 --> 00:50:32,132
-I thought you said it's fake.
759
00:50:32,232 --> 00:50:33,902
-I mean, it is.
760
00:50:34,002 --> 00:50:35,570
Right?
761
00:50:35,670 --> 00:50:37,070
-Maybe you don't have it.
762
00:50:37,170 --> 00:50:38,806
Did you wash your hands after?
763
00:50:38,907 --> 00:50:40,842
-After what?
-The back rub.
764
00:50:40,942 --> 00:50:42,911
-It wasn't a back rub.
765
00:50:43,011 --> 00:50:44,946
He needed help
with his rash cream.
766
00:50:45,045 --> 00:50:46,280
-Okay.
767
00:50:48,482 --> 00:50:50,818
-Why are you doing this to me?
768
00:50:50,919 --> 00:50:52,520
-Doing what?
769
00:50:52,620 --> 00:50:55,188
-Telling everyone
that I have the Plague.
-Bro, come on.
770
00:50:55,289 --> 00:50:58,392
Don't let what other people
think decide who you are.
771
00:50:58,492 --> 00:51:01,461
-What is that,
like a fortune cookie?
772
00:51:01,563 --> 00:51:03,263
-Dennis Rodman.
773
00:51:07,835 --> 00:51:10,137
-Well,
I washed my hands twice.
774
00:51:10,237 --> 00:51:12,139
That means I don't have it,
right?
775
00:51:14,308 --> 00:51:16,443
-She does not smell good.
She smells like a foot.
776
00:51:16,544 --> 00:51:18,680
-No, she doesn't.
-[ Speaks indistinctly ]
777
00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:21,315
-Yeah, maybe because I was
up in her eyes.
778
00:51:21,415 --> 00:51:23,785
-You were
not up in anything.
779
00:52:06,527 --> 00:52:12,066
♪♪
780
00:52:12,165 --> 00:52:17,905
♪♪
781
00:52:18,006 --> 00:52:23,711
♪♪
782
00:52:23,811 --> 00:52:29,584
♪♪
783
00:52:29,684 --> 00:52:35,389
♪♪
784
00:52:35,489 --> 00:52:41,029
♪♪
785
00:52:41,129 --> 00:52:46,834
♪♪
786
00:52:46,934 --> 00:52:52,840
♪♪
787
00:53:03,651 --> 00:53:05,820
-Brought you
some tasty morsels.
788
00:53:06,788 --> 00:53:09,924
Got fries there, a hot dog,
Skittles...
789
00:53:10,024 --> 00:53:11,592
gummy bears.
790
00:53:12,694 --> 00:53:14,261
-Thanks.
791
00:53:17,098 --> 00:53:19,901
-This kid, Nick Sinsigali,
792
00:53:20,001 --> 00:53:23,071
he put laxatives in my thermos
before our trip to New York
793
00:53:23,171 --> 00:53:27,942
to see "Les Mis," and the bus
didn't have any bathrooms, so...
794
00:53:29,110 --> 00:53:30,578
Yeah.
795
00:53:30,678 --> 00:53:32,647
My mom had to come
pick me up.
796
00:53:32,747 --> 00:53:35,550
It sucks 'cause I
actually really like "Les Mis."
797
00:53:40,621 --> 00:53:42,523
-Yeah.
-I saw you went
and talked to a girl
798
00:53:42,623 --> 00:53:44,525
and you froze up and you said
you liked pineapple.
799
00:53:44,625 --> 00:53:47,695
-Exactly. At least
me and Logan
have girls.
800
00:53:47,795 --> 00:53:50,297
-No, you guys don't have shit.
Alright.
801
00:53:50,397 --> 00:53:52,166
Well, either -- Yo.
-Shut up.
802
00:53:52,265 --> 00:53:53,868
-Either you can get --
You can get...
803
00:53:53,968 --> 00:53:55,402
-The only thing.
-Well, I have been inside
Marguerite.
804
00:53:55,502 --> 00:53:56,871
-Well, you guys --
805
00:53:56,971 --> 00:53:58,840
[ Clattering ]
806
00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:12,252
-[ Chuckles ]
807
00:54:17,859 --> 00:54:19,426
[ Tray thuds ]
808
00:54:28,035 --> 00:54:30,037
[ Shoe squeaks, heavy thud ]
809
00:54:31,139 --> 00:54:33,273
[ Laughter ]
810
00:54:33,373 --> 00:54:36,611
[ Indistinct conversations ]
811
00:54:39,346 --> 00:54:42,016
-Phase two -- motor skills.
812
00:54:42,116 --> 00:54:43,117
Gone.
813
00:54:43,217 --> 00:54:44,919
[ Clattering ]
814
00:54:45,019 --> 00:54:47,054
-Mm!
[ Locker slams ]
815
00:54:47,155 --> 00:54:48,923
[ Sighs ]
816
00:54:57,397 --> 00:54:58,900
-You see, it was like,
facing the wall,
817
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,333
you can't look at the dog.
-What do you see?
818
00:55:00,433 --> 00:55:01,702
-You could get like a...
819
00:55:01,803 --> 00:55:03,604
-Yeah, but you can't
see the dog, bro.
820
00:55:03,704 --> 00:55:07,041
-You're like her guide dog.
-No. There's a cat...
821
00:55:07,141 --> 00:55:08,743
[ Indistinct conversation ]
822
00:55:08,843 --> 00:55:10,645
-What do you think Soppy
is doing?
823
00:55:10,745 --> 00:55:12,713
-That's actually
a great question.
Where the fuck is Soppy?
824
00:55:12,814 --> 00:55:16,184
-Probably giving Eli a belly rub
this time, after the back rub.
825
00:55:16,284 --> 00:55:17,852
[ Laughter ]
826
00:55:17,952 --> 00:55:20,054
-Maybe he's giving out
some back pats.
827
00:55:20,154 --> 00:55:21,622
-Back pats?
828
00:55:21,722 --> 00:55:24,192
[ Indistinct conversation fade ]
829
00:55:24,292 --> 00:55:33,301
♪♪
830
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:42,243
♪♪
831
00:55:42,342 --> 00:55:45,279
[ Singers vocalizing ]
832
00:55:45,378 --> 00:55:53,588
♪♪
833
00:55:53,688 --> 00:55:57,692
♪♪
834
00:56:00,828 --> 00:56:09,904
♪♪
835
00:56:10,004 --> 00:56:18,045
♪♪
836
00:56:18,145 --> 00:56:23,584
♪♪
837
00:56:23,684 --> 00:56:26,053
-[ Moaning softly ]
838
00:56:26,153 --> 00:56:29,056
[ Singers continue vocalizing ]
839
00:56:29,156 --> 00:56:35,930
♪♪
840
00:56:36,030 --> 00:56:45,806
♪♪
841
00:56:45,907 --> 00:56:47,308
♪♪
842
00:56:47,407 --> 00:56:49,310
[ Continues moaning softly ]
843
00:56:49,409 --> 00:56:57,351
♪♪
844
00:56:57,450 --> 00:57:05,359
♪♪
845
00:57:05,458 --> 00:57:06,727
[ Singing fades ]
846
00:57:06,827 --> 00:57:09,163
[ Continues moaning softly ]
847
00:57:09,263 --> 00:57:12,033
[ Hushed laughter ]
848
00:57:15,002 --> 00:57:18,339
-[ Whispering ] My name
is Soppy, and I just let it out.
849
00:57:18,438 --> 00:57:20,141
[ Laughter, switch clicking ]
850
00:57:20,241 --> 00:57:23,244
-Soppy!
851
00:57:23,344 --> 00:57:26,113
[ Hushed laughter ]
852
00:57:27,214 --> 00:57:29,583
-Better not be dreaming
about one of our bitches.
853
00:57:29,684 --> 00:57:32,119
Yeah!
-[ Gasps ]
854
00:57:32,219 --> 00:57:33,486
[ Laughter ]
-Aww, Soppy!
855
00:57:33,587 --> 00:57:36,290
-Soppy!
-Soppy!
856
00:57:36,390 --> 00:57:37,692
-Soppy!
857
00:57:37,792 --> 00:57:39,860
[ Laughter,
indistinct shouting ]
858
00:57:43,197 --> 00:57:45,933
[ Laughter, indistinct shouting
in distance ]
859
00:57:46,033 --> 00:57:51,505
♪♪
860
00:57:58,779 --> 00:58:01,949
[ Indistinct conversations
in distance ]
861
00:58:02,049 --> 00:58:04,285
-Excuse me. Hello?
Um, do you have a phone?
862
00:58:04,385 --> 00:58:07,321
[ Coin clatters, beeping ]
863
00:58:07,421 --> 00:58:09,757
-Hello?
-Mom.
864
00:58:09,857 --> 00:58:11,959
-Hi. Ben, is that you?
865
00:58:14,195 --> 00:58:17,164
Ben? Honey? Are you there?
Can you hear me?
866
00:58:19,233 --> 00:58:20,968
Ben, are you there?
867
00:58:21,068 --> 00:58:23,637
-Yeah. Um, yeah, I...
868
00:58:25,506 --> 00:58:27,775
I was just wondering, um...
869
00:58:29,710 --> 00:58:33,147
...uh, if you could
just pick me up.
870
00:58:33,247 --> 00:58:35,750
-Honey, where are you?
871
00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:37,184
Ben, honey,
tell me where you are.
872
00:58:37,284 --> 00:58:38,319
Tell me where you are right --
873
00:58:38,419 --> 00:58:41,155
[ Insects chirping ]
874
00:58:41,255 --> 00:58:43,958
[ Vehicle approaches ]
875
00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:48,662
[ Car door opens ]
-Ben.
876
00:58:53,834 --> 00:58:56,037
[ Plates clinking in distance ]
877
00:58:58,072 --> 00:59:01,776
Hey, you know what my
favorite day of high school was?
878
00:59:03,611 --> 00:59:05,079
Very last day.
879
00:59:06,747 --> 00:59:09,917
Hated it.
Yeah. Had a nickname.
880
00:59:10,017 --> 00:59:12,253
It was Chubz.
881
00:59:12,353 --> 00:59:16,924
I hadn't even been overweight
since middle school,
882
00:59:17,024 --> 00:59:20,027
but the name followed me,
and, you know,
883
00:59:20,127 --> 00:59:21,595
it was stuck in my head.
884
00:59:21,695 --> 00:59:24,465
And then you know what?
885
00:59:24,565 --> 00:59:26,801
I graduated...
886
00:59:26,901 --> 00:59:30,838
and I left it all behind,
and I started fresh.
887
00:59:30,938 --> 00:59:32,907
[ Smooth jazz
playing over speakers ]
888
00:59:33,007 --> 00:59:36,110
You see?
889
00:59:36,210 --> 00:59:39,647
-So...your 20s were good?
890
00:59:40,681 --> 00:59:43,084
-Uh...ehh, no.
891
00:59:43,184 --> 00:59:46,253
No, I mean, I had
my heart broken, and --
892
00:59:46,353 --> 00:59:49,256
and then, you know, I --
I gained some more weight,
893
00:59:49,356 --> 00:59:50,758
30 pounds, and then,
894
00:59:50,858 --> 00:59:53,928
well, then [chuckles]
I put my back out
895
00:59:54,028 --> 00:59:56,230
just literally reaching
for a set of keys,
896
00:59:56,330 --> 00:59:58,499
and the doctor said I
was never gonna, you know,
897
00:59:58,599 --> 00:59:59,767
recover and whatever.
898
00:59:59,867 --> 01:00:01,669
But, I mean, even still,
899
01:00:01,769 --> 01:00:05,106
yes, it was way better
than my teens.
900
01:00:05,206 --> 01:00:07,141
Now, my 30s...
901
01:00:07,241 --> 01:00:08,676
better than my 20s.
902
01:00:08,776 --> 01:00:12,646
And now, I mean,
look at me now, right?
903
01:00:12,746 --> 01:00:14,648
40 and sporty.
904
01:00:16,518 --> 01:00:18,319
-And...
[ Sniffles ]
905
01:00:18,419 --> 01:00:22,656
...your teens were better
than...
906
01:00:22,756 --> 01:00:25,292
like, your first decade?
-Pshh.
907
01:00:25,392 --> 01:00:26,727
Hell no.
908
01:00:26,827 --> 01:00:29,964
I mean,
that time is just pure bliss.
909
01:00:30,064 --> 01:00:32,299
I mean,
nothing better than that.
910
01:00:35,236 --> 01:00:37,539
-This is like the
most depressing pep talk ever.
911
01:00:37,638 --> 01:00:40,274
-Look, just...
912
01:00:40,374 --> 01:00:41,775
be yourself, 'cause...
913
01:00:41,876 --> 01:00:43,777
[ Exhales sharply ]
914
01:00:44,645 --> 01:00:46,981
...then what else
are you gonna be?
915
01:00:48,782 --> 01:00:50,818
You're you. It's cool.
916
01:00:50,918 --> 01:00:53,120
Just be yourself, man.
917
01:00:54,922 --> 01:00:56,625
It'll all work out.
918
01:00:56,724 --> 01:00:59,193
I know it's a cliché.
-[ Sniffles ]
919
01:01:04,765 --> 01:01:06,400
-I don't know if that helps.
920
01:01:09,470 --> 01:01:10,971
Anyway...
921
01:01:11,071 --> 01:01:13,874
My mom didn't yell at you,
right?
922
01:01:13,974 --> 01:01:16,777
-She was just concerned,
that's all.
923
01:01:16,877 --> 01:01:19,246
You really scared her.
-[ Exhales sharply ]
924
01:01:19,346 --> 01:01:21,015
-It's okay to cry.
925
01:01:21,115 --> 01:01:22,584
Just let it out.
926
01:01:22,683 --> 01:01:25,186
Let it out. It's cool.
927
01:01:29,690 --> 01:01:32,661
-[ Sniffles, exhales slowly ]
928
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:37,031
She just doesn't know
how to, like, be a person.
929
01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:43,237
-Someone giving you
a hard time, Ben?
930
01:01:47,341 --> 01:01:50,711
'Cause if they are,
you just gotta tell me.
931
01:01:50,811 --> 01:01:53,515
'Cause your silence
is helping no one.
932
01:01:53,615 --> 01:01:55,282
Especially not you.
933
01:01:58,852 --> 01:02:00,655
Is it Jake?
934
01:02:00,754 --> 01:02:03,724
-What? No. No. No, why?
935
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:07,962
-Okay.
936
01:02:08,062 --> 01:02:09,263
Okay.
937
01:02:14,768 --> 01:02:16,737
Listen, guys like Jake...
938
01:02:16,837 --> 01:02:18,772
they're just scared.
939
01:02:18,872 --> 01:02:21,375
They're terrified
of guys like Eli
940
01:02:21,475 --> 01:02:23,077
'cause he's different.
941
01:02:24,478 --> 01:02:25,813
You wanna know a secret?
942
01:02:25,913 --> 01:02:27,448
We're all different.
943
01:02:27,549 --> 01:02:29,216
All of us.
944
01:02:29,316 --> 01:02:31,018
I haven't even
thought about the guys
945
01:02:31,118 --> 01:02:33,521
that called me Chubz
until, like, right now.
946
01:02:33,622 --> 01:02:35,523
[ Fading ]
In fact, right now,
947
01:02:35,624 --> 01:02:37,925
they're probably
sitting on a couch,
948
01:02:38,025 --> 01:02:41,195
guess what, super chubby.
949
01:02:42,329 --> 01:02:43,764
Alright, so...
950
01:02:43,864 --> 01:02:46,735
[ Muffled, indistinct ]
951
01:02:46,834 --> 01:02:53,575
♪♪
952
01:02:53,675 --> 01:02:55,843
[ Chuckles ]
You know?
953
01:03:01,650 --> 01:03:03,317
What do you say?
954
01:03:04,952 --> 01:03:07,021
Wanna take me home?
955
01:03:11,425 --> 01:03:14,663
[ Indistinct announcement
over PA system ]
956
01:03:14,763 --> 01:03:17,197
The swim session
-starts in 10 minutes.
957
01:03:17,298 --> 01:03:21,302
Councilors, please make sure
you bring some sunscreen.
958
01:03:21,402 --> 01:03:23,605
[
Indistinct ]
959
01:03:23,705 --> 01:03:26,240
-Who's that?
-Yeah. You see, man?
960
01:03:26,340 --> 01:03:29,511
-[ Indistinct ]
-No, [indistinct] came first.
961
01:03:29,611 --> 01:03:33,080
-We think the same.
-No, the chicken came first, yo.
962
01:03:33,180 --> 01:03:34,815
-Why are we
even entertaining this?
963
01:03:34,915 --> 01:03:36,950
-I disagree. Exactly.
-Why did you just say egg?
964
01:03:37,051 --> 01:03:40,287
[ Indistinct conversation fades
in distance ]
965
01:03:46,561 --> 01:03:49,430
-[ Indistinct ] Okay?
966
01:03:49,531 --> 01:03:51,566
I don't see why you have
a problem with him.
967
01:03:51,666 --> 01:03:54,902
[ Indistinct ]
968
01:04:04,445 --> 01:04:08,616
♪♪
969
01:04:08,717 --> 01:04:11,251
-♪
Boom, lots of love's
got me going with this ♪
970
01:04:11,352 --> 01:04:14,188
♪
Episode, motherfucker,
and I came for this ♪
971
01:04:14,288 --> 01:04:17,024
♪
I was cool, I'm the gun
'cause I made the beat ♪
972
01:04:17,124 --> 01:04:19,460
-That's like incest, man.
973
01:04:19,561 --> 01:04:21,261
-It wasn't in their bed.
974
01:04:21,362 --> 01:04:23,565
They have this,
like, big bathtub
975
01:04:23,665 --> 01:04:26,133
with, like, a
waterfall spout.
976
01:04:26,233 --> 01:04:28,469
Just sliding your butt
to the side.
977
01:04:28,570 --> 01:04:31,438
Pop your legs up. Ooh.
978
01:04:31,539 --> 01:04:34,041
-Yo, my uncle has a hot tub,
979
01:04:34,141 --> 01:04:36,877
and the jets, they're amazing.
980
01:04:36,977 --> 01:04:38,912
-You see? He gets it.
981
01:04:39,012 --> 01:04:41,014
-Not the same thing, though.
982
01:04:41,115 --> 01:04:43,417
-No, it is the same thing.
983
01:04:44,519 --> 01:04:46,220
-[ Indistinct, muffled ]
984
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:48,823
...walking into a Taco Bell.
985
01:04:48,922 --> 01:04:51,258
You ever been
to Mongolian Grill?
986
01:04:52,594 --> 01:04:53,828
Dude, it's insane.
987
01:04:53,927 --> 01:04:55,362
They got guys
throwing meat cleavers.
988
01:04:55,462 --> 01:04:57,097
It's like, chop, chop, chop,
chop, toss.
989
01:04:57,197 --> 01:04:58,966
"How are you doing today,
ma'am?" Catch.
990
01:04:59,066 --> 01:05:01,068
Chop, chop, chop, chop, catch.
Toss.
991
01:05:03,003 --> 01:05:04,806
I've always wanted to start
a restaurant.
992
01:05:04,905 --> 01:05:09,711
Wait, maybe instead of
being seated at a booth,
993
01:05:09,811 --> 01:05:11,178
you're brought
to your own private sauna
994
01:05:11,278 --> 01:05:12,980
and it's like,
"Good morning, folks.
995
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:14,716
Welcome to Steam N' Sizzle.
996
01:05:14,816 --> 01:05:17,585
Can I take your order?"
Open 24/7.
997
01:05:28,596 --> 01:05:29,930
-Um...
998
01:05:31,098 --> 01:05:34,903
...do you ever think, like...
999
01:05:35,002 --> 01:05:40,941
maybe the Plague
isn't 100% fake?
1000
01:05:48,516 --> 01:05:56,290
♪♪
1001
01:05:56,390 --> 01:05:57,592
Never mind.
1002
01:05:57,692 --> 01:05:59,359
That was a dumb question.
1003
01:05:59,460 --> 01:06:03,030
♪♪
1004
01:06:03,130 --> 01:06:05,232
-I think there's
something wrong with me.
1005
01:06:05,332 --> 01:06:09,002
♪♪
1006
01:06:09,102 --> 01:06:10,237
-What do you mean?
1007
01:06:10,337 --> 01:06:14,007
♪♪
1008
01:06:14,107 --> 01:06:15,309
-I don't know.
1009
01:06:15,409 --> 01:06:17,478
I just feel something's wrong.
1010
01:06:17,579 --> 01:06:23,618
♪♪
1011
01:06:23,718 --> 01:06:24,919
-Yeah, but...
1012
01:06:25,018 --> 01:06:27,020
but that-- that's...
1013
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:30,023
just a feeling, right?
1014
01:06:31,291 --> 01:06:35,262
Like, it-- it's not...
actually real.
1015
01:06:35,362 --> 01:06:44,806
♪♪
1016
01:06:44,906 --> 01:06:54,516
♪♪
1017
01:06:54,616 --> 01:07:04,258
♪♪
1018
01:07:04,358 --> 01:07:13,735
♪♪
1019
01:07:13,835 --> 01:07:23,511
♪♪
1020
01:07:23,611 --> 01:07:25,513
-Hey, soppy!
1021
01:07:27,882 --> 01:07:29,283
-Hey. What's up?
1022
01:07:29,383 --> 01:07:33,955
♪♪
1023
01:07:34,054 --> 01:07:37,124
-Talked to Daddy Wags.
1024
01:07:37,224 --> 01:07:38,726
I just want to say if I've been
a dick or anything,
1025
01:07:38,826 --> 01:07:40,327
you know, I'm sorry.
1026
01:07:41,194 --> 01:07:43,598
-What? No.
No. No, no, no, no, no.
1027
01:07:43,698 --> 01:07:45,065
-Have an older brother.
1028
01:07:45,165 --> 01:07:46,500
I'm just used to being
around his friends,
1029
01:07:46,601 --> 01:07:48,235
and we just give
each other shit all the time.
1030
01:07:48,335 --> 01:07:50,203
-Yeah, I don't even know
what you're talking about.
1031
01:07:52,707 --> 01:07:53,841
-Really?
1032
01:07:55,543 --> 01:07:58,746
-Well, you know, I --
I saw them talking to you,
1033
01:07:58,846 --> 01:08:01,649
but...what happened?
1034
01:08:01,749 --> 01:08:04,619
-You know, I got the big old
lecture on bullying and stuff,
1035
01:08:04,719 --> 01:08:06,721
but...
1036
01:08:06,821 --> 01:08:08,422
-Hmm, so dumb.
1037
01:08:08,523 --> 01:08:10,424
Like, what is this,
kindergarten?
1038
01:08:10,525 --> 01:08:12,225
-[ Scoffs ]
1039
01:08:19,099 --> 01:08:21,468
You know,
maybe Eli said something.
1040
01:08:23,671 --> 01:08:24,806
-You think?
1041
01:08:27,675 --> 01:08:28,643
-Yeah.
1042
01:08:28,743 --> 01:08:34,114
♪♪
1043
01:08:34,214 --> 01:08:36,918
Maybe.
-Could be.
1044
01:08:37,018 --> 01:08:38,086
I guess I'll see you later, bro.
1045
01:08:38,185 --> 01:08:39,486
-Yeah.
1046
01:08:39,587 --> 01:08:46,561
♪♪
1047
01:08:46,661 --> 01:08:53,433
♪♪
1048
01:08:58,673 --> 01:09:00,775
♪♪
1049
01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:02,442
[ Singers vocalizing eerily ]
1050
01:09:02,543 --> 01:09:10,018
♪♪
1051
01:09:10,118 --> 01:09:17,892
♪♪
1052
01:09:17,992 --> 01:09:25,833
♪♪
1053
01:09:25,933 --> 01:09:27,835
[ Insects scratching ]
1054
01:09:27,935 --> 01:09:36,376
♪♪
1055
01:09:36,476 --> 01:09:44,652
♪♪
1056
01:09:44,752 --> 01:09:52,960
♪♪
1057
01:09:53,061 --> 01:10:01,234
♪♪
1058
01:10:01,334 --> 01:10:02,870
[ Jar opens ]
1059
01:10:02,970 --> 01:10:07,374
♪♪
1060
01:10:07,474 --> 01:10:09,944
[ Insects skittering ]
1061
01:10:10,044 --> 01:10:16,184
♪♪
1062
01:10:16,283 --> 01:10:19,252
Fuck! Aah!
Fuck, get 'em off!
1063
01:10:19,352 --> 01:10:22,990
No, get off! Stop! Fuck!
1064
01:10:23,091 --> 01:10:25,993
Get off!
[ Grunting ] Fuck!
1065
01:10:26,094 --> 01:10:31,032
No, stop! Get off! Stop! No!
1066
01:10:31,132 --> 01:10:32,567
No!
1067
01:10:32,667 --> 01:10:34,035
[ Groaning ]
1068
01:10:34,135 --> 01:10:36,269
Get off!
1069
01:10:37,270 --> 01:10:40,675
Stop! Fuck! Stop!
1070
01:10:40,775 --> 01:10:44,612
Help! Stop! Stop!
1071
01:10:44,712 --> 01:10:46,848
Stop!
1072
01:10:46,948 --> 01:10:48,415
Fuck!
1073
01:10:49,349 --> 01:10:52,285
Stop! Get off! Fuck!
1074
01:10:52,385 --> 01:10:54,989
Stop! Aah! Stop!
1075
01:10:55,089 --> 01:10:58,860
Get off! Stop! Aah!
1076
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:01,229
Fuck!
[ Groaning ]
1077
01:11:01,328 --> 01:11:02,864
Fuck off!
[ Screaming ]
1078
01:11:02,964 --> 01:11:05,900
Fuck! Oh, my God! Get them off!
-The Plague!
1079
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,435
-The Plague! The Plague!
1080
01:11:08,536 --> 01:11:10,671
Go snitch to Daddy Wags, bro.
-[ Screaming ]
1081
01:11:10,772 --> 01:11:12,940
Go snitch to Daddy Wags.
Go snitch to Daddy Wags.
1082
01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:15,308
-Get off! [ Screaming ]
1083
01:11:15,408 --> 01:11:17,044
[ Boys shouting indistinctly ]
1084
01:11:17,145 --> 01:11:19,547
Get them off!
[ Screams ]
1085
01:11:19,647 --> 01:11:22,482
[ Boys shouting
indistinctly in distance ]
1086
01:11:23,918 --> 01:11:26,721
-You okay?
-We're just messing around, Eli!
1087
01:11:26,821 --> 01:11:29,456
Okay? It was a funny joke!
That's what friends do.
1088
01:11:29,557 --> 01:11:32,026
How is that not obvious to you?!
1089
01:11:35,462 --> 01:11:38,465
-The Plague! The Plague!
Plague!
1090
01:11:38,566 --> 01:11:41,368
-[ Breathing shakily ]
1091
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:08,361
[ Gasps ]
1092
01:12:13,668 --> 01:12:16,904
[ Continues breathing shakily ]
1093
01:12:22,743 --> 01:12:30,952
♪♪
1094
01:12:31,052 --> 01:12:33,988
[ Panting harshly ]
1095
01:12:34,088 --> 01:12:38,259
♪♪
1096
01:12:38,358 --> 01:12:46,133
♪♪
1097
01:12:46,234 --> 01:12:54,041
♪♪
1098
01:12:54,141 --> 01:12:56,143
[ Faucet running ]
1099
01:12:56,244 --> 01:13:05,753
♪♪
1100
01:13:05,853 --> 01:13:15,196
♪♪
1101
01:13:15,296 --> 01:13:24,805
♪♪
1102
01:13:24,906 --> 01:13:34,248
♪♪
1103
01:13:34,348 --> 01:13:43,858
♪♪
1104
01:13:43,958 --> 01:13:53,267
♪♪
1105
01:13:53,367 --> 01:14:02,677
♪♪
1106
01:14:02,777 --> 01:14:05,379
-Would you rather
not eat for 48 hours
1107
01:14:05,478 --> 01:14:08,249
or spend the day
with Daddy Wags?
1108
01:14:08,349 --> 01:14:10,785
-There's only one.
I think it's safe.
1109
01:14:10,885 --> 01:14:12,520
[ Indistinct conversation ]
1110
01:14:12,620 --> 01:14:15,556
-I would go for 80 days.
1111
01:14:15,656 --> 01:14:18,192
-I'd go for 30 days
and 23 hours.
1112
01:14:18,292 --> 01:14:20,628
-No, no. 80 hours.
1113
01:14:20,728 --> 01:14:23,864
-Exactly.
-Hey.
1114
01:14:23,965 --> 01:14:27,768
-Yo. "Two seconds.
Wipe that grin off your face.
1115
01:14:27,868 --> 01:14:29,502
Canceling practice
for everybody
1116
01:14:29,603 --> 01:14:32,440
and putting everybody
on the street, dude."
1117
01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:34,175
-What?
1118
01:14:34,275 --> 01:14:42,249
♪♪
1119
01:14:42,350 --> 01:14:47,355
Then if you drink water,
then it has water in it, so...
1120
01:14:47,455 --> 01:14:48,823
-What?
1121
01:14:48,923 --> 01:14:52,126
[ Indistinct conversation ]
1122
01:14:52,226 --> 01:15:00,301
♪♪
1123
01:15:00,401 --> 01:15:08,409
♪♪
1124
01:15:08,509 --> 01:15:16,751
♪♪
1125
01:15:16,851 --> 01:15:25,860
♪♪
1126
01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:31,165
♪♪
1127
01:15:35,036 --> 01:15:44,078
♪♪
1128
01:15:44,178 --> 01:15:53,187
♪♪
1129
01:15:53,287 --> 01:16:02,296
♪♪
1130
01:16:02,396 --> 01:16:06,233
♪♪
1131
01:16:06,333 --> 01:16:08,602
[ Whistle blows ]
1132
01:16:08,702 --> 01:16:12,139
Let's go! Go, go, go!
1133
01:16:12,239 --> 01:16:14,108
Push!
1134
01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:16,177
♪♪
1135
01:16:16,277 --> 01:16:17,878
Keep moving!
1136
01:16:17,978 --> 01:16:20,147
♪♪
1137
01:16:20,247 --> 01:16:23,150
Heads up! Eyes on the ball!
1138
01:16:23,250 --> 01:16:29,558
♪♪
1139
01:16:29,657 --> 01:16:36,597
♪♪
1140
01:16:36,697 --> 01:16:39,500
Push! Push! Push!
1141
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:42,703
-[ Grunts ]
-Move that ball!
1142
01:16:48,342 --> 01:16:49,944
Press.
1143
01:16:51,979 --> 01:16:53,447
Press!
1144
01:16:53,548 --> 01:16:56,217
-[ Grunts, gasps ]
-Push! Push!
1145
01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:02,524
Find an open spot.
-Seriously...
1146
01:17:02,623 --> 01:17:04,658
The ball...
-Move those legs!
1147
01:17:04,758 --> 01:17:05,759
Come on! Move 'em, move 'em!
1148
01:17:05,860 --> 01:17:08,162
[ Both grunting ]
1149
01:17:08,262 --> 01:17:10,231
Come on!
1150
01:17:13,734 --> 01:17:15,903
-[ Groans ]
1151
01:17:19,306 --> 01:17:21,576
-Get back!
1152
01:17:21,675 --> 01:17:23,844
No, no, no, no! No! No!
1153
01:17:23,944 --> 01:17:31,652
♪♪
1154
01:17:34,523 --> 01:17:36,657
Stop!
-Pass the ball!
1155
01:17:36,757 --> 01:17:38,392
-[ Indistinct ]
Come on.
1156
01:17:39,793 --> 01:17:40,895
Keep it up!
1157
01:17:40,995 --> 01:17:43,130
-Alright, shoot, shoot, shoot!
1158
01:17:43,230 --> 01:17:44,932
[ Whistle blows ]
1159
01:17:47,067 --> 01:17:48,603
-Nice, Ben.
1160
01:17:48,702 --> 01:17:50,070
-Hey, he fucking scratched me.
1161
01:17:50,171 --> 01:17:51,506
-What?
-Call it.
1162
01:17:51,606 --> 01:17:55,610
-Call what?
-The fucking scratch.
1163
01:17:55,709 --> 01:17:57,044
You blow that whistle
all the time,
1164
01:17:57,144 --> 01:17:59,581
and you won't blow it on him
right now?
1165
01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:02,449
Oh, my fuck, bro! Call it!
1166
01:18:02,551 --> 01:18:04,018
Fuck, bro.
1167
01:18:04,118 --> 01:18:07,121
You don't know fucking jack shit
about water polo, bitch.
1168
01:18:10,157 --> 01:18:12,226
[ Whistle blows ]
1169
01:18:13,528 --> 01:18:14,862
-[ Grunts ]
1170
01:18:14,962 --> 01:18:17,998
[ High-pitched whining ]
1171
01:18:20,602 --> 01:18:21,502
[ Whining fades ]
1172
01:18:21,603 --> 01:18:23,370
Mm!
1173
01:18:32,846 --> 01:18:36,283
[ Muffled screaming ]
1174
01:18:43,090 --> 01:18:45,527
-Get out of here!
-[ Indistinct ]
1175
01:18:45,627 --> 01:18:49,564
-Hey!
-[ Coughing ]
1176
01:18:49,664 --> 01:18:51,165
-You alright?
1177
01:18:51,265 --> 01:18:52,466
You okay?
-Oh!
1178
01:18:52,567 --> 01:18:55,336
-Hey! Get out of the pool!
1179
01:18:55,436 --> 01:18:56,937
Come on.
1180
01:18:59,340 --> 01:19:01,041
Come on. Get out.
1181
01:19:04,646 --> 01:19:07,314
Huh? What are you thinking?
1182
01:19:07,414 --> 01:19:16,323
♪♪
1183
01:19:16,423 --> 01:19:25,332
♪♪
1184
01:19:25,432 --> 01:19:34,308
♪♪
1185
01:19:34,408 --> 01:19:43,350
♪♪
1186
01:19:43,450 --> 01:19:44,885
[ Car door shuts ]
1187
01:19:44,985 --> 01:19:46,621
[ Indistinct shouting
in distance ]
1188
01:19:46,721 --> 01:19:49,290
[ Car door shuts,
engine starts ]
1189
01:19:49,390 --> 01:19:56,230
♪♪
1190
01:19:56,330 --> 01:20:03,270
♪♪
1191
01:20:43,944 --> 01:20:46,781
[ Singers vocalizing ]
1192
01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:56,624
♪♪
1193
01:20:56,725 --> 01:21:06,467
♪♪
1194
01:21:06,568 --> 01:21:11,606
♪♪
1195
01:21:11,706 --> 01:21:13,608
[ Vocalizing stops ]
1196
01:21:13,708 --> 01:21:19,748
♪♪
1197
01:21:19,848 --> 01:21:24,985
♪♪
1198
01:21:25,085 --> 01:21:27,354
-♪
La, la, la, la, la ♪
1199
01:21:27,454 --> 01:21:28,889
♪
And now
the bells are ringing ♪
1200
01:21:28,989 --> 01:21:30,825
♪
La, la, la, la, la ♪
1201
01:21:30,924 --> 01:21:32,527
♪
La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
1202
01:21:32,627 --> 01:21:34,596
♪
La, la, la, la, la ♪
1203
01:21:34,696 --> 01:21:36,130
♪
La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
1204
01:21:36,230 --> 01:21:38,065
♪
La, la, la, la, la ♪
1205
01:21:38,165 --> 01:21:39,801
♪
La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
1206
01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:41,803
♪
La, la, la, la, la ♪
1207
01:21:41,902 --> 01:21:43,571
♪
La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
1208
01:21:43,671 --> 01:21:45,472
♪♪
1209
01:21:45,573 --> 01:21:48,743
-Hey. Whoever gets
a handjob first gets 10,000.
1210
01:21:48,843 --> 01:21:57,317
♪♪
1211
01:21:57,418 --> 01:22:00,755
-♪
Inside an empty room,
my inspiration flows ♪
1212
01:22:00,855 --> 01:22:04,826
-That's the Plague
at the peak of its shit.
1213
01:22:04,925 --> 01:22:07,294
-♪
The magic melody ♪
1214
01:22:07,394 --> 01:22:10,632
♪
You want to sing with me,
just la, la, la, la, la ♪
1215
01:22:10,732 --> 01:22:12,232
♪
The music is the key ♪
1216
01:22:12,332 --> 01:22:14,368
♪
And now the night is gone ♪
1217
01:22:14,468 --> 01:22:18,038
♪
Still it goes on and on
so deep inside of me ♪
1218
01:22:18,138 --> 01:22:21,543
♪
I long to set it free,
I don't know what to do ♪
1219
01:22:21,643 --> 01:22:24,978
♪
Just can't explain to you,
I don't know what to say ♪
1220
01:22:25,078 --> 01:22:26,980
♪
Oh, not another word ♪
1221
01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:29,016
♪
Just la, la, la, la, la ♪
1222
01:22:29,116 --> 01:22:30,618
♪
It goes around the world ♪
1223
01:22:30,718 --> 01:22:32,754
♪
Just la, la, la, la, la ♪
1224
01:22:32,854 --> 01:22:34,154
♪
It's all around the world ♪
1225
01:22:34,254 --> 01:22:36,290
♪
Just la, la, la, la, la ♪
1226
01:22:36,390 --> 01:22:37,958
♪
And everybody's singing ♪
1227
01:22:38,058 --> 01:22:40,093
♪
La, la, la, la, la ♪
1228
01:22:40,194 --> 01:22:41,563
♪
And now the bells
are ringing ♪
1229
01:22:41,663 --> 01:22:43,063
♪
La, la, la, la, la ♪
1230
01:22:43,163 --> 01:22:45,165
♪
La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
1231
01:22:45,265 --> 01:22:47,067
♪
La, la, la, la, la ♪
1232
01:22:47,167 --> 01:22:48,570
♪
La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
1233
01:22:48,670 --> 01:22:50,705
-Eli.
-Wazzup?!
1234
01:22:50,805 --> 01:22:52,206
-What are you doing?
1235
01:22:52,306 --> 01:22:54,576
-♪
La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
1236
01:22:54,676 --> 01:22:57,545
-Eli! What are you doing?!
1237
01:22:57,645 --> 01:23:01,248
-Ben, I am dancing.
-No, Eli, you're not dancing,
1238
01:23:01,348 --> 01:23:02,983
because you have
no one to dance with.
1239
01:23:03,083 --> 01:23:05,787
-Yes, I do.
I'm dancing with Boopy.
1240
01:23:05,887 --> 01:23:08,355
She doesn't care about
the Plague.
1241
01:23:08,455 --> 01:23:10,324
Right, Boopy?
1242
01:23:10,424 --> 01:23:12,794
Hey! Stop!
1243
01:23:12,894 --> 01:23:14,995
What are you doing?!
1244
01:23:15,095 --> 01:23:16,598
What are you...?!
1245
01:23:18,499 --> 01:23:19,868
Why'd you do that?
1246
01:23:19,968 --> 01:23:21,268
Why'd you do that?!
1247
01:23:21,368 --> 01:23:23,805
♪♪
1248
01:23:23,905 --> 01:23:25,773
-Eli.
1249
01:23:25,874 --> 01:23:29,009
Eli, stop. Listen to me.
1250
01:23:29,109 --> 01:23:32,881
Eli! Eli, stop!
-♪
La, la, la, la, la ♪
1251
01:23:32,981 --> 01:23:34,381
Wait!
1252
01:23:34,481 --> 01:23:36,718
Where are you going?
Come here! Stop!
1253
01:23:38,853 --> 01:23:40,522
Eli!
1254
01:23:46,193 --> 01:23:48,161
Do you know what
your problem is?
1255
01:23:49,731 --> 01:23:51,265
You don't even try.
1256
01:23:52,232 --> 01:23:54,501
You think
that you can just be yourself
1257
01:23:54,602 --> 01:23:57,739
and not give a shit
what anyone thinks.
1258
01:23:57,839 --> 01:24:00,942
But that only works when
"yourself" is the kind of person
1259
01:24:01,041 --> 01:24:03,377
other people want to be around.
1260
01:24:03,477 --> 01:24:06,714
Eli, no one wants to be
around you.
1261
01:24:06,814 --> 01:24:08,248
No one!
1262
01:24:09,584 --> 01:24:12,787
Look at me!
I'm talking to you!
1263
01:24:12,887 --> 01:24:14,656
Hey! Eye contact.
1264
01:24:14,756 --> 01:24:16,423
Ever heard of it?
1265
01:24:16,524 --> 01:24:19,827
What the fuck is
your fucking problem?!
1266
01:24:20,528 --> 01:24:22,062
You know,
one day you're gonna have to
1267
01:24:22,162 --> 01:24:23,965
grow the fuck up
and realize it's time
1268
01:24:24,064 --> 01:24:27,001
to start behaving
like an actual human being,
1269
01:24:27,100 --> 01:24:28,703
or you're just gonna
spend the rest
1270
01:24:28,803 --> 01:24:32,072
of your miserable fucking life
friendless and alone!
1271
01:24:32,172 --> 01:24:34,274
Is that what you want?!
1272
01:24:34,374 --> 01:24:36,844
Look at me.
Is that what you want?!
1273
01:24:36,945 --> 01:24:45,787
♪♪
1274
01:24:45,887 --> 01:24:54,796
♪♪
1275
01:25:05,707 --> 01:25:08,743
-[ Groaning ]
1276
01:25:12,212 --> 01:25:15,449
[ Groaning continues ]
1277
01:25:18,086 --> 01:25:23,057
[ Gasping ]
1278
01:25:23,156 --> 01:25:26,027
-Eli. It's not funny.
1279
01:25:26,126 --> 01:25:28,863
-[ Groaning ]
1280
01:25:28,963 --> 01:25:31,566
[ Squelching ]
1281
01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:34,035
[ Groaning ]
1282
01:25:34,134 --> 01:25:39,172
[ Screaming ]
1283
01:25:39,272 --> 01:25:42,076
[ Singers vocalizing ]
1284
01:25:42,175 --> 01:25:44,344
-[ Panting ]
-[ Whimpering ]
1285
01:25:44,444 --> 01:25:53,087
♪♪
1286
01:25:53,186 --> 01:26:02,496
♪♪
1287
01:26:02,597 --> 01:26:06,166
[ Rain pouring ]
1288
01:26:06,266 --> 01:26:07,769
[ Whimpers ]
1289
01:26:07,869 --> 01:26:10,038
-Alright. Get in.
1290
01:26:10,138 --> 01:26:12,272
Okay. Uh...
1291
01:26:12,372 --> 01:26:13,675
-He's gonna be okay, right?
-Go inside, Ben.
1292
01:26:13,775 --> 01:26:16,110
-Right? But he's gonna be okay,
right?
1293
01:26:16,209 --> 01:26:18,746
-Ben, go inside!
He'll be okay.
1294
01:26:18,846 --> 01:26:20,313
Fuck!
1295
01:26:20,414 --> 01:26:22,482
[ Engine starts ]
1296
01:26:22,583 --> 01:26:29,724
♪♪
1297
01:26:29,824 --> 01:26:33,127
[ Thunder rumbles ]
1298
01:26:33,226 --> 01:26:36,864
[ Rain pouring loudly ]
1299
01:26:51,946 --> 01:26:54,849
[ Muffled, tense music ]
1300
01:26:54,949 --> 01:27:00,088
♪♪
1301
01:27:00,188 --> 01:27:08,563
♪♪
1302
01:27:08,663 --> 01:27:16,838
♪♪
1303
01:27:16,938 --> 01:27:25,079
♪♪
1304
01:27:25,179 --> 01:27:33,554
♪♪
1305
01:27:33,654 --> 01:27:43,030
♪♪
1306
01:27:43,131 --> 01:27:52,707
♪♪
1307
01:27:52,807 --> 01:28:02,150
♪♪
1308
01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:11,826
♪♪
1309
01:28:11,926 --> 01:28:16,496
♪♪
1310
01:28:16,597 --> 01:28:20,802
[ Muffled, upbeat music
playing ]
1311
01:28:20,902 --> 01:28:28,810
♪♪
1312
01:28:28,910 --> 01:28:30,978
[ Music intensifies ]
1313
01:28:31,078 --> 01:28:40,621
♪♪
1314
01:28:40,721 --> 01:28:50,097
♪♪
1315
01:28:50,198 --> 01:28:59,774
♪♪
1316
01:28:59,874 --> 01:29:06,514
♪♪
1317
01:29:06,614 --> 01:29:09,517
-♪
Hey, yeah, hey, yeah ♪
1318
01:29:09,617 --> 01:29:12,820
♪
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
1319
01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:17,058
[
Vocalizing ]
1320
01:29:17,158 --> 01:29:22,830
♪♪
1321
01:29:22,930 --> 01:29:24,265
♪♪
1322
01:29:24,364 --> 01:29:26,100
-Set it up, DJ!
1323
01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:31,606
-♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
1324
01:29:31,706 --> 01:29:36,677
♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
1325
01:29:37,712 --> 01:29:43,483
♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
1326
01:29:43,584 --> 01:29:49,389
♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
1327
01:29:49,489 --> 01:29:52,360
♪
Take me away,
take me away ♪
1328
01:29:52,459 --> 01:29:54,028
♪
Take me away ♪
1329
01:29:54,128 --> 01:29:55,462
-Set it up, DJ!
1330
01:29:55,563 --> 01:29:58,366
-♪
Take me away,
take me away ♪
1331
01:29:58,465 --> 01:30:00,368
♪
Take me away ♪
1332
01:30:00,467 --> 01:30:02,003
♪
Oh ♪
1333
01:30:02,103 --> 01:30:07,708
♪♪
1334
01:30:07,808 --> 01:30:12,780
♪♪
1335
01:30:12,880 --> 01:30:14,582
♪
Oh ♪
-♪
New York massive ♪
1336
01:30:14,682 --> 01:30:16,150
♪
New York massive ♪
1337
01:30:16,250 --> 01:30:17,417
♪
New York massive ♪
1338
01:30:17,518 --> 01:30:19,153
♪
New York massive ♪
1339
01:30:19,253 --> 01:30:20,420
♪
New York massive ♪
1340
01:30:20,521 --> 01:30:22,156
♪
New York massive ♪
1341
01:30:22,256 --> 01:30:23,490
♪
New York massive ♪
1342
01:30:23,591 --> 01:30:25,092
♪
New York massive ♪
1343
01:30:25,192 --> 01:30:26,360
♪
New York massive ♪
1344
01:30:26,459 --> 01:30:28,062
♪
New York massive ♪
1345
01:30:28,162 --> 01:30:29,230
♪
New York massive ♪
1346
01:30:29,330 --> 01:30:31,032
♪
New York massive ♪
1347
01:30:31,132 --> 01:30:32,366
♪
New York massive ♪
1348
01:30:32,465 --> 01:30:34,068
♪
New York massive ♪
1349
01:30:34,168 --> 01:30:35,303
♪
New York massive ♪
1350
01:30:35,403 --> 01:30:36,971
♪
New York massive ♪
1351
01:30:37,071 --> 01:30:38,438
Set it up, DJ!
1352
01:30:38,539 --> 01:30:43,110
-♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
1353
01:30:43,978 --> 01:30:49,617
♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
-♪
New York massive ♪
1354
01:30:49,717 --> 01:30:54,755
-♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
1355
01:30:55,890 --> 01:30:59,727
♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
1356
01:30:59,827 --> 01:31:01,862
-♪
New York massive ♪
1357
01:31:01,963 --> 01:31:07,001
♪
New York massive ♪
-♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
1358
01:31:07,835 --> 01:31:12,606
♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
-[ Breathing heavily ]
1359
01:31:13,641 --> 01:31:18,346
-[ Distorted]
♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
1360
01:31:18,446 --> 01:31:24,285
-[ Coughing ]
-♪
I'm feeling so real ♪
1361
01:31:24,385 --> 01:31:27,621
♪
Feeling so real ♪
1362
01:31:27,722 --> 01:31:31,726
-[ Screams, gasps ]
1363
01:31:38,265 --> 01:31:41,202
[ Singers vocalizing ]
1364
01:31:41,302 --> 01:31:50,878
♪♪
1365
01:31:50,978 --> 01:32:00,321
♪♪
1366
01:32:00,421 --> 01:32:09,997
♪♪
1367
01:32:10,097 --> 01:32:19,473
♪♪
1368
01:32:19,573 --> 01:32:29,150
♪♪
1369
01:32:29,250 --> 01:32:38,793
♪♪
1370
01:32:38,893 --> 01:32:48,269
♪♪
1371
01:32:48,369 --> 01:32:57,945
♪♪
1372
01:32:58,045 --> 01:33:07,354
♪♪
1373
01:33:07,455 --> 01:33:17,031
♪♪
1374
01:33:17,131 --> 01:33:19,934
[ Singing fades ]
1375
01:33:23,471 --> 01:33:30,377
♪♪
1376
01:33:30,478 --> 01:33:37,318
♪♪
1377
01:33:37,418 --> 01:33:44,291
♪♪
1378
01:33:44,391 --> 01:33:47,294
[ Singer vocalizing ]
1379
01:33:47,394 --> 01:33:53,602
♪♪
1380
01:33:53,701 --> 01:34:00,141
♪♪
1381
01:34:00,241 --> 01:34:06,447
♪♪
1382
01:34:06,548 --> 01:34:12,953
♪♪
1383
01:34:13,053 --> 01:34:19,293
♪♪
1384
01:34:19,393 --> 01:34:25,634
♪♪
1385
01:34:25,733 --> 01:34:32,106
♪♪
1386
01:34:32,206 --> 01:34:38,479
♪♪
1387
01:34:38,580 --> 01:34:44,985
♪♪
1388
01:34:45,085 --> 01:34:51,392
♪♪
1389
01:34:51,492 --> 01:34:57,998
♪♪
1390
01:34:58,098 --> 01:35:04,371
♪♪
1391
01:35:04,471 --> 01:35:11,011
♪♪
1392
01:35:11,111 --> 01:35:17,418
♪♪
1393
01:35:17,519 --> 01:35:23,991
♪♪
1394
01:35:24,091 --> 01:35:30,431
♪♪
1395
01:35:30,532 --> 01:35:40,207
♪♪
1396
01:35:40,307 --> 01:35:46,615
♪♪
1397
01:35:46,715 --> 01:35:53,220
♪♪
1398
01:35:53,320 --> 01:35:59,728
♪♪
1399
01:35:59,827 --> 01:36:06,467
♪♪
1400
01:36:06,568 --> 01:36:13,207
♪♪
1401
01:36:13,307 --> 01:36:19,714
♪♪
1402
01:36:19,813 --> 01:36:26,453
♪♪
1403
01:36:26,554 --> 01:36:33,160
♪♪
1404
01:36:33,260 --> 01:36:39,701
♪♪
1405
01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:46,373
♪♪
1406
01:36:46,473 --> 01:36:53,113
♪♪
1407
01:36:53,213 --> 01:36:59,654
♪♪
1408
01:36:59,754 --> 01:37:06,661
♪♪
1409
01:37:06,761 --> 01:37:13,635
♪♪
1410
01:37:13,735 --> 01:37:20,608
♪♪
1411
01:37:20,709 --> 01:37:27,582
♪♪
1412
01:37:27,682 --> 01:37:34,589
♪♪
1413
01:37:34,689 --> 01:37:41,563
♪♪
1414
01:37:41,663 --> 01:37:48,502
♪♪
1415
01:37:48,603 --> 01:37:55,510
♪♪
1416
01:37:55,610 --> 01:38:02,483
♪♪
1417
01:38:02,584 --> 01:38:07,655
♪♪
1418
01:38:07,756 --> 01:38:13,193
♪♪
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